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I literally just watched all the videos of this session last night because I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I will prolong this insanity because it is fantastic.
I don't understand how I made it through the 40 minutes without realizing it had been 40 minutes. 😂 Hands down one of the best sessions I've watched from you! You've given me... 11 Billion reasons to live now.
No matter how many times I see this session I always finish the video with my insides hurting like hell from laughing so much thanks for reminding me of this amazing session loved the video thanks man
Title: Breaking Crab Opening scene: Aerial view of the Alaskan coastline. Cut to a bustling fishing port where crabbers are unloading their daily catch. A group of fishermen huddle around a television set displaying the latest news. News anchor: "In a stunning development, over 11 billion crabs have gone missing from Alaskan waters. This unprecedented event is sending shockwaves through the fishing industry and the scientific community." Cut to a group of scientists analyzing data in a lab. Scientist 1: "This is a catastrophe. We need to figure out what's causing the disappearance of these crabs." Scientist 2: "It could be a number of factors, from overfishing to environmental changes. We need to study the ecosystem and find out what's happening." Cut to the main character, a young and ambitious journalist named Sarah. She's sitting in a newsroom, typing frantically on her laptop. Sarah: "This is huge. I need to get on this story." Cut to a montage of Sarah interviewing crabbers, scientists, and local residents. She's piecing together a complex web of information, trying to uncover the truth behind the missing crabs. Sarah (voiceover): "I've talked to everyone from seasoned crabbers to climate scientists. The one thing that's clear is that something is seriously wrong in these waters." Cut to a dramatic scene of Sarah boarding a crabbing vessel. She's interviewing the captain as the boat rocks back and forth in choppy waters. Sarah: "Captain, have you noticed anything unusual about your catches?" Captain: "Yeah, we've been coming up empty. It's like the crabs just vanished into thin air." Cut to a scene of Sarah back in the newsroom, presenting her findings to her editor. Editor: "This is huge, Sarah. Keep digging. We need to find out what's really going on out there." Cut to a montage of Sarah and her team digging deeper, uncovering a web of corruption and greed behind the missing crabs. They follow the money trail to a large corporation with ties to the fishing industry. Sarah confronts the CEO in a heated interview. Sarah: "You've been exploiting these waters for years. Is this just the latest in a long line of environmental disasters you've caused?" CEO: "We have done nothing wrong. We follow all regulations and guidelines set by the government." Cut to a final scene of Sarah standing on the beach, watching as a group of volunteers release thousands of baby crabs into the water. She smiles, knowing that the fight to protect the ecosystem is far from over. Sarah (voiceover): "It's up to all of us to protect our natural resources. We can't let greed and corruption destroy our planet." Closing credits roll, featuring footage of the Alaskan coastline and the marine life that calls it home.
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McNasty
count the time that all of them say crab
best vid ever
watched it like 4 times😂🤣
God i love the lenghty vids that are a nonstop laughing fest
Crab box head logo would be fire
“did you hear a billion crabs went missing?” - famous last words of this session by blarg
Would have been an entirely different video if he just didn’t bring up the missing crabs.
😂It was all downhill from there!
Jesus loves you all
11 billion*
@@braxtonpayne9093 bot
Still one of the best Goon sessions ever recorded. Never get tired of the crab talk
🦀
Agreed. Glad to see another perspective
it's to bad racc is mia
This is in the history books of csgo
🦀 Same here 🦀
I dont care how many times this session is uploaded. I'll watch it on every channel
it’s so good it never gets old
I KNEW IT WAS FAMILIAR
I mean its a 11 billion crabs
Facts.
Even if it's uploaded 11 billion times?
I love how Blarg is just so done with the conversation like only 10 minutes in and just knowing how much longer the conversation goes
"11 billion crabs used to live here... now its a ghost reef" - Captain Crabmillan
“Did you hear a billion crabs went missing?”
The sentence that spiraled into pure insanity
Famous last words
@@bigrich6075 my crabical romance
@@bigrich6075 crabs it seems will fade away
@@ashy113 i bet they were high on Crabtamine at the time
@@ashy113welcome to the crab parade
You know there’s something seriously wrong when you’ve watched the same recording session 4 times and “Crabby!” still has me In stitches…
I’m on like 10 times and this joke and spec Walter ripping Gus in half
My favorites
"All the crabs are left" is the one that kills me every time
I still lose it every time at
Swagger: "viewers, we are officially out of ideas"
Soup: "fish?"
and then McNasty just dying of laughter at 28:32 xD
Why have I watched this again..?
Why am I crying at “Crabby” again 🤣
This session has to be top 5 sessions of all time!
Up there with skoden stoodis
Probably my number 1
@@gary4014 what video was that please 😭
@@TheGraveyardGhost A cards against Humaninty video the one named I don't know what to say form Mcnasty
This, Skoden Stoodis, and basically anytime they played Red Dead online...
“jesus walt what you got in here? 500,000 crabs?” die laughing everytime
not me choking on a granola bar reading your comment even though I've heard this line 500,000 times XD
40:04 ah yes, Crabtallica with my favorite song Fade to Crab
31:10 this entire bit where Swagger is narrating the crab problem, for a random train to appear, is hands down one of my favourite clips
The train sound out of nowhere 🤣
Dude, I was falling asleep and the train noise scared me bad
@@michaelgrijalva1257I was asleep and that sound nearly made me shit myself 😂
The music in the back is so intense. I want to listen to the full thing😂
That whole bit is comedic gold honestly
Will gladly watch this content again. Breaking Crab is too elite
3rd time seeing it and the “geez Walt what ya got in the bag? A half a million crabs?” Fucking gets me everytime
Same.
Same.
17:38 that edit of gus just being ripped in half had me dying😂
7 months later
and this is still the best long ass bit or funniest session you guys have ran
And 7 more months later
Still one of the funniest bits in Goons history
The first time I saw this session in Soup’s channel, I laughed so hard I actually lactated.
😟
Proof?
@@KAPUTtherapy proof? The proof is in the man-boob titty milk pudding…. Which I ate already.
AYO?
Never have I licked my screen harder
this crab bit is hands down the hardest i've ever laughed, regardless of what video or how long its been since i've originally seen it.
I’m baffled how this was almost a hour long video and they didn’t talk about how Mcnasty eats whole crab cakes
14:49 Crabmire be like: "CRABBITY CRABBITY!"
14:36 "Peter, the crab is here"
I was in a crabby mood. Now I’m in a crabby mood now that this is uploaded. Thanks McNasty!
McCrabsty*
Arg arg arg meth
Crabby before. Crabby after. Always Crabby. Never Crappy
McCrabstier
Somehow you’ve managed to convey emotion through text, bravo dawg
I like that the editor is not just subtitling most of what's crabbining right now.
I literally just watched all the videos of this session last night because I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I will prolong this insanity because it is fantastic.
I was thinking about the 11 billion crabs bit the other day ironically.
@@LordSkullFreak it will haunt us forever
only the Goons could make me die laughing at the same damn crab joke for over half an hour
This is without a doubt the greatest session you guys have ever recorded. Its funnier every time.
Thanks for cheering me up a bit after my pets got put down. You're always here to entertain and raise morale, and we appreciate it.
Stay strong brother
@@SlimeBoy1O3 I'm trying.
That is such terrible news man. I hope you find your peace soon
RIP to your pet crabs
was it a crab?
An amazing series, I'd watch eleven billion episodes of it.
This might be the best session you guys have ever made
Here i am, 6 months later, still chasing the high that was the crab discussion
20:57 CRABBYYY
Having heard this entire crab conversation before, I am appalled at the amount I laughed through this video.
10/10
How did you manage to get me to sit down for 40 minutes rolling in laughter while you talk about 11 billion crabs
I have never laughed so much about bloody crabs 🤣
28:38 "FFFIHIHIHIHIIISH!" *gasp* "FFF‐ HIHIHAUISH!"
I love how blarg said "It's crabbing time" and crabbed on the session
I loved every second of it. So much golden content that the other goons/swagger didn’t put in.
this whole crab convo had to be one of the best bits in a while 😂😂
I don't understand how I made it through the 40 minutes without realizing it had been 40 minutes. 😂 Hands down one of the best sessions I've watched from you! You've given me... 11 Billion reasons to live now.
3:35 fateful last words
7:28 video tangent
9:19 nice segue
11:15 breaking crab
18:15 return of the crab
20:43 11 billion reasons why
28:31 fish?
13:04 why can I see hank actually saying something like this lol
Doo has the best Jessie impression! It’s so funny 😂
I swear this session from everyone’s pov is my comfort videos
This is by far one my favorite sessions of the GOONS with Swaggersouls.
8 legs, 2 claws per crab. That times 11 billion. Comes to 110 billion lost red lobster king crab meals.
I come back to this video at least twice a year!! I need it in dark times
This session will go down in history as the most insanely funny recordings of all time. We need a raw recording of this entire session.
No matter who you're watching it from or when you watch it, the crab bit is one of the funniest bits they ever done
the amount of crab jokes ive heard by now is just more than my braincells (not too many)
This and Blargs video on the crab conversation is one of the few videos I rewatch because of how fucking funny it is, actual comedy platinum
I've listened to this like 6 times this year, and it somehow doesn't get old
All the goons being together for this session makes it that much funnier
This video is dedicated to all 11 billion crabs now lost off the coast of Alaska.
ALL THE, 11 BILLION THINGS!
This will go down as one of their most legendary sessions of all time. Only real ones watched it all the way through
5:35 Bruh Soup lmao
28:57 under the influence of crab. Drank a lil too much crabtain Morgan.
I’m loving the long form content a 40 minute video and I was dialed in the whole time and the crab arc is amazing 😂
the entire crab bit is on par with the skoden stoodis session. everyone wants to stop but somehow can't.
Its somehow worse
The crab talk, one of the best things of this year so far !
Democrabs and Republicrabs
crab people crab people crab people
Swaggersouls crab explanation interrupted by a blaring train had to be the funniest part
Im very happy with longer vids. I can get through a full class just snickering to myself.
My whole 45 minute breakThank you mcnasty. Now I can make it through the day
Unironically my favorite video from you guys. This is top tier RUclips content.
this is probably my 3rd or 4th time putting myself through this hell of breaking crab. and god damn do i love every second of it.
24:52 I dont know why dooo saying what the hell is a kilometer is so fucking funny
I fucking love these fucking Breaking Bad jokes, and the notification are working pretty well now.
I've been waiting for this day ever since the first crab session happened. Thank you boxman
11 billion crabs used to live here, now it’s just a ghost sea.
20:54 This is proof enough that my sense of humor is completely broken.
Downy Walt Jr. would toss Holly like a ragdoll
This was super funny the first time around. Keep being fuckin hilarious, man
be sure to crab and subscrab.
Mcnasty was so quiet during the Crab bits and then Crab Holocaust
Me when I'm picking a scab, breaking scab 😂
Me when I start using the treadmill at the gym
Breaking Flab
Breaking Bad + crabs = Deadliest Batch
ive seen this vid on everyone channels and i still died, this was the best 42:35 of my life
this is my favorite session they’ve ever had, thank you for the content, papa
I'm hoping for more info on that Family Crab thing!
Missed opportunity with Joe being handicrabbed 🦀🦀
Honestly, even if the crab joke is basically all in the video, this is one of the best goons sessions to this date.
They actually forgot about crab of duty. "11 billion crabs used to live here. Now it's a ghost town"
No matter how many times I see this session I always finish the video with my insides hurting like hell from laughing so much thanks for reminding me of this amazing session loved the video thanks man
11 billion crabs
This is my comfort video 😂😂
*MTV Crabs*
Go on guided tours where celebrities show off their crabs
Title: Breaking Crab
Opening scene: Aerial view of the Alaskan coastline. Cut to a bustling fishing port where crabbers are unloading their daily catch. A group of fishermen huddle around a television set displaying the latest news.
News anchor: "In a stunning development, over 11 billion crabs have gone missing from Alaskan waters. This unprecedented event is sending shockwaves through the fishing industry and the scientific community."
Cut to a group of scientists analyzing data in a lab.
Scientist 1: "This is a catastrophe. We need to figure out what's causing the disappearance of these crabs."
Scientist 2: "It could be a number of factors, from overfishing to environmental changes. We need to study the ecosystem and find out what's happening."
Cut to the main character, a young and ambitious journalist named Sarah. She's sitting in a newsroom, typing frantically on her laptop.
Sarah: "This is huge. I need to get on this story."
Cut to a montage of Sarah interviewing crabbers, scientists, and local residents. She's piecing together a complex web of information, trying to uncover the truth behind the missing crabs.
Sarah (voiceover): "I've talked to everyone from seasoned crabbers to climate scientists. The one thing that's clear is that something is seriously wrong in these waters."
Cut to a dramatic scene of Sarah boarding a crabbing vessel. She's interviewing the captain as the boat rocks back and forth in choppy waters.
Sarah: "Captain, have you noticed anything unusual about your catches?"
Captain: "Yeah, we've been coming up empty. It's like the crabs just vanished into thin air."
Cut to a scene of Sarah back in the newsroom, presenting her findings to her editor.
Editor: "This is huge, Sarah. Keep digging. We need to find out what's really going on out there."
Cut to a montage of Sarah and her team digging deeper, uncovering a web of corruption and greed behind the missing crabs. They follow the money trail to a large corporation with ties to the fishing industry. Sarah confronts the CEO in a heated interview.
Sarah: "You've been exploiting these waters for years. Is this just the latest in a long line of environmental disasters you've caused?"
CEO: "We have done nothing wrong. We follow all regulations and guidelines set by the government."
Cut to a final scene of Sarah standing on the beach, watching as a group of volunteers release thousands of baby crabs into the water. She smiles, knowing that the fight to protect the ecosystem is far from over.
Sarah (voiceover): "It's up to all of us to protect our natural resources. We can't let greed and corruption destroy our planet."
Closing credits roll, featuring footage of the Alaskan coastline and the marine life that calls it home.
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“did you hear a billion crabs went missing?” = "Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or unlimited games but no games?"
17:27 gus rippage
40:34 harold macgoober
I wonder how many times (Crabs) was said in this video?
Anyone wanna count?
Possibly 11 billion times?
This video devolved more and more into hell and I was laughing all the way through
"Tight tight tight! Alaskan King, Mud, Horse Shoe whatever man, just keep bringing me that!"
I still can't believe McNasty made a near 1hr video of them just making crab jokes and none of them getting old
12:26 even changed the atomic number to carbon
3:36 the question that changed the course of the goons forever
Bro I love Baking Crab, Berter Boil Saul & the movie El Crabino: A Baking Crab Movie
'Sounded like the snare from St. Anger' I've never felt so happy in my life to hear something like that
“Butter, imprisoning me, all that I see, boiling water” fucking killed me💀💀💀💀
This left me in tears. Never stop crabbing ✊