Grandmaster Hans Niemann Plays Me For A Date

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  • Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
  • GM Hans Niemann, a young talented chess grandmaster (top-100 in the world rankings), came prepared for his match vs Andrea Botez. The stakes are high. If he manages to win three games in a row, he will get a date with Andrea. Drop a like and tell us in the comments, who you are rooting for!
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @BotezLive
    @BotezLive  2 года назад +990

    Follow Hans on his socials!
    Twitch: twitch.tv/GMHansN
    Twitter: twitter.com/HansMokeNiemann

    • @droidgeist
      @droidgeist 2 года назад +43

      Very polite kid.
      How times have changed.

    • @artvandelheizen9114
      @artvandelheizen9114 2 года назад +11

      Is there a link to the dress Andrea is wearing? @BotezLive

    • @nathalycarney4015
      @nathalycarney4015 2 года назад +17

      Does this comment mean that he beat you again

    • @Gezajozsi
      @Gezajozsi 2 года назад +3

      @@nathalycarney4015 was wondering the same thing

    • @buboyparma9257
      @buboyparma9257 2 года назад +3

      Wow can we play I'm 1600 rated

  • @CastroCABJ
    @CastroCABJ 2 года назад +22472

    He doesn´t need to ask for the date. His chess just speaks for himself

    • @bahaeddine5234
      @bahaeddine5234 2 года назад +390

      Carlsen is angry 😂😂

    • @Stelzio
      @Stelzio 2 года назад +41

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shahil_Baro
      @Shahil_Baro 2 года назад +18

      😂😂😂

    • @yassin_jalti
      @yassin_jalti 2 года назад +89

      that's the best comment for this video

    • @Dezmond385
      @Dezmond385 2 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

  • @elindauer
    @elindauer 2 года назад +9581

    I feel like I'm watching the origin story for a chess super villain

    • @animesloversunited9069
      @animesloversunited9069 2 года назад +113

      from current scenario

    • @emetdan
      @emetdan 2 года назад +18

      🤣🤣

    • @timnic9242
      @timnic9242 2 года назад +127

      yeah funny comment, he is kind of interesting, not the typical boring chess player..... however, we should not judge Hans without clear proof anyway.

    • @donbarredora5568
      @donbarredora5568 2 года назад +105

      @@timnic9242 It's going to be a spectacular plot twist when Carlsen is revealed to be the real supervillain.

    • @AugustusCardoso
      @AugustusCardoso Год назад +3

      😂😂 nailed it!

  • @ronaldborla4118
    @ronaldborla4118 Год назад +7975

    The speed of these rounds must have been ass-numbing for Hans

    • @kevinnguyen4814
      @kevinnguyen4814 Год назад +115

      🤣🤣😭😭

    • @eestrada1678
      @eestrada1678 Год назад +48

      Best comment!!

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs Год назад

      Let the joke go, it's been dead for months
      Dude would play you naked and mop the floor with you 1000/1000 times

    • @aleksanderorzechowski5580
      @aleksanderorzechowski5580 Год назад +85

      I fucking died when I read that. Best comment of the year

    • @markos1623
      @markos1623 Год назад +23

      Bro you had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SueciaMelhorPais
    @SueciaMelhorPais 8 месяцев назад +618

    If they go to bed, Hans already has the secret toy.

  • @sufod2sufod225
    @sufod2sufod225 2 года назад +12386

    This guy doesn't play bad, maybe one day he'll even challenge Carlsen

    • @TheTheorder
      @TheTheorder 2 года назад +680

      Nah, no way he'd be able to win without cheating somehow /s

    • @johnfrankster3244
      @johnfrankster3244 2 года назад +700

      Carlsen would cry & rage quit. Would be fruitless.

    • @utubezig
      @utubezig 2 года назад +37

      @@johnfrankster3244 lol

    • @mrpcup7473
      @mrpcup7473 2 года назад +67

      @@johnfrankster3244 he has never withdrew and he has never raged at the opponent only himself.

    • @fateaglio
      @fateaglio 2 года назад +35

      His accent here is totally different WTF lol

  • @vicentevazquez3917
    @vicentevazquez3917 2 года назад +8925

    Hans: Magnus if I beat you we go out on a date.
    Magnus: deal.
    After the game.
    Magnus: I'm leaving the tournament and i'm leaving the country.

    • @bpisbp2
      @bpisbp2 Год назад +93

      LOL

    • @vincentv.9729
      @vincentv.9729 Год назад +74

      Nice one! He also tried that with online dating before

    • @bipolareagle8892
      @bipolareagle8892 Год назад +14

      Hans beat Magnus without Hassan's chadvice, truly a natural born chad

    • @pieter490
      @pieter490 Год назад +32

      But magnus! I already prepared myself for the date!

    • @Christiaan1958
      @Christiaan1958 Год назад +19

      Stupid stupid comment...i would say! What's the point the one guy is a 5 time World Champion...the other guy is...well just a cheater with a relatively low rating against the top 10 players!(if it wasn't that Richard Rapport couldn't play in that tournament we wouldn't have talked about Hans now!)

  • @joshawott3323
    @joshawott3323 2 года назад +7033

    Hans already won the "War" the moment she agreed to have a Chess Date with him.

    • @Gcode_Shmaaly
      @Gcode_Shmaaly 2 года назад +151

      She really doesn’t want to go on a date with him in public. Getting crushed 0-3 she should have honored the original bet. I hope he wins the same way their next match.

    • @theunknown2352
      @theunknown2352 2 года назад +210

      Dear Hans,
      Dating a girl like Andrea is like playing three-card monte. The ONLY way to win is to walk away...

    • @tomfreakingford
      @tomfreakingford 2 года назад +54

      haha dont think so brody look at her reaction she isn't trying to go on a "real Date" its all for content.

    • @joshawott3323
      @joshawott3323 2 года назад +7

      @@tomfreakingford yeah that's kinda weird

    • @axatix
      @axatix 2 года назад +1

      @@Gcode_Shmaaly when is the next match or where it is ?;)

  • @justerror6650
    @justerror6650 Год назад +51

    0:10 I usually skip this part

  • @vihaanm.n2373
    @vihaanm.n2373 2 года назад +3337

    After all the controversy and drama, this is just pure gold

    • @iceswallow7717
      @iceswallow7717 Год назад +149

      5:55 did not age well

    • @johannes.f.r.
      @johannes.f.r. Год назад +34

      Plenty of controversy in the way he plays here too. Using two hands, picking up a piece but moving another.

    • @krenteverlast8913
      @krenteverlast8913 Год назад

      That butt plug must have been goin ham

    • @chessenjoyer9657
      @chessenjoyer9657 Год назад +124

      @@johannes.f.r. this isn't fide tournament bro chill they playing at home for RUclips content💀

    • @Checkmate777
      @Checkmate777 Год назад +3

      Did it ever come out that he was cheating

  • @d7r_tv
    @d7r_tv 2 года назад +4295

    Based Hans showing dominance. ONE DAY day he will beat the world champion in less than 2 seconds.

  • @rainescook7533
    @rainescook7533 2 года назад +5585

    My man was vibin in his element making her laugh then she proposed the next series for no date, he then understood he was there for content and nothing else. Head up king.

    • @SenorNavel
      @SenorNavel 2 года назад +762

      And then he buckled down, treated her like another chess player, and wiped the floor with her.
      Even though he isn't 6"2 and rippled with muscles, he's still an alpha in his domain, and she needed him for content because she's average as faaaarrk.

    • @SenorNavel
      @SenorNavel 2 года назад +176

      @@Ahmed.4411 who hurt you?

    • @citizenoftheninthdivision
      @citizenoftheninthdivision 2 года назад +32

      @@Ahmed.4411 Cope, seethe, dilate.

    • @SenorNavel
      @SenorNavel 2 года назад +41

      @@Ahmed.4411 lol ok.

    • @saibamanP
      @saibamanP 2 года назад +71

      @@SenorNavel he oozes hangeron energy. Instant friend zone.

  • @Gush27
    @Gush27 Год назад +176

    Love how they finally added his name after the whole Magnus situation 😂 used to just be “Grandmaster”

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 Год назад +9

      Ooh producer!! I'm not alone in this community of nerds!!!

    • @Gush27
      @Gush27 Год назад +1

      @@illestvillain1971 😂😂 fr

    • @agpbeats6916
      @agpbeats6916 Год назад

      @@Gush27 no way a producer with the exact same pfp

    • @FaranAiki
      @FaranAiki 9 месяцев назад +1

      A producer playing Roblox and perhaps PvZ? What kind of combination is that lol

  • @Miqa.99
    @Miqa.99 2 года назад +3735

    Cheat against Magnus for money ❌
    Cheat against Andrea for a date ✅

    • @bruhgamer6942
      @bruhgamer6942 2 года назад +120

      Lol he didn't cheat but good one

    • @softwareengineer9435
      @softwareengineer9435 2 года назад +100

      Because your lord and savior Magnus cried about it? Typical Magnus foot soldier lol

    • @robdubent
      @robdubent 2 года назад +51

      Love all these 800s more worried about drama than improving their game 😂
      Maybe then if they actually crack 1700 they can pretend to have a clue on whether someone is a cheater or not and not have to rely on clickbaiters and sensationalists on RUclips as if it’s true Hans cheated. No evidence btw. 🤡

    • @Miqa.99
      @Miqa.99 2 года назад +55

      @@softwareengineer9435 I was just joking, there is no evidence yet and you can see in the comment I made this comment as a joke. But you guys look like good haters imo.

    • @Miqa.99
      @Miqa.99 2 года назад +34

      There is no evidence of him cheating, but he is suspicious (imo). Can't say he did cheat, but also can't say he did not cheat.

  • @masterfreeze1054
    @masterfreeze1054 Год назад +1120

    He really outsmarted Andrea. The chess game itself was the date.

    • @Goodpatron
      @Goodpatron Год назад +36

      It's not a real date unless cheeks are clapped. Lol 😆

    • @bhopirl4552
      @bhopirl4552 Год назад +88

      @@Goodpatron he clapped her cheeks in chess

    • @Andrew-jj6er
      @Andrew-jj6er Год назад +12

      ​​@@bhopirl4552 that's cool but the other kind of cheeks clapping is better

    • @bhopirl4552
      @bhopirl4552 Год назад +16

      @@Andrew-jj6er debatable

    • @damianich4824
      @damianich4824 Год назад +12

      @@Goodpatron gross

  • @SpicySiopao
    @SpicySiopao 2 года назад +3521

    Hans: date on the marina, flowers, champagne, steaks, anal beads..
    Andrea: What?
    Hans: What?

  • @hattaamran7348
    @hattaamran7348 Год назад +183

    Hans is so fast, and his face showed like hes not even thinking. Great talent.

    • @gruisman
      @gruisman 2 месяца назад +7

      the thinking happens not on top, butt on the bottom

    • @saud6912
      @saud6912 2 месяца назад

      @@gruisman😂

  • @Sinneric
    @Sinneric Год назад +3256

    Oh my lord the way the mood fell off a cliff the moment she jokingly accused him of cheating.

    • @AM-ly3oo
      @AM-ly3oo Год назад +101

      Wasn’t this way before the cheating claims?

    • @skyout5747
      @skyout5747 Год назад +342

      @@AM-ly3oo before the claims with Magnus there is record he cheated

    • @Rozza43
      @Rozza43 Год назад +244

      @@AM-ly3oo They have broken down some of his old games using computer programs, and in a few matches, he played 100% perfect according to the computer. A perfect game.
      Boby Fischer games during his peak, are like 73% or something.
      The kid obviously can play, I'm not saying he is not a good chess player. But I guess we will see if he is the real deal in the near future. Chess players are usually in their peak play throught their late 20s, early 30s.

    • @Baggerz182
      @Baggerz182 Год назад +11

      repent to God

    • @alexm7023
      @alexm7023 Год назад +63

      timestamp 5:55

  • @NisseCrusader
    @NisseCrusader Год назад +3020

    Hans really has something deep inside of him.

  • @tainted_HC
    @tainted_HC Год назад +1699

    It all makes sense... After she told him that he is not even in the top 100, he took it so personal he went straight for the beads to prove her wrong.

  • @apex_prey
    @apex_prey Год назад +84

    That dress is an unfair distraction. Playing on a glass table, too? Girl knows what she's doing.

  • @benderbg
    @benderbg 2 года назад +4101

    "You are too fast". I see Adrea repeating this in the future as well.

  • @defenseagainststalking
    @defenseagainststalking 2 года назад +3669

    Everyone: Hans is getting nowhere with her.
    Hans: Actually there with her.

    • @charliestewart885
      @charliestewart885 2 года назад +15

      somehow

    • @stratisclouds
      @stratisclouds 2 года назад +120

      Yeah she wouldn’t make this video if they weren’t already talking

    • @sansore8868
      @sansore8868 2 года назад +36

      Still not getting anywhere

    • @michaelsanchez9092
      @michaelsanchez9092 2 года назад +177

      You do know these videos are staged right? It's just a bunch of chicks promoting their narcissism.

    • @Jsef0801
      @Jsef0801 2 года назад

      Brody making moves

  • @miken3649
    @miken3649 2 года назад +1541

    5:52 "Hans next cheating scandal". Andrea is a time traveler confirmed.

    • @human_being99_3
      @human_being99_3 2 года назад

      its an inside job!
      the reptillians are taking over the world this was just phase 1

    • @cakepowdermix4509
      @cakepowdermix4509 2 года назад +11

      so true

    • @entuface
      @entuface 2 года назад +6

      Wow 😲

    • @Peter-du5gw
      @Peter-du5gw 2 года назад +42

      Nostrabotez

    • @johncale1849
      @johncale1849 2 года назад +5

      People - upvote the fucking comment!

  • @chriskeith5742
    @chriskeith5742 Год назад +904

    I love Han's chess. It's almost like it speaks for itself or something. I can't put my finger on it, but it just feels he is just a step ahead of all other players right now.
    Also, his game/ banter with the ladies is top notch. Almost as high as his hairline.
    ( forgot how to use the sarcasm font)

    • @illestvillain1971
      @illestvillain1971 Год назад

      You can't put your finger on it but he can put his finger up it and prod the exact thing you're talking about

    • @liftedmarco4976
      @liftedmarco4976 Год назад +24

      He has a real bead on the game

    • @distrologic2925
      @distrologic2925 Год назад +5

      yea i also like his style in most games, it seems he really knows how to make his opponents blunder

    • @natenate4525
      @natenate4525 Год назад +5

      bro is hating HARD

    • @turnwaiter
      @turnwaiter Год назад +5

      Han's "cheat sheet" Niemann seems like a real pain in the ass to play

  • @TheSuperImmortalKing
    @TheSuperImmortalKing 2 года назад +2053

    Imagine spending all this time training to become a grandmaster just to find out she wouldn’t go on a date with you even if you won the chess games.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +175

      Lol I doubt anyone who spends years of there life to become a grandmaster does it just to get laid

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +53

      @Commenter just getting rich is a lot easier then become a grandmaster lol,
      Anyone stupid enough to shoot for grandmaster instead of money wouldn’t be smart enough to become a gm

    • @edersonnico
      @edersonnico 2 года назад +8

      Turning into a grandmaster to get laid is way too ineficient and effortful. Becoming a gym slave is easier and more efficient.

    • @shelbycollins6116
      @shelbycollins6116 2 года назад

      @Commenter probably losers with nothing to do. Money and cash is king. Put in the same effort for that money and cash and the girls will come flocking themselves and you got to say no then

    • @MrCrystalm8
      @MrCrystalm8 2 года назад +24

      @@MUIDYLANICE that makes no sense most grandmasters shoot for becoming a grandmaster so that automatically means they are smart enough since they did become a grandmaster

  • @wasimshaikh1665
    @wasimshaikh1665 2 года назад +2355

    5:48 Hans went absolutely silent after she says "Hans next cheating scan...". Poor guy was silent after that for entire video.

    • @Benzin0
      @Benzin0 Год назад +329

      That comment really hit the spot it looks like.

    • @marchello1165
      @marchello1165 Год назад +81

      Hood classic

    • @Terra157
      @Terra157 Год назад +114

      the kid got mad, because although he didn't do that in the video, he already had a story about that

    • @NickDaDrumGod
      @NickDaDrumGod Год назад +149

      The REAL reason is actually at 6:17 .. Slow down the video at 6:24 and tell me otherwise... RIP

    • @JT_for_Three
      @JT_for_Three Год назад +33

      Where’s his famous newly found accent at ? Lol this guy …smh.

  • @johns783
    @johns783 2 года назад +2815

    The fact that he won after sacrificing his queen like that.. just wow. super impressive finish.

    • @JackOfAllRAIDs
      @JackOfAllRAIDs 2 года назад +106

      He's not grand master for nothin'.

    • @francoiscapet8734
      @francoiscapet8734 2 года назад +72

      @@JackOfAllRAIDs Did he "sacrifice" his queen or blunder his queen???

    • @JackOfAllRAIDs
      @JackOfAllRAIDs 2 года назад +49

      @@francoiscapet8734 In the end he won, so doesn't really matter which.

    • @nephronpie8961
      @nephronpie8961 2 года назад +17

      She blundered her queen

    • @xxNarcissus
      @xxNarcissus 2 года назад +96

      His super impressive finish is after the video 😉

  • @MrGrey64
    @MrGrey64 Год назад +78

    Andrea: "I'm not saying a word to you next match"
    Hans: **plays d4*
    Andrea: "STOP THAT!"

  • @geraltofrivia9424
    @geraltofrivia9424 2 года назад +2262

    She tried so hard to avoid going on a date with him I felt like I was watching that Matrix scene where Neo dodges all these bullets.

    • @Urketadic
      @Urketadic 2 года назад +82

      There is no way she thinks she can actually beat him.

    • @Thelaretus
      @Thelaretus 2 года назад +12

      @@Urketadic She's trying to wear him down until he gives up.

    • @Dr.HarshTruth
      @Dr.HarshTruth 2 года назад +97

      @@Urketadic Yes. She just wants more views with this content, at the cost of... nothing.

    • @DerZeppterdesAldi
      @DerZeppterdesAldi 2 года назад +3

      But one bullet still hit him ;D

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 2 года назад +9

      So why was she wearing that pretty dress?

  • @A..42
    @A..42 2 года назад +2047

    He: Date me if I win
    She at 4:50 : 'I am a woman of justice"
    He wins, and gets no date.
    Conclusion: it is not fair!

    • @yoyogamer6617
      @yoyogamer6617 2 года назад +10

      They will make a film

    • @paulramsey1255
      @paulramsey1255 2 года назад +8

      Totally fair..he's a gutless CHEAT.

    • @sharknadofartquake2449
      @sharknadofartquake2449 2 года назад +5

      It is fair because I have great ballad(love) song tone playing the trombone and can potentially lol allegedly make her cry playing a song she chooses but she won't go on a date with me. 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩 Chess should have absolutely NIOTHING to do with determining if we BANG! SHE IS BEING HELLA FAIR!!!🤣😂🤣😂

    • @awekeningbro1207
      @awekeningbro1207 2 года назад +67

      You do realize this entire date thing is a script right?

    • @yoyogamer6617
      @yoyogamer6617 2 года назад +11

      @@awekeningbro1207 no

  • @rjsbass
    @rjsbass 2 года назад +976

    Ok guys - go to 5:56 ... Andrea says "Hans next cheating scandal." After this moment, Hans gets extremely quiet for the first time in the entire video, and stays like that until the match ends. This cut really deep for him...totally killed his mood. Not insinuating why this is the case, but you can tell he's very ashamed of that association. Regardless if you think he's currently cheating, it's hard to watch a person just collapse like that within seconds.

    • @ericthorpe8548
      @ericthorpe8548 2 года назад +167

      Yeah he did shut down entirely after that, kind of interesting

    • @street_preacher
      @street_preacher 2 года назад +39

      Wasn't he like 12 years old or something crazy like that?

    • @ericthorpe8548
      @ericthorpe8548 2 года назад +59

      He (at least) did it when he was 12 and 16, and i mean thats only 3 years ago

    • @SpiritOfLion
      @SpiritOfLion 2 года назад +49

      Or maybe after her line “that’s why we shouldn’t go on a date”, a few moments after that

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. Год назад +97

      He heard "cheating" and the beads just did their thing...

  • @finchisneat
    @finchisneat Год назад +209

    He didn't get quiet because she brought up cheating, he was just letting the chess speak for itself

    • @aclock2
      @aclock2 Год назад +10

      It was proven that he cheated online multiple times, I doubt he would mind cheating in tournaments if he could get away with it.

    • @richardwhite6062
      @richardwhite6062 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@aclock2He did.
      Against magnus

    • @joshuaware2415
      @joshuaware2415 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@richardwhite6062evidence?

    • @richardwhite6062
      @richardwhite6062 4 месяца назад +1

      @@joshuaware2415 the buzz sound

    • @assasinator4579
      @assasinator4579 22 дня назад

      Bro just making up shit atp​@@richardwhite6062

  • @alexanderibakke5659
    @alexanderibakke5659 2 года назад +1009

    This guy seems pretty good, might one day let his chess speak for itself, then challenge the GOAT, hope he doesnt get involved in any scandals

  • @NBHSzebra08
    @NBHSzebra08 2 года назад +624

    As much as he wants the date, he also deff doesn’t want to lose. GG

    • @kluemenadi
      @kluemenadi 2 года назад +7

      Either way he gets the date 😂

    • @mortenrl1946
      @mortenrl1946 2 года назад +5

      Fun lore, they actually tried this before on a stream, and she beat him.. Don't remember the odds but it was S-tier content and probably created this "genre"

    • @blackice214
      @blackice214 2 года назад

      @@mortenrl1946 Well currently is like Hans 13 and her 3 lol

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 2 года назад +1545

    Andrea tempting Hans with a double date with Anna Cramling was somewhat of a sneaky move . Hans tried to woo cramling too once .

    • @Deno2100
      @Deno2100 2 года назад +68

      who could blame him

    • @jazzminchen4204
      @jazzminchen4204 2 года назад +2

      Bruh isnt Hans 16 😂

    • @eyewarsx
      @eyewarsx 2 года назад +32

      @@jazzminchen4204 18

    • @nicbentulan
      @nicbentulan 2 года назад +1

      800th like!!!!!!!

    • @iwanttobeabillionaire1703
      @iwanttobeabillionaire1703 2 года назад +31

      Imagine if dating a hot girl if you win a chess match was a thing... 90% of chess population would be GMs.
      PS: I have a duck video, a chicken video, a video where i am begging for money on Twitter... Also a patreon

  • @winkcrittenden6011
    @winkcrittenden6011 Год назад +12

    poor guy. She REALLY didn't want to go on a date with him.

  • @vinzent1992
    @vinzent1992 2 года назад +1212

    Pro tip: If a girl is that eager to not go on a date with you, don't waste your time and your money on her.

    • @aceofkings8971
      @aceofkings8971 2 года назад +14

      Persistence brother and also yes still getting YT content grow his channel 👍

    • @DrKeggs99
      @DrKeggs99 2 года назад +59

      Pretty sure this video is a chess date

    • @t0dd000
      @t0dd000 2 года назад +25

      It was all in fun.

    • @Mark-fr7yv
      @Mark-fr7yv 2 года назад +7

      Funny how Hans shows a lot of self value when it comes to playing in tournaments for free because you should respect the gm title but all that self value goes out the window when Andrea is around and she is constantly mocking his attempts and he pedestalizes her.

    • @seaoftra
      @seaoftra 2 года назад +49

      @@Mark-fr7yv idk man he acted like a normal guy, I didn't see any pedestalizing

  • @johannesborchgrevink9629
    @johannesborchgrevink9629 2 года назад +2873

    You agreed to the rules and lost. Go on a date with him! What's the worst thing that can happen? That he teaches you more mating patterns?

    • @12ockybalboa
      @12ockybalboa 2 года назад +334

      Ye imagine all the deep insights and mating positions he could demonstrate to her... she'd be getting a lot better at the game.

    • @gerardinho7dani
      @gerardinho7dani 2 года назад +71

      That's pretty much the worst that could happen lol

    • @JuanRodriguez-im6ul
      @JuanRodriguez-im6ul 2 года назад +270

      The worst thing that could happen is that they fell in love, and twenty years later they'll be divorced and she will be complaining because a GM doesn't make enough money to pay the alimony

    • @Thelaretus
      @Thelaretus 2 года назад +44

      @@JuanRodriguez-im6ul Bro D: This is YT comment fun, stop the dark talk.

    • @ritishakapoor1513
      @ritishakapoor1513 2 года назад +160

      @@Thelaretus Life is dark. Cope

  • @The8BitBlaze
    @The8BitBlaze 2 года назад +59

    5:53 aged very well

  • @harryschlotter3403
    @harryschlotter3403 Год назад +213

    Hans is actually such an Entertainer
    He should get serious about streaming like Magnus and Hikaru

    • @Katzen-freund
      @Katzen-freund Год назад +9

      Hans is actually such a cheater too

    • @harryschlotter3403
      @harryschlotter3403 Год назад +26

      @@Katzen-freund Who cares

    • @atimetraveler4910
      @atimetraveler4910 Год назад

      Who cares not like he killed someone. Sometimes u gotta do what u gotta do in life, most ppl in place would do the same thing if they had the resources and intelligence to cheat without being caught in the act.

    • @ალექსანდრეოთხოზორია
      @ალექსანდრეოთხოზორია Год назад +10

      ​@@Katzen-freund has cheated once or twice online years ago with nobody relevant his succes isnt because of cheating how is he cheater

    • @A73X4ND3R
      @A73X4ND3R Год назад +1

      As of yesterday, looks like he is!

  • @MUSTAFA7ALMUKHTAR
    @MUSTAFA7ALMUKHTAR 2 года назад +675

    Andrea: What are you, you’re not even top 100
    Hans: And i took that personally

  • @mosheackman6095
    @mosheackman6095 2 года назад +229

    I want to play Alex, and if I lose, she goes on a date with me

    • @12ockybalboa
      @12ockybalboa 2 года назад +18

      I see what you did there

    • @Hat3eer
      @Hat3eer 2 года назад +5

      I bet someone that is that much better than you can easly just loose to you

    • @justusschoenmakers8987
      @justusschoenmakers8987 2 года назад +7

      Than she is just gonna let het time run out

    • @Hat3eer
      @Hat3eer 2 года назад +8

      @@justusschoenmakers8987 I mean he will start with white and wait for the first move till time ends

    • @jonic7253
      @jonic7253 2 года назад

      Bamboozled

  • @Orcahhh
    @Orcahhh 2 года назад +416

    Promising a date to a GM if he can beat you in chess is like promising usain bolt a date if he beats you in the 100m dash... you kinda have to be prepared to go through with it BEFORE accepting

    • @chasti5754
      @chasti5754 2 года назад +43

      she did it for content =)

    • @MaharshiRay
      @MaharshiRay 2 года назад +14

      but there were time odds. so like Bolt has 100m and we have 50m to run.

    • @trainerred6582
      @trainerred6582 2 года назад

      Unless she asks Judith Polgar 😅

    • @user-yc3fw6vq5n
      @user-yc3fw6vq5n Год назад

      @@MaharshiRay time odds don't mean much here

    • @rolwinbrito7129
      @rolwinbrito7129 Год назад +1

      But you didn't see that Andrea had a big time advantage.

  • @CrypticViper537
    @CrypticViper537 9 дней назад +4

    'you're not even top 100 yet'
    top20 now

  • @qqma4791
    @qqma4791 Год назад +240

    And then Andrea is says “Itz Botez time” and proceeds to use the botez gambit against Hans Neimann. Would say it’s truly one of the games of all time but the chess speaks for itself.

    • @nanananalisin
      @nanananalisin Год назад +3

      Nah but the part when hans said "It was trully Niemmin" and Niemm'd all over the table

  • @quantumgeek339
    @quantumgeek339 2 года назад +737

    "ah We're getting banging, no you're getting no banging" ouch He has no-one to blame but himself though. He flew too close to the sun

    • @JB-rl8ki
      @JB-rl8ki 2 года назад +23

      I wasn't going to get there anyway, always worth a shot

    • @lightman9935
      @lightman9935 2 года назад +22

      I would attempt some reverse psychology there, saying something along the lines of ''no, you are getting no banging'', it would be cringy but it would be better than nearly collapsing .

    • @tibofordeyn1529
      @tibofordeyn1529 2 года назад +19

      Nahhhh she just sais that, I bet she’d still smash

    • @nikotakai8796
      @nikotakai8796 2 года назад +16

      @@tibofordeyn1529 cringe

    • @s.t.3725
      @s.t.3725 2 года назад +3

      Lol, my favorite part. Also, she plays better when she "bang, bang, bang, and bang."

  • @zacharysherry2910
    @zacharysherry2910 Год назад +336

    5:54 is one of the legendary (and halarious) moments of chess history

  • @kalphathi406
    @kalphathi406 7 дней назад +3

    He is world ranked 16th right now💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ulrichhauser-ehninger7669
    @ulrichhauser-ehninger7669 2 года назад +74

    It is amazing to see the difference in level. Although she is playing pretty well, he seems not to need to think at all, anticipating each of her moves and having an answer for it right out of the pocket.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +4

      I’ve found that if you take less time to think against a much stronger opponent then you it still leave you better off even with the blunders and whatnot

    • @chrisfrederiksen1358
      @chrisfrederiksen1358 2 года назад +1

      @@MUIDYLANICE I’m meh at chess and at blitz I beat almost anyone I get matched with just by playing what first comes to mind really fast lol

    • @bluesyace9564
      @bluesyace9564 Год назад

      That's cuz he has anal beads telling him the best move

  • @ajiboyeolorunjuwon7444
    @ajiboyeolorunjuwon7444 2 года назад +72

    who else came back to this video 7mos later to read updated comments after Hans beats Magnus? 😂

    • @syed9986
      @syed9986 2 года назад +2

      using stockfish

    • @tuxysta4286
      @tuxysta4286 2 года назад

      I did so.

    • @ajiboyeolorunjuwon7444
      @ajiboyeolorunjuwon7444 2 года назад +2

      @@syed9986 Well, He's innocent until proven guilty, let's not take it away from him just yet, and yeah he's done it twice in the past, but like you and I, he's also capable of dropping a bad habit
      ...maybe a mole in Magnus's camp is a better story...
      Plus, to cheat OTB using stockfish, you'd have to wear contact lenses with super tech abilities...
      which i dont even think exists... (maybe to the Mi6...lol)
      but time will tell, im sure there are investigations going on
      so let's just keep our fingers crossed

    • @jamesyu3076
      @jamesyu3076 2 года назад +2

      I think the 15 minute delays and niemanns move analysis speak for themselves.
      Let’s not overlook the glaring red flags

    • @JosePlata
      @JosePlata Год назад

      me too

  • @SavantGardeEX
    @SavantGardeEX 2 года назад +816

    2:28 "You're not even top 100 yet" He's now Top 50 and within the last week he has beaten Hikaru and won the Weekly Rapid championship, as well as of today beating Magnus in the FTX cup with the black pieces... What a year for Hans Niemann.

    • @LuisRamos-nb6tz
      @LuisRamos-nb6tz 2 года назад +346

      Chess speaks for itself

    • @fenrirsreign
      @fenrirsreign 2 года назад +77

      I was waiting for that. Thank you @@LuisRamos-nb6tz I can go sleep in peace now.

    • @alokjha7802
      @alokjha7802 2 года назад +14

      Lost overall against magnus though.

    • @SavantGardeEX
      @SavantGardeEX 2 года назад +50

      @@alokjha7802 A game win against magnus on Lan with no mouse slips is still a win.

    • @alokjha7802
      @alokjha7802 2 года назад +5

      @@SavantGardeEX still lost agains prag though.

  • @californiadreamenglishmyan4715
    @californiadreamenglishmyan4715 28 дней назад +4

    Andrea : you are not even in the top 100
    Hans in his mind : ok keep that in mind
    2024 : Hans Niemann against the world

  • @dueytherd
    @dueytherd 2 года назад +557

    Hans: You just bring out the worst in me
    Andrea: Which is why we shouldn’t go out on a date… just another reason
    Hans soul: 😬😖😩
    My man got real quiet after that one lol
    It’s all good man, you don’t got to find a girl that shares the same interests as you, you just got to find one that’s interested in you

    • @Dream-li1gi
      @Dream-li1gi 2 года назад +5

      Now that just sounds desperate

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic 2 года назад +49

      6:18 and at 6:22 you can see that he felt like she went too far.

    • @EdfromVirginia757
      @EdfromVirginia757 2 года назад +2

      That Top 100 barb hurt as well.

    • @darklord711
      @darklord711 2 года назад +52

      @@Leon.Stanic true i felt that too. After 6:22 he went so quite and wanted to beat her and get out of there

    • @aaronames250
      @aaronames250 2 года назад +5

      @@darklord711 eh, maybe, sometimes its better to be silent. Besides half the time women talk themselves into dates by saying they shouldn't, no need to engage.

  • @Tr0lz
    @Tr0lz 2 года назад +226

    0:52 "There's a transposition here that you are unaware of" - Hans after beating Magnus

    • @oiajwoadgea6123
      @oiajwoadgea6123 2 года назад +14

      dude its almost the same thing lmao

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Год назад

      Magnus never saw the anal beads transposition coming lol.

  • @42mateos
    @42mateos 2 года назад +24

    The thing is, you know he's going to cheat on you.

    • @HJRC_
      @HJRC_ Год назад +1

      XD

  • @joshuakelly9788
    @joshuakelly9788 9 месяцев назад +10

    Hams is hilariously funny! The intro seemed a bit naughty wouldn't you say? lol

  • @joseluna6262
    @joseluna6262 2 года назад +1606

    Hans: "Oh, we're getting banging"
    Andrea: "No, you're getting no banging".
    Damn she's funny 😂😂

    • @vikaschandrakar1946
      @vikaschandrakar1946 2 года назад +7

      😂

    • @ALVI500
      @ALVI500 2 года назад +12

      you can tell they already bang all the time

    • @lucmermans37
      @lucmermans37 2 года назад +10

      @@ALVI500 no

    • @ALVI500
      @ALVI500 2 года назад +63

      @@lucmermans37 sorry man but tht dude is rearranging her guts as we speak

    • @lucmermans37
      @lucmermans37 2 года назад +19

      @@ALVI500 no, you look 10 years old, what even are you talking about

  • @idontknowwhatimsaying
    @idontknowwhatimsaying 2 года назад +70

    he wouldn't tryhard this much even if he was on the world championship final god bless

  • @HussainAli-hn2ef
    @HussainAli-hn2ef 2 года назад +26

    5:53 WELL THAT DIDNT AGE WELL LOL

  • @drewlowery496
    @drewlowery496 9 дней назад +2

    "Am I gonna get mated"
    Hans: *I HOPE SO

  • @Mojo_Radio
    @Mojo_Radio 2 года назад +65

    Hans seemed so excited to win a date he was vibrating.

  • @MrMaramor
    @MrMaramor 2 года назад +374

    Looks like you just had a date and played chess and laughed. Good games.

    • @Urketadic
      @Urketadic 2 года назад +7

      Date is just a code word for fuck here.

    • @hillsideonly
      @hillsideonly 2 года назад +1

      @@Urketadic where??

    • @Urketadic
      @Urketadic 2 года назад +1

      @@hillsideonly Here

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +1

      @@Urketadic yeah because the dude would bring flowers to bed lol

  • @jaintp2719
    @jaintp2719 2 года назад +143

    That last game was the quietest I've ever seen Andrea. Was amazing to see a GM win three games all in under 45 seconds though.

    • @JosePlata
      @JosePlata Год назад +3

      Her silence was indeed refreshing.

  • @johnsurgery3835
    @johnsurgery3835 Год назад +56

    Hans thinks of the best 25 next moves in 9 seconds and it’s just a skill that it seem people reach after a specific elo

  • @asmrizzy1574
    @asmrizzy1574 2 года назад +212

    he stopped talking after you said there will be no banging😂

    • @born2270
      @born2270 2 года назад +18

      no mercy after that

  • @itachi60001
    @itachi60001 2 года назад +412

    holy shit that first game at the end hans played like a fucking beast

  • @alfonsolopezarreola3078
    @alfonsolopezarreola3078 2 года назад +86

    Ohhh! He surely deserves that date. Young talented man. Hope andrea does not break his young heart. Wish him the best.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +12

      I don’t know why but this comment just makes me cringe

  • @AZI3623
    @AZI3623 2 месяца назад +4

    If you only hear audio, you won't believe it's a chess match

  • @LMHSim
    @LMHSim 2 года назад +54

    He went so quiet after the “you’re getting no banging” line. Savage

  • @ivanr9408
    @ivanr9408 2 года назад +198

    this man's speed is insane, hell when i played chess daily back in high school i reached 1900+ rating but i could never do 1 minute chess, always had to be like 3+2 or 5 minute or 10 minute. This guy is moving on lightning speed.

    • @Andre-gy5ml
      @Andre-gy5ml 2 года назад +8

      yeah but this guy is more like 2500 or something

    • @ivanr9408
      @ivanr9408 2 года назад +16

      @@Andre-gy5ml yeah i guess it's more of a preference thing. I'd rather focus on making moves of my own rather than dish out 20 theory moves in bullet.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 2 года назад +27

      i can easily do the speed,... ok i wont win a match against anyone but i will loose very very fast

    • @sharpieman2035
      @sharpieman2035 2 года назад +4

      my elo is 1000 and I can do 1+0. it doesn’t take more skill to play at a faster time control, just practice.

    • @ivanr9408
      @ivanr9408 2 года назад +1

      @@marcinspace tbh i got bored of it. When we had a chess club especially when we traveled to other schools that shit was fun. I also played football and did crew in college so that's another reason why i stopped playing chess and then there's warzone streaming i did while i was in medical school.

  • @samiuddin328
    @samiuddin328 Год назад +18

    The fact that she changed to the name from 'Grandmaster plays me...' to 'Grandmaster Hans Niemann' so it comes up when everyone searched for it

  • @scuffedcoding3814
    @scuffedcoding3814 Год назад +3

    "why are you so silent?"
    "chess speaks for itself"

    • @jjasper7512
      @jjasper7512 7 месяцев назад

      Sometimes it's not words you need, but a mild buzzing sensation!

  • @MegaSpiderpunk
    @MegaSpiderpunk 2 года назад +47

    Wow. This guy beat the girl who asked "how does the horse move?" and then went on to play Magnus and said "The chess speaks for itself."

    • @АлексейК-678
      @АлексейК-678 Год назад +2

      There is no piece in chess called a horse it’s a knight 🤡🤡 she didn’t say how does a horse move she said how does a knight move

    • @maycoral1224
      @maycoral1224 Год назад +9

      @@АлексейК-678 Not sure you should be calling people clown unless you know every language, and every colloqualism. Its normal to use horse as a synonym for knight especially when the piece is usually of a horse head and really of a knight on a horse. 🤡🤡

    • @АлексейК-678
      @АлексейК-678 Год назад

      @@maycoral1224 No it is not 😂 there has never been a piece in chess called the “horse”

    • @maycoral1224
      @maycoral1224 Год назад +7

      @@АлексейК-678 Except the person you are replying to called it horse, and you knew exactly what he was referring to...

    • @anonymoustopsecret5995
      @anonymoustopsecret5995 Год назад

      ​@@АлексейК-678 True. Anyway, slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

  • @tennissir1986
    @tennissir1986 2 года назад +54

    I’ve never seen anyone move chess pieces so fast. I’m surprised he didn’t use his feet too.

  • @maliketh1173
    @maliketh1173 2 года назад +178

    His chess TRUELY DOES speak for itself

    • @driftboats999
      @driftboats999 2 года назад +7

      He might cheat on you

    • @thembadube9589
      @thembadube9589 2 года назад +2

      @@driftboats999 Good one, Boats.

    • @driftboats999
      @driftboats999 Год назад

      @@thembadube9589 thanks... Dube

    • @xum0007
      @xum0007 Год назад

      @@driftboats999 it’s not even a crime people are acting like he did something really really bad lol

  • @merxellus1456
    @merxellus1456 8 дней назад +1

    Jokes aside.. I absolutely love how he gets serious and focus after losing the Queen.. GMs are amazing when they use their full potential

  • @Joe-jr6tk
    @Joe-jr6tk 2 года назад +21

    5:50 when she says “hans next cheating scandal” I think she know something only magnus does

    • @IsomerSoma
      @IsomerSoma 2 года назад +1

      She is referring to his online cheating which was probably known to chess insiders since years.

  • @fawxx148
    @fawxx148 2 года назад +108

    5:55 woah even 7 months ago Hans was getting called a cheater 😳

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 2 года назад +16

      Cause he has been known for cheating in the past

  • @Bolut45
    @Bolut45 2 года назад +15

    "The chess speaks for itself" guy 😂

  • @rupamdwivedi9463
    @rupamdwivedi9463 6 месяцев назад +5

    I just love his playing speed... he is such a beast 🔥🔥🔥

  • @PR1V1LE6ED
    @PR1V1LE6ED 2 года назад +22

    Interesting how after he wins 3 games in a row, she says "double or nothing" but when she plays the handsome guy for her Snapchat, he wins 2 games and she insists to actually give him her real phone number...

    • @enneff
      @enneff 2 года назад +5

      Why is that interesting? Are we pretending that physical appearance doesn’t matter? Would anyone even be making comments like yours if Andrea wasn’t attractive?

    • @PR1V1LE6ED
      @PR1V1LE6ED 2 года назад +9

      @@enneff I was being sarcastic. You can tell by how, after I said it was "interesting", I go on to explain how it's not interesting and say that she is doing that based on the men's' physical appearance...
      Also, Andrea's attractiveness has nothing to do with how she treats different men based on their physical appearance...
      You have a smooth brain.

  • @grandeur_82
    @grandeur_82 2 года назад +31

    5:52 "Hans next cheating scandal". From that point he's silent all the way through.

    • @Shashish1991
      @Shashish1991 2 года назад

      That's so true. I feel bad for him.

    • @mufarisfa3939
      @mufarisfa3939 2 года назад +2

      lol, I think it got into him, must felt really bad, he probably thinks to himself if the world really thinks I am a cheater then I'll show them what. And chess speaks for itself.

    • @oscarrivas7240
      @oscarrivas7240 2 года назад

      Dang you’re right!!! Guilty conscience.

  • @zada4a
    @zada4a 2 года назад +20

    0:45 "There is actually a transposition here that you're unaware of"
    "bang bang bang"
    This is what he was going to be saying to Magnus in the infamous game they played, if they were allowed to chat 😂😂

  • @IdleGamer-zf9pi
    @IdleGamer-zf9pi 24 дня назад +2

    5:01 NAH BRO SAID WHAT💀💀😭

  • @leandrogulrt
    @leandrogulrt 2 года назад +14

    I don't think anyone expected this video to age so badly.

  • @ibidem8232
    @ibidem8232 2 года назад +6

    He already knew the opening, someone from the Botez team blurted out

  • @monjenvely
    @monjenvely Год назад +5

    how she call him out twice xD, Bro been real quiet after 5:54 and she noticed at 7:54

  • @waduhek407
    @waduhek407 Год назад +16

    This is so unreal, even Magnus takes time to think.

    • @mathlover6098
      @mathlover6098 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lol,have you seen magnus Vs Alexandra Botez 30 second Vs 5 minutes' game?😂😊

  • @Marrow452
    @Marrow452 Год назад +94

    Andrea: "Double or nothing"
    My Mind: "What's double or nothing for a date? Wait is she..."
    Andrea: "I'll bring Anna Cramling or something".
    My Mind: "A date with them both..."
    Andrea: "It can be a double date"
    [disappointed sigh]

    • @chad1755
      @chad1755 9 месяцев назад +2

      That would 100% make him the third wheel on his own date, lol

  • @danield8094
    @danield8094 2 года назад +39

    5:12 "You're getting no banging" Sadge

    • @ag4640
      @ag4640 2 года назад

      CUCKBLOCKED

  • @IrvingDaniel
    @IrvingDaniel 2 года назад +17

    So Hans humilliated Magnus, AND also banged Andrea Botez all within a year? That is fairly impressive.

    • @r00tw00t
      @r00tw00t 2 года назад +4

      Better than Kasparov!

  • @matthewclark7955
    @matthewclark7955 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Im not talking to you!", 0.75 secs into the second game "stop that!"

  • @1by110
    @1by110 2 года назад +13

    " I am not going on a date "
    Dressed like cindrella for dance

  • @karelzele440
    @karelzele440 Год назад +14

    5:50 Notice how he goes really quiet after the cheating accusation

    • @mattdrummond3552
      @mattdrummond3552 Год назад +4

      Exactly! He absolutely wears his shame

    • @francribaj6506
      @francribaj6506 Год назад

      @@mattdrummond3552 nevertheless very rude and b*tch move by her.Talking like a brainless child

  • @williamfunggoldenoldiesfan6758
    @williamfunggoldenoldiesfan6758 2 года назад +22

    Hikaru: Lets go on a date GM Hans Niemann, I won 5 games in a row so remember that!

  • @lordd1ss
    @lordd1ss 10 месяцев назад +2

    Rare footage of Hans Niemann trying to hide his pain, when a Bluetooth device is buzzing up his arse.

  • @vincentmalama5344
    @vincentmalama5344 2 года назад +11

    Pride bro. Don't go on that date. Her loss... Half way he understood and became quiet. Respect!

  • @vladusa
    @vladusa 2 года назад +35

    The chess speaks for itself, guys

  • @Thelaretus
    @Thelaretus 2 года назад +168

    This is the only Twitch love story I care about. Go Moke!
    10:15 'Am I getting mated?' You can see him trying to hold the joke in.
    Oh, come on, Andrea; he's earned the date already. His silence at the last game shows how much he wants it.
    Although... this might technically count as a date. I've had similar dates before.

    • @kirakakashi9445
      @kirakakashi9445 2 года назад +15

      A girl asked me once "Are you free now ? Can we go for lunch ?" . She just asked me out of the blue. I just knew that she was in my class. I said yes. We went to a restaurant where there are no people (its 3pm). The restaurant is in the basement, so even if it was 3pm, it felt like 10pm. It felt good, but even now I couldn't understand the intention of taking me to the restaurant - to make friends or to date ? The conversation we had then was the reason why I started having feelings for her. Yeah, we became very close from that day. But after 2 weeks, I saw her with another guy close than me. She introduced to me that he's her BF. She told that he proposed to her that day, and she accepted (may be because he's in the Dance club, and he's tall, cool). That's why I was wondering - what's her intention of taking me to the restaurant buy asking me out of the blue ? She's not even a gold digger kind. She pays for most of the expenses when she's with me, or with her friends or with her BF. Does THAT restaurant experience count as a date ? My thoughts are like "She should have mentioned if it was a date, right ? I only developed feelings and took time to tell her like Ross, and ended up being Ross".

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад +9

      @@kirakakashi9445 if a girl asks you to go to a restaurant with her she likes you, the alternative is that you’ve know her since you were both wearing diapers,
      I mean you wouldn’t ask a girl to go to an out of the way place just to build your friendship with her right?

    • @kirakakashi9445
      @kirakakashi9445 2 года назад

      @@MUIDYLANICE May be. I don't know. May be I should've asked her whether its a date or not in the first place. But if that's the intention, what is the point of accepting another guy's proposal within 2 weeks of dating with me ? May be she didn't find me more interesting/reliable than the other guy.

    • @MUIDYLANICE
      @MUIDYLANICE 2 года назад

      @@kirakakashi9445 you didn’t reciprocate so she moved on

    • @kirakakashi9445
      @kirakakashi9445 2 года назад

      @@MUIDYLANICE or she may have felt that I am not reciprocating but it's the opposite. Actually I was a little desperate. May be that was the issue.