I Spent 1000 Days In Hardcore Minecraft [FULL MOVIE]

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @Kolanii
    @Kolanii  Год назад +14921

    brb making 2000 days

    • @elrond3452
      @elrond3452 Год назад +650

      chill out man, take a break first atleast

    • @envoxity9544
      @envoxity9544 Год назад +486

      bros trying to speedrun videos

    • @Project_M4YH3M
      @Project_M4YH3M Год назад +461

      Just casually take time out his life for our entertainment
      Edit: NO WAY I JUST GOT 100 LIKES

    • @yolymardiaz4780
      @yolymardiaz4780 Год назад +92

      Finally another video thank you thank you

    • @Alexdoesntknow
      @Alexdoesntknow Год назад +52

      CHIIIILL

  • @bkvii_wya
    @bkvii_wya Год назад +4228

    2 hours of kolanii is actually heaven

  • @gelatinbfdi2763
    @gelatinbfdi2763 6 месяцев назад +756

    "I found a small island and took everything" A TRUE BRITISH MAN!

  • @xen0n516
    @xen0n516 Год назад +8640

    This man is out here casually setting the standard for hardcore like it’s nothing

    • @callumchertavian4843
      @callumchertavian4843 Год назад +127

      na that’s LukeTheNotable but he’s still good

    • @allmoneyinnomoneyout2046
      @allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 Год назад +35

      @@callumchertavian4843 lmao

    • @kunimno1563
      @kunimno1563 Год назад +47

      does philza mean nothing to you

    • @callumchertavian4843
      @callumchertavian4843 Год назад +47

      @@kunimno1563 i’m taking specifically the “1000 days” model. ofc philza had a long ass hardcore world

    • @retroguy3344
      @retroguy3344 Год назад +32

      @@allmoneyinnomoneyout2046 i mean he has an emerald tower, an emerald lawn, an emerald wall, and a emerald town

  • @azerty.
    @azerty. Год назад +559

    0:00 Intro
    0:36 I Spent 24 Hours Getting As Rich As Possible
    24:34 I Built The Most Over The Top Nether Portal In Minecraft Hardcore
    42:16 I Mapped Out 24,987,432 Blocks To Build This In Minecraft Hardcore
    1:04:54 2000 Dogs Vs Minecraft Hardcore
    1:20:53 I Collected Every Illegal Item In Minecraft Hardcore
    1:44:14 I Put An Entire Ocean In The Nether In Minecraft Hardcore

  • @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j
    @illuno--bf8dx1bw5j Год назад +628

    I just love how he matches the building sounds to the music beat. It's a subtle detail but makes boring parts of building a bit more entertaining.

    • @Aisha4me
      @Aisha4me 8 месяцев назад +13

      and its so satisfying

    • @JaguarOnCocaine
      @JaguarOnCocaine 6 месяцев назад

      Agreed, and I know you didnt ask for a recommendation but Aust tends to do the same in his videosso you may want to check them out

    • @KrustyKonnor
      @KrustyKonnor 3 месяца назад +1

      A lot of people do that btw

  • @Phantoom_
    @Phantoom_ Год назад +2425

    Mad respect for Kolanii and his editor🎉

    • @ronnicarter865
      @ronnicarter865 Год назад +44

      yeah!!

    • @Kolanii
      @Kolanii  Год назад +1580

      i wish i had an editor... lol

    • @CookieJarOfficial
      @CookieJarOfficial Год назад +47

      i’d say the respect is pretty happy

    • @Phantoom_
      @Phantoom_ Год назад +411

      @@Kolanii Mad respect for Kolanii and Kolanii for editing all these videos🎉

    • @skyblock_mouse
      @skyblock_mouse Год назад +24

      ​@@KolaniiI like kollani he is fun to watch I will watch this whenever I am board

  • @goob4145
    @goob4145 Год назад +3304

    Have I watched all of Kolanii’s videos countless times already? Yes.
    Am I going to watch them again in a 2 hour compilation and enjoy every second immensely? Of course.

  • @Hellens.melons
    @Hellens.melons 8 месяцев назад +151

    1:04:24 “i’m never spawning the Ender dragon ever again” …well boy do I have some news for you

  • @neruvic4714
    @neruvic4714 Год назад +909

    It's a 2 hour video but it feels like a 10 minute video.
    It's just this good that Kolanii gave me the ability to travel through time physically and spiritually.
    Amazing.

    • @Maxakai
      @Maxakai Год назад +4

      no its not

    • @mohammedalghamdi233
      @mohammedalghamdi233 Год назад +1

      true

    • @gurkha630
      @gurkha630 Год назад +1

      ​@@Maxakai why you just say no its not to everybody

    • @Maxakai
      @Maxakai Год назад

      @@gurkha630 no its not

    • @hobsonfamily2241
      @hobsonfamily2241 Год назад

      It actchaly fells like a 6 hour vid for me at the beginning!

  • @toxic_195
    @toxic_195 Год назад +584

    Such Hermitcraft level dedication on the builds and I respect it so much. First video I’ve watched of yours, definitely gonna watch more

    • @sakshamgupta3378
      @sakshamgupta3378 Год назад +18

      U watched the culmination of all kolanni videos, and this is ur first video of 2 hours. Dedication bro

    • @keaneanthony17
      @keaneanthony17 Год назад

      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛
      🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
      🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪
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  • @c0rruptEdDadda
    @c0rruptEdDadda Год назад +172

    I have watched countless YT MC creators and you my good sir are by far the most enjoyable no bullshit creator I have had the pleasure of watching. I have yet found anyone who makes content quite as enjoyable as that you produce, top tier mate truly top tier!

  • @smellingthecolor7295
    @smellingthecolor7295 Год назад +84

    the warden dog fight bit is still probably the most outlandish thing done. Its almost comedic how well it worked

  • @-DarkCarnage
    @-DarkCarnage Год назад +502

    Warden: *exists*
    Kolanii: And i took that personally

  • @tyharlacher4098
    @tyharlacher4098 Год назад +63

    Can we all agree that kolanii is the most mind distracting, most hilarious, and just makes people’s day just by being himself.

  • @ShrimpTavern
    @ShrimpTavern Год назад +533

    started feeling absolutely awful emotionally a few hours ago and this video is just so nice. your humor and content is the perfect mix of distraction and laugh inducing

    • @cat-of-the-internet
      @cat-of-the-internet Год назад +26

      @@DeezNuts-np4jowhat the hell

    • @XterNuLL
      @XterNuLL Год назад

      @@DeezNuts-np4jo lumpy boy

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames Год назад

      @@cat-of-the-internetit’s a hormonal time 🤷🏻‍♀️ lmfaooooo

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames Год назад +1

      same here dood. hope your tonight or today has been fab tho 😄

    • @李清淺
      @李清淺 Год назад +1

      @@DeezNuts-np4jo imagine “she” is a he and he/she is 10😂😂😂😂

  • @copperidiots1346
    @copperidiots1346 Год назад +105

    Congrats bro, love your content, you've inspired me to keep playing

  • @Zaxlfang
    @Zaxlfang Год назад +41

    "I like Smite"
    *Kolanii has just earned the achievement: Brand new sentence!*

  • @2KEMusic
    @2KEMusic Год назад +15

    Kolanii, your videos are one of the only videos I instantly click when I see them.
    They're overly entertaining to watch!

  • @jaxson224
    @jaxson224 Год назад +442

    Ahh yes, another video of this man making me question his sanity for 2 hours

    • @RocMaster48
      @RocMaster48 Год назад +8

      The best hardcore youtuber ever! Love the video’s

    • @Maxakai
      @Maxakai Год назад +2

      no its not

    • @katiegomez4765
      @katiegomez4765 Год назад +4

      @@Maxakaithat’s your dam opinion

    • @Maxakai
      @Maxakai Год назад

      @@katiegomez4765 no its not

    • @katiegomez4765
      @katiegomez4765 Год назад +2

      @@Maxakaieverybody likes someone else

  • @Mr.Sleepy._.
    @Mr.Sleepy._. 7 месяцев назад +30

    This is my white noise when I sleep

  • @kalynxs
    @kalynxs Год назад +165

    It's outrageous that this is a 2 hour video and I have no doubts I'm going to be able to watch it all the way through without getting bored,
    That's seriously how you know this is true entertainment.

  • @jagondal8378
    @jagondal8378 Год назад +121

    There's a fine line between genius and insanity. Which is Kolanii? Yes. The sheer dedication to each of these builds is amazing, and the end products are always top-notch.

  • @SkillfulLupus
    @SkillfulLupus 5 месяцев назад +12

    rewatching kolanii build the end stuff makes the big ass portal video way more painful

  • @AaronsCorner807
    @AaronsCorner807 Год назад +101

    The effort this man puts into each video and the editing process, is just amazing. Loving the content! Let’s go to 2000 days like it’s nothing!

  • @HeyItsKeep
    @HeyItsKeep Год назад +73

    Kolanii is the only RUclipsr I’ve seen that makes 1000 days genuinely interesting

  • @cartmanpilled
    @cartmanpilled Год назад +48

    the question about the spoon icon for mining fatigue got me thinking. the obvious answer is that mining fatigue makes you feel like you’re mining with a spoon, that’s how slow you’re going. but another answer that i like to think of is the common use of “spoons” equating to energy for people with chronic illness or disabilities, chronic fatigue syndrome being an example. often times you’ll hear people with chronic illness say they don’t have enough spoons for a certain task, which basically just means they don’t have enough physical or mental energy to do it. which is also pretty fitting, having a spoon icon for mining fatigue.

    • @KrustyKonnor
      @KrustyKonnor 3 месяца назад

      Bro is looking too deep into this

    • @KrustyKonnor
      @KrustyKonnor 3 месяца назад +1

      I read this whole comment therefore fixing my attention span

  • @heavymetalmusichead4969
    @heavymetalmusichead4969 Год назад +17

    Lukethenotable invented the 1000 days genre. Kolanii mastered it.

  • @Roboteer1
    @Roboteer1 Год назад +36

    Totally forgot about "does this give me fire resistance? yeah, it kinda does if you keep eating them". absolute GEM of a quote.

    • @WolfRoseQUEEN
      @WolfRoseQUEEN Год назад +1

      Personal favourite is: Look at allllllll that fakery

  • @ponkwon
    @ponkwon 8 месяцев назад +168

    I have gastrointestinal issues

  • @psi6176
    @psi6176 Год назад +36

    it’s always a good day when Kolanii drops a banger :]

  • @blacktemplar2982
    @blacktemplar2982 Год назад +28

    I've watched all of these many times but having a collection is great. I can't wait to see what comes next.

  • @doom_shadowoffical
    @doom_shadowoffical Год назад +13

    Who is ready for 2000 days

  • @jafie4787
    @jafie4787 Год назад +29

    I wanted to let you know that when you trade absorbent amounts of items to a villager they will actually see that as profitable and raise their trades for a few days. I had cartographers that I sold one glas pane for one emerald and if I sold way to much in a few days they'd raise them like crazy unless I left them alone for a bit. It's a strange thing, but very cool detail for Mojang to have put in.

    • @malekstreamz4941
      @malekstreamz4941 Год назад

      its not strange its basic economics

    • @stormmugger4719
      @stormmugger4719 Год назад

      @@malekstreamz4941yeah, he just meant that it’s cool they even considered it

  • @bentheultimatelegend
    @bentheultimatelegend Год назад +10

    I love falling asleep to these videos, they're so chaotic but calming at the same time

  • @beforelifewaschaos
    @beforelifewaschaos 5 месяцев назад +3

    I love the font of the subtitles, ouwmahgod, satisfying 😂
    And the first time i heard about a pether nortal, despite playing MC since day one

  • @hollowknightenjoyer
    @hollowknightenjoyer Год назад +23

    with how much this man is playing hardcore it feels like he has never lost any game ever

  • @CrispySandles
    @CrispySandles Год назад +39

    Kolanii is that one RUclipsr that you binge watch all his videos multiple times, forgets he exists, then he posts again and you repeat the process all over

    • @SleepingLyra
      @SleepingLyra 5 месяцев назад +1

      truer words have not been said before... until now.

    • @janethalpin7921
      @janethalpin7921 26 дней назад +1

      It would be even truer if you were talking about @Gamers React😅
      I'd say most of his subs forgot he existed

  • @AlairrJC
    @AlairrJC Год назад +4

    This guy is amazing. I have watched this video 382 times and 10/10 would watch again.

    • @mickeyDsanders
      @mickeyDsanders Год назад

      Bro spent 31 days watching Minecraft 😭

  • @frenchyfrie7256
    @frenchyfrie7256 Год назад +34

    Tons of respect, it's an amazing vid! great work, I look forward to future content!
    Side note:
    Did anyone else notice the splice when he "successfully" did the 360 in his elytra at 33:38? if not, you can use the comma and period keys on your keyboard to look at it frame by frame.

  • @chloeeeezy
    @chloeeeezy Год назад +52

    Alternate video title: Kolanii Cheekily Pretends to Resent Minecraft and Be Bad At It While Astounding All of Us With His Skill for Two Hours - A Movie

  • @skh4ppy
    @skh4ppy Год назад +8

    i want a tshirt that says, "i don't make the rules, these bones do."

  • @thefinchwithahat9083
    @thefinchwithahat9083 Год назад +9

    Honestly kolanii is just one of the funniest and most entertaining you tubers to watch, I appreciate the content man keep up the good work❤🔥🔥

  • @toymadness1289
    @toymadness1289 Год назад +11

    This series is honestly one of my favourite things to watch

  • @Sugarko
    @Sugarko 11 месяцев назад +3

    I shouldn’t have binged watched all his videos, it’s not enough

  • @jasmynjohnson4346
    @jasmynjohnson4346 Год назад +20

    This video single handedly inspired me to both subscribe to you and return back to Minecraft because the creative potential of this community never ceases to amaze me.

  • @kai.c05
    @kai.c05 Год назад +5

    Always a good day when kolanii posts
    Edit: we need a woodland mansion video 😭

  • @fr_nch
    @fr_nch 6 месяцев назад +8

    just calculated the glass requirement. Its 732 stacks of glass.

  • @Kyrusisgone
    @Kyrusisgone Год назад +9

    1:03:59 the amount of pain I had 😭
    Then you said it was a backup and I was so relieved lol

  • @finnito8282
    @finnito8282 Год назад +15

    This is so sick, makes me want to get my hardcore world looking this good

  • @lucunix
    @lucunix Год назад +2

    2h of kolanii? oh yes please!

  • @NotNerdCat
    @NotNerdCat Год назад +9

    As a Nigerian, 3:42 made me laugh. Love you kolanii

  • @Thao-nathos
    @Thao-nathos Год назад +12

    i'm doing a marathon of your videos because i love the editing and because of the absolutely batshit insane ideas you have that still somehow work

  • @TommysPlanet
    @TommysPlanet 10 месяцев назад +1

    Kolanii mak it look like the nature is trying to fight back against the nether killing off the land! Shoutout pls

  • @chonkyfroggy3421
    @chonkyfroggy3421 Год назад +6

    This man's voice is therapeutic. I listen to him while doing homework ❤

  • @kestrelgaming554
    @kestrelgaming554 Год назад +4

    This was unbelievable the first time I watched it. How ? Why ? What ? 😮
    Breaking minecraft, one block at a time. The grind is really, thanks man ❤

  • @Team_Smug
    @Team_Smug 2 месяца назад +3

    33:30 him killing the phantoms LOL

  • @aloyalfollowerofcaleism5973
    @aloyalfollowerofcaleism5973 Год назад +6

    Broski really just found one of the rarest mobs to exist at hour 5 and laugh while it suffocated itself and die.... This is why i love watching his videos

  • @JDM-is-my-name
    @JDM-is-my-name Год назад +7

    Just in case someone was still wondering; the Minjng Fatigue is a spoon because, if you use a spoon instead of a shovel it takes a much longer time :)

  • @lewisbeardmore9586
    @lewisbeardmore9586 Год назад +1

    Seeing the intro to your end world and not knowing what was in it, I actually thought the black concrete was the actual void. It's so frickin realistic! Good job Kolanii!

  • @blank8166
    @blank8166 Год назад +6

    love how each of this guys projects just progressively get more unhinged

  • @timothyeasley1832
    @timothyeasley1832 Год назад +7

    Ahhhh...... Time for coffee and Kolanii.

  • @PaulCarroll-ke5le
    @PaulCarroll-ke5le 8 месяцев назад +1

    I've enjoyed this video so much, I watched it twice within a few days.

    • @LyndlEndique
      @LyndlEndique 8 месяцев назад +1

      true. there was a time I watched it everyday. and here I am watching it again. probably for the next week

  • @fin18
    @fin18 Год назад +12

    woke up to this and now i have to restart and watch the whole thing

  • @angelinawilson9547
    @angelinawilson9547 Год назад +4

    Holy Moly where have you been all my life?!? You are an absolute riot in the best way possible. The way your mind works is brilliant and I had the most fun 2 hours watching this! Can you be my spirit animal or my patronus!? 😇😅 Can't wait to watch your other content!

  • @Jhakaas_Jai
    @Jhakaas_Jai Год назад +1

    Watched and loved every minute of it. Even tho it is 2 hours, It's quality is astounding. Great job man. Never though i would watch a 2 hour yt video ever. It is even longer than some movies.❤❤

  • @sicklystudent5867
    @sicklystudent5867 Год назад +12

    Oml. This man's dedication and motivation is jaw dropping. I can't even find the motivation to clean my room and he's putting in literal months of effort to break his Minecraft world. Just incredible 🤣

  • @apophisca2163
    @apophisca2163 Год назад +4

    for some reason i never get bored of this.... seeing someone making progress in a game. keep up bro.

  • @Julia-xi8mf
    @Julia-xi8mf 11 месяцев назад +8

    Man accomplished in 24 hours what I couldn't in 24 years of playing Minecraft

  • @mariosza
    @mariosza Год назад +5

    It's amazing how kolanii sacrifices his time for our entertainment

  • @theo7885
    @theo7885 Год назад +5

    I just saw that this got uploaded and i am about to watch this thing entirely like it’s the sense of my life. Nothing can prevent me from watching this 2h thing right now, not even a tsunami. I’d then sit on a fucking nearby mountain with all the citizens while watching your video, when all the people around me just being traumatized and in panic mode, because of the fact that their houses are full with ocean. I love you Kolanii❤️

  • @silly734
    @silly734 8 месяцев назад

    this is seriously high quality content. insane builds, no over the top fake reactions, its just a guy whos really good at minecraft.

  • @ThronetoSpook
    @ThronetoSpook Год назад +17

    Already watched these videos so many times over. . so glad to see them all together.
    Weirdest thing though? I’m just now thinking about the portal tree. . what if there was netherack instead of the smooth stone in the *portal?*
    Sure, it’s not a detail you’ll look too hard at, but still, would’ve added more realism now that I thought about it

  • @yeetsterbunny7033
    @yeetsterbunny7033 Год назад +4

    Ah pretty good video, watched all two hours in the 7 min since it's been posted. THATS HOW GOOD IT IS

  • @Andrews_Studio
    @Andrews_Studio Год назад +20

    This is longer than the fnaf movie

    • @Jamesthorn2011
      @Jamesthorn2011 4 месяца назад

      Wait it is I just noticed xD

    • @Okilipo11
      @Okilipo11 3 месяца назад

      And better 😂

    • @Andrews_Studio
      @Andrews_Studio 3 месяца назад

      ​​@@Okilipo11 not really this is way less passionate

  • @WoxFolfvods_
    @WoxFolfvods_ Год назад +8

    This man needs more credit for what he does!

    • @Maxakai
      @Maxakai Год назад

      no its not

    • @WoxFolfvods_
      @WoxFolfvods_ Год назад +4

      @@Maxakai what?

    • @Hedgehogger191
      @Hedgehogger191 Год назад

      ​​@@WoxFolfvods_he said no its not

    • @WoxFolfvods_
      @WoxFolfvods_ Год назад +1

      @@Hedgehogger191 I know what he said I just don’t know what he means

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 Год назад +4

    Alternate title: true dedication

  • @TheGreatGrace-0-
    @TheGreatGrace-0- Год назад +1

    Will I watch every single video of kolanii's video atleast 2-4 times?
    Yes.
    Will I watch every second of a 2 hour compilation of his videos atleast 1-3 times play be more?
    Yes.
    Sidenote: your lucky dude. There is a 5% chance of finding a baby piglin riding a chicken. Specifically a baby piglin

  • @tuchthamsungkameka448
    @tuchthamsungkameka448 Год назад +4

    YES YES YESSSSS IT CAME!!!

  • @AcousticallyStripedEgg
    @AcousticallyStripedEgg Год назад +5

    Congrats man. Mustve been alota hours making and editing this thing but its really well done :) 💜

  • @jokerbatman3516
    @jokerbatman3516 6 месяцев назад

    This guy is so enjoyable😂😂to keep my attention for 2 hours straight? Yeah I'm definitely subscribing

  • @Joshehh
    @Joshehh Год назад +9

    i dont think ive ever survived 1000 minutes in hardcore and that is not a joke

  • @OmarAmalol
    @OmarAmalol Год назад +4

    You definitely deserve the subscription . You're amazing at this game and I'm learning so much for you. Great work

  • @puregameing9230
    @puregameing9230 Месяц назад

    Talk about dedication. Beyond impressive.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +13

    Considering warped trees are supposed to look like giant fungi that just happen to have convergently taken on the same behavior as actual trees, a big mass at the top as opposed to a structure of branches and leaves growing off of them arguably fits considering it is, in all intents and purposes, just a big mushroom.

  • @KrufleXS
    @KrufleXS Год назад +8

    Kolanii is just too fun to watch. another crazy drop from you man. Have a goddamn good day

  • @ItzElizabeth9091
    @ItzElizabeth9091 2 месяца назад

    Love it I watched like 2 episodes from this but couldn’t be bothered watching the rest so Ty for making it a movie🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @mariosza
    @mariosza Год назад +5

    I watched all of his hard-core videos and still couldn't resist watching this even knowing what will happen

  • @rLauch
    @rLauch Год назад +4

    You are insane man😂

  • @NurAfiqahIsmail-l5q
    @NurAfiqahIsmail-l5q Месяц назад

    3:17 Him going "Aah there were three!" And then realizing he mine it with his iron pickaxe making him go "No!" as he throws it away like a little kid throwing a tantrum is the most adorablest thing I've ever seen a grown man do.

  • @JustDEV1
    @JustDEV1 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yes I watched this for 2 hours and 3 minutes

    • @willijordn356
      @willijordn356 4 месяца назад

      I watched for 2 hours and 3 minutes and one second 🙂

  • @ookl-l5j
    @ookl-l5j 2 месяца назад +3

    11:01 is what the kfc employees see daily

  • @minerliton2481
    @minerliton2481 Год назад +1

    23:34 this was extremely satisfying to watch

  • @tananatana4011
    @tananatana4011 Год назад +5

    Kolanii is honestly GOATED. Unlike majority of popular Minecraft youtubers, he doesn't scream his britches out like a goddamn infant in grown man's body, the videos are extremely high quality all the way from the editing, the actual accomplishments within the game and the guy's like legitimately funny, I find this guy's dry humor great

  • @smeg_fridge
    @smeg_fridge 6 месяцев назад +3

    *2:34* maybe I'm just misunderstanding something, but why take Fortune III back off of the pick when that's one of the enchantments you want? do you need to get the enchantments in a certain order?
    and yes I asked this both on this video and on the original one lol

    • @moodymop1533
      @moodymop1533 Месяц назад

      You can’t enchant something that’s already enchanted, he wanted all three

  • @nyxars
    @nyxars 4 месяца назад +2

    45:38 the jungle dungeon sounded adorable

  • @tv-enistua2514
    @tv-enistua2514 Год назад +4

    How is bro so calm?

  • @Quitss9
    @Quitss9 Год назад +3

    The bit where he was falling in the powdered snow he was jumping so it looks like he was falling deeper

  • @sgtskidz
    @sgtskidz 11 месяцев назад +1

    Mad respect. This has honestly provided me so much inspiration. Ty

  • @Piku4Bu
    @Piku4Bu 6 месяцев назад +3

    33:20 Baby zombie piglin has a mental crisis and then gets murdered.