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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 года назад +236

    “an ass potato”
    me: that’s enough internet today..

  • @EmerySOS
    @EmerySOS 3 года назад +447

    I’m starting to think Jack is just a disembodied voice, slowly gaining our trust until he can feed upon this petty world.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +266

    From the first post I know understand why Gordon Ramsay always wanted his Mashed Potato’s not to be too thicc

  • @vicious_cycle
    @vicious_cycle 3 года назад +21

    I love how the hand flips us off in the title sequence.

  • @six
    @six 3 года назад +393

    The solid cereal is the single best thing I've seen today

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +9

      Okay, but you don't have to lie about it for clout.

    • @Alex_Sucks
      @Alex_Sucks 3 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @six
      @six 3 года назад +6

      @@TheHotBlade okay but i'm not lying. if if helps i slept most of the day so far. everyone's pissed off at me just for existing

    • @pengu606
      @pengu606 3 года назад +1

      shut up bot

    • @carmelacorpuz114
      @carmelacorpuz114 3 года назад +4

      @@kentangbros + no videos too = 100%

  • @nathankidd7736
    @nathankidd7736 3 года назад +22

    0:20 Jack is definitely edible, you just have to go to prison if you eat him.

  • @marekpanoch8450
    @marekpanoch8450 3 года назад +81

    I love Jack and giving the stories voices and overall breathing life into the videos same goes for Lexi : )

  • @a_very_angry_pickle
    @a_very_angry_pickle 3 года назад +67

    " Jack the *non edible* snack that smiles back "
    I'll be the judge of that!

  • @jaxmorningstar6703
    @jaxmorningstar6703 3 года назад +25

    me: Wanting to see rediculous prices for cartoonishly bad items
    me: Realizing that my chaos goblin brain wants half of them

    • @neileung
      @neileung 3 года назад

      @@senpay3658 your mom

  • @swordbrethrenmordred1230
    @swordbrethrenmordred1230 3 года назад +3

    The good thing about earbuds beeing connected is that you can track a lost one as long as you have the other. The scary thing is that you can track them at all.
    On the other hand the phone you use to play the music can be tracked either way, so it's practical.

  • @mimistardust3915
    @mimistardust3915 3 года назад +56

    I love that Jack pronounced "title" as "tit-le" 💀😭

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 3 года назад

      I'm in love with you

    • @mrr1132
      @mrr1132 3 года назад +5

      Oh... so that's NOT how you say it? Well, that explains the weird looks I've been getting.

    • @Lugeks
      @Lugeks 3 года назад

      And a r to the end of that and replace the first letter with a h and then send it to Germany, Japan, and Italy

  • @mattfagen2879
    @mattfagen2879 3 года назад +3

    The post at 3:10 is even worse when you realize that those aren't the 1000XM4 buds, that is literally the left cup off a pair of over ear 1000XM4s. Some lunatic took a single ear cup off a pair of traditional headphones and is now selling it for $50.

  • @randaranatunga7259
    @randaranatunga7259 3 года назад +46

    3:05
    Ah yes the return of Sony,
    The brand that runs a cat across the keyboard to name their products.
    It’s almost like it’s exactly their strategy to make everything sound fancy and techy just so people would but it.
    (Don’t get me wrong their products are amazing, the naming is just kinda funny lol)

    • @elicenyne
      @elicenyne 3 года назад

      @@senpay3658 why would i need a private 6? also, you a bot.

    • @Safetydoggo-qg7iq
      @Safetydoggo-qg7iq 3 года назад

      Cheese

  • @tymbl_8344
    @tymbl_8344 3 года назад +11

    1:15
    Best not to question Town names, some of them are weird for no reason

    • @ThingMaBobJimmy
      @ThingMaBobJimmy 3 года назад +1

      Yup. I live near a place called Cummertrees.

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 3 года назад +4

    6:07 actually that version of minecraft is discontinued and very rare, and some people argue it's more fun than regular minecraft. But they overpriced it.

  • @Luciferishexed
    @Luciferishexed 3 года назад +6

    I love how the hand in the intro flips the viewer off real quick

  • @bruhwils46
    @bruhwils46 3 года назад +8

    I would pay $20 for an absolute unit of solid cereal

  • @soap_drinker
    @soap_drinker 3 года назад +5

    "Inedible snack that smiles back"
    Inedible? I'd beg to differ

  • @ginathecookie
    @ginathecookie 3 года назад +2

    This is why I have never gone for wireless ear buds/earphones.
    1. I already misplaced my current ones that have wires. The wires and bright colours help in finding them.
    2. Airpods look like weird upside-down alien antennas when they came out and although I am used to how they look like now and respect their purpose, I still find it hilarious that they look like that.
    3. Money. a good pair can last me anywhere from 4 months to a year and it's certainly cheaper.
    4. See points 1 and 3, depending on if I was careless, it's cheaper to replace.
    5. Effort and don't want to. 😂

  • @enderjed2523
    @enderjed2523 3 года назад +12

    Craigslist, EBay’s Florida Man counterpart.

    • @mrr1132
      @mrr1132 3 года назад +2

      That is suspiciously accurate, and I'm surprised that no one's made that connection, before.

  • @subwayz_qt5
    @subwayz_qt5 3 года назад +12

    Even though i am lactose intolerant, after seeing this, i want a cereal now.
    I guess i will just eat it dry

  • @mew2.025
    @mew2.025 3 года назад +2

    That sony headphone is a part of a headset, meaning they had to dismantel the over ear headphones just to sell the one side.

  • @Ok_Friend-il9of
    @Ok_Friend-il9of 3 года назад +1

    You can sell your old broken stoves and washer/driers. Some people scrap them and sell the metal, my neighbors does it.
    (I live in the country, so it may not be common is cities)

  • @AlexVampira
    @AlexVampira 2 года назад +1

    Are we not gonna talk about Jack saying he likes tomato sauce & Nutella sandwiches??

  • @uppermonster3648
    @uppermonster3648 3 года назад +2

    5:38 yes I need a spine replacement

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 3 года назад +1

    i want to meet the people who get drunk and are all like "dude, i bet we can sell that last half piece of pizza on craig's list."

  • @lorrainestevens4295
    @lorrainestevens4295 2 года назад +2

    Well, the AOL disc makes a *tiny* bit of sense if you're a collector.

  • @everettrailfan
    @everettrailfan 3 года назад

    4:32 for those of you who are curious, the Nvidia 8800 GTS (yes, GTS comes _after_ the number, this is a REALLY old GPU) specs:
    Released: December 11th, 2007
    Lithography: 65 nm (yeah, 65!!!)
    Cores: 128
    Memory: 512 GB, GDDR3
    Bus width: 256-bit
    GPU clock: 650 Mhz
    Bus interface: PCIe 2.0 x16
    Oh, and guess what? It only cost a mere $350 USD to get one of those back in 2007!!! Crazy how far GPUs have come in the last almost 15 years.

  • @CammieFire
    @CammieFire 3 года назад

    6:08 NEEDS BLINKER FLUID I literally can’t XD. That’s freaking hilarious

  • @kristofusclidofus6534
    @kristofusclidofus6534 3 года назад +1

    The "solid cereal" on the thumbnail just looks like a giant nesquik chocolate bar

  • @11er33.
    @11er33. 3 года назад +1

    6:23 people pay good money for things like this to use in projects, just off the top of my head. Stack the combs together, encase in resin, turn out a lampshade.

  • @boredgamergurl9642
    @boredgamergurl9642 3 года назад +1

    Me: Plays video
    The volume: *all the way up*
    My headphones: *not connected*
    The video: “ass potato”
    My mom: “What?”

  • @AllTheDimonds
    @AllTheDimonds 3 года назад

    I love the way he was confused on how to say that city.

  • @BishopBleach
    @BishopBleach 3 года назад +3

    10:10 The reason its so expensive is because rocket league can no longer be purchased on steam. Though i will admit that is a bit much for a now FREE TO PLAY game.

  • @The-True-KingYT
    @The-True-KingYT 3 года назад +2

    Nothin better than being Flipped off by the new Emkay Hand

  • @VirgilSonofSparda
    @VirgilSonofSparda 3 года назад +3

    What’s wrong babe you haven’t eaten your cereal brick

  • @lestrawberrycows2765
    @lestrawberrycows2765 3 года назад +5

    I just wanted to say that my mom threw a pomegranate at me today

  • @peregrine4709
    @peregrine4709 3 года назад +3

    7:29, ok, regardless of the name, that game for 15$ is a good deal

  • @Dee_Just_Dee
    @Dee_Just_Dee 3 года назад +2

    5:26 Not gonna lie, I would buy a real human spine, or a plaster one, but maybe not for that price. One of these days I'm gonna make a sick Pious Augustus cosplay.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад

      Didn't dig deep, but a model one would only be about 100$ new.

  • @kirbfantheepicgamer4538
    @kirbfantheepicgamer4538 3 года назад

    I’m not here to talk about the video, but I’m going to praise the new design for Emkay, with the cartoon hands.

  • @mahismelodies3685
    @mahismelodies3685 3 года назад +2

    Petition to get ok hand back

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora 3 года назад +1

    Can we talk for a moment about why there are two different chocolate cereals with little round pieces whose mascots are rabbits, an animal known for little round poop balls?

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 3 года назад

    4:16 I'm sorry, nutella and tomato sauce? no, Jack... no... stop it at once...

  • @blueice5408
    @blueice5408 3 года назад

    5:35 "maybe they prefer it back"
    😂

  • @YohshiLOL
    @YohshiLOL 3 года назад +2

    Another banger from Emkay

  • @Shade45-
    @Shade45- 3 года назад +1

    you know what's crackier?
    having a Dr youtuber in your subcription feed and being awake till 12:30 AM

  • @okay9498
    @okay9498 3 года назад

    4:23 I've seen people making these before and apparently they're meant to be a healthier alternative to sour patch kids or smth (normally its frozen grapes, lemon juice and sugar/ crushed jolly ranchers)

  • @bugatti1710
    @bugatti1710 3 года назад

    5:59 "blinker fluid' this car looks like it needs muffler bearing too

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 3 года назад +1

    I've never seen grapes that aqua green colour before.

  • @malo-35
    @malo-35 3 года назад

    I love the hand thing for the opening and the background !

  • @Lost_Lotus
    @Lost_Lotus 3 года назад

    2:31 there is a sign in the door that's like "Send help"

  • @daniellecharles-pierre5008
    @daniellecharles-pierre5008 3 года назад

    6:47 that Nux Taku philosophy

  • @ethankoh6851
    @ethankoh6851 3 года назад

    3:50 You just described my country's national dish

  • @izstrella
    @izstrella 3 года назад +1

    OH MY GOSH, I’m eating that solid cereal RIGHT NOW! This is the best coincidence of the week!

  • @ferretcow
    @ferretcow 3 года назад +2

    The spine is probably being sold by a med school graduate/ dropout. Either way it's gonna be bought by a med school student(or something of the sort)
    My sister got a human skeleton (like real bones) to study in her first year or two of med school. They were cool until i found out they were from an actual human being

  • @masterjoseph25
    @masterjoseph25 Год назад

    1:17 Hey! Fellow Murfreesboro resident here! You pronounce it "mur-frees-boar-row". Or Murphysboro. Whichever works.

    • @masterjoseph25
      @masterjoseph25 9 месяцев назад

      Or you could just call it the 'Boro.

  • @LarryDaChicken
    @LarryDaChicken 3 года назад +2

    Jack. You are edible. Cmere

  • @jomama2156
    @jomama2156 3 года назад +3

    Bambi burger

  • @Tippyship74j
    @Tippyship74j 3 года назад +1

    Seeing that post in Murfreesboro was..
    I live in Murfreesboro
    I'm scared

  • @Lorentari
    @Lorentari 3 года назад

    Lol - EmKay being like 500 kB/s is slow, while some rural parts of the US are still using dial-up connections.

  • @detalius5835
    @detalius5835 3 года назад

    The fanart is amazing!

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 3 года назад +1

    Can confirm that Murph has not freed Boro…

  • @catguy5425
    @catguy5425 3 года назад

    Surprised I haven't seen $1,000 kitten on the subreddit.

  • @LeWolfYT
    @LeWolfYT 3 года назад +1

    Nestle quik is old, no wonder it’s solid

  • @ChaseMC215
    @ChaseMC215 3 года назад

    I like how Jack said Minecraft wrong

  • @George27484
    @George27484 3 года назад +2

    4:30
    That is just and obsolete NVIDIA graphic card

  • @bozo_brain
    @bozo_brain 3 года назад

    I will forever feel pain when emkay flips off

  • @skittlesryan7862
    @skittlesryan7862 3 года назад +1

    OMG I live in Murfreesboro... and you did a great job saying it correctly.

  • @drummergirl6776
    @drummergirl6776 3 года назад +1

    10:33 ARE THOSE TAMPON GHOSTS

  • @nicolasmcknight9035
    @nicolasmcknight9035 3 года назад

    Anyone else notice the new em Kay beginning flips us off

  • @druidplayz2313
    @druidplayz2313 3 года назад +1

    Wait does emkay flip us off at 00:14

  • @The-Amateur-Magician
    @The-Amateur-Magician 3 года назад +1

    *seconds after Emkay posts*
    Six people so far: FIRST!

  • @gdc_tron9030
    @gdc_tron9030 3 года назад +1

    i like how they are selling free game for 400$ (yes i know it wasn't originally free I bought it back in 2016-2017) 10:15

  • @Redd56
    @Redd56 3 года назад +1

    the rocket leage one kinda makes sence concidering it isnt buyable on steam anymore

    • @michaeljunction4088
      @michaeljunction4088 3 года назад

      the rocket leage one kinda makec cence concidering it icnt buyable on cteam anymore

  • @Oh_No_1
    @Oh_No_1 3 года назад +2

    1:10 I live near Murfreesboro TN... Where the hell did they get that hamburger

  • @phillippeandpheather5379
    @phillippeandpheather5379 3 года назад

    The hand doing movements to the beat of the music was totally worth losing the old channel logo

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 года назад

    8 subreddit suggestions:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Day 401!

  • @Austin_V
    @Austin_V 3 года назад

    Who knew airbuds were so easy to lose? Perhaps we should attach some sort of cord to the damn things to plug into devices and secure them properly.

  • @nationalhampterfederation6116
    @nationalhampterfederation6116 3 года назад

    The cereal bowl in the back of my room:

  • @Nizazel
    @Nizazel 3 года назад

    2:26 "Need help please"
    What the...

  • @RK-zw9qs
    @RK-zw9qs 3 года назад

    I love the new intro hand thing

  • @alanalankhalil6159
    @alanalankhalil6159 3 года назад

    11:50 as a citizen from Melbourne Victoria Australia we are losing our minds even though lockdown ended 2 weeks ago.

  • @jackel.s1011
    @jackel.s1011 3 года назад

    Lighting my day man

  • @YellowCyanXY
    @YellowCyanXY 3 года назад

    Not going to lie, that a** potato sounds like a good deal.

  • @fizzyheart2486
    @fizzyheart2486 3 года назад +1

    Nutella and tomato sauce? Idk about that

  • @lune488
    @lune488 3 года назад +1

    cool new branding, time to get drawing

  • @Lobotomy_starz
    @Lobotomy_starz 10 месяцев назад

    9:44- Is that KingCobra 💀

  • @anonymousidea9119
    @anonymousidea9119 3 года назад +1

    The wh1000xm4 isn’t half a set of ear buds… it’s one cup of a full size headphone (so literally unusable as is no matter what)

  • @Colorado-Coyote
    @Colorado-Coyote 3 года назад +1

    I just realized the new hand logo flips you off!!! Lol.

  • @Squidboy82
    @Squidboy82 3 года назад

    I love a good cereal-brick in the morning.

  • @niikolettedraws
    @niikolettedraws 2 года назад +1

    5:39 Why no one talking about "ver-say-lees" though 😭 /lh

  • @deserthare1
    @deserthare1 3 года назад

    I love is pronunciation of Murfreesboro. Also I'm about an hour away from there lol

  • @toonplatoon2644
    @toonplatoon2644 3 года назад

    He tried to fill the potato with his sour cream

  • @ShineHatfield
    @ShineHatfield 3 года назад

    "Versayleees" 🤣💀

  • @joshuahiday7916
    @joshuahiday7916 3 года назад +1

    The Sony earbud is actually the ear muff thing for headphones

  • @falcie7743
    @falcie7743 3 года назад +2

    You wish AOL ran at 500 KB, it's more like 150 Kb

  • @writtenrevolutionink7580
    @writtenrevolutionink7580 3 года назад

    Your videos make my day

  • @racsoleerf124
    @racsoleerf124 3 года назад

    if he's not edible what have i been eating for dinner

  • @inkf2846
    @inkf2846 3 года назад

    Dang that cereal is looking solid bro.

  • @CptGojira2439
    @CptGojira2439 3 года назад

    1:31 I fully agree with you