Witness Rants about 2 Sleeping Pilots

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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @dcd1935
    @dcd1935 2 года назад +1123

    Please someone get him his own show!!!!

    • @Ztuart101
      @Ztuart101 2 года назад

      He deserves it

    • @MatthewHensley8304
      @MatthewHensley8304 2 года назад +11

      yeah thats what we need more nonsensical crap being aired to the masses...

    • @theoverride7912
      @theoverride7912 2 года назад +36

      @@MatthewHensley8304being you must be so much fun....

    • @lawrencew7813
      @lawrencew7813 Год назад

      @@MatthewHensley8304 Why tf are you even here for 🤡

    • @kittywampusdrums4963
      @kittywampusdrums4963 Год назад +1

      He's copying the Bowservids guy lol

  • @TheRealSpark
    @TheRealSpark  2 года назад +566

    Yall Like Longer Videos?🤔😊

    • @jeremytheentertainer7732
      @jeremytheentertainer7732 2 года назад +22

      Man you need to bePosting multiple times a week or month your videos are hilarious

    • @AmyDCools
      @AmyDCools 2 года назад +9

      I like all your videos!

    • @incognito8023
      @incognito8023 2 года назад +12

      Depends on the story bro, follow your intuition! Tho more than 5 min I think it would be too much, and less than 1 min not enough to go by.
      Hope you ate your crackers.

    • @Jekyll08
      @Jekyll08 2 года назад +7

      I think a longer video is fine, but maybe only do them once in a while. Don't get me wrong this is hysterical and it's like a "raw cut" version, but since they're news interviews they're best suited for a shorter length video if that makes sense. Keep up the good work my friend.

    • @mikeoxmaul837
      @mikeoxmaul837 2 года назад +4

      Yes this was awesome!

  • @ytastic
    @ytastic 2 года назад +1150

    “She started to do the Micheal Jackson lean” & “Annie are you ok” totally got me laughing.

    • @lisahamrick4061
      @lisahamrick4061 2 года назад +30

      That's the hardest I've laughed in a long time 😂

    • @pi_beta7306
      @pi_beta7306 2 года назад +11

      I laughed so hard I sneezed "A-CHOOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @ytastic
      @ytastic 2 года назад +4

      Damn😆

    • @PrimeChosenOne
      @PrimeChosenOne 2 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @majinmeks9070
      @majinmeks9070 2 года назад +6

      I died at the michael Jackson lean bit lmaooooooo the fact he started to demonstrate it as well

  • @littlelucky9879
    @littlelucky9879 2 года назад +436

    “I know how to wake people up in English AND French!” Lmfao

  • @zeanjackson
    @zeanjackson 2 года назад +399

    " if y'all see me anywhere if i travel, just know i walked" 😂

  • @charltondzikiti
    @charltondzikiti 2 года назад +142

    "usually when the plane going down, It goes down... These fools had the plane going upwards" LMAO

  • @JamesGilbert_
    @JamesGilbert_ 2 года назад +448

    The Real Spark is truly an anomaly of a person. Somehow he manages to be everywhere every time a bizarre event happens. A true mystery.

    • @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST
      @ANSWERTHECALLOFJESUSCHRIST 2 года назад +5

      😄

    • @grumpee8432
      @grumpee8432 Год назад +7

      He’s Forrest Gumpesque.

    • @melvin292
      @melvin292 6 месяцев назад

      I think the boy he rolls from one thing and then another. I think the boy doesn’t walk to many places

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 10 месяцев назад +8

    You are hilarious and I just want to put my money where my laughs are!!! 🤣😂🤗🥰

    • @TheRealSpark
      @TheRealSpark  10 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you so much!! Your support means a lot.🥹❤️

    • @realAndresilver
      @realAndresilver 6 месяцев назад +1

      Very underrated comment

  • @Logotic
    @Logotic 2 года назад +95

    "I jus' looked at 'em with that momma look"
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josephrogers9040
    @josephrogers9040 2 года назад +220

    "Tuna can with wings". Accurate.

  • @Heyguhh
    @Heyguhh 2 года назад +102

    “Annie, is u ok?”💀

  • @adrienneallen194
    @adrienneallen194 2 года назад +236

    He said "omelette du fromage" (cheese omelet) to wake the pilots - I can't 🤣🤣 RealSpark keeps delivering!

    • @FreakiFreakenton
      @FreakiFreakenton Год назад +2

      I thought that he said cheese omelet, I'm just not very good with french. Do you know what the full sentence is that he says?

    • @mrcarterfx885
      @mrcarterfx885 Год назад +4

      Lmao yoooo he did that on purpose no way rotfl

    • @Pogouldangeliwitz
      @Pogouldangeliwitz Год назад +1

      Je m'appelle James. Je suis allergique à tout. Omelette au fromage.
      Use Deepl to translate it.
      My pleasure.

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 Год назад +2

      To be fair, someone saying cheese omelette would probably wake me up, sounds tasty!

    • @adrienneallen194
      @adrienneallen194 Год назад +6

      @ThatGuyClarke I caught most of what he said: Je m'appelle James Jésus ___; omelette du fromage!" which means,"I call myself (my name is) James Jesus ____; cheese omelet!" And to be grammatically more correct, you'd say "omelette *au* fromage" not *du*.

  • @rfast10430
    @rfast10430 Год назад +22

    “Hold up! Waitaminute! Somethin’ ain’t right!” That’s his trademark! This guy is the best!

  • @hdhbbdkfalkd
    @hdhbbdkfalkd Год назад +85

    “hol’ up, wait a minute…summ ain’t right” i LOVE that saying 😂😂😂👌🏼

  • @joshwilkinson6736
    @joshwilkinson6736 2 года назад +73

    When you realise the french he says hello I’m allergic to cheese 🤣

  • @xxxUranium235
    @xxxUranium235 2 года назад +23

    This is the only other ( first being Onion ) news source I trust. I swear this is all you need.

  • @damascusraven
    @damascusraven 2 года назад +50

    This man is a treasure.

  • @scottiniowa1
    @scottiniowa1 2 года назад +228

    Don't like flying?? I thought you were a flight attendant!! 😂😂😂

  • @alexandersmith9188
    @alexandersmith9188 2 года назад +114

    I've watched a ton of your stuff and this video has to be my favorite! Love the length, the sound effects, and most importantly that mama stare at the end 😂😂

    • @pi_beta7306
      @pi_beta7306 2 года назад +7

      That mama look had me dead 🤣

  • @jimmiecooper3230
    @jimmiecooper3230 8 месяцев назад +13

    This guy is a gem, and deserves his own show !! Can listen to him all day !! Regards from South Africa .

    • @TheRealSpark
      @TheRealSpark  8 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you so much man🔥📈❤️

  • @EpicLevelTube2
    @EpicLevelTube2 2 года назад +61

    The news lady sound like she was taking her last breath on earth 😂

  • @fredericp64
    @fredericp64 2 года назад +60

    OMG WOW this was pure genius!! You make SNL look like fourth graders putting up a skit in their parents basement!
    You got it man! you just HAVE it!
    Had me going like the news anchor at the end!

    • @scappel
      @scappel Год назад

      Because snl is a bunch of stupid liberals. Comedy is dead.

  • @jacquesmoise4613
    @jacquesmoise4613 2 года назад +37

    LMFAOO Sleeping like SpongeBob 😂😂😂 bruh he reenacted the sleep perfectly

  • @jen-a-purr
    @jen-a-purr Год назад +37

    I’m dying 😂The crumbs went up his nose and he sneezed 🤧 Lord we must protect this man at all costs

  • @jiminycricket2230
    @jiminycricket2230 2 года назад +31

    His sound effects are perfect every time. The sleeping noises were just great. 👌👍

  • @fathergabrielstokes4706
    @fathergabrielstokes4706 2 года назад +76

    Always a good day when the legend uploads another masterpiece 🔥

  • @kepler186f4
    @kepler186f4 Год назад +4

    This guy is brilliant!

  • @josh5225
    @josh5225 2 года назад +67

    Your one of the funniest men alive 🤣

  • @gseric4721
    @gseric4721 Год назад +14

    When he started speaking in French 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @AmyDCools
    @AmyDCools 2 года назад +39

    Looking at them with that momma look….we all know that momma look….😂😂😂😂

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Год назад +2

    1:58 “Guess what I saw? I saw Both of them in the cockpit asleep! Just like Sponge-Bob!”

  • @Nobunaga1983
    @Nobunaga1983 2 года назад +80

    That sneeze killed me. Bust out laughing every time I rewind it

  • @pi_beta7306
    @pi_beta7306 2 года назад +20

    This may be the best one yet. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!!!!

  • @josephmauer8084
    @josephmauer8084 2 года назад +15

    This is what I'm talking about. You need to keep putting out stuff like this. Keep it coming funny man. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @deltonmcclary7341
    @deltonmcclary7341 2 года назад +6

    Your French was spot on!!

  • @acole2356
    @acole2356 2 года назад +10

    BOY...... You a DAMN fooooool!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I am at work LMAOOOOOOO with tears rolling down my face! Thank you for this good laugh this morning!!!! ❤️

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 2 года назад +23

    The closeup of the hands is always hilarious.

  • @mstyles2667
    @mstyles2667 Год назад +6

    'so I leaned in too and said Annie are you ok'
    DEAD FUKN DEAD. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayomar5332
    @jayomar5332 2 года назад +8

    I love this man plz some one give him a show

  • @biffjohnson7891
    @biffjohnson7891 2 года назад +2

    A great citizen. Saved the flight and many lives. All with a great attitude
    He should be a politician

  • @Zero-xl2ef
    @Zero-xl2ef 2 года назад +3

    About time!!!! The 🐐! 😂😂😂

  • @mikeroullier6875
    @mikeroullier6875 Год назад +2

    This cat is fuckin hilarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣...should have a tv show fer sure!!!

  • @jeetime9436
    @jeetime9436 Год назад

    You are the best. You get a laugh out of me and the family. Well Done

  • @hulkgqnissanpatrol6121
    @hulkgqnissanpatrol6121 2 года назад +16

    Dude, you deserve millions of subscribers!
    RUclips algorithms are ridiculous.

  • @mikeoxmaul837
    @mikeoxmaul837 2 года назад +4

    Thanks for coming back! You should comment on the Depp v. Heard defamation.

  • @gamecox04
    @gamecox04 2 года назад +3

    Thanks for the upload you made my Friday! Have a great weekend!

  • @Jekyll08
    @Jekyll08 2 года назад +14

    This is too good man. So many great lines 😂😂😂

  • @johnsonwithat2322
    @johnsonwithat2322 2 года назад +18

    And I said "hut-choooooooo!" 😂😂😂 damn I died

  • @mdumisenihlophe4001
    @mdumisenihlophe4001 Год назад +3

    "If you see me anywhere if I travel, just know I walked"👌😂😂🤣🤣

  • @gene7887
    @gene7887 2 года назад +5

    "annie are you ok" really got me, A+ stuff as always

  • @THECCBnetwork
    @THECCBnetwork 2 года назад +20

    Guaranteed laugh every time. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Cloudz_OG
    @Cloudz_OG 2 года назад +9

    That’s the longest wheeze ever im cryin 😂

  • @shawnshields9640
    @shawnshields9640 2 года назад +3

    Spark got me rolling on ANNIE ARE U OK!!!!!! You the man spark witcho crazy ass keep it rolling

  • @krikvalk1776
    @krikvalk1776 2 года назад +1

    Thanks!

    • @TheRealSpark
      @TheRealSpark  2 года назад

      Thank you for the support.‼️😊😊😊

    • @krikvalk1776
      @krikvalk1776 2 года назад +1

      @@TheRealSpark You are hilarious Spark! Thanks for cheering us up during these troubled times.

    • @TheRealSpark
      @TheRealSpark  2 года назад

      @@krikvalk1776 ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @anthony43491
    @anthony43491 2 года назад +10

    I wish I got drinky drinks and graham crackers while in first class….

  • @yellyukulelly7334
    @yellyukulelly7334 9 месяцев назад +2

    That's was great! Hilarious!!! 😂😂😂 Worth every minute

  • @ssseasalty2
    @ssseasalty2 2 года назад +4

    I’ve been looking for you for so long 😭, your videos are HILARIOUS hats off man 👏

  • @josephrogers9040
    @josephrogers9040 2 года назад +21

    The Dexter's Laboratory reference!

    • @AurelianLure
      @AurelianLure 2 года назад +1

      Haha I thought the same thing 🍻

  • @jennlynfelds80
    @jennlynfelds80 2 года назад +20

    HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE!!!

    • @amyholley4331
      @amyholley4331 2 года назад +4

      Something ain't right!😁👍

  • @tedreynolds6363
    @tedreynolds6363 2 года назад +2

    Dude, you're funny as heck! At first you got me, but once I figure out it was/is a bit, I realized, you're brilliant!

  • @DarkmanRides
    @DarkmanRides Год назад +3

    In my life experience of 60 years on this planet I have come to the conclusion that you're pretty damn good comedian you got good delivery and you got a lot of potential. God bless and keep fighting the world with laughter😉

  • @markrobinsontraining
    @markrobinsontraining 2 года назад +1

    This might be your best ever! Thanks Real Spark.

  • @antjohnson5464
    @antjohnson5464 Год назад +2

    man...that sleep like sponge bob..had me cryinnggg..omg

  • @39CentsTV
    @39CentsTV 2 года назад +6

    Lmaooooooo!! You A Beast!

  • @billsutherland3935
    @billsutherland3935 2 года назад +4

    The Real Spark for President.

  • @IamGenoBlack
    @IamGenoBlack 5 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is the best I just can’t

  • @Muralclips
    @Muralclips 2 года назад +8

    This man too good

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 10 месяцев назад +2

    The Omelet with Cheese in French took me out!!! iDied laughing. Sir, you are genuinely a comedic genius that makes my soul smile, and I thank you for that!!!!

  • @theIJPmexican
    @theIJPmexican Год назад +1

    This is the best video that anyone has ever made ever

  • @RaccoonRose
    @RaccoonRose Год назад +1

    God bless this man. ❤

  • @adi_thebaddie14
    @adi_thebaddie14 2 месяца назад +1

    the news lady sounded like a kettle 😭😭

  • @heathermetz3974
    @heathermetz3974 Год назад +1

    0:26 “In a little itty bitty tuna can with wings!”

  • @christopherwilley1096
    @christopherwilley1096 Год назад +2

    Whoa, I am glad you know French.

  • @abalansa
    @abalansa 2 года назад +7

    Annie , are you okay 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cryptoguy6770
    @cryptoguy6770 2 года назад +3

    I’m just gonna say it…best video yet 😂

  • @doctorplagus7138
    @doctorplagus7138 Год назад +1

    Be proud, you have made the old cranky airframe and powerplant mechanics site per an old cranky A&P mechanic friend of mine. That's an honor!🤣🤣🤣

  • @bredagner4632
    @bredagner4632 2 года назад +30

    Sir... You are talking about pilots sleeping and possibly causing a plane crash....while wearing a Aaliyah shirt.... I want to laugh but it feels wrong

    • @markoz673bajen8
      @markoz673bajen8 2 года назад +11

      Hold Up.....Wait a minute...?
      Summitin ain't right?

    • @bredagner4632
      @bredagner4632 2 года назад +2

      @@markoz673bajen8 🤣😭🤣😭🤣

    • @cookinmeanjean
      @cookinmeanjean 2 года назад +3

      Ohhhhh
      I see what you mean
      Not good
      He should repost with a blurred shirt

    • @warboyrb
      @warboyrb Год назад

      It's called by design

  • @suestarr8751
    @suestarr8751 2 года назад +4

    I got up there Like Spiderman. Schlooooooooop Schloooooooop 😂😂😂

  • @Mortismors
    @Mortismors Год назад +2

    Dude you're awesome, please make more content.

  • @palefire
    @palefire 2 года назад +5

    The spider man moves were great!

  • @Nitephall
    @Nitephall Год назад +1

    "I remembered that I'm bilingual" 😂

  • @abnerrenaud6768
    @abnerrenaud6768 Год назад +2

    What a finish 😂😂😂😂 this guys deserves his own show!

  • @theunchosenone6807
    @theunchosenone6807 2 года назад

    Straight masterpiece thank you for sharing your gift

  • @vikingcathq
    @vikingcathq 2 года назад +5

    'Usually when the plane go down, it's going down!' xD

  • @babygun4794
    @babygun4794 Год назад +2

    How do you even keep a straight face?🤣 "Annie, are you okay?"😂

  • @talonssaberos419
    @talonssaberos419 Год назад +1

    If I travel just know I walked lmao

  • @jeremiahalexander5513
    @jeremiahalexander5513 Год назад

    I love these! Instant sub. I am binge watching all of these!😂😂😂

  • @am7442
    @am7442 2 года назад

    This guys hilarious!Just subscribed from Australia

  • @blakewhittington4336
    @blakewhittington4336 Год назад +1

    When he said the plane was going up instead of down 💀💀💀

  • @afbastet
    @afbastet 2 года назад +3

    Your Mama Look is truly terrifying. I sat up straighter and stopped fooling around immediately, even though you weren't looking at me.

  • @johnedd9702
    @johnedd9702 Год назад +2

    Hold up wait a minute cause SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT!!!! Love it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @themine3726
    @themine3726 Год назад +2

    I salute the cameraman on focusing on the hands 😂😂😂

  • @roysanders2679
    @roysanders2679 6 месяцев назад

    This guy is funny. I needed a good laugh. Thanks bro

  • @MrC_316
    @MrC_316 7 месяцев назад +1

    Talks about a near plane wreck while wearing an Aaliyah shirt. Wooooow

  • @Kit_Bear
    @Kit_Bear Год назад +3

    This guy is a comic genius. He needs his own show.

  • @cayetanocanales7662
    @cayetanocanales7662 Год назад

    Solid video. Thanks for the scripture and reminder to make sure we stop to live our lifes. Sorry about to ur friend, sorry for your loss

  • @CEO69Tablemountain
    @CEO69Tablemountain Год назад +2

    "Everyone praying and confession "😂😂😂 I do same every time during turbulence !

  • @omegaman1409
    @omegaman1409 Год назад +1

    5 years later another masterpiece interview.

  • @escherstudios4587
    @escherstudios4587 2 года назад +2

    I love the cut always to graham crackers myself. As well as the anchors wheeze laugh that never breaks into a real laugh.

  • @Abrien115
    @Abrien115 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hold up wait a minute something ain't right