Why France Is The Strongest Nation On Earth - Victoria 2

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @jan_Soje
    @jan_Soje 4 года назад +946

    “Germany can eastily stop us if Germany has all of Germany so if I have more Germany than Germany does I can beat them” I love this channel

  • @rhetoricalbro4106
    @rhetoricalbro4106 6 лет назад +812

    "paint me like one of your British girls, Jaque"
    i remember that part in Le Titanesque

  • @PeferG17
    @PeferG17 6 лет назад +1561

    "I love France, shame it's full of French people" - Basically every Englishman ever

    • @KDZX4
      @KDZX4 4 года назад +71

      Basically every Frenchman ever. Me included.

    • @hassetjifrebro8222
      @hassetjifrebro8222 4 года назад +23

      Gary Romano I can’t imagine being a french nationalist. They just kinda like are french.

    • @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199
      @oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 4 года назад +27

      @@hassetjifrebro8222 imagine being a nationalist lol.

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 4 года назад +24

      @@oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 being a Nationalist is okay, but only if your nation is cool... Like Texas or... Umm...
      Scottish.

    • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
      @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 года назад +9

      @@oneringtorulethemagicarp7199 imagine being a nation

  • @hmm1740
    @hmm1740 6 лет назад +960

    "If I have more Germany than Germany does, they can never stomp me"
    -ISP, 2018

    • @adrock_sokolov6570
      @adrock_sokolov6570 5 лет назад +14

      If I own more Afghanistan than Afghanistan does, they have no airports...

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 4 года назад +3

      - Napoleon, before getting his ass handed to him by the germans

    • @KimWithWarcrimes
      @KimWithWarcrimes 3 года назад

      Still works to this day

    • @someone-wh2rb
      @someone-wh2rb 3 года назад +1

      @@sus4644 he kicked prussias ass tho?

    • @JudgeCorser
      @JudgeCorser 3 года назад +1

      @@someone-wh2rb the III didn't

  • @KawaiiCanadafreememes
    @KawaiiCanadafreememes 6 лет назад +1867

    A french titanic is a comedy

    • @rasmussteenhansen3122
      @rasmussteenhansen3122 6 лет назад +155

      A french titanic.. What is it going to do? Surrender to the iceberg

    • @gamerz1172
      @gamerz1172 6 лет назад +120

      at least it wouldn't sink, unfourtantly the ice berg would then become so strong that it would take the combined efforts of the British titanic, American titanic, and Russian titanic to take it down.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 6 лет назад +63

      You should see the Italian Titanic it has a rapping dog.

    • @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000
      @splurgabonnnephlhogg3000 6 лет назад +10

      French Titanic is just the nation of France

    • @vincentrogiest997
      @vincentrogiest997 6 лет назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/zqzhC8ydk3Q/видео.html

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 6 лет назад +87

    Wow. That German rebellion in France led by Pétain was almost too good to be random.

  • @IronsidePitchBoi
    @IronsidePitchBoi 6 лет назад +1235

    First two notes: B3 and F#4
    Plink: C#7
    Distance: Minor seventh up

    • @benwilson276
      @benwilson276 6 лет назад +59

      Ironside Pitch Boi how ze fuck do you do this so fast and a so accurate

    • @Jok395
      @Jok395 6 лет назад +36

      Musical fucking genius.

    • @divinearcher32
      @divinearcher32 6 лет назад +43

      The power of good pitch sense and music theory knowledge

    • @iltrds943
      @iltrds943 6 лет назад +18

      Thank you for your blessing

    • @tjscooper24
      @tjscooper24 6 лет назад +15

      Ironside Pitch Boi thank u god you done did it again know I know the notes ty

  • @noaccount4
    @noaccount4 6 лет назад +74

    Why can't you be normal Switzerland?
    *[Screams in neutrality]*

  • @ms039
    @ms039 3 года назад +46

    Every time he mocks the french: "You can take ISP out of the UK but you can´t take the UK out of ISP"

  • @carbon2459
    @carbon2459 6 лет назад +203

    Stellaris artillery only

    • @carbon2459
      @carbon2459 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, I know

    • @Jsay18
      @Jsay18 6 лет назад +11

      It even used to be the meta

    • @ozzni1
      @ozzni1 5 лет назад +2

      oh god RIP early game

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 4 года назад +2

      wait theres artillery in stellaris?

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 3 года назад +1

      @@scooperdooper4097 Railguns and rockets.

  • @vinifalleroliveira
    @vinifalleroliveira 6 лет назад +28

    3:18
    Meanwhile Brazil just flip flops between Republic to Republic.

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +367

    It's because they equip their infantry with Baguettes

  • @th5154
    @th5154 6 лет назад +15

    9:53 "Flemish Congo"
    Now that's art

  • @BelgianProblem
    @BelgianProblem 6 лет назад +243

    I demand Engineer Only.

  • @FrederickvonKroner
    @FrederickvonKroner 6 лет назад +426

    What France Focus Tree rework mod is this?

    • @tjscooper24
      @tjscooper24 6 лет назад +20

      Frederick von Kroner I think it’s called what if France won all wars ever mod

    • @CosmicDalmatian
      @CosmicDalmatian 6 лет назад +7

      HPM

    • @quagnam438
      @quagnam438 3 года назад +1

      One that actually works and has text

  • @lothairthecommiemonarch8488
    @lothairthecommiemonarch8488 6 лет назад +11

    After a long day of homework,chores and school you make me laugh so hard! You're amazing

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +148

    It's because they use *ARTILLERY!*

  • @dannercroll8553
    @dannercroll8553 6 лет назад +5

    I love the Victoria 2 games. I’d love to you see you play as one of the Scandinavian countries (of your choice) and simply “unite” all of Scandinavia.

  • @awildfilingcabinet6239
    @awildfilingcabinet6239 6 лет назад +16

    “France is a great country, it’s just full of French people-“

  • @plainplane7580
    @plainplane7580 6 лет назад +49

    France, more like WHERE IS MY QING CHINA.

  • @soviet_tank_lover
    @soviet_tank_lover 6 лет назад +17

    ISP is my favourite anime.

  • @Lomberz
    @Lomberz 6 лет назад +59

    Don't question Italian tactics, we always know what we are doing!
    Pls help us.

  • @zman1064
    @zman1064 6 лет назад +4

    I never thought I'd see that day when ISP hasn't uploaded hoi4 in a month

  • @ledavalon7118
    @ledavalon7118 6 лет назад +2

    If it's really time consuming condensing your content and you think alot of it was pretty good, I don't think anyone would complain with a cheeky longer video here or there. Just a thought, love your work xo

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 лет назад +472

    Because they play Coolmathgames of course. Just kidding it's because of the amount of batteries they review

    • @castalov247
      @castalov247 6 лет назад +6

      The Germans don't play Coolmathgames which is why they have never, in all of history, defeated France.

    • @Kurdtzdopelgangr
      @Kurdtzdopelgangr 6 лет назад +1

      HALARIOUS!!!!

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 лет назад +1

      @ thats a horrible thing to say, people die all the time. Its people like you who murder for fun. You belong in prison as saying things like that can get you put in prison. Or hate speech as its called.

    • @5lake
      @5lake 6 лет назад +1

      @ some people never learn...

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 лет назад +1

      Heya there Sam
      Sorry for responding a little late earlier
      Good thing Brony's already here

  • @fulgerash7225
    @fulgerash7225 6 лет назад +292

    Denmark is a real country'nt

    • @lentoturmahub8214
      @lentoturmahub8214 6 лет назад +16

      SOVIET PRUSSIA MAPPER
      *realn’t

    • @xunnex.
      @xunnex. 6 лет назад +4

      wait, soviet and prussia? that's like butter and jam on the same piece of bread

    • @fulgerash7225
      @fulgerash7225 6 лет назад +1

      still,stalin proud

    • @xunnex.
      @xunnex. 6 лет назад +9

      He shouldn't be, because I mentioned food in my reply.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 лет назад +1

      Did someone start a barbie around here? Oh, silly me! It's just a burnt tankie

  • @Trillium420
    @Trillium420 6 лет назад +21

    Another great video ISP! But, how did you manage to evade the police after kicking that women?

    • @gabiv5491
      @gabiv5491 6 лет назад +1

      Lmao I thought I was the only one who thought they looked similar 😂

  • @TheCarloCarlone
    @TheCarloCarlone 5 лет назад +1

    I'm currently playing as prussia, when germany was united, Italy was like the 5th super power.
    So I made Italy an ally. So we backed each other wars to share spoils of war.
    Now It's 1919, the 3rd world war is over. Switzerland is Italy now. Austria-hungary is mostly germany now (it can be called just hungary btw).
    Also the 1st WW started after I declared war against perù. This game is truly something.

  • @seanquinn3034
    @seanquinn3034 6 лет назад +3

    France: *exists*
    England and Germany: *its free real estate fam*

  • @TheyThemItalian
    @TheyThemItalian 6 лет назад +2

    Have you ever tried the Historical Flavour Mod (HFM)? It's like HPM, but will tantalize your history boner even more, with various more intensely detailed and unnecessary decision/ event chains.

  • @garmesan_parlic
    @garmesan_parlic 6 лет назад +1

    I love to vicky 2 content you're making more recently I like it!

  • @jadonberg9364
    @jadonberg9364 6 лет назад

    1:35
    People: DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
    iSorrow: Again!!

  • @brandonworkman9526
    @brandonworkman9526 6 лет назад

    Best part of ISP videos are the different Ironside hammer noises each video

  • @xsellepoch9954
    @xsellepoch9954 6 лет назад +1

    I’ve actually seen France single-handedly take on a united Germany and Britain and WIN!

  • @bala3355
    @bala3355 6 лет назад +14

    I'm preordering Victoria 3 with 20 cents boooooi

  • @td23asus
    @td23asus 6 лет назад +1

    Try make some multipart eps. If you have so much content we'd love to see it, or maybe post an extended cut on ISP

  • @VonKrauzer
    @VonKrauzer 6 лет назад

    Hey, ISP! Your vids of Victoria 2 are really good! Would love to see you dominating the world as Austria gone Super Germany.

  • @fadededed
    @fadededed 6 лет назад +57

    *where is Ironside Pitch Boi*

    • @C4Cole05
      @C4Cole05 6 лет назад +4

      We, the people demand that Ironside Pitch Boi becomes a human right and that he should have no purpose either than giving us the pitches of a the best HOI4 youtuber's sponsor's video's pitch. Viva Le Ironside Pitch Boi

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 6 лет назад +4

      Faded
      He’s coming, give him a moment.

  • @TheOtherwise1337
    @TheOtherwise1337 6 лет назад

    Dat lithp ith really nithe, iThorrowProducthionth. Alwayth have loved it.

  • @_Muzolf
    @_Muzolf 6 лет назад

    You know, i did not think it was possible to make the map more cancerous as how everything looked like from our perspective after WW1 in real life, but you somehow managed it.

  • @relinoylli2
    @relinoylli2 6 лет назад +2

    "I like france its a shame its full of french people"
    hold my beer

  • @markovnikita4110
    @markovnikita4110 6 лет назад

    9:13 that fucking rebel stack has more people in it than the province wtf

  • @brandonlyon730
    @brandonlyon730 6 лет назад

    6:11 actually there something even worst their isnt one but three Italian Titanics, one had a rapping dog and another involved Atlantis. I'm not even kiding.

  • @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146
    @gheorghitaalsunculitei9146 4 года назад +2

    5:33 If you wondered where's the Gaza Strip

  • @KleonIIIGr
    @KleonIIIGr 6 лет назад

    Is it just me or does the state at 1:13 looks like mega-luxemburg :P

  • @Youuuuuu
    @Youuuuuu 6 лет назад +3

    Baguet is a stronk foe mind you!

  • @harrisonharry15
    @harrisonharry15 6 лет назад +5

    I had just finished watching the Hoi4 version of this. Do you have a French fettish ISP?

  • @toddberkely6791
    @toddberkely6791 6 лет назад

    Totally worth the longer editing times

  • @strato9889
    @strato9889 6 лет назад +1

    I am french and I APPROOVE this title ISP !!

  • @Ghostrebel017
    @Ghostrebel017 6 лет назад

    "I don't even remember the first one."
    Like the First War of Armageddon.
    Shit, now the Inquisition's gonna bag me.

  • @abeillebretonne4301
    @abeillebretonne4301 5 лет назад

    **England and Germany exists**
    France : It's free real estate.

  • @sirmount2636
    @sirmount2636 6 лет назад

    I am beyond thrilled that ISP is continuing his Victoria 2 rampage. This game is a neglected lover next to CK, EU and HOI!

  • @lusornemo8066
    @lusornemo8066 5 лет назад +1

    You better build the Maginot lone south of the Belgian border, just in case

  • @sarcasmal5744
    @sarcasmal5744 6 лет назад

    That intro was one speedy boi.

  • @arctifire5709
    @arctifire5709 6 лет назад +31

    How about a car auction at 700k

  • @billysbilbolag2050
    @billysbilbolag2050 6 лет назад

    If you're having problems getting these videos down to 10 minutes, then make them longer, we won't complain

  • @shadowfalcon1269
    @shadowfalcon1269 6 лет назад +1

    Would soo much do this but... my life is busy and I can’t really play irl. So if I am gonna help you, it’s by letting a person that can help you for real. Good luck!

  • @androxity8615
    @androxity8615 6 лет назад +1

    Germans in ww2: **press x to doubt**

  • @mariofan191101
    @mariofan191101 6 лет назад

    4:40 as a person from limburg this confuses me

  • @lucrib25xd
    @lucrib25xd 6 лет назад

    Finally more Vic 2 make a video with Brazil, about huehue land

  • @HusaviProductions
    @HusaviProductions 6 лет назад

    do artillery only in vic 2

  • @davidhunt6748
    @davidhunt6748 6 лет назад

    Build Scandinavia...but here's the twist, do it as the polar bear island Jan mayen

  • @MrSaywutnow
    @MrSaywutnow 5 лет назад

    >Tries not to mock the French.
    >Mocks the Italians instead.
    This is acceptable.

  • @razorbird789
    @razorbird789 6 лет назад +1

    Loving the Vicky games. A good suggestion is the play as an Unciv, cheat to make them civilised and play from there. Korea, Thailand, Japan, China, Iran and Egypt are all decent choices for this. Or go mad and play as Punjab/Afghan

  • @simonbasti4290
    @simonbasti4290 6 лет назад +15

    enfin une vidéo sur notre grande nation ;), les français manifestez vous !

  • @orestpaja2531
    @orestpaja2531 6 лет назад +15

    Play as Albania and conquer the world

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 лет назад

      TheDa9l did something similiar

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 6 лет назад +3

      Play as Italy and conquer Albania.

    • @vlaamscherp
      @vlaamscherp 6 лет назад

      @@markhenley3097 Zeg makker

    • @daniele5349
      @daniele5349 6 лет назад

      @@markhenley3097 riprendiamoci fiume

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 6 лет назад

    More Victoria 2? This is the dawn of a new age!

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 6 лет назад

    You should try out the cold war mod for Victoria 2, or some other mods! I love your heart's of iron content but Victoria is always refreshing and has a nice depth to it, both in playing and watching it.

  • @FireSmeg
    @FireSmeg 6 лет назад

    Deseret in Vic2. Do it. Be the mormon we deserve.

  • @oxi8546
    @oxi8546 6 лет назад

    In my game when i declared war on france with ngf russians took half of prussia,the swiss and spain took south germany i took a single province france wants to surendered

  • @pervenchemusic
    @pervenchemusic 6 лет назад +32

    France? More like "la baguette"

    • @Andeloine_is_not_a_communist
      @Andeloine_is_not_a_communist 6 лет назад +1

      More like ARTILLERY ONLY.

    • @ajteodoro4616
      @ajteodoro4616 6 лет назад +1

      @@Andeloine_is_not_a_communist **PEOPLE YELLING ARTILLERY ONLY INTENSEFIES** *ISP: STOP JUST STOP!!!!!!!!!!*

  • @daddytito917
    @daddytito917 6 лет назад

    What’s that little strip nation near South Africa at 5:35?

  • @rovsea-3761
    @rovsea-3761 6 лет назад

    I don't think that ISP understands that the military score isn't a division counter.

  • @CComrade
    @CComrade 6 лет назад

    Load the Baguette cannon!

  • @ziggy5331
    @ziggy5331 6 лет назад

    They got baguettes, which are really big and hard

  • @macariofernandes7103
    @macariofernandes7103 6 лет назад +28

    Can you pleeeeeeeeeeeease play as Spain next time ? It has a lot of potential

  • @yogocasto5905
    @yogocasto5905 6 лет назад

    Yeahhhhhg go isp with that Vik 2!

  • @commandpower1172
    @commandpower1172 6 лет назад +2

    Me: Gotta go!
    Friend: Why?
    Me: I’m French.

  • @FTWNorwayFTW
    @FTWNorwayFTW 6 лет назад

    Thank you master, i will rejoice the day we conquer the market and become worldwide.

  • @dallastcb
    @dallastcb 6 лет назад

    you should play as the CSA. Very high meme potential.

  • @Krasipol
    @Krasipol 6 лет назад

    I watch you for your dry humor and not for the games you play, the first videos from you i watched were the cities skylines ones from a year ago.
    Then i watched about 90% of your old hoi4 videos before i subscribed and decided to buy hoi4 for myself.
    But now i am close to buying victoria 2 because of you, so gj, Paradox should hire you as their marketing executer.

  • @raggybaggy4974
    @raggybaggy4974 6 лет назад

    Aren’t people from Belgium just French people that like waffles

  • @tylerpape4382
    @tylerpape4382 6 лет назад +1

    "I see it runs in the family."

  • @anonviewerciv
    @anonviewerciv 3 года назад

    7:10 Oh America...

  • @HisMajestyGuigui
    @HisMajestyGuigui 4 года назад +1

    Does anyone knows the first background music of the video?

  • @MontyRL
    @MontyRL 6 лет назад +1

    What mods do you use? All the vic 2 games you've played show pop ups and decisions I never seen.

  • @cameronwhorf9546
    @cameronwhorf9546 6 лет назад +1

    Playing as France allied to Italy...... can’t go wrong there...

  • @charleshax
    @charleshax 6 лет назад

    Alright, that Ironside intro does keep changing pitch

  • @snazzrazzmazzlejazz8974
    @snazzrazzmazzlejazz8974 6 лет назад

    Can we get some Divergences eventually?

  • @andrewfernicola7260
    @andrewfernicola7260 6 лет назад

    Dude id love to see you play some more vicky 2 mods. check out divergances its got poland as a major power!

  • @jared4walsh
    @jared4walsh 5 лет назад +1

    if you play the HPM Or HFM Mod it well make it better.

  • @strategossable1366
    @strategossable1366 6 лет назад +7

    Do Greece in victoria 2 and don't go bankrupt

    • @shashwatsinha2704
      @shashwatsinha2704 4 года назад

      I did an awesome greece game in vanilla.
      I played till 1903ish and had all of Greece, Tunis, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopoa, Saudia Arabia and Oman.
      Above100 Industrial power and 10 rank in military.

  • @sidewaysbush9387
    @sidewaysbush9387 6 лет назад +6

    1945 endseig at 350k. Take the bait

  • @joossieka
    @joossieka 6 лет назад

    I love these vicky 2 vids

  • @wouterkessel4852
    @wouterkessel4852 5 лет назад

    Wait you mean to say you weren't rooting for the iceberg in the actual movie?

  • @DanS044
    @DanS044 6 лет назад

    Does no-one realise that the intros are getting faster?

  • @lakesidefiddle8051
    @lakesidefiddle8051 6 лет назад

    Vicky 2 but you're colonizing Italy as Ethiopia.

  • @circleofsorrow4583
    @circleofsorrow4583 6 лет назад +1

    I bought the complete version of this game for like 3 euros, and I have never been able to work out how to play it. Is it worth persevering? Is there a good RUclips series to help me?

  • @tankski2663
    @tankski2663 6 лет назад

    The power of baguettes

  • @curvinghawk5480
    @curvinghawk5480 6 лет назад +1

    Victoria 2 Banat World Conquest