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  • Russia announces it will leave the International Space Station, and the pope issues an apology to Canada’s Indigenous people. #DailyShow #Comedy #TrevorNoah
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  • @bananabanana484
    @bananabanana484 Год назад +1860

    “Sorry is nice, but money goes a long way.” - Trevor Noah, 2022

    • @coconutandcaviar
      @coconutandcaviar Год назад +17

      This really needs to be on a tshirt for The Daily Show merch

    • @ricksanchez9798
      @ricksanchez9798 Год назад +2

      Yep, and that's exactly the mentality that makes sell outs so spineless...... they'd sell their own mothers for a fortune....

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Год назад +9

      Germany gives Israel compensation for WWII. Japan can't even say "sorry". In a few more years they won't even need to show anyone money (any surviving comfort women would be dead at that point).

    • @andethidialbubabibub3261
      @andethidialbubabibub3261 Год назад +1

      That's how he acts now.. Money alone is what counts..
      Remember how he started?

    • @sea_triscuit7980
      @sea_triscuit7980 Год назад +2

      @@andethidialbubabibub3261 can you just not? Thank you... I mean what's the point of your comment?

  • @PeterSaintLuce
    @PeterSaintLuce Год назад +582

    “Didn’t your dad drive a truck like that?”, PRICELESS, insult to injury 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 Год назад +21

      It pained me when I heard a woman in the audience say "really?!"

    • @PhenomResurrections08
      @PhenomResurrections08 Год назад +9

      I legit spat out my drink when he dropped that line so unexpectedly when it felt like the bit was on the wind down. 🤣

    • @GregPentecost
      @GregPentecost Год назад

      BRUTAL!!! 🤣

    • @Bigcountry561
      @Bigcountry561 Год назад

      she lost her father my guess

    • @MukoroJr
      @MukoroJr Год назад

      @@shadowprince4482 oh really?🤣🥹😂

  • @bulelanizonke981
    @bulelanizonke981 Год назад +131

    "Can we have our diamonds back?", I felt that😭😭🇿🇦

    • @MusehanaH
      @MusehanaH Год назад +8

      The Cullinan...one of the biggest and if not the biggest diamond in the world. Absolutely no shame in parading looted jewels 🧐

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Год назад +3

      @@MusehanaH None (shame) .

  • @bjbresulla
    @bjbresulla Год назад +293

    I love the woman in the audience that said "really" when Trevor ask if his father drove a truck like that. She was really buying into the bit.

    • @nerdocalypse
      @nerdocalypse Год назад +21

      I went back and re-watched it to hear the audience member... so great.

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... Год назад +16

      That was awesome... because I thought the same thing!!!

    • @zaximusprime5535
      @zaximusprime5535 Год назад

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that! XD

    • @tridachia
      @tridachia Год назад +1

      I thought she was saying "Really?!?" like, "Did Trevor really say something so mean?"

    • @tomarnold7284
      @tomarnold7284 Год назад

      @@tridachia I thought the same.

  • @cyberbullyssb2870
    @cyberbullyssb2870 Год назад +1528

    This was the best traffic segment ever. Great show all around. Roy's range and wind up had me rolling

    • @ikickedakitten
      @ikickedakitten Год назад +3

      100%

    • @orlandomoltar
      @orlandomoltar Год назад +5

      The dark part was interesting since I was expecting them to bring out a choco taco and be ok

    • @adventofnull
      @adventofnull Год назад +8

      Hi Willie, it's Eric.
      Please don't talk to me on a Wendy's Drive-through. Or at all. Thanks.

    • @evawissenz4514
      @evawissenz4514 Год назад +1

      Oh I love this traffic thing so so much. Roy Wood Jr. is amazing!

    • @MukoroJr
      @MukoroJr Год назад

      What was funny was the father part😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @Chainsaw-ASMR
    @Chainsaw-ASMR Год назад +2005

    Can’t get enough Roy Wood jr’s segments. It basically 5 minutes of on point stand up comedy hidden in a talk show and I Am Here For It.

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Год назад +34

      And it's FREE!! Ain't that sumthin'!!!?!! 🥰

    • @SuperMyckie
      @SuperMyckie Год назад +4

      Naa.. he's stand up is boring really.. better with these compressed daily show moments

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 Год назад +4

      Those segments always tap a funny bone. Truth & weird pain included lllol

    • @nar0nx
      @nar0nx Год назад +8

      That's the main reason I even watch these segments! Roy Wood Jr. is amazing!

    • @senlaidor4927
      @senlaidor4927 Год назад +1

      True

  • @reneedaniel2881
    @reneedaniel2881 Год назад +136

    As a Navajo I am grateful to the Pope for his apology, acknowledgement is a step towards healing.🙏🏽

    • @MrCab236
      @MrCab236 Год назад

      Did the natives ever make peace with eachother

    • @id10t98
      @id10t98 Год назад +17

      @@MrCab236 have any humans?

    • @nkrao6276
      @nkrao6276 Год назад +7

      “Sorry is nice, but money goes a long way.” - Trevor Noah, 2022

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Год назад +3

      Walk in beauty @Renee.

    • @eb94499
      @eb94499 Год назад +1

      Reparations show sincerity

  • @MightyMezzo
    @MightyMezzo Год назад +189

    “The number one manufacturer of atheists.” 😂😂😂

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Год назад +17

      It's true. That and adults who apologize too much, feeling guilty for anytime they breathe.

    • @ricksanchez9798
      @ricksanchez9798 Год назад +4

      @@Gildedmuse the mark of a truly spineless coward........"don't apologize, bad people should get what's coming to them".......

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor Год назад +25

      Main reason I'm atheist is I've read the Bible.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse Год назад

      @@ricksanchez9798 Oh, haha, I just realized: you think I'm being sarcastic, don't you?
      No, no. I'm one of THOSE losers. Catholicism has made me an atheist most surely, but it's also guarantee I will forever feel guilty about every single thing I do! Bad or not!
      Still, better than my dad. One of thirteen and used to run behind the "bug sprayer" for fun with his friends. I mean, at least I'm actually sorry for what my ex-religion has done (and not actively giving myself super-bug-cancer probably.)

    • @kingspina1781
      @kingspina1781 Год назад +9

      @@TheNefastor right? I’m atheist and people are like read the Bible it make you a believer . Ok read Bible , how can anyone belive the stuff in this book?

  • @berylman
    @berylman Год назад +442

    Roy Wood Jr. talking about the nostalgia of Chaco Tacos brought me to tears of laughter

    • @chayoto
      @chayoto Год назад +7

      Laughing through my tears too.

    • @brianbresson2237
      @brianbresson2237 Год назад +1

      @LakehuntistCool is there a contest for most repetitive post I missed?

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 Год назад +1

      That's the version they're discontinuing here in the Midwest... The Chaco Taco.

    • @TheSWolfe
      @TheSWolfe Год назад

      I had forgotten about Flintstones Push-Ups. Now I miss those, too!

    • @TheSWolfe
      @TheSWolfe Год назад

      Plus the squeegee sound push-ups made as you did your best to get every last bit!

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 Год назад +351

    To apologize is a sign of strength. To cower from that responsibility is abject weakness.

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 Год назад +3

      True.

    • @vancegilmore245
      @vancegilmore245 Год назад +7

      Oh yeah, sure. Commit heinous atrocities for centuries, then apologize for it long after the victims and perpetrators are dead all while insisting one's message is true. Strength through deception and crime!

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 Год назад +2

      @@The_Real_Mier Tanks for looking it up. I hate animal cruelty and have reported the account! 👍It's lakehuntist epic. Please help remove it! Thank you all! ❤

    • @josechavez2521
      @josechavez2521 Год назад +3

      @@vancegilmore245 How many nations did exactly the same thing the catholic church apologized for? Spain refused to apologize to Latin America for over 500 years of conquering and killing Native Americans.

    • @cameronsitton501
      @cameronsitton501 Год назад +2

      @@josechavez2521 I'm confused. You're saying "well the catholics weren't the ONLY ones who committed cultural and/or literal genocide, but at least they're apologizing for it."

  • @henryholden4052
    @henryholden4052 Год назад +69

    Roy showing off all the emotions in 30 seconds. I salute you sir!

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Год назад +3

      Roy's just the best.

  • @OverworkedITGuy
    @OverworkedITGuy Год назад +234

    The best part is that you can tell a lot of Roy's segment was totally adlibbed stand-up. Because Trevor is just sincerely balled up laughing.
    Also mad props to both Trevor and Roy for keeping it going and reacting perfectly to each other's adlibs.

    • @wait...what...
      @wait...what... Год назад +15

      I wouldn't say it was totally adlibbed, but I would say, I don't think Trevor gets to see a lot of the material beforehand to make his reactions genuine. And it's just beautiful!

    • @tridachia
      @tridachia Год назад +2

      @@wait...what... Someone said Costa keeps a few lines from Trevor to surprise him so Roy probably does the same thing.

  • @Cinnuhminn
    @Cinnuhminn Год назад +226

    Roy's part was really great. Going from a Choco Taco rant to instant depression!

    • @JamesOutonBond
      @JamesOutonBond Год назад +5

      @LakehuntistCool bot

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Год назад +5

      It's basically a natural symbiotic circle, u get nostalgic from the Choco Taco then u cure the depression w ice cream for 2 mins before getting nostalgic again cuz it was the last Choco Taco 😭

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 Год назад

      @LakehuntistCool You're a horrible human being! Promoting animal cruelty! That video of the cat is disgusting! You're reported!

  • @TreyMcDonaldAnimator
    @TreyMcDonaldAnimator Год назад +143

    Roy I swear can make me laugh until I cry, this might've been one of this best "traffic reports" so far. I'ma pour our a cold one on behalf of his dad and that Choco Taco.

  • @pquach00
    @pquach00 Год назад +2

    It takes a lot to own up to one's mistakes and to seek forgiveness, yet it takes much more to forgive. Agreed that the real heroes here are the indigenous people.

  • @NovaWarrior77
    @NovaWarrior77 Год назад +339

    Putting aside his fathers' passing, Roy was spittin' facts about the ice cream actually.

    • @stantonboatman346
      @stantonboatman346 Год назад +3

      So true! Like a legit mirror to what’s really happening!

    • @stantonboatman346
      @stantonboatman346 Год назад +8

      @LakehuntistCool it most definitely is not lol

    • @MiaMcKim1
      @MiaMcKim1 Год назад +7

      ChocoTaco was indeed TOTAL TRASH. I always begged my mom to get us one as kids because they LOOKED like they’d be amazing, thankfully she never wasted her hard earned single mom money on one for us. Little did she know it would have ONLY TAKEN ONE ☝️ to make me NEVER ASK HER AGAIN. They tasted like stale soggy waffle cone filled with half-rate economy ice cream. It was horrible.

    • @NovaWarrior77
      @NovaWarrior77 Год назад +1

      @@MiaMcKim1 this belongs on a reddit thread

  • @RabidRedRacoon
    @RabidRedRacoon Год назад +121

    Sorry i shed a tear when Roy mentioned he misses his father , I missed mine even after 3 years since his passing

    • @5DNRG
      @5DNRG Год назад +16

      Still miss my Dad after 30+ years...💙

    • @h3artands0uLL
      @h3artands0uLL Год назад +7

      ❤️‍🩹 condolences to you both

    • @TehOvermind
      @TehOvermind Год назад +8

      Lost mine a bit under a year ago. That part got to me too.

    • @lindadickerson369
      @lindadickerson369 Год назад

      @@TehOvermind ⁹

    • @rianamohamed300
      @rianamohamed300 Год назад +5

      Keep strong everyone.

  • @calculatedspaces
    @calculatedspaces Год назад +57

    “A crown without jewels is just a hat.” So.True. 😎

  • @salissoumamanmijitapha6777
    @salissoumamanmijitapha6777 Год назад +34

    Guys, I cannot tell you how much I laughed when Roy suddenly remembered his father and Trevor's "adding fuel to the fire" made me roll on the floor laughing 🤣

  • @milantoth6246
    @milantoth6246 Год назад +237

    As a Catholic who is invested in indigenous rights, I love what Pope Francis has done and is doing. My only fear is who his successor will be. If he won't be a reformer like him, the Church will lose A LOT.

    • @reneedaniel2881
      @reneedaniel2881 Год назад +20

      As a Navajo, thank you for your work ❤️

    • @drextrey
      @drextrey Год назад +14

      It's already lost, like any other religions in the world, it's outdated and soon to be abandoned. Less people believed in any religion.

    • @bunnyhop5483
      @bunnyhop5483 Год назад

      Ew you’re a Catholic? Why ?

    • @madprole5361
      @madprole5361 Год назад

      It's like ancient global terrorist organizations are a bad thing or something.

    • @kliersheed
      @kliersheed Год назад +6

      @@drextrey true. its the third wheel of society and we dont even ride bikes anymore.

  • @darrylcarnell9976
    @darrylcarnell9976 Год назад +255

    I haven't seen everything Roy Wood Jr did, but from the ton of stuff I have seen I think that was his best performance ever.
    Give that man an Emmy for that.
    (If not for that, then "fo th' cult-chure").

    • @HeartBreakBonez
      @HeartBreakBonez Год назад +9

      I swear. I usually don't think he's that funny but tonight was hilarious!

    • @Ganjaz
      @Ganjaz Год назад +1

      i was laughting for minutes after it ended hahahahaha

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 Год назад +1

      @LakehuntistCool Promoting animal cruelty! Disgusting! Shame on you!

  • @MarcStouferIII
    @MarcStouferIII Год назад +118

    This is becoming a sitcom in the middle of a news show, and I love it

    • @youtubegarbage7876
      @youtubegarbage7876 Год назад

      If you think this is a news show you are stupider than you look

  • @daricsztajer792
    @daricsztajer792 Год назад +60

    You guys have been on fire since you came back from hiatus. I don´t know what you did, Trevor, but your deliveries are tighter and you seem more confident with the audience. Great stuff.

  • @ThatBlackPiano
    @ThatBlackPiano Год назад +3

    “Imagine you’re crying and I’m gone!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @bw13579_
    @bw13579_ Год назад +167

    TREVOR MAKE THE HEADLINES SO MUCH FUN, WITH HIS GREAT SENCE OF HUMOR 😂

  • @MichaelHaneline
    @MichaelHaneline Год назад +22

    The ISS currently consists of Canada, Japan, the Russian Federation, the United States, and eleven Member States of the European Space Agency (Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom)

    • @ghill88
      @ghill88 Год назад

      I suspect that Russia is running low on finances. The Oligarchs, led by Putin "the richest", have pillaged the resources and prime business interests to the bone. How sad so much potential frittered away.

    • @garhull11
      @garhull11 Год назад +4

      Yes, but they have to do things like that, otherwise the joke wouldn't work

    • @vorlon81
      @vorlon81 Год назад +1

      Ah all white and that 1 token asian 😉

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Год назад

      The point was no black. Ever one you list are I believe white. Thanks for that information 👍 🙂 😀 😊

    • @MichaelHaneline
      @MichaelHaneline Год назад +1

      @@denisehenry3427 my comment was not meant as an argument, but as an elaboration

  • @macua7258
    @macua7258 Год назад +260

    This is great development in the Catholic church. I hope whoever Francis' successor would be would continue taking strides to acknowledge the Catholic church's wrong doings. Kudos to the Pope!

    • @AmericanTeacher-USA
      @AmericanTeacher-USA Год назад +5

      PAY the affected families reparations!
      Give some land!

    • @josechavez2521
      @josechavez2521 Год назад +12

      @@AmericanTeacher-USA Didn't you hear, they are paying.

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki Год назад +17

      @@AmericanTeacher-USAYou're mixing up something here. The catholic church is responsible for the mistreatment in its schools, nothing more. The land was taken by the government, so you should petition the government.

    • @victoriaennis5400
      @victoriaennis5400 Год назад

      ​@@HungryLoki The catholic church is responsible for more than mistreatment they have found 10,000 + Native children buried on the residential school properties. Many Natives are extremely upset about how these few elders handled the popes apology after asking for acknowledgment of what the church has done when the bodies were first discovered.

    • @X2LR8
      @X2LR8 Год назад +1

      The people need justice for Aztec human sacrafices!

  • @ronmartin7421
    @ronmartin7421 Год назад +58

    That's the most I've ever laughed during the traffic segment. The writing was top-notch (yes, many of our fondness for things is due to what it reminds us of and how it makes us feel) and Roy delivered 100%, and then some.

  • @shelleym6308
    @shelleym6308 Год назад +17

    The International Space Station also includes Canada, Japan, and 11 countries in the European Space Agency.

    • @unknown-unknown69
      @unknown-unknown69 Год назад

      Yep, but usa and Russia and esa ( European space agency) make most of it
      Which is 95%
      Russia control the engines that ensure the iss to stay in the perfect orbital line so not fall to earth or fly away in Space
      Usa Control the energy
      Europe and Canada ( Labs )
      Japan Control the store and food refrigeratos

  • @lion037
    @lion037 Год назад +21

    "A crown without jewls is just a hat." - Trevor Noah

  • @djenebasidibe468
    @djenebasidibe468 Год назад +20

    Roy could definitely play a major role in a movie in the way he pulled that off.

  • @Emma-ve3lz
    @Emma-ve3lz Год назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣 "No chooo for you..." 🤣🤣 How does one come up with lines like that.

  • @FireBirdPhoenixProductions
    @FireBirdPhoenixProductions Год назад +112

    Roy over here speaking facts right now! lol HE'S RIGHT! I miss the memories I associated with the Choco Taco

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 Год назад +4

      Yeah, 'cause the Choco Taco itself was trash. The shell was like cardboard.

    • @rolandomota7771
      @rolandomota7771 Год назад +1

      im mexican by blood and never heard of choco taco

    • @jimr9499
      @jimr9499 Год назад +1

      Choco Taco was an icon I'm my middle and high school back in the day.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 Год назад

      Yes. I remember it tasting so much better when I was younger
      I think it’s either nostalgia or they lowered the quality

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 Год назад

      @LakehuntistCool You're disgusting! That video of bullying the cat is animal cruelty! You're a psycopath in the making!

  • @edward18517
    @edward18517 Год назад +19

    "It was a'ight! It wasn't a classic-it wasn't a legendary ice cream treat."
    Trevor's face: "You dare?...YOU DARE?!"

  • @rrvisions-rickyruthejew
    @rrvisions-rickyruthejew Год назад +54

    I been advocating on this issue a whole lot... Big ups to the Pope for offering restitution to the indigenous people... It dosen't excuse what happened but it's a great step in the right direction... I'm happy for the indigenous tribes in Canada ✊🏽✌🏽👍🏽

    • @blurayne1974
      @blurayne1974 Год назад +1

      I'm glad for ALL INDIGENOUS PEOPLES.

  • @algernonwebbe
    @algernonwebbe Год назад +22

    I love seeing Trevor try to keep character while these guys tell jokes.

  • @chingscott00
    @chingscott00 Год назад +4

    "The Catholic Church, the world's #1 manufacturer of Atheists". First, that was just one of the best lines I've heard. Period. Then the news that followed is one of the most inspiring clips I've seen. This is 100% the best pope I've ever known of!

  • @ivanorozco4274
    @ivanorozco4274 Год назад +3

    Son of a gun! Roy's final bit brought a tear out of me! That was some great acting right there

  • @Filmstudent3663
    @Filmstudent3663 Год назад +11

    I love the person who can clearly be heard saying “Really!?” when Trevor asks about Roy’s dads truck 😂

  • @dixiedawnmillergoode6850
    @dixiedawnmillergoode6850 Год назад +15

    Roy, this made me almost cry. Excellent presentation today.

    • @rubendan8172
      @rubendan8172 Год назад

      Hello Dixie, how are you doing today

  • @eyeamtheomen
    @eyeamtheomen Год назад +3

    "No choo for you!" is fckn hilarious to me!😂🤣🤣

  • @Jaydoggy531
    @Jaydoggy531 Год назад +25

    "Didn't your dad drive a truck like that?" Audience: "AWWWWW" Me: "BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA"

    • @PeterSaintLuce
      @PeterSaintLuce Год назад +2

      That was the best part for me 😂😱😂😱😂🤣

    • @sen-cher
      @sen-cher Год назад +2

      It's the "really?!" In response for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VidWatcher1X
    @VidWatcher1X Год назад +24

    Astronauts from Belgium, Brazil, Canada, Denmark, France, Germany, Israel, Italy, Kazakhstan, Malaysia, Netherlands, Russia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sweden, United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, and the United States have spent time on the International Space Station.
    I think South Africa is in Africa.
    But he was a tourist and had to pay his own way, so I guess there is a joke in that.
    But it does seems to be pretty international.

    • @ValevLaube
      @ValevLaube Год назад +3

      That was my exact thought when I heard the joke, plus different sections are managed by different 5 agencies - NASA (United States), Roscosmos (Russia), JAXA (Japan), ESA (European Union), and CSA (Canada).

  • @thomaja
    @thomaja Год назад +4

    When I was married, my wife's favorite treat off the ice cream truck was the Choco taco. She would always ask for it every time when they came down the street. One for her and one for my daughter or whatever she was having that day. All I have is the memories now, she died a couple years ago.
    I was having a pleasant day not having any feels.

  • @bullettube9863
    @bullettube9863 Год назад +33

    I haven't seen Klondike's Choco-Taco in my store in years so I won't miss it. Roy Wood's routine reminded me of going with my family to get ice cream, just one more thing I miss, which Is why I always take my grand-daughters to get ice cream when they visit me.

    • @angrydoggy9170
      @angrydoggy9170 Год назад

      My father in law does the same thing with my kids.

  • @alfredovazquez2678
    @alfredovazquez2678 Год назад +3

    Trevor you make laugh for ever. You are the man. Blessings and health to you. Can't get enough from you!!

  • @ZekeRomsdahl
    @ZekeRomsdahl Год назад +58

    I was going to "um actually" Trevor's claim about no africans in space, then I found out he is right. What a glaring failure of the international community!

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 Год назад

      Every African government could apply and pay their part of what it cost to maintain and operate the iss and then have their qualified scientist train and give their talents to the iss . But si far most have said they don't wanna pay..as well as a lot of south American and European and Asian countries .
      Every country has plenty of talent, but their corrupt governments don't let them join .
      Only way so far is to gain us citizenship and then gain a spot by competing against us scientist .like every other scientist who has made it and is originally from another country has made it.

    • @OC-CPA
      @OC-CPA Год назад +1

      I think you mean a glaring failure of Africa. Nobody owes Africa space travel affirmative action.

    • @meganbarber3599
      @meganbarber3599 Год назад

      Or they care more about life on Earth, as we all should.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Год назад +2

      nope. First African national in space was in 2002 ...Shuttleworth from South Africa! Shame on you Trevor!
      Maybe Afrikaners don't count for Trevor..

    • @OC-CPA
      @OC-CPA Год назад +5

      @@meganbarber3599 Scientific discovery is never a waste of money and often has unexpected benefits in other fields.

  • @Daniel_Wainaina
    @Daniel_Wainaina Год назад +7

    That part where African asks England to give back the Diamond 😂🤦

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Год назад

      Laughable, but not funny. They justify everything they did. The queen's celebration was nice. I wonder how it feels to know everything you own was do to someone pain.

    • @Daniel_Wainaina
      @Daniel_Wainaina Год назад

      @@denisehenry3427 it hurts but what can you do as a person just watch them as the world goes by😌

    • @denisehenry3427
      @denisehenry3427 Год назад

      @@Daniel_Wainaina Time brings on change. England will return those diamonds and other things that they stole from other countries .

    • @Daniel_Wainaina
      @Daniel_Wainaina Год назад +1

      @@denisehenry3427 I hope so to

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Год назад +16

    The list of the groups of people who deserve an apology from the Catholic Church would last 10,000 lifetimes! How about asking him to open up the library underneath the Vatican so we can all learn the truth...
    what right do they have to hold on to that information!?!!!????

    • @burgerman101
      @burgerman101 Год назад +3

      They actually have a library underneath the Vatican? I thought that was just from the Tom Hanks Divinci Code movie.

    • @eringiesler6485
      @eringiesler6485 Год назад

      @@burgerman101 they have a secret library of ancient religious and Catholic texts. And they’ve destroyed a bunch of documents already.

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Год назад

      @@burgerman101 you mean that wasn't a documentary? 😮😱😮

    • @shanadir
      @shanadir Год назад +3

      Depends on what's in it I suppose. Unless you know, they got the same rights to keep their property private as everyone else...
      More even, as they're a sovereign nation. We don't demand France or India share all their secrets with us. Even though many in the country seem to think we should...

    • @schlix101
      @schlix101 Год назад

      Much of the truth has been burned! The little that remains is probably not nearly complete which can lead to false and dangerous assumptions!!!
      You know, the one thing that I've learned from truth is that: "Ignorance is Bliss" - This is truly so! There is only ONE truth that sets us free, and that is the truth of the cross!!! Any other truth just makes your blood boil more and more and at the same time makes us feel even more helpless than ever before!!! My point is, knowing any other truth outside the truth of the cross has no bearing, changes nothing and just makes your heart sour, when, really, it should be rejoicing is Christ! That's the only true freedom there is!

  • @salvadorvallejo8351
    @salvadorvallejo8351 Год назад +8

    Roy wood Jr was brilliant in this segment! 👏

  • @jenplinguist
    @jenplinguist Год назад +1

    That choco taco monologue will go down in history! Stellar performance, Roy Wood Jr!!

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Год назад +4

    Though Russia pulling out of the United space station to start their own could be a blessing in disguise. As competition breeds progress and change. And maybe finally we can get further in space movement than our past founders in the 1950's-60's.

  • @dragonovoz9746
    @dragonovoz9746 Год назад +5

    That woman saying Really??? After Trevor said didn't your dad drive a truck like that.

  • @jguitar23
    @jguitar23 Год назад +16

    It was a better apology than I expected. I love Pope Francis' realism & the natives' graciousness, of course♡♡♡

  • @djinndaurbanbohemian
    @djinndaurbanbohemian Год назад +16

    I toured the Large Vehicle Assembly Building at Johnson Space Center as part of an undergraduate research project 20 years ago. It contained life-size duplicates of every module of the ISS. Our tour guide described who was responsible for supplying each one. A lot of it IS the US, and Russia. But the European Space Agency (the EU space program) is also a much more significant partner in building and operating that facility than many people outside of astronomical research/ space studies realize.

    • @g.f.martianshipyards9328
      @g.f.martianshipyards9328 Год назад +4

      Yeah, that really bugged me when he said that.

    • @iosyntropy
      @iosyntropy Год назад

      i want to see the big room they tested the space station in. some vacuum chamber big enough to house a skyscraper sized vehicle as it putters around in no gravity while they test space flight.

  • @crinesride
    @crinesride Год назад +1

    Roy killed me at the end🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reddragon7762
    @reddragon7762 Год назад +12

    Russia has been dropping from ISS for quite some time now. They are working with China on making their own ISS jointly.

    • @gandolph999
      @gandolph999 Год назад +1

      I just considered that a minute ago.

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 Год назад +69

    Congrats on 10 millions subs, Trevor! 😄

  • @herself50
    @herself50 Год назад +1

    All us Indigenous saying.’’ you got that right, Trevor”!

  • @ratholin
    @ratholin Год назад +5

    roy's choco taco rant is top level comedy. Give that dude a raise.

  • @davidrigley9956
    @davidrigley9956 Год назад +4

    Roy's a genius!! That was absolutely brilliant.

  • @TheIsaPerezShow
    @TheIsaPerezShow Год назад +19

    You can tell the Daily Show team is bouncing back into the flow. I feel like there has been a wave of confidence from the writers this week on all the late night shows.
    Trevor and Stephen Colbert I watch everday but this week I caught myself really commentating outloud on everything. Keep it up!

  • @joemande7543
    @joemande7543 Год назад +1

    10:40 from a big laughter to a big emotional moments wow
    Big up Roy Wood Jr.
    🫡😂🥲

  • @sarahprice659
    @sarahprice659 Год назад +9

    I didn’t know that the Chaco Taco existed before watching this segment just now 😳
    And Roy was very discerning about the heat-related decline in road rage, I’m betting the drive by’s too. No matter how wronged you feel, even the idea of getting out of the car- or simply opening a window (if you have AC- and I really hope you do!) is in conceivable. And then the other person has to get out of their car or roll down their window for your rage to be heard.
    I sometimes wonder if Pope Francis has a list organized by priority of groups of people he needs to apologize to on behalf of the church. He must!

  • @Blackburnian737
    @Blackburnian737 Год назад +19

    The ISS consists of Canada, Japan, the Russian Federation, the United States, and eleven Member States of the European Space Agency (Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland and the United Kingdom).-Wikipedia

    • @agrippa.the.cosmonaut-wiz
      @agrippa.the.cosmonaut-wiz Год назад

      Don't be pedantic. The US and Russia are the main contributors. With the current plans for the rest of the decade it can't operate without Russia.

    • @VidWatcher1X
      @VidWatcher1X Год назад +2

      Wikipedia also says "Mark Richard Shuttleworth (born 18 September 1973) is a South African-British entrepreneur who is the founder and CEO of Canonical, the company behind the development of the Linux-based Ubuntu operating system. In 2002, Shuttleworth became the first South African to travel to space as a space tourist, and indeed the first African from an independent country to travel to space"
      Who was even thinking they could get away with space tourism back then!?

  • @Ri-ver
    @Ri-ver Год назад +20

    Genuinely the best traffic report so far 🤣
    Also, Roy's lost hella weight!

  • @sharongarrett4356
    @sharongarrett4356 Год назад +4

    From, "...gotten the gig...", to "imagine you're crying & I'm gone!" -- great stuff, Insightful, funny, and delivered adorably. Then we get Roy's insanely HONEST, authentic, lovely irreverence to top it off. I watched it twice! Great job folks.

  • @indrachamarak3375
    @indrachamarak3375 Год назад +88

    The International Space Station isn't just a collaboration between the US and Russia. The European, Japanese and Canadian space agencies are also participants. We're also no longer dependent on Russia to get to and from ISS; SpaceX has been delivering cargo since 2012 and transporting crew since 2020. IMO Russia pulling out doesn't sound like that big of a deal. ISS is scheduled to be decommissioned before the end of the decade anyway.

    • @alexanderhay7358
      @alexanderhay7358 Год назад

      my only concern is if that russia decides to shoot the stationwith a missle...

    • @martinchege6256
      @martinchege6256 Год назад +8

      Thought it is designed in a way you depend on each other that is USA and Russia

    • @TheAnxiousAardvark
      @TheAnxiousAardvark Год назад +19

      @@martinchege6256 It's been an evolving concept since the beginning. Canada, Germany, Italy and Japan were all involved before Russia. Five space programs and more than a dozen countries. Russia has been a major part of it, but it's not just US & Russia.

    • @darksector1389
      @darksector1389 Год назад +14

      The ISS is mostly made of American modules. The Russian module will detach and we'll have to attach a new module in replacement which won't be a big deal. Also we are gonna have another space station soon on lunar orbit with the Artemis mission. USA is far ahead of Russia in outer space and is not dependant on them whatsoever.

    • @martinchege6256
      @martinchege6256 Год назад +2

      @@darksector1389 thanks for the information

  • @fabricemusafiri3706
    @fabricemusafiri3706 Год назад +3

    Pope’s guards are more than attendees 👐🏼👐🏼

  • @marisahokefazi4735
    @marisahokefazi4735 Год назад +4

    Roy Wood Junior has got me crying with laughter, The whole segment about the space station, And of course the bit about the traffic.

  • @gastonneal3761
    @gastonneal3761 Год назад +2

    I’m so glad you showed that sceptre, my roommate was from Sierra Leon. He told me how that diamond in the sceptre is stolen from Sierra Leon.

  • @lawyermahaprasad
    @lawyermahaprasad Год назад +14

    For the first time in history when I said my family “I want to go to Europe for studying “ - my family replied “Do u think Europe is safe at all” . Do what ever u want in India Singapore Japan Australia 😂😂😂

  • @user-cw1ht6vc4k
    @user-cw1ht6vc4k Год назад +4

    Roy is the goat 🐐

  • @cecelianelson359
    @cecelianelson359 Год назад +3

    This explains why Russia was not deterred by the sanctions.

  • @paolovallejo5500
    @paolovallejo5500 Год назад +1

    Roy Wood was schooling Trevor how to do comedy there. That was a lesson!

  • @winxclubstellamusa
    @winxclubstellamusa Год назад +5

    “You miss your father and he’s gone” that part made me cry. Am I the only one?

    • @UnboxingAlyss
      @UnboxingAlyss Год назад +2

      Nope. It got me because I remember that his dad died of cancer when he was a teen.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa Год назад

      @@UnboxingAlyss I’m relieved I’m not the only one, and I’m so sorry for your loss.

    • @UnboxingAlyss
      @UnboxingAlyss Год назад +1

      @@winxclubstellamusa I appreciate it, but I was referring to Roy's dad, not mine.

    • @winxclubstellamusa
      @winxclubstellamusa Год назад

      @@UnboxingAlyss oh… I didn’t know that about Roy. Thank you for telling me.

  • @ellzgoespro6568
    @ellzgoespro6568 Год назад +17

    "Russia pulls out!" would be great news if it were referring Ukraine and not the ISS!

    • @enixword2637
      @enixword2637 Год назад +5

      US and NATO is yet to pull out of Iraq and parts of Africa

    • @ellzgoespro6568
      @ellzgoespro6568 Год назад

      @@enixword2637 😭😭😭

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 Год назад +30

    Wow that went from funny to a very emotional real quick I felt for him man. I come from the same type of family where my dad also wasn't really involved or there so I get it. I don't think he needed to go and remind him about his dad's truck that was a bit much. Don't worry Roy everything's going to be okay just know you're not alone in the situation

  • @raywhite9069
    @raywhite9069 Год назад +1

    #irellevant
    The whole "just leave" thing saved my life over 5 times and it was my best friend. "Someone is mad at you at this club??? We are leaving" and many more.

  • @Spuck1983
    @Spuck1983 Год назад +2

    Thanks for that trafic update roy =)

  • @pollytiks3885
    @pollytiks3885 Год назад +3

    We love you Roy!!! 😢🥰🤣

  • @christiantheimprovguy1769
    @christiantheimprovguy1769 Год назад +22

    Roy needs an Oscar! Get this man his Oscar!

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 Год назад +1

      Emmy maybe? Oscars are for movies

  • @philpheburbs
    @philpheburbs Год назад +1

    There are many countries represented on the ISS - the Japanese Space Agency, the European Space Agency, the Canadian Space Agency, etc - as well as NASA and the Russian cosmonauts.

  • @timmywashere1164
    @timmywashere1164 Год назад +1

    I just want to give a shout out to the show editor that left in the "Really?" at 12:57. That really made it perfect.

  • @peterkotara
    @peterkotara Год назад +37

    Russia pulling out of the international space station has been on the cards for months. NASA started exploring alternate ways to re-boost the station and return astronauts from the station the week Ukraine was invaded. This has not come as a suprise.
    P.S- Roy Wood, you are a legend.

    • @BaneNathos
      @BaneNathos Год назад +12

      Years actually. They said they'd pull out by 2024 in 2015 when they invader Crimea and people got mad

    • @enixword2637
      @enixword2637 Год назад

      Trevor and most of the world population didn’t know how much Russia was connected to everything because American media give American credit for everything. But American actually has nothing.

    • @maxmustermann9587
      @maxmustermann9587 Год назад +4

      @@BaneNathos
      As you might expect, international law is not among the qualifications of US citizens

    • @BaneNathos
      @BaneNathos Год назад +1

      @@maxmustermann9587 I don't understand your comment. I was merely pointing out that Russia has quite literally said they'd pull out since 2015. You can track it being said every few years and would go til 2024. Thus this isn't anything new.

    • @maxmustermann9587
      @maxmustermann9587 Год назад +11

      @@BaneNathos
      My comment was about your statement _"in 2015 when they invader_ [sic] _Crimea"_
      First: Crimea became part of Russia again in 2014.
      Second: There is quite a distinction between _invasion_ and _secession._ Here it is where internatinal law is not consistent, where the right of self-determination of peoples is conflicting with the right of self-preservation of the state.
      There was a plebiscite in Crimea about leaving Ukraine which passed. Was it illegal by national Ukrainian law - yes. Was it illegal by international law - no. Well, _every!_ Declaration of Independence is illegal by _national_ law.
      Point is: The outcome of the plebiscite was quite clear right from the beginning. That's why the central government in Kyiv was against it and that's why Russia did send troops to Crimea to block the central government from interfering with the referendum. With a population share of over 70% Russians in Crimea all Russia had to do was to make sure that the referendum _did happen._ Was sending Russian troops to safeguard the referendum illegal - yes, both by national and by international law. Does the presence of Russian troops make the result of the referendum less valid - no.
      And so we are back to square one: The conflict between the right of self-determination of peoples and the right of self-preservation of the state.

  • @danniestravis2085
    @danniestravis2085 Год назад +3

    This young man's perspectives should be appreciated by many older and younger thinking people. Perhaps a bit "sensitive" for some, yet timely, universal, and much needed levity with truth

  • @3dog57
    @3dog57 Год назад +1

    The person that yelled “REALLY” at the end 🤣
    Same
    You didn’t even give him a hug

  • @bunnynooryani7020
    @bunnynooryani7020 Год назад

    Ok, can someone just push me toward door?🤣🤣🤣

  • @avisrobinson452
    @avisrobinson452 Год назад +5

    Roy is crazy!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😂😅

  • @theladykate4563
    @theladykate4563 Год назад +4

    Trevor, you and your team consistently bring smiles to my face, and challenges to my beliefs! Thank you for the laughs and perspective!

  • @adamchampion7686
    @adamchampion7686 Год назад

    Roy Jones Jr. is effin hilarious! 😆 That was great 👍

  • @bagermohd6135
    @bagermohd6135 Год назад

    The applause for Roy though!!

  • @convictrumpnow
    @convictrumpnow Год назад +23

    How about the Catholic Church give land back to the indigenous people

    • @Themurderin
      @Themurderin Год назад

      The church don't even have land anymore. What're they gonna do? Give up the Vatican?

    • @slayerpoint-dr1pn
      @slayerpoint-dr1pn Год назад

      This is the problem today, and the main reason why no one comes down a step to apologise or accept or to do something for their mistakes..
      people like you keep pushing it, don’t you??..
      You got your own government, politicians , corporates which grabs lands in the names of development, reform etc... but u don’t ask them to return and why is tat???? Is it cuz they didn’t come down and apologise????

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 Год назад

      @@slayerpoint-dr1pn I think there are people asking for just that. Also why won't you keep pushing for justice if you suffer monumental injustices?
      Also what's ur point, ppl don't apologize bc the stakes for doing it are too high bc ppl expect more? If sb's gonna really wanna apologize they do it anyway, if they don't then they probably don't anyway. Apologies are not negotiating matter, they OPEN the path to negotiations in many cases. Fundamental difference there

  • @khalics
    @khalics Год назад +6

    Roy is a master

  • @vistamar5684
    @vistamar5684 Год назад

    11:37 is glorious!!! Roy and Trevor cleaned house on this one. Love ❤

  • @allisone369
    @allisone369 Год назад

    Pudding pops were legendary! Miss those bad boys! Love Roy!

  • @CP-28
    @CP-28 Год назад +8

    The Canadians apologising and a crown is just a hat had cracked me up ... 😁

    • @ricksanchez9798
      @ricksanchez9798 Год назад

      And the self proclaimed "elite" are spineless cowards.....

  • @philoctetes_wordsworth
    @philoctetes_wordsworth Год назад +21

    The threat to the Space Station is real. I am genuinely concerned, for the people there.

    • @All4Grogg
      @All4Grogg Год назад

      We can get them back safely without issue unless the Russians intentionally sabotage it.

    • @srinivasreddy3485
      @srinivasreddy3485 Год назад +2

      Now America needs to build a shuttle

    • @chrismazz75
      @chrismazz75 Год назад

      @@srinivasreddy3485 no money left after they left a few billion dollars worth of equipment in Afghanistan.

    • @myxalplyx
      @myxalplyx Год назад +5

      @@srinivasreddy3485 SpaceX

    • @kokorochacarero8003
      @kokorochacarero8003 Год назад +7

      @@chrismazz75 the US defense budget is currently sitting at $722 BILLION for 2022 alone, with potential increases of up to $30 billion on the horizon
      I think they could squeeze their workers a little more if (for whatever reason) they decided the shuttle is necesary. It would be penies compared to the money they literaly blow up on a yearly basis

  • @douglashenry6996
    @douglashenry6996 Год назад +14

    Finally, some love for the unappreciated icon of American desserts, the ice cream sandwich. And, to hear that Mike Pence, after having a near-death experience on January 6th, has learned to start pushing his boundaries by going to Olive Garden. They probably tried to seat him near the bar, to which he replied, "I'm not getting in that booth!"

  • @mbanerjee5889
    @mbanerjee5889 Год назад

    That ice cream bit got way too real.