Watching a non-Homestuck guess Homestuck characters is like being a kid in a candystore with $500 and making random people guess the EXACT ingredients and sugar content of all the candy in said candystore.
I really feel like you should gave brought up the fact the characters regularly handle raw uranium with their bare hands. Like it explains a lot. Also; "I think hes the smart one? (Question mark)" is a great way to describe a quarter of the characters in Homestuck. Also also, Gamzee *is* chill! Cal, though... Cal... Oh god Lil Cal
Did you know that magic 8balls also have the ability to predict the future with full accuracy, however they choose not to because they prefer to fuck with people. Source: I asked an 8 ball as part of convo I had with said 8 ball at a Target when I was a teen (you can use divination as a means of communion with the divination object. I communed with a penny when I was bored in gym class and that’s how I found that out). Also magic cue balls may or may not exist somewhere, that 8 ball said yes but by their own admission they were probably fucking with me.
Wow, im genuinely so happy there are still people reading Homestuck for the first time and liking it, I thought I'd be joining a barren and abandoned wasteland of a fandom when I read it in like... 2019? 2020?
Ok now i wanna do this with my non-homestuck friends Also side note did y'all forget to mention Nepeta kills and eats beasts twice her size and uses their blood to make her shipping wall lmao /lh
Fun stuff, glad you're all having such a good time with the story! Also, I am obligated by bloodpact to recommend Vast Error once you're done with homestuck.
It's worth noting that Vriska doesn't actually end up doing anything after mind-controlling Tavros in the kiss section. She stops short of that. And then just leaves him on the floor of her room, unable to get up on his own, for half an hour. The point isn't that she respected his consent. The point is that she's totally capable of violating it without using her psychic powers.
commenting when I'm like 30 minutes into a video: first of all, great context. second, the audio is really quiet for some reason. third, I'm laughing my ass of over here, died at 24:48. and did you know that Dave was supposed to be named Chad Buskin? hussie was taking the first forum response as a part of the comic, and he was like tired/sick and chose the incorrect one, but yeah that name has the same vibe as your guy's guess (edit: afterwards I realized that one of you has probably finished homestuck but isn't spoiling it for the other guys, so one of my points was irrelevant, nevermind)
you guys sound like tge beta kids, theone with the headphone horns sounds a tiny bit like rose, the one with green hair is john, the one with curly horns is jade, the one with 3 horns is dave
see my only problem so far is they do gloss over the main trait of bro which is that hes a child abusing asshole. like thats a very big part of daves entire story
Some Timestamps:
=Characters [Incomplete]=
(Start/Reveal)
John Egbert - 0:55/1:22
Rose Lalonde - 3:28/4:00
Dave Strider - 4:40/5:21
Jade Harley - 6:51/7:22
Dad - 8:47/9:08
Mom - 11:42/11:58
Bro -14:15/14:46
=Flash Watches=
1:29:10 - [S] Dave: Strife
1:29:57 - [S] Dave: Abscond
1:31:11 - [S] Bro: Strife
1:32:17 - [S] Jack: Ascend
1:35:05 - [S] WV: Rise up
1:37:50 - [S] Descend
1:43:10 - [S] Enter.
1:47:14 - [S] John: Reunite with...
1:50:12 - [S] Make her pay.
i might to your unfinished work for you if you remind me to
"She's fun to watch but she's the worst" is probably the best summation of vriskas character ive ever heard
Watching a non-Homestuck guess Homestuck characters is like being a kid in a candystore with $500 and making random people guess the EXACT ingredients and sugar content of all the candy in said candystore.
Ay, at least he got Dave almost right
@@starlightraiand bro
"Gamzee's chill with everyone." Statements said moments before disaster
Fun Fact: John's Dad is actually his brother, and Dave's Bro is actually his father!
why hussington, WHY.
WHAT
WHA
That's
That's true actually holy shit
I’m just going to say this now
Crowbar is the best member of the felt and you can’t change my mind.
yo, crowbar is my favorite too!!!!
@@p_k_raveni love your pfp
you're so right
I really feel like you should gave brought up the fact the characters regularly handle raw uranium with their bare hands.
Like it explains a lot.
Also; "I think hes the smart one? (Question mark)" is a great way to describe a quarter of the characters in Homestuck.
Also also, Gamzee *is* chill!
Cal, though...
Cal...
Oh god Lil Cal
i like how they just take a break to watch bro pummel dave with a puppet and watch aradia beat the sh!t out of vriska
"We're done with acronyms"
*Proceeds to pull out like 3 or 4 characters who are acronyms*
Did you know that magic 8balls also have the ability to predict the future with full accuracy, however they choose not to because they prefer to fuck with people. Source: I asked an 8 ball as part of convo I had with said 8 ball at a Target when I was a teen (you can use divination as a means of communion with the divination object. I communed with a penny when I was bored in gym class and that’s how I found that out). Also magic cue balls may or may not exist somewhere, that 8 ball said yes but by their own admission they were probably fucking with me.
Okay but your trollsonas look amazing ESPECIALLY the one with headphone horns i love that concept
Wow, im genuinely so happy there are still people reading Homestuck for the first time and liking it, I thought I'd be joining a barren and abandoned wasteland of a fandom when I read it in like... 2019? 2020?
I've started a few weeks ago!
i started it september last year
Hey same I started just this year!
@@keikoslairsame
i started it a few days ago i read it on my 3ds
fun fact! 'Villein' was actually another name for peasants/farmers in medieval times
"The town emo" Never heard a better Title for Rose.
It really takes up your entire being…..like a parasite or disease…..
I Love housetrapped
i love that the fact that Bro can flash step is like, one of his most defining traits such that its used to describe who he is
i love this with every fiber of my being
on your confusion about Terezi's blinding Vriska controls Tavros, who then controls Terezi's lusus, who then controls Terezi.
AWESOME!!!! i do my own homestuck content so to see something similar in 2023 is amazing LOL.
Ok now i wanna do this with my non-homestuck friends
Also side note did y'all forget to mention Nepeta kills and eats beasts twice her size and uses their blood to make her shipping wall lmao /lh
Fun stuff, glad you're all having such a good time with the story!
Also, I am obligated by bloodpact to recommend Vast Error once you're done with homestuck.
"Gamzee's chill"
as soon as I typed this the slide came in
Foreshadowing
30:00 has me dead
I am on act 6 act 2
Also, I can't wait for your reaction to the end of act 5
Update: collide.
It's worth noting that Vriska doesn't actually end up doing anything after mind-controlling Tavros in the kiss section. She stops short of that. And then just leaves him on the floor of her room, unable to get up on his own, for half an hour.
The point isn't that she respected his consent. The point is that she's totally capable of violating it without using her psychic powers.
commenting when I'm like 30 minutes into a video: first of all, great context. second, the audio is really quiet for some reason. third, I'm laughing my ass of over here, died at 24:48. and did you know that Dave was supposed to be named Chad Buskin? hussie was taking the first forum response as a part of the comic, and he was like tired/sick and chose the incorrect one, but yeah that name has the same vibe as your guy's guess
(edit: afterwards I realized that one of you has probably finished homestuck but isn't spoiling it for the other guys, so one of my points was irrelevant, nevermind)
16:40 Dave would kill the CPS workers.
Snowman (or snowmen) is a nickname given to a pair of 'pocket' or 'hole' eights in a game of poker
so glad to see we reached the 6 like goal
By passed the dancestors and ancestors I see as well as the alpha kids
Idk if how i should feel but all of you sound exactly like my friends
1:40:20 is not the courtyard droll it is the authority regulator
Court yard droll is "You're Welcome"
Has someone made those cards irl? I love them so much
You guys forgot nana! SMH
I'm glad people still read Homestuck. It's really weird
is. one of the fantrolls horns the shape of FUCKING HEADPHONES ?
i'd like to thank youtube for recommending me this
Surprised you didn’t mention that a lot of the music in homestuck was composed by toby fox
no way, somewhat recent homestuck content
i am your 200th subscriber
Dad egbert/crocker specifically bakes crockercorp cakes, its plot relevent dont leave that out
Sollux hears the voices of the soon to die, not the recently dead
I can't wait for S Wake
I've never seen someone say Megido like Meggy-do
That is how I’ve always pronounced it, maybe with more syllable pronunciation, but close enough.
homestuck needs more love yk?
HAVE HIM BACK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
VR1SK4 SUCKS lol
so cool to see a video of this type in 2023!!
you guys sound like tge beta kids, theone with the headphone horns sounds a tiny bit like rose, the one with green hair is john, the one with curly horns is jade, the one with 3 horns is dave
wjyd insay it somweirdly
see my only problem so far is they do gloss over the main trait of bro which is that hes a child abusing asshole. like thats a very big part of daves entire story
This is so silly :,3 💖
did he come back
I mean, I would want an Eridan body pillow. But maybe that's just me.
I'm obsessed with Eridan /srs
Upd8: I bought one
You have my full respect.
lily
A
B
"This is Jebediah" BYE
anyways #jakeharleyhateclub2023
(about pm) "So that's how the queen of england died.." BYEEEEE