You got the shivers, friend? This one can probably spare some, but it will cost you. This one is an upstanding citizen with a proper business. So, Khajiit has wares, if you have coin😺
8:07 The NPCs reactions to you glitching through the counter made me laugh. And then they just go back to talking and act like nothing happened. xD These NPCs have seen some stuff.
Saaame so hilarious, wild, idk why but seeing his character slumped somewhere always cracks me up, and it's refueling my desire to play the game again lol
I did finish main questline and only then i went to fighters guild (as im mainly a mage also i forgot who gave tasks in fighters guild so i did other guilds earlier too) and Azzan is like "we all here are so greateful for you closing that oblivion gate" and shit while 2 seconds later "here is something that suits your experience, some rats". EVERYONE IN OBLIVION ARE ON SKOOMA CONSTANTLY. That is the only explanation.
"You are a man and i am a woman with certain desires..." yes, i know what you mean... you want a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, well get your game on! Its time to duel
Roleplay and thus behaviour and decisions of the character, overall speed that I used to race NPCs, or complete quests, strength that I used to kill the Gatekeeper.
When you slayed Lucien also in your fit of rage on skooma I lost it 😂
He was at a bad place at a bad time...
You got some Skooma, yeah? Right buddy? Pal? To share? Come on, pass the Skooma already!
You got the shivers, friend? This one can probably spare some, but it will cost you. This one is an upstanding citizen with a proper business. So, Khajiit has wares, if you have coin😺
Being a Skooma-addict-Mage would be a real challenge
That would probably be impossible... maybe there are ways to go around the 0 intelligence tho...
@@ThatsCoolDude It's Oblivion. There MUST be ways around that.
Gotta get mitten squad on this.
@@ThatsCoolDude Alchemy, there's always fortify intelligence, and who needs a skooma dealer when you make it yourself?
It always confuses me when she calls you a thief for stealing the diary... When you're joining the thieves guild
And also when she races you to steal it as well.
It is meant as a compliment.
You know I didn't realize you could beat her to the diary until like 10 years later. I thought you were supposed to steal it from Methredehl.
Not the hero Cyrodiil needs but the hero Cyrodiil deserves👏
And also not a hero at all...
Truer words have never been spoken!
Your voice speakers louder than the Aedra themselves.
What has cyrodiil done to deserve *him*?
@@arnejakobsen3296 All the genocide probably
"Bruma is gods' country and the gods are good to me.
"The Gods don't do a damn thing!"
HAHA
Also her: *is a followe of Dagon*
Mmm... Skooma
AH yes
Skooma.
her: trying to get him to simp for her
him:skooma?????!!!
MD's true love. Skooma male grindset.
@@ThatsCoolDude lol
The skooma man: *clasps hands together* Yes, I think that was a job well done. Now to drink some more miracle juice.
*messes up and acts like an a-hole*
"time for a break"
8:07 The NPCs reactions to you glitching through the counter made me laugh.
And then they just go back to talking and act like nothing happened. xD
These NPCs have seen some stuff.
It's like an everyday event for them, that a blue-ish guy high on Skooma runs around the tavern and glitches through furniture...
@@ThatsCoolDude I mean it is oblivion
Maybe Skooman for the name?
He does kinda look addicted to Skooma, doesn't he?
This name reminds me of 'Puma Man' a really really awful movie about a spaz who can fly. Skooma Man would be a good name.
@@terraburra Pumaman! He flies like a moron!
I may have missed the boat on helping to name the blue man, but I like to call him Skooma Steve as a Big Daddy reference.
the way you just killed the rats and arvena 💀
Still got promoted!
New to the channel and the editing is amazing! I'm really sitting here cracking up oblivion npcs for the thousandth time. Keep it up!
Thank you! Happy you like it!
Saaame so hilarious, wild, idk why but seeing his character slumped somewhere always cracks me up, and it's refueling my desire to play the game again lol
As evidenced by both you and Wilburgur, Skooma turns ordinary men into jacked monsters.
Also for a char name:
Homeless Addict Megamind
Skooma really does give you a ton of strength...
@@ThatsCoolDude Just look at those muscles! Clearly Moon Sugar was a gift from the Divines!
I imagine skooma to taste like grape juice or blueberry wine
Do you mean grape drink
"The women in the gang use their wiles..."
They prey solely on people who are into faces like painted potatoes.
Everyone has a type
"I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS -"
Another banger of a vid! I vote 'Simple Simian' for the character name.
Happy you like it!
noted.
The ending is astonishing. Epic.
The last thing I expected to see in an oblivion video was Grievous, you get a like for that alone 😂
Awwww
Psst! You got any Skooma?
Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you! Come here! I got what you need...
I did finish main questline and only then i went to fighters guild (as im mainly a mage also i forgot who gave tasks in fighters guild so i did other guilds earlier too) and Azzan is like "we all here are so greateful for you closing that oblivion gate" and shit while 2 seconds later "here is something that suits your experience, some rats".
EVERYONE IN OBLIVION ARE ON SKOOMA CONSTANTLY.
That is the only explanation.
The 3 rules: First, second and third. Was really awesome rules, and people say that thiefs dont have honor or rules
Skooma is amazing.
yo this is lit my friend
Thanks my friend!
thank you Matt
I didn't even know you can't screw up guild missions as you got promoted anyway. Bethesda probably thought their quests weren't idiot proof.
You get promoted, but you don't get payment. He just starts another dialogue and skips the payment one.
now i know why fallout new Vegas rules better than the new Fallout 4
name the bald man
mr. clean
Else God-Hater is a memeber of the Mythic dawn,thats why she is like this.
There are 3 rules
1st, skooma
2nd, skooma
3rd, SKOOMA.
Welcome to Skooma Club. The first rule of Skooma Club is: Have fun
The workout pain after using the skooma must be really painfull if it was irl
3:19 that's a face of a Chad.....
True face of an Alpha Male.
The Madness...
It was all in your head.
2:46 what happens if you do this mission with nothing in your Inventory
My name idea
Skooman The Unintelligent
8:06 -8:17
And this is why we don’t do skooma kids!
"You are a man and i am a woman with certain desires..." yes, i know what you mean... you want a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, well get your game on! Its time to duel
3:38 Ah, classic ;)
So when's the skooma gonna play into it? Seems a pretty normal play through to me so far!
Roleplay and thus behaviour and decisions of the character, overall speed that I used to race NPCs, or complete quests, strength that I used to kill the Gatekeeper.
@@ThatsCoolDude Twas mostly a joke, my dude. :)
@@FranNyan oh.... well....
this is awkward, sorry!
@@ThatsCoolDude No worries, tone is hard to come across in text. (Blame the skooma?)
@@ThatsCoolDude your character is a lightweight, I challenge you irl to do random quests high off skooma
8:10 fucking killed me 😂😂
Same!
this will have at least a million views by the end of the year
Let's hope so!
What about Skooby Blueballs?
Great video btw! This made me chortle a lot.
Nice one! As of 2 days ago he's officially Megamind "Skooma Man" Dude!
Happy you like the vid!
Is it me or that halo music plays for a split-second?
It is Halo music
confessions of a skooma addict
mmmm skooma
Mmmmmmm
I was sitting in the bus and when i laughed it was just such a cringe moment😭😂
Bootchin! 'Cause he has a chin the size of a boot.
His head is big in all the wrong places!
@@ThatsCoolDude His brain not so much. Skooma will do that to ya. :p
name him SKOOMA
I really like your vids they are so entertaining
Happy to hear!
want some Skooma?
I FUCKING LOVE SKOOMA
I JUST WANT TO GO AS FAST AS I CAN KILLING STRONG MONSTERS WHILE I HAVE LITTLE TO NO INTELLIGENCE
You should name him Gilbert
Why Gilbert?
Don't get me wrong it's a good name.
But why Gilbert?
@@ThatsCoolDude YES
@@ABIGD0G YES.
What clothes? He's pretty comfortable with his bare chest to the world...
aren't we all
Skoomdonker
YO WHAT you can skip the rat quest that way thats good to know
Yep, you just don't get a reward from her, but nobody really cares about her rats lol.
@@ThatsCoolDude thanks, as a khajiit I would rather get rid of the rats, i don't want to kill lions
The Dope Man
A dope name!
Dopaman
Skooma is my bae
Skooma is love, Skooma is life.
SkoomyFootBlueFriendBoy?
Woah
@@ThatsCoolDude Hey, that's just the mood your video left me in, what can I say?
That character, lol did you make the face using the in game character creator?
Yep! All vanilla!
@@ThatsCoolDude that's awesome.
Hey this video is pretty 4:30 gWood
*GOOOD*
thank you!
👍
"Don't do drugs"
As I'm doing drugs 🍃💨
Did you know skooma is like meth mixed with acid?
Greetings, brother. You look weary. I have something to help you relax, if you're interested
This doesn't seem legal.
@@ThatsCoolDude Ah, a snitch, eh? Can't have you running to any guards now, can I?
So you can just kill those damn rats and complete quest early with no consequences?
Yeah, the only thing you're not getting is payment from Arvena.
@@ThatsCoolDude that quest isn't worth it
You could've still been an ass and kill Glarther
He's a fun nutbag tho
@@ThatsCoolDude True, but still the kind of nutbag that's easily killable. 😂
But did you kill Glarthir?
Nope... he's my BFF, Skooma does that to you...
@@ThatsCoolDude That's probably for the best, considering...uhhh...how cheap the fine is