2021 BMW 5 Series | Write Off Machine

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  • Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024

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  • @davidj4662
    @davidj4662 3 года назад +1158

    Geez, that thing costs almost as much as a dodge pickup.

    • @802Garage
      @802Garage 3 года назад +146

      This comment is underrated no matter how many likes it gets.

    • @mitchellsteindler
      @mitchellsteindler 3 года назад +6

      🙊🙈

    • @MRMV483
      @MRMV483 3 года назад +15

      Costs 130.000$ in my country...

    • @PianoBlackTrimRep.
      @PianoBlackTrimRep. 3 года назад +147

      Anyone can afford it, it's just one time down payment of $4,999 and $1,250 a month for only 108 months at 7.99% financing.

    • @ismaeldah6512
      @ismaeldah6512 3 года назад +16

      @@PianoBlackTrimRep. you would be lucky to get such a low rate to be fair

  • @dil6969
    @dil6969 3 года назад +600

    At least it has a somewhat normal grille.

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +38

      You say that as if the rest of the car isn’t beautiful, and arguably the best German midsize option

    • @cygnusa3772
      @cygnusa3772 3 года назад +22

      @@XcoolcoolbeansbeansX It isnt. It is very plain. I agree with his assessment that is completely lacks character.

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +18

      @@cygnusa3772 I think he was speaking of the boring sedan-like driving experience, not the look of the car. It’s very understated and handsome, and it will likely look very nice for decades. BMW is good at that unlike Audi, and MB

    • @Love2Cruise
      @Love2Cruise 3 года назад +4

      @@XcoolcoolbeansbeansX Well... I can’t tell a 20 years-old Audi from a brand new one. Their styling has been timelessly boring.

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +10

      @@Love2Cruise audis are timelessly ugly after about 5 years

  • @sanghoonlee5171
    @sanghoonlee5171 3 года назад +267

    Hey, it looks like a normal BMW.
    How effing sad is it that that's a compliment now?

    • @benwells2338
      @benwells2338 3 года назад +2

      Haha right?! I’m surprised this model update didn’t at least get the 7 series nose considering the limousine class of car from the German makes tends to be the most conservatively styled, and even the 7 didn’t get a pass over by this latest design trend.

    • @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime
      @AhYesIndeedItsFunTime 3 года назад +5

      Right? The Gxx noses are atrocious

    • @Eyeofnelms
      @Eyeofnelms 3 года назад +4

      and then the grille grows and people complain. There's no pleasing them.

  • @musguelha14
    @musguelha14 3 года назад +358

    Life cycle impulse Jack, get it right because it's even more pretentious.

    • @ErsinN
      @ErsinN 3 года назад

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    • @j.3854
      @j.3854 3 года назад

      Cock cycle repulse. I hate BMW.

    • @jeffl1944
      @jeffl1944 3 года назад +1

      @@amishparadise1924 volvos are bricks on wheels

    • @Angry_Gnome
      @Angry_Gnome 3 года назад

      @@jeffl1944 1990 called…

  • @Rastafarian549
    @Rastafarian549 3 года назад +392

    BMW 5 Series: brought to you by the smell of sterile medical equipment.

    • @nicholaslee5473
      @nicholaslee5473 3 года назад +35

      Not as sterile as Audi's offering

    • @GaganGrewalf095
      @GaganGrewalf095 3 года назад +1

      @@nicholaslee5473 Not only sterile but abruptly sterile... and rife with build quality issues (2018 onwards specifically)

    • @Vaino_Hotti
      @Vaino_Hotti 3 года назад +28

      From (short) experience, I'd say the new 5-series the least sterile and has the most character of the big three german sedans. But they're all very sterile anyways. And IMO the beemers center screen is the best, partly because you don't have to touch it almost at all.

    • @oxysz
      @oxysz 3 года назад

      @@GaganGrewalf095 you are saying the Audi has bad build quality? Just got my first Audi a 2021 q5 e , and it seems to have better build quality than the c class I had . Not as nice looking mind you but I mean the buttons and everything are so solid and clicky.

    • @GaganGrewalf095
      @GaganGrewalf095 3 года назад +1

      @@oxysz It's bitter sweet tbh. Check out the C8 A6 owners' reporting issues on Audi-sport.net . One of them had the entire dash replaced. It was under warranty of course. But for a car costing as much as that, one would expect it to not spend that much time in the dealership getting fixed. The payment's still keep getting paid every month but what Audi give you for a "courtesy" car is not an A6, most likely a manual A1 or A3 ! My own C7 A6 developed a rattle one month from new and the dealers could not locate the source. Recently when looking for a long term replacement, I test drove the C8 A6 myself, and in 15 minutes of test drive, the test car developed the popular rattle/squeak. Also, the driver aids stopped working, the dashboard lit up like a festive tree. For me I would personally not go near a VAG product. But fo course, YMMV :-)

  • @nvkulk
    @nvkulk 3 года назад +248

    70k In 2021
    7k In 2031

    • @johntyson
      @johntyson 3 года назад +59

      70k a year in repairs to keep it running.

    • @palpatov
      @palpatov 3 года назад +11

      A lot sooner than that, i bet. Your cooling system will get tired in about 5 to 6 years, so by year 10 you would have replaced most of it...

    • @dair7947
      @dair7947 3 года назад +2

      @@johntyson hilarious

    • @RK1FX
      @RK1FX 3 года назад +8

      @@johntyson bitch please. 70k on an m5, probably, but not on this ffs

    • @pnourani
      @pnourani 3 года назад +18

      @@palpatov that's highly exaggerated. You will easily be able to drive this ten years without any big issue if we're being honest. I hate this wrap BMWs get as if they're made from cardboard. But with a car with a lot of tech like this you want to make sure you maintain it.

  • @jo_magpie
    @jo_magpie 3 года назад +369

    Love how Mark and Jack has divided the two clothing brands for middle age, middleclass American men between them. North Face and Patagonia.

    • @maxamende4563
      @maxamende4563 3 года назад +51

      I honestly thought they were sponsored by Patagonia for some time

    • @tickandslug
      @tickandslug 3 года назад +30

      Don't forget columbia whenever they go fishing

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments 3 года назад +10

      I've been watching for years and had no idea what Patagonia was. I imagine most don't. Must be a middle America thing? Back patio survival clothes?

    • @wmahmoo
      @wmahmoo 3 года назад +30

      @@iHaveTheDocuments It's more of a 20-40's yuppies in tech/finance bro thing

    • @tickandslug
      @tickandslug 3 года назад +30

      @@iHaveTheDocuments they're actually really good outdoors clothes but middle class white dudes wear it for no reason. It's like the middle class version of wearing camo all the time because you go hunting once a year

  • @drk2803
    @drk2803 3 года назад +118

    I've had my G30 540i for 3 months, and coming from a 3 series, I would not go back. The car is amazing and I personally find the drive very sporty and far superior to a 340i. Soul less would be an E class, this sedan is just amazing.

    • @apem0de
      @apem0de 2 года назад +3

      @Franz Fanon shame they're not continuing the kia stinger line 😭 but i guess the g70 genesis is pretty much the same car

    • @apem0de
      @apem0de 2 года назад +4

      @Franz Fanon same, its why im watching this video trying to convince myself a 2020 540i is a good purchase 🤣🤣

    • @apem0de
      @apem0de 2 года назад +2

      @Franz Fanon i haven't, but I've been hearing great things about the b58 in the 540i, and im honestly trying to escape the v8 world LOL. I currently drive a lexus 570 and whatever costs i saved on reliability im probably spending every week on petrol 🥴

    • @apem0de
      @apem0de 2 года назад +1

      @Franz Fanon haha cheers man, i can imagine wanting a v8 to drive daily, but Dubai's speeding fines are way too high and i cant bring myself to get anything too fast since i have a heavy foot, besides having TWO v8s would be the death of me 😭

    • @apem0de
      @apem0de 2 года назад

      @Franz Fanon im still just in my window shopping phase though since im abroad, if you go through with the m550 lmk how it feels

  • @KaiHinLkh
    @KaiHinLkh 3 года назад +254

    You know it is probably not a good car to own when its savagegeese review is only 12 minutes long.

    • @air-headedaviator1805
      @air-headedaviator1805 3 года назад +33

      Naw, that just means its not distinct

    • @kamilb8232
      @kamilb8232 3 года назад +48

      12 minutes because it's a good car but boring.

    • @tomikivela7634
      @tomikivela7634 3 года назад +5

      @@kamilb8232 Yeah, hard to criticize anything and lacking a "soul" so hard to say anything that hasen't been said already, kinda a good thing for the typical bmw buyer.

    • @alanhorn8253
      @alanhorn8253 3 года назад +86

      The owner could not let him have it for longer than that because of the rate of depreciation.

    • @Zonno5
      @Zonno5 3 года назад +1

      Sometimes he gets access to press vehicles for a limited time so there's little opportunity for an in depth look. I also think there isn't much remarkable about this particular car.

  • @TheAdnanmajor
    @TheAdnanmajor 3 года назад +46

    That car depreciated by $10,000 by the time I was done watching this video. 🧏🏻‍♂️

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 года назад +7

      And the cooling system and vanos failed.

    • @fvlok
      @fvlok 3 года назад

      So true. Hahaha

    • @the1anonymouse
      @the1anonymouse Месяц назад +1

      Watching this in 2024 and looking to pick one up for around $30k as a daily lol. I appreciate the people that ate all that depreciation

  • @blakslee720
    @blakslee720 3 года назад +90

    Goodness, when you’re a poor car enthusiast, you forget how fast the new “normal” cars are.

    • @jeffmurray1681
      @jeffmurray1681 3 года назад

      Yeah, its insane.

    • @Neojhun
      @Neojhun 3 года назад +3

      Multi Motor Electric Cars are death machines. Noob driver are incapable of handling the full power and instant response. Going to be a wild time on the roads when those become the majority.

    • @supaahflyy
      @supaahflyy 3 года назад

      @Aria and you own nothing. Paying to have an empty hand at the end of the day. Imo leases are designed for people who can't afford something to get into it. The exact demographic that shouldn't be leasing for that reason

    • @supaahflyy
      @supaahflyy 3 года назад

      @Aria are you getting confused with leasing vs borrowing money to pay off the car? What you're describing is borrowing to pay off a car which is still owning a car once you've paid it off. Leasing is just a rental basically. Is the terminology used in the US different to the UK and Aus for example?

    • @supaahflyy
      @supaahflyy 3 года назад +1

      @Aria I don't know your financial situation so I can't comment. But do your due diligence, if you're saving is $100 a month or $1200 a year and that's the make or break point for you, it really goes back to my first comment. Leasing is a strategy used to get people who can't afford a car, into that very car. Because at the end of the day pay $1200 more a year is piss change considering you get to keep the asset (depreciating asset admittedly) at the end of the term which you can then either keep or sell.
      There's plenty of videos online by financial experts much better at it than me that illustrate the type of situation where leasing makes sense and long story short, there's very few situations. Only if the person switches cars and wants the newest and most up to date car every 3 years. It's definitely not for people who want to make a financially sound choice. Again, I have no idea of your finances and don't claim to. But it's worthwhile doing your due diligence, it can't hurt

  • @WhiteBoardFinance
    @WhiteBoardFinance 3 года назад +87

    BMW lost their way a long time ago

    • @KarmaticEvolution
      @KarmaticEvolution 3 года назад +38

      Enthusiast make up a very small percentage of new car buyers, BMW is doing what any business would do.

    • @rockinviper09
      @rockinviper09 3 года назад +6

      Marko, cool to see you here. Bitcoin to the moon! 🚀 Lol

    • @descendinggod9740
      @descendinggod9740 3 года назад +7

      If we just forget about the soul of BMW, and look at the car as a car (aesthetic and build quality), the underbody is 10/10. But come on, wtf happened to the exterior? Its disgusting and a total turn off. The interior is sublime though, those seats look so comfortable.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 3 года назад +3

      @@KarmaticEvolution those enthusiasts were also the people reviewing those cars, leading BMW to dominate every comparison test for about three decades. Now they finish mid pack bc they lost the soul that put them beyond other cars which can do the same luxury thing

    • @1bigboy500
      @1bigboy500 3 года назад +1

      The “buying” market says this is what people want. If you want performance from ANY brand now, you will be charged a premium.

  • @Roof_Pizza
    @Roof_Pizza 3 года назад +48

    How to turn 70 thousand into 20 thousand in 4 years.

    • @petersinclair3997
      @petersinclair3997 3 года назад +3

      Good for buyers who wait four years and seek out a good unit with low mileage. Not only BMW.

    • @wigletron2846
      @wigletron2846 3 года назад +5

      @@petersinclair3997 until you make up the difference in repairs. Cars like this are lease only. And they lease so cheaply it really makes no sense to buy

    • @NikoBellaKhouf
      @NikoBellaKhouf 3 года назад +5

      @@wigletron2846 how are you going to spend 50k on repairs?

    • @petersinclair3997
      @petersinclair3997 3 года назад +2

      @@wigletron2846 Think what you say was once very true, yet, at least a decade good design and robotic manufacture have improved prospects. I have found buying a four year old, very low mileage Jaguars and keeping for four years not a problem. With my current XF 3.0 DTT, I have only paid for scheduled servicing, tyres and a faulty fuel monitor, after three years ownership. I pay cash. For a new car, agree, yes, leasing might be better.

    • @rogerclarke2191
      @rogerclarke2191 3 года назад

      That's almost EXACTLY what happened when I was dumb enough to buy a Mercedes. Same figures!

  • @great_deception
    @great_deception 2 года назад +160

    I had one, the 530i, with the 4cyl-engine. At no point did I feel it lacked power. The lack of turbo lag was almost magical. The interior was beautiful with very high quality materials with no rattles or bad panel gaps. The fuel economy reminded me of a 3 Series, which was impressive. Going 85 down the freeway felt like 50. The driver seat was probably the most comfortable seat I have ever been in and all my passengers were always comfortable. It was a heavy car and driving it you could feel it yet the engine and transmission made it drive so well as so smoothly. In the 3-year lease I had it, it only went to the dealer for oil changes and software updates. Never have I been more impressed with a vehicle especially for the price point. I am a big fan of MB, but somehow BMW managed to make everything extremely consistent and near perfect with the 5. I would happily recommend the 5 to anyone looking for a quality, sport-oriented luxury 4DR sedan. To this day I still think about how well the car did everything and the people who designed that car really are at another level.

    • @Mark-eu6mc
      @Mark-eu6mc Год назад +1

      What did you buy after the lease?

    • @great_deception
      @great_deception Год назад +5

      @@Mark-eu6mc I leased a 3 series

    • @Mark-eu6mc
      @Mark-eu6mc Год назад +3

      @@great_deception Gotcha. Would you lease another 5 series after this 3 series lease is up, or is there something else you’re interested in?

    • @great_deception
      @great_deception Год назад +7

      @@Mark-eu6mc New 5 is due out in a few weeks. I would lease the LCI 3 series and wait a few months after the next gen 5 is out.

    • @dynasyss
      @dynasyss Год назад +1

      @@great_deception are there any features you'd recommend as a must have/nice to have?

  • @iceman480
    @iceman480 3 года назад +61

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      @iceman480 3 года назад +3

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      @dougrobinson8602 3 года назад +3

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    • @Raymanujan
      @Raymanujan 3 года назад

      me too

  • @Luboiordanov
    @Luboiordanov 3 года назад +35

    I like the fact that you lift the car and show us the underbody of the car,no other car review do lift up.

  • @LuigiRandazzo21
    @LuigiRandazzo21 3 года назад +159

    "Soul less" "fast, reliable" "you feel nothing" "no longer a sports sedan...its like buying a Mercedes" 😥😥😥😥😥

    • @carenthusiast6748
      @carenthusiast6748 3 года назад +17

      reliable ? dafug

    • @descendinggod9740
      @descendinggod9740 3 года назад +27

      @@carenthusiast6748 Reliable for being unreliable LMAO

    • @LuigiRandazzo21
      @LuigiRandazzo21 3 года назад +57

      Have you driven a BMW lately? After their 2007-ish unreliable shitshow, they made sure ALL current generations are reliable.

    • @hazardeur
      @hazardeur 3 года назад +52

      @@LuigiRandazzo21 haven't had a single fault with my 5 BMW's since 2010, nothing. them being unreliable is just bullshit from people who don't know better by now

    • @3TimesFaster
      @3TimesFaster 3 года назад +30

      @@LuigiRandazzo21 This. All the people can only parrot the same shit every time. They were pretty unreliable in the first decade of this century. The F generations fixed almost everything that was wrong with them, especially once they switched over to the B-series engines from 2014 onwards.

  • @moiggc
    @moiggc 3 года назад +94

    Great opening monolog. But then, calling it soulless, is like missing everything that this car is about. The engineering perfection is the soul of this car. It's like firing your butler who excel in every aspect for being bad as a friend due to the lack of character. This makes no sense to me whatsoever.

    • @antoniomarsicola8608
      @antoniomarsicola8608 Год назад +3

      Well said. This is the end-game car for a family guy, and you can say it is better than any other car for the purpose, specially when you get criticized for being old fashioned by someone who owns a 2+ ton SUV that crashes at the moose test.

    • @faffabout9412
      @faffabout9412 Год назад +6

      What he means is this car is great in the way a robot is great, but not the way Jimmy Hendrix was great. Its precise, not fun. If you dont get it, you probably never will.

    • @Sam-os1lt
      @Sam-os1lt Год назад

      @japanwatchconnection this. Rural America only has a taste for those ugly trucks

    • @touchmetheclown69
      @touchmetheclown69 11 месяцев назад +2

      These old car reviewers are obssesed with "sports" and "fun" and they project that unto luxury cars.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 10 месяцев назад

      Have you driven one?

  • @andrewhillman9632
    @andrewhillman9632 3 года назад +97

    Absolutely one of the best reviews I’ve seen. You nailed this and that’s truly appreciated.

    • @DennyJr22
      @DennyJr22 3 года назад +11

      Is this the first Savage Geese video you've seen? Not that this one is bad by any stretch of the imagination but he has some epic ones on here...look up the Lexus LFA one...boing

    • @Nick-es8fl
      @Nick-es8fl Год назад

      @@cd4984 a

  • @jlolment
    @jlolment 3 года назад +163

    "It's like buying a Mercedes"
    the absolute state of the german sedan

    • @MrCarGuy
      @MrCarGuy 3 года назад +6

      @Zombie Head When you say "the absolute state of..." it is referring to the present. It's clear he was talking about current cars.

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 3 года назад +1

      ​@Zombie Head
      They have been saying since 2016 at least that they wanted to focus on quality more, because they see where the future is heading: Fewer new cars sold every year. People will buy cars and keep them longer. Well, if that's what the buyer wants, then you have to build cars that will do that. Is it soulless? Maybe if you want something a bit aggressive that can't quite help but eye poland hungrily, but that's not all of us.

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 3 года назад

      @Zombie Head Yeah, but they really didn't have much choice, as small carmakers were pretty much doomed by the cost of modern research and development. Their traditional market of sports sedans and coupes has shrunk steadily and no independent carmaker left is focused on that small market category. BMW chose to broaden their products to include the bigger luxury car category and that kept them profitable.

    • @rebeltvr6046
      @rebeltvr6046 3 года назад +1

      @Zombie Head BMW has lost it's identity indeed. Merc = luxury. Audi = business. Lexus/Acura = reliability. Jag = British lux. Cadillac/Lincoln = American lux. BMW = ??? It used to be about being the best sports sedans. Now that AMG and the Audi Rs have caught up, BMW lost that advantage. So they're trying to be a Merc/Audi mix bag, and that leads to problems like this. I don't see them recovering from this tbh.

    • @rebeltvr6046
      @rebeltvr6046 3 года назад

      @Zombie Head Yes, sales department is to blame here. Hopefully they find their vision again. Honda is facing a similar problem.

  • @alexk3352
    @alexk3352 3 года назад +80

    "When you're making $100k a year..." Dude, that's not nearly enough to afford this car, unless you live with your parents or somewhere where the cost of living is extremely low.

    • @RichardinNC1
      @RichardinNC1 3 года назад +13

      Lease payments are only $650 or so per month. Should be affordable unless you go crazy on a house payment or live in CA.

    • @wrxrob
      @wrxrob 3 года назад +26

      My friend makes $115K, and just bought a used $14K Hyundai. $100K is not quite the ticket to financial freedom.

    • @yeetusdeletus9
      @yeetusdeletus9 3 года назад +16

      @@wrxrob your friend is very smart financially. Unfortunately, not many people are that smart

    • @DriverDude100
      @DriverDude100 3 года назад +10

      @@RichardinNC1 The car they test drove stickers for $73k. Leasing on that car is going to be closer to $800+/month, especially when you consider taxes..

    • @alexk3352
      @alexk3352 3 года назад +2

      @@DriverDude100 Not only that, but the maintenance is quite a bit more expensive than a non-luxury car.

  • @MarkRVillano
    @MarkRVillano 3 года назад +65

    The narration for this video should have started:
    "If you have money you don't really need, and nothing better to do with it ...... "
    Well ... I guess that if you can afford the price of admission, you can afford to pay extra money for butter on your popcorn too.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад +4

      Exactly, it's a serious waste.

    • @madsqil19
      @madsqil19 3 года назад +1

      That used to be my joke about Audi’s. Sad that it’s come to this.

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад

      @J B camry's drive better than this heap

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад

      @J B Well you got the last part right, keep your distance lol

    • @THESLlCK
      @THESLlCK 3 года назад

      @J B HAHAHHAHA EMOJI SPAM BIG FUNNY

  • @ramadjones
    @ramadjones 3 года назад +15

    .... what an odd review. "This car is fantastic. Excellent engine, smooth transmission, quiet, plush interior, wonderful interface with plenty of tech. I hate it." I guess I don't understand what you mean by "soulless." Do you need more engine roar? Is the cabin too quiet? Do you want a harsher ride for it feel more sporty? What do you do to give an expensive luxury car that is trying to be quiet, fast and dependable, soul?

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 3 года назад +3

      Some people only ever order vanilla ice cream. That's who this car is for. Nothing wrong with it, tastes great, does the job and is about as exciting as watching golf.

    • @gordontheman6151
      @gordontheman6151 3 года назад +1

      Only way for a new car to have a soul is by it being a really sporty sportscar. Or by waiting for it to age and grow on you. The "soul" a car gets is created by the experiences and memories you have with it.

    • @AlanForde-CheyneMS
      @AlanForde-CheyneMS 3 года назад +2

      Lexus auto enthusiasts are used to the soulless comments, BMW fans will get used to it too. I think this is an amazing car that I would lease if I had the $$$$

    • @OlJackBurton
      @OlJackBurton 3 года назад

      Manual transmission, louder naturally aspirated V8 or a naturally aspirated high redline I6 including a much better sounding exhaust, mechanical steering or any type of steering better than those found in modern BMWs, better handling, much better exterior styling, more bespoke interior styling, you know, things BMW used to have instead of just being a faster but less attractive, less reliable, but more expensive Genesis...

    • @pettersaethre
      @pettersaethre 3 года назад

      @@OlJackBurton being critical(geese) of this cars interior is imo ridiculous, its as beautiful as it is functional. exteriors of modern cars(drooped nose and rear) have changed for better fuel economy/emission, so unavoidable. the sound and power is easy to vastly improve with a downpipe, piggyback and intake. looks and potentially handling is imo improved with wheel spacers. sure it feels more muted with inputs and feedback then cars 15-20 years ago..but so is `every` competing car

  • @SpaghettiKillah
    @SpaghettiKillah 3 года назад +33

    Get this at -40% off after 3 years with 30k miles on it and it's a great deal.
    That's how I buy my E Classes 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @AStick3Pedals
      @AStick3Pedals 3 года назад +10

      With some kind of warranty preferably

    • @miikatj
      @miikatj 3 года назад

      Indeed, my G31 had depreciated 46% in 2 years.

    • @Obloms
      @Obloms 3 года назад +3

      Yep, throw in 7 year, 100K warranty and you are good. If you get the car which is 2-3 year old you still have 4-5 year warranty.

    • @AStick3Pedals
      @AStick3Pedals 3 года назад

      @@Obloms that's why I have a Kia

    • @salami99
      @salami99 3 года назад

      you're the one buying my eclasses? lucky you, they get full service and never drive more than 30 minutes a time

  • @CmanCorporations
    @CmanCorporations 3 года назад +33

    I get it, BMW style isn't the most revolutionary, but it's timeless man. This will look as good in 15 years from now as it does today. It looks great.

  • @questioner1596
    @questioner1596 3 года назад +54

    If you work hard and just want your car to work, isn't Lexus a better choice? 😂

    • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
      @user-xg6zz8qs3q 3 года назад +5

      Just get a Honda Accord. It's 70% as good for a fraction of the cost.

    • @kristians2704
      @kristians2704 3 года назад +23

      @@user-xg6zz8qs3q If you can afford a luxury car then you want 100% of the features (not 70)

    • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
      @user-xg6zz8qs3q 3 года назад +5

      @@kristians2704 You're absolutely right. I can't tell you how to spend your money. Just consider that the type of people most likely to use coupons at a grocery store are millionaires! Seriously. So for that specific group of stingy wealthy people, a BMW is utterly stupid. These people are most likely going to drive a used Toyota, Hyundai or Honda and don't want to stand out. When your finances are in check and you're wealthy, you have nothing to prove. Life is all about accumulating assets and reducing liabilities. I went off the deep end 😂😂

    • @Quartzhawk878
      @Quartzhawk878 3 года назад +14

      @@user-xg6zz8qs3q Weird, I thought you were supposed to live life, not save through it....

    • @user-xg6zz8qs3q
      @user-xg6zz8qs3q 3 года назад

      @@Quartzhawk878 I'm just describing a mentality rich people have. But I'll conclude that there's a fine line between "middle class with loads of debt" and "stingy wealthy".

  • @jonathanb3255
    @jonathanb3255 3 года назад +80

    I don't like when auto reviewers complain about cars having no soul. That when they start adding buck teeth to the front of bimmers....

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 3 года назад +16

      Road to kidney grille hell is paved with good intentions

    • @RedNekLvr22
      @RedNekLvr22 3 года назад +7

      Who are they to say what car has soul to begin with? We are all individuals with different tastes.

    • @supersabrosinho
      @supersabrosinho 3 года назад

      Buck teeth? Lol I'd buy that one just because

    • @andoletube
      @andoletube 3 года назад +7

      @@RedNekLvr22 Yeah, the best car I've ever had was a Toyota Camry, but I'm sure this car would feel a whole lot more special if it was mine. It all depends on how spoiled you are by what you've owned and driven, I suppose. I'd feel like a King if I was driving one of these.

    • @VanguardX
      @VanguardX 3 года назад +2

      They are just trying to make content. The car has tons of "soul" and is very fun to drive.

  • @bassandtrebleclef
    @bassandtrebleclef 3 года назад +6

    I had a 530i as a loaner. It's a nice car the way Lexus is nice. Boring to drive, very comfortable. So why not get the Lexus, get the reliability and resale value instead? It costs less, too.

    • @dailyrant4068
      @dailyrant4068 3 года назад +7

      Because Lexus are Toyota powertrains which are not even as performance-oriented as the very base models... there is simply no comparison between a "300 hp" Lexus and a "335hp" BMW... they will feel like a 100 hp difference, not 35 any day. Lexus literally has the slowest vehicles out of all the luxury brands, not to mention mostly FWD. And LFA is a super niche product that is simply not mass market.

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +4

      Because the Lexus is less attractive, the interior and infotainment are less thought out, the ‘new’ Lexus engine options are boring and weak and arguably no more reliable than the B58 engine in this 540i. With this BMW you are paying for the best you can get right now, with full intention to be rid of the car by the time the next one is released.

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 3 года назад

      @@XcoolcoolbeansbeansX true

    • @RedNekLvr22
      @RedNekLvr22 3 года назад

      Are any of these luxury brands worth holding on to for more than a lease period? I don't know of many people who buy new true luxury cars that plan on keeping them 10+ years. And with all the new gadgets and tech, I question the reliability of many cars down the road.

    • @RedNekLvr22
      @RedNekLvr22 3 года назад +1

      @@dailyrant4068 You're absolutely right. Lexus had the worst engines by far.

  • @PianoBlackTrimRep.
    @PianoBlackTrimRep. 3 года назад +36

    Last time I was this early Turbowski was still co-host.

    • @DV-ou1yu
      @DV-ou1yu 3 года назад +2

      What happen to him?

    • @PianoBlackTrimRep.
      @PianoBlackTrimRep. 3 года назад +8

      I heard he finally blew a head gasket when for the 1,000 time a customer came into his shop with a rusted POS dodge vehicle and bitched about how much it was going to cost to fix it.

    • @barrygoldwasser5449
      @barrygoldwasser5449 3 года назад +3

      That guy was a disaster. Not even sure what Mark saw in him or why he kept putting him on the videos

    • @andoletube
      @andoletube 3 года назад +3

      @@barrygoldwasser5449 Yep. He had the enthusiasm of somebody who was there to complete his mandatory hours of community service.

    • @markmiller3279
      @markmiller3279 3 года назад

      @@barrygoldwasser5449 Yeah, yet there are commenters almost every week who want him back. They seem to think he was funny, when all I saw was grumpy.

  • @toweringhorse2054
    @toweringhorse2054 3 года назад +41

    You know you’ve successfully developed a car when the only flaw is that it does everything too well

    • @mharro88
      @mharro88 Год назад

      Except it's not dynamic at all and boring as shit

    • @raxxmoriti
      @raxxmoriti 10 месяцев назад

      Gti Joins the chat

  • @anokyekofiboateng628
    @anokyekofiboateng628 3 года назад +71

    I wanted to jump off a building, then I subscribed. Then I wanted to jump of that building just a bit less.

    • @goowatchi
      @goowatchi 3 года назад +6

      Are you Batman?

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 3 года назад +2

      Keep it together man life goes on. Things will get better. Focus on changing your situation and improving your health.

    • @snail415
      @snail415 3 года назад

      Show-off.

    • @jerrybarrax5618
      @jerrybarrax5618 3 года назад

      LOL

    • @saman-iw9tx
      @saman-iw9tx 3 года назад

      @@goowatchi spider Man or super man

  • @vr6gls
    @vr6gls 3 года назад +8

    Enthusiast have become so spoiled now, that when a manufacturer makes a damn near perfect vehicle. Enthusiast complain that it doesn’t have enough flaws to make it more “exciting”. LOL! 😂

    • @danr154
      @danr154 3 года назад

      Right? As far as I'm concerned good! Roads suck in America. I dont want sport tuned suspension on that shit every day. Ive ridden in 2 M cars in my life and hated it. Id love this car. Maybe not for that price but it looks like a good car. Does passion always have to mean "shitty"? It is boring looking considering BMW products have looked the same my whole life........but then compared to the new designs thats ok too.

  • @bethehammer0676
    @bethehammer0676 3 года назад +69

    How much for the optional turn signal package?

    • @fabianherrmann6398
      @fabianherrmann6398 3 года назад +11

      and a years supply of blinker fluid

    • @wrxrob
      @wrxrob 3 года назад +11

      @@fabianherrmann6398 that blinker fluid requires a subscription fee, sorry.

    • @sephiros9883
      @sephiros9883 3 года назад +6

      Clearly too much since nobody takes it....

    • @PedroTRamos1
      @PedroTRamos1 3 года назад

      I remember when that was funny, like 8 years ago

    • @bethehammer0676
      @bethehammer0676 3 года назад

      @@PedroTRamos1 Nothing funny about it, Pedro. In the past 8 years I haven’t seen a single BMW driver use their turn signal.

  • @misztal2112
    @misztal2112 3 года назад +80

    Kramer : It's just a write off for them .
    Jerry : How is it a write off ?
    Kramer : They just write it off .
    Jerry : Write it off what ?
    Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
    Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .
    Kramer : Do you ?
    Jerry : No . I don't .
    Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

    • @MrCrashBandicoot25
      @MrCrashBandicoot25 3 года назад +6

      I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back.

    • @andoletube
      @andoletube 3 года назад +1

      @@MrCrashBandicoot25 I liked it because I remember it. Good times with Seinfeld.

    • @tim3172
      @tim3172 3 года назад +2

      @@andoletube (Mr's post is literally the next line of dialog which Jerry says... not a criticism of the comment.)

    • @andoletube
      @andoletube 3 года назад

      @@tim3172 Yeah, I know, lol. Sorry, my humour is sometimes a bit obtuse!

  • @ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow
    @ShowMeWhatINeedToKnow 3 года назад +27

    I fell in love with the 5 series a couple years ago -- hope to get one as my next car. Such a great cruiser. I didn't expect to like it at all, but got invited to one of those BMW drive events and was pleasantly surprised.

  • @trith72
    @trith72 Год назад +7

    I bought a 2023 540i a couple of months ago and hands down it's the best sedan I have ever driven in my 36 years of being a licensed driver in the USA. I've owned a lot of vehicles, some real beaters when I was young and didn't have money, and several different luxury choices in the last 15 years or so when I had money to get what I wanted, and the BMW 540i has beaten them all in terms of performance, luxury, fun, drivability, looks, value, and service. This includes Mercedes, Genesis, and Lexus to name a few, all of which I have owned and ran screaming from eventually. Mercedes because of the terrible performance and painful suspension and road noise, Genesis for the horrific customer service experience (thanks Hyundai, you ruined what could have been a monster of a brand by treating your luxury customers the same as the folks with 500 credit scores buying a turd), and Lexus, which always felt like I had overpaid for what i got, which was an hyper expensive Toyota. BMW mitigated all of these issues for me. I don't think I will ever buy another brand at this point in my life.

  • @KealeyOnCars
    @KealeyOnCars 3 года назад +37

    This is such a great review! One thing I noticed however: this is the first implementation of the B58 mild hybrid system from BMW besides the M440i. The 48V starter-generator motor not only competes with Mercedes M256 straight six, it add 3mpg to both city and highway driving (now 32 highway according to the EPA). For a car that does 0-60 in under 5 seconds, that’s incredibly impressive! While it may not have much of a soul, I actually can advocate for this. As an enthusiast, it’s nice to have that one boring car. A car to cleanse your pallet, that just works, won’t complicate your life, and reminds you when you get out and step into a true driver’s car... just how special that 2nd and 3rd car is in your rich ass garage... because that’s exactly who’s going to buy a 5 series.

    • @dailyrant4068
      @dailyrant4068 3 года назад +7

      BMW engines/powertrain are similar some of the most amazing engineering there is. People talk about horsepower and all that but you really don't get the same level of power vs efficiency as you do in their engines (Of course we know BMW underrates them too so there's that)

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +8

      It’s also fair to say BMW has a lot more experience building modern inline-6 engines, and frankly I’d rather have theirs than Mercedes recent attempt.

    • @davecom3
      @davecom3 3 года назад +2

      @@dailyrant4068 if you go back roughly 40 years, BMW were practising black magic on their engines even then. Motor journalism found it mind boggling that a 3.5 litre petrol engine with 290hp could get roughly 25mpg on a spirited run, when the same engine of similar displacement from Porsche would struggle to get high teens. Hell, even something as performance oriented as an E46 M3 or the new Z4 with the b58 will get 30+ mpg.

    • @ariellubonja7856
      @ariellubonja7856 3 года назад

      @@XcoolcoolbeansbeansX Mercedes has also had inline 6 for forever. The original gullwing had one

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад

      @@ariellubonja7856 I’m well aware of their history. They don’t compete with BMWs I6 development

  • @steveb540i
    @steveb540i 3 года назад +4

    Soulless? You must have this confused with a Lexus ES. Not sporty? What new midsize luxury sedan under 80K is more sporty than an M Sport 540i? From the ride height looks like you had the softer DHP instead of the traditional 704 sport suspension- too bad for you. Great infotainment, chassis, engine, choice of interior leather and trim, and quality paint. Absolutely the best midsize sedan in the segment. Damn happy with mine.

    • @ethanthomas68
      @ethanthomas68 3 года назад +1

      I agree with you. No BMW with the B58 inline 6 is soulless. I have the B58 in my M340 and it’s fantastic (nice linear power output and very efficient). They admit the car does everything well, but they don’t like it. Strange review.

    • @steveb540i
      @steveb540i 3 года назад +2

      @@ethanthomas68 M340i is def more tossable but by the time you spec one out there's only a 10 grand difference from a well spec'd 540i where you get a lot more luxury and shoulder room without giving up on fun. Try one next time.

    • @ethanthomas68
      @ethanthomas68 3 года назад

      @japanwatchconnection sadly, I think you’re right.

    • @ethanthomas68
      @ethanthomas68 3 года назад

      @@steveb540i I considered the 540i, but ultimately, I preferred the more compact size of the 3 series.

    • @idokwatcher2062
      @idokwatcher2062 3 года назад

      @@ethanthomas68 You should drive a BMW with hydraulic steering and ITB's to remind your self what soul it used to have.

  • @robwoods5434
    @robwoods5434 3 года назад +64

    For the record - I absolutely love the 5 series. The engine is the best reason to get a 540i.

    • @jsfbay1
      @jsfbay1 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, I just wish that you could figure out the engine based on the last 2 digits of the model like you once could. To me, a 540 has a 4 liter V8. I guess I'm 20 years behind the curve...

    • @ruhaan6216
      @ruhaan6216 Год назад +3

      @@jsfbay1 Generally 40s have a 6 cylinder and 50 and above have V8s

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@jsfbay1 with turbocharging and electrification it would be a lot more cumbersome to distinguish power output without this new scheme. I tend to agree with you though.

  • @ivanandreevich8568
    @ivanandreevich8568 Год назад +4

    I drove this back to back with a C43 AMG, Genesis G70, Genesis G80, Infinity Q50s, Lexus RC F today. I - a regular run of the mill driver who has never been to the track - have NO IDEA why you keep saying it's not a sports sedan. It's fucking fast, the transmission is fast, the engine is epic, the awd system inspires confidence. Do you need me to what - corner at 100 kph while flooring it? I'm not going to do that in any of those. This was my favorite car of the bunch, and used it was within 5-10K of all the rest of them.
    Character, passion? Put an exhaust and a tune with 80 more HP on it. Come on!

  • @konradhittner4668
    @konradhittner4668 3 года назад +7

    Sounds like a nice car to buy off-lease for $30K and drive for another five years.

    • @1bigboy500
      @1bigboy500 3 года назад +1

      ...with a warranty!!!

  • @bradw922
    @bradw922 3 года назад +2

    it doesn't help to be in white. If it was bright red, it would be a slight improvement. My neighborhood is chuck full of these things, Model 3's and Model Y's. Great cars but pretty depressing. I love to throw my Guards Red 981 Spyder into sport exhaust and redeem the 'hood

  • @nicolaskrinis7614
    @nicolaskrinis7614 2 года назад +4

    Soul-less? What kind of metric is that? Lacking character and passion? Try pushing it on windy road, the Xdrive is fantastic. But soul-less is a subjective, inconsequential measure that means the same thing as "I don't like this car because I don't like it."

  • @colsphere
    @colsphere 3 года назад +6

    What in the world are you talking about? This is a great driver's car, this is 2021, not 1991, get real!

  • @savedfaves
    @savedfaves Год назад +3

    You see a lack of soul, I see refinement, comfort and the best UX in the business (iDrive 6/7). Don’t like the newer wacky BMWs

  • @xxwhatevahxx
    @xxwhatevahxx 3 года назад +3

    "Lacking character, passion" (i think so for any new BMW) is for me two things:
    1. Turbo, i dont like turbo/chargers, i think its a horsepower cheat and a engineering cheat, i want a real N/A engine.... the sound/performance is important... 535i used to mean a 3.5-4.0+ Litre V8 back in the days.... now its a 2.0 liter 4 cylinder TURBO..... ***** offf......
    2. Automatic gearbox etc... yes, its comfortable, but i feel less used/in control, feel BORED... i think just destroys the fun & spoils the fun (not to mention the engine sound/shifting)... certainly doesnt exploit the engines capability aswell....
    N/A engines and manual gearbox is the way BMW used to do it ALWAYS, what set them apart and made me love them over Mercedes/Audi... but now they went the same shitty TURBO route....

  • @thehauke7981
    @thehauke7981 3 года назад +12

    I drove a 540i for some days and loved it. Granted, it’s not as passionate as a Ferrari, but for everyday use show me a more refined car.

  • @Gorilla_Jones
    @Gorilla_Jones 3 года назад +16

    I have no idea which year or model any of these new BMWs are.

  • @ramqashou1002
    @ramqashou1002 3 года назад +29

    If this is soulless then the A6 and E class are complete ghosts

    • @thelarry383
      @thelarry383 3 года назад +3

      The E class interior is the opposite of soulless.

    • @ramqashou1002
      @ramqashou1002 3 года назад +1

      @@thelarry383 I agree.. but compared to bmw engines and handling it's dull.. definitely for people who are looking for "character" and "soul" in a car

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 3 года назад

      @@ramqashou1002 buy M5 for real pleasure

    • @dogchainsaw3923
      @dogchainsaw3923 3 года назад +2

      Bmw owners lmao

    • @ramqashou1002
      @ramqashou1002 3 года назад +1

      @@dogchainsaw3923 I wish lol 🤣

  • @arkhi13
    @arkhi13 8 месяцев назад +3

    I'm laughing looking back at this video, them complaining that it's ~70k, because a similar optioned 2024 540i now is almost $90k

  • @topperharley8322
    @topperharley8322 3 года назад +26

    Refined car, if I had a choice it'll be this over an M5 any day. Mark, Jack any chance you guys are gonna get an Audi Q5 55 e Quattro for review?

    • @charliewaffles6996
      @charliewaffles6996 3 года назад +11

      Maybe Audi plays hardball with these guys. Would be interesting to have a deep review since the power train is amazing.

    • @wildbillclinton2748
      @wildbillclinton2748 3 года назад +9

      Ryan Douthit has reviewed it. Was quite good offroad.

  • @jkandybar
    @jkandybar 3 года назад +37

    I’m on my 3rd Five series in a row, about to be 4th. Amazing car. In my opinion, much better looking than the A6 and E Class, especially in M-Sport form. Yes, it’s more luxury than sport and that’s why I love it. BMW isn’t stupid, they know their customer.

    • @rogerclarke2191
      @rogerclarke2191 3 года назад +1

      And all 3 within 6 years!

    • @fabolousjada5070
      @fabolousjada5070 2 года назад

      no btw is better than a Mercedes now a days your on drugs lol

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 10 месяцев назад

      I hope at least one of them was an E39!

  • @ChrisWalksFast
    @ChrisWalksFast 3 года назад +13

    Mr. Goose is the type of RUclipsr that other cartubers go to watch before they put out a review.

    • @snail415
      @snail415 3 года назад

      Thanks for the thorough review!
      Sincerely,
      Henry Catchpole

  • @nikkisixx29
    @nikkisixx29 2 года назад +3

    why always complain about car pricing when all you wear is Patagonia... when you can wear Old navy for 1/3 price LOL

  • @spoonkies
    @spoonkies 3 года назад +11

    Ah yes, the managermobile

  • @andresgalvez
    @andresgalvez 3 года назад +32

    Dude, I’d drive this and smash on some vegan cheese burgers, because why not. Mmmm.
    Two minutes in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven. Aw yeah.

    • @ImOldGregg
      @ImOldGregg 3 года назад +3

      Vegan and cheese burger are oxymorons

    • @ImOldGregg
      @ImOldGregg 3 года назад

      Tristan McMahon clearly estrogen flows through your veins

  • @markk3453
    @markk3453 3 года назад +28

    " just works" till your engine light comes on a month later for no reason or a sensor glitch lol

    • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
      @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +8

      Check engine light won’t be seen until it’s old, and cheap enough for you to afford.

    • @cupompa
      @cupompa 3 года назад

      @@XcoolcoolbeansbeansX Can confirm, I own a 13 year old BMW I fixed that had CEL. Drives great 👍

    • @maxheadroom224
      @maxheadroom224 3 года назад +2

      Nice propaganda Mark. Enjoy your Lexus es300

    • @tonysterbenc
      @tonysterbenc 6 месяцев назад

      @@maxheadroom224 You were mistaken. Mark's Lexus LC was much more expensive than this car.

    • @maxheadroom224
      @maxheadroom224 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@tonysterbenc um something about 425 E Valencia Ave... something something, 847 area code, maybe a little 312, something something, 9699...

  • @iand8548
    @iand8548 3 года назад +2

    Can't agree with some of your statements. My 2018 M550 drives worse than a truck, especially with run flat tires. The M package is brutal on the teeth, suspension and back. Went through numerous tires, thankfully no rims. iDrive is ergonomic (and you're right - the BMW way since the 745i), but has many idiosyncrasies that wreak havoc, such as when the A/C fan stops blowing and its HOT in the cabin (this was looked at multiple times by technicians and its "By Design"). Ha. The handling has limited feel through the wheel, controls are nice. It does go fast in a straight line, but that's it. Carplay integration is terrible and not utilizing the entire screen. Brake pedal is soft and can't be easily modulated, car comes to abrupt stop especially with auto start/stop on - too aggressive to shut down engine. Compared to a Porsche in these areas (handling/suspension, comfort, infortainment, brakes, etc.) the Porsche is superior in every way. Sorry BMW (I've owned many for 20 years), I'm no longer a customer.

  • @1northsparrow246
    @1northsparrow246 3 года назад +15

    Thanks so much for educating all of us on the real appeal of these luxury cars ie middle class taxpayers subsidize the toys of the wealthy.

    • @anthropology4everyone622
      @anthropology4everyone622 3 года назад +1

      @japanwatchconnection Did you bother to read the title of the video before you played the fascist card?

  • @officialyasir
    @officialyasir 3 года назад +20

    5 series died after the E39 as far as I’m concerned.

    • @leviathan5207
      @leviathan5207 3 года назад +1

      Mate, have you driven an E60 550i? That thing was great.

    • @jordanbell4420
      @jordanbell4420 3 года назад +1

      You may not like its iDrive system or its untraditional styling, but the E60 actually handles better than the E39, and has better steering feel. The F10 meanwhile felt like an E38 7 Series- smoother and more refined than before, but still a drivers car. This current generation is the first 5 Series that doesn't feel like a drivers car.

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 3 года назад

      @@jordanbell4420 agree on the e60, definitely not with the f10. Steering/feedback was horrible on the '13 528i loaner I had.. if my eyes were closed I would have guessed Lexus. Had the same feeling with recent G20 330i
      Neither was 6 cyl like my 535i but even excepting that huge difference in philosophies

    • @papa_pt
      @papa_pt 3 года назад

      @Miga Mafiri even the base non-M e34, e39 and e60 were all great to drive

    • @officialyasir
      @officialyasir 3 года назад

      @@leviathan5207 the e60 is hideous

  • @chayan7232
    @chayan7232 3 года назад +16

    2:48 Sounds like it's the perfect car for Todd Howard...

    • @calvin-
      @calvin- 3 года назад +3

      "It just works." ⚰
      -TH
      I caught that too!

  • @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX
    @XcoolcoolbeansbeansX 3 года назад +63

    These 540s start becoming a VERY viable option in 3-4 years when they hit the used market at a much lower price point 20s-30s. It’s not a competitor at 80 grand, but after the built in depreciation has hit, its definitely a real option for plenty of people.
    What’s important to know, is that the 540i has one of the most reliable, efficient, and powerful drivetrains BMW has produced in probably 12 years. At this point I would be perfectly comfortable owning a 2017 or 2018 for 30 grand, with 35,000 miles on it. I am aware it will have a cost to maintain just like *any* modern car, but that $50,000 discount makes up for it. I also don’t see myself trying to drive it 150,000 miles into the ground, like some of you assume be default. For me, and many others it will check all the boxes just fine.

    • @jaycarr5348
      @jaycarr5348 2 года назад

      This is spot on

    • @james10165
      @james10165 2 года назад +5

      Spot on, just picked one up for the mid 30s fully loaded with 40k miles. B58 engine is reliable and easily tunable if you ever get the itch.

    • @davidw7609
      @davidw7609 2 года назад +1

      Agree, although, I would say an 18 with 30k miles is prob north of 40 grand but still. definitely will be looking for one of these in 3 years

    • @devn3813
      @devn3813 Год назад +1

      That depreciation doesn’t happen anymore and it won’t happen again

    • @thedragon356
      @thedragon356 Год назад +4

      @@devn3813 but it is car prices are already dropping to normal levels give it 6 months to a year and we will be back to pre Covid used market

  • @TrevForPresident
    @TrevForPresident 3 года назад +4

    Priced to lease/depreciate.

  • @dadrianmcintyre3323
    @dadrianmcintyre3323 3 года назад +4

    I can't believe am saying this but the Avalon has more soul than this 5 series.

  • @Dave.S.TT600
    @Dave.S.TT600 3 года назад +25

    "Everything Works" ....until 5 minutes after the Warranty ends

    • @Quartzhawk878
      @Quartzhawk878 3 года назад +1

      If you have to ask about the warranty, you can’t afford it. Ha

    • @artgrusensky121
      @artgrusensky121 3 года назад +1

      funny! and true...

    • @Dave.S.TT600
      @Dave.S.TT600 3 года назад +2

      @@Quartzhawk878 true...haha..but most people finance/lease them (probably) and can't really afford them. It was a great video though and the Guys explained the character really well.

    • @David-ej1ps
      @David-ej1ps 3 года назад +1

      i drive a 2012 e92... I am the second owner... 0 problems

    • @dekkerlundquist5938
      @dekkerlundquist5938 3 года назад +1

      @@David-ej1ps n=1 is not a basis for deciding reliability.

  • @ksmuffin
    @ksmuffin 9 месяцев назад +2

    My 2018 M550i just hit 100,000 miles and I have done nothing but basic maintenance. The weirdest issue I had was replacing a DRL light module. The whole time I was 0-60ing in 3.6 seconds and getting 30 MPG on the highway with Eco Pro mode while getting back massages. I had this experience for less than the price of a new Toyota Camry. To me the G30 M550i is V8 perfection. If I want ideal handling on the track I just take out my MX-5.

  • @little123456788
    @little123456788 3 года назад +6

    This is the type of car to end up in the ghetto after 3 years. By then, it will most likely have 22 inch pimped out rims, a riced out body kit, and a dashboard that's lit up like a Christmas tree.

  • @OneNotNumb
    @OneNotNumb 3 года назад +10

    My kind of car. I’m okay with boring. I want it to not bug me, be reliable, keep my comfy. That’s it.

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 3 года назад +1

      A Bimmer being reliable is a bit dicey though, why not an Acura TL or a Genesis G70?

    • @ShaiyanHossain
      @ShaiyanHossain 3 года назад

      >bmw
      >reliable
      yeah the b58/zf8 is fine but what about the rest of the car?

    • @shoersa
      @shoersa 3 года назад

      I heard the word "Camry" in this video. You could get 2 or 3 of them for the money talked about here.
      Why not a Camry? I am impressed by my 2018 LE.

    • @RedNekLvr22
      @RedNekLvr22 3 года назад

      @@shoersa Personally, I wouldn't go to the bottom rung and get an LE, but I'd be content with a fully-equipped SE, and would consider an XSE if the deal was right. That being said, while the BMW checks every box for me, even if I had the money to buy a 5-series, I'd still go with the Camry or Avalon, or even better a Honda Accord Sport with a 6-speed manual?

  • @whatchis1120
    @whatchis1120 3 года назад +33

    This is exactly why I have never bought one of the new bmw's they've lost their way and are price high as hell. I drive 30k miles a year mainly interstate I have a Maxima Platinum for that plenty of power, good mpg, low maintenance, has all the features I need paid 22k for it with 14k miles. I'm just saving a extra few grand and buying an all out sports car most likely a 911 S 991 2015-16 for it being the last years of the N/A 3.8 for in the 70-90k range and will hold it there.

    • @ShaiyanHossain
      @ShaiyanHossain 3 года назад +12

      honestly more people should invest in mundane dailies and have a special weekend car, but alas people need one car that does it all
      hence why x6ms are a thing

    • @dailyrant4068
      @dailyrant4068 3 года назад +8

      More non sense, BMW doesn't charge more than what the same class charges (Audi A6, Benz E-class). Your argument about having a Maxima is reasonable, but I can make the same argument that a Honda accord is even a better value purchase than a Maxima.
      People always make arguments about pricing which are frankly just ignorant. Whenever you look at pricing of a product, you have to compare to the market they compete in. BMW sits right at the middle of the pack, slightly more $$ than Audi and slightly cheaper than Benz in almost every category.

    • @whatchis1120
      @whatchis1120 3 года назад

      ​@@dailyrant4068 Yes their all the same price but they have went up stupidly high compared to a normal car like my maxima with the same options. I just don't see the appeal anymore, grew up dying for one and they just seem to basic for the price in my opinion. I still like them design and driving wise but still undecided to ever buy one, maybe cpo. I don't like Accords and it would take a 2.0t touring so 40k new to have the same options when I bought the max in 2018, so not a better value, and it was all new with the 2.0t so reliability was up in the air vs a 20 year old motor.

    • @whatchis1120
      @whatchis1120 3 года назад

      @@ShaiyanHossain An X6M doesn't make sense to drive 30k miles a year. BMW V8 are a lease only as they are notorious for oil guzzling, valve seat issues that still plague them today, along with it have M car issues as usual. An SUV isn't my forte either, I have a truck for those duties.

    • @megaxboxx
      @megaxboxx 3 года назад +4

      hahaha tries to be the voice of reason, buys a maxima.... garbage car

  • @briank3754
    @briank3754 10 месяцев назад +2

    Comparing the 540i to Accord or Camry is a joke. Even the 530i is a far more exciting car than either of the Japanese options. The BMW is miles ahead of either the Camry or Accord. Get a two year old 540i for the same price as a Camry, there is no comparison. The Camry is the most boring vehicle I have ever driven. The interior while ok on the surface is still cheaply built and so is that terrible Toyota motor. The Camry v6 offers no refinement. In typical Toyota fashion, Toyota under powers the engine for “reliability” and pairs it with a transmission from 1990.

  • @super_sigma_
    @super_sigma_ 7 месяцев назад +3

    And gone are the physical controls on the G60...

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 3 года назад +5

    The ultimate leasing machine

  • @rashadarbab2769
    @rashadarbab2769 3 года назад +6

    Its the drive train and handling you buy BMW's for. They have had some real lookers in the past but through and through its always been how confidence-inspiring the handling is that sells BMW's.

  • @imaheatfan
    @imaheatfan 3 года назад +31

    Flight of the Concords... LOVE IT!

    • @Raymanujan
      @Raymanujan 3 года назад

      It's Business Time because this is a businessman car.

  • @sphaera3809
    @sphaera3809 2 года назад +20

    We can thank Mercedes and BMW for setting the standards for what a modern sedan should be. Still one of the most refined options IMO, and a great value if bought used with only a few years of usage.

    • @hellocar123
      @hellocar123 11 месяцев назад +2

      yeah they do the best executive sedans for sure

  • @paulsolovyovsky1702
    @paulsolovyovsky1702 3 года назад +6

    plastic coolant lines and plastic fasteners that will melt or crack after 60k miles is built by company that can't spend $50 to change it out to rubber because their business model is to build cars that don't last 5 years, right after the warranty expires. Need anyone mention N63, it's made to lease and then to throw away, write off it is..

  • @darrene.mathews5566
    @darrene.mathews5566 3 года назад +10

    Mark, you nailed it when you said: "There's an emotional reason to spend this kind of money on a car." I agree 100%. There are many subtleties of a vehicle that specs cannot capture. It's the same reason some guys might choose a 'plain' woman for a mate. She has that inevitable something, that je ne sais quoi, which other men who only judge women by their outward appearance completely miss.

  • @ronin1914
    @ronin1914 2 года назад +6

    I've been driving this (the 530 Xi) for 2 weeks and could not agree more with you guys. It is a clear step up from the 3 series, and does everything great. The question is about its price point and diminishing returns...yes it's better, but not twice as good as an accord. That said once the novelty were off it really is a no-nonsense car that just works. The notable exception being (i) the object sensor thinking it's hitting walls everywhere when it's snowing and (ii) the cheap plastic clicking sound of the volume knob on the steering wheel. Otherwise, it's solid

  • @jackjr1
    @jackjr1 3 года назад +23

    "Like driving a spreadsheet" Was your best title for BMW

  • @joelbolton7252
    @joelbolton7252 3 года назад +4

    Too much cash, even leased. This is for people concerned with a BMW badge. There are more compelling cars for that kind of coin, or even far less.

    • @joelbolton7252
      @joelbolton7252 3 года назад

      @japanwatchconnection Good one!!😅

  • @telolisou
    @telolisou Год назад +2

    You guys already made up your minds before driving. It is a pointless review.

  • @jakp8777
    @jakp8777 3 года назад +1

    No stamped metal suspension in sight, must not be a Toyota Lexus or Honda Acura. It’s a real luxury car.

  • @markallen4514
    @markallen4514 3 года назад +8

    I've owned several 5 series. Here's the thing, in every product class going from good to very good to great isn't linear. that next 5% isn't going to be 5% more, it's going to be twice as expensive. For someone like me who drive 30k miles a year, I want the best experience I can have during those many hours on the road and I don't mind paying more, ji don't mind paying for nice meal even though I could get 5 In-n-Out burgers for the same price. Another thing worth mentioning is the BMW leasing scheme makes it really attractive to rent BMWs year after year. Thanks as always for an excellent review.

    • @JonnyBeoulve
      @JonnyBeoulve Год назад

      Well said.

    • @neelkrishna
      @neelkrishna 6 месяцев назад

      Can you explain what you mean about the leasing scheme? Lease prices seem very expensive for 5 series in NJ

  • @666chew
    @666chew 3 года назад +8

    Soul less super sedan? Sign me up. Boy racer is so yesterday.

  • @3v3y
    @3v3y 3 года назад +6

    Great car I don’t want a race car that I feel every pebble through my Ass I want a comfortable cruiser that isn’t a yacht on turns that’s it

    • @danr154
      @danr154 3 года назад

      Exactly, and gives you a little sense of speed when you hammer it on to the freeway. Thats it. Shit I even live in an area to "go for a drive" but never do anyway. Too many big stupid trucks on narrow canyon roads ruin it.

    • @RedNekLvr22
      @RedNekLvr22 3 года назад

      I miss my X1 for they exact reason. Enough power when I needed it. But enough class and and dignity for the long term.

    • @fighter835
      @fighter835 3 года назад +1

      Get the Lexus LS then, it's better built, more fun to drive, will hold it's value better, more reliable, and pampers you much better for a similar price.

  • @night5091
    @night5091 3 года назад +6

    I just got a 2021 M550, that’s where it’s at with the 5 series. Best value for $. Car is crazy.

  • @rollydoucet8909
    @rollydoucet8909 3 года назад +7

    A number of years ago, I purchased a two year old (at the time) 2014 535i with X Drive and the M Sport package. The car had 23,000 miles on it, and was stored during the winter. Now, it's six years old with 53,000 miles on it and still looking like a showroom model. This spring, I plan an buying a new M5, I can hardly wait.

    • @FrankW1029
      @FrankW1029 3 года назад +1

      I traded my 2014 535i m Sport for the 21 540 m sport

  • @ginogina4589
    @ginogina4589 3 года назад +2

    18 BMWs and Minis since 1992. Everything works. Fast. Quiet. Solid attentive dealer network. I don’t want to deal with shit either. The 5 series is my next ride.

  • @repete74
    @repete74 Год назад +2

    This is more than twice as good as a noisy plastic Camry and Accord. There is also the feel-good factor of finally being able to afford a brand you had as a poster growing up.

  • @ChadWilson
    @ChadWilson 3 года назад +1

    If you work 50 to 60 hours a week, and just want to get into a luxury car that works, you buy....a Lexus.

  • @KostadinDelizhanski
    @KostadinDelizhanski 3 года назад +13

    best audi these days is ... bmw

    • @youngb1ood
      @youngb1ood 3 года назад +2

      Audi and bmw are almost alike in driving feel. Soulless and steering has zero feedback. At least Benz has a small trickle of steering feel.

    • @raybensinger8383
      @raybensinger8383 3 года назад +1

      You wish bmw after 2 years will be worthless resale wise and won't run i have 280k on my s4 still like new I have worked for audi for 15 years the engineering in the audi have come along way an Quattro is one of the best awd out there bmw should have stuck with straight six natural reliable now just expensive junk

  • @ronaryel6445
    @ronaryel6445 Год назад +1

    Nice video, and I appreciate the impressions. CORRECTION: BMW's engines are not "mass market" engines by definition. They are intended for luxury buyers and the cars are priced that way. A mass market engine? Try the Toyota Corolla. "Soulless" is a term relevant only to muscle car enthusiasts or sports coupe enthusiasts.. To anyone else it's irrelevant.

  • @vidalvosilvinodacostafilho3720
    @vidalvosilvinodacostafilho3720 3 года назад +7

    Beautiful interior, great suspension and all wheel drive! For those who want a real sport sedan, the M5 version could be the right choice

  • @BJJandBS
    @BJJandBS 3 года назад +1

    2012 BMW 3 series was great for the first 50k miles. Then it became a $1500yr money pit. Get rid of them by 50k and you will always be happy.

  • @dungernator
    @dungernator 3 года назад +6

    Savagegeese being a flight of the conchords fan doesn't surprise me but does make me happy

    • @justinfay3011
      @justinfay3011 3 года назад +1

      Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings... we have feelings

  • @FrankW1029
    @FrankW1029 3 года назад +1

    Funny, $65-70k is expensive for a 5-series, yes. So is $40k for a Camry v6 xse or Accord 2.0T when they used to cost half as much. All shit are expensive now and that’s life and inflation as we know it.
    And also, 5-series has never been a sports car. I had a hand me down e39 528i, had a F10 535i, and just picked up the G30 540i. The 5 has never been a sports car, but a sport sedan.

  • @theunown1912
    @theunown1912 2 года назад +9

    Perfect car to smash 300 miles and be fresh enough to present effectively. Love Lexus until I took a trip in one of these recently, this really gave me a different view on what a long trip can be.

    • @billmorrigan386
      @billmorrigan386 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, BMWs are better. Don't know why they are complaining about them being no longer sports cars. Nonsense. Sound dampening is good 'cause you can listen to music with more comfort. Even the McLaren GT adds sound dampening and some luxury touches such as a good sound system. And it's still a fully fledged sports car. If the 540i is not nimble enough, they should look at 3rd and 2nd series (as cars are getting bigger). Those lower series BMWs are more nimble and fun but they won't have the same luxury or noise isolation. It's a good alternative between el cheapo cars like Hondas, Toyotas, Hyundais, etc and something like a Bentley. The latter is gonna cost an arm and a leg in terms of upkeep and possible repairs. Yeah, the Bentley is gonna have way more luxury but BMWs are more fun IMO. It's so ridiculous them complaining about this BMW like if BMW didn't produce 2nd and 3rd series. They should praise it; not compare with worse cars saying they don't see much difference. The difference is huge: BMWs do 0-60 in 3-7 seconds depending on the version. Japanese and Korean cars can't do that unless they are dedicated small coupes. In the latter case, the Porsche Cayman and the BMW M2 will also shred them to pieces, but they might still complain about exuberant price tags.

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 2 года назад +3

      @@billmorrigan386 BMW always makes the best engines. This is a fact.

    • @emirzymberi3577
      @emirzymberi3577 2 года назад +2

      Thats why people judge without trying it, in video they say why pay double as Camry ( have a camry for 4 yrs) Yes it is worth it as double as camry bcs with camry you suffer everyday

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 2 года назад +6

      @@emirzymberi3577 Camry is pretty damn well made though. Comfort wise, the Camry is not miles off.

    • @billmorrigan386
      @billmorrigan386 2 года назад +2

      @@dragospahontu That's true. Japanese cars are well made and are reliable. Performance-wise the BMW will shred the Camry to pieces.

  • @petrsvetr6083
    @petrsvetr6083 2 месяца назад +1

    And what sporty sedan would you recommend?;-) With B58, RWD bias and few tricks like adaptive suspension and rear while steering, it can be quite fun in the turns. Suprized you did not mention it has double wishbone suspension up front and my G31 wagon (not sure about G30 - the sedan) has air springs in the back, so it can hold the correct right hight. Stering also feels much better than on the F models,where it was really dead. But of course it excels in the fast stuff, my normal speed on highway is 100 mph and 120 when I go to Germany. The car stays planted and quite, and thats what BMW bigger sport sedans should be - high way cruisers, that cat take a few fun corners once you are in the Alps. Its not as sporty as my e61 530i wagon with manual and dynamic drive from 2006 was (200kg lighter), but what other car (wagon for me) do you recommend in todays market as more sporty?

  • @bakaenkaaka
    @bakaenkaaka 3 года назад +2

    Might be soulless. Should've driven the m550i, maybe would've had a different opinion. Probably not though. When you reach near perfection. "Soul" is pretty much eradicated. Since what we define as having soul or emotion, is something that has flaws that we are willing to accept

  • @Toyota4Life
    @Toyota4Life 3 года назад +2

    Soulless recyclable great product is exactly what this Is. if it’s not the M5 I literally pay this car no attention... sometimes I see the M5 and I don’t even realize it’s the M5 right away because the car just looks so... normal. Which is a good and bad thing.