i sent this to my english teacher as an assignment

[@lucascoolguy200yt5]

i'd rather shave my beard

[@absent_sucks]

@@lucascoolguy200yt5 stfu noob

[@Flightkitten]

@@absent_sucks the

[@sypwer]

English teacher? I mean to be fair this *was* english.

[@ConduitOfStars]

I love the bill wurtz inspiration! (and few quotes lol)

[@itzharpsichord]

It's sad. I'm sad

[@ConduitOfStars]

@@itzharpsichord "You could make a religion out of this" (I know it's not in this video I just like the quote lol)

[@absent_sucks]

@@ConduitOfStars NOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT IT

[@ConduitOfStars]

@@absent_sucks LOL,,, we should make shaving our piano a relgion starting now...

[@-minushyphen1two379]

I can’t believe I recognized the piece playing from around 0:45 to 2:25 - it’s the Fig Leaf Rag by Scott Joplin, composer of the Maple Leaf Rag and The Entertainer. Nice to see a fellow Joplin fan recommended by the algorithm!

[@absent_sucks]

we apes strong together.

[@prestensualt]

I would like to call this "piano shavery"

[@EranB]

company name:
PianoScape

[@absent_sucks]

@@EranB genius

[@NotLegallyAGeologist]

we need to talk about your pianos

[@Unknow_Stickman]

My piano must be depressed : I haven't played it in years and never shaved it.

[@Generic-Internet-User666]

So I've been taking care of my piano the wrong way this whole time, thankfully I am enlightened and now know the truth

[@noisetide]

My piano still needs some tuning, but thanks for the offer. I already shaved it myself yesterday.

[@thelastunderscore1491]

Needs more views. This is gonna be very unpopular and then suddenly go to 3 million views like- 4 years from now

[@MasterChief-nw6dz]

bro sees the future

[@absent_sucks]

@@thelastunderscore1491im completely fine with how much this video has grown already but that would be cool

[@demidekeractbagel999]

i was here hello people some time around 9 years in the future!

[@t_qv5]

i think i enjoyed this advertisement too much
i now have a piano

[@3DperspectiveJS]

I’m calling immediately! We can’t have any sad pianos, that just won’t do

[@LawnFunk]

poetry

[@seeriously001]

don’t got a piano but you’ve sold me on it

[@shreychaudhary4477]

I love dust bunnies!

[@Markplaysgames.]

This feels like an old CPG Gray video

[@ioanacitre7804]

Oh, man! All that chaos that surrounds you! "Din haos, Doamne, ne-am născut și ne-om intoarce-n haos!"

[@absent_sucks]

@@ioanacitre7804 nah its just part of the aesthetic

[@absent_sucks]

my grade was 10

[@leonsio1311]

That's great, I hope you value it the same as I do.

[@le_plankton]

i see the strong bill wurtz inspiration (and borrowed quotes)

[@thekiwiflare]

i like your style

[@Ay1n-al3ph]

bro got that quirkology bg music

[@unoatlarep2.0]

THE NEW BILL WURTZ

[@absent_sucks]

@@unoatlarep2.0 nah bro bill wurtz is unrivaled

[@kaptusia]

remember to shave your piano every morning guys

[@PhilipOrlinski]

incredible

[@The-official-grindel]

PLEASE let us know what you get

[@absent_sucks]

@@The-official-grindel i got a 10

[@manget8553]

Hmmmmmm.... are potatoes tasty when they're raw

[@wydua]

0:03 what's behind that door

[@absent_sucks]

@@wydua yes

[@wydua]

​@@absent_suckswill you open them if you reach 500 subs?

[@drkclshr]

The bodies of the people who left their piano unshaved

[@absent_sucks]

@@drkclshr you will be next

[@Deathnotefan97]

Did you get an A on the assignment?

[@absent_sucks]

@@Deathnotefan97 10

[@NotRelatedPL]

I'm actually curious what grade you've got

[@XNinja1005]

that is actually so funny

[@meowz4days]

What did your English teacher give you for this

[@GeraldoThe3rd]

But did you get a good mark though

[@absent_sucks]

@@GeraldoThe3rd yes

[@unawarenastalgic]

good vid

[@necafegold]

wtf was the assignment

[@absent_sucks]

@@necafegold an ad for a business idea

[@ddeevviiaanntt]

@@absent_sucks did you pass

[@ProSureString]

lmao

[@ehehenhe]

Look xaw sad it is :(

[@bread_step]

W