Polybius - Scott The Woz
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- Опубликовано: 28 окт 2017
- Happy Halloween! Scott takes a look at one of the most infamous urban legends in all of gaming, Polybius.
Twitter: @ScottTheWoz
Music Used:
"Flower Garden" from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
"Beginning" from Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse (Famicom)
"Shifty Boo Mansion" from Super Mario 3D World
"Giygas" from EarthBound
"Final Boss (US)" from Sonic CD
"Majora's Theme" from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"Crystal Caves Race" from Donkey Kong 64
"Spooky Scherzo" by Sam Fonteyn
"Terror Chase" by JM Scherf Music
"Abandoned" by Peder B. Helland
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes 
Игры
Fellas, fellas. I started conceptualizing this episode around May of 2017! I even thought to myself: "Man! It would make sense if the Angry Video Game Nerd did an episode on Polybius for Halloween. That sure would kinda way past blow because I want to do an episode on Polybius this Halloween!" Of course right when I finished the script for this, he uploads his episode on Polybius! James did an outSTANDING job this year on the Polybius episode, and so did Ahoy on his video, and even the Gaming Historian on his video! I still think mine is pretty different from all of theirs, I mean none of them have a walking Polybius cabinet. Just wanted to say: I think loads of people have made some pretty stellar Polybius videos this year. I've been planning this one for a while, it really truly was a coincidence that this year everybody happened to make a Polybius video. See ya next Sunday!
Hey! You copied Angry Video Game Nerd! Just kidding, great video by the way
You suck and are unoriginal scott
Is Angry Video Game Nerd your dad?
What's your ending theme
Scott The Woz so much production quality for such a small channel. Scott, you're an inspiration, man. Much love from Seattle~
“Luckily I was diagnosed with street smarts” **uses a base ball bat as a spear**
Hey he said street smarts not smart smart
it can be real effective as a torturing device
by slowly pushing it inside the throat and ripping the throat apart
From a corn stalk
@@doubt2022 are you ok dude?
@@elliotcampbell7284 im ok, sorry for disturbing
Fun fact: There’s at least one wattpad fanfiction about Polybius x Reader. It’s where a girl gets really deep into playing the game and the arcade cabinet decides “yeah sure she seems cool i wanna date her” and it’s cursed
no
Everybody gangsta till the polybuis machine says "harder daddy"
Is Wattpad a Rule 34 for literatures at this point?
the fact that your icon is the lemon demon logo makes this comment even worse
idk when this particular Wattpad fanfic was made so I might be incorrect with the dates, but could this have inspired the visual novel Arcade Spirits? Since that game also had Polybius arguably integral to its plot (where a pop star girl was so into arcade games, she didn't care if her music career flopped and just wanted to play a game called Polybius and was reported to have died while holding the cabinet's controller, and the protag later on does find out the pop star's soul was also wooed to stay inside the game)
"Im definitely more pumpkin than man at this point"
- Scott Wozniak (2017)
🤔
and years later he ate a wii
Man, you funny as hell. Soon as the cabinet started running I completely lost it.
I lost it when he pulled a bat out of the cornfield.
The bowling sound effects when he threw the bat at the cabinet...
you're*
When he loudly exclamed "sh**"
That killed me, the censoring makes it better
That was probably a costume
"Luckily I was diagnosed with a little thing called STREET SMARTS." -Scott the Woz, 2017.
Airon Maiden no, he was diagnosed with magic vision
Airon Maiden *procides to whip out random bat from a cornfield”
Airon Maiden stfu
No, he was diagnosed with mild congestion.
if you're going to quote the video, at least do it right. this is inaccurate.
7:57 best acting ever 10/10 oscar-worthy
Damn this last thing that made me cry this bad was avengers endgame
Polybius is said to be so addictive that people couldn't stop playing it. But we know it's impossible to make such game (even though some appear to be quite addictive to certain games), because otherwise EA would have made such game.
Pay five bucks to stop playing and go outside.
@@yourlocaljester3075 Pay five bucks to continue playing and get scammed.
5 dollars to either stop playing or keep playing. 5 more dollars to confirm your purchase
Pay 5 dollars to remove the power plug
Hey so there's this game called League of Legends
Bring back wozniak news u scrub
Horror Quoz Wow! You just achieved the rare occasion of Scott hearting a comment!
A Pointless Review
He does only have one heart.
@@MrYoYoBoBoChaddyInsaneZhangII You assume he only has one, where I (The avid viewer) know he has a whole collection of hearts in a storage cooler in his bedroom.
Woooow dude. That heart is like a badge of honor, wear it proudly.
Wow an og
Are you going to reprise your role as Peter Parker in the next Spider-Man movie?
Leo Doujiyuu He does look like Tom Holland!
Leo Doujiyuu glad to see I'm not the only person who thinks Scott looks like Tom Holland lmao
Leo Doujiyuu bruh
Shokai捷
He is dead.
666 likes, perfect for this video
7:39 everybody gangsta till the arcade machine starts walking
Poribiasu-chan kawaii~
kidz then: OH NO LINES SCARY
Kids now: oh cool a corpse!
oh wow thats so cool cheese man
Thank u joebama
@@cheeseman6833 me cheese man
@@rattfish yes?
“*points at corpse* same”
There's this documentary about Polybius by a RUclipsr called ahoy that is about 1 hour long and it is the best RUclips documentary i've ever seen.
It's a must watch video about Polybius
same
ruclips.net/video/_7X6Yeydgyg/видео.html
Seriously, not to put down Scott, but Ahoy’s vid is just incredible.
Hell yeah, I was looking for this comment. Stu is the man. The Wolfenstein and Doom vids are great too.
ahoy is such a good content creator
Seen it
Fun Fact: Polybius was actually just an early demo for Doki Doki Literature Club.
Caleb
Nah. This was basically Sonic ‘06
Nah
Cornn Flaek Man no it was
Fortnite
aly bob how
Reply: ...oh
No it was DmC Devil may Cry 2013
Oh hey, I remember that game. It was one of my favorites when I was young.
Okay, STALIN
@@suprisebuttsecks7969 s h u t
thanks, stalin
Oh hey, *we* remember that game. It was *our* favorite game when *we* were young.
No fair. I always wanted to play that. I only got to play kekrock and melee HD.
Cool vids man
TetraBitGaming I’d agree.
yees
Indeed
Cool vids man
True.
The question we need to ask ourselves here is when is the next episode of demonic arcade cabinet hunting.
Maybe the one responsible for Evil Otto.
@@namelessdork2256 berserk?
It’s almost 2024 and we still don’t have word on the next episode…
Theory: the cop that killed everyone, remember that guy? Is possessed by the polybius spirit
I'm sorry, what? That's way too vague. You're just describing all cops
@@HeyJinx watch Scott’s mysteries of gaming video
Really Coffee? Putting politics into Scott the Woz?
@Everyone's Favorite Akechi so what? Scott made some political jokes in his vids
@@everyonesfavoritesejong delicious pancakes
Scott: *carves watermelon to save time and because he can’t get pumpkin*
Also Scott: *finds time (and pumpkin) to eat entire pumpkin*
I actually thought this urban legend was true, believe it or not. It was just so creepy yet interesting, and the fact that it had to relate to videogames makes it even more so, like with Ben Drowned and Petscop. But like Scott said, the more you think about, the more and more holes begin to crop up...
The end of the video had me dying though.
You know Petscop isn’t real, right?
@@shittysoulsplayer5038 Neither is the game MM copy of Ben Drowned
Elliot Carlson I don’t know anything about Ben Drowned, so I thought it best to leave it out
Me too, I liked to think that it was just exaggerated. It would've been so cool.
AVGN: Serious Horror elements with him getting turned into a jumpscare by the machine
Scott: Makes Polybius look like a joke by having it grew legs and walk.
7:57 wow I love Niel Cicierega's aka Lemon Demon's song Cabinet Man, Track 3. of Spirit Phone (2016)
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO LMAO
scrolling the comments trying to find a cabinet man reference
thanx for being the first one
You can't see me behind the screen
I'm half human and half machine
bashing in my face
with a baseball bat
oh damn, he found the polybius arca-
**Cabinet starts moving**
RUN SCOTT!
It already got AVGN, we can't lose you too!
Shut up okay!!
Litten The Pokemon Cat why?
marty and litten are both being stupid rn
kyo's comment's funny and nice
Rip james
@@ahuman2791 How does that make him a boomer?
Next time on Demonic arcade cabinetts we will be hunting for....."what do we search again?"
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i got an Avatar Pinball machine at my movie theater which isn't working maybe someone can check that out
sonic.exe the arcade game, i guess?
A dumb Luigi's mansion dark moon arcade machine that I've wanted to play for a long time.
Beserk
I got scared at the beginning because I'm watching this on July 4th
Samme
1:31 *yes, Pacman is teaching kids how to load an AK-47*
wow you have been growing so fast now
It's because of RelaxAlax
The power of Alex my dude
because people finally know his moves
TSMSnation Ha i got it gr8 joke lol
The Other Guy rlly? I have no idea who that guy is but I just subbed a week ago cause he was in my recommended
If I ever meet you in real life, I'm gonna introduce you to my friends like this:
"Y'all, Scott."
"Scott, y'all."
I thought it was all
@@mjacknback8994 it is, this space cowboy lost his sense of hearing in a black hole while in space
See you, space cowboy.
7:40 Everybody gangsta till da ‘Cade system starts walkin
Personally the “Elusive Demonic Arcade Cabinet” segment is the funniest part of all STW videos.
You are so underrated.
Edit: Nvm
so is NitroRad.
I wish both of them would explode in popularity!
It's just underexposed :)
dude shaddap look what happened to jontron after he was underrated
Spoopy Soup there are many underrated others. One of my favorites is 3GI Industries
@@ronadams5744 Scary Terry, didn't know you use RUclips.
Yesterday I watch kinda almost half your playlist videos and I like your channel just from one day you're kinda in my top 40 or something like that
Sceptile Tube SAME
Sceptile Tube hes in my top 20
VideoComic Nerd cool
hes in my top 1
Yesterday I kinda almost use grammar
Everytime I click on his channel Im greeted to this video and its not even his most popular video. Wonder if Scott was just too lazy to change it
Edit: It has now sadly been replaced by the game boy color video
Lol I was thinking the same thing
Luckily, I was diagnosed with a little thing I like to call street smarts.
*Beats the machine to death
then he saw my blood
on his sneakers
severely underrated content, please keep up your good work
Gravuun ah, a comment from back before Scott blew up from a combination of being able to kinda get used to conforming with the RUclips algorithm and a shout out from JonTron and now Scott is steadily making his way to the 1 million mark!
I recently discovered your channel and I've binged almost all of your vids. Keep up the great work
lol me too!
Berg
7:40 The most hilarious thing I've ever seen XD
7:39 YOU CANT SEE ME BEHIND THE SCREEN (Niel Cici. noises)
I'm half human, and half machine!
BA BA BA DA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA DA DA DA DA DA
Hey Scott love your vids
Absolutely great so thanks for making such great videos
Powerstarmario 17 I read love your kids and thought it was funny, now I'm just disappointed
7:55 cabinet man intensifies
The footage at 7:45 looks as if it were made by a smash bros/Nintendo direct/Nintendo switch leaker
7:00 On this episode we 're going to try find polybius on the next episode....
Jesus Christ, has youtube actually recommended me a channel which makes good content? Holy fuck.
BananR_ManR Nah you are lying
I know right
BananR_ManR you need to get your recommendations fixed
Sir Shadow I'd rather youtube fix the ad revenue given to content creators first.
BananR_ManR how much was the dlc?
This was nice and satirical, hope most people get it and don't jump fast into conclusions. Btw, I just love that final chime/jingle you use as an outro, where is it from?
niespeludo doctor who
Thanks for the reply. I'm probably one of the few people in the continent who bought that game and never really recognized the tune.
No it's the very famous theme tune of doctor who
OmegaYoshi yes I am joking of course
@@d1moabz28 So you don't confuse further people who read your comments, write sarcastically lIkE tHiS and not like this
8:59 never gets old.
Avgn: *presumably died in his encounter with polybious*
Scott: "Luckily, I was dia with a little thing I like to call street smarts."
That was a damn good video. James fucking loves horror.
Holy hell, Peter Parker has a RUclips channel!
You made spit out my drink lol
•-•
wot
No, Jesus has a youtube channel
This is just an over used joke at this point
Alexander the great 123 yeah. And he doesn’t even look that much like him
Dude I could've sworn I saw you with 1,000 subs exactly a week ago and now you have nearly 20,000!!! I freaking knew you were going somewhere. Congrats!!!
MisterSomeone12 finally someone with good grammar on youtube
In b4 Scott blew up.
Congrats on 1 million subs, Scott! :D
@@kevsomeone he deserves it, he just seems so nice
2 years later, I am rewatching his old videos while he has over a million
Polybius tried PSI Brainshock a!
Little Kid felt strange...
Nice
fellow earthbound series fan, hello
Excuse me, I think you have the wrong series. Can you come please pick him up, he's a little lost
Little kid got brainwashed and got lost
Thank you for reading this comment. This comment loves you.
Can't wait for Part 2 where he covers Cabinet Man
This was awesome. That walking arcade cabinet was actually kinda cute.
Scott the Woz and the Polybius heist
On this exact day 5 years ago... Scott carved a pumpkin
7:13 how to catch a predator in a nutshell
One of my favourite videos from Scott. Optimal blend of informative and funny, especially loved the moving cabinet and the jab at all the gamepastas at the end with the watermelon!
Scott: luckily I was diagnosed with street smarts
Also Scott: chucks bat head first into arcade cabinet
Never forget the other creepy game that no one knows if it is true or not: Petscop
how has is been a month already
@@oolexer how's it been 2 months already?
@@kaworusephirot174 magi- anyways how has your life been going this year
Pyrocinical
@@bielles52 yeab
7:40 Everybody gangsta until Polybius starts walkin
This was uploaded on my birthday! Thanks for the gift!
One of your best in a while yo!
Since Polybius was shown as an Easter egg on the latest episode of Loki, does that make Scott the Woz canon in the MCU?
Watching this in July so I have the reverse of his time perception. Now Halloween is in JULY!
Why not have Halloween twice? Summerween makes sense as a concept!
that's a episode plot in gravity falls
Summerweens a thing in gravity falls
Because if we did Then I'd Be Tortured
Love your channel.
Glad to be here before it blows up.
First Kobe 2012 and now this, Scott have mercy on watermelons
Smallfry I think it was Shaq 2012
Derek Fisher 2012?
Polybius is outside my house
help
Polybius lore thickens. 7:34
Kinda surprised I haven’t run into your channel yet. Well-produced, well-written and hilarious. You’ve gained a new subscriber.
I just started following your channel. Not because of this video, but because of other videos. This video was also good.
When I noticed a Polybius arcade machine in episode 5 of Loki I squealed
6:30 man, this is one weird episode of supernatural...
This is the amazing thing about your content, even if I think I wont care for the video based on the title; it still ends up being funny and enjoyable. Keep up the great work Scott, and DFTBA.
It's been 3 years and this video is still amazing
Yes
I haven't been watching your videos for as long as some others here, but honestly: You're one of the most entertaining RUclipsrs I have ever come across, your videos are like a rollercoaster man. Keep it going!!
Does anyone else hear the music kick in at 1:18 and get reminded that SBFP are gone and so are future Shitstorm episodes?
Man, I'm watching Scott to get over them breaking up and there's reminders of them even in this video.
Your production quality is awesome for your subscriber count.
WHEN IT STARTED WADDLING AHAHA
ant i absolutely screamed laughing lmao
This is the video that made me subscribe to the channel, a little over 4 years ago. Can't believe how far Scott has come since then - I never expected his channel to become so big, or for his content to make it to TV, or for him to produce an officially licensed Monopoly set based on his content. Huge congrats to him!
Lemon demon reference
This video was made in October of 2017...
@@quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 yeah and spirit phone was released in 2016, your point?
I started watching StW from this vid when this was a new video at the time and here we are @ 1 mil subscribers, i liked how short and simple his videos seem, but also so funny and much energy and charisma
This channel is fantastic!
Just watching and re-watching some older videos and this one was great man, loved the effects too
Didn't expected to see you here
This is the first I have heard of this. Thank you for the video.
4:36 "PAIN".... I THINK OF PAIN EVERYDAY..... because I've played so much GMod and TF2
2:30 i got this from chibi robo ziplash
This is a great video. I love your comedy so much, man!
Nice Sonic CD music in the background, my goosebumps are shivering!
Scott, I adore the subdued, focused, tightly written nature of your content. You are also deceptively charismatic. Please start a Patreon or something so I can give to it, anything to ensure this channels consistency during a time where RUclips ads are butt.
Happy Independence
I used to really dislike the sketch portions of Scott’s videos, but now I love them
That ending had me laughing non-stop. "Street smarts"
It was re released under the name FlingSmash
Wow you have gained a ton of subs! Congrats. I have been subbed since around 250 subs.
Scott, you are the best comedy gaming channel to come along since JonTron. I love your work and am happy to see you've grown such a devoted following so quickly. Kudos.
I like how the AVGN’s episode on Polybius got more creepy overtime, and was genuinely scary. And then Scott the Woz just makes a video of him hitting the cabinet with a baseball bat, burning the cabinet, and containing the souls in a watermelon.
can you plz be my mom
Same, pk
I-
Same bro
how
Same
Your Videos are way to well created for someone with 21k subs..You defenetly deserve more
loving the earthbound music in the background... fits the mood perfectly
I saw this one -RUclips video- documentary that talked about polybius. I can’t remember the name of the channel. It was something pirate.* Great video. It dove into the mystery and where it came from 10/10 would watch again.
It was a 52 minute -RUclips video- documentary. Should watch guys
*EDIT: the channel wasn’t called something pirate, it was called ahoy.
21k subs! Wow! You keep growing! Love your channel
Dynastone 25k now
he had only 25k a year ago? He's grown like wildfire then damn