"gen alpha is cooked" when "30+ years of millenial brainrot" walks in i don't know man how many layers deep are we anymore HEEEELP HEEEELP HEEEELP MEEE
NL chastising you about video game anger not being real and immediately followed by him berating Peach's buttery shoes should be up there in Librarian's hall of clips.
@@mattgroening8872 In the game divinity original sin 2, there is an encounter you can have with prostitutes, if you are Fane, or maybe just any undead/skeleton race, there is a particular Lizard woman who loves it, she’s obsessed with the bones. Canonically the skeletons can FUCK. Seeing this I could imagine one being very surprised, “that skeleton has a penis,man!… that skeleton is slinging his shit out their” could be one of the expressions the viewer of this skeletal sexual encounter would let out
@@mattgroening8872 I tried to give a detail reply but I think RUclips didn’t like some of the words I used?? Basically in divinity there’s a scene when fane, or maybe any skeleton character, has an interaction with a seggs worker and to everyone’s surprise she absolutely loves it, she is obsessed with the bones and what they can do. I could imagine someone being very shocked upon seeing this and uttering something similar to the time stamped clip or the audio just prior to it
First he came for the Kid Icarus fans and I did not speak up. Second he came for the Excite Bike fans and I did not speak up. Then he came for the SMB2 fans and nobody was around to help because he banned everyone.
"Chicken tenders are worse than filet mignon, what's for dinner tonight at your house?" made me completely burst out laughing holy shit what a god tier quote
I never would've imagined that the line could be "it's my cho-co-late attack", nobody really says chocolate like that so I always just said "it's my chopper, let it 'tack" as a kid
watching the stream the day before into waking up to watching clips of the stream into watching todays stream is like the true combo of life; I think I'm cooked
Can anyone make this meme for me. The text should say "Man this game drought sucks. :40 year old Nintendo games" And the angel from Overwatch is reaching out towards the camera.
If you told Sisyphus to roll the boulder as far as he could for 1 minute and then give him a score for how well he did, then tell him how his score compared to other eternally punished Greeks in his age group, THEN it would be better for him to take the rock away.
There are 2 types of people in this world. 1.) People who prefer SMBUSA to SMB2J 2.) People who pretend that they're part demon in the 8th grade cafeteria.
I was curious how much trouble 1-1 was so I decided to try it on the virtual console. Took me 20 minutes to perfect the time but I was flying dude! Then I realized there was no leaderboard or reward for doing that. Then I realized that I just need to spend the $40 (cad) to have all of that
I don't like feeling like I'm moving through molasses, nor do I like needing to level up a stat to improve my i-frames alongside managing my equip weight. On top of that, the arena system was implemented without any sort of SL matchmaking (oh wait, it's soul memory, so if you gain 200 levels of souls but only get to spend 20, you're still invaded by people who are lvl 200), parries are prediction-based instead of reaction-based, and the game did not live up to the marketting for it (torches were supposed to be a big thing, but just weren't). The world layout makes little to no sense, and doesn't loop back on itself at all, making it feel less like a world and more like a series of game levels. And SotFS feels like if someone gave a 12 year old the ability to place enemies and that 12 y/o decided they hated the player. Also Mannequin Mask real vs trailer. There are upsides to DS2, like fashion (though most mf'ers just threw on Smelter/Havels or Jester's) and "more balanced pvp" (which I hate, I don't play Fromsoft pvp for balance, I play it for janky backstabs), and I can understand why people might prefer the more deliberate gameplay due to ridiculous stamina costs, but those don't outweigh the downsides for me. And the "lore" is so bad that loretubers were reduced to doing "10 MORE Things You MISSED in Majula" videos or basically writing fanfiction since even the item descriptions and dialogue leaned far too into the "you don't know anything" idea propagated by normies who talk about how cryptic the Souls lore is because they lack to awareness and attention span to read words. Even in the intro you're told you'll play through the game "without even knowing why" and it's like, okay, but in the first game you're told to first ring the bells to know your fate then when you do that you're shown that a path opens up, so your fate is to take that path, then you talk to dicksnake and get told their side of the story and given a mission. Dark Souls 2 just tries too hard to be unknowable. I mean, I still don't know where Volgen is; every fucking NPC says it's "to the west" but the western most point of the game world is Majula and across the sea from that is supposedly where the giants came from, so unless all those fuckers are shrunken giants, it doesn't make any sense outside of the writing team just being like "yeah, well, we gotta say everyone's from somewhere mysterious, let's just put some words here" instead of "we have lore, but we'll only give the players scraps of it that they need to piece together to figure out the whole story, and sometimes those scraps will be words on items, sometimes they'll be how we set up the environment". It's just poorly done. At best, I'd say the mainparts of the DLCs are as good as Dark Souls 1 maingame, if you completely ignore the "multiplayer" sections of the DLCs where there's just fuckloads of enemies in a shitty space ending with a copypasted boss fight. If the game was released as its own thing, without the Dark Souls IP, I'd have a higher opinion of it as being something new Fromsoft wanted to try out, but by making it a sequel they made it a disappointment. And they patched all the fun stuff out of the game, like Dark Fog, binoboost, parrywalk, offhand banana, hex/miracle damage, etc because people were upset about how it affected pve, which is the dumbest reason to patch things. I can understand patching stuff for pvp, since that affects other people, but nerfing lightning spear because it trivializes bosses is dumb.
@@Zeffpenguin Played ds1 then ds2 like a week after, i cant stand how awful just moving around feels in ds1, especially the 4 directional rolling. There's like one good bossfight in that entire game and i really dont think there's a single good area left in the game after placing down the lord vessel. Now, i dont think think ds2 is a perfect game but i find it so insanely immersive that its way easier for me to forgive some of the issues compared to ds1.
I mean, ds1 u gotta keep equid load at 25% meanwhile ds2 u gotta keep it at 40%, DS3 u gotta keep it at 70% and the bosses are actually good, there's a clear winner
0:13 sixth finding out who eighth ninth
you eighth
+2
+2nd
+tooth
+2 lmao
"northernlion when southerntiger walks in" when "librarian when librakate walks in" walks in
Librakate when ariesryan walks in:
"gen alpha is cooked" when "30+ years of millenial brainrot" walks in i don't know man how many layers deep are we anymore HEEEELP HEEEELP HEEEELP MEEE
Ariesryan when Venusapollo walks in
@@raon123 "Skibidi Biden" when "Librarian" is with using "Hock Tua"'s langua-HEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEE SOMEBODY HEEEEEEELP
cooked af comment
I've never been more proud to have picked the skeleton as my profile-pic. Never thought I'd find myself in his stream.
did you do so with the full knowledge that he was hanging his shit out
Rivers Cuomo could make Sekiro but Miyazaki could never write El Scorcho.
The quip clap back of “yeah filet mignon is better than chicken tenders, what’s for dinner tonight at your house?” got me good
"How is dan still stuck on mouser" Because he hasn't put any points into Vigor.
+2
If they make a SNES version of this we're gonna be seeing it for months
21:14 Me when I see a programmer type "int a = 0.33;"
+1.5
+ int 2.9
So +true +true
+2.000000000001
+2.0
were guys of course we i cant do this shit anymore HELP HELP ME
HELLLLP
HEEELLLLLLLP
You already know I'm obsessed with it
+2
HEEEEEELP
33:42 is such a Dan-coded bit
THE COTTAGE CHEESE??!
34:14 the old guy outside of 7/11
NL chastising you about video game anger not being real and immediately followed by him berating Peach's buttery shoes should be up there in Librarian's hall of clips.
15:49
If smb was so bad why does it won so many game of years in a row babyy
00:24 POV going to the brothel in divinity original sin 2
+2
I don’t get it
-2
@@mattgroening8872 In the game divinity original sin 2, there is an encounter you can have with prostitutes, if you are Fane, or maybe just any undead/skeleton race, there is a particular Lizard woman who loves it, she’s obsessed with the bones.
Canonically the skeletons can FUCK. Seeing this I could imagine one being very surprised, “that skeleton has a penis,man!… that skeleton is slinging his shit out their” could be one of the expressions the viewer of this skeletal sexual encounter would let out
@@mattgroening8872 I tried to give a detail reply but I think RUclips didn’t like some of the words I used??
Basically in divinity there’s a scene when fane, or maybe any skeleton character, has an interaction with a seggs worker and to everyone’s surprise she absolutely loves it, she is obsessed with the bones and what they can do. I could imagine someone being very shocked upon seeing this and uttering something similar to the time stamped clip or the audio just prior to it
NL discovering and then buying the skeleton cranking it avatar is such a strong opening to this video
First he came for the Kid Icarus fans and I did not speak up.
Second he came for the Excite Bike fans and I did not speak up.
Then he came for the SMB2 fans and nobody was around to help because he banned everyone.
THE COTTAGE CHEESE !?
I spot a thumbnail made with the assistance of my website, now I see why they call this game Super Mario Bros. 2: Scholar of the First Sin Edition
omg its the dark souls image macro generator guy :o
The mention of cottage cheese at the end fucking killed me, please tell me that guy wasn't actually putting cottage cheese in overnight oats
Bowser? Is that some sort of lizard Mouser? How droll
i have never seen him tilt this hard wow
No you don't get it it's not REAL anger he's just playing it up for chat he's definitely not mad
@@YaamFelPEACH GOT DAM BUTTER SHOES!! -egg said calmly
14:45
This is the only game I've seen render NL subverbal
THE BOTS HAVE REACHED THIS CHANNEL
18:55 me whenI'm playing my first gacha and check the leaderboards
NL trying to hit frame perfect jumps playing SMB2 though the OBS capture window's input lag. This isn't even hate, the madman still managed.
is he really playing through obs
@@silafim as of the previous bits and banter if it wasn't bait. He said he's too old to notice a difference.
"Chicken tenders are worse than filet mignon, what's for dinner tonight at your house?" made me completely burst out laughing holy shit what a god tier quote
No way he is playing Donkey Donkey Picnic
I never would've imagined that the line could be "it's my cho-co-late attack", nobody really says chocolate like that so I always just said "it's my chopper, let it 'tack" as a kid
"This is THE WORST Mario Game"
(off in the distance, a wild Shoe Form approaches...)
Hey Mario 3 is greaat it's just shoe form that sucks.
watching the stream the day before into waking up to watching clips of the stream into watching todays stream is like the true combo of life; I think I'm cooked
Can anyone make this meme for me. The text should say "Man this game drought sucks.
:40 year old Nintendo games"
And the angel from Overwatch is reaching out towards the camera.
If you told Sisyphus to roll the boulder as far as he could for 1 minute and then give him a score for how well he did, then tell him how his score compared to other eternally punished Greeks in his age group, THEN it would be better for him to take the rock away.
This shit woulda never happened with Kid Icarus. Newly crowned greatest game of all time.
NL: "THAT'S A PINGAS, Nintendo can't do that!!!"
Also NL: *gets avatar right after*
12:30 the waterfall holy fuck my eyes
Just be glad it's not the Doki Doki version of the waterfall that animated way faster
What a cliffhanger at the end. I want to know more about cottage cheese guy.
He's gone beyond the Van Darkholme delivery of "fuck you" into something else.
Not sure whether I should watch this video or watch it on the main channel to avoid spoilers.
him accidentally saying “bottle of wine a day or whatever” got me good. or on purpose, whatever
24:10 "No, I'm not saying I got the last laugh." *laughs* 😧
Nope am using my Veto on this opinion of his.
There are 2 types of people in this world.
1.) People who prefer SMBUSA to SMB2J
2.) People who pretend that they're part demon in the 8th grade cafeteria.
just realized I spent the entire peach section looking at the right screen which is not him. am I cooked chat
Missed opportunity to make the boss name Royal Rat Authority to tie into the DS2 hate librarian!!!😔😔😔
watching him fail to hold a button is almost enough to make me quit. but im gods strongest type a chatter.
Cousin angelo when auntie angelina walks in
Probably the funniest 35 starting seconds of any video ever
going to a *different* restaurant because his daughter doesnt like that pasta??
31:21 "@northernlion maybe you shouldn't curse"
I was curious how much trouble 1-1 was so I decided to try it on the virtual console. Took me 20 minutes to perfect the time but I was flying dude! Then I realized there was no leaderboard or reward for doing that. Then I realized that I just need to spend the $40 (cad) to have all of that
I wish the replay and current play screens were switched... I keep looking at the wrong one because that's where that chat is!
I love the NBA tangents, he doesn't watch it at all it's just loose twitter change
NL is gonna be pissed when he gets to the Mouser boss in Mewgenics lmao
I actually really enjoyed SMB2 because it was so different from other Mario games I played
also the OST slapped
Bowser when Mouser walks in
Where can I sign to show support for another Lies of P NL playthrough
Thumbnail goes crazy in this one
"Miyazaki has never made Pinkerton" so true, he HAS never made a shitty album
Lmfao
How many times do you think Librarian had to listen to that three second countdown tone?
“Super mario 2” when “Super masanpaulo 2” walks in
This might be your greatest thumbnail yet librarian...or should I say....ryanbraian
the comments section on this channel is amazing nowadays
Me when I avoid playing a good game to own my chat
Me for when someone talks about “good” cottage cheese
Cousin Mouser, what’s that smell?
NL Feel Good Inc. goes hard
Welcome back Wario Cup.
Mario icon is goated, but skeleton duelwielding his shlong icon cant be ignored 😂
skibidi ryan
NL slowly turns into AVGN
NL but he doesn‘t want to see that shit ever again
13:27
Holy
damn NL has some vile takes on fromsoft
incredible coda librarian
test test
half this video is just the argument for input buffering lol
7:26 Worst take of all time
Nah youd be pissed to hear the first 15 seconds of that song 50 times in a row too
When did NL do a 360 on Elden Ring
This guy is funny when he's mad haha
I give this video a fack yuuuuu/10
god the whale level tho
20:24
HEEEEELLLLPPPP
IM MILLENIAL PILLED
17:00 this was such a deep cut I understood the reference subconsciously despite not thinking of Mitch for at least 4 years.
I love SMB2
mario 2 kicks ass
Game of the year
NL when woman protag game
Why does NL hate good games
Yo waddup chain
Yo waddup
Yo waddup link
We’re simpleflips guys of course we eat in walkies
Yo waddup
@@Boney9551 We're simpleflip guys, of course we 1, 2
I mean, 'The Adventure of Link' is the worst second game in a series no question
Fah q
🫢
4:26 there's just no way people think ds2 is worse than ds1
It is the prevalent opinion my guy.
I don't like feeling like I'm moving through molasses, nor do I like needing to level up a stat to improve my i-frames alongside managing my equip weight. On top of that, the arena system was implemented without any sort of SL matchmaking (oh wait, it's soul memory, so if you gain 200 levels of souls but only get to spend 20, you're still invaded by people who are lvl 200), parries are prediction-based instead of reaction-based, and the game did not live up to the marketting for it (torches were supposed to be a big thing, but just weren't). The world layout makes little to no sense, and doesn't loop back on itself at all, making it feel less like a world and more like a series of game levels. And SotFS feels like if someone gave a 12 year old the ability to place enemies and that 12 y/o decided they hated the player. Also Mannequin Mask real vs trailer.
There are upsides to DS2, like fashion (though most mf'ers just threw on Smelter/Havels or Jester's) and "more balanced pvp" (which I hate, I don't play Fromsoft pvp for balance, I play it for janky backstabs), and I can understand why people might prefer the more deliberate gameplay due to ridiculous stamina costs, but those don't outweigh the downsides for me.
And the "lore" is so bad that loretubers were reduced to doing "10 MORE Things You MISSED in Majula" videos or basically writing fanfiction since even the item descriptions and dialogue leaned far too into the "you don't know anything" idea propagated by normies who talk about how cryptic the Souls lore is because they lack to awareness and attention span to read words. Even in the intro you're told you'll play through the game "without even knowing why" and it's like, okay, but in the first game you're told to first ring the bells to know your fate then when you do that you're shown that a path opens up, so your fate is to take that path, then you talk to dicksnake and get told their side of the story and given a mission. Dark Souls 2 just tries too hard to be unknowable. I mean, I still don't know where Volgen is; every fucking NPC says it's "to the west" but the western most point of the game world is Majula and across the sea from that is supposedly where the giants came from, so unless all those fuckers are shrunken giants, it doesn't make any sense outside of the writing team just being like "yeah, well, we gotta say everyone's from somewhere mysterious, let's just put some words here" instead of "we have lore, but we'll only give the players scraps of it that they need to piece together to figure out the whole story, and sometimes those scraps will be words on items, sometimes they'll be how we set up the environment". It's just poorly done.
At best, I'd say the mainparts of the DLCs are as good as Dark Souls 1 maingame, if you completely ignore the "multiplayer" sections of the DLCs where there's just fuckloads of enemies in a shitty space ending with a copypasted boss fight. If the game was released as its own thing, without the Dark Souls IP, I'd have a higher opinion of it as being something new Fromsoft wanted to try out, but by making it a sequel they made it a disappointment.
And they patched all the fun stuff out of the game, like Dark Fog, binoboost, parrywalk, offhand banana, hex/miracle damage, etc because people were upset about how it affected pve, which is the dumbest reason to patch things. I can understand patching stuff for pvp, since that affects other people, but nerfing lightning spear because it trivializes bosses is dumb.
But have you played the games? Because I think there very much is a way people could think that if they’d played the games
@@Zeffpenguin Played ds1 then ds2 like a week after, i cant stand how awful just moving around feels in ds1, especially the 4 directional rolling. There's like one good bossfight in that entire game and i really dont think there's a single good area left in the game after placing down the lord vessel. Now, i dont think think ds2 is a perfect game but i find it so insanely immersive that its way easier for me to forgive some of the issues compared to ds1.
I mean, ds1 u gotta keep equid load at 25% meanwhile ds2 u gotta keep it at 40%, DS3 u gotta keep it at 70% and the bosses are actually good, there's a clear winner