MARTIN STEALS FOOD?! | Double Toasted Bites

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @LegendaryTony.
    @LegendaryTony. 2 года назад +156

    Thank goodness DT fulfills Martin's need for a side hustle because he'd be an absolute menace to society as a delivery driver for Uber Eats. 😂

    • @kilode5798
      @kilode5798 2 года назад +26

      Martin Thomas? He's a menace! Get me pictures of Martin!

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 года назад +21

      He comes to the door
      “Someone broke into my car and ate your food”

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 года назад +57

    Martin probably rolled up to many outdoor barbecues posing as long lost relatives! 😂😂

    • @onyxclemons7795
      @onyxclemons7795 2 года назад +13

      Acting like he's someone's Cousin Pete 😂 lmao

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 года назад +65

    I bet Martin's wife is so relieved by his confession! He's probably been blaming their kids for years 🤣🤣

  • @cnohrnospkno
    @cnohrnospkno 2 года назад +12

    This was priceless, AND he's 100% correct. Not sure why the other guys won't admit it.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 года назад +3

      I know I am just as guilty as Martin is when it comes to food theft from other family members. I also don't know why the others won't admit it too lol 😂! I know my younger brother was relieved he didn't have to go through it again when he finally got his own home 😁.

  • @JerseyNYC83
    @JerseyNYC83 2 года назад +93

    Korey wants payback for Mia eating his egg roll 😂

    • @jkseraphim4
      @jkseraphim4 2 года назад +7

      I thought about that story too! You can hear it in his voice about his food being eaten.

  • @TreFKennedy
    @TreFKennedy Год назад +1

    Martin a good bandit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SerenityAutumn
    @SerenityAutumn 2 года назад +7

    Korey killed me with the Pink Panther theme oh my God🤣🤣🤣

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 Год назад

    I keep coming back to this video 😂😂😂

  • @PhoenixDawnX77
    @PhoenixDawnX77 2 года назад +48

    😂 😂 😂 One of the funniest things ever, because Martin seems so classy 😂. It's ALWAYS the last person you suspect.

    • @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz
      @wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz 2 года назад +13

      martin is the 🐐

    • @PhoenixDawnX77
      @PhoenixDawnX77 2 года назад +10

      @@wyuj888jgszpokrrtuz it's just not the same when there's a clip when Martin isn't on it. Korey is a great host and he's able to converse with everyone and spread his opinion, but I watch the content to see what Martin has to say....even when I disagree with him. That's just the sign if a good cohost. I wish he had his own show, but it's very hard to host when you have a big following and you're 🐐 at aspects but not be a conversationalist.

  • @truboss9470
    @truboss9470 2 года назад +79

    *Martin’s little cousin goes to the bathroom*
    Martin:🕵🏾‍♂️

  • @supermetroid009
    @supermetroid009 Год назад

    these are the videos i live for 🤣🤣🤣

  • @philngood5955
    @philngood5955 2 года назад +10

    Martin...I can't lie man. I'm with you. I've been doing this for years....it's a legit problem. I know it's wrong but...I just can't stop. That feeling you get when you pull off a successful heist...nothing like it 🤣

  • @TheSydneyLad
    @TheSydneyLad 2 года назад +35

    Martin goin' around, tasting other people's food.
    RANDOM PERSON: "Hey, what are you doing, tasting MY food?!"
    MARTIN: "Oh, excuse me. I'm a licensed movie critic AND food critic...now get out the way and leave me alone."

  • @ShelbyBaby27
    @ShelbyBaby27 2 года назад +26

    The ease in which Martin admitted to his thievery is hilarious! This is the best Better Help ad ever! 😂

  • @The3rdGunman
    @The3rdGunman 2 года назад +20

    The Martin Thomas Crown Affair

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 2 года назад +3

      Take this sir 🏆

  • @tatsukinomiya
    @tatsukinomiya Год назад

    Martin the #GOAT 🐐 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @armandoestrada5224
    @armandoestrada5224 2 года назад +12

    "The soup prepared with a stolen hen tastes WAY BETTER."
    Old Puerto-Rican proverb

  • @IAmAlmightyGod
    @IAmAlmightyGod Год назад +1

    Now we need the DT turkey chili episode. I know it's not a cooking show but make a exception.

  • @Himdatboiii
    @Himdatboiii 11 месяцев назад

    8:14 that’s the face of being shit he speaking truth 😭

  • @eckoalbino1623
    @eckoalbino1623 Месяц назад

    Martin be stealin' those pic-a-nic baskets at Jellystone Park then Ranger Smith comes in and yells "MARTIIIIIINNNNNN"

  • @Zandersaurus
    @Zandersaurus 2 года назад +7

    Korey: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP EATING MY SHIT?!!! 😂

  • @mikeyj7824
    @mikeyj7824 2 года назад +60

    Martin be sliding around people plates like the grinch 🤣

  • @denkokoro
    @denkokoro 2 года назад +1

    0:08 🎶😫"Hide your kids, hide your windows."🥷🎶

  • @djmontyforyou
    @djmontyforyou 2 года назад +2

    Speechless. You all have outdone yourself this time.lol. and the Pink Panther music 💯😂😂😂😂😂😂and multiple Billy laughs.

  • @OmarBhoo
    @OmarBhoo 2 года назад +24

    Martin is the Hamburgler! I didn't know!

  • @morningstar7329
    @morningstar7329 Год назад

    0:09 LOL

  • @draggoon9121
    @draggoon9121 2 года назад +12

    😂cat Dady sneaking food of plates 🤣

  • @empirejackson5434
    @empirejackson5434 7 месяцев назад

    My son and I love Arby's! I guess we're among the exceptions along with all the other black folks I know who love that beef and cheddar and the curly fries with the cheese dip!😊😊😊

  • @robertdelossantos5844
    @robertdelossantos5844 2 года назад +34

    Want Martin to steal Korey’s turkey chili. That sounds delicious for him.

  • @NoOnesaidthis
    @NoOnesaidthis 2 года назад +10

    “Crime is delicious “ Martin

  • @batmanofsanantonio5331
    @batmanofsanantonio5331 2 года назад +20

    Could you imagine Martin if he swiped somebody’s Popeye’s? He’d be grinning from ear to ear!

  • @bigmixx75
    @bigmixx75 2 года назад +13

    So we have Martin as the gourmet Lupin the third, Korey the foodie voyeur and Billy the snack rustler. This sounds like the beginning of an Ocean's 11 spinoff

  • @SCBUFC
    @SCBUFC 2 года назад +16

    Don’t ever let Martin hold your bag of fries in the drive through

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Год назад +2

    I used to buy an extra pizza because, after asking everyone else in the house if they want pizza, and being told "no", so I only order ONE, those same people suddenly want a slice of YOUR pizza. Slowly you watch your pizza disappear. 🍕

  • @codafett
    @codafett 2 года назад +8

    You guys have such great chemistry

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 2 года назад +76

    Martin the real hamburglar! I’ve done it too lol 😆

    • @DuncanUdaho67
      @DuncanUdaho67 2 года назад +6

      I know Martin has a Hamburglar hat in his collection somewhere lol

    • @whoknowswhocares885
      @whoknowswhocares885 2 года назад +2

      He’s more like the Bluto to Popeye’s

  • @randomanton
    @randomanton Год назад

    i never even thought about turkey chili... but next thanksgiving

  • @ChrisMeadows1992
    @ChrisMeadows1992 2 года назад +4

    I won’t lie. I’m this guy.

  • @onionrovirosa
    @onionrovirosa 2 года назад +8

    How you guys go from a chily turkey to Martin stealing food is why you are the best

  • @lightsoutmedia73
    @lightsoutmedia73 2 года назад +4

    Martin killing it wit that hat 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Simonious_Monk
    @Simonious_Monk 2 года назад +12

    Martin is every roommate I've ever had.

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 2 года назад +14

    Martin said the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest!

  • @denkokoro
    @denkokoro 2 года назад +5

    See? I called it. Martin has chaotic tendencies.

  • @dbog5214
    @dbog5214 2 года назад +2

    There is a principal like that, there's an old saying; "stolen water will be sweeter".

  • @ze1xus
    @ze1xus 2 года назад +5

    The Hat!!!

    • @quincyjones685
      @quincyjones685 2 года назад +1

      The pink hat with the pink Panther theme song, hilarious.

  • @jimfaust6342
    @jimfaust6342 2 года назад +7

    Martins got a buffet going 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rogerbernard187
    @rogerbernard187 2 года назад +3

    "I just need to get right!"..😂😂

  • @oliverqueen8506
    @oliverqueen8506 2 года назад +6

    Call that the Martin Tax when he take a little off the top

  • @thickbrownlegs1859
    @thickbrownlegs1859 2 года назад +6

    Agreed certain things in a marriage cannot be shared food is #1 🤣🤣🤣. 17 years in no niceness, I tell hubby leave my tequila alone, F bruh. Martin needs better help 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrischeckerslara3441
    @chrischeckerslara3441 2 года назад +15

    Creepin korey outside of billy's window beatin his meat for that chili lmao.

  • @littlsuprstr
    @littlsuprstr 2 года назад +7

    We need Billy Brooks's turkey chili recipe.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 года назад +1

      That's all I'm thinking about right now! I'm really wanting that recipe to try it for myself! I'll probably have to settle with looking on RUclips for turkey chili recipes 😄.

  • @fdub301
    @fdub301 Год назад

    I'm the most honest liar you'll ever met
    - Martin Thomas, 2023

  • @traesmith9822
    @traesmith9822 2 года назад +3

    Martin is the dad from that Tim Robinson burger sketch. "Gimme dat" 😆

  • @WrvrUgoThrUR
    @WrvrUgoThrUR 7 месяцев назад

    I once had a lady of mine get upset with me because I wouldn’t give her some of my Auntie Anne’s Pretzel--when I had bought her the Exact same fukin pretzel!!!!!!! 🤦🏽‍♂️ and that’s why 🎶 I’mmmm living the singo singo singo…………….hhLIFE!! 🎶

  • @angelicafigueroa0221
    @angelicafigueroa0221 Год назад

    Korey eating all the chilli was revenge for the egg rolls

  • @johannabailey1035
    @johannabailey1035 Год назад

    Lmao...... Martin snitched

  • @shaunr1996
    @shaunr1996 2 года назад +3

    I agree with Martin

  • @crushindadiscussion4884
    @crushindadiscussion4884 2 года назад +4

    Next big Hulu doc martins meals or not

  • @tampaflbeastforlife
    @tampaflbeastforlife 2 года назад +40

    I'm with martin on this I've felt the same stealing my family food when they not looking and it just tastes so much better lol even at night when they are sleeping ill go in the kitchen and take their cookies or whatever than sneak back to my room and just eat like a monster lool

    • @onyxclemons7795
      @onyxclemons7795 2 года назад +2

      It's the thrill of you getting into their food without them knowing 😂 I feel that!

    • @tampaflbeastforlife
      @tampaflbeastforlife 2 года назад +1

      @@onyxclemons7795 for real Miss those days lol

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 года назад +12

    I'm going to call BS on Korey because I've been to casino El Camino with him and I swear he ate at least half of my fries off my plate without asking.

  • @cjjones258
    @cjjones258 2 года назад +6

    Martin will follow his nose where ever there's food🥓🥩🍗🍖🍔🍟

  • @davidruiz2474
    @davidruiz2474 2 года назад +54

    I was thinking of Martin last night when I stole a soda from my mother-in-law. It tasted so good on the drive home 🤘 #trashpandasunite

    • @joshuaaskew5598
      @joshuaaskew5598 2 года назад +3

      Stole a Gatorade from my neighbor after I mowed their lawn. ✊

    • @williejones6446
      @williejones6446 2 года назад

      I used to work at starbucks and take a drink before the night was out from the front of the register like I was a customer

  • @mellowourld7608
    @mellowourld7608 2 года назад

    I thought that a better help ad was coming.

  • @PoyTroy
    @PoyTroy 2 года назад +3

    It's real life, my girl even knows, when we go out to eat and she wants to "share a plate " I'm like nope, order your own 😂

  • @themoviecritic1092
    @themoviecritic1092 2 года назад

    Love this

  • @AP-pk6mk
    @AP-pk6mk 2 года назад

    Plot twist: Martin's aunt was putting hunger satisfying flakes on all her and her daughters food so she wouldn't overeat and Martin stole from them and the flakes made him believe stealing food just makes it more satisfying

  • @christhomas8628
    @christhomas8628 2 года назад +1

    "You're honor, you don't understand. The money I had in my wallet just didn't feel as satisfying as the cash that I got from that armed robbery..."

  • @thenerdtalkpodcast9460
    @thenerdtalkpodcast9460 Год назад

    My mom used to steal off my plate and it pissed me off. I could never take off someones plate

  • @rmeddy
    @rmeddy Год назад

    Tonight he dines on turtle soup

  • @MyPerspectiv
    @MyPerspectiv 2 года назад +1

    Well, we all know now not to leave our food around Martin. Martin would be the perfect GrubHub delivery person.

  • @665don667
    @665don667 Год назад

    This episode brought to you by Better Help, Hello Fresh and Shudder.

  • @israelnekruman
    @israelnekruman 2 года назад

    STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

  • @onyxclemons7795
    @onyxclemons7795 2 года назад

    Lmao this had me dying 😂 Don't touch my shit!

  • @lhooq27
    @lhooq27 2 года назад +1

    In the name of all that is holy, we beg you to share your turkey chili recipe with us, Billy.

  • @BuckMeisterCulREACTS
    @BuckMeisterCulREACTS 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GradyBaby13
    @GradyBaby13 2 года назад +2

    The Foodgative

  • @PoyTroy
    @PoyTroy 2 года назад +1

    Lies are not being told, when you eat someone else's food , the shit be better😂

  • @CharTurner6928
    @CharTurner6928 2 года назад

    umm, Billy, you gone share that recipe with us??? *scratching neck* come on man, hook us up!!

  • @DaShonuff
    @DaShonuff 2 года назад

    I was there, they roasted Martin good 🤣!

  • @djmoore4444
    @djmoore4444 2 года назад

    They said nah it doesn't taste better but they didn't say they didn't get a fry or 5 😆🤣😅 somebody else food and drink does seem to be more tasty 😋

  • @austinck7681
    @austinck7681 2 года назад

    Pinky La rueeee

  • @mofish8925
    @mofish8925 2 года назад

    Hahaha. Who picks off of another person's plate? Martin's silly.

  • @TEEANVEE
    @TEEANVEE 2 года назад +1

    I make Turkey chili. I need his recipe