SS13: Human Rights in a Nutshell

社会主义好！
b(￣ω￣)d
footnote: this was a passion project i made after i saw the irony of tg celebrating human rights day on a game with an unethical and overly oppressive department known as shitcurity
音乐: chinese anthem rockendry remix

[@peytonalexander5300]

One time, a clown hit me with three pies in one shift. I kidnapped him, stole his id and all of his clown supplies, then gave him forced facial reconstruction to change his identity. Then I dressed him up as an anime schoolgirl and sent him on his way, doomed to wander the halls of the station with nobody believing his cries of "I'M THE CLOWN, I SWEAR!!" In order to truly violate clown rights, killing them is not enough. You must deprive them of the very essence of what makes them a clown. In fact, it is your duty to do so.

[@D3adm3n]

Truly you had... the last laugh

[@jackfire3439]

now THIS is the type of sec that we need true heros who fuck clowns

[@sgn8993]

And yet, if you retaliate in the slightest against sec as a non-antag you get a „hey there, got a minute?“

[@carriewilson1006]

Ss14 is a bit better but ya

[@equitesloricatus6035]

*claims it’s human rights day
*gives everyone a normal session

[@amaninspacestation1335]

Now this is too much human rights for me. You didn't even surgically turn them into catgirls.

[@alpha-1redrighthand829]

Then gibbed them for looking and smelling like them.

[@epicrandomness3589]

Remember the crippled femboy hooters prison camp?

[@ilovesmosh2012]

@@epicrandomness3589 I remember, I made every catbeast a cripple one round, and got admin pm'd (from a playing admin) for doing so even though I was a tate.

[@Gamefreak2998]

Turned half the station into gorillas once and got a death squad called on us

[@ferriusnillan5323]

I was once by some glorious intervention appeared as HOS on Poggers Station and had a quiet shift, up until prisoners in perma-brig decided, that 4 people should constitute a demand for Independence, taking entire Permanent Imprisonment wing with them. However, instead of caving to the demands of weed growing hippies, i just cut all communications to the prison and awaited their response on holopad. However, that did't worked - they made spears and attempted to self-extradite themselves to the station through space. Fast forward 30 minutes into the shift and only single survivor have managed to successfully cross the border and immodestly got caught and put on trial for mutiny. As a result, electric chair now got one more etch on it. However, all of my diligent work was in vain, because blob came to the station and consumed everything.

[@future3805]

glory to nanotrassen!

[@deimos39]

HoS' all around the world salute you

[@clownintraining5944]

got tazed because i had a baguette

[@thedoc7184]

“You only have human rights if I decide you are human”

[@bomk1680]

Bro ngl the fact had a good hold of the station (even if through tyranny) is pretty strange and all sec was pretty good at murder

[@emetanti]

Yeah usually sec loses these kinda attempts on account of Cargo embracing their russian heritage already.

[@carriewilson1006]

One time an admin temp baned me for “giving Tiders weapons as sec” I WASN’T SEC I had just pick pocketed a sec I’d and got into sec faster then the Tiders

[@carriewilson1006]

Security got beaten to death that round

[@S71xx]

And this is different from any other sec round how?

[@seamusfinnegan1164]

Almost enough to make a grown man cry

[@randomaccount978]

GLORY TO NANOTRASEN

[@strayed1615]

Is that a Mateba on his desk? 10/10

[@glekreal]

Human... _what..?_ _rights..?_ did they even have those?

[@youtried3284]

of course its bee station lol

[@grain85k]

Squad 731 experience in a nutshell

[@panickal]

At least you have more than a moth

[@hozic9929]

**cries*

[@Thomas_times_two]

ss13 number one

[@xXXMrzombieXXx]

My sides

[@1dontkn0w71]

Kontent, no seriously this is so good, it truly represents the bullshit happening each second
Edit: just deleted a letter, nothing to see here

[@pleonektein1430]

ty so much (ik this is a late response)

[@1dontkn0w71]

​@@pleonektein1430
Only been what... A year? It's just 2 A.M at the time I write this, I'd say that's not too bad
Jokes aside, thank you for replying and while I need more sleep in my schedule, I hope you have a good day, or night.

[@uyuxei3464]

SO COOL👍

[@jonhackord4712]

Perfect XD

[@terrorsythe8040]

i love it

[@pleonektein1430]

ty

[@ilovesmosh2012]

CHINA NUMBA WAN

[@bluefire7650]

Nice, a redcon pfp

[@CanadasElite]

classic

[@zaneplayx3176]

Glory to the CCP

[@wildwehraboo6112]

What server?

[@deimos39]

That looks like a locally hosted server, Eren, but i'd wager it's TG code

[@pleonektein1430]

yes, its locally hosted. the end is misleading because i wanted the music to fade after the climax but didnt know what content to add

[@charlzcelvin7991]

Хм, а что тут необычного? Типичный день в России.

[@pleonektein1430]

правда, мой друг (i dont speak russian XD)

[@charlzcelvin7991]

@@pleonektein1430 видимо я первый русский, у вас в комментариях. Да и мы уже как-то привыкли к политическим репрессиям, и убийству неугодных

[@comrademax5302]

US in Iraq be like

[@Seasmus99]

A little trolling

[@xwerovopeklicko1497]

Heheh.. In other words,
Čest práci soudruzi

[@juanpabloazcagorta3881]

w spud!!!! (yes it is i)

[@pleonektein1430]

[@isaacklark1505]

Ещё и аватарка от Redcon

[@inkyboy5748]

Haha how were you not banned

[@burger-jd8cx]

he hosted the server

[@runebowz191]

What server is this on?

[@pleonektein1430]

i created this on a private server

[@runebowz191]

@@pleonektein1430 Do you got a discord or something for it?

[@mirzanw4077]

Why do you have redcon logo

[@user-dc9sj8hp6p]

Why don't you?