Kickstarter Crap - Personalized Tactical Pen

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024

Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @cmprodutions
    @cmprodutions 8 лет назад +5912

    A pen that can write upside down is only useful on a space shuttle, the last place you want to have a window punch.

    • @Ascalis1
      @Ascalis1 8 лет назад +245

      +Ryan E This is actually the most amazing thing I've read today.

    • @shady4091
      @shady4091 8 лет назад +59

      hahahahahaha, legitimate comment of the year potential right here.

    • @TheiPadTube777
      @TheiPadTube777 8 лет назад +2

      Fuckin hilarious!!!

    • @krisssoldo1472
      @krisssoldo1472 8 лет назад +62

      regular pencils also work upside down

    • @TheRafasmk
      @TheRafasmk 8 лет назад +11

      +Hermeez The "lack of gravity" would effect your writing (with a pen)

  • @redultra4324
    @redultra4324 7 лет назад +1730

    Eating pickles, peaches, and chicken in the sewers. You do deserve it, iDubbbz, treat yourself. Buy the pen

    • @butterdog29
      @butterdog29 5 лет назад +4

      RUclipss treating him... Hes kinda rich cuz he ate peaches and pickles in sewers (among other things off course).

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 5 лет назад +2

      @@jdwohlever when he wrote the comment that video didn't exist

  • @BigBwanaBen
    @BigBwanaBen 7 лет назад +3526

    > Be on ISS
    >need to fill out tax return
    >whip out tactical pen
    >pressurised ink chamber explodes
    >propels window spike through observation glass
    >sucked into the vacuum of space
    >use aircraft aluminium to safely descend back to earth
    >land in the amazon
    >tax return gets wet
    >pen still writes
    >thank you statgear

    • @mint530
      @mint530 5 лет назад +28

      KaPOW I won’t like to keep this at 69 likes

    • @thesynner9972
      @thesynner9972 5 лет назад +8

      TinyGaming // tinydemonic get butted on

    • @Grammymlw
      @Grammymlw 5 лет назад +11

      Woah technology

    • @kilroy5166
      @kilroy5166 5 лет назад +18

      But the ink chamber exploded

    • @TacNuke951
      @TacNuke951 5 лет назад +88

      @@kilroy5166 and it still writes, that's how good the pen is

  • @ohthehorror4278
    @ohthehorror4278 8 лет назад +1620

    I have a tactical Fleshlight with a built in Paper shredder. I am also working on a flaming vibrator.

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 8 лет назад +45

      ouch

    • @bigyoshi2893
      @bigyoshi2893 8 лет назад +105

      +Chris Schick I can imagine sleeping and then hearing someone screaming "WRONG HOLE!"
      "

    • @onerider808
      @onerider808 8 лет назад

      +Dark Poet wow just no

    • @GrowlingMudkipz
      @GrowlingMudkipz 8 лет назад +14

      +Dark Poet Why did I read that in Peter Griffin's voice?

    • @yousifa6549
      @yousifa6549 8 лет назад +3

      +Jk Pranks and more you ar a fetus get off of youtube

  • @kobracommander9676
    @kobracommander9676 8 лет назад +1356

    a tactical pen is a pen with a 3.4 ACOG scope and lasersight

  • @mahearn4826
    @mahearn4826 7 лет назад +2513

    this pen is perfect if youre stuck at your dead end job on the 40th floor. Great for filling out your paperwork, and at the end of the day you can break the window and end your miserable life

    • @mustafam3285
      @mustafam3285 5 лет назад +90

      M Ahearn You can also complete some work on the way down........

    • @danieloverkil851r8
      @danieloverkil851r8 5 лет назад +5

      HA COMADY

    • @Lunaskyuwu
      @Lunaskyuwu 5 лет назад

      😆

    • @settonblack7889
      @settonblack7889 5 лет назад +11

      My office. Building is only one story.. so..I cant.. maybe if i land.. a certain way? Any suggestions?

    • @Bombiberite
      @Bombiberite 4 года назад +20

      @@settonblack7889 yeah if you land on your neck you can break the damn thing

  • @FifthSkip
    @FifthSkip 8 лет назад +2358

    "My life is always a struggle, as I constantly have to break windows in my everyday job. However, now that I have the tactical pen, breaking car windows and commiting grand theft auto has never been so easy!" -Car Thief 2015

    • @FifthSkip
      @FifthSkip 8 лет назад +12

      ***** Video was made in 2015

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 8 лет назад +4

      +Auryn Barron June 20
      "July 2016"
      k then

    • @sloth1277
      @sloth1277 8 лет назад +23

      Well maybe the car thief said that in 2016, did you ever think about that? :I

    • @loganoates6683
      @loganoates6683 8 лет назад

      It's 2016 you confused dweeb.

    • @loganoates6683
      @loganoates6683 8 лет назад +1

      It's 2016 you confused dweeb.

  • @JiberJuber
    @JiberJuber 8 лет назад +1111

    It's not tactical enough. It needs a red dot scope, bi-pod and combined flashlight laser module

    • @insertname5714
      @insertname5714 8 лет назад +28

      Dont forget to add the tactical knife with the tactical bottle opener

    • @nexo3060
      @nexo3060 8 лет назад +21

      +Insert Name and a tactical orange peeler and window breaker

    • @Alex-es4ms
      @Alex-es4ms 8 лет назад +7

      +Donald Trump yo "trump" wouldn't orange peelers spook you

    • @geograymon55
      @geograymon55 8 лет назад +20

      You forgot to get a bi-pod for your bi-pod.

    • @Chickenbowser
      @Chickenbowser 8 лет назад +14

      Don't forget the underslung grenade launcher. You couldn't possibly consider something luxury unless you can use it to destroy the food table at the formal garden party you're going to.

  • @DanQZ
    @DanQZ 7 лет назад +610

    "Personalized tactical pen" sounds to me like a flashlight, hidden knife, compass, sos signal, tracker, etc.
    But really? JUST a window breaker and pressurized ink?

    • @CoolUsernameUSA
      @CoolUsernameUSA 5 лет назад +23

      DanQZ Don't forget the secret mic

    • @ZaJaClt
      @ZaJaClt 5 лет назад +2

      I forgot where i heard the term tactical trousers :)

    • @misterman1371
      @misterman1371 4 года назад +7

      dont forget nuclear launch codes

    • @Scooty_
      @Scooty_ 3 года назад +3

      and it has to have a ad with Anthony Sullivan

    • @Z-I-P
      @Z-I-P 3 года назад

      Fancy seeing you here...

  • @backseatslidepuzzle
    @backseatslidepuzzle 8 лет назад +2615

    i LOVE this pen! it saved my life!
    my plane crashed in the jungle and i didn't have anything with me! but luckily, i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen in my breast pocket. Thanks to the personalized tactical window spike i managed to escape the plane by jabbing anyone trying to get out of the burning plane before me in the neck. Sadly, i apparently was the only survivor to make it out of the plane before it exploded. Then a helicopter flew over, but i only had 1 wet vertical piece of paper left! i'm doomed i thought but then i remembered that i had my trusty Personalized Tactical Pen on me! i managed to write a help me note and the helicopter must have read it and picked me up. I also got this cool scar on my arm now, do you think chicks dig scars?

  • @ninjainhotpink
    @ninjainhotpink 8 лет назад +217

    *stares off into room* "Masturbation egg?....window spike."
    keeping that thing close on recordings huh?

    • @creme8338
      @creme8338 8 лет назад +1

      nice one m8

    • @QuazarBolt
      @QuazarBolt 8 лет назад +6

      i noticed that too, he points towards it and looks too

    • @ObesePuppies
      @ObesePuppies 8 лет назад +14

      youre not attractive stop trying to be.

    • @NutellaJones
      @NutellaJones 8 лет назад +20

      +Fuentes bruh

  • @gonzo2326
    @gonzo2326 7 лет назад +331

    I got a compass with a tactical bong on it. now I can get higher when searching for munchies

  • @jcrowley1985
    @jcrowley1985 9 лет назад +534

    You know what else writes upside down? A pencil.

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 8 лет назад +2

      Now that seems unnecessary and random besides im technically a babyfur

    • @izzak26oec
      @izzak26oec 8 лет назад +39

      i hope all you fucking furries get cancer and burn in hell

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 8 лет назад +2

      +mr.tubetastic Why all the hate? What did furries do to you?

    • @izzak26oec
      @izzak26oec 8 лет назад +35

      +jcrowley1985 they fucking ruined my experience on the internet

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 8 лет назад

      +mr.tubetastic how

  • @iDubbbzTV
    @iDubbbzTV  9 лет назад +2892

    I'm first to suck dick. actually

  • @Mauricekaip
    @Mauricekaip 6 лет назад +75

    FUN FACT!
    The reason why the head rests are removeable and are spiked, are partly to be used as a window breaker.

  • @Theevil6ify
    @Theevil6ify 7 лет назад +1304

    I've taken ordinary scotch tape and invented an other-wordly hybrid of a pencil AND pen fused into one. I call it a Pen-Cil©. I just need a small donation of 15 million shekels for marketing and mass production, which *really* isn't a lot when you think about it!

    • @joelvarela4444
      @joelvarela4444 7 лет назад +62

      Kitteh how about 10 shekels and a pack of bologna

    • @joelvarela4444
      @joelvarela4444 7 лет назад +4

      I am a pro

    • @joelvarela4444
      @joelvarela4444 7 лет назад +13

      ***** final offer 12 shekels and 2 packs of Bologna

    • @oliverj9451
      @oliverj9451 7 лет назад +17

      Joel Aaron Varela-Moran aye that's pretty good

    • @oliverj9451
      @oliverj9451 7 лет назад +3

      Joel Aaron Varela-Moran

  • @CultOfWeirdness
    @CultOfWeirdness 7 лет назад +159

    finally, a pen to help me steal a laptop from somebody's locked car.

  • @LLawliet2
    @LLawliet2 5 лет назад +160

    "Nothing will change on this channel."
    "All the videogame videos will stay on here."
    "I'm going to be uploading more often here"
    I miss the happy-ass looking guy.

    • @AksamRafiz
      @AksamRafiz 4 года назад +13

      He's gone...

    • @nubnubthegreat8215
      @nubnubthegreat8215 4 года назад +8

      @@AksamRafiz thanks to the bastards who keep sending him shit
      in baggies

    • @cozbyv3
      @cozbyv3 3 года назад +7

      Happy guy lookin ass*

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 3 года назад

      @@nubnubthegreat8215
      And youtube being a bitch

    • @danglemcbingus4557
      @danglemcbingus4557 3 года назад +10

      ​@@SourChicken1856 well he also has been focusing on himself more. People who are introverts have struggled immensely adjusting back to society after these covid times. He actually seems WAY happier now on his streams then he was when he was recording these videos. Is the "n*gg@ plz gay reatrd" Idubzz the funniest version of Idubz, yes, but the way the world is now a days that will never be able to be possible again without getting DESTROYED by every major news outlet, gaming channel, keemstar type, bullshit would have a fucking amazing hay day doing that. His type of comedy now on his stream may not be funnier then his old stuff, but it is organic , and still funny! Also his doggo is so fucking cuteeeeeeee ,I want her
      TL; DR.- Idubz forsure looks happier streaming now then he seemed in his videos from this time in 2015. Kick Starter Crap is still my favorite series though.

  • @nickbryant723
    @nickbryant723 8 лет назад +578

    million dollar idea. credit card... with a bottle-opener. barkeeps would love it they can pay and drink with just one tool

    • @mrlawry2038
      @mrlawry2038 8 лет назад +4

      i love that people coment on this after 1+ year

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 8 лет назад +21

      +Mr Lawry Like comment sections usually had an expiration date, or something?

    • @mrlawry2038
      @mrlawry2038 8 лет назад +31

      idk, still i want a tactical dildo

    • @isawadelapradera6490
      @isawadelapradera6490 8 лет назад +4

      +Mr Lawry So do I, mate, so do I...

    • @aarontorres4840
      @aarontorres4840 8 лет назад +2

      how about a credit card..... ...with a serrated edge! think about it.... :o

  • @corvusalendar5405
    @corvusalendar5405 7 лет назад +94

    Personal survival pen.
    Perfect for Carjackers.
    They worked hard to get to that car, they deserve the luxury of a window spike.

  • @Laffz
    @Laffz 4 года назад +343

    When the song first started playing I 100% thought it was going to use The Office theme song

    • @jessepinkman1471
      @jessepinkman1471 4 года назад +3

      me too

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 3 года назад +5

      It's not even the same notes lmao

    • @phillyphilly1076
      @phillyphilly1076 3 года назад +6

      It’s not even close?

    • @Mr.Rax.
      @Mr.Rax. 3 года назад +16

      *hears piano*
      is office

    • @GarlicGrinder9
      @GarlicGrinder9 3 года назад +2

      They're setting up for their new awards show, the Fundies.

  • @Chipskylurk
    @Chipskylurk 7 лет назад +187

    My favorite part of any of your videos is the "BUT EDUPES!!!!" parts lmfao

  • @P4r4k
    @P4r4k 7 лет назад +209

    Ha fucking great they "made" the pen work in wet paper so that you can write your last will in the sinking car after the window breaker fails lol

  • @demongrenade2748
    @demongrenade2748 7 лет назад +640

    3:28
    Did you just imply that McDonald's is NOT one of life's finest luxuries?
    My whole life has been a lie....

    • @bruh-gn5kc
      @bruh-gn5kc 6 лет назад +22

      The #1 luxury of life is
      *W E N D Y S*

    • @janeistired3921
      @janeistired3921 6 лет назад +4

      McDonalds is fucking disgusting.

    • @Licence2Frag
      @Licence2Frag 6 лет назад +5

      IDon'tEvenKnow sure pal

    • @skull_party13
      @skull_party13 5 лет назад

      Skype group disbanded INCORRECT. It’s Taco Bell 😜

    • @re9246
      @re9246 5 лет назад +1

      And Snap-On tools are super expensive. Get with it.

  • @danielshaw604
    @danielshaw604 8 лет назад +496

    My sister got this for my fucking dad

    • @ShmowzowMacyk
      @ShmowzowMacyk 8 лет назад +101

      Does your dad steal vehicles often? Tell him happy father's day for me please.. Also kiss him really hard.

    • @danielshaw604
      @danielshaw604 8 лет назад +1

      Fahggy Dude I'm a guy

    • @rhodi112
      @rhodi112 8 лет назад +37

      +Daniel Shaw tmi m8

    • @ShmowzowMacyk
      @ShmowzowMacyk 8 лет назад +86

      That's alright, son. Tell him it's from Big Mamma.

    • @bandit8578
      @bandit8578 8 лет назад +84

      He is talking about "fucking dad" he is a daddy that fucks

  • @xxdeliiriumxx1546
    @xxdeliiriumxx1546 8 лет назад +160

    When i saw the STG on it I thought of a Pen that can shoot rapid bullets with the Fire rate of the STG-44

    • @xxdeliiriumxx1546
      @xxdeliiriumxx1546 8 лет назад +7

      Noice

    • @adrianmessina5214
      @adrianmessina5214 8 лет назад

      XxDeliiriumxX STG 44 doesn't even have a super fast fire rate

    • @xxdeliiriumxx1546
      @xxdeliiriumxx1546 8 лет назад +5

      Adrian Messina 550/600 Bullets Per Minute

    • @alexroxhissox
      @alexroxhissox 8 лет назад +4

      ...Which is slow as fuck.
      Also it's RPM [Rounds per minute]. Nice google search though.

    • @xxdeliiriumxx1546
      @xxdeliiriumxx1546 8 лет назад +3

      Alex Henderson Thats 10 Rounds per Second

  • @andrewstrausbaugh4517
    @andrewstrausbaugh4517 6 лет назад +381

    I only got that extra bag of weed cause you told me to treat myself.

  • @patronsaintoffashion2722
    @patronsaintoffashion2722 8 лет назад +84

    the space pen already exists. Seinfeld made me buy one

  • @Michael-yu2yk
    @Michael-yu2yk 8 лет назад +371

    I am on the international space station

    • @Michael-yu2yk
      @Michael-yu2yk 8 лет назад +17

      Christian Crawford yeah

    • @byronkouris8577
      @byronkouris8577 8 лет назад +26

      +Christian Crawford hey that's pretty good

    • @SqreamTheGamer
      @SqreamTheGamer 8 лет назад +1

      +CreatorHunter Man, you ruined life.

    • @moreproblematic
      @moreproblematic 8 лет назад +6

      +The BlackBird115 that's a Sherman

    • @GPCTM
      @GPCTM 8 лет назад +12

      You're not.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_International_Space_Station_visitors

  • @Qawsed951
    @Qawsed951 7 лет назад +112

    these projects would be good ideas if they weren't hyped up so damn much.
    Product: Cool pen
    Creator: THIS WILL CHANGE HOW YOU SEE THE UNIVERSE

  • @AzureKite
    @AzureKite 7 лет назад +1080

    I'm very disappointed "works while wet" isn't a porn website

  • @saraha180
    @saraha180 8 лет назад +59

    4:44 let's be honest: you're never going to need a window spike.

    • @samschmoll3307
      @samschmoll3307 7 лет назад +8

      Sarah

    • @Mick_92
      @Mick_92 7 лет назад +13

      It must be fun to imagine you are though. Like when you travel by bus and stare at those emergency hammer or lever things, making up in yur mind all kind of freaky accident scenarios in which they could be useful.

    • @thecarsonnproject4649
      @thecarsonnproject4649 Год назад +1

      Sarah

  • @JimboHimself
    @JimboHimself 4 года назад +83

    The music sounds like someone took the first few seconds of the theme from The Office, and put it on a loop.

  • @airpodwire
    @airpodwire 8 лет назад +106

    I'm on an iDubbz's marathon at 1:00 AM. What am I doing with my life?

  • @MrTzemisce
    @MrTzemisce 8 лет назад +1858

    how about window spike on bottle opener?

  • @Jayden-3
    @Jayden-3 4 года назад +39

    I love how he says a big sounding word like "dichotomy" but also says "wetted" in the same video

    • @brovid-19
      @brovid-19 3 года назад +3

      i like how you're being a big, pedantic ninny

  • @Fitzy_Fitz
    @Fitzy_Fitz 7 лет назад +568

    I want a tactical fleshlight

  • @TheFatPunisher
    @TheFatPunisher 8 лет назад +80

    IDubbbz is essentially the love child of Daniel Tosh and Johnny Knoxville

  • @cameraman5675
    @cameraman5675 7 лет назад +22

    treat yourself. all you do is GRIND, 24/7 grind

  • @andrewkvk1707
    @andrewkvk1707 8 лет назад +46

    The ISS is the WORST place to have a window spike tbh.

  • @TaurionMartell
    @TaurionMartell 9 лет назад +199

    ive got a tacticool 1liter bubba coffie mug that i bought at tactical wallmart, it has a bottle opener

    • @swaghettimemeballs4420
      @swaghettimemeballs4420 9 лет назад

      +Taurion Martell Underrated comment.

    • @nics.projects
      @nics.projects 8 лет назад

      +Taurion Martell does it have a window smasher?

    • @TaurionMartell
      @TaurionMartell 8 лет назад +1

      Slayer Productions im sure it can smash through a window if you throw it hard enough. so in turn it is a window smasher ;)

    • @kevinpopescu9741
      @kevinpopescu9741 8 лет назад +2

      +Taurion Martell
      google "tactical beer mug"
      it's a thing and it's cool as fuck.

    • @TaurionMartell
      @TaurionMartell 8 лет назад

      Popescu Kevin i need a battle mug, with a red dot sight

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 5 лет назад +48

    @4:57
    Ooohhhh, so THAT'S how Ricegum wrote his diss track.

    • @remorse9481
      @remorse9481 5 лет назад +5

      This comment is really underrated 😂

    • @katbird2699
      @katbird2699 5 лет назад +4

      @@remorse9481 why thank you dear Sir

    • @chad4921
      @chad4921 4 года назад

      you mean thats how ricecum's ghostwriter wrote his diss track

  • @rileyfreeman7836
    @rileyfreeman7836 7 лет назад +70

    all jokes aside the pen is useful here in Canada, we aren't allowed to carry weapons like pepper spray or knives so you could carry this and you can't be charged as long as they can't prove you intended to use it as a weapon

    • @Kremit_the_Forg
      @Kremit_the_Forg 5 лет назад +12

      Wait... you mean Canada as in "land of grizzly bears and fucking skyscraper-tall moose"-Canada?
      Well... I mean... I guess there is no point in allowing your people to carry pepperspray if you need a damn howitzer for everything.

    • @dragdown5900
      @dragdown5900 5 лет назад +9

      @@Kremit_the_Forg not funny didn't laugh

    • @chriswearsblackforces8224
      @chriswearsblackforces8224 5 лет назад +12

      @@Kremit_the_Forg not funny didn't laugh

    • @ZaJaClt
      @ZaJaClt 5 лет назад

      Carry an empty bottle

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 5 лет назад +3

      A window spike can't really be used as a weapon

  • @8rlx0
    @8rlx0 7 лет назад +38

    But idups, ther is no upsid down on a international spejc steition.

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 6 лет назад

      8x Earth will always be the Humans beacon for down anywhere in space.

  • @blakeg4166
    @blakeg4166 4 года назад +4

    Snapon is life finest luxurys lmao im surprised he even knows the brand. Mechanics know.

    • @hunterhall3733
      @hunterhall3733 3 года назад

      Thought the same thing lol

    • @brianrathbun8101
      @brianrathbun8101 3 года назад

      The only luxurious crap i own is snap on.

    • @blakeg4166
      @blakeg4166 3 года назад

      @@brianrathbun8101 its a money trap lol

  • @VicVegaBlonde
    @VicVegaBlonde 8 лет назад +85

    Would it have saved people from 9/11? No it wouldn't because you cant break those windows without a plane

    • @marimoomin
      @marimoomin 8 лет назад +3

      Woah,dude!You're about to cut everyone here with that edge!Did you have to make it that edgy?

    • @SuGaRxxRuSh1
      @SuGaRxxRuSh1 8 лет назад

      Or melt steel beams

    • @Clavin7867
      @Clavin7867 8 лет назад

      But its made of aircraft aluminum

    • @greatsage1288
      @greatsage1288 8 лет назад +3

      See? Even planes have window breakers!

    • @TheWumbler
      @TheWumbler 8 лет назад +6

      +Great Sage tactical planes

  • @thunderchad6973
    @thunderchad6973 7 лет назад +41

    Just imagine an astronaut watching edups on the international space station

    • @devenerdman4370
      @devenerdman4370 6 лет назад

      It wouldnt happen.. But id always hope it would and theyd comment

  • @ginnrollins211
    @ginnrollins211 7 лет назад +33

    This should have a Kickstarter Crap: Where Are They Now episode.

  • @user-sg4mn3oo7m
    @user-sg4mn3oo7m 8 лет назад +119

    HELLP, one of my friends enjoys jinx's videos what do i do?!?!?

    • @user-sg4mn3oo7m
      @user-sg4mn3oo7m 8 лет назад +6

      ok thank you! :D

    • @masymase5079
      @masymase5079 8 лет назад +21

      You fucking break him.

    • @user-sg4mn3oo7m
      @user-sg4mn3oo7m 8 лет назад +5

      Coyoteeeez will do >:)

    • @user-sg4mn3oo7m
      @user-sg4mn3oo7m 8 лет назад +8

      EpYkmonkey THE ONLY THING FOR THIS JOB IS... IS... THE Personalized Tactical Pen
      k

    • @airmanfpv964
      @airmanfpv964 8 лет назад

      SliKUS fuck them both
      they make money off of other peoples stuff

  • @slothworks7032
    @slothworks7032 8 лет назад +46

    I have a military pen, steel. I like it, because I always break off the clips on plastic pens. Plus, it looks cool.
    No window spike though.

    • @-kappa-2960
      @-kappa-2960 8 лет назад +25

      Dat shit aint a mans pen fuck that, you need a windowspike to be a true hoodprankster/jonx

    • @jackryan5880
      @jackryan5880 8 лет назад +2

      +- Kappa - why do people show that mans face? Is it a meme?

    • @danielf.6207
      @danielf.6207 8 лет назад

      yeah look up kappa

  • @bradleysiliven4009
    @bradleysiliven4009 3 года назад +5

    Still the best content on RUclips years later

  • @trevoranderson7182
    @trevoranderson7182 8 лет назад +34

    Well, a tactical pen is basically a pen reinforced with aerospace grade aluminum. Write with it, fly with it, jump out of a C-130 with it, itll still be there for you. Mainly its meant to jab people in their soft spots with it. But WHY DA FUCK would you need it to be CUSTOMIZABLE?!?!

  • @JasonWMorningwood
    @JasonWMorningwood 9 лет назад +49

    If i spend 34$ on a pen I expect the ink to be at least fucking virgin blood or something

    • @ahenryb1
      @ahenryb1 9 лет назад +4

      I would expect it to transform into a knife so I may obtain virgin blood for myself. You know..... For science.

    • @rapidrotation
      @rapidrotation 9 лет назад

      Jason W. Morningwood I expect a transformers robot pen that can jizz ink on my face when i show him robot hentai.

    • @samsontoadal5280
      @samsontoadal5280 9 лет назад

      Jason W. Morningwood I expect it to vibrate so i can use it as a sex toy...not a bad kickstarter idea actually

    • @getrekt7613
      @getrekt7613 9 лет назад +1

      ahenryb1 Please apply thermal paste to burnt area.

  • @nemernemer
    @nemernemer 7 лет назад +14

    Actually, most pens can't write upside down over a longer duration, because they are indeed designed to utilize gravity for inking the ball. Pens that write upside down uses nitrogen cartridges to push a quick-dry gel out the tip.

    • @SourChicken1856
      @SourChicken1856 3 года назад +6

      But then again: Who the fuck would write a 300 pages book upside down besides Astronauts?

  • @slimjimmypage
    @slimjimmypage 8 лет назад +122

    Snap-On make some pretty luxurious tools. I'd consider owning those a luxury.

    • @Skwerll
      @Skwerll 8 лет назад +8

      Exactly. When he said Snap-On made shitty tools, I was disappointed in the lack of research done as to what Snap-On is - a professional (and expensive) tool producer. Harbor Freight and Craftsman make much shittier tools, although I'll admit Craftsman actually has a decent name.

    • @slimjimmypage
      @slimjimmypage 8 лет назад +1

      Jaret Snyder
      I really like my Craftsmen tool chests but their
      tools can be pretty horrendous. I'm slightly ashamed to admit I have a large collection of Pittsburgh tools... They're pretty low-quality, it's true.

    • @RealBagels
      @RealBagels 8 лет назад +8

      +Jaret Snyder he never said they made shitty tools just that they had a gay name.

    • @TheSandvichTrials
      @TheSandvichTrials 8 лет назад +1

      What he said was that they don't appeal to the bullshit luxury lifestyle the way this company is trying to. Yeah just let me get my Snap-On from my Jag and go sample some fine wines.

    • @vanamburgben
      @vanamburgben 7 лет назад

      What tool company really screams luxury, if not Snap-On? They are, by far, the most expensive and high-end tools on the market. If they're not the highest quality tools an average tech can buy, idk what is.

  • @ryanmullen7938
    @ryanmullen7938 8 лет назад +17

    Shit u not, got an ad for the pen before the video! No joke.

    • @zawzero
      @zawzero 8 лет назад

      What is so special about it?

    • @ben_pedelty
      @ben_pedelty 6 лет назад

      zawzero its tactical

  • @greengatorade8445
    @greengatorade8445 5 лет назад +23

    "thanks for watching, sweet babies"
    did anyone see that
    *DID ANYONE SEE THAT*

  • @joshhooke8834
    @joshhooke8834 8 лет назад +164

    Where can I buy a tactical bong?

    • @quiche6400
      @quiche6400 8 лет назад

      www.BongyDongy.com

    • @arvidbergman
      @arvidbergman 8 лет назад +6

      www.workswhilewet.com

    • @willdevlaming
      @willdevlaming 8 лет назад

      +Arvid Bergman holy fuck that's a real website

    • @arvidbergman
      @arvidbergman 8 лет назад

      willdevlaming never click links that might be real.

    • @quiche6400
      @quiche6400 8 лет назад

      My god

  • @bighoss3405
    @bighoss3405 7 лет назад +177

    My dad buys this kinda of shit like metal pens and expensive pens weird knives and stuff

    • @ashdyrdek
      @ashdyrdek 7 лет назад +16

      Jacob Phelps knives aren't weird

    • @Tusks32
      @Tusks32 7 лет назад +27

      normal knives are great, but weird knives are weird knives and usually for a useless reason

    • @bighoss3405
      @bighoss3405 7 лет назад +5

      ll_DaRk_ll F3arXmexlIIl i know, they are just weird and super tactcal

    • @bordyll5512
      @bordyll5512 7 лет назад +1

      Jacob Phelps have a good day!

    • @ethanpptouch8305
      @ethanpptouch8305 7 лет назад

      Martina Rella knives*

  • @unibomber96
    @unibomber96 4 года назад +13

    I thought he was going to do an 9/11 meme when he said “ aircraft aluminum “

  • @vissova
    @vissova 8 лет назад +19

    >Life's finest luxuries
    >a fucking pen

  • @TooMuchSascha
    @TooMuchSascha 8 лет назад +54

    All of these kickstarter videos have the same fucking royalty free piano music playing, or some happy little tune in the background, they're all the same.

  • @bxnny6657
    @bxnny6657 4 года назад +14

    "But idusp, u hav to admit it is pratty cool pan, it has lazer engraffing an also u don know how i lif my life.

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane 9 лет назад +12

    4:25 THROWBACK ALERT AAAAAH

    • @Redrais
      @Redrais 9 лет назад +1

      Uncle Dane I just pooped my pants.

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 9 лет назад

      Redrais Blaaaaargh!

    • @Doyledeth
      @Doyledeth 9 лет назад

      +Redrais Dude, you aren't funny. You obviously think you are because you keep saying that in almost every comment. It's lame and you're not witty at all.

    • @fragrantlord3406
      @fragrantlord3406 9 лет назад

      +Uncle Dane O hai dere Uncle Dane ma man

    • @home1star
      @home1star 22 дня назад

      uncle

  • @MeisPip
    @MeisPip 9 лет назад +44

    these things never needed to be funded... they have been around for years... hell there have been ones for years that are a pen, lazer pointer, and touchscreen tip, and yes the glass breaker

    • @Ascalis1
      @Ascalis1 8 лет назад +9

      +Pip Why must you ruin the illusion with such trivial taradiddles like "sense" and "facts" and "proper money management"?

    • @1squeamishneophyte
      @1squeamishneophyte 8 лет назад +3

      +Pip You're just prejudiced against the tactical community.

    • @MeisPip
      @MeisPip 8 лет назад +2

      BiscuitHead I own a lot of "tactical" things including a tactical pen that i got two years before this ever became a kickstarter... thing... do they have names?

    • @1squeamishneophyte
      @1squeamishneophyte 8 лет назад +1

      Pip You're no tactician pal.

    • @stevehurley12
      @stevehurley12 8 лет назад +1

      +MeisPip I identify as a tactic and this offends me.

  • @absinthe4705
    @absinthe4705 4 года назад +11

    ironically snap-on are high grade mechanic tools

    • @oliverman-ff5gu
      @oliverman-ff5gu 3 года назад

      It's one of my life's finest luxuries as a mechanic

  • @KJCollections
    @KJCollections 7 лет назад +10

    I've watched a good majority of edups vids and 8:43 gets me every time

  • @imorange6016
    @imorange6016 8 лет назад +24

    My dad has a "tactical" pen he can stab 1" into a phone book.

    • @TSUNAMI-MAMI
      @TSUNAMI-MAMI 8 лет назад +41

      Moose gardiner that is called a shank, son.

  • @rayneedaze308
    @rayneedaze308 3 года назад +4

    7:20 caught me off-guard because I'm an ecologist and I have to do just that on a regular basis lul. Just found it funny because it's an oddly specific situation that I have been through. Oh and I just use a pencil, it does the job. So even in my situation this pen isn't going to be any more helpful than a regular one. But I guess I don't deserve it anyways because I didn't work hard amirite.

  • @Chimera6297
    @Chimera6297 8 лет назад +79

    workswhilewet is a camgirl site.

    • @DiMattesa1
      @DiMattesa1 8 лет назад +5

      ohh my god is it really?

    • @rashidatyler4493
      @rashidatyler4493 8 лет назад +4

      +Jeremy DiMattesa he's lying

    • @DiMattesa1
      @DiMattesa1 8 лет назад +4

      Rashida Tyler awh darn would have been funny.

    • @Chimera6297
      @Chimera6297 8 лет назад +12

      Rashida Tyler dude, look it up, I'm not joking.

    • @DiMattesa1
      @DiMattesa1 8 лет назад +11

      x17Chimera ohh my god it actually is hahaha thats perfect.

  • @talynhastime9343
    @talynhastime9343 7 лет назад +23

    This kickstarter makes little sense with its "you deserve something special" or whatever because, barring those specifically used for art, pens are for mundane tasks or work; you'd be essentially buying a product to help you work harder, not give you reprieve from toiling at the office all day. I think the phrase "treat yourself" applies to things that are specifically supposed to help you relax or for fun..

    • @Landfall364
      @Landfall364 6 лет назад +1

      What if you go window spiking for fun?

  • @smockmaster65
    @smockmaster65 Год назад +5

    Come back to this video just to hear him say "Nothing's changing on this channel"

  • @DF.NickFury
    @DF.NickFury 7 лет назад +28

    Tacti-cool yes, tactical no.

  • @tomkyosmomke6049
    @tomkyosmomke6049 7 лет назад +16

    I'm on the International space station writing upside down and sideways

  • @TurtleShellProductions
    @TurtleShellProductions 2 года назад +2

    Classic Idubbbz was the f**king best.

  • @91MoonKnight
    @91MoonKnight 8 лет назад +31

    Is this pen "organic"?

  • @amememachine8974
    @amememachine8974 8 лет назад +60

    A real tactical pen would have a knife in it, like the one my friend has.

    • @flyingsloth730
      @flyingsloth730 8 лет назад +2

      your friend has a pen that has a knife in it?, thats awesome! also KICK STARTER IDEA" a bottle cap opener that is also a a window breaker"

    • @amememachine8974
      @amememachine8974 8 лет назад +5

      +Flying Sloth good idea. If you want a pen knife, just go to a renaissance fair.

    • @attilafitch6565
      @attilafitch6565 7 лет назад +1

      This very product actually has that now. They read this comment.

  • @Acypto
    @Acypto 5 лет назад +7

    6:28 for a sec i thought he was gonna say “It even works under water :D” but phil swift wasnt a meme back then

  • @veeveri
    @veeveri 7 лет назад +10

    iDubbbz looks like he just got out of the army. actually. noice heir m8

  • @mthoyland
    @mthoyland 7 лет назад +57

    Snap-On actually is pretty expensive lol

  • @charliemucha7918
    @charliemucha7918 5 лет назад +15

    Not to be that guy.....
    But snap-on makes luxury tools

    • @barryhewitt3921
      @barryhewitt3921 4 года назад

      I was thinking the same thing...

    • @FV4030
      @FV4030 4 года назад

      Luxury?! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!
      No, the only thing Snap-On have going for them is the lifetime warranty and even that is being offered by other manufacturers nowadays.
      Pick up a Snap-On tool from the 70's/80's then you've got a thing of beauty. Their current offerings are passable at best.

    • @BlackuLaLa
      @BlackuLaLa 3 года назад

      They aren't luxury tools. They're higher-end high quality tools. What is a luxury tool? Do you just mean expensive?

  • @ssmishsmashh
    @ssmishsmashh 8 лет назад +14

    I got a pen from them. Has a pistol grip, picatinny rail, and an EOTech.

  • @leonfx8750
    @leonfx8750 8 лет назад +12

    Big Smoke: Lifes finest luxuries are A NUMBA 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 11 WITH EXTRA SPICE

    • @cottonfacemalone2338
      @cottonfacemalone2338 8 лет назад +6

      "I'll take two numba 9s, a numba 9 large, a numba 6 with extra dip, two numba 45s one with cheese and a large soda."

    • @voltagebinary
      @voltagebinary 8 лет назад +2

      +Anonymous Memer "...a cherries jubilee and that's it...."

    • @miniclip1162
      @miniclip1162 8 лет назад +2

      Smoke! Stop stuffin' your face and start popping them Ballas!

    • @cottonfacemalone2338
      @cottonfacemalone2338 8 лет назад +3

      +miniclip1162 "shit you made me spill ketchup all over the seat!"

    • @jacob3233
      @jacob3233 8 лет назад

      Lol

  • @skippingrhyme4386
    @skippingrhyme4386 5 лет назад +2

    5:02 When he started Scribbling I couldn't help but Giggle with Anticipation of his reaction LMAO

  • @borismorris9841
    @borismorris9841 7 лет назад +16

    "I'm not here to shit on the point" 😂

  • @TuxedoedChris
    @TuxedoedChris 7 лет назад +52

    Im a Valet, and this would actually be hella useful. I run around in the rain, and write against walls and shit. Minimum wage doesn't really make this affordable though .

    • @lani5853
      @lani5853 7 лет назад +4

      sharpie

    • @chalachouchou
      @chalachouchou 6 лет назад +18

      well you know.. you can just
      use a regular pen

    • @vincentslone1463
      @vincentslone1463 6 лет назад +9

      There are cheaper ones out there, this idea isn't new by any means. Go to BladeHQ and search for "Tactical Pen", you'll notice that even Gerber makes a tactical pen. Most of the people that buy these are people active LE, military, or EMT's. If you're out on the battlefield you REALLY can't use a BIC pen, because it's not optimised for every environment. As far as this kickstarter is concerned, I don't quite understand what's unique about THEIR pen. These have been around for over a decade, this is by no means unique. This pen is far from useless, it's just not intended to be used by EVERYONE. Watch the HBO mini-series "Generation Kill", and you'll notice several of the officers using these.

    • @adamszuszkiewicz1709
      @adamszuszkiewicz1709 6 лет назад +3

      Just get any pen that uses a Fisher space pen refill, a fisher space pen is like 20 bucks, I got my brass one for 15 bucks

  • @auxcide
    @auxcide Год назад +2

    The window spike is indeed the new bottle opener

  • @valkyriefandango252
    @valkyriefandango252 8 лет назад +419

    Why don't the astronauts just use a pencil?

    • @zawzero
      @zawzero 8 лет назад +23

      Seriously?

    • @extragluten9346
      @extragluten9346 8 лет назад +149

      Valkyrie Fandango lead fragments can break off, and when I zero gravity can go into their throats and cause poisoning

    • @zawzero
      @zawzero 8 лет назад +144

      Rohan Manohar
      Most importantly they get into the equipment and cause shortages

    • @valkyriefandango252
      @valkyriefandango252 8 лет назад +73

      Rohan Manohar Well I learned something today. Thanks friend..

    • @zawzero
      @zawzero 8 лет назад +104

      Valkyrie Fandango
      There is also a urban myth "NASA built a pen for 10 million, USSR used a pencil" - When infact the USSR bought the biros from the NASA when they saw they had shortages and equipment damage

  • @IchiJewSan
    @IchiJewSan 8 лет назад +8

    Built in window breaker for all astronaut window breaking needs.

  • @idriscarney5299
    @idriscarney5299 6 лет назад +3

    The window spike is there so you really can “have life’s finest luxuries”

  • @clapreload8305
    @clapreload8305 7 лет назад +31

    most pens can't consistently write upside down. they only reason it works for a second is because they have a little ink on the tip

    • @tas309
      @tas309 5 лет назад +7

      Use a pencil

    • @kr-dl9yu
      @kr-dl9yu 5 лет назад +2

      @@AdoringFan000 woah kinky

    • @TrishaMitchell101
      @TrishaMitchell101 5 лет назад

      Most pens also can't consistently write when the paper is wet.

    • @Theos1919
      @Theos1919 5 лет назад

      wrong

    • @shiftybtw5711
      @shiftybtw5711 5 лет назад +1

      They have cheap ass blue pens that you can hold any way you want. You can hold it with your dicktip and write backwards

  • @dee-kay4311
    @dee-kay4311 8 лет назад +12

    I love how he couldn't think of a third thing to put a window spike on so he looked around and said the first thing he saw
    Apparently a masturbating egg was the first thing he saw

  • @nicolehessling1
    @nicolehessling1 5 лет назад +1

    Your videos are pure gold. Even three years later.

  • @DontoSquare
    @DontoSquare 8 лет назад +36

    It sounds like a 7 kill scorestreak

    • @33Flamengo
      @33Flamengo 8 лет назад +23

      "Tactical pen on standby"

    • @arafluko3487
      @arafluko3487 8 лет назад

      +33Flamengo "Click to fire missiles from overhead mothership."

    • @GardenFootCreature
      @GardenFootCreature 8 лет назад +18

      "Tactical pen strike inbound"

    • @valentingarcia8000
      @valentingarcia8000 8 лет назад

      "Enemy tactical pen inbound, take cover"

    • @foxtrot8351
      @foxtrot8351 8 лет назад

      "TACTICAL PEN INCOMING!"

  • @profanegunman7586
    @profanegunman7586 9 лет назад +14

    Aircraft aluminum? The only thing that would make this a cool pen is if you put wings on it and it was able to fly/glide.

    • @Redrais
      @Redrais 9 лет назад +2

      Profane Gunman I just pooped my pants.

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 9 лет назад +8

      Redrais Stop saying that over and over!

    • @profanegunman7586
      @profanegunman7586 8 лет назад

      Weird Al-eks I just pooped my pants. For what reason? No reason, pants are the most convenient toilets of them all.

    • @kitkat9322
      @kitkat9322 8 лет назад

      I just pooped my shirt.

  • @magicalframe9441
    @magicalframe9441 4 года назад +2

    honestly, snap-on is one of life's finest luxuries

  • @BigSnuff
    @BigSnuff 8 лет назад +12

    you cant write upside down in space. you are never upside down in space.

  • @shanefowlstone
    @shanefowlstone 8 лет назад +74

    I carry one of these around for self defense, you can easily kill someone with it

    • @ridgeriderrc761
      @ridgeriderrc761 6 лет назад

      Sangodan until you have been hit by one you wont know. Temple shot ....dead... any where in the face broken bones. Pressure points.. same as a kubaton

    • @ridgeriderrc761
      @ridgeriderrc761 6 лет назад +1

      Sangodan you are a dumb ass..

  • @KamilDeKerel
    @KamilDeKerel 4 года назад +2

    have watched this video 3-4 times now and just now found the sentence "Thats the point of a window spike" interesting

  • @MOBISHELEVEN
    @MOBISHELEVEN 8 лет назад +24

    what if you are scooba diving and a hot mermaid babe wants to give you her number?