Anyone wondering why there are no Bills vs Jets plays on the list, I was planning on making a separate video about that game. There were two doinks in that game and I wanted to go into detail about how the FG kicks are manipulated with technology and I didn't want to cut out 2 plays from the list in order to fit both doinks on the list. There was also a hail mary in that game that could be on the list as well, so for that reason I will make a separate video about that game.
@Bopha_Deez_Middel_Fingas And, the player, whose name is on the jersey, doesn't get compensated by the league using his name or likeness. Bravo. Sheep.
Too many dupes will continue to center their meaningless lives around it, even if it happens. Just like when pro wrestling was publicly exposed for the sham it is.... and has always been; their fans remain loyal and oblivious, convinced that fantasy = reality.
I haven't seen a form tackle in years. If our tackle attempts looked like that in high school we would have been running laps until the coaches were tired.
I won multiple state championships through middle and highschool and dive-tackling was forbidden, you take yourself (and sometimes team-mates) out of the play when you do that, there are 10 other players on the field chasing that ball, you need to block the running lane and make the runner run sideways or slow down to try to juke you, then you need to wrap up or grab whatever you can and slow down the runner and make a tackle if you can but you can just slow him down too and wait for back-up. These "pro" players just dive all over the field taking themselves and a lot of the times other team-mates out of the play, and opening up the field for the ball carrier to just take-off, its not real football.
@@JoshDragRace0688 I was taught to head tackle you plant your forehead into the runners jersey numbers and drive him back and down and I was at the doctors yesterday for doing this and that was in 75 when coach says give your life for the team
The NFL owners tell the team owners what to do...The team owners tell the coaching staff what to do...The coaching staff tells the players what to do... The players have to do what their told or else they won't be out there😵💫
I use to think there a few key players and the refs were in on it. But the main driver was the offensive and defensive coordinators on opposite teams worked together. Now, it seems, they are all in on it.
Exactly. I think its funny on the sports bribery act they go into detail about a player, coach, referee cannot manipulate the game but there is nothing stating that team owners cannot have a preferred outcome.
Very true! And proof is you’ll notice the episodes of when the players are “Mic’D Up”…. That’s exactly how you know they have speakers in their ear under their helmets so they can communicate on the plays and what’s going to happen
I love when pundits break down qb play. And when it's a terrible overthrow for an interception they always excuse it by saying "his footwork was wrong and his hip didnt fire which can cause the ball to sail on you." BULLSH*T I can throw the ball to my son with ZERO "mechanics" or "footwork" and it's hardly ever as poorly thrown as a Elite NFL qb's when his feet are quite perfect.. give me a break!
You’re really good at picking these out. This league is trash and grown ass men playing fairy tale sports and lying to their fans like it’s WWE…patriots don’t lie and cheat their fellow countrymen. If you watch the Eagles game again; I think second quarter, Lane Johnson ( Nice generic name LANE, because he creates large Lanes for runners) does the Freemason handshake to Jalen Hurts and the cameraman makes sure to get every second of it centred on camera. Fucking Freemasons infiltrating sports and making a joke out of them while profiting off betting/fixing the very same game.
NFL is definitely becoming more blatant now. Baseball has been a giant masonic ritual since day one. Alexander Cartwright, not "Abner Doubleday", invented that shit. Cartwright, sure enough, kept his house at a chilly 33° and was a known Freemason. Last night right after a "close play" in the LA/NY NLCS Game 3, the camera immediately pans to two players standing near the dugout. Here are the numbers they were wearing: P1-9 P2-66 I just rolled my eyes.
Giants, Bengals 1st half. Had Burrow for a sack safety, but then he just stopped and looked back like he saw a cat. Had him wrapped up and ready. I turned it off and walked away.
And collinsworth tried to cover up for him...".didnt want to get a penalty "..then said something like "yeah,he definitely was just trying to avoid the penalty "..these are not the droids your looking for.........no different then wwf now.i can only look at it as entertainment now. Not worth investing much time or emotions...
You missed the Bengals game when the guy was sacking Burrow but then he didn’t sack him. Instead he turned around and started running the other direction 😅
Me too but i happen to live in Kansas with family members who are all Chiefs fan... you can imagine how hard they resist it since their team was chosen to be the dynasty.
The Giants guy who bailed on tackling Burrow was the #1 of the entire season so far. It's on Tik Tok. Collinsworth played some damage control and said the guy was avoiding a penalty. Made no sense.
You know these NFL clowns are watching your videos at parties in their giant mansion and betting on your picks for most rigged plays. It's now the only part of the game that's real... Jake's rigged picks.
I am at the doctor right now because I played college football I gave my life for the team back in 75 we head tackled and if you arm tackled you got kicked off the team
@@shocktrauma85 Indeed. Although a lot of the actors in the NFL are quite bad, like the ones tackling air and dropping easy passes, but it does make for good comedy.
most of us played junior and high school football, never have i've been told to tackle with your shoulders. its always wrap up and drive. but when you come into the NFL, defenders are taken their arms away and are taught to tackle with their shoulders instead of wrapping up
Yeah and fan boys show up here and tell me "You have never played football before". It is still one of their favorite things to say even though I clearly know quite a bit about football and of course I have played some football many years ago.
I won multiple championships through middle and highschool and dive-tackling was forbidden, you take yourself (and sometimes team-mates) out of the play when you do that, there are 10 other players on the field chasing that ball, you need to block the running lane and make the runner run sideways or slow down to try to juke you, then you need to wrap up or grab whatever you can and slow down the runner and make a tackle if you can but you can just slow him down too and wait for back-up. These "pro" players just dive all over the field taking themselves and a lot of the times other team-mates out of the play, and opening up the field for the ball carrier to just take-off, its not real football.
We always called sendejo from the Vikings a few years ago "The Rocket" he would only launch himself like a rocket not once did he try and wrap up tackle. I would tell my family it's because it's fake, they would lose their sh on me. Lol
Craziest part of the FG block , if any defensive players touches those center lineman , it’s a penalty. So if you’re a center , it’s taught that you hike the ball and get up ASAP 😂 all they have to do is stand up and they can’t get jumped over and very very unlikely they get pushed back into the FG . The fact the center stays down and makes no attempt to block says it all 😂
I basically say that in the video. Someone jumping over a 300 pound center is impossible unless the center just lays on his face and crouches down for that exact reason.
@@jaketheasshole I hear you completely, I’m just reiterating the fact that if this was real football , any coach would easily coach against this “jumping over center” tactic. Especially if you’re an NFL coach and see all these blocked kicks weeks in a row .
If any of you paid actual attention, you would notice that in both field goal attempts showcased, the center was held down by the defensive tackle next to the kick blocker. As soon as the ball was hiked, that defender placed his hands on the back of the center's head and pushed down. Basically an uncalled illegal defensive hold. Or is this channel just a parody channel, since it seems there is little acknowledgement of the actual chaos inevitable in the sport?
@@Monkeyboysdontknow ur a joke , any “touching” of the center is a penalty . Doesn’t have to be a holding . You make contact with the center it’s a flag . Can tell you’re just sitting on your couch watching WWE 😂
@@Monkeyboysdontknow “touching” of the center is a penalty . Doesn’t have to be a holding . You make contact with the center it’s a flag . And you’re telling me the ref just happens to miss it every time ? And the center still makes no effort to get up . If he was getting held down , you’d get up as fast as you could to show the ref he’s holding you . Can tell you’re just sitting on your couch thinking you know something when you never even played a snap of football 😂
When you slowed down that blocked kick you could see the defender actually starts a split second earlier than everyone else and he does push off the lineman with his left leg. So basically he committed 2 uncalled penalties on the same play. lol
I mentioned this in another post, but it bears repeating. In both field goal attempts showcased, the center was held down by the defensive tackle next to the kick blocker. As soon as the ball was hiked, that defender placed his hands on the back of the center's head and pushed down. Basically an uncalled illegal defensive hold.
I can't wait to see your video on the double doink Monday night game. I was laughing when it happened. They have mics on top of the uprights just so the TV audience can hear the resounding doink of the football hitting the uprights. Sure. 😂
The most rigged moment in the world in front of our faces during the Seahawks game. Absolutely ridiculous that the "replay center" miraculously doesn't have the angle that the fans do. That is the most ridiculous excuse of all time. It was so obvious. Why would the 49ers even challenge if the angle didn't exist. That was absolutely incredibly crazy and I'll never forget it......... "replay center". What a joke
Look at the time in game that it happened and look at what the Niners have done 2 of the last 3 weeks; coughed up double digit leads late, by doing that, they were assuring all the bettors jumped all over Seattle, just for the Seahawks to allow the rookie RB to get to the 2 yd line on a 50+ yd run at the End of the game. All rigged for betting and pounding american asses.
yeah, the angle excuse bs doesn't fly, because even without the enhanced angle you can see from the regular show that it clearly hits his thumb, soon they will stop lying cause they are barely trying to hide it now.
The video I look forward to every week! Great work, Jake. You're the only creator who has me laughing out loud EVERY week! Too many classic lines to recount in this one. You've opened my eyes and I've started noticing obvious BS in these games lately, especially the missed tackles - so many of those. I was a sucker who fell for Sunday Ticket last year - never again once you showed me the light. BTW, have you thought about augmenting your merch line to include "Return of the doink!', "Sweet feet action", or"Extra phony with a side of Rigaroni"? Those at least to me are classic original catchphrases that get me laughing every time. Just an idea.
I was disgruntled but now I see the situation comedy of it all, makes it much more fun to watch. I can see the storyline develop during the game, who is the next jim brown, next ioe Montana etc, it is hilarious
Yep, during the 3rd quarter of Monday night I was able to predict it was going to get locked at 20-20 for quite a while as I noticed the over under was 41.5. Missed fieldgoals and overthrowing wide open receivers in the endzone etc after that. Can't make this stuff up anymore.
What's better than goin to the E.R. and getting hospitalized and layin here LMFAO ? Hey, laughter is the best medicine, right ? Love this channel !! Wulfy
That was Sean Tucker's first time getting decent snaps in a NFL game and you mean to tell me he is looking like a Pro Bowl player. Thats how you know its fake.
Has anyone noticed how these replacement RBs are playing like pro bowlers. Look at the backup 49ers RB and the Bucs backup RB. So you have limited game experience but you get thrown in the game and all of a sudden you are playing better than the starter that is injured. It wasn't like this before Draftkings/Fanduel became popular.
yupp! or whatever happened to all the KELCE TDs?? "PROP BETTING" thats whats up!! how many stacks go up in smoke on each game because these backups / benchwarmers are suddenly becoming highlight sensations!! 😆
@@scott783 that is true ,, but there has to be an element of emberassment because they are just doing as theyre told no matter what and its sold as real competition
@@jasongza4153 i get what you are saying, but you are assuming these "players" are good people. A good person would be embarrassed, but a lot of these players are pieces of shit as people. That's why I always tell people just because some one can hit a baseball 400 feet, or dunk a basketball , or throw a football 75 yards doesnt mean they do the rest of their lives well or are good people. They are not role models
Number 1 Most Scripted Play (IMHO). Bengal defender clearly had Burrows in the grasp in the endzone, ready to bring him down and for some reason just let go. Even the announcer didn't have an explanation for (because there was none)!
@@jaketheasshole Good Day Jake! Happy to Help!! It was during the Bengals/Giants game (Pretty sure it was Sunday Night). Even in slow-mo I couldn't believe it! It was when the Giants had Cincinnati backed up to their own end zone. Would have been a Safety (can't mess with the point differential -- the defender probably realized that at the last second). Bottom Line: Never saw anything like it!
the kicking game is the most rigged thing in the NFL to me to cover that spread. what's the point of a different ball for kicking? shouldn't all footballs be the same? that's like saying the NBA need a different ball for a free throw
I’d bet the argument is a “fresh ball.” One that a defender didn’t have in his hands the play before, giving HIM the chance to manipulate it right before an important kick.
script writers have a dilena on their hands, to they dethrone the Chiefs to continue to have some resemblance that it's real football or do they just say fuck pretending and continue to hand every single game to Kelce and his pretend girlfriend?
Kelce won’t be around a whole lot longer. What they’re going to do is get Mahomes more rings than Tom Brady. He will then be the total face of the NFL maybe until he dies of old age.
Look, I think the nfl is rigged. But there is no way the players in on it. Imagine u work that hard ur whole life to get to the nfl just to an actor. Don’t you think atleast 1 player would have leaked everything to the public by now? They look like actors and do stupid that a super elite athlete should not be making. but it just seems crazy that the players would be in it. But again if u watch some cfb then u notice them people always get tackled
Why do offensive players wear anything on their back side that can be grabbed & pulled? Don't you want to make it hard to grab u? Like: Here! Grab ahold of this & hang on!
#1 play…I can’t count how many times Jake has pointed out guys trying to make tackles by grabbing towels and shirts, anything besides actually tackling guys.
Well you gotta remember how cool that old footage of Earl Campbell getting his jersey torn off, and him still rolling. I think they’re inspired by that play, to have pieces of uniform ripped off to add excitement. Something else to talk about, besides their futile attempts to make tackles.
On that Debo TD when the guy flew past Debo on the ridiculous missed tackle Kirk Herbstreit(came from CFB) paused for words going over the replay. He didn't know where to start.
My family hates it when I tell them the truth about the NFL. God is truth and I'll speak his word regardless of who doesn't like it. That's just too damn bad
no worries, I literally had to stop going into a gelson next to me because the fan boys at the bar in there all think these games are real and I would just get into arguements with them.
My best friend, he’s so wrapped up in it, he told me he didn’t want to know and would never look into it. He conceded that i generally always know what i’m talking about, but could never part with something so important to him. He has multiple team tattoos.
@@omegapain8459it’s unfortunate , a lot of these people just have nothing else going on in their lives , and if the truth came out that their precious sports were fixed , they would crumble. They would rather live in the matrix with ignorant bliss then try to get out of it and deal with harsh truth
Why are the Missouri K.C. Chiefs so good?, because the NFL screwed the Missouri St Louis Cardinals & Rams fans twice! Gotta keep those Missouri fans happy!
I have noticed 49ers, Eagles and Chiefs have the most sus and rigged plays on a consistent basis from all the teams. And surprise surprise what 3 teams have been to the last 2 superbowls? The chiefs just get lots of help from the refs to make sure they win, but the Eagles and 49ers have very good squads yet one week they play decent and the next week against a worse opponent they forget how to play football.
The games are completely scripted, we don't really know which teams are genuinely good and which mediocre. The 49ers are probably overrated, according to average RAS scores they are not really a team with much athletic talent.
Is Cleveland offside on that play (btw)? LOL! 2:10 - let me know what you think? Not that it matters now - but, why wouldn't the Philly coach challenge that when you have instant replay?
offside and looks like he stepped on the Eagles as well which should be a penalty right? funniest things about that play is I knew it was coming before it happened. Eagles qb got sacked right before that play for -8 yards, kicking a 57 field goal was not the right call with 25 seconds left and leading, just punt and end the half.
As a Bills fan I started noticing the rigaroni during the playoffs were they suddenly inexplicably went from red hot to ice cold and were never able to get past the Chefs albeit dominating all season. Now I still watch and play Fantasy Football for fun but knowing that it’s just as rigged as the Gladiator games were in ancient Rome.
its way more than the commissioner, its the players, the refs, the coaches, the sportsbooks, the networks, its a whole system and its like a big spider web
Wow the amount of rigged games they had this week especially the 49ers vs Seahawks game and Buccaneers vs Saints game and yet NFL fans still defends it 😂
On 11/22/1945 Cleveland Rams receiver Jim Benton set an NFL single game record with 10 catches for 303 yards (30.3 yards per catch). His college number was 33. That's a lot of 33's. Cloyce Box came close to the record with 302 yards in a 1950 game. Rams receiver Cooper Kupp (his initials are a phonetical 33) set a record a few years ago with 33 catches in that year's playoffs.
Niners Seahawks games are very predictable. Niners dominate until a big play, a terrible call, then it’s suddenly a game again, (how convenient for tv ratings) then niners close it out late .
You’ve got to stop calling us disgruntled sports fans…. We are enlightened sports fans. Thanks to your pointing out these most obvious phony gems anyone with a half lobe in their head knows it rigatoni baloney.
Excellent work as usual. The come from the side, swat the back of the ball carrier, go to the turf and take out another defender on your team move made two appearances this week. Not rehearsed at all. Let's bet on the outcome of the next star wars movie while we're at it.
Fan boy banter on the blocked field goals is whether not it’s a rules violation, of course. Fan boys having major fits about the alleged poor officiating in Bills-Jets game. Since Jets fired head coach, they can’t complain about “bad coaching”. And purdiest pass of the week goes to Brock throwing to the player with the purdy pink shoes, Samuel. I was completely unaware of breast cancer until NFL players started wearing pink.
The irony of getting a political ad at the beginning of one of your videos. Doesn't matter for which candidate (because they all work for the same boss), but you better believe I clicked on the ad to make sure that person has to pay you your 4 cents. 😂
Go back into the 80's and watch how stiff defenses were. How nobody missed tackles. Getting a 3 yard running play was considered pretty good. And FS's and SS's flying around the field actually made big consistent contact. The defense is the dead giveaway today, while all eyes are on the offense.
Since the term "record breaking" got worn out, I noticed they moved on to the phrase "History Making" (making history???). Is there a new phrase in the works? Are they going to run out of FORCED EXCITEMENT phrases?
I guess you made this video before the Monday night game. There was so much fake garbage in that game. It even had two DOINKS, and 3 missed FG's. One of the missed FG's was so weird looking. The ball changed direction in mid flight, like REALLY got magnetized. It looked so unreal.
The defensive end doing a sweet feet belly flop, as Burrow goes by. Then the d back who has the angle and 40 yards to run him down, runs just fast enough to stay about even, and then gets to the goal line in time to wipe out his own teammate.
I'd rather watch 2 or 3 hours of this than any NFL BS game !! I think you should do one about the whole weird Mahomes thing. His brother is a serious side show ! Throw in some Taylor Shwift...bring the house Down ! 🤣
Anyone wondering why there are no Bills vs Jets plays on the list, I was planning on making a separate video about that game. There were two doinks in that game and I wanted to go into detail about how the FG kicks are manipulated with technology and I didn't want to cut out 2 plays from the list in order to fit both doinks on the list. There was also a hail mary in that game that could be on the list as well, so for that reason I will make a separate video about that game.
Terrible game... lol Holy Fuck....
Yh we need that video
Most rigged game with 200 flags 😂
National televised riggery lol
not to mention the most scripted fake hail mary rodgers throw of all time
Just the flags would be enough to make a video let alone the terrible acting
NFL = NOT FUCKING LEGIT 💯
Nice.
National Fake League
Facts
@@YTSellouts National Fake League
This entire league is a fucking joke and it needs to be exposed and shut down for the mockery that it is.
Peasants pay to wear another dude's name on their back with their own money they earned while making somebody else rich. America!
That will never happen because it is merely a part of a bigger scheme. Plus the bulk of humanity want it anyway so the odds are this is going to stay.
@Bopha_Deez_Middel_Fingas And, the player, whose name is on the jersey, doesn't get compensated by the league using his name or likeness. Bravo. Sheep.
@@Bopha_Deez_Middel_Fingasthat just blew my mind….
Too many dupes will continue to center their meaningless lives around it, even if it happens. Just like when pro wrestling was publicly exposed for the sham it is.... and has always been; their fans remain loyal and oblivious, convinced that fantasy = reality.
The nfl could admit it's rigged tomorrow and these fan boys already too far gone to stop watching.
I don't watch football, but I like seeing the scam
I haven't seen a form tackle in years. If our tackle attempts looked like that in high school we would have been running laps until the coaches were tired.
@@jrod66ify or just kicked off the team
Benched, unless you were the only warm body they had to throw out there.
I won multiple state championships through middle and highschool and dive-tackling was forbidden, you take yourself (and sometimes team-mates) out of the play when you do that, there are 10 other players on the field chasing that ball, you need to block the running lane and make the runner run sideways or slow down to try to juke you, then you need to wrap up or grab whatever you can and slow down the runner and make a tackle if you can but you can just slow him down too and wait for back-up.
These "pro" players just dive all over the field taking themselves and a lot of the times other team-mates out of the play, and opening up the field for the ball carrier to just take-off, its not real football.
@@JoshDragRace0688 I was taught to head tackle you plant your forehead into the runners jersey numbers and drive him back and down and I was at the doctors yesterday for doing this and that was in 75 when coach says give your life for the team
High school football and pick up games are real...the nfl is a joke like this empire..
The NFL owners tell the team owners what to do...The team owners tell the coaching staff what to do...The coaching staff tells the players what to do... The players have to do what their told or else they won't be out there😵💫
I use to think there a few key players and the refs were in on it. But the main driver was the offensive and defensive coordinators on opposite teams worked together. Now, it seems, they are all in on it.
Exactly. I think its funny on the sports bribery act they go into detail about a player, coach, referee cannot manipulate the game but there is nothing stating that team owners cannot have a preferred outcome.
Very true! And proof is you’ll notice the episodes of when the players are “Mic’D Up”…. That’s exactly how you know they have speakers in their ear under their helmets so they can communicate on the plays and what’s going to happen
I love when pundits break down qb play. And when it's a terrible overthrow for an interception they always excuse it by saying "his footwork was wrong and his hip didnt fire which can cause the ball to sail on you." BULLSH*T I can throw the ball to my son with ZERO "mechanics" or "footwork" and it's hardly ever as poorly thrown as a Elite NFL qb's when his feet are quite perfect.. give me a break!
The "fakeness" of this league is indisputable.
…and the facts are indisputable…nicely done. “A Few Good Men” reference. Nicely done.
You’re really good at picking these out.
This league is trash and grown ass men playing fairy tale sports and lying to their fans like it’s WWE…patriots don’t lie and cheat their fellow countrymen.
If you watch the Eagles game again; I think second quarter, Lane Johnson ( Nice generic name LANE, because he creates large Lanes for runners) does the Freemason handshake to Jalen Hurts and the cameraman makes sure to get every second of it centred on camera.
Fucking Freemasons infiltrating sports and making a joke out of them while profiting off betting/fixing the very same game.
@jaketheasshole
True . And the worst are those MAGA fools who think they are patriots all the while supporting a fascist .
NFL is definitely becoming more blatant now. Baseball has been a giant masonic ritual since day one. Alexander Cartwright, not "Abner Doubleday", invented that shit. Cartwright, sure enough, kept his house at a chilly 33° and was a known Freemason.
Last night right after a "close play" in the LA/NY NLCS Game 3, the camera immediately pans to two players standing near the dugout. Here are the numbers they were wearing:
P1-9
P2-66
I just rolled my eyes.
Giants, Bengals 1st half.
Had Burrow for a sack safety, but then he just stopped and looked back like he saw a cat. Had him wrapped up and ready.
I turned it off and walked away.
💯 most rigged play of the season. Fanboys say it's because he thought Burrow fumbled. You gotta be kidding.
Yes! That was ridiculous.
And collinsworth tried to cover up for him...".didnt want to get a penalty "..then said something like "yeah,he definitely was just trying to avoid the penalty "..these are not the droids your looking for.........no different then wwf now.i can only look at it as entertainment now. Not worth investing much time or emotions...
"Squirrel!"
You missed the Bengals game when the guy was sacking Burrow but then he didn’t sack him. Instead he turned around and started running the other direction 😅
Dang I did miss that somehow. They must not have put that in the highlights. I didn't watch the game live.
Do you remember when in the game it was? I can go find it and make a short out of it at least.
@@jaketheasshole haha it was right after the Bungles scored the first TD
@@jaketheasshole it was deep in Bengals territory he almost got a safety but then ran away instead 🤣
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it.
Ive been telling some of my family and friends all sports are rigged.
I'm the " crazy conspiracy theorist"
@@Maaaatttttt i know exactly how you feel..
They get butthurt or say they agree
Me too but i happen to live in Kansas with family members who are all Chiefs fan... you can imagine how hard they resist it since their team was chosen to be the dynasty.
You guys are not the smart ones lol
The Giants guy who bailed on tackling Burrow was the #1 of the entire season so far. It's on Tik Tok. Collinsworth played some damage control and said the guy was avoiding a penalty. Made no sense.
That play wasn't in the highlights so that is why I missed it. What is the name of that video? I want to find it.
@@jaketheasshole I can't post the link here on RUclips, but if you give me your email I can send it to you.
@@jaketheasshole giant player was #51
Thanks for coming back. From where ever, Jake the man.
You know these NFL clowns are watching your videos at parties in their giant mansion and betting on your picks for most rigged plays. It's now the only part of the game that's real... Jake's rigged picks.
They must be laughing it up
I am at the doctor right now because I played college football I gave my life for the team back in 75 we head tackled and if you arm tackled you got kicked off the team
Did you suffer a brain injury??
Thanks Jake - I know how much work this is. We appreciate your dedication and energy.
The WWE/NFL doesn't have highlights only low lights🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Prescott must be worth every bit of that big multi million dollar deal throwing deliberate picks like that, what an amazing player!
even the contracts are fake bro, they inflate the numbers so they will be idolized and have the children wanting to be the next "Dak"
He is a great actor so he fits the NFL perfectly.
@@shocktrauma85 Indeed. Although a lot of the actors in the NFL are quite bad, like the ones tackling air and dropping easy passes, but it does make for good comedy.
@Neil_McCauley_ True. Or the ones with sweet feet action. When return of the doink plays I am almost in tears laughing.
@@shocktrauma85 That's right! 🤣 Many players in the league can't resist their foot fetish for that sweet, sweet feet action haha.
a 300 lb dude in tights hurdling another 300 lb dude in tights😂
It's a true ballet!
most of us played junior and high school football, never have i've been told to tackle with your shoulders. its always wrap up and drive. but when you come into the NFL, defenders are taken their arms away and are taught to tackle with their shoulders instead of wrapping up
Yeah and fan boys show up here and tell me "You have never played football before". It is still one of their favorite things to say even though I clearly know quite a bit about football and of course I have played some football many years ago.
I won multiple championships through middle and highschool and dive-tackling was forbidden, you take yourself (and sometimes team-mates) out of the play when you do that, there are 10 other players on the field chasing that ball, you need to block the running lane and make the runner run sideways or slow down to try to juke you, then you need to wrap up or grab whatever you can and slow down the runner and make a tackle if you can but you can just slow him down too and wait for back-up.
These "pro" players just dive all over the field taking themselves and a lot of the times other team-mates out of the play, and opening up the field for the ball carrier to just take-off, its not real football.
We always called sendejo from the Vikings a few years ago "The Rocket" he would only launch himself like a rocket not once did he try and wrap up tackle. I would tell my family it's because it's fake, they would lose their sh on me. Lol
Craziest part of the FG block , if any defensive players touches those center lineman , it’s a penalty. So if you’re a center , it’s taught that you hike the ball and get up ASAP 😂 all they have to do is stand up and they can’t get jumped over and very very unlikely they get pushed back into the FG . The fact the center stays down and makes no attempt to block says it all 😂
I basically say that in the video. Someone jumping over a 300 pound center is impossible unless the center just lays on his face and crouches down for that exact reason.
@@jaketheasshole I hear you completely, I’m just reiterating the fact that if this was real football , any coach would easily coach against this “jumping over center” tactic. Especially if you’re an NFL coach and see all these blocked kicks weeks in a row .
If any of you paid actual attention, you would notice that in both field goal attempts showcased, the center was held down by the defensive tackle next to the kick blocker. As soon as the ball was hiked, that defender placed his hands on the back of the center's head and pushed down. Basically an uncalled illegal defensive hold. Or is this channel just a parody channel, since it seems there is little acknowledgement of the actual chaos inevitable in the sport?
@@Monkeyboysdontknow ur a joke , any “touching” of the center is a penalty . Doesn’t have to be a holding . You make contact with the center it’s a flag . Can tell you’re just sitting on your couch watching WWE 😂
@@Monkeyboysdontknow “touching” of the center is a penalty . Doesn’t have to be a holding . You make contact with the center it’s a flag . And you’re telling me the ref just happens to miss it every time ? And the center still makes no effort to get up . If he was getting held down , you’d get up as fast as you could to show the ref he’s holding you . Can tell you’re just sitting on your couch thinking you know something when you never even played a snap of football 😂
Sports Entertainment... Are you not entertained!?
No. It's sad and I quit watching years ago. No more entertainment just disgust
When you slowed down that blocked kick you could see the defender actually starts a split second earlier than everyone else and he does push off the lineman with his left leg. So basically he committed 2 uncalled penalties on the same play. lol
I mentioned this in another post, but it bears repeating. In both field goal attempts showcased, the center was held down by the defensive tackle next to the kick blocker. As soon as the ball was hiked, that defender placed his hands on the back of the center's head and pushed down. Basically an uncalled illegal defensive hold.
Best time of the week 😂😂😂😂
I can't wait to see your video on the double doink Monday night game. I was laughing when it happened. They have mics on top of the uprights just so the TV audience can hear the resounding doink of the football hitting the uprights. Sure. 😂
The most rigged moment in the world in front of our faces during the Seahawks game. Absolutely ridiculous that the "replay center" miraculously doesn't have the angle that the fans do. That is the most ridiculous excuse of all time. It was so obvious. Why would the 49ers even challenge if the angle didn't exist. That was absolutely incredibly crazy and I'll never forget it......... "replay center". What a joke
Look at the time in game that it happened and look at what the Niners have done 2 of the last 3 weeks; coughed up double digit leads late, by doing that, they were assuring all the bettors jumped all over Seattle, just for the Seahawks to allow the rookie RB to get to the 2 yd line on a 50+ yd run at the End of the game. All rigged for betting and pounding american asses.
yeah, the angle excuse bs doesn't fly, because even without the enhanced angle you can see from the regular show that it clearly hits his thumb, soon they will stop lying cause they are barely trying to hide it now.
Nice. Fun to watch and give a thumbs up every week. Getting riggy with it. Good work Jake.
Getting riggy with it.....that could work bro! Thanks for the idea!
The video I look forward to every week! Great work, Jake. You're the only creator who has me laughing out loud EVERY week! Too many classic lines to recount in this one. You've opened my eyes and I've started noticing obvious BS in these games lately, especially the missed tackles - so many of those. I was a sucker who fell for Sunday Ticket last year - never again once you showed me the light. BTW, have you thought about augmenting your merch line to include "Return of the doink!', "Sweet feet action", or"Extra phony with a side of Rigaroni"? Those at least to me are classic original catchphrases that get me laughing every time. Just an idea.
I was disgruntled but now I see the situation comedy of it all, makes it much more fun to watch. I can see the storyline develop during the game, who is the next jim brown, next ioe Montana etc, it is hilarious
Yep, during the 3rd quarter of Monday night I was able to predict it was going to get locked at 20-20 for quite a while as I noticed the over under was 41.5. Missed fieldgoals and overthrowing wide open receivers in the endzone etc after that. Can't make this stuff up anymore.
Tampa Bay run greatest thing I ever saw😂😂😂😂😂😂
What's better than goin to the E.R. and getting hospitalized and layin here LMFAO ? Hey, laughter is the best medicine, right ?
Love this channel !!
Wulfy
That Bucs RB/missed Tackles was SUPER WILD🤦🏾♂️🙄
That was Sean Tucker's first time getting decent snaps in a NFL game and you mean to tell me he is looking like a Pro Bowl player. Thats how you know its fake.
Those defenders are pushing the ball carriers into the end zone 😂😂😂😂
as a fake Bucs "fan" lolol... i was watching the game... and all i could think was... live betting lolapalooza!!! lolol... you da man!
Hilarious!! Is it me or do the announcers sound more like wwe announcers???
You're one of a kind Jake. Another amazing job with plays you selected and you're classic commentary. One of a kind💪
Glad you enjoyed!
its harder playing 2024 madden on the xbox. college is totally fake too. you could start doing college top 10 rigged plays.
Exactly lol college is when these people start learning , training and practicing how to be professional actors
Has anyone noticed how these replacement RBs are playing like pro bowlers. Look at the backup 49ers RB and the Bucs backup RB. So you have limited game experience but you get thrown in the game and all of a sudden you are playing better than the starter that is injured. It wasn't like this before Draftkings/Fanduel became popular.
For sure
Yup, we used to dread backup backs...
It's beacuse of "the system" 😂😂😂
@@mekasspiridon ahahahahaha. Right, the 'zone blocking' of the offensive line is really advanced in todays NFL.
yupp! or whatever happened to all the KELCE TDs?? "PROP BETTING" thats whats up!! how many stacks go up in smoke on each game because these backups / benchwarmers are suddenly becoming highlight sensations!! 😆
Great vid Jake! You’re nailing all their new tactics 🧐
I always enjoy your commentary the NFL script needs to be updated they probably need better actors😂😂😂.
Love the channel!!
NFL has a new thing where New York can alter a call from the refs whenever they want
how do these athletes walk thru a mall and face fans after playing so stupid like.. id feel like such a dolt
They are getting paid, they don’t care.
The fans are the ones who are getting shafted, spending their hard earned money to watch these phony rigged scripted games every year.
@@scott783 that is true ,, but there has to be an element of emberassment because they are just doing as theyre told no matter what and its sold as real competition
Fans will run up and ask for an autograph while drooling....
@@jasongza4153 i get what you are saying, but you are assuming these "players" are good people. A good person would be embarrassed, but a lot of these players are pieces of shit as people. That's why I always tell people just because some one can hit a baseball 400 feet, or dunk a basketball , or throw a football 75 yards doesnt mean they do the rest of their lives well or are good people. They are not role models
I love all of these videos man, but this one took me out 🤣 gotta love those cute little pink princess cutsie pootsie shoes
Hey jake my brother from another your videos are undeniable proof of well of the nfl (national fixed leauge )
LMAO, his videos are 100% deniable, unless you're an intellectual midget
Number 1 Most Scripted Play (IMHO). Bengal defender clearly had Burrows in the grasp in the endzone, ready to bring him down and for some reason just let go. Even the announcer didn't have an explanation for (because there was none)!
That one wasn't in the highlights because somehow I missed it. When did that play happen? I will make a short video about it.
@@jaketheasshole Good Day Jake! Happy to Help!! It was during the Bengals/Giants game (Pretty sure it was Sunday Night). Even in slow-mo I couldn't believe it! It was when the Giants had Cincinnati backed up to their own end zone. Would have been a Safety (can't mess with the point differential -- the defender probably realized that at the last second). Bottom Line: Never saw anything like it!
Wow Great work Jake. Everybody falling on their faces 😂
Nonsensical Fictional (storyline) (homosexual) Lovers living in the lap of luxury as we scrounge for scraps. All hail the millionaire athletes
Another scripted week, lets get it!
This top 10 should replace the ESPN top 10 play 😂
Yes every NFL player does that now.
The keystone cops playing football .
Awman the Pats Tackling attempt was SUPER WILD TOO🤦🏾♂️🙄
That last one Number 1. That guy with the ball has 2 shades of color on his arms and lower back.
Thx again u great 'asshole' for exposing the corrupt NFL in league with the Las Vegas gambling mafiosi, cheers Wybo-Holland
They used the P-Diddy baby oil on the field this week it seems like
yep there seems to be a lot of slipping going on an and all of them on crucial 3rd down and big play moments, hmmm...
Oh there’s another doink . I m gonna watch now.
the kicking game is the most rigged thing in the NFL to me to cover that spread. what's the point of a different ball for kicking? shouldn't all footballs be the same? that's like saying the NBA need a different ball for a free throw
I’d bet the argument is a “fresh ball.” One that a defender didn’t have in his hands the play before, giving HIM the chance to manipulate it right before an important kick.
Or all of these missed field goals the past couple years
And then the saint defenders run into each other, what a shit show
Dude, the script writers will not allow the Texans to dethrone the chiefs
WE SHALL SEE!!!
script writers have a dilena on their hands, to they dethrone the Chiefs to continue to have some resemblance that it's real football or do they just say fuck pretending and continue to hand every single game to Kelce and his pretend girlfriend?
Kelce won’t be around a whole lot longer.
What they’re going to do is get Mahomes more rings than Tom Brady. He will then be the total face of the NFL maybe until he dies of old age.
@@omegapain8459 Tom Brady better get on his knees and beg the script writers to keep him the "greatest" lmao.
Look, I think the nfl is rigged. But there is no way the players in on it. Imagine u work that hard ur whole life to get to the nfl just to an actor. Don’t you think atleast 1 player would have leaked everything to the public by now? They look like actors and do stupid that a super elite athlete should not be making. but it just seems crazy that the players would be in it. But again if u watch some cfb then u notice them people always get tackled
Getting worse every week. Thanks for sharing Jake.
Thanks for the videos jake, i look forward to your top ten every week! Keep up the good work and exposing the rigg-a-roni
Why do offensive players wear anything on their back side that can be grabbed & pulled? Don't you want to make it hard to grab u? Like: Here! Grab ahold of this & hang on!
#1 play…I can’t count how many times Jake has pointed out guys trying to make tackles by grabbing towels and shirts, anything besides actually tackling guys.
Well you gotta remember how cool that old footage of Earl Campbell getting his jersey torn off, and him still rolling.
I think they’re inspired by that play, to have pieces of uniform ripped off to add excitement. Something else to talk about, besides their futile attempts to make tackles.
Safety on Deebo Samuels TD, could've put THE Hit of the season. He saw the play all the way, but "decided" to fly by. I laughed so hard
The players have to get excited over something, so they get excited when they pull off a successful scripted play...lol
On that Debo TD when the guy flew past Debo on the ridiculous missed tackle Kirk Herbstreit(came from CFB) paused for words going over the replay. He didn't know where to start.
excellent work. great content
Keep on exposing them! They so fake and bunch of actors!
My family hates it when I tell them the truth about the NFL. God is truth and I'll speak his word regardless of who doesn't like it. That's just too damn bad
no worries, I literally had to stop going into a gelson next to me because the fan boys at the bar in there all think these games are real and I would just get into arguements with them.
My best friend, he’s so wrapped up in it, he told me he didn’t want to know and would never look into it.
He conceded that i generally always know what i’m talking about, but could never part with something so important to him.
He has multiple team tattoos.
@@omegapain8459it’s unfortunate , a lot of these people just have nothing else going on in their lives , and if the truth came out that their precious sports were fixed , they would crumble. They would rather live in the matrix with ignorant bliss then try to get out of it and deal with harsh truth
Why are the Missouri K.C. Chiefs so good?, because the NFL screwed the Missouri St Louis Cardinals & Rams fans twice! Gotta keep those Missouri fans happy!
I have noticed 49ers, Eagles and Chiefs have the most sus and rigged plays on a consistent basis from all the teams. And surprise surprise what 3 teams have been to the last 2 superbowls?
The chiefs just get lots of help from the refs to make sure they win, but the Eagles and 49ers have very good squads yet one week they play decent and the next week against a worse opponent they forget how to play football.
The games are completely scripted, we don't really know which teams are genuinely good and which mediocre. The 49ers are probably overrated, according to average RAS scores they are not really a team with much athletic talent.
Is Cleveland offside on that play (btw)? LOL! 2:10 - let me know what you think? Not that it matters now - but, why wouldn't the Philly coach challenge that when you have instant replay?
offside and looks like he stepped on the Eagles as well which should be a penalty right? funniest things about that play is I knew it was coming before it happened. Eagles qb got sacked right before that play for -8 yards, kicking a 57 field goal was not the right call with 25 seconds left and leading, just punt and end the half.
As a Bills fan I started noticing the rigaroni during the playoffs were they suddenly inexplicably went from red hot to ice cold and were never able to get past the Chefs albeit dominating all season. Now I still watch and play Fantasy Football for fun but knowing that it’s just as rigged as the Gladiator games were in ancient Rome.
The problem is all the gambling you can do it anytime as we all know and you have an extremely corrupt commissioner there you go
its way more than the commissioner, its the players, the refs, the coaches, the sportsbooks, the networks, its a whole system and its like a big spider web
And defender running away from ball carrier on Tampa Bay run😂😂😂😂😂
Wow the amount of rigged games they had this week especially the 49ers vs Seahawks game and Buccaneers vs Saints game and yet NFL fans still defends it 😂
Jake at it again. Exposing them mf
On 11/22/1945 Cleveland Rams receiver Jim Benton set an NFL single game record with 10 catches for 303 yards (30.3 yards per catch). His college number was 33. That's a lot of 33's. Cloyce Box came close to the record with 302 yards in a 1950 game.
Rams receiver Cooper Kupp (his initials are a phonetical 33) set a record a few years ago with 33 catches in that year's playoffs.
Niners Seahawks games are very predictable. Niners dominate until a big play, a terrible call, then it’s suddenly a game again, (how convenient for tv ratings) then niners close it out late .
They are all gay ballerinas like 2pac
You’ve got to stop calling us disgruntled sports fans…. We are enlightened sports fans. Thanks to your pointing out these most obvious phony gems anyone with a half lobe in their head knows it rigatoni baloney.
Excellent work as usual. The come from the side, swat the back of the ball carrier, go to the turf and take out another defender on your team move made two appearances this week.
Not rehearsed at all.
Let's bet on the outcome of the next star wars movie while we're at it.
Fan boy banter on the blocked field goals is whether not it’s a rules violation, of course. Fan boys having major fits about the alleged poor officiating in Bills-Jets game. Since Jets fired head coach, they can’t complain about “bad coaching”. And purdiest pass of the week goes to Brock throwing to the player with the purdy pink shoes, Samuel. I was completely unaware of breast cancer until NFL players started wearing pink.
Great job Jake! Love the sweet feet action. All I need is smellavision!
Can’t wait for the song. I heard there was 17 doinks this week
RIP Hutch’s leg.
The irony of getting a political ad at the beginning of one of your videos. Doesn't matter for which candidate (because they all work for the same boss), but you better believe I clicked on the ad to make sure that person has to pay you your 4 cents. 😂
Lol he slips and then got TREX arms
They need to play a game in outer space.
Well outer space and these games are both fake
Go back into the 80's and watch how stiff defenses were. How nobody missed tackles. Getting a 3 yard running play was considered pretty good. And FS's and SS's flying around the field actually made big consistent contact. The defense is the dead giveaway today, while all eyes are on the offense.
Me slip. me fall down. Whoopsie. Me can't catch. Me can't tackle. Me hold on to ball long time to ensure I get sacked.
#4 Texans Rb knew he wouldn't get tacked and had his mouthpiece out the whole time
Thank you another great video! My fav moments were 0:52, 2:00, 3:50, 5:27, 8:45, 10:15, 14:53, 16:19! these highlights are my fav part of the week! 🙏
Since the term "record breaking" got worn out, I noticed they moved on to the phrase "History Making" (making history???). Is there a new phrase in the works? Are they going to run out of FORCED EXCITEMENT phrases?
I guess you made this video before the Monday night game. There was so much fake garbage in that game. It even had two DOINKS, and 3 missed FG's. One of the missed FG's was so weird looking. The ball changed direction in mid flight, like REALLY got magnetized. It looked so unreal.
See my pinned comment above.
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Brilliant Jake as ever your humour is a tonic no a panacea against this abomination that we live in.
I believe Joe burrows 47 harder. You can see the safety watching him run past the line of scrimmage and runs the opposite way
The defensive end doing a sweet feet belly flop, as Burrow goes by.
Then the d back who has the angle and 40 yards to run him down, runs just fast enough to stay about even, and then gets to the goal line in time to wipe out his own teammate.
I'd rather watch 2 or 3 hours of this than any NFL BS game !!
I think you should do one about the whole weird Mahomes thing. His brother is a serious side show ! Throw in some Taylor Shwift...bring the house Down !
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Link pls of this Mahomes weirdness!