JASON VOORHEES - "EVERY LIFE I TAKE..." (EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE PARODY)
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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FILMED AND EDITED BY THE MERKINS. WRITTEN BY MATT HELMICK.
VOCALS BY NATE VAILL.
JASON VOORHEES AND BASS PLAYED BY BRANT NOVAK.
PAMELA VOORHEES SILICONE MASK BY DAVID MONEREAU OF REDNECK SLASHER STUDIOS.
CAMP CRYSTAL LAKE SIGN BY RICHARD HAMMER OF PLOT 13 PRODUCTIONS.
All these years Jason never talked. He was saving his beautiful voice for us in 2019
He's been waiting for the right time to unleash his talent. Dudes been pretty shy for the longest time. Finally learned to love himself and showcase his talent
2019 ? you mean 1983... Damn you don't remember when he was front man for those couple years... Sting was just the face , exec's were afraid people wouldn't associate well with Jason or the original song..
SonnyBurnette1 ok that explains why he went crazy he wasn’t getting paid for his hard work
Lolll Amen
Soon Freddy krueger is gonna cover "never gonna give you up"
This is why he never talked. He knew how powerful his voice was. I mean who knew that drowning would create a vocal monster. God bless😔🙃
Right!!!!!!
Yes he has feelings too ya know?
LOL 😂 🤣
Makes sense
He probably should sang went he first was at camp Crystal the dude would of been drowning in pussy instead
Finally! Someone who actually understands that this is a song about stalking and not a love song.
I knew it many many years ago. I wont even listen to the original. But this one is awesome!!!!🤣🤣
Be it's not that serious and yeah why wiuldt people know that?
@@googoodolphins8492 shut it, the original is good soooo
@@larrycider3173 shhhhhh
It's obvious as shit the song was about stalking. Just as obvious how "Jump" was about suicide. I guess nobody reads anymore.
The fact that Jason's singing voice is so smooth here is just perfect.
For a mamas boy he got a voice!!!
despite being physically deformed
Thank you kindly.
Fun fact: the real version of this song *EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE* is all about stalking a loved one and the best stalking song ever written 😅😅
Why this is sounds like what Michael Myers always do on the Halloween 😂😂😂😂
@@snazziera9407 Bec do what makes u Happy 😂😅
they covered this song the right way, and not as a love song since its not
@@ashleyyjinxx yes that's what I said,it's a song about stalking a person who u love and without that person noticing
@@vinayak080 that song is fucked up. Weird most people mistake it for a love song
Taking a song that was already about stalking and having it being sung by a serial killer is perfection.
Bruh the fuck you talking about
Thing is - this is not even bad. Usually parodies are intentionally bad but this is legitimately good stuff.
The best parodies are the ones that actually work as their own thing and actually try to be good.
Check out there others
Agreed 100%
These guys are great
@@XDruciferX Definetely will!
You don’t appreciate just how creepy the original is until you hear this and notice that it is less creepy.
Exactly!
Yeah, it's a shame though, I think it would have worked MUCH better if they had taken Sting's mannerisms and dialed them up to 11 !
At least this song is honest and direct...
I was just thinking the same!
Jason’s just being honest about what he’s going to do.
When your intention is to make a parody but actually end up making a good cover in the process.
that the best case scenario XD
That's what the Merkins always do. Their parodies aren't just clever and imaginative, they're also quality music and music videos.
And when your parody has the same message as the original
SM Piano660 Agreed!
It was actually really good, was not expecting that
I'm continually impressed by the fantastic vocals on these songs!
Hell yes! Me, too!
Me too!
ikr 😱
I am too, it's great. They don't even need to be this good either. It's funny enough as it is.
Who knew Jason had such an amazing singing voice?
Everyone gonna ignore the fact that Jason’s mom was playing the drums....
Yep lol! His dead mom!
that was the best part and the highlight of the video too. for a minute there it made me think of Betsy Palmer playing them cause she was Mrs Voorhees. good thinking Merkins. I loved watching her bop her decapitated head to the beat of the drums. 🥁
K8 Ster no... I just saw Roger Taylor because of the hair
(:
I didn't ignore, it was funny lol
Plot twist: These were the original lyrics Sting wrote. Studio executives ask him to tone it down.
And he did. Just a tad.
LLLol
:)
:)
Lol
I totally support this theory
🤣🤣🤣
Well you’re not wrong
I'd love to play this on a radio in public and see if people notice it's different.
Bluetooth it in ur car and drive down memory lane 😂
Yeah
People are pretty dumb so probably not
I just heard the original at work and immediately started to sing this instead.
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Stalking is when two people take a long romantic walk together, but only one of them is aware of it. 😂
Sean Dupuis kinda like instead of kidnapping its surprise adoption. Lol
Sean Dupuis 💀
One might think why are so many hearts carved in trees...how many people have knives on them on their first date?🤔
@Stuckgrenadepin You are not wrong there, but I ask "How many" not "What kind of".
When two people take a long romantic walk together and only one returns.
Them: So, what music do you like?
Me: *thinks of The Merkins*
It's... a little hard to explain...
A band that parodies popular songs in the perspective of horror movie villians
@@kylegovender6211 Yes, that will do.
Remastered...stuff !
was that supposed to be funny
i find it funny as hell
God damn someone give this guy a record contract already. He has some serious talent
i agree with you man.
Talents, he's stalking too 😌
They can’t.
Told him he would make a killing.
He said he already does, then walked away.
I'm telling you.
Agreed
This song still sounds less stalker-ish than the original.
Oh mah god true😂😂
Exactly!!! 😂
👋🤣👍
LMFAO for real 😂
It's a little more direct, a little more honest, its upfront, in a refreshing sort of way.
Slashstreet Boys should release a christmas song in december
you mean a slashmas song.
The Christmas album can be called "The 12 Slays of Christmas"
@Im wearing tights that I borrowed from your mum. *Red Xmas
Last Christmas would be fun to hear as a parody!
Eduardo Bittencourt lil slasher boy
This was recommended to me
Don’t regret clicking on it 😂
Sarah Elizabeth
Same here lol 😂
Same here as well.
My brother sent it to me
Same
Same. Not disappointed lol.
All jokes on this aside this guy really does have an amazing voice.
Yea very talented
His Mom on the drum set killed me.
“Killed me” heh.
Wonder who the guitarist was
Fucking same! 😂😂😂
x_B_l_e_e_d_x to me an obsessed Queen fan I see her as Roger Taylor...
But who is that other guy?
Lol
Honestly, the line "I'll be stalking you" doesn't sound any more creepy than "I'll be watching you."
Steven Alexander yeah in the ‘I’ll be stalking you’ at least he is decent enough to tell you he’s after you, not let you guess when and where you’ll see him 😂😂🤣
"Oh Can't You See, You Belong to Me" that line alone is what restraining orders are all about.
I'm pretty sure the original song is about stalking so this parody is not far off haha
*no shit*
@@Yxsukawa_ Totally about stalking someone.
I like how genuine the quality of this video gives off the 80's vibe and feel!
Me too banging song
Yaaa
Yeah, it makes it more enjoyable 😁
YEAH THIS
"You let me drown when you knew I don't swim great" tearing up laughin' man.
This is utter brilliance.
When killing people doesn't pay the bills anymore, you can still be a superstar.
😁😁😁😁😁😁😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚
I thought if you join the Mafia, they pay you to put a hit on people.
Me: His mama would be proud.
Drummer: I am.
My special special boy!
let- the- boy- watch
@@hisanorsato hahaha i got that
I’ve never been so happy to see an update for a song about killing people 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤 take my money and my lifeeee
So now I'm convinced Jason can sing so he kept his beautiful singing voice all these years! 😂😂😂
*Jason takes off his mask*
Me: look at that sexy face
That's what the original singer looks like today.
Part 2 i think
@@NickelConsumer Its Part 3 !!! My favorite and best looking Jason. Can you believe he says he's ugly at 1:24 ???
@@NickelConsumer You asked which one it was and I told you, did you not?
@@darthasheth1693 Yes he did ask lol
Jason's upcoming single
"Mama, I just killed a man"
@Dio Dio no he is a zombie so shoot him with a rocket launcher now he's dead.
Mama mama mama
I shot a man downn
@Dio Dio put a screwdriver in his head
Pulled it out and now he's dead
Hahahahahaha
Mama, I have just begun...to chase some teens and take their lives away.
Jason can only express himself either by killing or singing.
People just never really understood Jason hes been through so much he's just expressing him self
And he just finished singing...
This is true🎵🎶
Yup I agree
Maybe he could try cooking?
Geez, his voice along sends goosebumps down my skin. No need for jump scares- also my fate is sealed the moment i heard this lol! But the line where Jason's backstory was mentioned it was actually kinda sad. The real reason why Jason became my favorite slasher. ♥️
well i don't like jason that much he is just a murderous terminator with no brain ( as zombie jason), like myers that is the "true" psychopath or freddy ( my favorite slasher bad guy) that is both the more and less human a sadistic murderer that too is a mentaly weak bad guy with a sense of humor that is... bad... ( the reason he killed childrens as he was alive is because it was easyer, they was "weak" and it's the same reason he accepted the dream demons pact to run away from death! it's why i said he is the more humanely inhuman slasher killer and jason the more " blank" one ( myers bein the psychopath one like said loumis "this guy is not a human bein"!
Agree! Never feel sorry for the victims in Jason films! My favourite Horror Villian!
Jason's upcoming single: 'I killed a girl and I liked it'
Godt damn! 4.6k likes? You Youtubians are too kind...but srsly tho give me more 😜 lol
Can't wait for it!
Damn your comment revived George Bush
Hm..... That more of a motif for Jack the reaper.
His tour is going to be called "how I can just kill a man" Cypress Hill.
lol im imagining Jason wearing Lingeries
"no water no water no water no water"
that level of detail is something I appreciate as horror fan
As a *non*-horror fan, I must agree: the level of detail is unbelievable.
No Water is a way of life, just ask an achoholic..they’ll drink anything but that.
Jason not fears water. You dumb
That just begins in my head and it never stops.
I'll be stalking u ..... by the water .. by the water ? maybe I'm wrong 🤷♀️
For a guy who doesn’t speak he sings really well.
Yrs of practice
Looks like music therapy works.
He doesn't speak, 'cause not one of his victims are gonna take his intentions seriously with his immaculate vocals.
He needs to save his voice for singing
Can’t waste it on taunting victims
He's a killer singer and well, a killer killer.
I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I think Jason is underappreciated. I am proud of him for this display of both vulnerability and this awesome work of art. Cheers.
It has Jason Voorhees singing about stalking and killing people and still manages to be less creepy than the original song
At least in this one he's being honest about being up to no good. I thought it was weird the way he managed to show up for another movie called Jason Goes to Hell after being dissolved by that acid stuff in that sewer in Jason Takes Manhattan. I was born before these movies were made so they must've named the villain after me.
@SorcererOne lmao the original song is about stalking his wife, this is less creepy
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Ain't that a BITCH!
@SorcererOne No, it's less creepy.
The fact that he plays double bass with one finger proves his strength
I'm 17th ~ Q 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When does he do that
@@sith29 look at his left hand, I play double bass and you either have impressive grip strength or massive hands/forearms to fret like he does
@@brockolea he seems to be using more than 1 finger but I think I do see he plays when he plays with 1 not sure at the angle .
With each kill, Jason's musical skill goes up 25 points.
Jason is a freaking God by now.
Lol killtar hero only with a machete
This genre is what we are needs in the darkest day on our lives
End Credits Roll:
Me: Turns around and hugs miniature Jason doll...
Lol I bought myself a Jason plushie last week! He was just sitting on the shelf, holding his machete as if to say, "take me home or else." ❤
I want one!!! 😔
Guess I'll get it for Xmas
He's not getting along with my chucky doll.
Lol
@@darthasheth1693 same
Who would've thought Jason had such a nice voice
'Tis a conundrum indeed...
RUclips Viewer why not singing while serial/killing? I like that way better. 😊😂
@@psychokitty5602 that would be the best Friday the 13th movie ever
He's probably both, serial killer, and singer.😁
@RUclips Viewer Maybe he can be a Renaissance man and, do both...
I love that the original was already creepy enough, and now this is literally about a serial killer.
Feeling a murderous yet chilled mood right now. Happy Friday the 13th everyone!
Next up : “Every little thing she does is tragic “ and. “Don’t stab so close to me”
I read this in a radio announcer voice 👌😂
David Calhoun same!!!
"Don't stab so close to me" could be something between Jason and Michael lol
David Calhoun “Rock’n Robby here from W-KLZ radio!! it’s 10 past the midnight hour .... 65 degrees with shower activity through morning .. next on deck it’s Jason Voorhees and the Crystal lake trio, kill’n it on the charts with a 30 minute non-stop rock block” 🎶W-KLZ🎶...
@@duncandmcgrath6290 that's amazing!
This guy can sing better than 90% of the singers now a days.
shots fired
AIRHORN.wav
WHO SINGS,?!?! 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️😂🤣
True dawson
You said it, Dawson!
yeah, the other 10% are the other guys in "THE MERKINS."
The two people who dislike this song was murdered by Jason
Edit : Good luck @THE MERKINS for the funerals, this kill count hit almost 600 funerals to do ^^'
Its up to 10 people now xD
We can hope
15 people.
One maybe Freddy.
Jason getting that kill count up.
unlike the original song, this one doesn't hide what it is about. Everyone thinks the original is a romantic song for some reason, it's not, it's hella creepy.
Yeah, I only found out about The Police from a friend who specifically told me the song was about a stalker.
I'm guessing this is what Jason does when its not Friday
Thursday the 12th
Lol 😆😆😆
🤣
😅😅
Yeah he makes music with his mum
The original is a creepy song. This version is heartwarming.
...I can't argue with you...
Yeah, because unlike the original, this version is honest and forthright with it's intensions to stalk and murder you.
@@Connor.SG-1Ring lol
@@Connor.SG-1Ring we all want honesty
To funny
It's good Pamela is out there supporting her sons career choice
@Aaron Andresen 😂
😂😂😂👍
@Aaron "Fox0r" Andresen 😂😂
@Aaron "Fox0r" Andresen bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Go son, kill those notes"
Fantastic🤣🤣🤣
Jason and Michael, my favorites!!
Jokes apart, the dude who sings this parody has a killer voice.
Ehehehe... Killer voice... Get it?
Ok I'll be on my way now. Bye.
Bye
lol
Get out.
OMGAAAAD! Hahahahahaha!!!
Claudelle Julien *throws a hatchet*
So Jason is just singing a more direct version of the actual song.
Seann Ryan you’re so right
Well, if the Police version wasn't clear enough...
You’re a fucking genius.
I was actually searching for a comment saying just this, as I was thinking it myself 😂😂😂
Tee pom Seriously, look up the lyrics. I promise they will scream STALKER.
I see The Merkins,I click
Me too! No way not to.
They posta lot more than the rest of my subscriptions.
Pretty much
You seem to be a simple man bro. Very humble.
Don't we all!!! In this group anyway. :)
It brings me great joy to know that for some these songs will be the first version they'll hear.
I'm not a horror fan I just like how amazingly these songs are done. 10/10.
Funny how the original song and this parody are literally about the same thing: stalking people lol.
Actually i read an interview from the singer that said it's about someone who watches someone closely to see if he is fooled by him/her. But it really sounds creepy
@@corvus_kay6755 Still a great song both ways lol
The original was solely about stalking. This one mentions breaking bones and killing lol
790757 6743 True, this parody has to have something extra that the original doesn’t lol. This parody would of also fit every other slasher as well, especially Michael Myers.
CapnE625 not really. They're not all the same. Jason is a scared, angry kid in the body of a monster. Michael Myers is the physical embodiment of evil. Jason only kills people who come to camp crystal lake. Michael goes to people's houses and kills them for the hell of it. Jason still feels emotion to some extent. Michael doesn't, never have, and never will. I still got Jason in a fight because he's stronger and more durable.
Honestly, the voice on this guy is truly impressive!
YES!!! I WAS VERY EXCITED WHEN I SAW IT COME UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Same!
Same here, MineBro!!
You guys are on the livestream alot. @Artemis Mythos , did you go to the concert? How was it? Did you go to the concert too @Minebro 370 ?
Uncertain Subscriber I did go to the concert and I loved it!!!!
Hiya! Yeah, I'm more than a little obsessed with them. No, I wasn't able to go to the concert. I bought tickets and was driving there but almost got into an accident due to not sleeping for a day and a half prior to it, so I had to go back home. The six hour drive was a little much for me at the time. MineBro did, though, and sang on stage with Ghostface! xD
I love the collaboration of talent of The Merkins team. Great performers and talented vocals combined to give the eyes and ears amazing entertainment. 🍿
When he sang Mommy pleeeeease!
I felt that ish.
That part got me to.
Yassss! So enjoyable! Pamela be looking good on dem drums. Good mama! She be supporting her sons dreams in the music business 😆 lol I totally see Pamela as President, of the Slashstreet Boys fan club 😂
Best idea ever dude 🤣
Heard - ‘every bone I break’
Instant like.
Lol awesome bro nice comment
Dembe - 🤫
@@SNISPC ok bro imma edit my comment too now ❤💪
Me too
Def the point when I liked and subbed.
His voice ist so lovely. Please i want more. Jason must be an angel
I love this so Damn much I would legit buy an entire album to blast in my room xD
JaxBlade You got good RUclips taste Jax. Always good to see your comments.
Oh shit? Fancy seeing you here
I knew I'd find you in the comments.
I hope the singer in real life has a band cause he's got talent with his voice!
He does
He better
What's the bands name?
Better than Michael Myers
XxCky92xX the merkins 😂
I don’t like the word strangle...I prefer cuddle with a struggle
-Jason Voorhees
😂
🤣
@@annamariedeluccia7192 😂
@mecadaddyc I was crying🤣😂
Snuggle Struggle.
02:26 You actually feel sorry for Jason and what happened to him. That poor face. The ULTIMATE Horror icon!. Been humming this version for couple weeks now and cant get it out my head!. Great great singer whoever you are! A very Bryan Adams tone to your vocals on the chorus! 👏👏
Momma’s precious boy and his beautiful voice...
Now kill for mommy Jason
Anone Amose OHH MY LORD!!! So young, so pretty. What monster could have done this. Ohhhh this place! Steve should never have opened this place again there’s been too much trouble here! Did you know that a young boy drowned? A year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren’t paying any attention. They were making love while that young boy drowned...
A boy's best friend is his Mother 🤤
Great voice Jason and moms really working those drums........ another great video by The Merkins👍
Can't wait for Freddy to give his two cents on this xD
Right!!! I love it when he does that
Oh gosh lol x,D
Every time i go near Crystal Lake, Minnesota I think of this. I know wrong geographical area but just the name alone is what triggers it. lol
@@ericshimer6669 I drive through the town of Lake Crystal, Minnesota on my way to work in Mankato.
1:21 😭 I’m crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So beautiful and so sad 💔
This is Jason's best album since he left The Police
Agreed; I also think “De Do Do Do, De Die Die Die”, and “Every Little Stab I Do Is Tragic” were masterpieces
...but he escaped the police, not left it!
The police still looking for him never catch him to clever
Don't think police will ever catch Jason gone in hiding
This video justifies the internet's existence.
Yes it does lol. Just found this and have hit repeat 5 times already.
Okay this was just Awesome, I was actually singing along. You guys did it again. 🔪😃👍🏻
That my friends was the best parody i've had the pleasure of rockin to. Thanx, sharing, saving, re-playing...
Next single: "Smooth Serial Criminal"
iSm1lez 😂
Lol nice one
iSm1lez I'm guessing "Michael" Myers will cover that one...
iSm1lez lmao
Kageryu Michael Myers Jackson?
Growing up I, used to be scared of him😵 now, I'm jamming to his music in 2019💙🎧🎤🤘
When your mom does not let you go to the party
You: 1:41
Love Jason mom jamming the drums perfect touch!. Btw this amazing I love playing these on this time of the year!.
You know this was actual very heart warming. An less creepy than the original song.
Man... That 80's 90's feeling...
Waiting for another Michael Myers' single...
I loved Careless Sister
The No Water part is so underrated. XD
Came here to say this. Lmao.
Agreed. Now I can’t unhear that part in the original song!😂
Best mother and son duo of the decade. You can't change my mind
Who ever knew Jason had the voice of angel...
This made my night seeing that y'all uplaoded this! This is awesome guys!
It's funny because Jason sounds like he's singing from his heart the fact that he wants to kill someone! lol lol lol
Lol lol lol. Lol
Out of all the serial killer be franchise's Jason has every right to kill
No, he's singing from his victims hearts
@@rowdyyates9037, holy shit, that's dark! I like it...
Lol. Passion
How did i never found these dudes channel??? Got here from slashstreet boys. Lmao. So much talent n funny shit on youtube i cant find em all, yes???
“I’ll be stalking you!”
I'm laughing so hard
Yes, I will.
"No water" i'm crying.
This is fantastic I lost it when I saw Jason's mother playing the drums 😂😂🤣🤣
Jason: Kills for the creativity of music
I actually found this because I went to a haunted house tonight and they had your videos playing on the screen when you walk in! It was amazing I had no idea about this new one until that moment! Amazing!!!
🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃🖤
This is perfect just utter perfection
Unlike your grammar.
Dude, I just took the shit to end all shits. I filled the toilet.
This shit made my night- I just saw the some of the last of the editing earlier during the stream, but had no idea it was done.
Did I say it made my night? I meant it is going into my music permanently.
Thanks guys, this life would be much less fire without you. ♡
YES!
I’m crying right now!! This song is so beautiful!!!!!!!! 😭💕 someone needs to help me pull myself together 💕
1:22 that bridge!! His voice is soo good
Such a good voice. Need more of him as Jason lmao.
Considering the original song is also about a stalker, this one sounds less creepy in certain ways.
Copied
@@OsamaBon If you mean that someone else has mentioned this before then I wouldn't be surprised, but I'm not going to scroll through the comments before typing mine out just to be sure I'm an original thought. I typed what I thought when the video came up without looking at the other comments.
@@Buffy8Fan Yeah the comments that are like COPIED are annoying. Even if you didn't come up with the joke originally you can still share something you find funny
@@Visengrad Re: comment I made to Rxsulity XIUT on this thread.
Bruh I'm deceased at 1:40 never thought I'd see jason put that much emotion into anything lmao
And yes listening to this on Fri the 13th