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  • @ZenithStuf
    @ZenithStuf 3 месяца назад +5683

    Aussie man is screaming at electronics again.
    Edit: *E N M B O R*

    • @Panzerkampf1939
      @Panzerkampf1939 3 месяца назад +54

      As usual. I would expect nothing more and nothing less

    • @spitfire-747
      @spitfire-747 3 месяца назад +35

      Yes but it’s been a while since Aussie man screamed at nugget cars

    • @desperado.racing
      @desperado.racing 3 месяца назад +16

      ​@@Panzerkampf1939can't forget the smelly dog.

    • @minerof8bits968
      @minerof8bits968 3 месяца назад

      Enmbor is a Chinese brand that Google suppresses apparently. I was able to find it on a different search engine

    • @d0g3br34d
      @d0g3br34d 3 месяца назад +3

      Live watcher warning

  • @gameo7
    @gameo7 3 месяца назад +497

    "I'm so out of practice"
    *becomes the fastest T9 texter i've ever seen*

    • @diapozitīvs
      @diapozitīvs 3 месяца назад +23

      I was good with Nokia 6630 T9 and had no problems writing some A4 pages of text that way, taught it even my slang and it was cool.

    • @bigbazzus
      @bigbazzus 2 месяца назад +3

      That was "ABC" not t9

    • @bigbazzus
      @bigbazzus 2 месяца назад +6

      @@FireFoxDestroyer what? T9 is specifically the predictive text, whereas the video demonstrated standard "ABC" style text input
      I remember the early 2000s and using both lmao

    • @FireFoxDestroyer
      @FireFoxDestroyer 2 месяца назад +2

      @@bigbazzus oh Mb guess I’ve learned incorrectly

    • @LevPerlman-vv7nd
      @LevPerlman-vv7nd 17 дней назад

      You should get a cat flip phone

  • @YokiDokiPanic
    @YokiDokiPanic 3 месяца назад +3053

    "Hiding from people at work?" I once had a job as a lamp salesperson and sometimes when it was quiet, I'd just go to the second floor, hide between the big ass boxes of light fixtures, and play tetris.

    • @RonanNotRyan
      @RonanNotRyan 3 месяца назад +83

      That sounds like a nifty job ngl

    • @proximitea
      @proximitea 3 месяца назад +104

      lamps are so important they have a whole salesperson?

    • @YokiDokiPanic
      @YokiDokiPanic 3 месяца назад +147

      @@proximitea Yup. You'd be surprised how much technical knowledge go into lamps these days.

    • @Wheagg
      @Wheagg 3 месяца назад +13

      ​@@YokiDokiPanic like, LEDs versus incandescents and stuff? Or the ones with remotes?

    • @macilaci92
      @macilaci92 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Wheaggno new flats have "just basic" lamps. There are lots of variety and id assume they want to sell you even more

  • @ligmatuckinturduckin4414
    @ligmatuckinturduckin4414 3 месяца назад +325

    I feel like mans might appreciate a de-googled smartphone as a standard work phone. All the functionality with none of the bloatware or spying.

    • @clovis_the_spook
      @clovis_the_spook 3 месяца назад +31

      Right? A degoogled Pixel 4a/5a. Nice plastic back, and a headphone jack!

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 месяца назад +15

      Heavy and no battery life..
      These Nokia's are small and light while running for ages if not used constantly..
      Great emergency phones, car or boat phones...
      Just throw one in your luggage when on a trip in case you break your normal phone..

    • @WildEmmaAppears
      @WildEmmaAppears 3 месяца назад +39

      @@zakofrx if a 3a is too heavy for you you need to go to the hospital

    • @poble
      @poble Месяц назад +4

      you say that while using youtube lol

    • @fungoose2195
      @fungoose2195 Месяц назад +2

      i was gonna say the same thing. I'm planning too get a phone I can flash with a good and fun OS.

  • @crapasanya
    @crapasanya 3 месяца назад +943

    And nobody spotted that Opel has than soft-touch rubbery coating that turns into a goo after half a year. We've seen this on a lot of nuggs.

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 3 месяца назад +49

      Australian lack of foresight, I presume.

    • @random_n
      @random_n 3 месяца назад +41

      Somehow my Nexus 7 2013's coating hasn't turned back into tar yet. Poor thing's get-up-and-go got up and went many years ago, but it still operates.

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 3 месяца назад +2

      @@random_n Same with my ThinkPad x220 from 2011

    • @steelfox1448
      @steelfox1448 3 месяца назад

      ​@@gluttonousmaximus9048I've got a few Thinkpad older than that and they're also fine, other than an X61 which has some kinda glue holding the screen bezel on that has properties akin to the ectoplasm from Ghostbusters. Like it should have some sort of hazardous clarification, touch it and drag your hand away and you'll get stringy bits thinner than spider silk that is half a mile long, try and wash your hands and it's still there. I don't know how to get it off the laptop, but I really want to use it as it has native serial support

    • @alluseri
      @alluseri 3 месяца назад +1

      He did say it's soft-touch though?

  • @lunaroja_ph
    @lunaroja_ph 3 месяца назад +161

    I love Wade's absolute disgust when the record button on the Opel dingus was the 5 key (7:58).

    • @948320z
      @948320z 3 месяца назад +10

      Noo that manual is innocent! Don't kill the messenger!

    • @Bubba818
      @Bubba818 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@948320z he was just as guilty

  • @breakfastattwilight
    @breakfastattwilight 3 месяца назад +682

    The Opel phone looks like a flip phone disguised as a smartphone

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 3 месяца назад +16

      I got a CAT S22 for work, and it's the exact reverse: a smartphone disguised as a flip phone 😂

    • @Hunter12396
      @Hunter12396 3 месяца назад +14

      It looks like if you asked Opel the car company to make a phone

    • @ciklop4206
      @ciklop4206 3 месяца назад

      Always better than a ford​@@Hunter12396

    • @Kimmercore
      @Kimmercore 3 месяца назад

      @@theussmirage WORD and i LOVE IT

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt 3 месяца назад +2

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

  • @abnorc8798
    @abnorc8798 3 месяца назад +118

    10:47 woah there. I wasn't ready for VERTICAL frank. Maybe some warning next time? I almost fell out of my chair.

  • @ethans4387
    @ethans4387 3 месяца назад +1208

    Posted exactly when I sat down for a dump, thank you dankpods

    • @yukon_wally
      @yukon_wally 3 месяца назад +29

      Honestly same. Prepping to go to work to inevitably do the same thing again

    • @chonkyjonky
      @chonkyjonky 3 месяца назад +4

      Absolutely perfect

    • @kalebnolan8343
      @kalebnolan8343 3 месяца назад +15

      Hope you had a dankdump man!

    • @idkanymore3382
      @idkanymore3382 3 месяца назад +6

      can i taste?

    • @Violant3
      @Violant3 3 месяца назад +1

      No freaking way! Me too!

  • @TheDeadmanTT
    @TheDeadmanTT 3 месяца назад +64

    105db ringtone?
    Perfect for when I'm on the train at 4 am.

  • @timschwarze1739
    @timschwarze1739 3 месяца назад +394

    Little 'Mikrophone-test-story' from my dad and me:
    We went trout fishing on a rainy september day when I was about 10. Did not have a Single nibble or catch for many hours until my dad finally reeled in one massive trout. He told me to give it a wash in the lake water, naturally the bugger slipped out of my clumsy hands. He jumped into the water without hesitation to get it back and forgot He had his brand new Nokia N93i swivel phone, his pride and Joy at the time, still in his pocket.
    Needless to say, the trout was gone and the phone was borked. We were both very sad that day but I look back at it fondly. This Video brought up the memory so thanks Wade!
    Much love from Germany

    • @zekenelsons2069
      @zekenelsons2069 3 месяца назад +17

      I just looked up that model and that is the COOLEST phone I have ever seen. It's like an oldschool video camera with the lil flip-out guy so you could watch exactly what you were recording, before through-lens viewing was common

    • @vadnegru
      @vadnegru 3 месяца назад +11

      ​@@zekenelsons2069not to mention CRAZY amounts of *optical* zoom that rivaled digital cameras of that time. I've seen it in person and believe me it shoot better than cheap ass camera gifted to me in 2013.

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 3 месяца назад +34

      So like this one time, mate, I was going on a fishing trip with my dad, hey, 'cause I was, like, really young. And we weren't catching anything, like, absolutely nothing wanted to bite, maybe 'cause it was, like, rainy or something, hey? Uh, but then me dad pulled in a massive trout, hey? And he gave it to me and told me to go wash it in the lake, hey? But then the fish slipped out of my hands, right, and me dad jumped into the lake to go and get it, but he had his brand new phone in his pocket, right? Well, uh, he didn't get the fish, and it broke the phone. So now we have no fish and no phone. Still don't have either, actually, I don't know how I'm talking to ya.

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 3 месяца назад +1

      why did you need to wash the fish though 😭

    • @IrenMasot
      @IrenMasot 3 месяца назад +5

      @@Infinite_Archive The punchline at the end just cracked me like an egg, dude

  • @JustAPersonWhoComments
    @JustAPersonWhoComments 3 месяца назад +48

    2:17 8 gigs. That’s a real ENMBOR

  • @jakubsimek6246
    @jakubsimek6246 3 месяца назад +411

    Your old nokia runs kai os, which was quite powerful - more apps, youtupe, at one point whatsapp etc. However the os kinda died and now nokia phones have a crappy os again.

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 3 месяца назад +52

      This should be way higher. The old Nokia runs KaiOS 2.5 and 3 if memory serves me well. But it's been ages since I heard anything about KaiOS so for this 2660 HMD went back to Series30+ again.

    • @nooneinpart
      @nooneinpart 3 месяца назад +59

      Had a look online, the last KaiOS phone shipped by Nokia (now branding as parent company HMD) was the 2780 Flip from November 2022. Though that one had USB-C and a whopping 5MP main camera. The "new one" he has is from July 2022, so I guess it was a lower tier model or something.

    • @thienbaonguyen4597
      @thienbaonguyen4597 3 месяца назад +14

      @@char_ytt It would be pretty unfair comparing these two phones, since they were not even in the same price bracket at launch, but the n95 would trample over these nuggets for sure.

    • @BedroQuendoTV
      @BedroQuendoTV 3 месяца назад +16

      Not to mention he got a Nokia 2660 in this video instead of the Nokia 2780 and thought the 2660 is the official successor of his old kaios nugget
      Edit: yeah, just how @nooneinpart said it first

    • @budderbrotDE
      @budderbrotDE 3 месяца назад

      @@thienbaonguyen4597 is it s30+? sound and looks wise it reminds me of some shitty RTOS-based thing

  • @MonoCano778
    @MonoCano778 3 месяца назад +34

    I like it when funny green square man yells at electricity

  • @MinTheFou
    @MinTheFou 3 месяца назад +466

    THATS A REAL ENMBOR

    • @Kaparzo
      @Kaparzo 3 месяца назад +30

      "Shenzhen Enbo Semiconductor Technology Co., Ltd. ("ENMBOR") is a collaborative innovation platform focusing on the introduction, integration and industrial incubation of semiconductor high-tech."

    • @FhtagnCthulhu
      @FhtagnCthulhu 3 месяца назад +9

      ​@@Kaparzoi am educated now.

    • @seht674
      @seht674 3 месяца назад +2

      "good morning, that's a nice tnetennba"

  • @davedelarosa319
    @davedelarosa319 3 месяца назад +30

    Forget the flip phones, get me back to the candy bar sliders.

    • @ControlmanAM
      @ControlmanAM 2 месяца назад

      hell yeah!

    • @SharonHaggard
      @SharonHaggard 2 месяца назад

      YES!!!!

    • @jordanzish
      @jordanzish Месяц назад

      THIS. I went through 3 or 4 Samsung Slydes (That's Canadian for m540. I think it was called T949 in the States) back in the day, before they replaced those absolute units with the Samsung Evergreen, which was literal garbage (actually; it was made from recycled plastic. It was also metaphorical garbage too though. Pretty sure I returned it within days).
      Still have one of those old Slydes in a box in my office. If only 3G were still a thing (honestly don't know but if it is, it won't be for long).

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 26 дней назад +2

      Same I miss keyboard slider phones so much

  • @Skrillfreak
    @Skrillfreak 3 месяца назад +203

    The Opel legitimately looked like it was rendered on a 4x3 monitor for a 16x9 world.

    • @fatyoshi1456
      @fatyoshi1456 3 месяца назад

      She's a stretchy nugg

    • @grancoast
      @grancoast 6 дней назад

      they should've stuck to cars

  • @Gameplayer55055
    @Gameplayer55055 3 месяца назад +54

    4:29 just checked Wikipedia, no way this article is real

  • @MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind
    @MusicIOtherwiseCannotFind 3 месяца назад +179

    2:38 After a quick search, it turns out Enmbor is some Chinese company, probably with like no English presence at all, hence no results lol

    • @galaxspace1
      @galaxspace1 3 месяца назад +9

      Obviously its some Chinese crap

    • @anotherstupidhipster3551
      @anotherstupidhipster3551 3 месяца назад +52

      This is something called White Labeling. A Chinese factory will crank out millions of items where other companies can buy them and put a logo on them. When the factories want to sell these items directly, they generate a brand name and sell them like that. If you're ever on Amazon and you notice there's thousands of items where the brands are like WERTDA, SKALTE, or any other all-caps 6 letter name, that's the same thing.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 3 месяца назад

      @@anotherstupidhipster3551 I think I've heard Cathode Raydude talk about those? Gave them the name "Sixletters" or something bc the name's just 6 letters of randomly generated garbage that isn't worth remembering, since it won't be active next time you go to order something.

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros 3 месяца назад +7

      @@anotherstupidhipster3551 HUAWEI XIAOMI DOOGEE REALME... GOOGLE AMAZON LENOVO NVIDIA ?? 🤔

    • @Tam33m
      @Tam33m 3 месяца назад +13

      @@GeorgeTsiros alteast their names aren't incomprehensible and impossible to remember

  • @thesteamengineer442
    @thesteamengineer442 2 месяца назад +6

    The Opel's mic is so crunchy I love it. Had me laughing my ass off for a good while

  • @-SeventeenF
    @-SeventeenF 3 месяца назад +488

    "Press the 5 key!?" surprised like he hasn't lived in th 00s.

    • @gentle285
      @gentle285 3 месяца назад +76

      Ikr? I knew instantly that it's probably the 5. It has been used as a "second" OK button for forever.

    • @Zebra_M
      @Zebra_M 3 месяца назад +19

      ok boomers

    • @holnrew
      @holnrew 3 месяца назад +4

      I never had to do that. Mind you I only had one non touchscreen camera phone

    • @ahirugaodoreru
      @ahirugaodoreru 3 месяца назад +9

      my first camera phone in the 2000's had a dedicated take photo button

    • @Roalethiago
      @Roalethiago 3 месяца назад +11

      I was born in 2000, and pressing 5 was my first thought, hahaha

  • @Aistechmr
    @Aistechmr 3 месяца назад +22

    FYI the Nokia is a 2660 however there is also the 2780 which looks almost the same but has way more features, it has a 2MP camera, usb c, 4G, and 4 gigs of storage
    Edit: spelling

    • @larsolav
      @larsolav Месяц назад

      Wow 2MP, 4 gigs. Slow clap

  • @youtoozboi763
    @youtoozboi763 3 месяца назад +549

    Bork sounds like a noise I’d make tripping down the stairs while drunk

    • @newmedia2862
      @newmedia2862 3 месяца назад +7

      Just add a j somewhere and it'll sound Icelandic

    • @nameless.402
      @nameless.402 3 месяца назад

      ​@@newmedia2862 BJÖRK. :o

    • @zat-svi-ua
      @zat-svi-ua 3 месяца назад

      kjorb? bkojr? jokrb? kobrj?​@@newmedia2862

    • @jacksonlarson6099
      @jacksonlarson6099 3 месяца назад

      I think someone said exactly that at his confirmation hearing.

    • @iloveappleyoutube7198
      @iloveappleyoutube7198 3 месяца назад

      Trippin while trippin 😂

  • @FaustOWnia
    @FaustOWnia 3 месяца назад +17

    You have to buy... a fking... TETRIS?! That's some strong budget cuts for a phone

    • @animeloveer97
      @animeloveer97 26 дней назад +2

      Typical of old dumb phones though lol

  • @sandragoveia8293
    @sandragoveia8293 3 месяца назад +201

    4:51 fun fact: Opel is also a European car brand, they were actually the ones that designed the 2001 Holden Barina as the Opel Corsa, the Holden Astra as the Opel astra, the Holden vectra as the Opel vectra, etc.

    • @ThereMayBeLions
      @ThereMayBeLions 3 месяца назад +42

      When I heard that I was actually convinced Opel went from cars to phones

    • @Reclesschill
      @Reclesschill 3 месяца назад +11

      yeah I was wondering if it was the same opel or not i was so confused 😭

    • @BigDom1002
      @BigDom1002 3 месяца назад +4

      There were a lot of cross brand cars back then, looking at the Holden Torana, Holden Gemini and the Opel Kadett. GM really spread platforms as well as whole body designs throughout their brands back in the day!

    • @amirpourghoureiyan1637
      @amirpourghoureiyan1637 3 месяца назад +1

      yeah was surprised they got away with using that name lol

    • @aresez64
      @aresez64 3 месяца назад +4

      Oliver the Opel

  • @MyStiCstudios777
    @MyStiCstudios777 3 месяца назад +4

    Please put the REAL ENMBOR on your desk. It deserves it! Oh no my ENMBOR!

  • @InsolentCrow
    @InsolentCrow 3 месяца назад +457

    The dichotomy of Dank:
    "I'm going back to dumb phones because modern phones are shit!"
    Followed by
    "MICRO USB?! GET WITH THE TIMES!"

    • @Psydank
      @Psydank 3 месяца назад +6

      Lol that's what I was thinking

    • @tyttuut
      @tyttuut 3 месяца назад +90

      Why can't a dumb phone have USB-C?

    • @joshuasharrock466
      @joshuasharrock466 3 месяца назад +29

      You gotta give him props for givin the Wikipedia to enshittification

    • @BC-bx9kg
      @BC-bx9kg 3 месяца назад +2

      The duality of man

    • @vadnegru
      @vadnegru 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@tyttuutit's most likely not only just cost cutting measure, but it direct towards poor countries where i would argue that usb c already kind of arrived, you could see it even on 100$ smartphones and 10$ headphones (or even cheaper). But for some reason, manufacturer really wanted to drain their micro-b stash.

  • @mrGovnoff
    @mrGovnoff 3 месяца назад +9

    - I need snaek on my phone!
    - We already have a snake at home.
    10:52 The snake at home.

  • @JordanBoe
    @JordanBoe 3 месяца назад +141

    The Nokia you want is the 2080 flip. USB C and way "more" features

    • @jannik2567
      @jannik2567 3 месяца назад +43

      Do you mean the 2780 flip? Because I can't find a 2080 Flip
      But anyways it looks like a good alternative for a regular smartphone

    • @ej_tech
      @ej_tech 3 месяца назад +18

      *Nokia 2760/2780. USB-C, 4G LTE, Wi-Fi with hotspot capability, KaiOS

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt 3 месяца назад +3

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

    • @davideverett7553
      @davideverett7553 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@char_yttI'm surprised they haven't made an N95 revamped model yet, it sold so many it seems like the obvious next model that never seems to arrive.

    • @GeorgeTsiros
      @GeorgeTsiros 3 месяца назад

      why is the word _more_ in doublequotes?

  • @isaacnoobysmolbrain
    @isaacnoobysmolbrain 3 месяца назад +12

    5:10 The opel flip phone box has location spelled "locaiton" on the SOS feature's text☠☠☠

  • @thediscof24
    @thediscof24 3 месяца назад +533

    This guy is the next McDonald’s mascot. He’s putting “Mc” in front of everything.

  • @clovis_the_spook
    @clovis_the_spook 3 месяца назад +9

    Everyday I edge closer and closer to switching to a dumb phone. And then I remember if I leave the house without a gps, I will be lost in the outside world forever.

    • @russianbear0027
      @russianbear0027 2 месяца назад +1

      A lot of the modern ones are capable of doing gps navigation.
      That doesnt mean its good but you know. It exists.
      Your other option is a standalone gps device like a handheld or gps watch. Then it doesnt matter what the phone can or cant do

  • @SuperDerek
    @SuperDerek 3 месяца назад +44

    man I feel you. I wish we had a wider selection of phones to pick from today. Something that feels quality in terms of not only their components, but also their _mechanical_ engineering, and some modern quality of life things like maybe voice dictation, but without the bloat and distractions of android and iphone apps. Just a thing that takes calls, and maybe feels good in the hands, plays music over wired headphones, and takes good photos, and then disappears when I don't want it.

  • @NafanyaZX
    @NafanyaZX 3 месяца назад +6

    the dumb phone got even dumber. That's your development right there

  • @giddycadet
    @giddycadet 3 месяца назад +37

    7:16 WHAT DO YOU MEAN D:\???????? dog you got a windows phone man what happened

    • @MortCodesWeb
      @MortCodesWeb 3 месяца назад

      vCard

    • @Riztard
      @Riztard 3 месяца назад

      was about to talk about that 😂

  • @jekfosburg
    @jekfosburg 3 месяца назад +4

    I know he swears a lot, but i think that Aussies have some kind of effect where they can swear casually, and have it still be noticeable while also being completely normal and it just makes me happy every time.

    • @obzai
      @obzai 2 месяца назад

      Mate you should come visit, you'll fucken love it

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 3 месяца назад +186

    I absolutely loved my Sony Ericsson TM506 before it was stolen alongside my shorts at a swim meet. I’ll miss that thing dearly.
    Edit: I hate autocorrect sometimes

    • @DG599
      @DG599 3 месяца назад +4

      I sometimes still use my TM506 for fun.

    • @Nik_Styn
      @Nik_Styn 3 месяца назад +40

      What is a swing meet? Swinger club? No judgment.

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 3 месяца назад +38

      ​@@Nik_Styn they all met at a park and had some fun on the swings for a couple of hours
      Peak hangout

    • @whattheelijah
      @whattheelijah 3 месяца назад +13

      why were your shorts stolen

    • @ArkhBaegor
      @ArkhBaegor 3 месяца назад +33

      I get stealing a phone but stealing shorts is too far, man

  • @bjornroesbeke
    @bjornroesbeke 3 месяца назад +2

    Even the simplest of "old people dumb phones" are too complex.
    Three buttons is all they need, oh and maybe a rotary dial.

  • @rwall514
    @rwall514 3 месяца назад +17

    Oh god, that new Nokia flip phone isn't running KaiOS. Neither is the old 3310 3G. It's running an even more basic system, S30+, which can handle basically nothing. No RUclips, no FaceBook, no nothing. Early versions of the 3310 3G at least had the ability to run J2ME applications, an old form of app that still works today, which really saved me back when I daily drove mine - but they got rid of that for reasons known only to god. It's actually worse than the original S30, which came out decades ago.
    Your current daily driver flip phone, on the other hand, DOES run KaiOS. They're a good middle ground between the crapware modern S30'+' and the Android/iOS bull.
    However, for some stupid reason, HMD-Nokia aren't selling the 'version' of this phone which runs KaiOS in Australia. The 2780 Flip is the one you want, but apparently, Australia only gets the 2660. The 2660 looks exactly the same as the 2780. It has the same buttons, the same colors, the same connectivity. But unlike the 2780, the 2660 runs S30'+', and probably has the same terrible interior as the 3310, or the 225 4G.

    • @zakofrx
      @zakofrx 3 месяца назад +1

      I hate Kaos..
      I don't won't an constant online connection with such a phone...
      I use them for no spyware..
      But I hate how they no longer have j2me.. I love many of the old Java games..
      But they don't have 4g phones that support Java and 3g is being shutdown.. Plus they only allow Java games installed from online, not she SD card..

  • @mikurusagawa6897
    @mikurusagawa6897 3 месяца назад +2

    Oh no, the fact that you have to break your fingernails to get to the battery is not a flaw of old-style phones, it's a feature

  • @FizzyK-45
    @FizzyK-45 3 месяца назад +64

    Man, Nokia phones haven't been the same since they were bought by HMD Global. I miss the good ol' days of Nokia phones. 😅

    • @BassBanj0
      @BassBanj0 3 месяца назад +17

      I mean when HMD first bought them and brought them back they were honestly pretty decent
      I had a couple of them, namely the Nokia 6, 7.1, and 9 Pureview
      The 6 was really good, all metal build and was durable as hell, 7.1 was pretty great too, the 9 Pureview was promising with it's really unique 5 camera setup but they abandoned it quickly and it became extremely buggy sadly
      Nokia went downhill quickly after 2019 quality wise
      Since then I gave up and switched to Google Pixel

    • @yannick7230
      @yannick7230 3 месяца назад +10

      The KaiOS phones at least showed some potential. The ones they're making now are just bad.

    • @FizzyK-45
      @FizzyK-45 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@BassBanj0 I see, I never actually bother to look at their Android phones but from what I've heard they're pretty okay, but yeah as you said, everything went downhill after.

    • @char_ytt
      @char_ytt 3 месяца назад +4

      Is it just me or would a Nokia N95 absolutely destroy all of these?

    • @FizzyK-45
      @FizzyK-45 3 месяца назад

      @@yannick7230 ​ That's true, I heard KaiOS based phones are pretty good, it's definitely great for someone who still want to go online but doesn't want the whole full android experience.

  • @AJPP
    @AJPP 14 дней назад +1

    8:00 "press the 5 key!?" tear the manual apart 😂😂

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal 3 месяца назад +153

    Dank: Stabs the box.
    Also Dank: What is this skidmark on me phone?
    Maybe the two are related? 🧐🤨

    • @joshuasharrock466
      @joshuasharrock466 3 месяца назад +9

      I was wondering if anybody else noticed that.
      Unusual skidmark and angle🤔

    • @Volpurr
      @Volpurr 3 месяца назад +27

      I mean, the way he stabbed the box and the position of the skid mark don't line up at all

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 3 месяца назад +8

      Wade's quite rough with his possessions most of the time.
      It made the lack of durability on Craig's earbud pack more apparent, though.

    • @gluttonousmaximus9048
      @gluttonousmaximus9048 3 месяца назад

      Nah it can't be, they just suck!

    • @burlatsdemontaigne6147
      @burlatsdemontaigne6147 2 месяца назад

      He was channeling his inner AvE.

  • @notorcus
    @notorcus 3 месяца назад +6

    "getwith the times mates"
    buys a flip phone

  • @panagiotispappas1001
    @panagiotispappas1001 3 месяца назад +132

    Samsung has been real quiet since the opel dropped

    • @infernows
      @infernows 3 месяца назад +29

      Smasnug*

    • @UserAccount-ThisOne
      @UserAccount-ThisOne 3 месяца назад +1

      nah they are too busy stealing every ounce of customer data on each device that gets sent in for repairs while also stealing peoples devices if they contain non official parts in them to care

    • @cobrazoid
      @cobrazoid 3 месяца назад +2

      @@infernowssungsam*

    • @danielt2k8
      @danielt2k8 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cobrazoid*snugsma

  • @llll24647
    @llll24647 3 месяца назад +10

    3:09 CRAZY EGGS MAKE A RETURN WOOOOOO

    • @Japanese_usa
      @Japanese_usa 2 месяца назад +2

      [CRAZY EGGS MOMENT!]
      WE WILL DO CRAZY WITH EGGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @tahoedudeplayz2296
    @tahoedudeplayz2296 3 месяца назад +18

    Flip phones are peak technology

  • @TheBoltMaster456
    @TheBoltMaster456 Месяц назад +2

    0:36
    >Take 15 minutes to remove all the bloatware off the phone
    or
    >Stick with it for 6 months then give up
    I wonder which one Dankpods chose to do.

  • @Nubby007
    @Nubby007 3 месяца назад +10

    I was really hoping to hear the full 105db power of the ringtone

  • @AadarshRai2
    @AadarshRai2 3 месяца назад +4

    Tech channel I was looking for.

  • @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet
    @SomeRandomPersonOnTheNet 3 месяца назад +5

    Been planning on getting a “escaping the dystopia of smartphones.” This review helps. Thanks Dankpods!

  • @BedroQuendoTV
    @BedroQuendoTV 3 месяца назад +4

    Gotta love how you upload a flip nuggie vid right when my Cat S22 Flip arrived.
    And i think you misunderstood! That Nokia 2660 Flip isn't a replacement to the old one. In fact, it is the Nokia 2780 Flip which has a very similar design to this one, and better yet, updated KaiOS and USB-C. Problem is, idk if the 2780 Flip is officially sold in Australia and other regions. But i would say this is actually a step up

  • @panagiotispappas1001
    @panagiotispappas1001 3 месяца назад +50

    This reminded me of the vid where Wade got some cheap phones and was trying each one to see which one he would use for his work phone!
    Edit: Y’all I’m stupid, I commented first and then watched the vid because I wanted to be early and then forgot about this comment.

    • @Paco8478
      @Paco8478 3 месяца назад +11

      This it's the sequel

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 месяца назад +4

      Gosh dang it I wonder why 😮

    • @panagiotispappas1001
      @panagiotispappas1001 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Paco8478Yeah you’re right, I haven’t watched the vid before commenting because I wanted to be early. Oops

  • @CuteSkyler
    @CuteSkyler 3 месяца назад +1

    Holy Jesus, Dank's T9 typing is insane.

  • @emkaym8
    @emkaym8 3 месяца назад +14

    1:05 It's green though, I like green! -DankPods 2024

  • @DankCoffee
    @DankCoffee 3 месяца назад +14

    I HAVE THAT PHONE RN 0:01

  • @frostanimate
    @frostanimate 3 месяца назад +36

    I always see them kids who be gettin grounded who gotta use flip phones and the 2660 is definitely the most common of them.

    • @Tommy-qe6fh
      @Tommy-qe6fh 3 месяца назад +1

      I agree yeah I've seen it a lot

  • @awarepillow1180
    @awarepillow1180 3 месяца назад +1

    I always love listening to this Aussie man yap about random stuff through shitty mics

  • @Estonian_Femboy
    @Estonian_Femboy 3 месяца назад +24

    0:01 tahate was the replasment For the work/Iphone that broke. That was a good vid

    • @RealNeonPlayz
      @RealNeonPlayz 3 месяца назад

      are you okay? your spelling is... off.

    • @Estonian_Femboy
      @Estonian_Femboy 3 месяца назад +3

      Okay provi rääkida kolme keelt

  • @render1802
    @render1802 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh wow, that opel phone's toaster mic must have been already thrown in a bathtub at some point.

  • @Enplok
    @Enplok 3 месяца назад +61

    "But honey, what about our dat-"
    SHUSH, DANKPODS POSTED

  • @sgt_triometra7114
    @sgt_triometra7114 3 месяца назад +12

    All of these "phones for old people" (cause that's what these are marketed as around here) are hilarious to me cause when my grandma asks me how to do a thing on one of these, I can't help her. Cause I don't know.

    • @Dawn_Hannah
      @Dawn_Hannah 3 месяца назад +1

      This!!! Got my mom the Jitterbug flip phone and it was so difficult for her, and for me to figure out and explain, that we got her a smartphone instead. The smartphone is still confusing, but a lot less so than the “old style” flip phone.

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 3 месяца назад +10

    Uggo is my favorite australianism. Makes me giggle every time

  • @qwerty4012
    @qwerty4012 3 месяца назад +22

    1:40 i think that's when you stabbed the box with a knife you dingus

    • @RealNeonPlayz
      @RealNeonPlayz 3 месяца назад +3

      idk it's a different orientation

  • @gergthewerg
    @gergthewerg 3 месяца назад +10

    Damn the fact that even in the flip phone world, the biggest companies make the worst crap

  • @timemachine-ml4wx
    @timemachine-ml4wx 3 месяца назад +4

    1:30 get with the times dingus! He yells as he unboxes his new flip phone

  • @deesevrin8570
    @deesevrin8570 3 месяца назад +17

    Cat S22 Flip, you must experience this chonkiest of nuggs. it even has USB-C!

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 3 месяца назад +1

      I own one and love it so much. Got it after I broke three phones in a row 😂

    • @deesevrin8570
      @deesevrin8570 3 месяца назад +3

      @@theussmirage I love answering any phone related conversation with "My phone can beat up your phone"

    • @escgoogle3865
      @escgoogle3865 3 месяца назад

      How does our product compete with the s22 should be bullet #1 for dumbphones.

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 3 месяца назад +1

    105 decibels is deafeningly loud. That’s like going to a concert without hearing protection.

  • @adamevans1989
    @adamevans1989 3 месяца назад +6

    Opel is something I'd sooner expect to see on Garbage Time XD

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage 3 месяца назад +1

      Only slightly more functional than the car

  • @Pocahonkers
    @Pocahonkers 3 месяца назад +1

    Wow.
    They couldn't even give you the bloatware on that phone for free, what kind of world do we live in.

  • @TooTsaka
    @TooTsaka 3 месяца назад +7

    So glad Dank finally got himself a good phone. You finally got there, buddy! Proudda you! 🥰

  • @RozzyLou
    @RozzyLou 3 месяца назад +6

    8:25 anyone else see the dead pixel on the phone screen on the bottom right…?!? 🤣

  • @marioandminecraft6553
    @marioandminecraft6553 3 месяца назад +13

    9:13 DRUNK!?

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp 3 месяца назад +2

    "Nokia has done it. They've given you something that doesn't exist." This line destroyed me.

  • @Gadgetman1989
    @Gadgetman1989 3 месяца назад +4

    0:23 that phone vs 1 grit!! Love your content mate

  • @Edgar193
    @Edgar193 3 месяца назад +1

    That is the most beautiful video recording sound I've heard of all the nuggs, couldn't stop laughing at it

  • @Wilhelm07121
    @Wilhelm07121 3 месяца назад +15

    The frank master hath returned to shout at electronic devices

  • @Nirmiti.
    @Nirmiti. 3 месяца назад +1

    Good to see Frank's doing well. 😊

  • @SodaTheProto
    @SodaTheProto 3 месяца назад +17

    1:23 Ebay GSP be like:

  • @Trey-t8w
    @Trey-t8w 3 месяца назад +4

    Mom the Aussie guy is screaming at dinguses again

  • @delbomb3131
    @delbomb3131 3 месяца назад +6

    Dank "this is my daily driver work phone"
    Also Dank "i don't know how to type"

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 3 месяца назад +1

    Dank is showing his age by how fast he's able to type of those phones

  • @colehammers6718
    @colehammers6718 3 месяца назад +5

    The Enmbor-kening

  • @Fl1pdOver
    @Fl1pdOver 3 месяца назад +1

    I'm watching this on a power outage. This brings me a smile on these boring times :)

  • @Ren_0096
    @Ren_0096 3 месяца назад +4

    Have a look at the Japanese flip phone market, they have some great nugs.

  • @themalevolentone5087
    @themalevolentone5087 3 месяца назад +1

    When 2018 is considered old. I feel old.

  • @thosewhowish2b693
    @thosewhowish2b693 3 месяца назад +80

    WAAADE, where can we see you playing some jazz? Not the garbage stream or the drum thing, just some standards and what not?

    • @itsjustchloe9635
      @itsjustchloe9635 3 месяца назад +9

      Lock him up in your basement and force him to play for you

    • @Eggs_Benedict1114
      @Eggs_Benedict1114 3 месяца назад

      @@itsjustchloe9635 I did that it worked perfectly

    • @thosewhowish2b693
      @thosewhowish2b693 3 месяца назад

      @@itsjustchloe9635 🤤

  • @drakthorianakatzaphquiel455
    @drakthorianakatzaphquiel455 3 месяца назад +2

    Ahahaha, it's funny to me he didn't realize it's press 5, by himself...... It's been like that on most dumbphones since the end of time.....
    And I know Dank knows, because we are same age, and they were heavily popular at the time....

  • @HHydraZ
    @HHydraZ 3 месяца назад +18

    Fold phones are reverse evolution in a modern way

  • @solarbirdyz
    @solarbirdyz 3 месяца назад +1

    Definitely find a couple more copies of the old dumbphone for parts

  • @tigersusyt
    @tigersusyt 3 месяца назад +7

    Wade: hates android bloat
    It's smasnug's fault
    Wade should get a Google pixel

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 3 месяца назад +1

    Those "two pathetic brass pins" are "pogo" charging.... responsible for almost ever first responders phone/radio ever... cops, firemen, ambulance drivers...

  • @yasugi0153
    @yasugi0153 3 месяца назад +5

    6:22 mate the keypad on that is for my 80 year old gma

  • @irisbaggins
    @irisbaggins 3 месяца назад +1

    Ah, yes. The pain of attempting to open a Dumb Phone. Any time a customer asks me to open one, I sigh loudly and prepare myself to sacrifice my nails. The clips are, surprisingly, sturdy.
    Also, Opel seems to be the Australian version of the Scandinavian Doro brand.

  • @Yeshfrl
    @Yeshfrl 3 месяца назад +4

    Australian man screams at flipphones

  • @CrayQuilt.
    @CrayQuilt. 3 месяца назад +2

    Bro that newer flip phone looked SOLID until the predictive text. Holy shit fuck 🎉

  • @CameronHord
    @CameronHord 3 месяца назад +7

    "Get with the times!" screams the man upgrading his dumb phone to another dumb phone.

  • @TheSushi739
    @TheSushi739 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh yeah even these kinds of Phones are getting worse, i work in a store that sells these and we often take them back because elderly people can't even figure these out as opposed to their old nokia phones lol

  • @scoovy9170
    @scoovy9170 3 месяца назад +9

    Damn... USB-C AND HEADPHONE JACK?!
    This thing's better than all of Apple!

  • @dezhocob
    @dezhocob 3 месяца назад +1

    The enshittenment is so real!