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  • @doomdude3034
    @doomdude3034 2 года назад +100

    I love how he always picks the option that implies you're rich, mans does not wanna go back

  • @BeniPls
    @BeniPls 2 года назад +580

    This guy knows how to pick good choices in a difficult dilemma

  • @Ockto_
    @Ockto_ 2 года назад +134

    The whole conversation at 14:53 is just the plot of the Eldian Empire.
    X is the Founding Titan monkaW

  • @m.e.h.8304
    @m.e.h.8304 2 года назад +179

    Chooses something, explains that his choice is good by the fact that he can go to the army and one tap everyone. His ways are beyond our understanding.

    • @Xtrendence
      @Xtrendence 2 года назад +24

      I like how he does that every time a choice involves having power. As Zeus, you could fly around, morph into different shit etc. But his go-to is to be Shroud IRL.

    • @Robert-fc9xz
      @Robert-fc9xz 2 года назад +3

      @@Xtrendence Shroud monkaW

    • @RIP_ZYZZ1738
      @RIP_ZYZZ1738 2 года назад

      @@Xtrendence Shroud is arguably scarier

    • @vaxui
      @vaxui Год назад

      @@Xtrendence and also fuck every woman in your eyesight, cant forget about that

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah Год назад +11

    The Trump vs. Rosie roast had me crying omfg it just didn't stop. Multiple critical hits.

  • @TheSpiritedFendron
    @TheSpiritedFendron 2 года назад +105

    31:19 made me shed a tear

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 года назад +95

    It’s the best when he picks one and then he argues for the other 😂

  • @aggiesteel815
    @aggiesteel815 2 года назад +250

    I cannot stop laughing at 28:36! Imagine trying to understand what he’s saying without reading it yourself

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 года назад +3

      ??

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 года назад +5

      No shit he’s not actually trying to make himself understandable? A lot of ppl do that when reading something ina situation like that? How is that funny, american humour aware

    • @kingmotion5416
      @kingmotion5416 2 года назад +75

      @@phantom8699 you ok?

    • @Okayokayokayokayoh
      @Okayokayokayokayoh 2 года назад +52

      @@phantom8699 you ok?

    • @KezJUNGLIST
      @KezJUNGLIST 2 года назад +8

      @@phantom8699 no?.................

  • @siddharthanand6882
    @siddharthanand6882 2 года назад +9

    14:40 start of all the war stuff
    19:40
    20:20
    20:40
    26:20
    31:20

  • @lonestar5819
    @lonestar5819 2 года назад +292

    this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 года назад +22

      ♻️♻️♻️

    • @Discoverers
      @Discoverers 2 года назад +6

      @@btr4yd this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 года назад +1

      @@Discoverers imagine 🤡

    • @tingledinkle
      @tingledinkle 2 года назад +15

      @@btr4yd imagine dragons….that you can take to war

    • @Osayed
      @Osayed 2 года назад +1

      @@tingledinkle this comment got me good

  • @tobzen7
    @tobzen7 2 года назад +40

    For some reason I was dying whenever he brought up War in every Scenario because it's that dumb 😂

    • @bingchilling7900
      @bingchilling7900 2 года назад +10

      This guy knows how to be obsessed with war

  • @ItsKryptick
    @ItsKryptick 2 года назад +23

    I am fucking crying at that Trump interview holy shit

    • @qlus
      @qlus 2 года назад +8

      ultimate based man

  • @midtierjesus
    @midtierjesus 2 года назад +20

    12:56 Sigma lore
    14:54 AOT lore

  • @flookie7685
    @flookie7685 2 года назад +64

    This guy knows how to breathe oxygen, eat food, and occupy space in this time space continuum. Very inspiring.

  • @aliyaperetch8016
    @aliyaperetch8016 2 года назад

    Saw clips n was waiting 4 this vod, thx

  • @twiggy1253
    @twiggy1253 2 года назад +8

    Love how the video ends when chat tells him to wipe

  • @BigPrickBee
    @BigPrickBee 2 года назад +6

    Xqc feeling Xtra courageous wanting to go to war today. Gigachad

  • @hunter00143
    @hunter00143 2 года назад +27

    Holy fuuuck that Trump clip I'm dead

    • @SkegAudio
      @SkegAudio 2 года назад +6

      My president FeelsStrongMan

    • @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422
      @xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 2 года назад +5

      @@SkegAudio yikes

    • @bicepbrah8179
      @bicepbrah8179 2 года назад

      @@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Yikes? Now u have a schizophrenic old man with dementia who can't ride a bike, can't walk up stairs and can't speak as a president.

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 года назад +5

    8:44 oh no hes gonna gamble his blue kids money!

  • @sarou3457
    @sarou3457 2 года назад +1

    that tame impala song at 18:50 been stuck in my head for some time and now i hear it here too

  • @nevize6660
    @nevize6660 2 года назад +7

    "she talks like a truck driver"
    im dead💀

  • @NinjaPickle
    @NinjaPickle 2 года назад +3

    28:00 As someone who lives in Mobile Alabama, the literal rainiest city in the U.S., that also typically suffers 80-90° summers every year, I live less exaggerated versions of both options constantly. I'd easily take the rain though, the 90° summers with how humid it is where I live are pretty terrible, meanwhile I love rain because it helps me sleep and it's beautiful

    • @mahari893
      @mahari893 Год назад

      MF LIVES IN ALABAMA LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @bro...5849
    @bro...5849 2 года назад +43

    Where’s the one where it asks if he would date someone that looks 12 or looks 70

    • @mmr4342
      @mmr4342 2 года назад +1

      Clueless surely he wont get cancelled over a fucking would you rather question

    • @BrntBiscuit
      @BrntBiscuit 2 года назад +4

      Sounds like an easy question 🤠

    • @andreabenton7798
      @andreabenton7798 2 года назад

      @Krioque
      BIGBRAIN

    • @campfireofdreams758
      @campfireofdreams758 2 года назад +17

      He answered "12" and that's the right answer. Debate me

    • @luxeayt6694
      @luxeayt6694 2 года назад

      @@campfireofdreams758 12= pedo. 70 = not pedo. You choose.

  • @chickentender-_-3905
    @chickentender-_-3905 Год назад +3

    He is unaware of the gunshot survival rate vs stabbing survival rate

  • @user-hl4sn4ft5j
    @user-hl4sn4ft5j 2 года назад +2

    25:27 "hey can you unload/ load the dishwasher"

  • @caiodavi9829
    @caiodavi9829 2 года назад +6

    21:55 technically, if you did shut off gravity for a day, the earth wouldnt orbit the sun anymore, and we would eventually die from cold

    • @doug4431
      @doug4431 2 года назад

      Yeah we’d all be fucked. No gravity means we die almost immediately.

    • @richardinis
      @richardinis Год назад +1

      TECHNICALLY 🤓

  • @seta1346
    @seta1346 2 года назад +4

    10:00 my mans actually forgot the existence of palms

  • @sxppy-9991
    @sxppy-9991 2 года назад +27

    Xqc would rather be 3 stories tall than 10 feet when he said he would have to be fighting gravity smh💀

    • @rayafk8502
      @rayafk8502 2 года назад +24

      I feel like that’s so huge it’s a given that the scenario would ignore the health problems. 10 feet is realistic enough that the health problems would come with it.

    • @happymolecule8894
      @happymolecule8894 2 года назад +20

      Because its assumed that 10 feet tall would be like a normal 10 feet human. Same organ size. But with 3 stories it's assumed that your organs and other body parts also grow to match.

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 года назад

      @@happymolecule8894 Yeah you'd be a fuckinj kaiju

    • @CluelessCarter
      @CluelessCarter 2 года назад

      the other option is be an inch tall, which a person could step on you and easily kill you. Being 3 stories tall, although there would be health risks at the very least you would at least live for a certain amount of years before death. The question is really die now or die in a few years.

    • @ringojuice5673
      @ringojuice5673 2 года назад

      Real life ereh jeager AYAYA

  • @letteringsunlight
    @letteringsunlight 5 месяцев назад +1

    The music goes hard af

  • @CHEDDAHD
    @CHEDDAHD 2 года назад

    its funny when chat spams the :D and :) emote back and forth lol

  • @adamgarner4149
    @adamgarner4149 Год назад +2

    2:15 bro lmao we all know you would instantly choose blue. xQc always worried about being cancelled haha. Also 3:40 is the easiest question ever for guys. It's a dream come true.

  • @jesthebin1595
    @jesthebin1595 2 года назад +2

    *starts explaining Attack on Titan*

  • @darkslayer54278
    @darkslayer54278 2 года назад +2

    28:02 the 2nd one is already a reality in california

  • @jakubnachtmann0007
    @jakubnachtmann0007 2 года назад +4

    The jedi vs Hogwards thing definitely jedi I mean force healing alone can cure like everything plus then all the other perks

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 года назад +2

      🤓🤓

    • @Kitarinki
      @Kitarinki 2 года назад

      For real, glad I'm not the only one who thought of that 😩🖐🏻

  • @toastibread5357
    @toastibread5357 Год назад

    I died when he said more in the future.

  • @shady6281
    @shady6281 2 года назад +3

    This guy really wants a war

  • @beaner3509
    @beaner3509 2 года назад +2

    0:36 i’ll be rich with Ryan Reynolds

  • @luckyducky9669
    @luckyducky9669 2 года назад +1

    dude more people support iron man in the marvel civil war...that's the thing I'm most surprised about

  • @turtle7125
    @turtle7125 2 года назад

    0:01 he already lives in isolation

  • @ThereWillBeAChange
    @ThereWillBeAChange 2 года назад +9

    It IS bad to be a gay

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 2 года назад +6

      Grow up

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 2 года назад +1

      True

    • @ramirez4456
      @ramirez4456 2 года назад +4

      @@yes8517 no you grow up. He's just saying the truth

    • @yes8517
      @yes8517 2 года назад +3

      @@ramirez4456 njah being homophobic is not the truth

    • @flexgaming6840
      @flexgaming6840 2 года назад

      It is and xqc used to make fun of them just 2 years now but he changed to fit his audiance who is probably full of them 🙂

  • @bagz1420
    @bagz1420 2 года назад +28

    This guy knows how to go to war

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 года назад

      ♻️♻️♻️

  • @deoccupyhawaii6268
    @deoccupyhawaii6268 2 года назад +4

    The smurf baby scheme was so genuine, he's a legitimate money goblin 👺

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 года назад

      I mean u don’t want a clapped kid

    • @phantom8699
      @phantom8699 2 года назад

      That means u have a clapped wife

  • @phoenixsdg
    @phoenixsdg Год назад

    i like how every answer was money related

  • @martinbas1579
    @martinbas1579 2 года назад +3

    17:07 bruh in the first option your face will start looking like a pancake if it keeps getting hit

  • @kittylikemebluejay9723
    @kittylikemebluejay9723 2 года назад +1

    0:07 Alan walker & K-391 song!!

  • @Tox1cAshes
    @Tox1cAshes 2 года назад

    5:31 grounded [to death] as in buried alive

  • @dartrow6592
    @dartrow6592 Год назад

    i like the song in the background hahahah ignite from alan Walker and k391

  • @sealthrux
    @sealthrux 2 года назад

    0:52 it is.

  • @u12bdragon
    @u12bdragon Месяц назад

    21:45 you guys don't understand that having gravity shut off for a day would literally kill everybody because the atmosphere would never exist again

  • @Breadn
    @Breadn 2 года назад +4

    I think I'll sue her because it'll be fun." GIGACHAD

  • @pok2269
    @pok2269 11 месяцев назад +1

    rain for a month would flood everything though

  • @Jeromepkr
    @Jeromepkr 2 года назад

    33:25 moment of silence for all our orphan brothers

  • @calebramat7649
    @calebramat7649 2 года назад

    Man brought up war alot lmao

  • @hurlerbeets7848
    @hurlerbeets7848 2 года назад +9

    how does every answer lead him to winning a war lmao

  • @katycookson2900
    @katycookson2900 Год назад

    "manipulate them to a crisp" LOL idk why that's so funny to me

  • @mctooch
    @mctooch Год назад +1

    6:09 I thought it was an EPIC tts... it wasn't, but still funny af

  • @pWoLiAn
    @pWoLiAn 2 года назад +4

    this guy knows to go to war and one tap people

  • @andrewcastro6594
    @andrewcastro6594 2 года назад

    What song was playing towards the end of the vid

  • @JackTal0s
    @JackTal0s 2 года назад +4

    Flying like Superman is way better because you don't have to rely on attaching to buildings and other structures

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 года назад +9

      And you have more raw power and then you go to war and-

    • @koifish528
      @koifish528 2 года назад

      @@Ghost-bp7dp who would win nanomachines or superman

    • @Ghost-bp7dp
      @Ghost-bp7dp 2 года назад +1

      @@koifish528 I gotta be honest Supperman wins

    • @Aideno.
      @Aideno. 2 года назад +1

      Yep. I think Traveling like spiderman only works in big cities with tall buildings

    • @touchingisjustthefirststep
      @touchingisjustthefirststep 2 года назад

      @@Aideno. New York

  • @kazap6690
    @kazap6690 2 года назад +6

    90% of his choices were about money lmao, once you are rich you want more, thats how it works I guess

  • @mustytoenails7770
    @mustytoenails7770 2 года назад

    imagine having cancer and being invincible doesnt allow doctors to operator on you.

  • @noone9239
    @noone9239 2 года назад +1

    19:45 I want to own 70+ percent of the world

  • @kaptaan88
    @kaptaan88 2 года назад

    Why does the music sound like it's on a rollercoaster?

  • @Theultramadman
    @Theultramadman 2 года назад +11

    34:16 that was a nasty shat

    • @mattsmith457
      @mattsmith457 2 года назад

      bruh what was that soundfont though ⁉

  • @bloodwolf2609
    @bloodwolf2609 2 года назад +1

    8:03 not a single person in chat made fun of the way they spelled League...

  • @momouwu1937
    @momouwu1937 2 года назад

    If you would rather face your biggest fear once a month than live in isolation, doesn't that make living in isolation your biggest fear? If so, it means your choices would be to face isolation once a month or live in isolation. Such a paradox.

  • @SanguineYoru
    @SanguineYoru Год назад

    what website is this? i cant find it anywhere online

  • @647Max
    @647Max Год назад +1

    0:45 wdym it is bad

  • @jes3d
    @jes3d 2 года назад +3

    1:45 monkaLaugh

  • @nilionth
    @nilionth 2 года назад

    here's the misconception: invincible != immortal. invisible for sure

  • @culdlol
    @culdlol Год назад

    the 2nd one is a win win 0:30

  • @MM-vs2et
    @MM-vs2et 2 года назад

    That second one is literally just Have a hot spouse and but poor, and Have a hot spouse but rich

  • @skzcansteponmeandidthankth5333
    @skzcansteponmeandidthankth5333 2 года назад +1

    not someone in chat going "what new?" 11:00

  • @TheReal_GigaChad
    @TheReal_GigaChad 2 года назад +7

    This guy knows how to go to war with it

    • @btr4yd
      @btr4yd 2 года назад

      ♻️♻️♻️

  • @nilionth
    @nilionth 2 года назад +1

    11:20
    hey i mean i doubt we're blood-related, 2 moms for sure

  • @crownedspirit472
    @crownedspirit472 2 года назад +1

    19:39
    I’d so much rather be wanted, needed is being attached to a necessity and thus being controlled by it. Control leads to slavery, people are choosing being slaves rather than being at peace. I’d rather chose to not live at all over that

  • @Varg390
    @Varg390 2 года назад

    COME ON BROTHER

  • @Natso_1
    @Natso_1 2 года назад +1

    Big bad wolf, get house made of brick ez

  • @guillermoagullomarti9
    @guillermoagullomarti9 2 года назад +2

    28:36 I’m sorry what did u say

  • @somewhatblankpaper1423
    @somewhatblankpaper1423 2 года назад

    A fun question is this :
    "Would you rather" "Choose red" on Blue case "Choose blue" on Red case

  • @ykiikii
    @ykiikii Год назад

    19:00
    Isn't that literally the same?
    If someone wants me, they obviously also need me...?

  • @moni7803
    @moni7803 2 года назад

    23:52 BUNGEE GUM

  • @chakepaul846
    @chakepaul846 2 года назад +1

    1:51 Be black in a wadabuda, or be white in badabuda

    • @stosi
      @stosi 2 года назад

      😭😭💀I thought I was the only one who noticed LMAOOO

  • @jipeh
    @jipeh 2 года назад +1

    and then go to war

  • @romeo3342
    @romeo3342 2 года назад +29

    xqc's chat always amazes me.

    • @martinkalk8256
      @martinkalk8256 2 года назад +2

      love that he added stare

    • @Devious90210
      @Devious90210 2 года назад +18

      Juicers share one collective braincell

  • @batmon696
    @batmon696 Год назад

    10 feet tall: your body is fighting against gravity
    3 stories tall: Boom Boom Skerrrt

  • @luismolina1495
    @luismolina1495 2 года назад

    16:33 this f**king chat man 😂🤣🤣

  • @dren6422
    @dren6422 2 года назад

    I think question about how tall you want to be meant to proportionally grow your body.

  • @NemsisGaming
    @NemsisGaming Год назад

    ma man dont know the force for real

  • @user-tx5tx4ty9x
    @user-tx5tx4ty9x Год назад

    4:20 im eating an almost choked laughing 18:20 i cant with these depressed comments man

  • @starwarsfamilyguy0
    @starwarsfamilyguy0 Год назад

    1:48 aww whats wrong with answer the question?

  • @pedyrise
    @pedyrise 2 года назад

    21:03 I already eat slat but choice. Pour some in your hand and eat it, goes hard

  • @dr.dumpleng9813
    @dr.dumpleng9813 2 года назад +2

    Never seen that trump clip before thats funny af

  • @cakekiller1051
    @cakekiller1051 2 года назад +6

    2:17 come on 1 is the obvious answer 2 is a death sentence nowadays

    • @chillyisasleep7791
      @chillyisasleep7791 2 года назад

      hmm idk. i'd probably choose 2 simply because if i was entering a white neighborhood as a black man, there's some fear there. Being white and going into a black neighborhood, there's nothing to be afraid of as far as racism

    • @DETOXKYT
      @DETOXKYT 2 года назад

      Why would you say something so ignorant? You could have just not said anything lmao

    • @cakekiller1051
      @cakekiller1051 2 года назад +4

      @@DETOXKYT gonna cry?

    • @xann2681
      @xann2681 2 года назад

      Bro, its the opposite, tf do you mean, not only you get a disadvantage socially and systematically, but also depending on the white neighbourhood, some people will just make your life hell like it has happened for generations
      Worst thing being white in a black neighbourhood is being called a cracker

    • @novy1198
      @novy1198 2 года назад

      its obviously 1, no need to argue with it

  • @yoboyrexdykes1085
    @yoboyrexdykes1085 2 года назад +1

    I want xqc to play rlcraft again

  • @Wesson11
    @Wesson11 2 года назад

    Philosophy andy but doesn't know Homer's best work, lmfao

  • @user-tx5tx4ty9x
    @user-tx5tx4ty9x Год назад

    21:16 2? you get too see both sides of life

  • @geordiemc4571
    @geordiemc4571 2 года назад

    23:47 okay what if you get stabbed with a machete? Lmao

  • @phoenixsdg
    @phoenixsdg Год назад

    0:40 2012 moment lol

  • @Gachimon2000
    @Gachimon2000 2 года назад +16

    *"Would you rather lose 20% of your current viewers and gamba or play an actual game and keep all of your current viewers"*
    xQc: **having a siezure** *"must gamba"*