I literally had no idea about the gameplay until a few weeks ago. I see the pre lobby flirting more than the actual gameplay when the game has been out for years.
I literally get on valorant when I’m on horrible losing streaks in other games and spread my misery around. And even then somehow an edating duo can give me even more cancer. Truly a game of all time.
Thanks for making this Greed I hope this video does well for you. If you could make another video more on why you hate the game showing how easy it is to climb the ladder you'd probably get a few girl friends and signed to a pro team
3:31 I fkin died here. Imagine asking how your day's been in a VALORANT. It's almost the same as asking an overwatch player how your girlfriend's doing. Maybe too far, but you got my point.
I got a 7-day MM ban in cs this week and downloaded it. It couldn’t possibly be as bad as it is portrayed right? Nah it is. Getting 40 kills every game genuinely isn’t worth it.
So I'm told Paris and Frankfurt servers are the last ones still standing on the remains of 'sanity'. Wish me luck bois, gonna dive in and test that theory tonight.
Booted up my old account, donned my hazmat suit, dove into this septic tank. What do you know, supposedly the most casual mode - spike rush - is legit always full of "daddy this", "mommy that", "her underwear", "im in her" etc. Every other game there's someone who starts moaning into the mic and then gets encouraged by the rest of the team; dafuq, is this a dating app? Now I know why they made it so easy to mute everyone. Then you have 30-somethings who still live in their mom's basement, haven't hit puberty and force the 'deep' voice. Can't even play the game without someone going horny, and who tf am I even initiating with my utility for anyway if the entire team is busy making suspicious head motions near the crotch area of each other back in our spawn? It's either that, or you align yourself before the barrier drops, and someone just rushes in to bend over in front of you... And a 'step above' - swiftplay - is _barely_ better, just barely, but only because it doesn't have the 'sweatorbs' that make people throw utility management out the window, and you can actually buy the guns you want. God help you if you have a skin though, expect to see lots of suspicious head motions near your crotch area (it's like a huge reversed-prison simulator) as a signal to 'gib skin plx'. Some people use human language to say that they want the skin - they should find a more sane game. The rest will throw "uwu daddy" and at that point it's just a competition of which team has fewer edaters in that match. There's still unrated, but it's a 50/50 - could be the same shit mentioned above, but could also be a semi decent game. But do you want to gamble and subject yourself to roughly an hour of this? Didn't have the patience to go ranked; maps changed, agents changed, lots of time has passed, I don't want to throw someone's games. There are no ship wars but probably because people can't help but hit on everything that moves. Heck, even that's not true since they're getting... creative with the enemy corpses after the fancy finishers take place. Wtf, is the game designed with that idea in mind? I don't mind shitting on the enemy team a little bit, but this is just straight xRodent material. And the game's what, 3 years old - don't people get tired of doing this? It's probably the consequence of agents deploying to missions in their pajamas instead of proper tac gear, mixed with a sizeable portion of teens in lobbies. Man, I miss cs 1.6, can't wait for cs2. Watched the latest cs videos, saw dust2 in them, hit my nostalgia nerve hard... Anyway, this is Paris and Frankfurt. I'd argue Paris is a tiny bit better, don't know why. There are very few people still holding the 'sanity' together, but they're so few and far between. Unless someone releases some full-anime-uwu-unreal-engine-hero-shooter, Valorant isn't gonna get cleansed anytime soon.
the reason valorant players have a lower headshot % is mostly from how its calculated. In csgo (as far as im aware, and what google told me), your hs% is calculated as % of kills finished by a headshot. In valorant your hs percentage is calculated as headshots / total bullets that hit enemies. Bursting and killing the enemy with your 2nd to 5th or so bullet with a headshot doesn't lower your hs% in cs, it does in valorant if some of the earlier bullets hit.
Tbf you only see this behaviour eu in low elo, I've only gotten back into val cause of a friend and its just a cesspool of people who couldn't make it in cs. Also about the hs% thing, val calculates that based on hits and not kills which us retarded imo
This is only like NA. SEA servers and EU servers are not like this. EU has alot of toxic people and here is SEA the most toxic is either indonesian people or vietnam people
I am probably not the first person to say this but i agree with every point that youve made in your video and enjoyed it quite a lot, but I don't think you realize how high a 60% headshot is in csgo, most PROS dont even have a 60 hs. Headshot kill percent, on the other hand, is different, where in val, i don't believe that it is a stat as opposed to csgo
I love Valorant for the gunplay, skins kill sounds etc, but I hate this side of it. However as a normal player you don’t run into these fuckwads very much from my experience but then again there isn’t many women in radiant
Cs content is just so much better, furiousss haix, Nadeking, dima wallhacks, greed, this is just the tip of the ice berg and valorant content is just so bad not just in comparison but in general. 8:12 Also it is much MUCH harder to keep a high hs % in val Bc of all the bs, an insane amount of flashes smokes, walls, stuns updrafting jetts, blastpacking razes flying at u at 100 mph, garbage maps like icebox which have so many vertical angles, it’s a lot easier imo to keep a high hs% in cs since it’s a lot more simple and focused on mechanics and the maps are MOSTLY flatter
From personal experience: It's a bunch of people screeching about how bad everyone is. Some trolls and then some people that make light conversation and are actually nice and type things like "Nice Try" after you fail an ace and stuff like that. Oh and kids, lots of kids. I don't think it's a bad game personally. It's pretty fun. Not great at it, but it's pretty fun.
Valorant community is prob the worst. But in terms of HS%, cs only counts the kill shot, so it’s way higher, Val counts every bullet, so if you hit 3 body shots then a hs, your at 25% But in cs you’re at 100%
That whole low speech, just teetering on the edge of mumbling actually annoys me. If I’ve learned nothing else from my father, at the very least he’s taught me to speak up, speak with confidence, even if you’re anything but confident. Fake it until you make it!
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
Bro this is all na and east asia and oceania bs in EU servers you can't even understand what they are saying and this is the cringe part of the community. Trust
Maybe it’s good that valorant exists, it keeps these sorts of degenerates away from the rest of the gaming community.
^^^^
I literally had no idea about the gameplay until a few weeks ago. I see the pre lobby flirting more than the actual gameplay when the game has been out for years.
I literally get on valorant when I’m on horrible losing streaks in other games and spread my misery around. And even then somehow an edating duo can give me even more cancer. Truly a game of all time.
hs% in val is done by damage instances not kills, so 63% of his hits are hs
Ahhhh this makes FAR more sense.
Imagine a valorant player touching grass...
(Never happened before)
I am a valorant player but this video is hilarious. No one is like this on EU ranked lobbies tho from my experience.
Thanks for making this Greed I hope this video does well for you. If you could make another video more on why you hate the game showing how easy it is to climb the ladder you'd probably get a few girl friends and signed to a pro team
here comes the tornadoes of egirls and couples and eboys
3:31 I fkin died here. Imagine asking how your day's been in a VALORANT. It's almost the same as asking an overwatch player how your girlfriend's doing. Maybe too far, but you got my point.
"Oh dude unlucky man, hope you find a cure one day" W AHAHAHAH
ive never fucking laughed at a video this much ever i fucking love this man
I got a 7-day MM ban in cs this week and downloaded it. It couldn’t possibly be as bad as it is portrayed right? Nah it is. Getting 40 kills every game genuinely isn’t worth it.
Greed should boot up valorant and troll some fatherless children, I would pay to see that
6:20 everyone had to scratch their head after that
valorant is just counterstrike players being forced to interact with women
based, it looks like the mercy e girl duos moved over to val
So I'm told Paris and Frankfurt servers are the last ones still standing on the remains of 'sanity'. Wish me luck bois, gonna dive in and test that theory tonight.
Booted up my old account, donned my hazmat suit, dove into this septic tank. What do you know, supposedly the most casual mode - spike rush - is legit always full of "daddy this", "mommy that", "her underwear", "im in her" etc. Every other game there's someone who starts moaning into the mic and then gets encouraged by the rest of the team; dafuq, is this a dating app? Now I know why they made it so easy to mute everyone. Then you have 30-somethings who still live in their mom's basement, haven't hit puberty and force the 'deep' voice. Can't even play the game without someone going horny, and who tf am I even initiating with my utility for anyway if the entire team is busy making suspicious head motions near the crotch area of each other back in our spawn? It's either that, or you align yourself before the barrier drops, and someone just rushes in to bend over in front of you... And a 'step above' - swiftplay - is _barely_ better, just barely, but only because it doesn't have the 'sweatorbs' that make people throw utility management out the window, and you can actually buy the guns you want. God help you if you have a skin though, expect to see lots of suspicious head motions near your crotch area (it's like a huge reversed-prison simulator) as a signal to 'gib skin plx'. Some people use human language to say that they want the skin - they should find a more sane game. The rest will throw "uwu daddy" and at that point it's just a competition of which team has fewer edaters in that match.
There's still unrated, but it's a 50/50 - could be the same shit mentioned above, but could also be a semi decent game. But do you want to gamble and subject yourself to roughly an hour of this? Didn't have the patience to go ranked; maps changed, agents changed, lots of time has passed, I don't want to throw someone's games.
There are no ship wars but probably because people can't help but hit on everything that moves. Heck, even that's not true since they're getting... creative with the enemy corpses after the fancy finishers take place. Wtf, is the game designed with that idea in mind? I don't mind shitting on the enemy team a little bit, but this is just straight xRodent material. And the game's what, 3 years old - don't people get tired of doing this? It's probably the consequence of agents deploying to missions in their pajamas instead of proper tac gear, mixed with a sizeable portion of teens in lobbies.
Man, I miss cs 1.6, can't wait for cs2. Watched the latest cs videos, saw dust2 in them, hit my nostalgia nerve hard...
Anyway, this is Paris and Frankfurt. I'd argue Paris is a tiny bit better, don't know why. There are very few people still holding the 'sanity' together, but they're so few and far between. Unless someone releases some full-anime-uwu-unreal-engine-hero-shooter, Valorant isn't gonna get cleansed anytime soon.
3:32 listen to this part at 100% volume
weapons used to destroy a country, tik tok + valorant.
These tiktoks make me feel like I've been lobotomized when im supposed laugh at these terrible punchlines
the reason valorant players have a lower headshot % is mostly from how its calculated. In csgo (as far as im aware, and what google told me), your hs% is calculated as % of kills finished by a headshot. In valorant your hs percentage is calculated as headshots / total bullets that hit enemies. Bursting and killing the enemy with your 2nd to 5th or so bullet with a headshot doesn't lower your hs% in cs, it does in valorant if some of the earlier bullets hit.
They are hopeless.
I promise you this is not the entire val community. You only really find these people in low ranked/unrated/spike rush/swiftplay in NA.
you have grown really quickly in subs recently and that makes me very happy :D
Based comment. 1 testosterone out of 1
Tbf you only see this behaviour eu in low elo, I've only gotten back into val cause of a friend and its just a cesspool of people who couldn't make it in cs.
Also about the hs% thing, val calculates that based on hits and not kills which us retarded imo
3:35 NAHH BRO I TEARED UP THAT SHIT IS CANCER AHAHAHAH WTF
CLIMB THE VALORANT LADDER I WILL WATCH
This is only like NA. SEA servers and EU servers are not like this. EU has alot of toxic people and here is SEA the most toxic is either indonesian people or vietnam people
this video was fucking gold T-T
I am probably not the first person to say this but i agree with every point that youve made in your video and enjoyed it quite a lot, but I don't think you realize how high a 60% headshot is in csgo, most PROS dont even have a 60 hs. Headshot kill percent, on the other hand, is different, where in val, i don't believe that it is a stat as opposed to csgo
this game is actually very hard, not because the game it self is hard but because its so easy that every one can be a god
I love Valorant for the gunplay, skins kill sounds etc, but I hate this side of it. However as a normal player you don’t run into these fuckwads very much from my experience but then again there isn’t many women in radiant
greed i love you so much, this is exactly what i need to HATE gaylorant even more.
Val players are like a war crime it just kills you and ur brain cells
I can't believe you made us sit through this lmao I didn't know it was THIS BAD
valorant players try not to be weird when theres a woman in the lobby challenge (impossible)
I don't think I could have said it better
Cs content is just so much better, furiousss haix, Nadeking, dima wallhacks, greed, this is just the tip of the ice berg and valorant content is just so bad not just in comparison but in general.
8:12 Also it is much MUCH harder to keep a high hs % in val Bc of all the bs, an insane amount of flashes smokes, walls, stuns updrafting jetts, blastpacking razes flying at u at 100 mph, garbage maps like icebox which have so many vertical angles, it’s a lot easier imo to keep a high hs% in cs since it’s a lot more simple and focused on mechanics and the maps are MOSTLY flatter
Plus val players can’t aim which is why they play val so they can play cringe agents like killjoy or viper to get kills without skills
first 10 seconds in, im sorry for the valorant community.
the most painful content to watch is Valorant tik tok, I just can't
idk what rizz is
And than you have players like Jiyu in valorant XD.
all the comments on the tiktoks are all so cringe too i cant do this
The one positive of valorant is the esports community. People who take the game seriously
From personal experience: It's a bunch of people screeching about how bad everyone is. Some trolls and then some people that make light conversation and are actually nice and type things like "Nice Try" after you fail an ace and stuff like that. Oh and kids, lots of kids. I don't think it's a bad game personally. It's pretty fun. Not great at it, but it's pretty fun.
i havent touched valorant ever since it bricked my pc
Valorant demands extra chromosomes to properly appreciate its "intricacies"
Yes. Please make a video / video series / stream going from unranked to radiant, you have to shit talk every game about how CS is better though😂
This is the worst csgo clone ever. btw you had that unspoken rizz to get all the hate comments. just wait for them
mommy
Valorant community is prob the worst. But in terms of HS%, cs only counts the kill shot, so it’s way higher, Val counts every bullet, so if you hit 3 body shots then a hs, your at 25%
But in cs you’re at 100%
i cant stand the game or the people that play it but i still play it.
That whole low speech, just teetering on the edge of mumbling actually annoys me. If I’ve learned nothing else from my father, at the very least he’s taught me to speak up, speak with confidence, even if you’re anything but confident. Fake it until you make it!
valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
Bro this is all na and east asia and oceania bs in EU servers you can't even understand what they are saying and this is the cringe part of the community. Trust
63% be rate is high cause of the awfull hun play in the game
"gun"
ur playing the wrong val play on eu and it's way different besides the london server
cringe game = good game
bro rly ran out of ideas and started making tiktok reactions ☠
Damn fucking right