Who is the Fastest Person on Earth?

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  • @Dtawomshadow
    @Dtawomshadow Год назад +3973

    A mile 3 minute is fast my guy

    • @xelp435
      @xelp435 Год назад +158

      Yea this guy isn’t the smartest

    • @thevakigoppalapilai9532
      @thevakigoppalapilai9532 Год назад +33

      U guys r American I bet

    • @wink-e
      @wink-e Год назад +96

      He also made that up, Bolt has never run the mile. Also, the current wr is 3:43, so there’s that

    • @sprinkIes
      @sprinkIes Год назад +18

      pretty sure it’s a joke

    • @zenosama-tm3bs
      @zenosama-tm3bs Год назад +17

      ​@@thevakigoppalapilai9532 what gives you this genius idea? Is it the use of miles rather than kilometers?

  • @dennisny6439
    @dennisny6439 Год назад +1175

    If you ever feel useless remember this guy exists.

  • @shototodorokifans1st
    @shototodorokifans1st Год назад +107

    Bro graduated from the back of Wal-Mart 💀

    • @MalehoaNolo
      @MalehoaNolo 6 месяцев назад

      202568hd8zwawyv ❤❤the ❤a ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @LYRY_KING
      @LYRY_KING Месяц назад

      😂😂

    • @joannbose7884
      @joannbose7884 18 дней назад

      I HAVE THE POWER 99-100

  • @Fun_lad
    @Fun_lad Год назад +8

    Bro graduated from a KFC bucket💀

  • @lexvw2133
    @lexvw2133 Год назад +1580

    Bro graduated from Arby’s

  • @ThatOnePerson322...
    @ThatOnePerson322... Год назад +561

    Bro is the type of person to tell a dude in a wheelchair to stand up for themselves 💀

  • @LFCisbetter9810
    @LFCisbetter9810 9 месяцев назад +72

    Fastest person on EARTH, an astronaut in space in the ISS above earth.

  • @1khx
    @1khx Год назад +78

    Bro is the type of guy to ask an orphan how many family photos he has 💀💀

  • @jamminjack99
    @jamminjack99 Год назад +1004

    "On earth". The ISS is not "on earth"...

    • @jamminjack99
      @jamminjack99 Год назад +18

      @LOL-_--_- ISS may be on Earth, but it is not on earth...

    • @YourAverageTeenager1212
      @YourAverageTeenager1212 Год назад +4

      @LOL he/she means around the earths orbit i would think

    • @BlooHoots
      @BlooHoots Год назад

      ​@@YourAverageTeenager1212 just say "they" ffs

    • @idontevenknnow
      @idontevenknnow Год назад +1

      Nor was it running

    • @TMP988
      @TMP988 Год назад

      I read that as something else....

  • @Nigelchristian100
    @Nigelchristian100 Год назад +294

    Bro graduated from the McDonalds bathroom.

    • @ByteBoost791
      @ByteBoost791 Год назад

      Bro no replies wtf

    • @nepali-1-2
      @nepali-1-2 Год назад

      Bro wdym did you not learn that speed in space looks way diffrent it’s littery something you learn in middle school

    • @RandomInsectHashira
      @RandomInsectHashira Год назад

      ​@@nepali-1-2 💀

  • @lucaswhite-wd8ro
    @lucaswhite-wd8ro Год назад +4

    Usain Bolt would have a world record if he ran that time for a mile

  • @GlobalChip_
    @GlobalChip_ 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro, just rick rolled us

  • @MrFlatheads
    @MrFlatheads Год назад +65

    Bro said fastest person on earth and then gave the award to some guy who left the planet

    • @frstaidkit
      @frstaidkit 9 месяцев назад

      nah nah that guy probably slow asf

  • @tyrunnin
    @tyrunnin Год назад +313

    3:46 MILE?! AINT NO WAY HE CALLED THAT SLOW ☠️

    • @flitsplik5750
      @flitsplik5750 Год назад +20

      thats the world record 💀, and usain bolt wouldent in a million years run a mile in 3 46 💀 hes a sprinter not a. distance runner

    • @AUFC11
      @AUFC11 Год назад +1

      my friend’s record is 4:32 a mile i think i forgot

    • @tyrunnin
      @tyrunnin Год назад +2

      @@flitsplik5750 exactly

    • @tab-ularasa2899
      @tab-ularasa2899 Год назад +2

      Lol i can run a Mile in under 8 minutes of its a good day😂😂😂😂,this guy Is flying

    • @tyrunnin
      @tyrunnin Год назад

      my record is currently 5:15, never in a million years would i call anything under 5 minutes slow

  • @Itz_Epic_0
    @Itz_Epic_0 Год назад +16

    *Bro Graduated From Wendy's Ice Cream Machine* 💀

  • @yojyn2389
    @yojyn2389 Год назад +2

    Bro learned in mcdonalds menu💀

  • @Jayden_jafan
    @Jayden_jafan Год назад +59

    Bro graduated 1st grade in a Burger King bathroom 😂😂😂

  • @dAbAcOn569
    @dAbAcOn569 Год назад +153

    Bro graduated from Ikea's parking lot 💀

    • @PetYst777
      @PetYst777 Год назад +1

      When the comment is better than the video

  • @charlieluth6185
    @charlieluth6185 Год назад +1

    Ahh yes the longest mule ever 3 minutes

  • @TANISHQTK
    @TANISHQTK Год назад +48

    Bro graduated from the most shady looking street Walmart in Ohio 💀

    • @Bri-ish_Elmo
      @Bri-ish_Elmo 9 месяцев назад +2

      Haha so funny gyatt lvl 3 Ohio skibidi toilet

    • @charmelixo
      @charmelixo 8 месяцев назад

      @@Bri-ish_Elmo ur so childish tf

    • @EE-hn4kp
      @EE-hn4kp 7 месяцев назад

      Damn I'm definitely laughing

  • @danwan5599
    @danwan5599 Год назад +36

    Bro graduated from the mcdonalds storage room 💀

  • @friedchicken7621
    @friedchicken7621 Год назад +41

    In 2009 Jamaican sprinter Usain Bolt set the world record in the 100-meter sprint at 9.58 seconds. For those of us more accustomed to sitting than sprinting, to translate this feat into terms of speed is to simply underscore the stunning nature of Bolt’s performance.
    Speed is the rate at which an object (or person) moves through time. It is represented mathematically as speed = d/t (in which d is distance and t is time). That means that Bolt’s speed during his world-record run was 10.44 meters per second. Since many people are more familiar with automobiles and speed limits, it might be more useful to think of this in terms of kilometers per hour or miles per hour: 37.58 or 23.35, respectively. That’s faster than the estimated average traffic speed for the U.S. cities of Boston, New York City, and San Francisco. Even more astounding is the fact that Bolt started from a speed of zero and then had to accelerate, which means that his top speed actually was faster.
    In 2011 Belgian scientists used lasers to measure Bolt’s performance in the different stages of a 100-meter race held in September that year. They found that, 67.13 meters into the race, Bolt reached a top speed of 43.99 kilometers per hour (27.33 miles per hour). He finished with a time of 9.76 seconds in that race, but research has suggested that, with his body type, he probably shouldn’t even be competitive at that distance. From a biomechanical perspective, the fastest sprinters are relatively short, and their muscles are loaded with fast-twitch fibers for rapid acceleration. The elite sprinter is a compact athlete, not a tall and lean one. Given his size-literally head and shoulders above the other competitors-Bolt should be last off the blocks and last across the finish line. And yet he is the fastest man in the world.

  • @Weird_creepy_sans
    @Weird_creepy_sans 2 месяца назад +1

    Had us in the first half ngl

  • @strangyboy7716
    @strangyboy7716 Год назад +1

    Mbappe be like am I a joke to u 😂

  • @HoopsterBOI
    @HoopsterBOI Год назад +80

    My guy graduated from the back of a Walmart cash register

  • @kava808v
    @kava808v Год назад +248

    Bro got a degree from the In N Out university 💀

  • @Noobify_YT.
    @Noobify_YT. 2 месяца назад

    Yo bro, is running faster than my dad leaving for milk!

  • @FlamingDonut.
    @FlamingDonut. Год назад +1

    He isn’t on earth he’s on the space station

  • @adzkebabz7278
    @adzkebabz7278 Год назад +26

    Bro became a Valedictorian in the McDonald's toilet 💀💀💀

    • @Mariya152
      @Mariya152 Год назад

      You ca be quiet you fool😮😮😮😮.

  • @astincoolarice1943
    @astincoolarice1943 Год назад +201

    “a whopping 3 minutes and 42 seconds,” bruh what’s ur mile 😂

  • @BlueSlime_egg
    @BlueSlime_egg Год назад

    Nah the fastest person is the cameraman bro is even faster than my dad getting milk💀

  • @-Galaxity-
    @-Galaxity- Год назад +238

    The cameraman has left the chat

    • @Gelblasterentertainment
      @Gelblasterentertainment Год назад +2

      Exactly

    • @craiggaskins
      @craiggaskins Год назад

      Hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahsjhsysjsvsjsjahajahahahajshsusbdbfbjdsbzjwbwjzvhqgsj2uwvzkshsbsisgsj8w72ju7w818u2iuwhw it's a fucking drone

    • @Jacob0902
      @Jacob0902 Год назад +2

      @@craiggaskinsbruh it’s a joke calm down

    • @Whitedroplets
      @Whitedroplets Год назад +1

      EHEM 🤓🤓🤓 according to my calculaction all the races are récorded by drones not a man🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @-Galaxity-
      @-Galaxity- Год назад

      @@Whitedroplets 🤓

  • @SimplyClaireYT
    @SimplyClaireYT Год назад +116

    That one kid at school: 👁‍🗨 👄 👁‍🗨

    • @m_tth_w9647
      @m_tth_w9647 Год назад +2

      I stg, I knew a kid that could be the next world record holder but he couldn't be asked to go professional 😭

  • @YuzuAkiFansEditz
    @YuzuAkiFansEditz Год назад +1

    bro is the one whos living in a rock

  • @user-ok2pi5up7v
    @user-ok2pi5up7v Месяц назад

    Bro took 1 second way to seriously💀

  • @Franticzak2FranticzakII-rc9bz
    @Franticzak2FranticzakII-rc9bz Год назад +47

    bro graduated from the funeral ceremony 💀

  • @user-iy1mh1se9h
    @user-iy1mh1se9h Год назад +111

    Blud graduated from an adult happy meal💀

  • @supasky1645
    @supasky1645 9 месяцев назад

    Bro graduated from my dishwasher

  • @Billy09568
    @Billy09568 10 месяцев назад +1

    Nah he lives under a rock

  • @evanrblx101
    @evanrblx101 Год назад +12

    “fastest person *on earth*”

  • @JamalJonquavious69
    @JamalJonquavious69 Год назад +13

    Bro graduated from an ihop menu💀

  • @rosieplayz3403
    @rosieplayz3403 9 месяцев назад +2

    Did everyone forget about the cameraman filming them run and sometimes more faster?-😭😭👏👏👏

  • @whosthis_edits
    @whosthis_edits Месяц назад +1

    It's the cameraman.

  • @viraajshah3905
    @viraajshah3905 Год назад +9

    This man graduated from a McDonalds Ice Cream machine

  • @misskitty3176
    @misskitty3176 Год назад +25

    I thought you would say the camera man 😂

  • @Code_HydroFN
    @Code_HydroFN Год назад

    When he said that I died laughing😂

  • @anil4marketing
    @anil4marketing 10 месяцев назад +1

    Him:The fastest person on Earth
    Me:The cameraman

  • @GiveThemGuns
    @GiveThemGuns Год назад +3

    Fastest person: The cameraman

  • @cloekorset8515
    @cloekorset8515 Год назад +4

    the cameraman:

  • @Timmy25Was_here
    @Timmy25Was_here Год назад

    Bro graduated under a rock 🪨

  • @XxInterxX3710
    @XxInterxX3710 10 месяцев назад

    Bro graduated from space

  • @karterbatten7396
    @karterbatten7396 Год назад +31

    Usain bolt does not run a mile in 3 minutes and 42 seconds that’s the world record bolt only runs the 100, 200 and 400.

  • @yugalbhandari6617
    @yugalbhandari6617 Год назад +9

    But he don't live on earth he live in space

  • @Fathertime-tv5wo
    @Fathertime-tv5wo 10 месяцев назад

    Bro graduated from a cartoon show😂

  • @user-tz8ru5ti9x
    @user-tz8ru5ti9x 9 месяцев назад

    BRO WAS TAUGHT IN SPACE

  • @damianbasumatari7408
    @damianbasumatari7408 Год назад +6

    Never let them know your next move
    The cameraman

  • @surayakhatun5400
    @surayakhatun5400 Год назад +4

    The Cameraman is the fastest man

    • @benisannoying
      @benisannoying Год назад

      @central_-slixz the directors yk when u see football there are people with the camera next to pitch?it’s them

  • @lightdotus
    @lightdotus Год назад

    this guy graduated from a fkin snicker bar man

  • @myrtleroche116
    @myrtleroche116 Год назад

    “Fastest human on EARTH”
    “this is Scott Kelly from the *International Space Station*”

  • @nothingtoseehere232
    @nothingtoseehere232 Год назад +6

    A mile God damn bro that's fast

  • @jasonwillis556
    @jasonwillis556 Год назад

    "Who is the fastest person on earth"
    Me: "thinks of a cheeta"

  • @Hurtsprods
    @Hurtsprods Год назад

    The fastest person on “EARTH” can finish. A mile in one second. Meanwhile an member of the ISS in “SPACE”

  • @pedrokalungsod9318
    @pedrokalungsod9318 10 месяцев назад +2

    No one beats Floyd Mayrunner Jr.

  • @cosminsisu6044
    @cosminsisu6044 Год назад +3

    He graduated from the mcdonald's ice cream machine💀

  • @rbn-jniaulr12
    @rbn-jniaulr12 Год назад

    My mom when she sees a glass on the counter

  • @NirishkunwarChauhan
    @NirishkunwarChauhan 2 месяца назад

    Bro graduated from the backrooms

  • @Jinbe112
    @Jinbe112 10 месяцев назад +6

    Bro graduated from the wrong university 💀

  • @LxzerRL
    @LxzerRL Год назад +1

    Never let them know your next move, its the camera man who films usain bolt run

    • @user-ry4je7qd7s
      @user-ry4je7qd7s Год назад +1

      Your dumb its a camera filming

    • @user-ry4je7qd7s
      @user-ry4je7qd7s Год назад +1

      No camera man

    • @LxzerRL
      @LxzerRL Год назад

      ​@@user-ry4je7qd7s uhhh then who films him run then?

  • @magalufscomeback
    @magalufscomeback 8 месяцев назад

    bro is the type of guy to say my small bite is your meal for 3 months

  • @FreddyDeFazbear
    @FreddyDeFazbear Год назад +1

    Man, you should have seen the cameraman of Usane Bolt. And I'm not lying when I'm saying he was literally beating the race himself with a 50 pound camera on his shoulder.

  • @Svenskaperson
    @Svenskaperson Год назад +6

    Camera man has left the chat

  • @TheHike37
    @TheHike37 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gareth bale joins the chat when he ran 44 mph

  • @logavishagan7749
    @logavishagan7749 9 месяцев назад +1

    bro graduated from arebys bathroom

  • @vivaan3741
    @vivaan3741 10 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is why shampoo has instructions💀💀💀☠️

  • @martinsone6716
    @martinsone6716 Год назад

    Dude really said "fastest person ON EARTH" the proceeded to say the name of a dude in space

  • @decently123
    @decently123 Год назад

    Bro graduated from random people generator

  • @JacobBoiWasHere
    @JacobBoiWasHere Год назад

    Bro said on the Earth lol when he’s in space.

  • @themain833
    @themain833 Год назад +1

    The cameraman

  • @fakescp682
    @fakescp682 Год назад +1

    Bro graduated from the sewer

  • @ivanjunebongon4079
    @ivanjunebongon4079 Год назад

    Bro graduated in Wendy's 💀

  • @SimonRiley6438
    @SimonRiley6438 Год назад

    Bro graduated from the chipotle bathroom

  • @paulpilyo
    @paulpilyo 10 месяцев назад

    Bro is the type of guy to tell a dead person to eat💀

  • @YourboyAyden
    @YourboyAyden Год назад

    Bro graduated from his bubblebath

  • @bonas0663
    @bonas0663 Год назад

    it’s that one *man* hole cover that got blasted into space

  • @Aang_L._Jackson
    @Aang_L._Jackson Год назад

    Bro graduated in the sewer

  • @fugitivexaid9393
    @fugitivexaid9393 Год назад

    While cameraman sitting in the corner eating popcorns

  • @rubeenadudhia4637
    @rubeenadudhia4637 Год назад

    Bro graduated in a basement 💀

  • @seanchance6211
    @seanchance6211 9 месяцев назад

    Bro graduated from the CFJ menu 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @therealdark_
    @therealdark_ Год назад

    Bro graduated through the Mc Donald’s drive through 💀

  • @Dos72
    @Dos72 Год назад +1

    No, its the cameraman.

  • @Rishik666
    @Rishik666 11 месяцев назад

    Bro took Annual exam from McDonald's

  • @RandomDudeLmao101
    @RandomDudeLmao101 Год назад

    Bro graduated from the adoption centre

  • @davidsd916
    @davidsd916 Год назад

    Bro graduated from mcdonalds broken ice cream machine 💀

  • @bobukman3985
    @bobukman3985 9 месяцев назад

    Bro graduated from the arby’s toilet stall

  • @danialmarzuni973
    @danialmarzuni973 4 месяца назад

    This guy definitely live under a rock in a dark cave then 🤣

  • @_CC1VR
    @_CC1VR 5 месяцев назад +1

    He said fastest person on earth, but that guy was not in earth

  • @Absolut531kmh
    @Absolut531kmh 5 месяцев назад

    "I'm the fastest person on earth, my because opponents did not attend the race."

  • @Cleindc
    @Cleindc 4 месяца назад

    The cameraman recording the race

  • @user-wt9uk5km8y
    @user-wt9uk5km8y Год назад

    Bro graduated from willy wonkas chocolate factory

  • @GOD-343
    @GOD-343 Год назад

    Me and intellectual: wrong, it’s the cameraman