I need you to listen to me. We're not gonna give up this deal to be your errand boys, do you understand? For what? To watch a bunch of junkies get a better high? A better high means customers pay more. A higher purity means a greater yield. That's 130 million dollars of profit that isn't being pissed away by some substandard cook. Now you listen to me. You've got the greatest meth cook in Am -- no, the two greatest meth cooks in America right here, and with our skills you'll earn more from that 35% than you ever would on your own. Yeah, that's what you say. I'm just wondering why we're so lucky. Why cut us in? Mike is retiring from our crew, so his share of the partnership is available if you can handle his end. Distribution. And if you give him five million dollars of the fifteen million that you brought today. Just think of it as a finder's fee for bringing us together. We have forty pounds of product ready to ship. Ready to go. Are you ready? Who the hell are you? You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name. What? I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are. Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring. Bullshit. Cartel got Fring. Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say my name. You're Heisenberg. You're goddamn right.
0:38 welcome to the ciennma🍿 of luca 0:56 popcorn small 2.00 popcorn medium 11.00 popcorn large 45.03 5:31 movies available now raya and the last dragon Rapunzel and encanto 8:03 enjoy!!!
Title-The screamer Characters-Stella Tahlia mom dad and unknown moral Tahlia :wake up dinosaurs it’s Halloween morning Stella :be quiet pretty 4yr old Tahlia :dumb ugly 9yr old Stella :I’m telling mom and dad Stella:Sprints Tahlia.waaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stewa hit Mwe waaaaaaaaaaaa Stella:mom dad Tahlia called me ugly and dumb even know I called her nice and pretty Mom:walks down stairs and gives Tahlia the belt Tahlia:waaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mom :ur so rude to ur sister Mom :hears a scream in basement Dad :is at the grocery store Mom :WTF WAS THAT Mom :checks basement and nothings there execept it’s cold and dark air Mom:sees a black creepy shadow but it invisible 🫥 to see the creature And the shadow disappears into the woods *1 year later* STELLA WAKES UP Stella :puts on her tv *3 mins before* Moral of unknown:*ṯhįš pèáçè of çâké ïś mïŋè* Stella*snores* *other family wakes up * *dad makes nrekkie and mom is drinking out of her flask * *Tahlia is playing with her dolls+* *mom gets a 🚬* *1 hour later* Stella:*eats brekkie* *other family eats * *stella spots the weird figure and does wiggle and almost falls down onto the grass* Two like for part two
We're waiting every night To finally roam and invite Newcomers to play with us For many years we've been all alone We're forced to be still and play The same songs we've known since that day An imposter took our life away Now we're stuck here to decay Please let us get in! Don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's We're really quite surprised We get to see you another night You should have looked for another job You should have said to this place good-bye It's like there's so much more Maybe you've been in this place before We remember a face like yours You seem acquainted with those doors Please let us get in! Don't lock us away! We're not like what you're thinking We're poor little souls Who have lost all control And we're forced here to take that role We've been all alone Stuck in our little zone Since 1987 Join us, be our friend Or just be stuck and defend After all you only got Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's Is this where you wanna be? I just don't get it Why do you want to stay? Five nights at Freddy's
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Mike GOT ME DYING SAYING “NO”🤣🤣🤣
Edit: OMG guys ty for 100 likes!
Fr
Fr
Fr
Same
@@deadlikeodasakua❤❤
15:11 KAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
lol
True 🤣
Haha 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
yes (you said my name)
18:24 I LITERALLY DIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN MIKE SAID "DADDYYYYY"
NOO- D A D D Y
I was drinking water and I spit it back in my cup
😂😂😂
What is going on
@@Livs_rblxxxx ewww
Mike-Anything for you da-
Kai-DON'T CALL ME THAT
Loll
Real
When Kai said “daddy” got me laughing 😂
Frrrrr
Same😂
ye😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same😂😂😂
i never thought he would
“OKAKAKAWAEYYYY” GOT ME CHOKING ON A POP TART AT THE END 😭 27:52
The last one got me dying of laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
SAME IT MADE ME FALL OFF THE BED
Bed.!??!?!!?? I fell of a table onto a concrete floor😭😭😭😭😭😭
Tf@@Gavinking-su5xx
@@Gavinking-su5xx💀💀💀
Brasil moments
He Kai said “when I got a brain” got me laughing😂
I love how Mike always called Kai daddy😏
Same!!!!!!!
Fag
Omg same
Sameeee
Same
I can't stop laughing at last story's end🤣🤣🤣
Mike got me dying bc he said DADDY to Kai😂
same
I've watched this vid a million billion times and I still get a laugh out of it
Edit ty for 29 likes can we get it to 40 ty
Same
Same
😂
Edit 2 ty 4 60 likes
hahhahh they cALL HIM DADDY
14:36 the whole group arguing. Diana:👁️👄👁️🍿
0:04 Good Morning Sage
😂
Good morning to h e l l
good morning
Good morning to h e l l
WE NEED MORE OF KAI AND MIKE
WE DONT NEED OF KAI AND MIKE BOI
My opinion is no but sometimes maybe yes for me tho...
I couldn't stop laughing at the last story😂😂😂😂😂😂
What? It's sad tho-
INR IT IS SO FUNNNY
@@CCNIYAX people have different emotions and people think it is funny and people think it is sad
It’s funny bc he kept calling Kai daddy and now they’re dating
LOL
8:15 if she lives in Sweden then she needs 46+ not 45+
the first story is so good and the cat is even cuter
I need you to listen to me. We're not gonna give up this deal to be your errand boys, do you understand? For what? To watch a bunch of junkies get a better high?
A better high means customers pay more. A higher purity means a greater yield. That's 130 million dollars of profit that isn't being pissed away by some substandard cook. Now you listen to me. You've got the greatest meth cook in Am -- no, the two greatest meth cooks in America right here, and with our skills you'll earn more from that 35% than you ever would on your own.
Yeah, that's what you say. I'm just wondering why we're so lucky. Why cut us in?
Mike is retiring from our crew, so his share of the partnership is available if you can handle his end. Distribution. And if you give him five million dollars of the fifteen million that you brought today. Just think of it as a finder's fee for bringing us together. We have forty pounds of product ready to ship. Ready to go. Are you ready?
Who the hell are you?
You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
What? I don't have a damn clue who the hell you are.
Yeah, you do. I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.
Bullshit. Cartel got Fring.
Are you sure? That's right. Now. Say my name.
You're Heisenberg.
You're goddamn right.
@@w4976. wtf-
@Bumble Bumble Bumble bee are you talking abt him or me?
Mike: “Daddy”😂
Kai “ I think I changed my mi-
Mike: “ NO
16:00 got me rolling on the floor dying💀🤣
21:06
Funny asf😊
😂
"ok Da-"
"NO"
DADDY"
GOT ME WEEZZING
6:40 HER VOICE CRACK-
HEy uH got me-
The text to speech voice sounded like a drunk girl 😭😭😭 6:41
the fact nobody is talking abt how she just said her whole phone number at 8:14
It’s prob fake
Mike:since when are you so smart?
Kai:since I got a brain
It got me laughing so much
Omg I love the sage storys
Same!
Yes Smae!
0:38 welcome to the ciennma🍿 of luca 0:56 popcorn small 2.00 popcorn medium 11.00 popcorn large 45.03 5:31 movies available now raya and the last dragon Rapunzel and encanto 8:03 enjoy!!!
27:49 Mike really wants to call Kai daddy LOL
Mike: anything for you da-
Kai: DONT CALL ME THATT
TTTTTTT
MIKE IS MAKEING ME TRYING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER
DADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY KAI SAID WHILE MIKE IS LIKE *sniffes* WTH
12:52 bro is a hero that doesn’t wear a cape
“I don’t got modeling until 17:00” got me dying 😂😂😂
theres a thing called military time
@@luveru33fr
Story 1: 0:01
Story 2: 11:40
“DADDY” 😭😭
Umm 13:27
Bombastic side eye
Bombastic side eye
Bombastic side eye 😏😏😏😏😏
Ayo
"After 67 meets and greets" got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂
When Mike said "i'm sad now"😅😅😅😅😅 had me dying😅😅😅😅😊
THE FACT THEY BECAME BOYFRIENDS AT THE END LOL!😂😂😂😂😂
MIKE IS KILLING ME LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAMEEE LMAOO
Same but not bit a LOT Lmao 🤣
This video is my fav 😍😅📸📸📸📸
sameee
Why does the name dandria sound like dandruff the more you say it 💀😭
BRO THAT LAST ONE WAS SO FUNNYYYY😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This cheers me up after being left out by my friends😢
12:53 had me rolling on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
time to melt some braincells
um? atleast it makes sense but okay
@@li21luvstronkcatvid50Ik I’m 1 year late but I think she/he/they were joking
21:45 had me rolling on the floor why was it so long😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
when dandria say ''TYY!!!''she literally got a voice crack
Dandruff…?
Badbadbadbad
the voices that are like Dandria always get voice cracks when they act happy,excited,Normal mode
Daria: She just ruined everything... i hate her so much!
Me: gurl Charlie is there lol
When she said "im gonna freaking cry"it makes me laughts
I SWEAR KAI AND MIKE WERE THE BEST JOKESTERS IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Those of us that tried to call the phone number from sage
Meeee😂
MeeeeEeEEeEeEeEEeEeEeEeEE
8:10
When Daria stabbed Charlie it was way too far😭😭
Kept me laughing the whole entire time
Lol me two
@@Solids_Edits 00
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F f f f f f f f f f a a a a a a a a k kk k kkv k k k k kk e e e ee
Same
Lol
I laugh when Mike call Kai daddy and the on the end Kai say do you want to be my boyfriend to Mike because he's gay 😂😂😂
Uhhh nice video ❤❤
U didn’t even watch the video
How would you know
DIANA IS MY FAVOURITE I love her character💅💅😍😍
Please make them say stuff that makes sense and sounds normally
BAHAHAHAH I LOVED THE LAST PART AT THE 2 STORY😂😂😂
Only true fans can like this comment❤❤❤❤
18 likes lmao-😊
I smell beggars
@@Roblox_bacon-p9efr tho
Lmao 33
Like beggar
23:06 he actually said daddy to mike 😂😂😂lol
The way he said *DADDY*😂😂😂😂 18:16
15:11 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 KAAAAAAAIIIIIII😂😂😂😂😂GOT ME ROOLLIN SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂
The first story, my anger issues could never😭💀
Haha😂
I may be deppresed but atleast I have an iced coffee💅
Bro kai did not want mike calling him "DADDY" bro he said it too-🤣
I LOVED EVERY TIME MIKE TRIED YO CALL KAI DADDY EVEN THOUGH KAI KEPT SAYING NO LOL 😂😂😂
ALSO I SHIP THEM SO MUCH ❤❤❤
yup❤😂
YAAY YAAY YAAY YAAY YAAY YAAY CANADA 🇨🇦 💖 ❤️ 💓 💕 💗 🇨🇦 💖 ❤️ 💓 💕 💗 🇨🇦 💖 ❤️ 💓 💕 💗 🇨🇦 💖 ❤️ 💓 💕 💗 🇨🇦 💖 ❤️
I WAS LAUGH SO hARD THAT MIKE CALLED HIM DADDY 😂😂😂
Lol 😂
my sis: zack thats why ur dad left for the milk💅🏻🙄
The way sage said it will make u shut up then shut up😂😂😂
7:30 HIGHRISE?! 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
The story with the cat named mister was so funny and cute😂😂❤ mister is the best name ever!
Story idea: make an guardian for a nice cnp,and an devil for those who bully the cnp❤
13:45
Fun fact:in Roblox groupchats you can’t add more then 5 people
What when huh??
HOW TELL ME HOW
When mike called kai daddy had me dying😂😂
Omg I feel bad for Charlie ❤❤❤❤
Edit:rip my wrist 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃I BROKE IT😭😭😭
Your the first person I started watching when I started to watch text to speech
Title-The screamer
Characters-Stella Tahlia mom dad and unknown moral
Tahlia :wake up dinosaurs it’s Halloween morning
Stella :be quiet pretty 4yr old
Tahlia :dumb ugly 9yr old
Stella :I’m telling mom and dad
Stella:Sprints
Tahlia.waaaaqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stewa hit Mwe waaaaaaaaaaaa
Stella:mom dad Tahlia called me ugly and dumb even know I called her nice and pretty
Mom:walks down stairs and gives Tahlia the belt
Tahlia:waaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mom :ur so rude to ur sister
Mom :hears a scream in basement
Dad :is at the grocery store
Mom :WTF WAS THAT
Mom :checks basement and nothings there execept it’s cold and dark air
Mom:sees a black creepy shadow but it invisible 🫥 to see the creature
And the shadow disappears into the woods
*1 year later*
STELLA WAKES UP
Stella :puts on her tv
*3 mins before*
Moral of unknown:*ṯhįš pèáçè of çâké ïś mïŋè*
Stella*snores*
*other family wakes up *
*dad makes nrekkie and mom is drinking out of her flask *
*Tahlia is playing with her dolls+*
*mom gets a 🚬*
*1 hour later*
Stella:*eats brekkie*
*other family eats *
*stella spots the weird figure and does wiggle and almost falls down onto the grass*
Two like for part two
6:41 the voice crack-
BRO THAT “👹👹👹👹 DADDY 👹👹👹👹” HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂😂😂😂
MIKE IS GOING TO KILL ME OF LAUGHNESS WHEN HE SAID “KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”😂💀
The first story sage the model was one of the best roblox stories I have seen😊
OMG bro I almost died because Mike got me saying no no no no no no no no no no no no😂
0:55 how can someone love the name dandria it literally sounds like dandruff😭😭😭😭😭😭
STOP IM WHEEZINGGG LMAAOAOAOAOA
THE WAY HE CALLED KAI'DADDY'😭💀
The last story was so funny 😂😂😂😂😂DADDY
Dandria:my mum is probably worried i left without saying a word
My mom:*dies and kills me*
who loves doors and reached the door 50!
👇😊
Not me
BRO THE WAY 27:13 IS SO FUNNY KEEP WATCHING😂😂😂
I LOVE MIKE SAYING DADDY😂😂
Me eating noodles and Charlie saying “Daria stab me” made me drop my fork and spoon and doing this😮
Bro are you Norwegian because i am and the 17:00 is Norwegian clock😊 btw love your vids
Mike got me literally DIENG wen he said DADDY 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
Ngl this one is my fav out off all the roblox story i watch this is so good❤ how are you this good? 😂
MIKE WAS MAKING ME DIE 😂
7:48 anint to way one of the guy is form a little kdrama lots kdrama why him
Yes he's from the guy Sam in a kdrama
@@HMGIRLS-h3u ya Ik he’s super famous and he’s so good
17:48 the song
Story 2 was AMAZING! THE GAYNESS THO- ❤️
Kai “DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND”
My reaction”AUGHHH”
We're waiting every night
To finally roam and invite
Newcomers to play with us
For many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
You should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
Don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
Who have lost all control
And we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
Or just be stuck and defend
After all you only got
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Is this where you wanna be?
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay?
Five nights at Freddy's
Mike
GOT ME DYING WHILE HE JUST SAID “NO”😂
copied
When?
I didn’t copy
I THOUGHT 💭 BY MYSELF
@@Victoria_YourGirl There's one 1 month ago and this one is without an enter
Mike: says daddy 15b times
Kai: says 1T times stop calling me Daddy
And this emoji showed up on my screen while typing "daddy" 👴