Jason Isbell Releases The Saddest Song Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Grammy winner Jason Isbell has written plenty of songs with dark themes, but until now, he had never written the saddest song ever.
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Комментарии • 228

  • @funyuns77
    @funyuns77 7 лет назад +139

    "but, that's not all my 180 min four chord song..." that made me spit out my tea lol

    • @Nicolailund15
      @Nicolailund15 3 года назад +2

      That and the 10.000 dead family dogs lmao

  • @droidgeist
    @droidgeist 7 лет назад +371

    Even his joke songs are better than most out there.

    • @davislankford8718
      @davislankford8718 6 лет назад +11

      Ed Hye yeah honestly I was kinda like dang I wish he would actually release this😂

    • @user-do2ev2hr7h
      @user-do2ev2hr7h 3 года назад +3

      @@davislankford8718 Same. Just from the bit he does here, I think he could probably produce a hilarious parody album.

    • @johntaylor2190
      @johntaylor2190 2 года назад +1

      Entirely true…

    • @eric.nathanson
      @eric.nathanson Год назад +2

      Came across this bit at just the right moment. I needed a laugh, having just played “if We Were Vampires” at my dad’s memorial. Jason, you really do write the best sad songs. 🥲 So glad you have a sense of humor to go with that talent.

    • @lauraquigley1548
      @lauraquigley1548 Год назад +1

      Right??

  • @joelclaus288
    @joelclaus288 3 года назад +19

    That's some mad talent. He actually writes amazing (and some sad) songs, but also has a sense of humor. Bless your soul Jason Isbell!

  • @davidcasper3746
    @davidcasper3746 8 лет назад +204

    "On triple cassette and Tidal - the two saddest music formats known to mankind."
    SHOTS FIRED, KANYE

    • @moonaj89
      @moonaj89 6 лет назад +16

      isnt tidal jayz?

    • @teaelianderson9184
      @teaelianderson9184 3 года назад +2

      Jay-Z owns Tidal.

    • @byronjohnson4097
      @byronjohnson4097 3 года назад

      Isbell just announced the release date for his album covering bands from Georgia. One of the platforms it'll be on is Tidal.

  • @raincoast_earthlab8796
    @raincoast_earthlab8796 4 года назад +29

    I love the chord he's holding. I think it's a G demented minor.

  • @kameracamera8120
    @kameracamera8120 7 лет назад +190

    "You may know me from music" - Hilarious!

  • @blindwhitey9189
    @blindwhitey9189 3 года назад +10

    I saw him live in Grand Rapids, MI recently and it was incredible. If you get the chance, go see him. You will not be disappointed.

  • @cwelch1979
    @cwelch1979 8 лет назад +241

    A sentient tractor wishes it could work harder
    Drunk at custody hearing
    The old closed down skating rink
    Layoffs at the baby shoe factory
    A man from the city is mean
    Oh no! Another civil war!
    Twin brothers have buzzsaw accident
    Grampa thinks his grandson is Hitler
    A clown has to retire
    Toothless dog can’t bite burglar
    Pregnant lady reads sad book
    Honor roll student experiments with liberalism
    A father outlives his lawnmower
    The entire plot of “A Farewell to Arms”
    Local magician’s funeral
    Frankenstein attacks a preschool

  • @kstovall68
    @kstovall68 8 лет назад +23

    I love it. Proud of him here in North Alabama!

  • @Wezuhley
    @Wezuhley 6 лет назад +20

    I demand that Jason release this 180 minute 4 chord collection IMMEDIATELY.

    • @morgandumkee494
      @morgandumkee494 2 года назад +1

      I'll buy a fucking cassette player, if that's what it takes!

  • @hello1721
    @hello1721 8 лет назад +118

    "Elephant" is up there.

    • @kstovall68
      @kstovall68 8 лет назад

      +Rollin Kocher amen

    • @theholtster9990
      @theholtster9990 8 лет назад +9

      a father out lives his lawnmower is a lot better...

    • @TheSocialTune
      @TheSocialTune 7 лет назад +3

      So is 'Children of Children'

    • @larrysheppard8433
      @larrysheppard8433 7 лет назад +8

      I'm with you, elephant is the saddest song I ever heard, but I LOVE the song.

    • @zthestranger9840
      @zthestranger9840 7 лет назад +7

      Rollin Kocher Well now it's "If We Were Vampires"

  • @FrankUnknown
    @FrankUnknown Год назад +9

    "Cartoonishly tragic down-home scenarios that my fellow singer-songwriters are much too cowardly to tackle." 😂

  • @lukerogers151
    @lukerogers151 8 лет назад +14

    This is pure gold. "A father outlives his lawnmower" HAHA.

  • @FC-kx5yh
    @FC-kx5yh 6 лет назад +54

    Still better than anything Luke Bryant has ever put out

  • @trippmiller6199
    @trippmiller6199 8 лет назад +56

    Jason making fun of himself. Very humble.

  • @BKRockwell
    @BKRockwell 8 лет назад +107

    Ha, love the opening line.. "So I'll raise up a whiskey with my unemployed hands, as the banker man knocks on the door."

    • @letstalktruecrime01
      @letstalktruecrime01 8 лет назад +9

      That would actually work as a song where i am from.

    • @cassnate6259
      @cassnate6259 6 лет назад +6

      Even his joke songs have good lines.

    • @timf7413
      @timf7413 4 года назад +4

      I think that's kind of the point. Isbell himself has written serious songs that aren't too far off from that.

    • @beavercleaver7848
      @beavercleaver7848 4 года назад

      Somehow, even the homeless always have enough money for whiskey.

  • @TNTales
    @TNTales 3 года назад +13

    This is the most epic parody / mad libs thing ever. Even still his turns of phrase shine through. It reminds me of the last verse of "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe

    • @avettnation5656
      @avettnation5656 Год назад +1

      You may or may not know that song was written by John Prine and Steve Goodman, not David Allen Coe (though he famously sang it).
      Prine didn’t want to be credited for it, because he didn’t want to offend country musicians. Hilariously to some, country fans embraced it, and had Prine recorded it himself he may have had an entirely different, or less obscure, career.

  • @mikewest712
    @mikewest712 7 лет назад +41

    "Paying a Veteran in liquor to shoot your dog." Thats gold

    • @byronjohnson4097
      @byronjohnson4097 3 года назад +1

      Did I miss that line in this bit? Or is that from something else?

    • @Porkpiepoopscoop
      @Porkpiepoopscoop 2 года назад

      Same question. Damn hilarious regardless lmao

    • @mikewest712
      @mikewest712 7 месяцев назад

      No boys that is real life experiences I observed as a kid in Arkansas.

  • @kathymack3791
    @kathymack3791 6 лет назад +14

    While this is a cute parody, Jason Isbell is, without a doubt, one of the finest songwriters there is. It’s like he’s the incarnation of JohnnOrine - only JP isstill around.

  • @jimmy5634
    @jimmy5634 7 лет назад +2

    An inspiration to all of us who write songs.

  • @deemail100
    @deemail100 8 лет назад +3

    we all know that David Allan Coe sang Steve Goodman's perfect country song.. "You Never Even Called Me By My Name"... but Coe requested an additional verse .... because the original could not be perfect as it did not have 'mama..trains..trucks..prison..or gettin' drunk'.... so...I just want to make sure you have included all these prerequisites ... seriously... looking forward to anything you put out... enjoy them all immensely...

    • @susanmruk13
      @susanmruk13 6 лет назад +1

      deemail100 Here's some trivia for you. Steve Goodman and John Prine co-wrote that song but John insisted on leaving his name off and giving it all to Steve. With the first royalty check he received, Steve bought John a juke box as a thank you.

    • @patrickmulleady6682
      @patrickmulleady6682 2 года назад +1

      @@susanmruk13 True story.

  • @dminor214
    @dminor214 8 лет назад +69

    Dude could make anything sound good.

  • @mattgalardo2022
    @mattgalardo2022 5 месяцев назад +1

    8 years later and still hilarious.

  • @rachelhutchins8758
    @rachelhutchins8758 3 года назад +3

    "A man from the city is mean" " a sentient tractor wishes it could work harder" "honor students experiments with liberalism" " a father outlives his lawnmower"

  • @captainawesome9631
    @captainawesome9631 8 лет назад +15

    Is it just me or is this a song I wish existed, it sounds pretty good id listen to it lol

  • @BamaOrangeH8R
    @BamaOrangeH8R 7 лет назад

    this song is better than all of country radio today!

  • @drgonzo90
    @drgonzo90 3 года назад +1

    Just call me Tragic Cannon Accident

  • @micheltobon
    @micheltobon 8 лет назад +4

    I would buy this song in an instant

  • @domhartley7608
    @domhartley7608 8 лет назад +17

    This better not be a joke!!!!

  • @guylikesthings
    @guylikesthings 6 лет назад +4

    Considering Southeastern is a 9/10, I'm pretty sure Isbell has struck gold on this one

  • @quinbagwell7515
    @quinbagwell7515 7 лет назад +1

    So sad it will make the speakers fall right off your doors.

  • @billmcnally1011
    @billmcnally1011 7 лет назад +5

    You know me from music. He is so good on twitter.

  • @therianfun
    @therianfun 8 лет назад +6

    "Has to work Saturday" is pretty sad, too.

  • @mohnjayer
    @mohnjayer 5 лет назад +4

    I thought this would just be Jason singing Elephant

  • @DougWittrock
    @DougWittrock 6 лет назад +1

    Even when poking fun at yourself Jason, you're awesome. :)

  • @grilledspaghetti
    @grilledspaghetti 9 месяцев назад

    His comedic delivery of the vague word "papers" is spot on. He could do sketch comedy or host SNL if he was just a bit more popular.

  • @gunboom
    @gunboom 2 года назад

    Isbell is an absolute Sad person.

  • @caber8404
    @caber8404 7 месяцев назад

    He’s right! I do know him from music.

  • @brucehaslitt89
    @brucehaslitt89 8 лет назад +4

    I want the album

  • @JohnGieschenJr
    @JohnGieschenJr 4 года назад +1

    180 minute four chord song 💙

  • @mattmarrillia4907
    @mattmarrillia4907 Год назад

    It’s beautiful

  • @mgfishing8508
    @mgfishing8508 3 года назад +1

    Frankenstein attacks a preschooler😂

  • @brazcause929
    @brazcause929 6 лет назад +1

    So sad😭😭

  • @mattmayhem33
    @mattmayhem33 7 лет назад +2

    "The entire plot of Farewell to Arms"

  • @stephanienelson3070
    @stephanienelson3070 8 лет назад

    This made my day!

  • @chrisabray
    @chrisabray 8 лет назад

    I was waiting for the best thing in the history of the world, and here it finally is.

  • @MFBloosh
    @MFBloosh 8 лет назад

    This is gold.

  • @kayakiya1953
    @kayakiya1953 8 лет назад

    I'm not crying yet.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx 8 лет назад

      +Ren-Chan then listen to leaves from the vine, if still not crying repeat(and perhaps learn the backstory to the song).

  • @FrankUnknown
    @FrankUnknown Год назад

    Hey now, "Frankenstein Attacks a Preschool" is a Those Poor Bastards song.

  • @jman213
    @jman213 4 года назад

    I'd still buy it

  • @ChiknDinner
    @ChiknDinner 8 лет назад +2

    Daaaaaaamn that was a cold dunk on tidal.

  • @richardg8651
    @richardg8651 3 года назад +1

    I'm beginning to think this isn't a real recording .

  • @mutedjono6187
    @mutedjono6187 6 лет назад

    I love this man I really do

  • @KydoimosOfMachai
    @KydoimosOfMachai 8 лет назад

    This is awesome!

  • @IlaughedIcried
    @IlaughedIcried 7 лет назад +3

    I'm laughing the laugh of someone who knows she'd totally buy that album without remorse.

  • @CaptianAwesome
    @CaptianAwesome 8 лет назад +9

    "Honor Roll Student Experiments with Liberalism" lol

  • @gthartnell7965
    @gthartnell7965 Год назад

    "The entire plot of A Farewell to Arms" 😂

  • @firefly311
    @firefly311 8 лет назад +11

    I'd buy that for a dollar.

    • @rogerfish2585
      @rogerfish2585 3 года назад

      I'd buy it for seven dollars more

  • @leannaestep3066
    @leannaestep3066 6 лет назад

    Fine! I'll admit it...you can make me cry for any reason...whatsoever ...anytime...anywhere. I can own it.

  • @thepushfitzyify
    @thepushfitzyify 3 года назад

    Twin Brothers have buzzsaw accident lolololol

  • @tmf9556
    @tmf9556 5 лет назад

    Legend

  • @scottrussell2281
    @scottrussell2281 4 года назад

    hahahahaha LOVE this! hilarious. "Dying family dogs" LOL hahaha

    • @zaneridings3789
      @zaneridings3789 3 года назад

      I'm really sad about a family dog that died recently, and those jokes made me laugh AND think of her with love.

  • @tdiddy72
    @tdiddy72 6 лет назад +1

    I know this is supposed to be funny and a joke... But why does he make the songs sound so damn good!

  • @chrisfreeman8941
    @chrisfreeman8941 5 лет назад

    Sadly, I have both a cassette player and Tidal...I would buy this in a red-hot minute!

    • @beavercleaver7848
      @beavercleaver7848 4 года назад

      Cassette player/recorders were the absolute height of personal music system technology, and their owners were as proud as could be to own them, at one time. OMG OMG OMG: double cassette autoreverse. Whatever's the absolutely most prestigious music player/recorder system right now will be obsolete junk for sale for a few dollars in Salvation Army thrift stores' audio/video aisles eventually.

  • @lr6884
    @lr6884 Год назад

    Layoffs at the baby shoe factory... fucking gold.

  • @kristoferhill2827
    @kristoferhill2827 3 года назад +1

    A sentient tractor wishes it could work harder
    Drunk at custody hearing
    The old closed down skating rink
    Layoffs at the baby shoe factory
    A man from the city is mean
    Oh no! Another civil war
    Twin brothers have buzzsaw accident
    Grampa thinks his grandson is Hitler
    A clown has to retire
    Toothless dog cant bite burglar
    Pregnant lady reads sad book
    Honor roll student experiments with liberalism
    A father outlives his lawnmower
    The entire plot of "A Farewell to Arms"
    Local magician's funeral
    Frankenstein attacks a preschool

  • @ajhampton3722
    @ajhampton3722 8 лет назад +1

    "But you may know me from music" XD

  • @ranchu85
    @ranchu85 3 года назад

    Goddamn his lyrics are still lit in this bit

  • @smisumner
    @smisumner 6 лет назад

    That is funny as shit! I am so glad to see a sense of humor

  • @JBO3022
    @JBO3022 6 лет назад

    I'd buy it.

  • @iamthebyron
    @iamthebyron 7 лет назад +1

    "You may know me from music."

  • @neilh1086
    @neilh1086 5 лет назад

    Genius

  • @shadedandjaded7948
    @shadedandjaded7948 5 лет назад

    He's not only a member, he's a member!

  • @carriekloosterman5469
    @carriekloosterman5469 4 года назад

    Yup.
    🤠

  • @WallyBrando
    @WallyBrando 8 лет назад +24

    I'd say that Elephant is probably the saddest country song ever, it's bad.

    • @snarkanoid
      @snarkanoid 8 лет назад +26

      Listening to that song after a death in the family is like taking enough Klonopin to kill a man twice your size.

    • @PapaSmurf11182nd
      @PapaSmurf11182nd 8 лет назад +4

      +Geoff Burrell I understand that reference

    • @ish474
      @ish474 7 лет назад +3

      nope search dress blues and watch the live version at the saxon pub

    • @BikesAndBatallas
      @BikesAndBatallas 7 лет назад +9

      This may have been true a year ago, but "If we were vampires" has dethroned it!

    • @ish474
      @ish474 7 лет назад +10

      I don't see "if we were vampires" as a sad song it's about how knowing what you have to lose makes it that much more valuable. In my opinion it's about gratitude for everyday they have together. Just my opinion though.

  • @CANNIMAGINE
    @CANNIMAGINE 3 года назад

    Somebody help that poor man!

  • @williamcelender9509
    @williamcelender9509 2 года назад +3

    I want Jason and John Moreland to have a "sad song-off" and see who can make more people cry.

    • @scarfacewannabe101
      @scarfacewannabe101 2 года назад

      Moreland and that song "You don't care enough for me to cry,"...... nuff said

  • @matthewyaron5827
    @matthewyaron5827 7 лет назад

    That was like Country Flight Of The Conchords

  • @dropdeadmediocre8175
    @dropdeadmediocre8175 8 лет назад +3

    I wish this were real... I would buy it. I'm sure it would be in 10 easy installments of $19.99 each...

  • @moonaj89
    @moonaj89 6 лет назад +1

    "180 minute, four cord song" hahahaha

  • @scuddro
    @scuddro 3 года назад

    Where can I purchase......this ain't on spotify....

  • @nickplacko2124
    @nickplacko2124 8 лет назад +63

    hahaha "Honor roll student experiments with liberalism"

    • @sfomikedean1
      @sfomikedean1 6 лет назад +1

      That's not liberalism, it's revolution!

    • @sfomikedean1
      @sfomikedean1 5 лет назад +1

      @sick boy So, you haven't had your fill of competition and greed...

  • @bvaughan3862
    @bvaughan3862 3 года назад

    Bam!

  • @lindateitelbaum1334
    @lindateitelbaum1334 8 лет назад

    "A father outlives his lawnmower" hahahaaha

  • @keyboardarctica
    @keyboardarctica 7 лет назад +1

    Does anyone know the chords? =)

  • @kristenyoung3058
    @kristenyoung3058 Год назад

    Dude is effin funny 🤣

  • @jamiegilbert6201
    @jamiegilbert6201 8 лет назад +2

    "Honor roll student experiments with liberalism" haha!

  • @adamschlinker972
    @adamschlinker972 4 года назад +1

    That no good banker man!

  • @delewan
    @delewan 6 лет назад +1

    A man from the city is mean.

  • @RJD0314
    @RJD0314 7 лет назад +1

    Too doggone funny!

  • @swankyginger5407
    @swankyginger5407 Месяц назад

    He’s already written the saddest song. It’s called elephant.

  • @lilbump4
    @lilbump4 Год назад

    Damn the dog song hit different

  • @lr6884
    @lr6884 3 года назад

    I can't tell which made me laugh harder: 10000 dead family dogs, or tragic cannon accident.

  • @KarlMcHughMusic
    @KarlMcHughMusic 5 лет назад +1

    "All that depression nonsense!" Hilarious

  • @TheBismrk
    @TheBismrk 8 лет назад

    I'd buy a cassette player for that

  • @albertardiscohn4900
    @albertardiscohn4900 7 лет назад

    @jason your a blast. just found you

  • @everburning8127
    @everburning8127 8 лет назад

    The saddest.

  • @eatnosenuggets
    @eatnosenuggets 4 года назад

    I can't wait to hear A Clown has to Retire.

  • @pokies100
    @pokies100 8 лет назад +1

    Now we agree to get married and bring a child in from the tender loving care
    Her parents are hard working and support with sitting and child care.
    We have a savings account to educate the daughter that's clear
    Our nation is a good one
    (Chorus)
    Now that we sit on the porch with an iPad and blue tooth headphone
    Our grandchildren are grilling in the back yard and looking after our cares
    It's turned out a good one as we see full employment
    And the community all working and saving to show other nations is clear
    (Chorus)
    (Chorus)
    (Chorus)
    R young
    New Zealand
    (C) 2016

    • @BKRockwell
      @BKRockwell 6 лет назад

      Not sure if this is meant to be a joke, but jesus these are awful lyrics.

  • @jdbaron25
    @jdbaron25 Год назад

    "you may know me from music" HA AH HA HA