💯. You can tell stav actually went to school in the city and shit. I only know a few people who sound like that, from dundalk mostly, and stavs impression is spot on lol.
@@yocaro7873 Had you heard cumtown before? Cause this was my introduction to them and I don't think I've ever laughed more intensely at a youtube video before
Stav fucking kills this impression, God damn lol. Go to the hard yacht cafe, in dundalk. You'll hear at least a dozen white dudes, hammered, talking like this
@@TheFuster dude cmon down to hard yacht and you'll see the true white men of baltimore. We will be discussing Lamar Jackson's race and salary negotiations.
@@derekhargest5630 It's actually unnerving how good it is. One time they were doing a "dundalk guy" bit and kept talking about chicken boxes and berger cookies and now I'm so hungry.
Bro... i literally was looking for the baltimore accents compilation a day or two ago and now here you are posting one... either theres some sort of conspiracy or im having insane deja vu
You should work the drive through at the Wise ave dunkin donuts sometime, that was an experience. You probably got coffee from me if you live in dundalk
The one voice Stav can do infinitely better than Nick.
💯. You can tell stav actually went to school in the city and shit. I only know a few people who sound like that, from dundalk mostly, and stavs impression is spot on lol.
Superbowl Sunday Stav
Nick sounds like he's doing more of a Philadelphia accent, which he's done pretty well in other bits on the show.
@@johnfarr8593 Baltimore accent, is almost the same though tbh. White dudes in Baltimore who have that accent, sound like dudes from Philly.
This and Pierre St. Pierre’s Cajun
The "have ses" always cracks me up
Ya so anyway do you want to go into my s-uh Chevy Cavalier in the back seat and have ses?
sessual intercourse
Sehs
Now Napa... they doin a lil sis'teen second video bout it
"They say he's the smartest man from Baltimore" - "Yeah, I've never choked on a button".
You might not be able to appreciate how good these impressions are but at least you don't live in Baltimore.
That's where your wrong 💀😏
Dude fuck baltimore
B More jealous
I got the best of both worlds. I work with a guy from Baltimore and he sounds exactly like Stav, but we're 2500 miles away from there.
All of them except the black one its still funny somehow though
stav's accent is so specific to young dundalk trash in the 00s, yo.
The oe oes, broe
No he needs more methadone
This sounds like half of the crowd at jimmy's, on football Sundays, on the outside deck upstairs. 2019 even lol
He sounds like walt jr from breaking bad
@@justinnolan966 no?
Sometimes I smile when I think about someone searching for a baltimore accent video example and stumbling upon this gem
If only Kathy Bates could have heard this before she tried to do it in AHS lol
Literally what happened me 😂😂
@@yocaro7873 Had you heard cumtown before? Cause this was my introduction to them and I don't think I've ever laughed more intensely at a youtube video before
@@mikeposner8563 I have never heard of them before. This was quite an introduction 😂😂
I was looking for the kid that was in the school doing vids with the Baltimore accent and stumbled across this channel😂
If you're not from eastern MD you might think Stav is hamming it up but he's seriously spot on
is that the truth, Daddy?
@@mikeposner8563 he is correct
@@KM-fb1kw thanks Daddy
Facts, I always thought the hood accent in Baltimore was funny with the “tuu’s” and “duu’s”
He really is
"Yo this fucking ocean taste fucking weird yo." Being from Baltimore, This is literally my favorite shit
Hahaha same- they’re spot on with the yos. Stav especially. First time I’ve heard somebody do that in an impression hahaha it’s so accurate
We are utterly populated by Jessie Pinkman clones
I feel like this is Stav's natural accent, he just suppresses it.
He already speaks in a Baltimore accent just not as thick as the one he does here. Nick still has mid-Atlantic accent though it’s pretty mild.
listen to nick say "onions"
stav literally is his baltimore guy character in like every way
The way he says ‘sex’ and ‘Mexicans’ In Dundalk is amazing
Omg the mention of Dundalk!!! That’s my Home town- we call it dun dock
You know they only named Ocean city because they were by the water and couldn't think of anything else.
They were by the ocean*
Issa city by da Ocean
eastern shore shit
@@Skydrag.V60 Nah they were "down the ocean"
Eaushin
We call ocean, wooder.
Oh shit you watch these? Dope vids bro
@@Jackapher bridesburg baby!!
@@Jackapher these baltimore durts stolt our assent
Literally an hour ago my mom told me "Hey hon, can you refill my wooder boodle from the zinc?" and only now do I realize how broken it sounds. .
That's good police right there
Baltimore accent is one of my favorite bits. I love east coast trash yo
You can just say east coast
By far my favorite bit of theirs
Baltimore is it’s own entity- you can’t lump us into an eastern American accent
This shit literally is one of the few things that makes my life worth living
What, ocean?
A gay man on the internet loves you.
My best friend nick is hella depressed and he hasn't killed himself yet. If you do it it makes you gayer than him 🤣🤣🤣
damn that's bleak
You must be from dundalk
Stav fucking kills this impression, God damn lol. Go to the hard yacht cafe, in dundalk. You'll hear at least a dozen white dudes, hammered, talking like this
Hard yacht cafe: And it’s a big boat where you can get a cappuccino and have gay sex
Omg someone else who knows hard yacht 😂
@@cinnbonne4086 dude hard yacht is the spot
No way in hell that’s the name of a real place
@@TheFuster dude cmon down to hard yacht and you'll see the true white men of baltimore. We will be discussing Lamar Jackson's race and salary negotiations.
"slippers you done stole from the comfort inn" is so on point i swear i've heard it for real out in the world at one point..
Made a lil ocean when I was lisnen ta this
White or yellow, yo?
@@danendrahartawan9268 bofe
I absolutely love their Baltimore shenanigans. Especially as someone living in Essex lmao.
Aye Dundalk gang
if people only knew how GOOD stav's is. perfect 20 something dundalk.
essex gang represent
@@derekhargest5630 It's actually unnerving how good it is. One time they were doing a "dundalk guy" bit and kept talking about chicken boxes and berger cookies and now I'm so hungry.
Owings mills baby
I’ve heard all these bits at least 40 times, still I click
One of us! One of us!
@Wrulol no, this is the underground shit so keep it quiet
Dont forget the extra times you heard adam butchering them as stolen bits
This and Andres steakhouse
My friends are so funny. They make me laugh all the time when we hang out
As someone raised in the DMV Stav's accent is fucking perfect
This is a rare instance where stav Is funnier than nick.
💯
Bro, Nick's inspiration stems from Stav's laughs and Stav's/Adam's suggestions.
baltimore voice is literally the only funny thing stav does
@@ezemarkel you bozo. There’s so many funny stav things. You must have a horrendous sense of humour
@@jaredshepard8581 truly
The Indian Annapolis shit was too specific to my life
Let's get some fucking crab cakes, man!
"My cloient has never uh, done anytingg before wrong before dis, sooou you should probably just let him gouu".
Did he mention how black people from Baltimore speak like they're half Brittish
as someone who lives in Baltimore this is perfect
Pretty awesome that he’s a mascot for the ravens now
Now I want the next GTA game to take place in Baltimore so that all the characters have Bal'more accents.
Idk why but the amount of detail Stav starts with in that very first clip always makes me laugh
I miss this podcast.
it had to end sometime. except it clearly didnt need to, at all
@@jemimallah2591 i just want my friends back :(
They tried to give us the signs to stop drinking alone every night with them and move on, but they’re not right. They’re wrong.
“Ball-T-More?!? Wuzzz Dat?”-Tony Montana
"tewsdee" is SPOT ON
I've been rewatching The Wire and I keep on thinking about their Baltimore accent bits..
I am good friends with a coworker from Baltimore I showed him this and he got visibly upset lol
He should go back to the gay napa
not really a high bar
Ah yes a casual walk by the bay with my best friends
‘Sess’ slays me yo
The Honduran man was probably the hardest I laughed all month.
Stav's impression is spot on. You can hear the accent come through at times in his regular voice.
stav kills the OWE when saying words with 'O' and TEWWW when saying "to" on the Baltimore accents im in teaars laughing
My favorite impression is the one my friend Nick does of a sad central American man
L’Hannibal has had me laughing for 10 minutes
15:55 This almost made me die. I was coughing for 2 straight minutes.
Worth it.
bew jersey made me require a heimlich
What a sonorous dialect, really beautiful.
“They will send me to yaaaale” is a top 10 mulldog one-liner
I’ve been waiting for this comp for my entire life
I love being from md. They mentioned my town 1 time and i came with excitement
That's the most action we will ever get unless we watch an Indy film about post it notes on the east coast 💀
@@TheFiReLoRd777 😂"the bay"
Damn Stav said Louisville right. My boy is broadening his horizons.
Respect
that’s what i was thinkin. what a legend
It’s only a city of 700,000 people. Stav showing why he’s called ‘the mind’.
@@Garrett1240 A city-county of 700,000*. Such a stupid merger lol.
The mid-atlantic bits, especially the Bam ones are the best
Stav kills it with the Baltimore accent
... buh' da brihfust?
sup black L ron
The auditory equivalent of a white guy in a xxl purple Marc ecko tee riding a girl's huffy bike down the side of holabird avenue
The Hannibal Lecter bit is killer.
This was the compilation I dreamt of! Thanks
This clip makes us mid Atlantic’s laugh quite hard. All we need is a Rockville/little Tel Aviv bit to top it off
British guy hardly understanding any of this but somehow laughing anyway 🤣
Watch The Wire, season 2 specifically.
@@FridatheGator Precisely do this.
😂😂 yeah that is true. You'll hear some legit bmore accent on there too.
@@FridatheGator it’s because there’s an area just outside of London called Essex and a place in Ireland called Dundalk
I have decided that this is my favorite cumtown bit. It's the one I come back to the most and it just never fails to make me laugh.
Its gotta be officer honda element for me
this is very good but the sheer stupidity of gene hackman's big baby tits wins it for me
Epardy is one of the all time great eps
What episode is it? I can't find it anywhere and I've been searching nonstook
My stomach hurt, I must have missed this one idk how I never heard that before
@@mikeposner8563 The episode is literally called “epardy.” This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read.
Ya got ahny ah dat sweet oshun?
as someone from maryland, this is fucking spot on
L’Hannibal
9:34 is so I can always come back to this.
bout to make "BOOYAH!" my text tone
I can't wait for stav to return to his home waters of Baltimore
So people from Baltimore sound exactly like Walter White's son? Checks out.
i’m from baltimore but somehow i didn’t end up with this accent. all my local cousins sound exactly like this though
Bro... i literally was looking for the baltimore accents compilation a day or two ago and now here you are posting one... either theres some sort of conspiracy or im having insane deja vu
7:12 I love the little Vinnie roast
Finally there’s a comp for this
Yes its the sticky waters of the Chesapeake Gay that touches the shores of Baltimore.
Shout out to Essex and how crime is getting worse everyday.
- Catonsville
I’ve been waiting for this one
i lived in glen burnie when i was in the military, and i connected with this bit so profoundly, man
Ever since I started listening to 2 this podcast people from bmore have just been appearing in my life
I love this bit. Living in DE, but the accent is damn close to what the Delaware accent sounds like.
You ain't black
@@nonamesinenomine I'm not black, but I am gay, and that's what matters.
False, the only person to have ever lived I'm Delaware is Ian Fidance
war and peace by toystory
I’ve watched this like 30 times yo
Now I’m homesick
This hits different when you lived in Dundalk
I thought this accent was fake until "we own this city"
The whole bit at 2:56 just sounds like a few dudes I know from Glen Burnie.
I got white ocean all over my Flacco super bowl jersey
first riff is legendary
E pills which I call rava beans lmao
Dude I've been looking for this compilation for months. Thank you for putting it up.
BTW I'm gay
Stringer Bell sells some nice property in the high rises. Loft departments... real noice.
Sheeit him and Senator Davis got a line to that goose. The one that lays them golden eggs.
He rainmade ya
Sheeeeeeeeeeit
Baltimore Ocean’s 11
I hate regular ocean. It don't taste like anything.
like southern sweet tea, Baltimore sweet Ocean
As someone from Leicester, United Kingdom this is spot on.
My condolences
@JafacaksWasTaken Lol I lied I'm not from Leicester, United Kindgom however I am f
gay.
God I love when they shit in md. best parts of the podcast
You should work the drive through at the Wise ave dunkin donuts sometime, that was an experience.
You probably got coffee from me if you live in dundalk
This one is awesome
“morge”
Loved adam on this
Stav is the master of this voice, yo
Nick paints such vivid funny pictures lol
15:55 "I live in Boo Jersey."
Classic 👌🏼
Damn I love this bit hadn’t even heard half this video before
War and peace by Toy Story lmao
There's no N-less shrimp but aside from that this compilation is perfect
As soon as stav said Danny ocean it was a classic
Ah I love my state .. I live on the Patuxent Ocean
Nice ocean, I'm by the Potomac ocean myself. And I'm gay.
eperdy