Technoblade and Philza being funny for 11 minutes straight... (Dream SMP)
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- Technoblade and Philza being funny for 11 minutes straight... (Dream SMP)
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#technoblade #dreamsmp #minecraft 
Игры
“Ranboo I’m being attacked by a child”
The whole chat: *PHILZA LOOK OUT*
Fellow danganronpa fan?
I waited till I would see "technoblade joined the game" and then saying "PHIL LOOK OUUT" But it's never happened :(
*Techno must protect dadza*
@@shikuji same :(((
_What if Techno secretly was all the people in chat saying _*_PHILZA LOOK OUT_*
Baby Zombie: **exists**
Techno: *"PHILZA! GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT"*
XDD
No that's not accurate, He hates governments, he woudnt say Mr. President to philza
@@mattalsol2360 nah I guess he is gonna never say President to anyone
@@whatthehellisthisthing *Ahem* jschlatt rlcraft stream
YOURE ALL FOOLS HE WOULD SAY DAD
0:27 I can't tell if he is preparing himself for the baby zombie, or techno's scream.
all of the above
Yes
both
Indeed
I say he was preparing for technos scream 😂
Philza gets attacked by a baby zombie
Techno : so how do I explain I'm back from the dead
Don't get mad he wanted us to meme his death
@@croissant_crusader5686 yeah
@@croissant_crusader5686 I'll make an exception for this
@@croissant_crusader5686 thank God, another Voice wiling to keep the laughter going like the King would’ve wanted for us
No one;
Techno:PHILLZAAAAAAAAA
Jesus, you need to talk to your father about the upcoming situations here pal ;-;
LOOK OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Jesus Christ, I never knew you liked watching these types of videos
Is no one going to question why Jesus is watching this video?
Miserere nobis, Deus
A baby zombie exists:
Philza: Oh no! Anywa...
Technoblade: P H I L Z A ! ! !
L O O K O O O U T ! ! !
A A A A A A A A A A ! ! !
N O O O O O O O O
The reason techno hates orphans is because of the baby zombies ( this is my idea)
Noice
Baby zombie spawns in a 1000 block radius of Philza
Technoblade: So you have chosen... death
So it's been a minute since Technos passing, and my heart still aches. I watched a lot of these moments live, not knowing what would happen in the future. He was truly taken from us too early. Alex had such a kind soul and such undying loyalty to his subscribers. Even in his final moments, he thought about us. I truly do miss him, he's definitely a diamond in the rough. May his memory live on. May Technoblade Never Die
lmao u think he got taken from us to early? bro just went to take on the kingdom of god. life was to easy for the blood god
@@insertnamehere4777 Stage 4 cancer disagrees
@@MontycelA nah techno reached stage 5
@@MontycelA stage 4 was to survivable techno solos
@@insertnamehere4777...It was stage 4 tho??
Phil: I'm cosplaying Techno!!
[Has face cam off]
Honestly the most accurate cosplay ever
Ohhhhh so that’s why Phil had his facecam off-
I mean, **ofc I knew why he had face cam off, I definitely didn’t make the connections after I read this comment**
lol
yes
@Sarah AJ Fabella 10:11
@@iiwhispering he uh,, he actually had his facecam off because he was wearing makeup and didnt want the ranboo raid to see him like that haha,,
Me : sees Techno house
Also me : uh oh
Ph1lza : uh oh
Me : wait what-
How does this have so many likes but no comments??
Kenneth Arellano now you ruined it
@@MrKennetharellano35 *Replies
Lmaooo
Lmfao
“It’s Bread, but not bread,”
“The floor isn’t made of floor”
0:27 He was a 100% mentally preparing himself for Techno's scream XD
Wilbur commiting war crimes:
DreamXD: i sleep
Two guys wanting a table:
DreamXD: Real shit
Hello I never understood what the table was? Could youe explain plz
The end frame was the table
@@scrp6638 oh thank a lot coz I saw it a lot in memes. Its the syndicate table isn't it.
@@woolfster1815
Yeah that
ohk thanks m8
I remember the second to last clip. Right after Ranboo made everyone cry, he sent us over to Phil who was wearing makeup and then he was just “oh shit, no face for you” and had to deal with 110k crying viewers
wait mind explaining why Ranboo made everyone cried? I didnt quite catch up to Ranboo's stream
Nad Nate
He had a lore stream that was very angsty and everyone ended up crying
@@stormwarden6012 aww i know it should be bad but i'm awwing because i found it a lil cute, we care about ranboo 🥺
@@stormwarden6012 ah okay, thank you sm!
@@stormwarden6012 which ranboo stream was it?
Philza's reaction won't be the same if he meets a baby zombie again
Phil: i got you dude
also phil: looks at an entirely different direction and opens inventory
TECHNO WITH NO ARMOR SO RARE
That's is common
@@mega-chad7339 why did you use 2 "is" in that sentence
@@professionalshitposter6897 my bad lmao
@@mega-chad7339 no not really
@@radxpickle wdym
techno is afraid of phil dying cause he doesnt want to become an orphan himself.
LMAOO this is true XD Tommy and Wilbur will also become orphans XD
LMAOOOOO 🦀🦀🦀🦀
Philza : dies (not really just a possible scenario)
Techno: I have become the very thing I hate.
The orphan obliterator: MY TIME HAS COME.
Oh wait...........
3:14 DreamXD canonically has access to creative mode while regular Dream is just like some homeless Teletubby. XDDDDDDD TECHNOBE SPEAKING FACTS
Rest in piece we will never forget him in our memory fly high king
"Technoblade never dies"
Peace*
But yeah..
@@denimgworll1245 yeah rest in peace king o7
o7
Technoblade and Technodad never die o7
“You’re bullies and I hate you and I’m gonna go fly away like a butterfly injected with steroids” 😂 I feel like this is an accurate description of Tommy’s relationship with these two
This is the best comment with st3r!0ds in it
@@VanellamonSpring couldn’t agree more
That my relationship with anyone to be exact
If I recall corectly, he was flying away using Dream's trident.
Лука Войводич my inner Dream fangirl will be eternally salty about this fact 😂😭
Techno: Makes god angry
God: shows up
Techno: Haha Jk
HAHA JK 🤪
HAHA JK 🤪
HAHA JK 🤪
No
@@Rain6969 unless?...😳😳😳
Rewatching this now just hurts but also makes me smile. Im so happy I could be alive to have these memories. Fly high, king.
When Phil accidentally blows up Techno’s house, I love imagining the chat as crows and they’re collectively screaming.
1:47
memory: wiped
ranboo: forgot
charlie: *gone.*
Hotel? Trivago
What stream is that?
George: not found
hotel: trivago
Dream: XD
i cant wait until there is enough clips of techno screaming "PHILZA LOOK OUT" to make a 15 minute compilation videos
That's... What this is
The title would be “Techno screaming at the elderly and killing babies for 5 minutes”
I think we're at two or three minutes
And tubbo does something whenever techno screams it
Yes
2:19 oh no…our table….it’s broken
The day philza fights a baby zombie on stream is the day the whole chat will cry
Phil and techno: **wins game**
Everyone in smp: wtf who did this ...
No dream smp over
Black bar, white text, “WHO DID THIS?”
@@cheshiremixs6841 you forgot the "😂😂"
*Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*
...what?
@@simplygamin07 ??
So no one's gonna mention how Phil and Techno literally summoned a god by standing near the end portal?
Then begged to it like the god was their mom refusing to take them to the park
Genshin impact who?
@Mince Crafter wdym , second god? He is literally the owner of the server xD
@@akihirodaisuki1168 I think they meant that techno is the blood for blood god and dreamXD is a god as well or smt
@@akihirodaisuki1168 *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!*
8:50 Ranboo leaving this one to Techno lol
‘’PHIL PUT THE NUKES BACK’’ THAT JUST KILLS ME EVERY TIME 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Techno's scream at the beginning carried this vid
Yea mate, agreed
techboblade when phil is fighting a horde of 10 zombies: “oh hes fine”
techno when phil is within a 500 block radius of a baby zombie: PHILZA LOOK OUUUTTT
Phil: fighting 3 ender dragons simultaneously*
Techno: asleep*
Phil: is within render distance of a baby zombie
Techno: *REAL SHIT*
@@apache_hi4672 theres 2 baby zombies near philza:
Technoblade: *THIS IS AN AVENGERS DANGER THREAT*
@@victoro5019 3 baby zombies near Phil.
Techno: *CALLING EVERY MINECRAFT RUclipsR KNOWN IN A PANIC*
@@thecpg980 4 baby zombies near philza
Techno:This is a universal threat
@@mishaweaponsguy484 5 baby zombies near Philza
Techno: This is a galaxy threat
Legend has it that Techno is protecting Phil from above
It's a combination of cute, funny, and delightfully prodding that Techno screeched so much at every baby zombie
At 0:28 you can clearly see Philza's expression as he realises what is about to come
👩🦯
He got that nam flasbacks
LOL
Shit, here we go again 🤣
i absolutely love this pair
Techno, is after all Phil's favourite son...
And it all began in Minecraft Monday...
We all do after all
@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 I believe Phil has said that Techno considers himself more an old friend to Phil, but i don’t think he dislikes all the family headcanon stuff
@@AnEmu404 yes, Techno has said that for the dsmp they aren't family. Phil and Techno are just friends from the "War". But Phil has said that Techno's ok with the family headcannons outside of the dsmp
6:46
He’s playing a fucking rhythm game
We will never hear that "PHILZA, LOOK OUTT!" anymore
R.i.p. Technoblade...
techno screaming while protecting philza from baby zombies is the most emotion i’ve EVER heard from him it’s terrifying
what about that time when him and Dream were blowing L’manberg up (or is it a u not an e idk) and when he was yelling at Tommy during that
@@aidan8333 it's l'manburg with a U, but honestly that is a close second. just hearing techno have emotion in his voice is so weird because i'm just used to him being so monotone.
@@abandonedacc.5488 very very true, and thank you for the correction
@@abandonedacc.5488 spelling it either way I'd actually fine
@@abandonedacc.5488 it’s actually L’manberg with an E- If you watch when they first name the nation, Wilbur writes in chat “L’manberg”, as the creator- I wouldn’t argue with him.
Imagine Phil having a baby and Techno suddenly screams and drop kicks the baby.
Edit: Bruh never had these many likes before, thanks! Damn, feels good when I make people happy.
@raymondlynx you gotta believe me
Techno just runs at the speed of light to Phil's house and screams then drop kicks the baby
Forgot to add something, after he drop kicks the baby he just goes to get a glass of water like nothing happened
PHILZA LOOK OUT!!!!
PHIIILLLLLLLLLL
"it's my son, Techno!!"
whos gonna save phil from baby zombies now
PHILLLLL NOOOOOOO
@@johndoes_art PHILZA LOOK OUT
When Technos house blows up you can genuinely see the fear in Phil’s eyes
(｢`･ω･)｢
Who wouldn't be!? It's fucking technoblade 💀😭
Techno no likee house blow up
Philza Was Obliterated By Technoblade Using The _Orphan Obliterater_
If its ranboo i would have chill
*BUT ITS TECHNOBLADE OUR LIFE WOULD BE F*CKED IF IT WAS TECHNOBLADE*
Alt+f4 that shit
Technoblade goes to hospitals to get spawn kills.
I hate you, take my like.
I hate you, take my like.
I hate you, take my like.
I hate you, take my like
I hate you, take my like.
rip Technoblade he was one of the greatest players to ever play the game and no one will ever forget him or his legacy
Rest in heaven
He really did made me laugh... May he rest in peace..
*"DreamXD is canonical access to creative mode, while the regular Dream is like some homeless Teletubbie."*
-TechnoBlade
He's not wrong
Haha jk
3:10
"they actually are i'm the protecter." -DreamXD
DreamXD joins the game
HAHAAAA JKKKK!
Techno: “I fear no man, but that... thing”
[DreamXD]
“It scares me”
[Baby zombie]
Haha jk
Haha jk
Haha jk
Ha jk ha
Needed something to cheer me up... RIP a Legend. Love You Techno
coming back to watch after Technoblade's death.
this hits harder than stone.
Yeah 😭💔
It really does hit like stone..💔🕊😭
Literally only technoblade has the balls to insult literal god on the smp lmao
Tommy just roasts dream as hard as he can, wdym?
Well he is the blood god
@@alex2005z and you see what happened to him...
Techno did once say, "when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate".
YES 666 LIKES
Techno: "dream is just some homeless telettubi-"
Dream: **spawns**
Techno: **nervous laughter**
Time stamp: 3:17
@Aditya Bhattacharya he is a teletubby if u think hard abt it
haha jk
Techno: Haha jk 😅
Jk haha
1000th like pooooog
Philza: wears long eyelashes and wears glasses
Also philza: hates it
Me born with bad eye sight and long eye lashes: FINALLY SOMEONE FEELS MY PAIN!
I can already tell how much I'm going to miss Techno :(
#TechnoNeverDies
Techno: "DreamXD is the god of the Dream smp meanwhile the regular Dream is just some homeless telettubi-"
DreamXD: *spawns*
Techno: haha jk
Honestly this comment is so terrible and there is definitely no one I fear that could change mind
Say haha jk now
@@PedroPerny techno's following a god but when he comes face-to-face with zeus he's s c a r e d
@@gerryserapo1883 haha jk
@@PedroPerny then why comment?
Techno and Phil should really start a hardcore series together
Yessss the survival genius and the guy that neva dies
Yeah the guy who is good at not dying and the guy who just can't die
I think it would be really funny if they actually did that and Technoblade just does within the first two episodes but imma be honest I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t
And they both get killed by a baby.zombie
@@zaddybytes494 Alternatively Philza dies immediately because of a baby zombie and Techno has to continue the series alone
Baby zombie: *is approaching Philza
Technoblade: **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**
RIP Technoblade.
Who's going to protect Philza now?
Anyone watching this a year later and just watch this for good memories❤🐷
Originally, I thought Techno's intense protectiveness of Phil from baby zombies was just related to his hatred of orphans. Then I learned how Philza lost his Hardcore World and had that "oooooooooohhhhh..." moment.
Honestly, it's probably a mix of both.
@@nothinkin69 its a mix of both.
@@itzz_iz_i It's definitely more about Philza's hardcore death. When Philza isn't around he treats them like any other hostile mob.
I mean they both work.
Wait a minute techno blade hates orphans? oh my God I did not know that I have not been on the dream SMP for too long so I would have not known that
“PHILZA NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAH” -Sun Tzu, Art of War
damn how is this joke more dead then the man himself sun tzu
@@gammavalentin7 :’)
@@gammavalentin7
"Damn bro" -Sum Tzu, probably
@@jackalsniper4232 "stop quoting me you fucking zoomers"
-sun tzu probably
RIP Techno
Ooh, no one will protect philza from baby zombies now..
Imagine Phil actually loses his canon life against a baby zombie
oh no no no
_flashbacks_
*cries a single tear*
*flashbacks to his 5 year old hardcore world* I… need some time alone.
That would be funny yet sad at the same time
the reason why philza is being protected by techno from baby zombies is because that is how he died in his hardcore thing.
Oh? That's really thoughtful of technoblade
ty i was so confused LMFAO
Yeah, he had the hardcore server for 5 years
@@kellyiamnot1832 yeah it’s this ongoing inside joke bc baby zombies always seem to spawn around phil aldjdkdjdj
Technically the baby zombie did the most damage and the spider swooped in for the kill
Now that techno is gone, whos gonna protect phil from baby zombies??
Rest and Peace Technoblade
“Philza look out”
Technoblade said calmly
I love philza and techno's relationship and anytime that a baby zombies techno is like: *PHIIIILLLLZZZZZAAAA NOOOOOOOOO*
@• Eggs • Ehehehe I'm everywhere >:D
i love how phil blows up the house and then is completely overcome by stress. his emotions were very extreme. "why is steve harvey there?" literally *DIES*
When I watch this I am reminded of Technoblade’s best moments and I can’t help but cry to know he’s gone. RIP big guy
What will Philza do now if he comes across a baby zombie and Technoblade is not there to protect him :(
rip Technoblade ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Techo: sees Phil and baby zombie
Also techno voice: *scared noises*
*Techo*
@@janguziak8406 *Tech*
@Nyxi_Stories *T*
*Technoblade*
NOW THAT I KNOW THAT PHILZA DIED IN MINECRAFT HARDCORE BY A BABY ZOMBIE AFTER 5 YEARS, SEEING TECHNO SCREAM AND TRYING TO KILL THE BABY ZOMBIE IS JUST HILARIOUS AND ADORABLE
I made it 69 likes
Rip tech o
technoblade never fucking dies.
I will forever miss techno screaming at the top of his lungs, Rest In Peace Blood God
DreamXD is used to non canonically enforce the rules of the server, especially since Dream is imprisoned.
He is used to canonically enforce the rules.
@@cryopex9976 yes, sorry, my mistake
LMAO
**sends charlie into orbit**
**goes**
**is amazed**
**cries a single tear**
**forgets**
1:37
LOL
@plague doctor it was slimecicles fist day on the dream smp
"You're so pretty!"
"Really?!"
5:45
“Technoblade never dies!!” Technoblade
We miss you
R.I.P😔
We will miss the blood god
@@Nightmare11313 yes we will
No one
Philza : "ooh fu*k it's bread but not bread"
Clip starts at 5:17
I can’t believe it’s not bread
Philza finding a full diamond skeleton and just screaming "THIS IS NOT A DRILL"
Lol Idk if I'd be happy to find such a rare thing or be terrified
i found a half netherite, half diamond baby zombie once
@@i_envy_you I don't think they can spawn with netherite, are you sure it didn't pick up the armor from someone who died?
I found one like 7 years ago and I named him Jeff.
*memories to the full enchanted gold armor baby zombie and a fucking spider*
I would be fricking happy
So long, blood god 🕊
6:50 I heard "SHE'S TRANSFORMING?!"
Oh Phil’s great he just always laughs even is the worst of situations
When dreamxd showed up his laugh sounded just like quackitys
ruclips.net/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/видео.html
Even when he is supposed to be trying to stop his son from exploding his nation.
When l’manburg was blowing up LMFAO
Caitlin . Yeah I mean he laughed before killing his son
technoblade is philza simp confirmed
So that means that techno simps for his dad!! 🤨🤨🤨🧐🧐🧐🧐
@@Hashirramzan2 HMMM I KINDA THINK SOMETHIN UNHOLY
@sAdKarRet not really but in my opinion DUCK YEA
@@overwrite3976 *awh sh*t what is wrong with your mind?*
@@Hashirramzan2 In Dream SMP, Techno isn't part of the family dynamic of Sleepy bois Inc. soo... Nah
r.i.p techno
Bro that “i could be on photoshop and texting girls” IM WHEEZING LMAOO 9:17
0:27 I like how Philza is like, “No, pls, not again”
Baby zombies: *exist*
Techno: We don't do that here
Babies: _Exist_
Techno: We don’t do that here
Orohans...
_I-_
Pretend that said Orphans
4:35 the reaction of someone realising they need to get fixing or face the wrath of a vengeful lazy pig
10:54 why did i think he was a ghast lmao
* forgets * basicly sums up ranboos whole character.
Yep
Remember this man is the most feared person on dream smp
As he should be
Like literally
Which one, techno or Phil?
@@averydrunkgod4805 both luv, both😅😅
Well......was......the most feared on the smp.......
"Technoblade never die"
A man once said "a man die when he is forgotten"
We can’t let this happen
Man left Good memories for us!
"*doesn't know why crying
*cries more*"
me constantly
You doing better bro?
Oh dear 😅
-How i feel every month
Dono: “Your my dad”
Ph1lza: Boogie Woogie woogie
8:38 the dynamic duo is back
may Techno's legacy live on
Ranboo sounded like Technoblade when he said “DROP THE NUKES PHIL”
Is it possible that they are brothers?
O-o
@@KryaTheEgghead fr
His brand is litterally the off brand techno.... XD
(Srry if this sounds rude or aggressive lol)
@@naomi_cochran._.8132 doesn’t sound aggressive 😂
Ranboo was techno’s child canonicaly for like a week
Techno didn’t like it tho and it was before they knew each other