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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @BL-zi9wb
    @BL-zi9wb 4 года назад +4053

    Unintentional ASMR videos have millions of views but it's really the same 50 people rewatching it at 2 am over and over again.

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris 4 года назад +89

      Hahahaha u are a badass. i revisit it just for the hilarious comments

    • @Blacklat58
      @Blacklat58 4 года назад +4

      Pretty much B L

    • @cperez968
      @cperez968 4 года назад +12

      4am*

    • @15sixmedia
      @15sixmedia 4 года назад +7

      Yep, here at 1:52am.

    • @BL-zi9wb
      @BL-zi9wb 4 года назад

      @@15sixmedia Same man

  • @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes
    @WhenOne8Becomes2Zeroes 9 месяцев назад +241

    Chuck is always the first one at the BBQ to comment "You know it's not the heat that gets you, it's the humidity."

  • @marincav
    @marincav Год назад +775

    The highlight of Chuck's day is every morning when he puts on his Jack Black Texture Cream and looks in the mirror to tell himself that he's still the man.

    • @havinthangs55
      @havinthangs55 Год назад +9

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @east4183
      @east4183 Год назад +11

      A new gem added to the comments. Amazing 10/10

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway Год назад +30

      He’s the type of guy to point and wink at himself in the mirror and say “You still got it big guy!”

    • @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062
      @cabronicusmaximuschingonic1062 Год назад +1

      The highlight of your day; is thinking that you're actually funny, by coming back to this comment section, to see if you have more likes. You and Chuck should hang out.

  • @LiveFromCharlotte
    @LiveFromCharlotte 4 года назад +1182

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen two people more suited for their names.

  • @datniggajohnredcorn5433
    @datniggajohnredcorn5433 7 лет назад +2370

    "The way you're going to apply this is take a little bit and apply it"
    Thanks.

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 5 лет назад +56

      LMAO. Thank you, I needed a good laugh.

    • @Fabo100
      @Fabo100 5 лет назад +121

      Usually I cut the bottle in half with a chain saw and then eat what's inside so i owe her for this one!

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 лет назад +21

      Thanks, Tammy.

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd 5 лет назад +21

      And he kept a straight face

    • @caesarfiorini
      @caesarfiorini 5 лет назад +1

      Especially on my peepee ......

  • @TuckerSmith-hr9jv
    @TuckerSmith-hr9jv 4 месяца назад +159

    Chuck is the type of guy who whispers "just gonna sneak by you" when trying to get through

    • @davidbrake609
      @davidbrake609 2 месяца назад +10

      That is insanely accurate😂 and before he says that he says “oop” quickly

    • @TuckerSmith-hr9jv
      @TuckerSmith-hr9jv Месяц назад

      😂​@@davidbrake609

    • @deanwinstonadams7990
      @deanwinstonadams7990 24 дня назад

      Somehow I always end up here with good ol' chuck

  • @hop-skip-ouch8798
    @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 лет назад +440

    I come here to read the comments every couple of months

  • @Spainy12
    @Spainy12 5 лет назад +1052

    Chuck probably drives a '92 Porsche with racing gloves and never tips the pizza man.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 5 лет назад +5

      Spainy12 😂👍🏻

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 5 лет назад +41

      he probably wears those racing gloves when he cuts his grass with his john deer mower

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 года назад +15

      And still wears his old letterman jacket

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 года назад +12

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 i bet he has one of those "Built Ford Tough" leather jackets

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 года назад +2

      @@GeraltOfRivia99 where the sleeves are a different color from the rest of the jacket.,

  • @synapticburn
    @synapticburn 3 года назад +422

    Don't need to see his feet to know that he's wearing white New Balance sneakers

  • @NegotiableHemingway
    @NegotiableHemingway 5 лет назад +1008

    I heard Chuck went into hiding after this video aired. I checked every cigar shop, yacht club, golf clubhouse, sporting goods store and every kids football game in the local area but I still couldn’t find him.

    • @Blacklat58
      @Blacklat58 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @Solontire
      @Solontire 4 года назад +69

      Have you checked Hooters during their weekday lunch hours?

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon 4 года назад +12

      Did you try every kids little league game?

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 4 года назад +45

      I’ve checked guys, nothing! I’ve even been round every casino dumpster to check if he was thrown in by the security for touching the waitresses but I still can’t find him

    • @khansahb-o4e
      @khansahb-o4e 3 года назад +5

      @@NegotiableHemingway lol holy shit, this is the best comment.

  • @EnvironmentalistHaris
    @EnvironmentalistHaris Год назад +294

    Here I am.. 10 years later.. So many ups and downs in life. But tammy and chuck make me feel hopeful. When I see a guy get out of a barber shop with more hair, life certainly has hope

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 10 месяцев назад +6

      I'm still mad at Chuck. He ruined my 16th birthday and bought me a dodge charger instead of the challenger. It's brand new but I expected everything from my dad. I'm disowning both my parents now you hear me chuck and Tammy!!! All the money you Upper rich class parents make and you can't buy me a dodge challenger? I'm running away from home and got dad's credit card

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris 10 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣​@@GeraltOfRivia99

  • @dodgers175
    @dodgers175 2 года назад +460

    11 years later Chuck is still calling his son "Champ".

    • @Javiti1986
      @Javiti1986 2 года назад +23

      "Sport"

    • @vuk87
      @vuk87 Год назад +1

      ​@@Javiti1986😂😂😂

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 10 месяцев назад +1

      I saw Chuck at the grocery store he said hey you greasy little dissapointment wash my fuckin f150 there a fin in for you

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody 4 года назад +455

    Chuck just came in for a haircut, but is getting roasted...

  • @antikoolaid9891
    @antikoolaid9891 7 лет назад +3759

    Made him feel so good he didn't even realize his hair still look the same as before he went in.

  • @johnwayne7437
    @johnwayne7437 3 года назад +141

    As time goes on and life changes, I always come back to this RUclips classic.

  • @oscarcuevas7579
    @oscarcuevas7579 5 лет назад +375

    He looks like he used to Quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. Back in the 80's. But now he's the assistant Coach at his old High School.

    • @allison20407
      @allison20407 5 лет назад +1

      oscar cuevas 😂😂😂

    • @Jckuz1man
      @Jckuz1man 4 года назад

      oscar cuevas oddly specific

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 3 месяца назад +3

      Hi can you make my hair look like shredded wheat

  • @RowdyLpx
    @RowdyLpx 7 лет назад +2290

    they got chuck looking like he got his hands blown off by a grenade in Nam

    • @cnrbsmth
      @cnrbsmth 5 лет назад +108

      Honestly the funniest comment Ive ever seen on youtube

    • @Paul-dz7xi
      @Paul-dz7xi 5 лет назад +11

      Nam

    • @thetasworld
      @thetasworld 5 лет назад +41

      Godamn man it's 3 am and I am laughing my ass off cause of you :D

    • @pioneerjatt93
      @pioneerjatt93 4 года назад +1

      😂😆😂

    • @JackJax44
      @JackJax44 4 года назад +1

      oh no 😂

  • @east4183
    @east4183 Год назад +97

    I’m gonna lose track of time in the long run with this video. Hello other random person randomly reading this comment at some point in time, I hope all is well.

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 года назад +612

    Chuck's hair looks like a campfire that went out 2 days ago

  • @dslf1364
    @dslf1364 4 года назад +356

    Shit I’m so embarrassed I’ve been putting the texture cream directly in my hair and then rubbing my head on the wall thank you for clarification on how I should put it on

  • @josephwatson4644
    @josephwatson4644 2 года назад +697

    This guy the only guy in history to leave the barbers with longer hair.

  • @casinoBALTIMORE1
    @casinoBALTIMORE1 8 лет назад +938

    These comments are seriously the best on RUclips

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin 6 лет назад +11

      They are *surprisingly* good....definitely a dark horse candidate for best on youtube. That is for sure.

    • @scourgedarkpaw9949
      @scourgedarkpaw9949 6 лет назад +2

      Including yor one

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 лет назад +8

      Unfortunately my top one was deleted because my old channel got suspended... the owner got so mad at me lol

    • @f.a.a.espejel3946
      @f.a.a.espejel3946 6 лет назад

      @@panama1942 Why don't you try typing it again? Or which one is it if you already did?

    • @panama1942
      @panama1942 6 лет назад +11

      F. A. A. Espejel I wrote it 4 years ago so thats why it had so many likes. It was: A handjob is included afterwards, which is the main reason why this place is called the "male room".

  • @samstollar6925
    @samstollar6925 4 года назад +371

    This video has been there for me when nothing else was. Thank
    you chuck and tammy

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris 4 года назад +24

      This video helped me get out of depression after my girl left me for a baboon

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 2 года назад

      I used to apply Jack black texture cream directly onto my cock with a rubber chicken until I watched this video and found out the real way to do it. Thanks Tammy

    • @internationalcontractagenc156
      @internationalcontractagenc156 2 года назад +13

      @@EnvironmentalistHaris I had my legs blown off in Fallujah, when I was laying on the ground bleeding and passing out from shock I watched this video and forgot all about my problems

    • @vince_warfare3143
      @vince_warfare3143 Год назад

      @@EnvironmentalistHaris I was in ww2 and i got hit by artillery, my legs and arms were torn off but as i watced this video i stood up and walked it off

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris Год назад

      @@vince_warfare3143 🤣🤣🤣

  • @loafuscrambuckle
    @loafuscrambuckle 2 года назад +701

    I've enjoyed watching people roast the hell out of chuck and tammy since I found this video in 2015.

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles 2 года назад +9

      Same here brother :)

    • @ghostnoodles
      @ghostnoodles 2 года назад +4

      Is there like a Playlist of videos like this with people roasting the hell out of seemingly innocuous people like Chuck?

    • @s1dew1nd3r4
      @s1dew1nd3r4 2 года назад +5

      man i am exactly the same, i come back every now and again for an update - its fecking tremendous stuff!

    • @isabelramos7754
      @isabelramos7754 2 года назад +2

      Omg!! Same 😂 😭

    • @shayekisitu
      @shayekisitu 2 года назад

      Carpet head Chuck and chubby cheeks, no chin Tammy

  • @3leon306
    @3leon306 5 лет назад +532

    his face froze when his 5th grade teacher asked him a math question he had no idea how to answer … same expression ever since

  • @amachin6
    @amachin6 5 лет назад +2095

    This guy married his high school sweet heart (head cheerleader, now hates her), owns a ford dealership and has a son who plays quarter back

    • @hughjecoque3515
      @hughjecoque3515 4 года назад +167

      The father will catch his son getting physical with the one black guy in town that also happens to be on the football team. Being black won't have anything to do with it, but they want to diversify the cast, and break down stereotypes. The father will get drunk as a result and kill someone in a hit and run. The son will witness it, which will be the end of season 1, and the primary story line for season 2.

    • @leecartwright490
      @leecartwright490 4 года назад +3

      Hugh Jecoque funny

    • @CCscott
      @CCscott 4 года назад +25

      Wasn’t he busted for money laundering?

    • @ericwade3968
      @ericwade3968 4 года назад +13

      @@CCscott Big time. Talk about an amazing lawyer he had, did barely anytime locked up. Like 5 years probation.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 года назад +26

      Inherited said dealership from his father, who was the only boss he ever had.

  • @stoicvibesonly
    @stoicvibesonly 3 года назад +453

    This is the kind of guy when you go to Benihana and the chef starts stacking onions, leans over and gives you a little nudge and says "it's showtime"

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 года назад +24

      It's precisely the fact that this is oddly specific that makes it funny lmao, because this really sounds like something imaginable he would say!

    • @jeremysnipes8330
      @jeremysnipes8330 2 года назад +7

      This is one of the best comments on here. Well done!

    • @DoubleStudentLoans
      @DoubleStudentLoans 2 года назад

      Audibly lol’d

    • @405scottjohnson
      @405scottjohnson 2 года назад

      Love benihana

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 месяца назад +1

      Chuck is the type of nigga to go to strip clubs, gets up on stage after 6 beer, pushes a stripper a side steals her pole, rips off his collared button up Hawaiian shirt with flames on it and starts dancing with aviators on saying OH YES LADIES !!! Get it while it's hot this is only happening one mother fuc$in timmmme !

  • @craigorybeefinstein3049
    @craigorybeefinstein3049 6 лет назад +1449

    Everything Chuck says during his time at priority male.
    Hi Tammy
    Ok sounds great
    Ok
    Ok
    Awesome
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Mmmhmmm
    Ok
    Ok
    Sure
    Ok
    Ok
    Ok
    Very nice

    • @Jckuz1man
      @Jckuz1man 6 лет назад +53

      Craigory Beefinstein you deserve top comment

    • @M3ntok
      @M3ntok 6 лет назад +29

      can we get some time stamps please :p

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 6 лет назад +27

      True but kinda hard when she's talking fast af and he's just trying to relax

    • @ResidentOfTheAbyss
      @ResidentOfTheAbyss 6 лет назад +7

      Craigory Beefinstein I lol’d so freakin’ hard on this comment!

    • @briangleason5597
      @briangleason5597 5 лет назад +14

      And chuck is thinking Tammy please massage crotch, wife sucks at it.

  • @richardweiss326
    @richardweiss326 5 лет назад +371

    I came for the ASMR, I stayed for the hilarious comments 😂😂😂

    • @ale8n
      @ale8n 4 года назад +3

      2020 and do the same

    • @nickcorrelli
      @nickcorrelli 2 года назад +2

      This has got to be the greatest comment thread in the history of comment threads 😂

    • @blacktallsmart1914
      @blacktallsmart1914 2 года назад +1

      This comment thread is legendary. What the hell is going on in here 😂

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/n2_itObcHaQ/видео.html is another good one

  • @BIGBIRD208
    @BIGBIRD208 3 года назад +899

    Chuck loves a cigar and a Par 4, adds salt to his steak because his wife doesn’t know how to season, slugs it down with a Bud Light but drinks top shelf whiskey from a decanter that rests in his make shift bar next to his relatively unused pool table, and he adjusts his Rolex whenever one of his subordinate employees questions him.

    • @raylast3873
      @raylast3873 3 года назад +26

      Salt on Steak can be perfectly legit.
      Goddamit, now I want steak. Good job.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 3 года назад +35

      Inherited his business from his dad.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 года назад +7

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 who thinks Chuck is worthless..

    • @Hoss04-05
      @Hoss04-05 3 года назад +11

      No rolex, its just gonna be a seiko 5 with the seiko scribbled out and rolex airbrushed on

    • @johnnyslash9033
      @johnnyslash9033 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC 6 лет назад +233

    This might be the best comment section i have ever encountered on youtube

  • @peterspurrell5335
    @peterspurrell5335 7 лет назад +806

    Chuck communicates using a series of grunts

    • @zp5718
      @zp5718 6 лет назад +16

      You gotta think, how fast can you really respond to someone talking that fast

    • @lacessamino
      @lacessamino 6 лет назад +41

      He is really just sitting there like bitch ok just do it. Stop explaining shit to me.

    • @PeterWiernicki
      @PeterWiernicki 6 лет назад +3

      Nailed it.

    • @springfieldpervert2736
      @springfieldpervert2736 6 лет назад +6

      reminds me of "ran fa li" from gta san andreas. everytime he communicates, it is through grunts XD

  • @DumpsterFire2048
    @DumpsterFire2048 4 года назад +1744

    Chuck's facial expressions always look like he just found out his secretary is pregnant with his child while he's on the phone with his wife.

    • @mag-wp6yt
      @mag-wp6yt 3 года назад +36

      Lmfao😂

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 3 года назад +8

      Actually who is that? Chuck who? I don't know him

    • @Jack-cp3bf
      @Jack-cp3bf 3 года назад +23

      @@kokosowasucza9566 man dont ya know chuck its THE FAMOUS PERSON at all time! I mean thats Chuck....The brother of chuck norris, the legendary chuck...or maybe its just chuck...

    • @kokosowasucza9566
      @kokosowasucza9566 3 года назад +2

      @@Jack-cp3bf no. Like i get joke but i really don't know who he is but i want to know

    • @jimmea6317
      @jimmea6317 3 года назад +6

      @@kokosowasucza9566 feed and sneed

  • @darrynpremjit7029
    @darrynpremjit7029 6 лет назад +763

    The comment section is gold

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. 6 лет назад +38

      Darryn Premjit I come back here every few months to see the comments. They are so good. Definitely roast master material.

    • @MS-td5zg
      @MS-td5zg 4 года назад +4

      @@Brandon01. im like you bro😂

    • @shanellewarner6873
      @shanellewarner6873 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂 right

    • @michellea9857
      @michellea9857 8 месяцев назад

      It’s actually better than the vid

  • @mylifestartsat8k
    @mylifestartsat8k 10 лет назад +1937

    If Silvester Stalone and Simon Cowell had a baby together it would be him!

  • @nocoiner3236
    @nocoiner3236 3 года назад +678

    I don’t think I’ll ever stop watching this video in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep. It’s my dirty little secret

  • @mhmverynice112
    @mhmverynice112 6 лет назад +217

    I like to think chuck just came in for a normal haircut

  • @markatkinson167
    @markatkinson167 2 года назад +166

    We need a chuck 10 year anniversary where are they now special.

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Год назад +1

      Yes! We do 😂

    • @HannahBananaBlogger
      @HannahBananaBlogger Год назад +7

      How long did the extended hair cut last!?

    • @ownagepwnagemaster
      @ownagepwnagemaster Год назад +2

      theres no way that would be nice no???

    • @Mark43886
      @Mark43886 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@HannahBananaBloggerRumor has it Chuck is only packing 4 inches, which for Tammy who can take 9 inches with ease, is quite the let down. 😢

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Mark43886I heard chuck is a fudge packer now because he's only 4 inches

  • @deathmetalpotato
    @deathmetalpotato 3 года назад +698

    Mock her all you want, but on Friday nights after a few shots of Patrón down at the Leepin’ Lizard Karaoke Bar, Tammy belts the most astounding cover of “What About Love?” by *Heart* you’ve ever heard.

    • @hoovercamaro
      @hoovercamaro 2 года назад +14

      She looks more like a Dixie Chicks type of gal

    • @willhealy3653
      @willhealy3653 2 года назад +24

      I almost died laughing at this one.

    • @bassinwithbuck4955
      @bassinwithbuck4955 2 года назад +7

      I just sharted from laughing lol

    • @QuasiTraction
      @QuasiTraction 2 года назад +5

      Meh..sounds possible, but we need evidence. 🤔

    • @bigd6169
      @bigd6169 2 года назад +2

      You are too funny for that one 😂😂

  • @arvind-venkat
    @arvind-venkat 5 лет назад +900

    *"The way I'm cutting your hair... I'm using a scissor over comb technique."*
    Thanks. Until now, I used to get my hair cut with a chainsaw.

    • @sneakykamon
      @sneakykamon 4 года назад +30

      The fact that she called it a “technique”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAllen-fv9cj
      @MrAllen-fv9cj 4 года назад +35

      Guys name is Chuck Murray, and he lives in Alpharetta, Georgia. He's originally from NY and is a Mets and Bills fan, and drives an Audi. He enjoys woodworking, traveling, golfing, and watching movies.
      She is Tammy L Jackson, lives in Birmingham and still works at The Male Room in Birmingham . From her few Facebook photos, she is miserable and hates going in to work.

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris 4 года назад +18

      @@MrAllen-fv9cj this is the tenth time i am seeing your comment.. are u Chuck's relative?

    • @imbrogo01
      @imbrogo01 4 года назад +3

      I use a nuke anybody else

    • @EnvironmentalistHaris
      @EnvironmentalistHaris 4 года назад +3

      @@imbrogo01 i use two potatoes with a butchers knife hidden in them... Then i apply a mixture of turpentine blended in petrol.The way i apply is that i put some of the oil in my hand like this, and then apply on my hair..

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 года назад +136

    Tammy looks like she drives a Pontiac Sunfire. It's an 01 but she keeps it clean

    • @Reddog794
      @Reddog794 3 года назад +4

      I was guessing 2dr Mazda protege.

    • @teewoods9846
      @teewoods9846 3 года назад +2

      hilarious.

    • @jrouillard44
      @jrouillard44 3 года назад +5

      Such an underrated comment lmao

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 2 года назад +4

      Tammy got the car as a gift for graduating cosmetology School. Goes to the place that washes cars by hand Oh yeah she keeps it nice.

    • @jacksongay6848
      @jacksongay6848 2 года назад +1

      More of an Altima type

  • @spikeobama5572
    @spikeobama5572 4 года назад +395

    Glad to see that Chuck and Tammy are still being fried in these comments 9 years later lol

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 6 лет назад +670

    Chuck drives a company leased Tahoe, has a son named Bryson and a daughter named Elise, and is married to Lynn who has the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut. And when the line gets longer at Applebee's behind him, he says. "Looks like we got here just in time."

    • @austincottrell5122
      @austincottrell5122 6 лет назад +23

      BRYSON BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 5 лет назад +36

      the "I'd like to speak to a manager" haircut
      I believe that's called the "Karen." Also, a flock of Karens is most commonly called a complaint, as in a complaint of Karens.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 лет назад

      Don't give up your day job.

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 5 лет назад +25

      @@toddjones7919 What are you talking about? That's classic.

    • @toddjones7919
      @toddjones7919 5 лет назад

      @@Beau74 No, that sucks.

  • @ojdiditagain35
    @ojdiditagain35 8 лет назад +289

    I watch this every single night to get my asmr going

    • @laurarizik3225
      @laurarizik3225 7 лет назад +1

      Jesse Martinez yaaassss

    • @Lena-sf8pt
      @Lena-sf8pt 6 лет назад +1

      Is that what they call it nowadays?

    • @mgtow6683
      @mgtow6683 6 лет назад +1

      The foot massage ASMR videos & Nyquil does it for me. I sleep well at night.

    • @east4183
      @east4183 2 года назад

      To this day yessss sirrrr

  • @smithwilliams8831
    @smithwilliams8831 Год назад +330

    I don’t think Chuck’s hair can possibly go into another style

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Год назад +7

      Coming from myself as a barber, it actually looks like it couldn’t unless he grew it out super long.. he has VERY stubborn hair

    • @kelloggscuts1820
      @kelloggscuts1820 Год назад +1

      @@ramenlover1727 yeah all 3 of the hairs on my head 😂

    • @modern_memory
      @modern_memory Год назад +6

      I believe in some circles this hairstyle is known as 'The Hedgehog".

    • @mkendall8393
      @mkendall8393 Год назад +2

      Tammy running her hands through his hair as she glances down to below her tummy “this seems strangely familiar”

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 10 месяцев назад +7

      He has 2 options 1 short hair hedgehog which I've never seen this hair style before until our boy chuck here dazzled us it's Like his hair is made of carpet. He can grow it out and it will look like super sayan 3 gokus hair. There's only 2 options this man has. Chuck don't let this get you down you literally have a belt sander on your head if you need to sharpen some tools for little Dylans homework project you can rub them on top of your head and sharpen them FREE of cost. CHUCK!!!!

  • @nickcorrelli
    @nickcorrelli Год назад +472

    Little does Tamy know that she created the single greatest promotional video for a barber shop the world has ever known.

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Год назад +18

      Millions of views but horrible comments (attacking her for no reason 😂) what a pleasant surprise

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Год назад +1

      @@renyvega4432 meh comment

    • @kid5042
      @kid5042 Год назад +5

      @@utguy381 L

    • @renyvega4432
      @renyvega4432 Год назад

      @@utguy381I hope your family suffers the greatest loss possible

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 Год назад

      @@kid5042 L? Tell me more about yourself

  • @deeta7014
    @deeta7014 4 года назад +369

    “Beth’s going to come over and go down on you”

  • @JC-jl5tj
    @JC-jl5tj 3 года назад +122

    Chuck's hair looks like the static on your tv when the cable goes out

    • @dp6970
      @dp6970 3 года назад +2

      😂🤣 Dead.

    • @Hoss04-05
      @Hoss04-05 3 года назад +1

      You mean peppered?

    • @Wow55579
      @Wow55579 2 года назад +1

      😂

    • @Kayla-pd1sk
      @Kayla-pd1sk 2 года назад +1

      😭

    • @TheJpep2424
      @TheJpep2424 9 месяцев назад +1

      @Hoss04-05 he means static.

  • @tommy123333
    @tommy123333 7 лет назад +393

    He looks like a henchman from an 80s action movie

  • @DharmaTechster
    @DharmaTechster 6 лет назад +303

    This guy has about as much personality as a brand new pair of white socks.

    • @utguy381
      @utguy381 3 года назад +6

      Truth.

    • @moatasemkassab4517
      @moatasemkassab4517 2 года назад

      His personality is as insipid as a baseball ⚾.

    • @HelenBellen123
      @HelenBellen123 Год назад +14

      I think he's just shell-shocked. He went in for a short back and sides and Tammy made it sound so complicated that he thought a lobotomy would have been easier.

  • @parkerbolles941
    @parkerbolles941 3 года назад +110

    You just know Chuck has a killer basement bar where he “entertains”

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 месяца назад +1

      All the college chicks want a peice of his yacht and Cuban cigars. There looking for a new daddy chuck can real them in.

  • @Paul-dz7xi
    @Paul-dz7xi 7 лет назад +369

    Chuck = Sicilian Mafia Hitman / Tammy = Hell's Angels "Mama"

    • @ahaykal9357
      @ahaykal9357 6 лет назад +10

      that hells angels is so true lmao

    • @feliscatchaus
      @feliscatchaus 5 лет назад +6

      Her boob tattoo of a pig with horns says it all.

  • @sunnyvalejedi
    @sunnyvalejedi 8 лет назад +592

    "I'd like the hedgehog cut, please."

  • @MultiHemlock
    @MultiHemlock 3 года назад +332

    Tammy: "We're gonna look at the way your hair grows "
    Chuck : " Usually out from the top of my head. Thanks Tammy "

  • @reido82
    @reido82 7 лет назад +162

    Hi, I'd like a haircut that says "I own a yacht and golf clubs".

    • @bryanzuniga3464
      @bryanzuniga3464 4 года назад +1

      But I only own an Rc speedboat and I play mini-golf

    • @michaelsladnick5482
      @michaelsladnick5482 4 года назад

      That's not the haircut of someone who owns a yacht.
      You need to be a multi-millionaire to even consider getting a yacht.

  • @Polo_Bear
    @Polo_Bear 7 лет назад +1936

    Straight up this guy looks like he Cheats on his wife with the hairdresser, neglects his son because he isn't great at sports, plays golf on the weekend to escape the wife, has a best friend named Robert but everyone calls him Bob, Gets angry when there isn't beer in the fridge, plays poker and loses a lot of money doing it, wears a suit that's way too big for him, one off visits to the strip club and drives some just above average sports car.... and uses terms like sports car.

  • @nickblaze4066
    @nickblaze4066 3 месяца назад +238

    Who's here in 2024?

  • @4gags
    @4gags 5 лет назад +174

    Steps for applying Jack Black Texture Cream TM:
    1.) put in hands
    2.) apply to hair

    • @jaredbarton6161
      @jaredbarton6161 4 года назад +23

      YOU FORGOT TO RUB YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

    • @THOMASCOLTON1
      @THOMASCOLTON1 4 года назад

      Put mine on Cat

    • @4gags
      @4gags 4 года назад +3

      Jared Barton damn how could I forget a third of the steps!

    • @SuzyBenz
      @SuzyBenz 3 года назад +1

      Omh laughing so much

    • @Trollyaccount
      @Trollyaccount 2 года назад

      😂😂😂 Ok 👌

  • @SemCountyCaveDiver
    @SemCountyCaveDiver 4 года назад +89

    Chuck went to Florida State, wears penny loafers with no socks, screams obscenities at the umpire at his kid’s little league games, and when he goes to a friend’s house and the friend asks if he’d like anything to drink, he says, “I’ll have a brewski.”

  • @danielconnor8742
    @danielconnor8742 3 года назад +72

    I cried last night....to these comments and how chuck let somebody wrap his hands in grocery bags, and didn’t even get a haircut...

    • @malrose
      @malrose 3 года назад +5

      I read "to these comments and how Chuck let somebody wrap his HEAD in grocery bags". When I tell you I lost it!

    • @LS-vl6zd
      @LS-vl6zd Год назад

      Haha

  • @willjackson4982
    @willjackson4982 2 года назад +44

    Been waiting on the Male room to post another video for 10
    Years

  • @OfficialJamieBrown
    @OfficialJamieBrown 6 лет назад +3814

    This dude owns a boat and calls his son "sport"

    • @josephf426
      @josephf426 6 лет назад +30

      Jamie Brown i agree

    • @Paches92-
      @Paches92- 6 лет назад +210

      Or champ

    • @Brandon01.
      @Brandon01. 6 лет назад +107

      Been going on 3 minutes of gut busting laughter from that comment. Its too accurate.

    • @p4ul1010
      @p4ul1010 6 лет назад +41

      I cant stop laughing

    • @xxxilluminate5754
      @xxxilluminate5754 6 лет назад +30

      Digitalbumpin How do you know? He might be a loser who spends all his sons trust funds on late night poker with his lads

  • @cdfree3
    @cdfree3 4 года назад +67

    Where’s the guy who said, “his hair look like a carpet?” I used to revisit this just for that comment.

  • @bonelegs5519
    @bonelegs5519 7 лет назад +238

    Chuck, age 52, claims to have hit a hole in one on hole 6, doesn't know what exactly what he's got himself into but goes with the flow

  • @kingshacklebolt
    @kingshacklebolt 7 лет назад +954

    Chuck has the "I'm still calling the police" haircut.

  • @kevooohmygawd9578
    @kevooohmygawd9578 4 года назад +163

    He looks like he screams at his dog whenever he gets drunk

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 3 года назад +13

      "Why can't you ever amount to Anything!?"

    • @SophieBailey-f6m
      @SophieBailey-f6m 11 месяцев назад

      Woefully underrated comment

  • @79goldmaster1
    @79goldmaster1 8 лет назад +491

    I believe the guy owns the shop. Probably bowls every week, drives a fancy SUV, has 2 kids, divorced, and is trying to date one of the girls.

    • @theannouncerdad
      @theannouncerdad 7 лет назад +48

      79goldmaster1 guaranteed he beats his wife and voted for Trump.

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 7 лет назад +4

      LOL

    • @beyondonethousand
      @beyondonethousand 7 лет назад +24

      Charles Hines
      He is an elitist and voted for that heifer Hillary. If he voted for Trump he'd be in a real man's barbershop. You'd probably go to this cathouse.

    • @chuckhamilton2307
      @chuckhamilton2307 7 лет назад +4

      Fuck you guys

    • @79goldmaster1
      @79goldmaster1 7 лет назад +9

      Chuck, is that you ??

  • @williejamehufff3125
    @williejamehufff3125 7 лет назад +66

    "Janet here is going to give you one of our complimentary reach arounds with our patented Jack Black massage oil"

  • @lorenzovegar
    @lorenzovegar 3 года назад +193

    We getting a Chuck and Tammy 10th year anniversary reunion ??!??

  • @GhostRuffle
    @GhostRuffle 6 лет назад +90

    anyone else still here??? this is the best unintentional asmr out there

    • @Uncl3Dolan
      @Uncl3Dolan 5 лет назад +2

      Most def my brother I watch this nearly every day.

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 5 лет назад

      Same here

    • @javibarmor87
      @javibarmor87 5 лет назад

      Jay Caldwell we might be

    • @tamaraprice5388
      @tamaraprice5388 5 лет назад +1

      Ghost Ruffle I watch this several times at night, every night....gives me tingles watching the neck and hand massage, and neck shaving

    • @db0857
      @db0857 5 лет назад

      Same here

  • @Henry-rd7eg
    @Henry-rd7eg 7 лет назад +292

    Rocky's long lost brother pebble

  • @bucksboyblue
    @bucksboyblue Год назад +154

    "The way you're going to apply the hair gel to your hair is to put some in your hands, rub your hands together and apply it to your hair". Thanks Tammy, I'd never have figured that out on my own!

    • @brianwatson3581
      @brianwatson3581 Год назад +3

      GOOD CATCH!!! LMAO! 😂

    • @angel.rios90
      @angel.rios90 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @zephead4835
      @zephead4835 Год назад +6

      The only other way to do it would be squeeze the product directly out of the tube and onto the scalp.

    • @33lollapalooza
      @33lollapalooza Год назад +5

      "The way I'm cutting your hair is a scissor over comb technique" lol

    • @imusama1876
      @imusama1876 10 месяцев назад +3

      My favorite part of the video lmao

  • @jzf6458
    @jzf6458 5 лет назад +99

    Still has his old high school Letterman jacket & puts it on when he gets drunk on weekends.

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 года назад +15

      And tells his teenage sons friends how far he could throw a ball back in 82, would have gone pro if not for his bad shoulder.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 4 года назад +8

      And always tells the story of how he hit a hole in one back in ‘97 and has a box of cigars in his top draw of his office desk at the second hand car dealership

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 4 года назад +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway That's probably true Hemingway.

    • @NegotiableHemingway
      @NegotiableHemingway 3 года назад +2

      @@infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 NON negotiable

    • @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295
      @infjintegrityvsnarcissism7295 3 года назад +1

      @@NegotiableHemingway and don't forget he inherited said 2nd hand car dealership from his daddy too.

  • @AndyGinny1
    @AndyGinny1 5 лет назад +69

    This thread of comments are the funniest I've ever read on the internet hands down!

  • @sunspot5
    @sunspot5 3 года назад +77

    0:28 Did this guy just say “Okay” and “That’s great” without moving his lips?

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 3 года назад +9

      Well Tammy wasn't moving her lips either, so clearly there is a conspiracy afoot here

  • @theregistermee
    @theregistermee 8 лет назад +177

    Can we get an uncut version or a new FULL video?

  • @wyattward62
    @wyattward62 2 года назад +46

    Chuck definitely came in the barber shop and was told he could get his cut for free if he let them record this promo vid, then he says “free! That’s my favorite f word”

  • @eddiemalvin
    @eddiemalvin 3 года назад +85

    One major downside to the paraffin wax treatment is that it will mask his trademark cigar and pepperoni scent.

  • @not6709
    @not6709 5 лет назад +140

    2:22 Just so she doesn't forget her name.

    • @chax2004
      @chax2004 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrVic-qu9qh
      @MrVic-qu9qh 4 года назад

      They probably tell you who your hairdresser is so then you'll just read the cards to find them.

    • @paterson90
      @paterson90 3 года назад +1

      Omg savage lol

  • @HenryJPB
    @HenryJPB 8 лет назад +207

    Chuck looks like a PGA Tour Golf player

  • @aznracerboi1
    @aznracerboi1 4 года назад +54

    Im pretty sure I've contributed 1 million out of the 4 million views for this video.

  • @Takumifujiwara1337-z5r
    @Takumifujiwara1337-z5r 5 лет назад +126

    He's definitely the coach of the losing team in his State's local tournament finals. Organizes a lot of barbecues and has a daughter called Christie.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 года назад +8

      Kristie

    • @creationlabsinc.189
      @creationlabsinc.189 2 года назад

      @@Johnbartheart potatoe patato. Who cares

    • @Beau74
      @Beau74 Год назад +2

      @@creationlabsinc.189 Don't be a buzzkill, dude

    • @Blyndtyger76
      @Blyndtyger76 Год назад

      Ha! That's how I spell my name. Christie

  • @Airbender19
    @Airbender19 6 лет назад +56

    My boy looks like hes about to take a morning jog through Philly.

  • @humboldtreads8291
    @humboldtreads8291 3 года назад +92

    When Tammy says, "Hi Chuck I'm Tammy...." The look on his face says, "Oh fuck....Tammy from high school!" 😂

    • @GeraltOfRivia99
      @GeraltOfRivia99 4 месяца назад +1

      He's looking at her like okay I remember us humping at a highschool New year's party and I cummed on the hosts mother's pillow because I pulled out

  • @Andarovin
    @Andarovin 10 лет назад +85

    Yes, I'll take the 'Sonic the hedgehog' cut please.

  • @mijles
    @mijles 7 лет назад +1844

    They both look like they were bullies in high school.

    • @user-le5uc3hw2d
      @user-le5uc3hw2d 6 лет назад +18

      mijles bullies or bullied?

    • @colec.6477
      @colec.6477 6 лет назад +6

      Lmfao

    • @mijles
      @mijles 6 лет назад +8

      bullies 8-)

    • @ashtonc1
      @ashtonc1 5 лет назад +69

      Tammy for sure was a bully. Probably isn’t laughing anymore since she’s a hairdresser now.

    • @JM-wh1lv
      @JM-wh1lv 5 лет назад +45

      @@ashtonc1 hairdresser isn't a horrible job

  • @Iswhatitis345
    @Iswhatitis345 2 месяца назад +8

    As the years go by. I always come back to chuck and Tammy

  • @NYCrazyRob
    @NYCrazyRob 7 лет назад +164

    Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinski

  • @Grah-pj1rs
    @Grah-pj1rs 5 лет назад +320

    Chuck got the “ I’m not racist I just don’t like em” haircut

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 года назад +1

      @Corvo@AZ anyone whos not white

    • @Wil401Gaming
      @Wil401Gaming 4 года назад

      @Corvo@AZ black and spanish also

    • @NhatHuyNg
      @NhatHuyNg 4 года назад +1

      @@Wil401Gaming LOL most spanish are white, moron.

  • @TheGa011
    @TheGa011 2 года назад +12

    Found this video 6 years ago can’t believe it still has me coming back after all these years

  • @edwardthatch901
    @edwardthatch901 6 лет назад +12

    She's amazing, her voice is so calm and relaxed....big hugs!!

  • @lazytownie6627
    @lazytownie6627 3 года назад +36

    Chuck with the "i don't dislike them, just don't want them around me" convertible top down haircut

  • @johnnybiggunz1141
    @johnnybiggunz1141 2 года назад +17

    Anyone here in 2022?? I found this video years ago and I enjoy so much the unintentional ASMR, And I have to keep coming back to read the comments, They're Hilarious 😂 😆😆🤣🤣

  • @purpleminion6290
    @purpleminion6290 8 лет назад +183

    Do we really need step by step instruction on how to apply hair gel?

    • @orlanskimer
      @orlanskimer 5 лет назад +24

      Step 1. Put a little bit in your hands
      Step 2. Rub your hands together
      Step 3. Apply to your hair

    • @Muahaha651
      @Muahaha651 5 лет назад +8

      Orlando Mendez shit i was always doing it backwards

    • @jamessamos7543
      @jamessamos7543 5 лет назад +1

      @@Muahaha651 Thats gold Jerry Gold!

    • @Muahaha651
      @Muahaha651 5 лет назад

      james samos ahh good ol Seinfeld

  • @bigst05
    @bigst05 6 месяцев назад +7

    Chuck your hair hasn’t moved in 46 years but today I’m applying Jack black texture cream.

  • @noeltierney1884
    @noeltierney1884 4 года назад +84

    Tammy is secretly hoping Chuck will rescue her from the trailer park and live the American dream

  • @indazone1
    @indazone1 6 лет назад +192

    I bet he’s a manager that says “Think Outside The Box” on a daily basis.

  • @harveyblandon9673
    @harveyblandon9673 4 года назад +113

    Say what you want about chuck, but his hairline has not staggered

    • @frankvonfrauner
      @frankvonfrauner 4 года назад +25

      It's glorious. Everything about this video is mocked and roasted except for the thickness and impressiveness of Chuck's mane

    • @lalogoat949
      @lalogoat949 3 года назад +4

      Im 21 and goin bald already smh

  • @jhz614
    @jhz614 3 года назад +28

    Oh thank God! Never would’ve figured out how to use the Jack Black texture cream. Great tutorial!

  • @TheZerokool187
    @TheZerokool187 6 лет назад +93

    “ I want the bada bing look “

    • @markg.4246
      @markg.4246 5 лет назад

      That’s more hilarious than the one I already said was hilarious!!

    • @TheZerokool187
      @TheZerokool187 4 года назад

      Mark G. ?