Neuvillette judges everyone
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Neuvillette judging most Genshin characters, even including a few notable NPCs.
Music in the background - "Le spectacle doit continuer" by HOYO-MiX
#GenshinImpact #HoYoverse #focalors #furina #genshinmemes
Neuvillette judges the Archons - ruclips.net/video/kYvylvSxsP0/видео.htmlsi=jQoAeBMgU4nY4U_g
What did qiqi do?
you know that she lost his life?
Neuvallete can't judge Cyno.... He is justice itself
Neuvillette rulling himself out as not guilty has the same vibe as police saying "we investigated ourselves and found we are free of crimes."
I love how he was like, “oratrice mecinique d’analyse cardinale” to Yanfei 😂
That means neuvallete admits Yanfei IS DA LAW
Diluc: literally wanted for his war crimes against Snezhnaya
Neuvillette: how this perfect man can be guilty of anything?!?
Fatui is one big war crime, so they statements means nothing.
true
Dliuc goes prowler theme
Not against Snezhnaya but against Fatui Organization tyranny and crimes.
Cyno jokes:
Neuvillette: You shall be executed for cringe.
Collei : phew 😮💨
@@agiftarifkyardana1838 Tighnari: Thank you in advance
It just cuts to Nuevillete trying to tape Cyno’s mouth shut for somehow still making jokes during the verdict
then cyno goes uno reverse and says "judgment be upon YOU 🫵"
Neuvallete: complains about the deserts of sumeru.
Cyno: Your sins weigh upon your soul!
As a Furina, i can confirm if Neuvillette says im guilty i will stop giving him macarons.
You are guilty for deceiving us, you bratty child.
But I already accepted you as the archon of fontaine ❤
Yo Furina Nahida here? How's life going?
Optimus Prime : @FurinaTheBrattyArchon 0:47 Your no longer guilty anymore, you should be proud yourself.
You say "as a Furina" as if Furina is a species/ethnicity lmao 💀
Among all the characters who were found guilty, Zhongli was the only one who spoke to Neuvillette, as expected of Archon.
Objection your honor.
Durin's lore proves he wasn't aware of the disaster he was causing until his last, lonesome, painful moments.
Neuvillette: Objection Overruled. My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.
As a Zhongli, i can confirm im guilty for saying osmanthus wine>>>>Water.
Neuvillette says, put those “>>>>” upside down
Dandelion wine and Dango milk soloes bro.
@@Aki-69420xD
Zhongli : ok water
Hello, Zhongli. I do not drink. So if I ever have osmanthus wine on hand, I shall give it to you, while sipping on Sumeru's water.
As a Nahida, i can confirm im not guilty for being chilling on my cage for 500 years unable to do any crime at all.
AZAR SHOULD BE GUILTY BC OF MINOR ABDUCIONS !!
-Guinafein🎆
You should be guilty for peeking people's mind without their consent
She can take someones mind and do any crime by their hand, if she was want so.
@@DisappointedAether Imagine to be trapped for 500 years without movement. Picking someone mind was her only action she can do, I can't see how it's possible to judge her as long as she was having good intentions.
@@uioRibaiasan But She Doesn't.The Real Criminal Here is Azar.That Trapped Her in A Cage For 500 years without Doing Any Movement. Idk prove me Wrong- Azar Should be Punished
Cyno: Who has-
Neuvillette: *GUILTY.*
Neuvillette is a chad for including paimon on his "guilty" list
for the fact that she even shit talk about furina when the "traveler" and furina was talking about her experience
Paimon is guilty for stealing our lines and escaping the role of emergency food
@@DisappointedAether Yes brother, we must stand up to her tyranny somehow so we have more chance to talk. i mean look at the trailblazer, they talk a lot on the new trailblaze quest xD
@@randompersonintheinternet3850 And don't forget how she said that Razor's family's box's content is just a bunch of junk
Hoyo made the no 1 mistake of putting paimid in this game when they could've just paid the travelers va's lines
man now I want a video that explains how each character is guilty or not guilty.
Yes we need that
Yeah, because of what under God's green Earth could someone like Kaveh or Hu Tao be guilty of? Annoying their friends?
This is the definition of hearing a word too many times to the point it loses meaning XD
Ah yes, my favorite Fontanian drink, Gill Tea.
I was half expecting neuvillette to say the death sentence for cyno's jokes
Neuvillette: guilty
Klee: but I'm cute?
Destroying ocean life and reshaping landscapes is still a crime.
Neuvillette: Yes. Now go back to solitary confinement
Alice shows up and "persuades" neuv to have klee be not guilty
@@lolidemon3163Neuvillette proceeds to judge Alice as guilty
1:18 Ah yes! The good old, "We have investigated ourselves and found ourselves to be *not guilty* ". Anyway...
Neuvillette: GUILTY
Zhongli: of course I am, did you expect something else?
If only Yanfei was a lawyer in this Saga, It would make the story much more more interesting.
She is the real "constitution" of all of the teyvat
She is like the right character in wrong region 🫠
But she herself says that she don't doing good with Fontaine laws in one of the voicelines
@@BrotKripmy guess about her conflict with Fontaine laws is she eats ketchup as a dish in its own, and only occasionally as a sauce for other meals
Maybe Yanfei will appear in one of the events of Fontaine
According to the judgement of the Oratrice Mechanique D'Analyse Cardinale, yanfei is the Oratrice Mechanique D'Analyse Cardinale.
Neuvillette: I WILL HAVE OTTER!
Furina is clearly guilty of theft
She stole our hearts
Sir this person right here try to fame someone of stealing when he the one kneeling down and give his heart away.
The seahores, crab, ocianlic is why her's safe
And then there's Yanfei, who isn't being judged because she's the lawyer, and as such, is being referred to he Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinale.
lol he judged Sigwinne guilty for holding a gun. But not Dvalin because fellow dragon
Not only for _holding a gun._ She's an armed psycho in a position of power. And shoots without doubting and with darn perfect aim
As a Raiden Ei, i can confirm im guilty for being unable to cook.
Michelangelo : Well you might said that Raiden Ei dudette, totally.
No. You are guilty for cooking Kazuha's friend 💀
@@dragonchang4979It was a formal duel approved by both sides, even Kazuha himself said that the outcome of the duel was fair. Ei's sins are approving of the blunders that is the sakoku decree and the vision hunt decree.
You are guilty for not calling mental advisor before doing the actual crime.
No. You are guilty for child neglection.
Traveler : boy I just helped save Fontaine and you say I’m guilty!?
Venti : hehe, guess we’re gonna be in jail together traveler!
I wonder what his reasons for the guilty ones are (aside from Cyno telling a bad joke 😂).
This is basically knuckles "approved" or "illegal" meme 😂
Holy fuck 😭yanfei one killed me
The Oratrice mechanique denalis cardinal will do the judgement for him. No arguments allowed
I guess that would count as "She's in our line of work, therefore I legally have no say in judging her."
1:19 Neuvilette just judge himself😂😂
😂😂😂😂
1:52 Xiangling: *Gets hit by a Treasure Hoarder*
Xiangling: Help! My dinner is attacking me!
'Not Cutie'
'Not cutie'
'Not Cutie'
'Not cutie'
'Cutie'
'Cutie'
Cutie'
'Cutie'
🎶Oratrice Mecanique D'analyse Cardinale 🎶
For everyone: guilty, or not guilty
For Yanfei: *Oratrice Mécanique d'Analyse Cardinale*
Neuvillette judging himself😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Beidou literally breaks every law in Liyue that she always ends up using her treasures as fines to Ningguang.
La Signora
Neuvillette: DEATH SENTENCE!
but her is arleady dead
What did my girl Sayu do?
Also "guilty" is starting to sound less and less like a word.
guilty of slacking off
It's great that Nevillette can decision them, but whether he can catch all of them or not, we still don't know
Well since he hot his authority as a sovereign back he can likely slap the archons
But he can't leave Fontaine since without the oratrice he's the only energy source of the nation until they figure something out...
Plus even stronger characters are bound to be introduced some day
Collei: *literally commited murder*
Neuvillette: not guilty
I am missing something? I never read that part
@@OfficerExe manga
That could be defended by reason of insanity tho, she was driven insane by The Doctor's experiments.
@@boltstrike2787There’s different categories of manslaughter, which includes scenarios where you killed someone against your own will
that does not include insanity
as you would not go to prison for it as they deem it would not work you would go to... "the happy place"
to get "cured" of the insanity...
also it falls under mental ilness... not forced murder
Sigewinne is a melusine, so she cannot be guilty
As a Scaramouche main, I can confirm that he was guilty for not doing the fandango.
Perfection
Ayato as máfia boss being declared not guilty while drinking his boba 😌
Exactly how it should be ❤
oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale
Justicinator
"but where are those who share the guilt?"
Not him decralming my husbandos guilty 😂
Guilty of stealing my heart
I lost it when he judged himself
0:45 neuvilette said focalors not guilty but she get executed 🗿
Guilty starts to sound like guillotine after a while LOL
Most of the not guilties are good, But there are some guilties which I do disagree with lol
Tighnari not getting a guilty verdict. Missed Opportunity. I guess he got bail. 😂
This isn't the old VA anymore, so he's free to go.
@@tnvmark2173 Michelangelo : Exactamundo.
As a Venti, Im glad im not judged since i didn't show up on this video. Excuse me i will be drinking some wine now to celebrate
1:46 👽
Cyno was asking for the guillotine with his jokes, Nahida will come to save him in court🔥🗣️
poor cyno guilty of making jokes
Nilou in Sumeran court
The Sages: Guilty.
Neuvillette: No, you. Biden blast!!!
Nilou pointing at the sages' burnt corpse: Guilty!
Neuvillette: Yes.
Azar: NOOO!!!!
Neuvillette: Yes! You're guilty! Biden Blast!!!
Damn, i imagine it being animated, that would be hilarious
Cyno: how do you call a school full of plants? An elemenTREE school
Neuvilette: GUILTY! YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED FOR CRINGE!
Beidu: a pirate, smuggles goods in Liyue
Smuggled Traveler into Inazuma and actively participated in the civil war killing soldiers doing their jobs ordered by their government and archon
Neuvillette: Not Guilty
Imagine that in Bennett's case is in fact Guilty but for another reasons... for example, be like Dan Heng from Star Rail
''oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale''
as a yanfei i agree that us judges must oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale.
Bruh, he made his child guilty (poor seigewinne)
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! Pleading to not guilty.
What reason Eula is guilty.
Her bloodline is nothing to do to her sense of justice and she do all her might to right the wrong doing of her clan.
JUSTICE WILL BE OURS✊
I wonder what this is about but hearing "Guilty" too many times
-as i was typing he said Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale wtf-
made me feel weird about the word guilty
Bro called yelan not guilty while she stole furinas jacket☠️
Not furina but tsaritsa
Wasn’t it Pantalone
I thought it was Liben's jacket
@@RuiPlushRealit was pantalone’s gift to the tsaritsa
What are you smoking???
Wanderer was guilty of just being rude to others not his past action as scaramouche cause he does not remeber but hey that is just a theory
me :- Neuvillette what is your judgement on Yanfei ??
him :- oratrice mecinique d’analyse cardinale
me :- what do you mean??
him :- oratrice mecinique d’analyse cardinale
According to the the judgement of Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale 🕺💃🕺💃
Yanfei is all other regions oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale
Kokomi did nothing but care for others. She will always be innocent in my heart.
In his minds he’s actually guilty but everyone is trusting him what he says so he said that hes not Guilty because he’s the Chief Justice 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤
Cyno: playing joke
Neuvilette: Guilty
It went from Not Guilty to Knot Guillotine for me.
If this is about killing innocent people and consuming their dreams, in Xiao’s defense, he was enslaved by an evil god.
"Not Guill tea."
-Neuvillette
Neuvillette really says "Danzai! Danzai! Danzai! Danzai!". He will make Shikieiki proud
Neuvillette: So you also judge people?
Eiki: Yeah.
Neuvillette: And... Do you also have to deal with, you know *points at furina*
Eiki: Oh trust me, that's nothing compared to what i deal with
*Meanwhile on the sanzu river*
Komachi: Achoo!
[1:34] The Iudex might want to rethink this one.
Maybe next time, an explanation why some of them are guilty.
For some character, I know why, but for the other like Baizhu for example, I don't understand. 😅
You ever listen to a word so many times it ceases to sound like a word? Yeah, that just happened to me.
I agree with most of the guilty verdicts, but there are a few where I wonder why are they guilty exactly?
Diluc being not guilty even though he murdured lots of Fatui xD
And also Lisa, with her sadistical like of torturing others not guilty… I love this so much
My girl can’t be guilty! She’s so innocent!
She is guilty for being cute.
Hu Tao is guilty due to making me lose NNN
I’m hearing too much “guilty” and “not guilty”, I’m now hearing “Ge all tea”
1:14 Mona is guilty.
Lost my Furina's 50/50 to her.
I already had her C6, getting her on my 50/50 is a complete waste of pity.
Neuvilette is having rather personal issues with Zhongli because of something else...
You should put Bennett being guilty for unlucky😂😂😂
Traveler is guilty? They're basically friends with him
Neuvillete just needs to investigate the fortress of meropide again
So was Vautrin
seeing miko guilty has satisfied my soul
"Not girl tea"
"Girl tea"
Is this our version of Knuckles's "Approved" meme?
The more you hear him say guilty or not guilty, the more it sounds like guillotine or not guillotine.......
The word “guilty” is starting to feel unreal after this vid
guilty doesn't even sound like a word anymore😅
At first I heard "guilty" but as it went on I started hearing "guillontine" instead
Diluc actually having tortured people and not being guilty:
As a Durin, I say in my defence that I loved everyone and didn’t mean to cause harm
Azar: (Ultra max volume + bass boost + earrape) GUILTY.
omg no qiqi 😂
also yanfei is kinda special huh
cyno making joke before being judge is so meeeeeehh🤣
1:36 How🤔 isn't neuvillete love all melusine?
The funniest part was when nevillette judged himself
"Go Tea"
-Neuvillette