Every Christmas Hallmark Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 5 дек 2019
- Merry is a big city business girl who doesn’t have time for Christmas but by fate she meets Nick in a small Christmas town. Sound familiar?
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You forgot to mention the Christmas Festival that the entire town is super excited about.
You’re right 😂
🤣🤣🤣 right!!
But they have no budget for. Fortunately there is also an obsolete Christmas decoration factory that’s about to lay off its entire workforce (the day after Christmas) if it doesn’t receive more orders before then. So, Merry saves her big marketing job by making the factory do all the decorations for the festival AND saves everyone’s job AND make them feature in her tv campaign AND get a promotion AND get to invite her colleagues over AND she’s given a free holiday for her efforts AND ....
Carole Berreur 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And they don’t work on it until a few days before the big event. Because they didn’t know the date of the annual festival, I guess. And someone backs out at the last minute and everyone pitches in to help, because they have nothing else to do. At Christmas.
There's a blizzard coming in.. Not one snowflake.. Nowhere🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
You need the kindly old black man or woman who delivers the "follow true love!" speech that motivates the protagonist to go after her man!
I became a doctor, a lawyer and I work at Wall Street from home. Lol. The kiss always comes at the end.
Always 😂
But you will give up your successful lucrative career to work at the local Christmas tree lot.
@@megnakamura7652 because it makes them "happy" lol
And all before turning 24...:)
omg his awkward expression when she found out he was santa killed me
😂
Very good but you forgot the attractive older mom or dad giving wise advice but not totally interfering in their daughter's relationship because she is smart and capable already.
The difference between Lifetime and Hallmark is, in Lifetime the male figures are mean, irresponsible, or evil, and in Hallmark, they are obligatory, passive, docile, and obeying.
So Simps, you mean they're simps. Lmao
Obedient
@@barbieblue3336 yeah my bad
You forgot the gay friend, the sick child and to make the love interest secretly a prince
Hahaha true!
@Christopher Smith You are right, complete with no one is wearing a coat even f there is a foot of snow in Connecticut or Vermont.
Does secretly being the son of Santa Claus count as being a prince?
@@hopefulstarfish7559 maybe, depends on the north pole´s political system
This is Hallmark, no gay people. :) If it was Netflix, though...
The part about carrying the ornament around in her purse for years. LOL
Thank you!! 😂 (I thought that was funny too)
Turns out her job *is* organizing papers!
Btw, anyone else wondering what the heck is in that hot cocoa that makes it so darn addictive?
Yes! I need the recipe 😂
has booze in it!
@@cindylong624 Lol, I believe it!
@@NatalieSpack Me too!
My guess? Just like ALL THE PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS.
It's interesting how Happy Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Town looks nothing at all like Downtown St. Charles, Missouri.
Oh my god - how did I not notice this? I'm like "wow they nailed the familiar homey feel". BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY WHERE YOU'D NORMALLY BE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH THE FAM, NICHOL. It's been a long day.
I recognized it as St. Charles from driving through it one summer day 3 years ago, yes I did. 🤓
The way she said 'Noo-o!' when he said there was a blizzard coming in 🤣
The ONLY THING MISSING in these parodies of Hallmark (and Lifetime) Christmas movies are the "ad placements" where the camera guy tight focus shots of the Starbuck's coffee cup, the Kay Jewelers Diamond Ring Case, the Jeep emblem on the front of her vehicle, or even the Timex watch on her wrist and on and on and on!! It ALWAYS floors me when I see so much "commercial air time" on these movies it is like watching a two and a half hour long NASCAR race!!!!
You’re right 😂😂😂😂
And All those Hallmark-decorated Christmas trees!!
But without the spectacular car crashes.
...and the giant size Christmas tree ornaments, available from "Hallmark" stores...and the gingerbread people cookie cutters...available from "Hallmark" plus the Christmas- decorated- horse -and- carriage...available by special order from "Hallmark" and on and on with advertisements for Hallmark Christmas fru-fru.
I love the large expensive homes they own and they sell cookies, Christmas trees, or have a little craft shop for income, lol
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Speaking as someone who has spent last months watching way more Hallmark films than I care to admit, this was absolutely hilarious and spot on! Amazing job on this video. :)
An idea for the sequel is a stern and disapproving parent who suddenly gets all mushy in the third act when they hear their child saying ''I love this person''.
Thank you! And haha love that idea!!
The best friend who wants to always go Christmas caroling and drinks hot cocoa is my favorite character.
They’re the most underrated character!
@@NatalieSpack lol
This is officially brilliant. Don't forget to make sure that final romantic kiss happens somewhere where there are countless fairy lights.
And she'll have to be in that small town for precisely two weeks for some reason, at the end of which it will be bang-on Christmas Eve, and there will be a Christmas party/ball/gathering of some sort, etc. (There's those fairy lights.)
And try and fit some sort of competition about making gingerbread, snowmen or cupcakes or something, that this sophisticated adult will enjoy with childlike glee.
Also, they may be seen at a dinner table, saying how great the food was, but never actually seen eating.
And don't forget the busy career woman must initially have an emotionally-repressed busy career-obsessed boyfriend in the beginning, who is colder than a fridge in the Arctic, wears a business suit and deals with corporate takeovers (boo!), property ownership, stocks and shares or something.
And she probably should be wearing a red coat or dress during that final kiss too.
But before I get too smug about all this...which is nothing to be proud of, because there's nothing easier than to mock others... I'm a screenwriter. When the economy fell, I retrained as a teacher of English, and ended up in Madrid. That 'sensible' job suddenly ended, and I had nothing to keep me company but a handful of English-language TV programs and Hallmark movies. I thought most were pretty dire, but I still watched them for the reason most people do; I want what happens in those movies to happen to me. Then, funnily enough, I came across one I really enjoyed; THE NINE LIVES OF CHRISTMAS, which stands out for reasons I can't quite outline, other than Kimberly Sustad and Brandon Routh are actually LIKEABLE, apart and as a couple, and break the mold of the Hallmark casting in some ways. In the end, just for my own writing pleasure, I wrote a treatment for sequel, which is on my writing blog somewhere, so as much as I think its a little laughable how formulaic they are, I wonder just how much comfort they bring to people.
I’ll have to add that to my sequel 😂
Andrew~ I rewatched The Nine Lives of Christmas tonight! I love it. I don't know how many times I've watched it. It's simply a classic.
You're right- Kimberly Sustad and Brandon Routh are charming, engaging and warm. Their chemistry just draws you in, and there is nothing artificial feeling about that movie. Quite simply, if one wants to feel good, I would recommend that film.
My father watched it tonight for the first time, and it sucked him in right away.
Be courageous and send your screenplay in to Hallmark. (I realize this is easier said than done.) I think everyone would love a sequel! 🙂🥳
Good luck on your shifting career. Hallmark-style, I hope you are able to do not only what makes you happy, but what is fruitful for you, as well. 🤗🎄
The Nine Lives of Christmas is one of the few Hallmark movies I like, too! I think it's because her focus on her career/education is relatable and not over the top--grad school really DOES take up time and energy, but it doesn't last forever. Plus the actors have great chemistry and the cats are adorable.
Nick is very ambitious. No way he is single. I bet he has three mistresses in the lIfetime sequel lol
Lol definitely in the lifetime sequel 😂😂😂
In this movie, he's probably got a late wife who died tragically. In the Lifetime sequel it'll quickly become apparent he killed her and several other exes for the insurance money. He's the one they call the Slasher Santa.
@@shinynickel05 HaHaHa 😂🤣😂🤣
what about her female boss in the big city? and her minority group best friend back home? ;)
This is the best hallmark parody I have seen yet.
Thank you!
This should have more views.
It is simply amazing.
Thank you!😊
Wait a minute....you forgot the towns token brown person.
That is so true about the friend with no responsibility, lol! Seriously though, where is this town because it actually is really pretty!
It’s a town near St. Louis, MO called Old Town St. Charles. They go all out and decorate for Christmas. I heard an actual hallmark movie was once filmed there, not sure if that’s true or not!
Glad you liked the vid! 💗
That's St. Charles, Missouri. You chose a pretty town for filming!
Good eye! It’s beautiful there!!
@@NatalieSpack I agree. So many lovely towns are in Missouri and Southern Illinois: St. Charles, Ste. Genevieve, Elsah...
I like the Heroes are named Nick quite often.
One day I'll make a Christmas movie that basically makes fun of every hallmark movie ever and the main characters are a gay couple
Edit: and they're fully aware that they're in a hallmark movie
This is sooo relatable I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂yay!!
Perfect! I love this haha! And it is always so interesting to see the snow falling from the sky everytime they have the magic kiss, but the snow does not land on them or their clothes, because it is fake and only a software made snow, not the real cold stuff. Perfect view- like sitting in the cafè with her papers! lol
Hahaha😂 such a good point!!!
Among the only romance nuttier I've seen than some of these Hallmark movies was a British film from around World War II I saw not too long ago. In it, an RAF pilot is trying to get back to Britain, communicates with a female military staffer to guide him in, but is forced to bail out before reaching the airfield. He survives of course, and not too long after meets the gal who talked with him on a road. She's happy to see he made it, but then he turns on the charm and before this ONE ENCOUNTER is over, they part with a huge kiss and begin dating. It was hilariously unrealistic. Perhaps the British filmmakers meant it as some morale booster or propaganda (like "Our boys are SMOOOOOTH when not in combat"), but no normal person starts an intense romance THAT quickly, do they?
This is great. the accuracy is spot on! Thanks for the laughs!
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I want to visit that town.
And how sick is Hallmark that someone is always dead? Dead mom or dad or mom and dad or sibling or grandma or grandpa. We have a drinking game every time the dead relative is mentioned
Don't forget about the petty misunderstanding where the two leads get angry at each other over......wait for it;A misunderstanding.😄
Lol true
Hallmark Christmas Parodies! Why did it take a Christmas Elf whom I went to HS with all those years ago before Dad told me that it was his life long dream to convert the old pork fat rendering factory into a luxury Inn, open only for the month of December in Merryvale, that Christmas wasn’t something sponsored by Amazon but really a place hidden in your heart?
Looking stunning as always angel !
Thank u!
This is so apt!!! Love it!!!
"Let's go CAROLING, AGAIN, and get some COCOA, AGAIN!!!!" HaHa!!!!
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Can't forget all the Hallmark movies were the love interest already has a girlfriend
Or is a dad
(i.e Cats and Dogs, that one with the airline pilot, and probably more I can't remember the names of)
How is it that I've never seen a Hallmark Christmas movie and still feel like I've seen all of them?
...cause you have seen all of them by watching this 😂
Love this!
Thank you!!
I watched the last 10 minutes of a Hallmark romantic movie a few days ago. I had honestly never seen a romance movie before, but was waiting for the Rachel Maddow show to start. In that 10 minutes I learned that a Prince traveling incognito in some dumpy snowy town in Indiana fell in love with some riff raff girl with low self-esteem. I thought the lucky couple in these movies was supposed to be really handsome and beautiful, but these 2 were very average. For some reason, the Prince went back home to his royal palace (which looked like an upscale tract house in California) where he had an arranged marriage ahead of him. But he couldn't go through with it, got the blessing of his royal parents (they went from forcing him to marry a princess to encouraging him to return to Indiana in 5 seconds), and he rushed back to Indiana. There he stepped off a dingy train (not exactly Amtrac) in full Princely regalia, offered his common riff raff bride-to-be a rose, saying that she was the rose of his life, and gave her a chaste kiss (like you might give your grandma). Happy music ensued and lots of happy smiles from extras. YIKES!!! Lessons for me? 1. The acting is horrendously bad in these movies. 2. The plot is more insane than QAnon conspiracies 3. You can get the gist of the entire movie in the last 10 minutes so do something constructive until then
😂I think I’ve seen that movie!
Sounds like the plot of an episode of either Wagon Train or one of those other western shows.
Oh. My. Gosh. Yall this is so good and funny.
I'm definitely subscribing after this. 😂 Good stuff.
Thank you!
This is perfect!
👏thanks!
love it!!
Thanks Danny!
Creatively done.
Thank you!
the spoiler is: santa f*cks. and the love interest is proof!
Santa Claus is coming for you
Aww! I love this so much!!! Too funny!!!!
Thank you!!
Spot on, this was hilarious 😂
Thank you!
Great video =]
Thanks!
Very funny and so true!
Thank you!!
From exactly 1 year ago. Neat.
What about the movies where they announce all their personal problems and why it sucks to have the current life they do, and they reminisce about their younger years and high school/college crush...and suddenly the next day they're magically transported back in time and have a redo??
or the ones where they accidentally bump into each other through a silly mishap (lost luggage, vending machine, delayed flight, dropping something, etc..) and fall in desperate love...
or the ones where the main character is going home for the holidays and desperate to impress the family they've been lying to the entire year...sooo they "hire" someone to pretend to be a spouse or something..and they fall into a desperate love over the course of like a few days..
do they do those anymore? haven't watched the channel in a long time
Why is this my life, without the prince?
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You forgot the part were they introduce the boyfriend that she cheats on
You’re right!! Next time! 🤷🏻♀️
Spot on. I also must say the cliche about the woman obsessed with work is so overdone...just once I want to see a romantic heroine who is kindof weird and zany but not in all the cliche adorable ways. I'm talking a legit wierdo here. Maybe she has a doll collection or something. JUST ONCE
So true!!!!! Me too!
How dare she not have tame conventional interests and an appetite for overworking that can be lovingly wrung out of her by Small Town Hot Guy Protagonist™
Or even a tattoo or a nose ring. Lifetime maybe but Hallmark would neva.
So True!! Adorable! :D
Thanks!
What, no random wedding scene or proposal? Other than that, this is spot on.
I’ll have to do that for the next one 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny so true. Love this.
.. hilarious...☺️😂😁
The cups of coffee, where are they?
Where's the wise old grand parent who will say the special words to make her see what's really important ..the miracle of Christmas, or at least the miracle of snow or some shit.
Yes!!!!!! Hahaha 😂
Great-looking town, where is it? The SNL skit said they were all filmed in Ottawa!
Just found out. I need to read the comments before typing next time.
Is that downtown St Charles?
Yes!
Hahahahahaha so trueeee
Is that Trader Joe's in Chesterfield?
Wow you’re good!
Ohmigod, is that Main Street, St. Charles?!
Yes good catch!
And one scene is filmed at the polar express at union station!
Got most of it right - but her best friend should be a minority, right?
Lol! I love youtube.
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Having never watched any of these before, I was going to comment to ask if ALL the couples are straight, white, middle-class (generally incredibly bland) Americans... but I think I already know the answer.
Actually mostly but I have watched quite a few black couples and there is even a recently added gay love story added too!
Emma...we were all having fun in this forum...then you brought in the "race" thing. Why don't you give it a rest? You are sounding programmed...
Hahahaha
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Did I see a blue coat ?? A white coat? A black coat???.......WRONG always, always a RED coat!
Haaaaaa!!!!!!!! I hate Hallmark movies!!!!!
Hahahaa I still love them, that’s why I’m able to make fun of them so well, I watch them all the time 😂🤣
@@NatalieSpack Haaaa....I just can't!!!!!
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You must be a real treasure at Christmas time! #grinch
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