So many times I'll go to a front and ask a random to tank with me, we get all set up, and ten minutes in I've realised that I've hitched a ride with an escaped asylum patient.
Typically when someone guns for me in a tank they realize that I am the one who escaped from an asylum. When the person who is gunning also escaped from an asylum it = true foxhole gameplay.
i love getting a russian engineer in my battle tank and seeing him do everything perfectly even though he doesnt talk nor understand a word we are saying
@@beeflord Most funny thing happened to me on dota with 2 Vietnamese brothers, I got it recorded, they sounded like chipmunks and had a argument because he trolled his brother, had to pause because he was upset, legit sounded like chipmunks, or midgets haha.
A while back me and one of my friends were doing infantry in Loch Mór at the same time as KGG (the French regi) was there. I leave for 2 minutes because I'm killed, and when I return my friend is chatting up one of the French arty girls in fluent French (it wasn't the first time either, he'd done it at least once before and got killed by counter battery arty). Next thing I know we've been drafted into the French Foreign Legion to do an amphibious landing. It was a blast, but my French is non-existent so I didn't understand what was being said. I just tagged along and shot at anything green
They may be completely unable to communicate *what* they’re doing, but god damn it you can’t deny that they are in fact, doing *something* , and that’s good enough for me. Legio Invicta! ✊
I think I gave a fellow tanker PTSD and a fear of NOT being the one to drive the tank as I was screaming laughing hysterically and running over our OWN infantry while threatening to charge into the five Colonial tanks and dozens of infantry, eventually I heard him say under his breath that it'd be funny if we did charged and I BOOKED IT right into enemy lines screaming "LEROY JENKINS!!!!" while he was yelling no! Stop!!! The tank didn't last long lol BUT we did scare them into pulling back for a bit.
I've been trying so hard on this not a native speaker but its kinda hard to overcome the thrill and spelling the words I could easily write some words but speaking is a whole thing :')
we ran into something similar with both tankette and with falchions we brought out 21 tankette one time and 25 falchions another time fueled armed and unlocked ready for front lines and only ever got people for 2 of them crewed but like we spent the better part of 2 hours getting things ready and then we released them expecting them to fly off the lines and go make a difference but like no one touched them or was to scared to tank... which is very very strange cause i hear from people all the time how they love tanking but never get the chance and well i provided a chance and no one took it? we ended up taking tanks to the front lines playing for a few hours dying then coming back to see all the tanks in place took a few days both times for enough people to come along and grab them and clear them out its very strange
So essentially: “Hey you should take extra time to repair your vehicle so it doesn’t explode” “Nah bro we have plenty extra, resource conservation is for nerds”
@@beeflord I remember thinking at the time that your voice was familiar, and now I know why 😂 I was so short on sleep and patience that entire fight, and it really shows in the vid 😆
Yu shood lurn ze bad Eenglish, ze riel langaj of ze intarneshnal kumyunitie. Yeah men, bi'ing ze nativ speerk iz not inuf anny moar. Being serious guys, understanding native speakers is actually often the hardest. Non-native speakers normally make a lot of effort, while natives think we ought to speak their language - which, in fact, has way too many variations. A rule of a thumb from the time when my English was poor is that if a song is sung in English and you understand more than a quarter of the words (prepositions and articles included), the singer is not native.
So many times I'll go to a front and ask a random to tank with me, we get all set up, and ten minutes in I've realised that I've hitched a ride with an escaped asylum patient.
99% of foxhole players belong in an asylum
Typically when someone guns for me in a tank they realize that I am the one who escaped from an asylum. When the person who is gunning also escaped from an asylum it = true foxhole gameplay.
@@beeflordexplains the toxicity and self alienating community that destroyed this games player base
"Its 2am, I've had a few drinks....." ....nuff said!
i love getting a russian engineer in my battle tank and seeing him do everything perfectly even though he doesnt talk nor understand a word we are saying
He operates off of pure instinct
Ah a tankette and some eargrape. Now that's peak Foxhole right there.
Its not fun if I don’t get tinnitus
@@beeflord Most funny thing happened to me on dota with 2 Vietnamese brothers, I got it recorded, they sounded like chipmunks and had a argument because he trolled his brother, had to pause because he was upset, legit sounded like chipmunks, or midgets haha.
Shoutout to 3 AM Foxhole for teaching me more Russian than 8 years of Russian classes
Just stumbled across your channel, I just binge watched like 5 of your videos. I think you may be the funniest man on RUclips. Keep going!!!!!!!!
Thanks king 🙏🏻
A while back me and one of my friends were doing infantry in Loch Mór at the same time as KGG (the French regi) was there. I leave for 2 minutes because I'm killed, and when I return my friend is chatting up one of the French arty girls in fluent French (it wasn't the first time either, he'd done it at least once before and got killed by counter battery arty). Next thing I know we've been drafted into the French Foreign Legion to do an amphibious landing. It was a blast, but my French is non-existent so I didn't understand what was being said. I just tagged along and shot at anything green
foxhole at 3 am with mark zuckerbot having bugs and a drunk vietnamese, glorious
They may be completely unable to communicate *what* they’re doing, but god damn it you can’t deny that they are in fact, doing *something* , and that’s good enough for me. Legio Invicta! ✊
Agreed
Truly the MMO experience
Random tank crews are either the best experience ever, a literal hell hole, or you can’t tell because you died in 2 minutes
and this is how you win wars!
Love the Jippy music in the background, makes the videos such a vibe!
When a jippy beat gets stuck in my head, life is good
I think I gave a fellow tanker PTSD and a fear of NOT being the one to drive the tank as I was screaming laughing hysterically and running over our OWN infantry while threatening to charge into the five Colonial tanks and dozens of infantry, eventually I heard him say under his breath that it'd be funny if we did charged and I BOOKED IT right into enemy lines screaming "LEROY JENKINS!!!!" while he was yelling no! Stop!!! The tank didn't last long lol BUT we did scare them into pulling back for a bit.
I've been trying so hard on this not a native speaker but its kinda hard to overcome the thrill and spelling the words I could easily write some words but speaking is a whole thing :')
Anyone who attempts to learn a second language has my full respect
@@beeflord it's even harder when english is your 4th language
As a warden said we don't have to defeat the collies they do a great job of it themselves
Fun tankette facts: it's the only "tank" that can fit on a flatbed, and the MG variant has two passenger slots behind the driver/gunner
I once scrooped for 3 wars straight.
*Sanity has been traded for resource gains*
tell me one player who hasn't went insane after hours of foxhole?
Facts
4:46 “yeah the wardens did leave this place in squalor” 😂 bro
This is why us superior collies win war 104
hey the strength of the colonial legion is all the different nationalities!!!
Facts
SSgts are the real workers, I used to spend these ranks doing clanman logi but nowadays they do so much
we ran into something similar with both tankette and with falchions we brought out 21 tankette one time and 25 falchions another time fueled armed and unlocked ready for front lines and only ever got people for 2 of them crewed but like we spent the better part of 2 hours getting things ready and then we released them expecting them to fly off the lines and go make a difference but like no one touched them or was to scared to tank... which is very very strange cause i hear from people all the time how they love tanking but never get the chance and well i provided a chance and no one took it? we ended up taking tanks to the front lines playing for a few hours dying then coming back to see all the tanks in place took a few days both times for enough people to come along and grab them and clear them out its very strange
welcome to the salty vet club sir beef!
2:46 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Dis shit is fuckin HILARIOUS! I dont think I can finish the video. I keep dyin of laughter every few seconds.....
2:33 he said we have 12 of these
Thank you
thank god, for the life of me I could not pick up what the fuck he was saying lol
So essentially:
“Hey you should take extra time to repair your vehicle so it doesn’t explode”
“Nah bro we have plenty extra, resource conservation is for nerds”
5:15 Alien noises 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
congrats you made early war interesting to watch =P
Are you the artist?
@@beeflord i guess you could say that yes xd
so that is what my fellow vietnamese are doing on the green team
I like your vietnamese comrade adventure
I learned Vietnamese in an hour
I learned Vietnamese in an hour
I miss the vietnamese, they used to have some of the best food in Albuquerque when I lived there @@beeflord
My fav thing is he hand made all those I think, no mpf
bababooey
Good one
Bro legit responded to my $2 mic comment by saying he spent $15 💀
Aaye its the man himself
@@beeflord I remember thinking at the time that your voice was familiar, and now I know why 😂
I was so short on sleep and patience that entire fight, and it really shows in the vid 😆
Funny shit, great video
Thanks king
0:12 English is my third language the first is Polish and then German
Legend
incredible
ayo that jippy?
oh so the colonials have a lower English proficiency than the wardens. Impressive.
a New video 👌👌👌👌
I ve nevre laf more than with this video.
hi beef i was talking english just my acsent is wierde lol in game name is wolfmart
Yu shood lurn ze bad Eenglish, ze riel langaj of ze intarneshnal kumyunitie. Yeah men, bi'ing ze nativ speerk iz not inuf anny moar.
Being serious guys, understanding native speakers is actually often the hardest. Non-native speakers normally make a lot of effort, while natives think we ought to speak their language - which, in fact, has way too many variations. A rule of a thumb from the time when my English was poor is that if a song is sung in English and you understand more than a quarter of the words (prepositions and articles included), the singer is not native.
lmfao
I know this guys)
He’s a cool dude
Same old issue with foxhole, the non stop artillery barrages make this game unplayable. If you are thinking of buying it, don't.
English isn't a hard language...
Meriwether my boy
You should blame those who was build babel tower
hahaha bro gawd damn thats all i gotta say