Markiplier Makes: A Ballista

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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @anisense
    @anisense 7 лет назад +5288

    I just love how in each of these video it's usually just Mark and Ethan doing something random, and Tyler just stays quiet while actually doing the challenge

    • @abigailc.5126
      @abigailc.5126 7 лет назад +189

      Ani Sense Tyler's the normal one, Ethan is the fan favorite and Mark is the star of the show

    • @anisense
      @anisense 7 лет назад +105

      Not sure how I went through the entire video and only just noticed at the end of the video that Ethan is wearing a hat that says "Hentai" on it xD

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 7 лет назад +9

      Ani Sense omg xD

    • @rileywomer5340
      @rileywomer5340 7 лет назад +7

      For the first time in forever!!!!! 😂

    • @frooost
      @frooost 7 лет назад +12

      its quiet not quite you baguet

  • @coltonhufford1950
    @coltonhufford1950 6 лет назад +1821

    **Ethan,* *Mark,* *and* *Tyler* *look* *at* *instructions.**
    Ethan, Mark, and Tyler: "Ooooooh."

    • @itchyybrain5264
      @itchyybrain5264 5 лет назад +6

      How to do the different text
      Please teach me master🙏🙏

    • @CrazyCakes_Gamez
      @CrazyCakes_Gamez 5 лет назад +6

      Anish Dikle you just put * that at the start and end of what you want in bold.

    • @GoodTimesCartoons
      @GoodTimesCartoons 5 лет назад +23

      Mark - *"Why didn't we read the instructions?"*
      Tyler then reads the the instruction under the table
      Mark - *"TYLER NO!, TYLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!"* 😂

    • @usbcgaming776
      @usbcgaming776 5 лет назад +2

      @@CrazyCakes_Gamez *oh cool*

    • @linkandzelda4725
      @linkandzelda4725 5 лет назад +2

      im reading -the instructions- the news

  • @sarakramps5770
    @sarakramps5770 5 лет назад +2863

    ethan: mark do you want a ballista fact?
    mark: no i do not
    ethan: *proceeds to give ballista fact*

    • @meanncat3050
      @meanncat3050 5 лет назад +22

      No obviously means yes, didnt ya know? XD

    • @deadlydoughnut9658
      @deadlydoughnut9658 5 лет назад +7

      @@meanncat3050 no 😂

    • @coreythepeanut
      @coreythepeanut 5 лет назад +16

      @@deadlydoughnut9658 glad you knew

    • @Dhjjgghjbf
      @Dhjjgghjbf 4 года назад

      Comedic genius

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene 4 года назад +1

      I had to let you know...
      I ruined the 666

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 4 года назад +2625

    This video went from “Haha let’s make something without instructions!”
    To “Mark has a mental breakdown begging for validation of ‘being an engineer’ when he went to engineering school for like 2 weeks while Ethan makes a ballista using frosting as glue and Tyler just sits by and build his own ballista in his own world”

    • @froguly8284
      @froguly8284 3 года назад +130

      Don’t forget Ethan taking a shit break like 7 minutes into the video

    • @Joyful_StaR
      @Joyful_StaR 3 года назад +90

      Mark actually went to college to be an engineer and dropped out like a month before finales to focus on youtube, I think he regrets it

    • @randonn_nes2181
      @randonn_nes2181 3 года назад +25

      @@froguly8284 5 minutes to be exact

    • @kunilsen2519
      @kunilsen2519 Год назад +23

      @@Joyful_StaR I doubt he regrets it lol
      But I wouldn't be surprised if he decided he wanted to finish the degree at some point.

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Год назад +7

      @@Joyful_StaR nah he doesn't regret it

  • @meatbaby126
    @meatbaby126 7 лет назад +6478

    Ethan is like a freshman hanging out with seniors

    • @mywither7878
      @mywither7878 7 лет назад +177

      Yup, I remember doing that. I now know how annoying I was and I'm sorry for the seniors.

    • @gmnino4874
      @gmnino4874 7 лет назад +110

      The Synthetic Threat his hat said "HENTAI" though...

    • @marsamet128
      @marsamet128 7 лет назад +9

      ethan is my boyfriend

    • @marsamet128
      @marsamet128 7 лет назад +1

      willz HatesU YESSSS

    • @Sky-hx4fg
      @Sky-hx4fg 7 лет назад +5

      exactly

  • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
    @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 5 лет назад +2711

    Ethan: gets frosting as glue
    Also Ethan: finishes first

    • @anthonyst-pierre4303
      @anthonyst-pierre4303 4 года назад +23

      A Human Bean and Tyler thought he *finished* first

    • @DeeFightingDreamer
      @DeeFightingDreamer 4 года назад +65

      Tbh that's what I loved the most. Mark and Tyler tried to sabotage him by not giving him glue but in the end he still finished first and at first glance his ballista didn't look as bad as you'd expect lol

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 года назад +12

      Phrasing

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 3 года назад +8

      @@quantumblauthor7300 oh...
      *oh no*

    • @nyerahtalley4892
      @nyerahtalley4892 3 года назад +10

      Also Ethan: *creates a monstrosity*

  • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
    @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 4 года назад +4228

    This video summed up
    Ethan: *G L U E*
    Mark: **Cries in engineer**
    Tyler: Actually trying

    • @pixie7093
      @pixie7093 3 года назад +116

      Cries in almost engineer

    • @cameliabalan68
      @cameliabalan68 2 года назад +81

      Basically every single "Markiplier makes:" video:
      Ethan: *P U R E C H A O S*
      Mark: trying, but either only half succeeding or not succeeding
      Tyler: **creates straight up masterpieces**

    • @appol2584
      @appol2584 2 года назад +14

      @@cameliabalan68 only exception being pancakes

    • @Bananstrawberry
      @Bananstrawberry 2 года назад +1

      Granite Reyes GGGGGGGGGG

    • @Bananstrawberry
      @Bananstrawberry 2 года назад +1

      OKAY OKAY I JUST GOT PAID FOR THE DAY THAT I WAS GOING TO GET THROUGH TO MY HOUSE AND I Be cooking you

  • @alexnelson9830
    @alexnelson9830 Год назад +401

    When Ethan was presenting his "ballista," Amy looked like a mom who is trying to hide her disappointment on her face as to not offend her child

    • @tiayanish4212
      @tiayanish4212 Год назад +7

      you have the same last name as amy nelson!!!!!

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 7 лет назад +3605

    Amy and Kathryn look like two moms overlooking their little boys playing with their toys LOL

    • @toastlotl
      @toastlotl 7 лет назад +6

      Elizabeth Hahm 😂

    • @CrazyFictions
      @CrazyFictions 7 лет назад +4

      Elizabeth Hahm can you tell me who those are? I've been inactive for a month now so a little update please?

    • @engiknee5937
      @engiknee5937 7 лет назад +13

      Akhil Das they're Mark's editors

    • @cutiepieshaima3447
      @cutiepieshaima3447 7 лет назад +11

      anybody noticed that amy zipper was open....no?..OK

    • @thanatos6902
      @thanatos6902 7 лет назад +28

      Zipper...? What zipper... All I noticed was the absolute gorgeousness...

  • @sonic49647
    @sonic49647 7 лет назад +2013

    Mark: "Were gonna try to do this in 3 minutes!"
    Me: (Looks at length of video.) "I guess that didn't work out as planned."

  • @itsrosiegaming9071
    @itsrosiegaming9071 4 года назад +4712

    I can’t be the only one that died when rather Ethan said “Engineer my ass” and Marks response, “oh
    I’ll engineer our ass”😂

    • @thedelusivecoil1529
      @thedelusivecoil1529 4 года назад +10

      Haha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😄

    • @thedelusivecoil1529
      @thedelusivecoil1529 4 года назад +23

      That part was funny

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 года назад +35

      Yes , I. Also died,got burried yesterday

    • @kingjb554
      @kingjb554 4 года назад +12

      @@accountdeactivated5546 no you were cremated

    • @accountdeactivated5546
      @accountdeactivated5546 4 года назад +7

      @@kingjb554 no

  • @radioactive.mermaid
    @radioactive.mermaid 3 года назад +2619

    Forget the timer? FORGET THE TIMER? THE TIMER IS INEVITABLE MARK, IRREVERSABLE.

  • @sierra7827
    @sierra7827 6 лет назад +778

    When Amy and Kathryn come in to judge they just look so done with their three sons who are trying to do things on their own but can’t really

    • @addie9392
      @addie9392 5 лет назад +9

      Sierra Quinn 69 likes

    • @fffernsw4dl539
      @fffernsw4dl539 5 лет назад +23

      Yes😂😂 lol. Its like "Oh dear, they are building ballistas"
      "Yeah, and?"
      " *ON THEIR OWN* "
      **both sprints towards their rooms😂😂**

  • @kaileeknight996
    @kaileeknight996 4 года назад +724

    I love how Ethan is basically a freshman hanging out with two seniors...
    Mark is the senior that invited Ethan
    Tyler is the one who is sick of both of their shit

    • @garden1669
      @garden1669 2 года назад +28

      My friend and I are like that except my friend is both the senior that invited me and the one that's sick of it

    • @purplebean7
      @purplebean7 Год назад +7

      ​@@garden1669 Same, except we just keep switching roles so that inevitably we've both had to force each other to stop climbing into a stack of tires or drinking food coloring or something equally dumb.

    • @amandawaldolol
      @amandawaldolol Год назад +3

      I am basically the freshman. I got adopted by the seniors. Idk how it happened. We bonded over video games

    • @Bossinette623
      @Bossinette623 Год назад +1

      Literally me when i went boarding school 😂

  • @pokeypok
    @pokeypok 5 лет назад +5065

    Tyler: *Wears a beanie*
    Mark: *Wears a cap that has a giant B*
    Ethan: *Wears a cap that says "HENTAI"*
    Me: I love humanity

  • @finch4309
    @finch4309 3 года назад +295

    we love ethan saying “it’s an emergency” as if he’s trying to convince the teacher to let him go to the bathroom in elementary school

  • @luisbarraza5015
    @luisbarraza5015 5 лет назад +657

    Mark and Ethan: fight for squeeze
    Tyler: I don’t know them, I don’t know them, I don’t know them, I don’t know them.

  • @sraktz
    @sraktz 7 лет назад +837

    Once again, we experience Tyler focusing on the task at hand whilst Ethan and Mark screw around 😂

    • @impishizzy2590
      @impishizzy2590 7 лет назад +22

      aka the entire markiplier makes series

    • @lon1097
      @lon1097 7 лет назад +7

      Well, anything else would be unlike the Markiplier way. xd

    • @KaylaTheKindOne
      @KaylaTheKindOne 7 лет назад +1

      ハナミ ハナミ IKR

  • @Gay.Green.Goblin
    @Gay.Green.Goblin 6 лет назад +1976

    3 types of people
    Tyler: focused, skillful, and innovative when messes up
    Mark: confident, sure, but chaotic when messes up
    Ethan: chaotic, apathetic, accepting of their own mistakes and makes the best out of them

    • @amethystlebeau9429
      @amethystlebeau9429 5 лет назад +56

      Here we have a chaotic neutral, a true neutral, and a lawful neutral.

    • @rubyrosales3750
      @rubyrosales3750 5 лет назад +7

      Tyler isn't skillful if he used the instructions throughout the whole video

    • @lolmezhit6723
      @lolmezhit6723 5 лет назад +3

      What is the word " Apatethic " ?

    • @goroakechi5007
      @goroakechi5007 5 лет назад +7

      Goth WeebTM “They’re not mistakes, just happy accidents” - bob ross, some year

    • @kabal7981
      @kabal7981 5 лет назад +1

      im person number 4 myself

  • @kellycouto3791
    @kellycouto3791 3 года назад +2924

    “Who’s got a timer?”
    Unus Annus fans: * *pained screeching noises* *

  • @andybee1381
    @andybee1381 7 лет назад +2650

    0-3 year olds can't use this product.
    Good thing Mark is 7.

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 7 лет назад +13

      Miss Adjusted no mark is 5'4"

    • @hannahrubin9959
      @hannahrubin9959 7 лет назад +13

      No, his mental age is 7.

    • @ahaak3382
      @ahaak3382 7 лет назад +8

      +A person named Hannah well he is 27 and thats pretty much the same as 7 if you ask me

    • @alondra4why343
      @alondra4why343 7 лет назад +3

      +Miss Adjusted this is very true

    • @garrettwarman7201
      @garrettwarman7201 7 лет назад +2

      goddamn that was savage

  • @ahoyyitsmee
    @ahoyyitsmee 5 лет назад +727

    The hats of wisdom:
    Tyler:
    Mark: B
    Ethan: *_HENTAI_*

  • @ignarimoon
    @ignarimoon 7 лет назад +458

    I live how Ethan just sorta, slaps things

  • @izzless6388
    @izzless6388 4 года назад +807

    12:49
    Mark and Tyler: arguing
    Eef: HYPERFOCUS MODE ACTIVATED

  • @kyrathemetalgirl94
    @kyrathemetalgirl94 5 лет назад +7311

    I’m not the only one who marathons markiplier makes, right?

  • @MarisHarken
    @MarisHarken 7 лет назад +886

    I lost my shit when Ethan kept smacking Marks hand away. I don't know why that bit was the funniest to me but it was.

  • @Jacivalyn
    @Jacivalyn 6 лет назад +800

    Mark: you make your own glue , just give self a good squeeze
    Ethan: I'll be back 😂😂😂

  • @TheTurtleandPenguin
    @TheTurtleandPenguin 3 года назад +140

    my favorite part of markiplier makes is the collective "oh" when everyone looks at the directions. Every time lmao.

  • @gillianwithag2005
    @gillianwithag2005 7 лет назад +349

    TYLER WATCHES MARK AND ETHAN LIKE A DISAPPOINTED PARENT

    • @grinreaperoftrolls7528
      @grinreaperoftrolls7528 7 лет назад +25

      Do you think he's disappointed more by Ethan's hat or the fact that mark didn't become an engineer?

    • @ponsipi8492
      @ponsipi8492 7 лет назад +22

      i think its a little bit of both

  • @somehorrorfan6157
    @somehorrorfan6157 5 лет назад +1002

    "AmY gOt Me SqUeEzE."
    Ethan
    -2017

    • @larrypoppins6273
      @larrypoppins6273 4 года назад +6

      Somehorrorfan oh damn, Amy be cheating..
      What the f**k?

  • @Bonbon-yw4hq
    @Bonbon-yw4hq 5 лет назад +915

    E: your trying to cheat!
    M: *picks up instructions then begins reading*
    E&T: *also beings to read it*
    M&E&T: ohhhhh.....

  • @TheWinterStorm
    @TheWinterStorm 3 года назад +124

    8:24 Mark being a masochist

  • @Lydia-Dreemurr
    @Lydia-Dreemurr 5 лет назад +1557

    Half of the video: Ethan going insane
    Other half: Tyler going insane
    All of it: Mark going insane
    Me: Hmmm.....I need more. Next vid in playlist!

    • @pogdogfuzz
      @pogdogfuzz 4 года назад +4

      Eat your cereal

    • @Lydia-Dreemurr
      @Lydia-Dreemurr 4 года назад +6

      @@pogdogfuzz Indeed

    • @pogdogfuzz
      @pogdogfuzz 4 года назад +1

      @@Lydia-Dreemurr yesss

    • @maplestatic
      @maplestatic 4 года назад +5

      There's a high chance we're watching the same playlist

    • @lydiaklug3738
      @lydiaklug3738 4 года назад +2

      This is happening in a lot of these videos. I love it!

  • @JiggliJellifish
    @JiggliJellifish 5 лет назад +783

    "WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST?!"
    I love this channel

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 4 года назад

      JiggliJellifish this is so sad I was 68th like

    • @JiggliJellifish
      @JiggliJellifish 4 года назад +1

      @@youruncleolaf4694 I liked my own comment.

    • @masterofurmom3640
      @masterofurmom3640 4 года назад +2

      Nooo now it’s at 109

    • @maevemilless4561
      @maevemilless4561 4 года назад +5

      When I saw bees nest I didn’t understand it said business with an accent and I just saw mark sticking his hand in a beehive!

  • @aotnerd
    @aotnerd 6 лет назад +1080

    That minion in the right corner has seen some shit

    • @heckinghummus2863
      @heckinghummus2863 6 лет назад +22

      He saw his whole family get brutally murdered by angry potatoes bc of potato abuse. Stop potato abuse

    • @shoshitaketakeyani3275
      @shoshitaketakeyani3275 5 лет назад +7

      I didn't even see it🤣

    • @caracalcontinuum3118
      @caracalcontinuum3118 5 лет назад +16

      In mark’s house? Damn straight he’s seen some shit....

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 5 лет назад +1

      He’s name is Kevin!!

    • @jamesdunn2940
      @jamesdunn2940 5 лет назад +3

      what happened was... he stabbed ethan in the back so he had to go to the bathroom to apply a swathing band of bandageingness that is why he sounds so fuckin constipated

  • @bean4546
    @bean4546 3 года назад +80

    Mark: how many minutes ?
    Amy: 1 minute!
    Me: *starts crying*

  • @dropsofraine1
    @dropsofraine1 5 лет назад +643

    Mark & Ethan: Jokes around most of the video
    Tyler: Is quietly watching the two mess around while working occasionally throws in a few works
    Me: I'm basically Tyler when I'm with my friends

    • @Sadness45678
      @Sadness45678 4 года назад

      Same

    • @Naomiii-im9zy
      @Naomiii-im9zy 4 года назад +6

      I'm either Tyler or Ethan with my friends

    • @nwanneomoji7859
      @nwanneomoji7859 4 года назад

      I am too sometimes

    • @masterofurmom3640
      @masterofurmom3640 4 года назад +1

      I’m all around ethan when I’m with my friends and they agree cause I have adhd so I say and do a lot of the things he does like I can’t pronounce words very well in the first go sometimes and I get distracted by freaking everything and can’t do anything right lol

  • @Ari-xg8jp
    @Ari-xg8jp 5 лет назад +2247

    Mark: GIVE!!! I BITE!!!
    Ethan: NO!!!
    Mark:I BITE
    Ethan: NO!!! *slaps*
    Mark: OWW!!! I BITE!!!

    • @akiothearsonist480
      @akiothearsonist480 5 лет назад +56

      2 tribal men argue over who bites the meat first.

    • @roamspida4951
      @roamspida4951 5 лет назад +30

      Give sqeeze

    • @ちゃんりゅこ
      @ちゃんりゅこ 5 лет назад +10

      @@roamspida4951 *_Gud squeeze_*

    • @NghtDtryr
      @NghtDtryr 4 года назад +12

      WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BUEES NEST!?!?

    • @leobosch
      @leobosch 4 года назад +1

      Thx for telling me what I saw

  • @prehistoricprops9914
    @prehistoricprops9914 6 лет назад +697

    How did Ethan using frosting do better than mark and Tyler who used glue

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 5 лет назад +7

      Prehistoric Props Ethan is magical

    • @monikakelly1517
      @monikakelly1517 5 лет назад +1

      Prehistoric Props cause Ethan engineeeer

    • @cattyghostly7414
      @cattyghostly7414 5 лет назад +6

      @@monikakelly1517 actually Mark actually did study engineering so that's hilarious.

    • @AmazingCanisLupus
      @AmazingCanisLupus 5 лет назад

      @@cattyghostly7414 I thought Mark studied medical engineering

  • @Swavix
    @Swavix 3 года назад +64

    Ethan: "Amy you got Squeez?"
    Mark: "Amy?? Squeez??"
    Ethan: "Amy you got meh Squeez!"

  • @YeetYeet-et9vh
    @YeetYeet-et9vh 6 лет назад +487

    I’m just imagining the Romans that built this that probably were mark Ethan and Tyler in a past life

  • @poppythehuskysunnythedingo3686
    @poppythehuskysunnythedingo3686 6 лет назад +307

    "Make your own glue! Just give self a good squeeze."-Markiplier 2017

  • @davidwhiting1761
    @davidwhiting1761 7 лет назад +354

    "I could have been an engineer"
    -Markiplier 2015

  • @luck1330
    @luck1330 3 года назад +209

    Markiplier makes is just unus annus but with tyler and no time limit

  • @Str4wberryJ3llo
    @Str4wberryJ3llo 5 лет назад +491

    “This is an unsafe work environment!”
    *”ok”*

    • @mara2050
      @mara2050 3 года назад +1

      Omg Bakugo (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • @sradiophobia3746
    @sradiophobia3746 5 лет назад +303

    Heapass get angwy.... Heapass don't want to bite.
    *heapass slaps*
    Mark: I bite owwwww

  • @sarahtarashuk4553
    @sarahtarashuk4553 5 лет назад +3760

    Ethan is my favorite...
    He can't do anything right, and I can deeply relate.

  • @meganthefencer694
    @meganthefencer694 3 года назад +37

    “Why do I keep sticking hand in bee’s nest?” - Mark ‘I’m not a masochist’ Fischbach

  • @kennethbrommer4433
    @kennethbrommer4433 7 лет назад +270

    i think ethan had the best ballista purely because he built it with icing

  • @ravkaur2447
    @ravkaur2447 7 лет назад +275

    "You too, Amy"
    "Thanks!"
    Lmfao that was adorable

  • @infernaltigris
    @infernaltigris 5 лет назад +826

    "I could have been an engineer"

  • @danyr1886
    @danyr1886 3 года назад +261

    Mark 2016: Hey Ethan! Take the mic with you to the bathroom!
    Ethan 2016: no way, that's disgusting!
    ...
    Mark and Ethan 2020: ok so we're gonna take a poop test and recording **every** single part of it :) enjoy

  • @sailor888
    @sailor888 6 лет назад +189

    12:12 i love how Ethan was so focused the whole time Mark was yelling at Tyler

    • @rottingsword
      @rottingsword 5 лет назад +1

      sailor Honestly ADHD can make that happen and then completely obliterate that and make it the complete opposite.

  • @evanscott5636
    @evanscott5636 6 лет назад +283

    "AMY GET SQUEEZE!" - Crankgameplays 2018

  • @hunuh1264
    @hunuh1264 7 лет назад +386

    "You too Amy."
    "Thanks." *camera shakes*

  • @funkytrashh
    @funkytrashh 3 года назад +2279

    hello to everyone who flocked to this playlist after Unus Annus ended :)))

  • @ChibiChuri
    @ChibiChuri 5 лет назад +2390

    Ethan: "You mean ours?"
    Mark: "No, mine"
    Don't you dare talk to heapass that way xD
    Edit: like woah... how did this comment get so much attention? Lol

    • @peachjam545
      @peachjam545 5 лет назад +34

      Caila P. *H e A P a S s*

    • @icyphenom8038
      @icyphenom8038 5 лет назад +52

      You wanna step on the gas? You call HeApAsS!!!!

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 лет назад +4

      Caila P. OMG I REMEMBER THAT VIDEO

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 лет назад +25

      Caila P. Wanna eat some A S S ? Call H E A P A S S

    • @shoop261
      @shoop261 5 лет назад +17

      Caila P. wAnNa smOke SomE GrAss CalL H E A P A S S

  • @spacadet.
    @spacadet. 5 лет назад +467

    Mark: yOu get De SparKle?!
    Ethan: SpARkley sQueEze!!!
    Mark: aWw, sQuez so gUd
    Ethan: aw, sQUEEz me
    beautiful

  • @mel-overthinks
    @mel-overthinks 5 лет назад +283

    The scene at 8:20 is the best. "Why do I keep sticking hand in bee's nest?!"

  • @WildPortraitArtist
    @WildPortraitArtist 3 года назад +213

    rewatching all the Markiplier Makes to try to get my Unus Annus fix :( 💔Memento mori. I really hope they make more content like this soon!

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 года назад

      Yea, it seems that they started a new channel called unus annus archive where they make new content

    • @EverestPalmer
      @EverestPalmer 3 года назад +3

      @@Rain-np7tk no, thats just someone reuploading the videos

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 года назад

      @@EverestPalmer I know

    • @lullsbaby9321
      @lullsbaby9321 Год назад

      ​@@Rain-np7tkso if you knew then why'd you say it was new content hhmmmmm? Hmmmm Mr. 2-Year-Old-Comment. Hmmm? Well well well

  • @roasttytoastyy
    @roasttytoastyy 5 лет назад +549

    Mark: You look lovely today
    Me: *Half asleep with my hair in knots and covered in ice cream* tHAnK YOu!

    • @ちゃんりゅこ
      @ちゃんりゅこ 5 лет назад +28

      tha *N* k y *O U*
      *_no u_*

    • @mattaubrey5774
      @mattaubrey5774 5 лет назад +24

      @Whisper Mark: you look lovely today
      Me with greasy hair, dirty shirt, too big of shorts, and dollar store earbuds: thAnK YoU

    • @thefirsttime7759
      @thefirsttime7759 5 лет назад +4

      @@mattaubrey5774 what does warbud have to do with looks

    • @thezeitos469
      @thezeitos469 4 года назад +1

      Sounds like one hell of a orgy

  • @mayae743
    @mayae743 7 лет назад +420

    Ethan: "OH NO!! There's no toilet paper!!"
    Only the highest quality entertainment here at The Markiplier Experience.

  • @notagentpanda
    @notagentpanda 5 лет назад +1700

    Let’s wear maroon shirts and not tell Tyler

    • @rottingsword
      @rottingsword 5 лет назад +43

      PrestonProductions Everyone notices these things... I never even notice my own shirt color ;-;

    • @glitch_party
      @glitch_party 5 лет назад +15

      PrestonProductions I’m wearing a maroon shirt rn. O-o

    • @flygreenwood
      @flygreenwood 5 лет назад +67

      Let's also wear gray pants and not tell Tyler.

    • @resss9403
      @resss9403 4 года назад +60

      Let's also wear caps and not tell Tyler

    • @glitch_party
      @glitch_party 4 года назад +42

      They really planned a lot of this without him.

  • @miumune
    @miumune 4 года назад +53

    lol amy and ethan honestly have sm similarities and such a cute relationship they really seem like siblings

  • @mattthecreator4653
    @mattthecreator4653 7 лет назад +709

    Ethan: do you want a ballista fact?
    Mark: I do not!
    Ethan: "reads anyway"
    Mark: "stares at Ethan madly"

    • @kaylahgriffin8508
      @kaylahgriffin8508 6 лет назад +18

      Amaya myers Ethan: “Stops”
      Mark: “starts to open”
      Ethan: “reads another one”
      Mark: “stops again and looses all hope”
      🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @SoupMagoosh
      @SoupMagoosh 6 лет назад

      Amaya myers ii

    • @stevebailey8285
      @stevebailey8285 6 лет назад

      Robert McKinnon wot?

    • @trottinboots
      @trottinboots 6 лет назад

      GO ETHAN

  • @Cokira_
    @Cokira_ 7 лет назад +686

    Ballista in German is = BALLISTA
    Ballista in Italian is = BALLISTA
    Ballista in French is = Ballis- TA
    Ballista in Bulgarian is = Ballist-AH
    - Rosetta Stoneiplier

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 7 лет назад +9

      Balls Is Tah.

    • @salviaterra8734
      @salviaterra8734 7 лет назад +3

      Cocaiina Ballista in Spanish is Ballesta.

    • @beccalendl
      @beccalendl 7 лет назад +12

      thanks for the language lesson mark, quality

    • @druid-exe
      @druid-exe 7 лет назад

      discord.gg/RbncRnn

    • @OverripeScarab
      @OverripeScarab 7 лет назад

      The German word is "Balliste" actually .

  • @kinnico7886
    @kinnico7886 7 лет назад +808

    i keep coming back for the dumb accents and ethan hitting mark

    • @elainazimmerman5105
      @elainazimmerman5105 7 лет назад +50

      gaywad for me it's Ethan's bathroom break, Mark and Ethan conflict about glue and Ethan hitting Mark and finally "CAN WE GET ONE BILLION LIKES!"

    • @calistagagui2924
      @calistagagui2924 7 лет назад +5

      Aren't we all?

    • @taychung7000
      @taychung7000 7 лет назад +4

      I've literally watched this 7 times for the entire time through.

  • @joshuatremper5026
    @joshuatremper5026 5 месяцев назад +3

    Mark has made an ancient engineering innovation, take down your enemies from some kind of distance in the concealment of your sleeve

  • @iceddork7342
    @iceddork7342 6 лет назад +552

    Are we not gonna talk about how Ethan's face was in Mark's crotch in the beginning of the video? 😂😂😂

    • @gabbywhittemore4036
      @gabbywhittemore4036 6 лет назад +12

      ikr I died 🤣🤣😂

    • @gacha_love8695
      @gacha_love8695 5 лет назад +36

      And his hat says hentai

    • @jackdupjay4566
      @jackdupjay4566 5 лет назад +27

      No. No we are not because it is 2018 and we should be used to that by now.

    • @rockymountainway21
      @rockymountainway21 5 лет назад +12

      @@jackdupjay4566 see how yous has no likes? See it?

    • @stopno8120
      @stopno8120 5 лет назад +12

      @@rockymountainway21 Sees hows fuckings annoyings its is tos adds S's tos wordss thats donts needs its?

  • @splatterdots2436
    @splatterdots2436 7 лет назад +307

    *sits in shower* "I could've been an engineer." - Markiplier

    • @testbread9167
      @testbread9167 7 лет назад

      Splatter Dots q

    • @c0rpsy369
      @c0rpsy369 7 лет назад +1

      Splatter Dots yeah, he could have been. (Luckily he isn't)

    • @apothecurio
      @apothecurio 7 лет назад

      reference to marks top ten list where he is crying in the shower wishing he was an engineer.

    • @ianbaker672
      @ianbaker672 7 лет назад +1

      I read that as shits in shower and thought you were referencing this video

    • @garvinator4861
      @garvinator4861 7 лет назад

      I could of been a cow

  • @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576
    @ericwilson-musicandcovers8576 5 лет назад +333

    1:11 "You too, Amy!" "Thanks!"
    Underrated

  • @madsceptictrooper6803
    @madsceptictrooper6803 4 года назад +21

    I like how making ballistas made Mark, Ethan and Tyler so crazy, they became children again.

  • @ShortStorytime
    @ShortStorytime 7 лет назад +1265

    "Hey, let's go on a glue adventure!" *Ethan huffs crazy glue* XD

  • @jcuevas7316
    @jcuevas7316 7 лет назад +117

    they look like a bunch of adorable kids showing their moms what they made in arts and crafts

  • @mmmno3427
    @mmmno3427 7 лет назад +237

    Mark: We need to move *moves Ethans project*
    Ethan:CAREFUL!!!!

  • @Atrasimi0226
    @Atrasimi0226 3 года назад +17

    Mark: has all the advantages but struggles
    Tyler: has moderate advantage and does average
    Ethan: has all the disadvantages but still manages to somewhat succeed

  • @AbbyBubbls
    @AbbyBubbls 7 лет назад +147

    I love Amy's little "Thanks!" after Mark says that she looks good today. ^-^ I love them so much.

  • @sebatomic870
    @sebatomic870 4 года назад +583

    Ethan: I have a whole thing of glue
    Tyler: I have a whole new crazy glue
    Ethan: downs his frosting

  • @AlisonBlack1359
    @AlisonBlack1359 7 лет назад +372

    Guys it's clear who won.......
    Amy and Catherine, clearly

    • @pokesepticeye2732
      @pokesepticeye2732 7 лет назад +1

      Yes.

    • @angelharris7173
      @angelharris7173 7 лет назад +25

      AlisonBlack1359 Yes because they put up with these damn man children everyday

    • @judgehangman
      @judgehangman 7 лет назад +3

      it's Kathryn ^-^

    • @taty8370
      @taty8370 7 лет назад

      AlisonBlack1359 ikr

    • @ProcyonCM
      @ProcyonCM 7 лет назад +5

      AlisonBlack1359 No obviously Chica won

  • @SleepyPathos
    @SleepyPathos 3 года назад +56

    This was all filmed before Unus Annus ever started. You can really tell how their dynamic has changed and how much their friendship has grown. Kudos to them, but also, ouchies to us.

  • @hibamk6876
    @hibamk6876 7 лет назад +100

    Seriously, Tyler is the only one who is ever serious about these challenges and actually tries.

    • @victorianguyen6849
      @victorianguyen6849 7 лет назад +12

      Yea and that what makes them hilarious. No one wants an entire video of all three of these guys silently building this stuff XD

    • @kykybutternut3494
      @kykybutternut3494 7 лет назад

      Victoria Nguyen right love this one like love the rest lol

  • @meruem843
    @meruem843 7 лет назад +559

    This video, and ethan's hat made me realize that ethan and hentai are one letter away from being the same word just mixed up.

    • @coldbrew6104
      @coldbrew6104 7 лет назад +20

      Justin Adams You clever son of a bitch o_o

    • @cyndalis7743
      @cyndalis7743 7 лет назад +15

      You're right, Ethan and I make hentai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @ohhi7168
      @ohhi7168 7 лет назад +6

      Justin Adams omg mind blowing °o°

    • @mikaylarose2157
      @mikaylarose2157 7 лет назад +84

      Ethan
      Than
      Han
      Hen
      Hent
      Henta
      Hentai

    • @sentretsparkle
      @sentretsparkle 7 лет назад +4

      Flawless logic.
      Seems legit.
      10/10

  • @faith-pc4nh
    @faith-pc4nh 7 лет назад +1164

    Mark and Ethan's accents have me crying.
    Also Ethan's accent makes him sound like Pistachio from Master of Disguise

    • @beyondnormal8219
      @beyondnormal8219 7 лет назад +16

      i was just about to say:
      why their accents? they're ameri--
      wait.
      their weird accents that are hilarious is what you're talking about
      (i hope because this comment would be useless)

    • @faith-pc4nh
      @faith-pc4nh 7 лет назад +4

      Shay Shay yes their weird accents

    • @amazingabby3096
      @amazingabby3096 7 лет назад +7

      Mark had a mental breakdown pretty much EVERY video.

    • @BioBazrad
      @BioBazrad 7 лет назад +17

      WHY DO I KEEP STICKING HAND IN BEES NEST

    • @Spookykat
      @Spookykat 7 лет назад +3

      It's like an idubbbz impersonation

  • @brightmeadows
    @brightmeadows 3 года назад +52

    “going to the grocery store- ah! enemy!!” - weirdly accurate for 2020

  • @skywxlk3r303
    @skywxlk3r303 5 лет назад +623

    When Ethan had to go to the bathroom I heard "There's no toilet" XD😂😂

  • @LARAUJO_0
    @LARAUJO_0 7 лет назад +332

    moral of the story:
    use the fucking instructions for shit like this

  • @cuffedjeans7320
    @cuffedjeans7320 7 лет назад +265

    Did I seriously just watch a man construct a ballista using icing?

    • @victorianguyen6849
      @victorianguyen6849 7 лет назад +1

      I don't know, did you? XD

    • @sascharuler
      @sascharuler 7 лет назад +2

      No you watched ETHAN construct a balstia outta icing

    • @kaitlyncamp3003
      @kaitlyncamp3003 6 лет назад +9

      No you didnt. You watched a man construct a ballista using sparkly squeeze

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 6 лет назад +1

      You watched a blue boy construct a ballista using icing

    • @Strawberry-gr6fu
      @Strawberry-gr6fu 6 лет назад +1

      yes yes you did

  • @emilystrickland8157
    @emilystrickland8157 Год назад +6

    This is such sibling energy… Tyler is the older, calmer one who is just happily making his toy… Mark is a middle child getting into bicker arguments with Ethan… Meanwhile Ethan is the youngest and craziest with his frosting

  • @ganinf123
    @ganinf123 7 лет назад +341

    8:20
    Top 10 anime battles

    • @arnajohnson8870
      @arnajohnson8870 7 лет назад

      omg yes

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 7 лет назад +18

      I WILL NOT GIVE YOU SQUEEZE!
      GIVE SQUEEZE!

    • @ovenknees4410
      @ovenknees4410 7 лет назад +6

      I was dying!!

    • @Rosisen
      @Rosisen 6 лет назад +2

      It's even better when you watch it in speed x2

    • @JackDLong
      @JackDLong 6 лет назад

      ZEROstinks
      Stop using overused shit.

  • @s.colins2050
    @s.colins2050 7 лет назад +206

    Just noticed Ethan's hat, laughed my butt off. Then I noticed Tyler's shirt, realized that he almost always wears it every video, and for some reason it cracked me up so badly that my mother actually questioned my mental health. That might not sound like much to some of you, but she gave up doing that so long ago, that her doing that now might actually mean something. XD

    • @leohernandez8248
      @leohernandez8248 7 лет назад +3

      I just noticed.."Hentai"

    • @s.colins2050
      @s.colins2050 7 лет назад +1

      [Insert Name] Yep. XD

    • @alyssagames01
      @alyssagames01 7 лет назад +3

      Sara Claymore my grandma questions that to me a lot lol I can relate

    • @jackielogan9104
      @jackielogan9104 7 лет назад

      Sara Claymore the Hentai hat

    • @potonarw2592
      @potonarw2592 7 лет назад

      Sara Claymore I honestly thought what would happen if he went out in public with the hat on
      He would probably get arrested

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 7 лет назад +383

    that moment you realize the hat ethan is wearing says "HENTAI" lol

    • @yungronny3944
      @yungronny3944 7 лет назад +4

      yeah i was searching for that comment

    • @prestonlee1592
      @prestonlee1592 7 лет назад

      Kawber when?

    • @ChaosAngelMoon
      @ChaosAngelMoon 7 лет назад +9

      That moment when you were in the mid-teens and accidentally stumbled upon hentai...
      the tentacle one.

    • @cl03cl
      @cl03cl 7 лет назад

      Kawber 😂

    • @LightningSe7en
      @LightningSe7en 7 лет назад +4

      His name is also one letter short of becoming an anagram of it.

  • @lowpolymoose873
    @lowpolymoose873 3 года назад +54

    This is a nice reprieve from the realization that Unus Annus is gone

    • @aireonaleroymarion4100
      @aireonaleroymarion4100 3 года назад +2

      Plz tell me I'm not the only one rewatching these wishing unus annus didn't end

  • @xpdustr
    @xpdustr 5 лет назад +200

    15:52 two moms come to check on two arguing brothers after the youngest told on them😂

  • @andreyamerkova1329
    @andreyamerkova1329 7 лет назад +481

    *stops in the middle of the video to go to the toilet*
    *2 mins later*
    E:" OH..NOOOOO"
    M: "Are you poopin'?"
    E:"THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER!"
    Yes mum those are my idols..😂😂

    • @natedor7739
      @natedor7739 6 лет назад

      Who is E and M. Got *EM* ?

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 6 лет назад

      Andy Winchester really no toilet paper

    • @Josh-dj6it
      @Josh-dj6it 6 лет назад

      Andy Winchester Frickin hilarious dude, those r mine too

    • @bombba904
      @bombba904 6 лет назад

      Andy Winchester I

    • @izumi_hqim4924
      @izumi_hqim4924 6 лет назад

      Glyph *E* Ethan
      *M* Mark

  • @kylapalmer2830
    @kylapalmer2830 7 лет назад +1466

    "OH NO guys theres No toilet paper"-Ethan 2017
    Edit: UMmmmm wat thanks for 1k likes

  • @jewishunicorn7489
    @jewishunicorn7489 3 года назад +47

    It’s so weird seeing Amy and Ethan without the dynamic they found during UA. Like they’re still laughing together but it’s nowhere near how comfortable they were in Unus Annus

  • @savannahlimarenko6646
    @savannahlimarenko6646 7 лет назад +338

    A short poem about Ethan this video
    First he had to poo
    Then he had no glue
    Oh what could he do
    No ballista for you
    Guess you'll have to lose

  • @AemesIsMe
    @AemesIsMe 7 лет назад +231

    I love it how this is a perfect example of a classroom: people who know their shit, but think too complicated and don't get things done like how you want it to (Mark), people who don't know what they're really talking about... make something and gloating about it when it's done (Ethan), and then you have people taking their time and being in the middle of the previous categories (Tyler) XD

    • @s4turnnn649
      @s4turnnn649 7 лет назад +1

      UsagiKuyani I'm definitely like Tyler.

    • @Doubte
      @Doubte 7 лет назад

      UsagiKuyani I love ur profile pic Dean is awesome

    • @macheteman3832
      @macheteman3832 7 лет назад

      UsagiKuyani totally mark

  • @deer790
    @deer790 6 лет назад +631

    Ballista in German is... *BALLISTA*
    Ballista in Italian is... *BALLISTA*
    Ballista in French is... *BALLISTAUU*
    Ballista in Bulgaria is... *BALLISTAAAUU*
    Ballista in poland is... *BALLISTAAAUUU*

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 6 лет назад +8

      well, in French it's Baliste, which is pronounced balist'
      I smell a slightly false facty fact fact õ.ô Oh wait...

    • @BioSentient
      @BioSentient 6 лет назад +1

      Ballistraugh

    • @anima_ignis5233
      @anima_ignis5233 5 лет назад +4

      Ballista in poland is just Balista but that was funny :D

    • @WielkiHyde
      @WielkiHyde 5 лет назад +4

      In polish its balista not much changes

    • @alostkommando7420
      @alostkommando7420 5 лет назад +1

      Ballista is the language of fear

  • @jaxsinclair4802
    @jaxsinclair4802 3 года назад +182

    so we can all agree we're all here to cope with the fact that unus annus is over.

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 года назад +1

      Yes.

    • @toom9286
      @toom9286 3 года назад +2

      Nope

    • @bitmammothOG
      @bitmammothOG 3 года назад

      @@toom9286 Ahh the state of denial...

    • @toom9286
      @toom9286 3 года назад +2

      @@bitmammothOG Lmao I'm not one bit upset that It's gone cause I can accept It's gone.

    • @jamsyhere2586
      @jamsyhere2586 3 года назад +2

      Still coping :)