WAIT. IF GRAPHITE CAN LEVITATE ON STRONG MAGNETS- OH. MAH. GA. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A HOVERBOARD NOW. JUST REPLACE ALL ROADS WITH STRONG MAGNETS AND MAKE HOVERBOARDS OUT OF GRAPHITE! I feel like I have solved the world's problems. (PLEASE SOMEONE TEST THIS WITH A GIANT MAGNET AND A GRAPHITE HOVERBOARD)
Let's do the math. The United States itself has over 6.5 million kilometers of paved roads. A 45 cm diameter x 1 cm neodymium magnet plate is about $8. Put the plates end to end, and you'd need over 2,200 plates per kilometer. 2,200 x 6.5 million would be roughly 14.3 billion neodymium plates. 14.3 x $8 is about 114.4 billion USD, not to mention the price of graphite boards capable of withstanding a person's weight. Now, the science. The way in which they would move is very vague. Would they be at a constant slide down? A force pushing them externally? You manually moving it? How would the disabled use handicap versions of these hoverboards? Also, the way roads would be used. Would there be traffic cops directing where people went, and how they went? It would also cost a huge amount of money to dig up the asphalt in roads, place the magnets, and replace the asphalt. We're talking a multi-trillion dollar amount in that by itself. Lastly, the practicality of it. Your electronics on you wouldn't like this electromagnetic field in every paved road. It costs way too much money. It'd make the traffic system way too confusing and complicated, and there's much more still to be said. So no, you didn't fix the world's problems. You just gave it more.
Everytime he's like 'SAFTEY IS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY'.....and every time I watch his vids he has a different injury in different parts of his body-this time it was his hand
when anyone says you can do it at home it doesn't mean your gonna have acid at your house it just means you can do it at your house without it blowing up or destroying your house
+Wetty Fap having the word anime in your profile makes you a weeb? That's like saying watching one anime makes you a weeb, if he likes anime he would be considered a Otaku
Lol "wow, this is feels so good i don't want to stop playing with this!" "let's punch it..." **punch** "WOW, do you see that?" **punch** **punch** **punch** "it just does notss s fly away!" XDDD
5:47 you can make less sticky slime for free if you have bottle glue and liquid laundry detergent. just add the entire bottle of glue into a bowl you don't want to use again except to make more slime and add a bit of laundry detergent then mix with a spoon and keep adding laundry detergent and keep mixing until its in ribbons but you can pick it up. then knead it and after 30 seconds to one minute it should stick to itself and it won't be sticky. if it's still sticky, add more laundry detergent
I love you dude!! You're childlike attitude towards science is so darn cute. And i love that you always say "... where safety is number one priority." It's important! Thanks for the vids. 😁
+CrazyRussianHacker Hey Bro! how are you doing? I love your channel. I just saw your video and in your 3th experiment the graphite isn't really levitating. it's called quantum locking. keep up the great work bro!! ✌😎
try to wrap the piece of graphite in aluminum foil. when you have done this. put some liquid nitrogen in an bowl and put the graphite, which is wrapped in aluminium foil, in the bowl. let it cool down for a 1 minute or so. Then put it on the magnets. do some experiments with that....I already know what will happen. maybe a new video?? 😉
He is a literal huge baby who enjoys the smallest things and having innocent fun with his life. Gotta adore such rare personality.
DarknoorX that's so true
DarknoorX Ikr, That accent is amazing, it justs makes the video better. It never gets old. I'm glad he has two channels, because I love his content!
True
DarknoorX well guess what I'm Russian also so shutup
BOOM 0:40
BOOM 2:45
BOOM 4:09
BOOM 4:40
BOOM 5:17
BOOM 7:46
LMAO
LMAO
LMAO
HAHAAAHAAHAHHAAHAH
LMAO
*Safety is number one priority - left hand is in a bandage*
Ahahahah
true story
True 😂
Anatomy is number one priority - left arm is in a bandage
he might have been attacked
CrazyRussianHacker is the kind of guy who would say "Boom" after taking a dump.
atr
boom goes the dynamite
LMAOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I can imagine in his russian accent BOOM!!🌚
The GreenShawki yeh
The GreenShawki that is actually funny
"This feels so good I don't want to stop playing with it"
6:18
Lmao
+JadynAndAngie MSP CRYBABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dirty
+Atomic Gaming who cares, it's funny and a natural thing people do. Except talking about how amazing it is... XD
watch from 6:16 to 6:58 with your eye close
lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
U have a nasty mind dude
lol
WATCH...with your eyes closed, how is that supposed to happen😂
CrazyRussianHackers Words List:
1.Ameizin
2.Boom
and wooooooooooooow, and don't forget "I love it, let's punch it"
don't forget "thumbs up for me
"pretty cwazy"
and awesommmeee
"Look at dis"
"Experiments you can do at home." pulls out liquid nitrogen
i know im a little late but technically the truth... lol
only in russia
"Lets punch it"
Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Savage
Cabbage
baggage
+DizastermasterGaming misspelled
Do you guys notice that all of his videos on science experiments you can do at home are things that you don't normally have.
But they CAN be done at home
AlnD Alr I know but I mostly think of at home experiments with common items you would have. But I do see your point.
He's Russian he doesn't have the same normal as us
I think what he meant is that these experiments are safe to try at home
+AlnD Alr You could bomb ur bathroom at home,ur right
close yours eyes at 5:58 and imagine till 6:58
hahahah
Omg😂
hahaha i know what you were thinking lol
I laughed my as off XD
I cant breath hahaha XD
"This feels so good I don't wanna stop playing with it "
😂
@@dssherlyn5154 amaaaazing
Let's punch this hahahha
"This feels so good I don't wanna stop playing with it! Let's punch it."
😂😂😂
You should know what it means
That's how I be with the ladies
+atoche93 Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!¡
He likes beating it up.😂😏
0:40 Boom.
2:44 Boom.
4:38 Boom.
5:17 Boom.
7:44 Boom.
Sorry for spamming
Lmao, nice ears
4:10 Boom.
how cool is that
+Ewan Fickel Suomi!
*Walks into police station*, check this out BOOM!!! *gets tased*
just a joke that popped up xD
+iVinVirus Are you 7?
Neek Definitely older than ;)
+iVinVirus No, I think you're younger than 7 actually.
Older than you ;)
"Let's punch it, wow do you see that it doesn't just fly away " since when did slime fly?
😂😂😂
中国电
+liman zhao what does that say
I think he met I doesn't break and fall apart
+Raamiz Khan *Meant*
"woah that feels so good to hold it in my hand" im done...
lol
😂😂😂
i don wanna stop playin wit dis
Thats what she said
+Zaki Musyaffa lets punch it
6:17 close your eyes and listen
This was hilarious
hhahahahhaha
Omfg lmfaoooo
Hahaha lol
JAJAJAJAJA LOL
Go to 6:17 and just close your eyes...
lol
LMAO
It feels so good.......... LETS PUNCH IT 😂
Just about to say that it sounds like a porno in the making
Close your eyes when he starts the slime
Crazy Russian Hacker
"Im Gonna Make Alot More Slime"
"It Feels So Good I Cant Stop Playing With It"
"Lets Punch It"
:3
"this feels so good, I don't want to stop playing with it". I'm done...
continued by fapping noises
I want to make more
#Preverse
#GoneSexual
"this is too much fun" lmao
17 TIMES! IN THE HOOD! GONE WRONG! COPS CALLED!
Use code "BOOM" to get 90% off on dry ice
hahahahaha
Hahahaha!
Promo code LOL
You are everywhere, god!
Ka BOOM
FINE RUclips, I WATCHED IT, YOU HAPPY NOW??
Ikr
RUclips: No you must watch all the recommended. mwahahaha!!
why did you watch it?? RUclips will recommend these kind of videos more now..
+Johnny Cummings 😂😂
Very original m8
WAIT. IF GRAPHITE CAN LEVITATE ON STRONG MAGNETS- OH. MAH. GA. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A HOVERBOARD NOW. JUST REPLACE ALL ROADS WITH STRONG MAGNETS AND MAKE HOVERBOARDS OUT OF GRAPHITE! I feel like I have solved the world's problems. (PLEASE SOMEONE TEST THIS WITH A GIANT MAGNET AND A GRAPHITE HOVERBOARD)
that would cost trillions lol
they already have hoverboards that rely on strong magnets...
Let's do the math. The United States itself has over 6.5 million kilometers of paved roads. A 45 cm diameter x 1 cm neodymium magnet plate is about $8. Put the plates end to end, and you'd need over 2,200 plates per kilometer. 2,200 x 6.5 million would be roughly 14.3 billion neodymium plates. 14.3 x $8 is about 114.4 billion USD, not to mention the price of graphite boards capable of withstanding a person's weight. Now, the science. The way in which they would move is very vague. Would they be at a constant slide down? A force pushing them externally? You manually moving it? How would the disabled use handicap versions of these hoverboards? Also, the way roads would be used. Would there be traffic cops directing where people went, and how they went? It would also cost a huge amount of money to dig up the asphalt in roads, place the magnets, and replace the asphalt. We're talking a multi-trillion dollar amount in that by itself. Lastly, the practicality of it. Your electronics on you wouldn't like this electromagnetic field in every paved road. It costs way too much money. It'd make the traffic system way too confusing and complicated, and there's much more still to be said. So no, you didn't fix the world's problems. You just gave it more.
Wouldn't the weight of a human push it down anyway?
Your idea gave me the craziest idea ever but I dont wanna share it until I make sure it works
Everytime he's like 'SAFTEY IS NUMBER ONE PRIORITY'.....and every time I watch his vids he has a different injury in different parts of his body-this time it was his hand
His arm*
+Fadel Asmar what happen with his arm?
Last time I was this early, Drake got the last foam finger
Aye
lol
Omg
nostalgia
lol that was a good episode.
Dude I don't have that stuff laying around my house 😂
when anyone says you can do it at home it doesn't mean your gonna have acid at your house it just means you can do it at your house without it blowing up or destroying your house
+Anime Nation Studio
fokin weeb
The solution is the Internet c:
+Wetty Fap having the word anime in your profile makes you a weeb? That's like saying watching one anime makes you a weeb, if he likes anime he would be considered a Otaku
+zachary albaugh shut up weeb,you don't know what otaku means
Who thinks he'd be a good voice for a children's audio book?
Bum, pe'tty kool uh?
Yea a hilarious voice no offense towards his accent
who needs smoky eyes when you can have smoky fingers^^
HAHAHAHA
lol
And then you can rub your smokey fingers on you eyes to have real smokey eyes. Boom.
+ItsKarma Boom 😂
EXCLAIMER SAFETY EXCLAIMER the first experiment should be done with gloves and a mask, due to the toxicity of Phosphor (P)
Listen to 5:51-6:57 with your eyes closed.
LOL Nice One
HAHAHA XD
"It feels so good to hold it in my hands"
OMG hahahaha
gone sexual
6:16 - What he says to his GF every night.
Exactly
Lool
"Let's punch it"
Well she's a real masochist isn't she
Yeaah boom boom and boom
Lol
"wow, this is feels so good i don't want to stop playing with this!"
"let's punch it..."
**punch**
"WOW, do you see that?"
**punch**
**punch**
**punch**
"it just does notss s fly away!"
XDDD
5:47
you can make less sticky slime for free if you have bottle glue and liquid laundry detergent. just add the entire bottle of glue into a bowl you don't want to use again except to make more slime and add a bit of laundry detergent then mix with a spoon and keep adding laundry detergent and keep mixing until its in ribbons but you can pick it up. then knead it and after 30 seconds to one minute it should stick to itself and it won't be sticky. if it's still sticky, add more laundry detergent
"All I need is one of dis beggies"
LOL
Where did he say that?
Gazuka The goo part, he was explaining how cool it was and he said "all I need is one of dis beggies:
+ExtraCrispyToast hahahahaha
+ExtraCrispyToast best part XD
Just no more than two drops of alcohol. One, two. That's it. That's all it takes. (And you can drink the rest of the vodka! :P)
I think he meant rubbing alcohol
+Mr.youtube you missed the joke -_-
Kevin Alvarenga Glad at least one got the joke! ;)
very wow for me
Thumbs up for me
top 5 lines of crazy rusian live hacker
Boom
pretty cool huh
wow look how amazing
wow awsome
this is awsome
its spelled awesome not awsome
+Septiplier Away and who the hell cares
+Septiplier Away *It's*
And wooooooo 3:38
and "It jilminabop (from the blowing up a soccerball video)
thumbs up for me
Can someone make a video compilation of all the times he had said "boom"?? that'd be "aaawesome" :'))
Working on it
Who cares how much he says "boom"???
+Lol Whatup Because it's his catchphrase.
Pretty cool huh?
Pretty cool huh?
I can't tell if this channel is slowly becoming a toy channel or not.
Lol
stfu
yup
kinda haha! still dope though!
cptjfike true true
is his intro "what's up everybody welcome back to malibu tour?"
he says welcome back to my laboratory its just his accent
thx
welcome back to my laboritory where saefye is numba juan piority
😂😂😂😂😂
+IDaBossProdutions *where safety is number one priority
5:59 that's what she said
omfg xD
try 6:16
Glasses Craft lol, you atchually read it
+Dregan Dye *actually
I know you're not trying to be a pervert, but I noticed that you wanted to point it out because you think it's funny 👋😌
Am I the only one that loves this channel so much? Well he's funny with that accent, helpful, and educational. I'm weird lol
Keep this comment at an even number of likes
Nah
Nice try, but this is too old now.
its even
I don't want to
0 is even
That's how I feed my eel.
romans vlog? haha
romans vlog? haha
romans vlog? haha
romans vlog? haha
romans vlog? haha
Him- This slime is so cool
Me- Now the question is... Is how he going to get the slime off
Rub it a little bit
+VolumeHunter V.H. And get slime on the tap
use jet feul to melt the slime on the sink
I have been watching this channel for a very long time and this guy is honestly one of my favorites
CrazyRussianHacker the type of guy who watches 1080p RUclips ads.
The was the dumbest comment i'v ever heard. HUGE L
you're the type to watch ads
+Prtybrneyez wow roasted
+Christian Kinzel That was the dumbest comment I've ever seen
Haha
Can someone PLEASE tell me what he says at the start
"Welcome back everybody to mallaballatoy?
Laboratory
Welcome back to my laboratory where safety is number one priority
K thx
yep lol
+Kamen Rider Silver OHH that makes sense, forever I thought he said mallobuytoi or something like that
6:32 to 6:43 : Close your eyes at this part of the video.
Lol
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA best comment I've seen in a long time buddy
hahaahahaahahahaa gross
Spank me daddy...
Fap sound
so this is an unboxing channel disguised as a science channel.
It is a life hack channel
He hardly does experiments
It's a life hack channel. But he ran out of ideas and only does experiments
not really an unboxing channel
nope its imagination porn. just close your eyes and listen to it...
OMG IM SO EARLY HI RVERYBODY
Hi! :)
Haiiiii
hello
Hi
Yo!!!
"Wow look at all that smoke" many smoke very wow
😂
wow
what is the name plz answer maceson?
pretty crazy huh
"This the real smoke."
"It feels so good in my hands"
That's what she said
+Kawaii Potato oml KAWAII POTATO HIIII
Hi :D
Can you please add a link to all the products you bought? I especially like the gyroscope :)
Close you're eyes 6:42 - 6:48
+Annihilator X I know right X D
Lmao thnx !!!!!!!
Why? (Please tell me!)
😂😂
+Umar Tangali Xd
I LOVE the Woooooo sound he makes xD!!!!!!!
3:03
3:39
+IrishFrosty Connor?
The Russian mating call
pours water
boom
Cuts the match paper
Boom
breathes BOOM
+Dead Meme pops outta his mom
boom
+Dead Meme pops outta his mom
boom
+Daniela Agosta lol
I love you dude!! You're childlike attitude towards science is so darn cute. And i love that you always say "... where safety is number one priority." It's important! Thanks for the vids. 😁
this was supposed to be experiments you can do at home but who has all this at home
Every single crazy russian. Dah!
I had everything
+Osvi-wan lol
Well he said experiments you can do at home
Well if yah don't have it go to the store or if you are lazy stay the heck in bed.
when its 12:00 am and you watching a guy play with slime on youtube
what if you put a Bath full of slime
then, the bath is full of slime
+xxbr0txx x GENIUS
WOW! but i mean like if you take a bath in it?!
+pigg pigg go to guava juice channel he filled a bath with slime and took a bath in it
StryVived oh thanks!
These videos are great. Especially the commentary. Thank you.
7:24 who thought of beyblade?
me
phantom orion
same
me lol but it's a gyroscope
Maybe English should be no. 1 priority instead of safety
No offence
Hey at least he tries
triggered
You do realize, that he has a Russian accent right?, and most obviously you can tell English isn't his first language.
hahaha
If you like this comment, you're a pretty cool dude
"Oh that feels SO good to hold it in my hand" 😂😂😂
Idk why I try watching his videos, literally can't understand a thing
shn
LMFAO
It's not that bad
heyyyyyyyyyy thats pretty crazy huh
hey, that's preatty old!
0
mildy adequate
wow pretty awesome
When doing the first experiment, if you sanp your fingers you explode
Snap*
cyka
idi
naxui
You fr or just playing?
@6:51 "This slime is amazing. It actually feels like a slime. Ughh Disgusting" - Taras, 2016.
+CrazyRussianHacker Hey Bro! how are you doing? I love your channel. I just saw your video and in your 3th experiment the graphite isn't really levitating. it's called quantum locking. keep up the great work bro!! ✌😎
try to wrap the piece of graphite in aluminum foil. when you have done this. put some liquid nitrogen in an bowl and put the graphite, which is wrapped in aluminium foil, in the bowl. let it cool down for a 1 minute or so. Then put it on the magnets. do some experiments with that....I already know what will happen. maybe a new video?? 😉
you really think comment section works like private message?
+Cryosardonic It is?? You could be right. I have never heard about diamagnetism before. I will do some more research about that. Thanks! 😉
+King of Cars Yes I meant 3rd. oops! haha thanks for the correction 😆
+Roland Sidorenka mmm...maybe. I got some response from other channels before.. I will try it next time. thanks for the advise! ☺
Did anyone notice, slime on his hand at the starting at the video?
I did!!!
yes at 0:07
i did
i want to paint his fingernails pirple
purple
Why purple?
King Of Hearts it would look really nice
Jazzy Smith yeah I guess but I think red would look cool.
then make it together and paint'em purple with red spots lol
I absolutely love how impressed he is by all this stuff. He's great. xD
Dude what did you do to your arm?
He didn't have the safety glasses
Safty wasn't numbur un prority
+Underswap Sans omfg
+Underswap Sans WOAHH SANS WAT U DOIN HERE
A Boom happened xD
In this experiment we got magnetic potatoes
4 people that like this comment won't become anything but a disappointment, sorry 😞
Might as well, got nothin to lose
Watch it
Not even gonna like because it's already happened
you suck
+xDEADx xDAYSx sorry bout it m8
We're do you get that kit? And dose that smoking finger thing hurt?!
who else is randomly eating chicken right now
No one
lol i was about 5m ago
I was eating chick-fa-la
Me 😂😂😂
I'm gonna in like 5 min
I don't comment much but when I do...
I comment twice
... which is doubly nice. :p :)
Orin glad
Boom
Love this guy so much
I absolutely loved this video! Thank you for sharing!
why does he have a lot of scratches and cuts
cuz hes emo
+Spectrum so basically only emos cut?? Ok nice to know something that isn't true
experiments
Cuz he's a crazy Russian hacker
+Andrea Chavez nah you cut too
Lol why is everyone making fun of his accent TF childish bruh
Why is he talking like he is gonna sell it too us
nice video. I liked the experiments. I would definitely enjoy more experiment videos. keep up the good work!
CRH- I'm going to set it on fire, someone count for me how many times he's Said that
Was great experiment tho
the slime looked like boogers wen rubed together by his hands
I guess you would know.
+Havoc Hybrid (Abby) how do you know it's not that green do you pick your nose? Just kidding but still...
+Havoc Hybrid (Abby) everyone at some point has picked their nose
Kourtney Alexander - .-
6:63 Sexually feels like a slime uugh disgusting
Eeeeh, 6:63 isnt a time...
It's 6:53 actually thank you for reporting the mistake
He said this actually feels like a slime ugh disgusting
He says actually not sexually 😂😂😂
Also the slime is like a meat
what do u record with
omg , this is english very poop , sorry , but this right...
Wut
wot?
Wot?
wat
Wat
"where safety is number one priority" 0:51 "what im gonna do is set it on fire"
Where can I buy the Magnet please or any website
the hoverboard thingy
And the last one
where do you buy all of this stuff? you make the slime sound so fun and I want it really bad now. keep up the great work!! I love your videos!!
-Boom
-Wow
-pretty amazing
-Really cool huh
these words stuck in my brain
~faiare~
"This just feels so good I don't want to stop playing with this" 😂😂😂😂 OML
CrazyRussianHacker's vocabulary : - Let's check this out - Pretty crazy ha ?! - BOOM ! - Wow , did u see that ?! - It's awesome
You have a very complex mind "Crazy Russian Hacker"! Nice!!!
the first one is so cool, when i was kid me and my friend use to play that. it is an old hack but still cool.
crazy Russian you rock!! all the way from San Antonio Texas my friend
I love your videos and your enthusiasm it's awesome and your adorable and I love you!
were can i buy the 3rd one ?