Absolutely agreed. I might even narrate that myself. I'll never forget how it says Orks are next to harmless and easily killed because they are squishy fungus :D
"in dead pan voice": no matter how brave the individual soldier, there is always bound to be some pencil pusher who will fuck up their sacrifice. HAHAHAHAHA! brilliant!
Cat stuck in a tree ? This looks like a job for the Inquisition ! No one expects that tree to be a xenos in disguise holding that poor Terran feline captive , no one that is ... except the Inquisition !
Well, I aim for videos of around 15 minutes length, as they are a good balance of content and the time it takes to make them. Sometimes there isn't enough content and it ends up 10-ish minutes.
Had to remove it from my channel a long time ago. I still have all the audiobooks I made so if you want, contact me by email and I'll probably be able to give it to you. My email is in all video descriptions.
To everyone into black humor i absolutely recommend "The Imperial Guardsmen Uplifting Primer". It's a litle gem!
Absolutely agreed. I might even narrate that myself. I'll never forget how it says Orks are next to harmless and easily killed because they are squishy fungus :D
That would be realy awesome! To my knowledge that was never even attempted! And i imagine your voice would match the ironic tone quite well!
I might attempt it in the near future :)
"in dead pan voice": no matter how brave the individual soldier, there is always bound to be some pencil pusher who will fuck up their sacrifice. HAHAHAHAHA! brilliant!
In the grim darkness of the far future there are only pencil pushers.
Cat stuck in a tree ? This looks like a job for the Inquisition ! No one expects that tree to be a xenos in disguise holding that poor Terran feline captive , no one that is ... except the Inquisition !
The tree might also be a callidus assassin and the cat a xenos commander of an unknown species.
More likely a demon of slanesh (the cat I mean).
Sounds like a documentary. I'm half expecting some stock footage of Imperial Guardsmen to go with the narration.
THE PLANET BROKE, BEFORE THE GUARD DID!
#remembercadia
In honour of that, I will not talk about what happened to Cadia for a good time yet :)
Back to good length video's. Well done great content. 👍
Well, I aim for videos of around 15 minutes length, as they are a good balance of content and the time it takes to make them. Sometimes there isn't enough content and it ends up 10-ish minutes.
Good video! Keep it up!
I love how you end this video
the emperor protects but flak Armour don't stop shit.
Jean-Luc Martel Is that heresy I hear?
Not even harsh language ? :O
And M34 Pattern Flashlights don't stop shit.
What about Hellguns though...
no they are hotshot lasguns now, so just flashlights.
12:16 As high as 100 fucking % XD With this infuriatingly boring monotone and polite voice an f bomb is like 10x more funnier.
Send the beurocrats to the front lines, that'll solve some problems.
+1
have you read the novel 15 hours it's a prime example of s pencil pushers fuck up destroying a newly raised guard regiment
I have. It was one of my favourite novels from the Imperial Guard series. I actually narrated it too.
GrimDark Narrator that's awesome do you have a link to the narration
Had to remove it from my channel a long time ago. I still have all the audiobooks I made so if you want, contact me by email and I'll probably be able to give it to you. My email is in all video descriptions.
it sounds like he's saying gods men.(trademarked)
Just trying to "british-ize" it, and also because I can't pronounce the letter R properly in a few cases.
There is no try, you just are a brit. Now stay calm, gazkullz coming!