We Compete to Make the Most Un-Satisfying CGi

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @flowersforferdinand375
    @flowersforferdinand375 3 года назад +12298

    The fact that Sam's statues are ever-so-slightly jiggly and yet they still break as though they're solid is some next level unsatisfying.

    • @OneRoostyBoi
      @OneRoostyBoi 3 года назад +186

      Is it odd that I sort of found that satisfying?

    • @aniruddho_m
      @aniruddho_m 3 года назад +192

      His statues were Newtonian

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 3 года назад +142

      @@OneRoostyBoi It's satisfyingly unsatisfying.

    • @the_amiga
      @the_amiga 3 года назад +40

      They should make it into a mobile game

    • @donedrechsel3725
      @donedrechsel3725 3 года назад +56

      everything was so unsatisfaying, i mean, the statue breaks his head and not only don't make it to the basket but it breaks it, and on the same run, the statue breaks and falls into a container but the container disapears right before you can saw it. there's a ton more just frustratingly brilliant! Great job Sam!

  • @loopiloop
    @loopiloop 3 года назад +3708

    In the pop toy thing, the fact that the first two attempts failed actually makes the final one extremely satisfying because the first two lower your expectations and when you think things won't improve, it suddenly works perfectly

    • @MiuKujo
      @MiuKujo 2 года назад +329

      It would have been better if the final pop was just a piddly poor excuse of a pop. Barely even getting off the floor.

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 2 года назад +117

      Yeah the first two should have worked properly, with intensifying pop-ness... Only for the third one to just... deflate

    • @kolonesque5722
      @kolonesque5722 2 года назад +63

      I think it would have been even better if the camera, used to see it failed, moved back, and you barely see the toy pop in the corner of the camera

    • @boombadaboom3077
      @boombadaboom3077 2 года назад +8

      Agreed tho, but wren is the god of all aspec except the storyboard, i feel so satisfying for the render only

    • @alexandercandicedad1355
      @alexandercandicedad1355 2 года назад +15

      I thought the same. If the first two worked and then the third fell flat? *chef's kiss* peak unsatisfying!

  • @TheKarishi
    @TheKarishi 3 года назад +3500

    If the popper hadn't gone off the third time that would have gotten it. The concept was so unsatisfying that the creator himself wasn't willing to see it through, and thus he failed to truly fail.

    • @Maniacalharp-747
      @Maniacalharp-747 3 года назад +128

      Task failed successfully

    • @harbingerofwarx995
      @harbingerofwarx995 2 года назад +184

      It should have had landed on a pile of the unpopped ones and then when it finally popped it would be dampened, barely get any height, and gone off to the side.
      And for the ball one at the beginning, it should have ended up in a loop at the end where it just never actually stopped, just kept circling. You'd forget the beginning was satisfying if there was just no closure at all.

    • @Kibbelingg
      @Kibbelingg 2 года назад +51

      Exactly. Would also 've been an option to do make it pop the third time but in a very unstatisfactory way. Like more of a weak "Blewp" instead of a powerful "Pop!"

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 2 года назад +1

      that just makes it more unsatisfying, so it actually works

    • @OMGclueless
      @OMGclueless 2 года назад +22

      If Wren was truly dedicated to the unsatisfaction, it wouldn't even deflate. It would just hover on the edge of popping like the spinning top in Inception until the camera cut back to the next loop.

  • @midgetsow
    @midgetsow 2 года назад +2346

    The one with the vending machine, as he started to walk away it should have started to malfunction and drop a bag of chips. He turns around and gasps with delight as the chip bag falls 90% of the way and gets stuck, crushing his dreams.

    • @dicedmeat7857
      @dicedmeat7857 2 года назад +115

      This or the bill actually worked but the item just gets stuck

    • @_pitako
      @_pitako 2 года назад +27

      Or he pulls out a second bill, it works first time, he puts in the code, and slowly the bag moves forward, before getting stuck

    • @user-dy1vf7lu3i
      @user-dy1vf7lu3i 2 года назад +17

      Or it gets out but the bag was already ripped so the chips splatter on the ground

    • @KevElv
      @KevElv 2 года назад +8

      Or the bag actually drops but someone else comes in and takes it while saying something along the lines of " Oh a free chip bag, it's my lucky day! "

    • @rb.x
      @rb.x 2 года назад +1

      Or the bag drops but it’s empty
      Or the money goes in and nothing happens except a hole opens in the ground and he drops into a chamber, giant’s hand collects and eats him

  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs 3 года назад +10138

    The most unsatisfying clip of all was the last 3 seconds, you got me😂

  • @jono_jpg
    @jono_jpg 3 года назад +3742

    The problem with Peter's is that his whole video is immensely satisfying as a comedic routine. There was never any expectation that it would work.

    • @georgewallis2020
      @georgewallis2020 3 года назад +305

      It was also missing the part where he finally gets to pick a snack, and it gets stuck in the machine. Or would that be too (comically) satisfying? Tough challenge!

    • @stvia
      @stvia 3 года назад +58

      @@georgewallis2020 yeah I was expecting that aswell. So I guess that was the idea to make it even more unsatisfactory for the ones in on the joke

    • @AlxM96
      @AlxM96 3 года назад +67

      @@georgewallis2020 The whole story should have the guy approach the vending machine in which a bag of chips got stuck hanging, just at the edge of the line, from the previous purchase; so he goes to get two bags for the price of one.
      After the whole sketch, in despair, he hits the machine, rattling the bags, which slooowly start slipping, and finally fall! ..just to get stuck between the glass and the selections at the bottom, before the door, unreachable.

    • @vitaoTM
      @vitaoTM 3 года назад +4

      @@georgewallis2020 I was about to say the same

    • @cliftut
      @cliftut 3 года назад +12

      How about if the bag actually rips open and gets cheetos and cheese dust all over the inside of the machine and other snacks, and he only gets one cheeto out of the deposit?
      ...
      ...He then accidentally punches the glass out, but instead of grabbing anything, he then just walks off without any vocal sound effects, so the emotional finish is cut off.

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад +3525

    I now understand why they *ACTUALLY* buried the 3D photoscans of themselves:
    It wasn't a time capsule, it was an excuse to need more photoscanning in the future.

    • @anonymousaccordionist3326
      @anonymousaccordionist3326 3 года назад +11

      Oh wow, look who it is! How have you been, Smoothie? I haven't made a video in a long (an issue I intend to fix in just a day or two) while so I haven't talked to you in that much time.

    • @mattthe2nd865
      @mattthe2nd865 3 года назад +12

      You know the nice thing about data, IT CAN BE COPIED EXACTLY ALMOST EFFORTLESSLY.

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 3 года назад +1

      When was that

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад +4

      @@mattthe2nd865 you know the nice thing about jokes
      IT TAKES MORE EFFORT *NOT* TO LAUGH AT THEM 🤷‍♂️

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 3 года назад +2

      @@anonymousaccordionist3326 yooooooo waddup homie it's been a minute for sure
      Hope you're well all internet issues aside

  • @chrishewitt4654
    @chrishewitt4654 2 года назад +734

    "I had to animate this thing with my mouse, and it was really really hard." I love Sam, LOL

    • @katherinehalling6630
      @katherinehalling6630 Год назад +38

      Lmao I heard "mouth" instead of "mouse" and was so confused on why the guy judging had no reaction to it

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 Год назад +15

      ​@@katherinehalling6630ikr? I heard mouth too...and that is probably a really ridiculous answer too...really unsatisfying

  • @atch300
    @atch300 3 года назад +1817

    The fact that the popper doesn’t shoot up all the time makes it somehow even more satisfying when it eventually does. It’s like watching the DVD logo finally hit the corner.

    • @Mr.Fulton
      @Mr.Fulton 2 года назад +28

      My thoughts exactly

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 года назад +68

      Really should have "popped" half-heartedly, tried to just barely flip over, but not even manage that and just kinda' fell back to where it started.
      Or, instead of "deflating" into a "plate" should have just slowly deformed back into a half-circle with no "pop" sound effect.
      Or:
      1) "deflate to plate,"
      2) "pop," but just barely tip on edge and not actually flip, over, just roll back
      - then -
      3) slowly, "deform" back to neutral half circle with no "pop" or other sound effect.
      END.
      That would be **so** unsatisfying.

    • @luiskerscher5047
      @luiskerscher5047 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, why didn't the render the DVD Logo NOT hitting the corner. I'm completely with you this time, fellow!

    • @they-call-me-mister-trash847
      @they-call-me-mister-trash847 2 года назад +2

      If it could have been longer, you make every other one pop correctly, and then just a series of like 10 or 20 that don't pop at all. That would have been perfect.

    • @anomaliecosmos
      @anomaliecosmos Год назад +4

      Thanks to the oft-quoted rule of three, that one failed to be unsatisfying because I totally just expected it to fail a second time and then succeed. Now, starting off with a successful or halfhearted pop and then growing progressively lamer instead...you get the promise of that sweet sweet assembly line-style dopamine hit but it never comes back.

  • @RiotSmurf
    @RiotSmurf 3 года назад +3830

    Idea for the vending machine: The final one accepts the bill, but when they pick the item it leans up against the glass and doesn't fall down.

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 3 года назад +385

      I was hoping he'd get tired of it folding his bill, and put in a coin. Only for the coin to be spat out folded.

    • @solarisNT-v4j
      @solarisNT-v4j 3 года назад +125

      @@DraconicDuelist That's determination on the vending machine's part.

    • @SjorsHoukes
      @SjorsHoukes 3 года назад +48

      Exactly this at 00:45..

    • @NubNublet
      @NubNublet 3 года назад +48

      It's tricking you! You expect that to happen but it doesn't, so in turn it's even less satisfying than it would be if the bill WAS accepted! 🤯

    • @ThePower1037
      @ThePower1037 3 года назад +5

      @@DraconicDuelist Yes.

  • @mr_glasses
    @mr_glasses 3 года назад +1744

    What someone should have done is create this ridiculously intricate obstacle course, pan over the entire thing showing how cool this is going to be, really build up that desire to see all this cool stuff happen and then have the ball launch from its starting point and fail at the first obstacle.

    • @thatguy1080
      @thatguy1080 2 года назад +65

      Lol that would have been my idea.

    • @alcion8423
      @alcion8423 2 года назад +75

      You mean like when domino builders make a huge chain with many structures and the very first one it gets to just fails and stops the chain?
      Heartbreak.

    • @syth-1
      @syth-1 2 года назад +14

      It just slightly goes wrong at first like it hits the edge of something, and from there everything goes wrong ;-;

    • @PigOnPCIn4K
      @PigOnPCIn4K Год назад +23

      Or launch the ball over the entire cool obstacle course and it just lands right at the end LOL

    • @JohnPaulBuce
      @JohnPaulBuce Год назад

      sounds like an introduction to a tv game show player

  • @wisdomprepper
    @wisdomprepper 2 года назад +331

    I'm sure someone already said it, but can we just appreciate the extremely anticlimactic and meh hand gathering before they set off on their task? lol

    • @Destroyer_V0
      @Destroyer_V0 Год назад +23

      Honestly the most unsatisfying part of the video really.

    • @eeveeofalltrades4780
      @eeveeofalltrades4780 Год назад +15

      They were getting in the mood to make unsatisfying things

  • @TarisSinclair
    @TarisSinclair 3 года назад +927

    IMO the icing on the cake was Sam's re-run of the very 1st simulation. "Oh that's the first one all over again," is the most un-satisfying conclusion to the reel. Simply ingenious.

  • @dbrokensoul
    @dbrokensoul 3 года назад +459

    The most un satisfying thing I felt is that I'm WAITING for the statue to be flipped like in the initial plan but it never happened.
    Congrats Sam. You managed to bring layered un satisfaction for us viewer.

    • @statego
      @statego 2 года назад +2

      agreed

    • @gabogc
      @gabogc 2 года назад

      @@statego haha yeees

  • @Cosmitzian
    @Cosmitzian 3 года назад +707

    The highlight of this was how Jake was trying his darnest to be positive and supporting. :))

    • @bimisikocheng
      @bimisikocheng 3 года назад +27

      😀 yes this is cool 😅 so satisfying 🥲great job everyone

    • @Ryan-nm8pw
      @Ryan-nm8pw 3 года назад +20

      And then his palpable relief when he realized it was an unsatisfying render challenge.

    • @Black8White
      @Black8White 3 года назад +1

      @Nobody I'd say it's subjective.

  • @micaiahclark
    @micaiahclark 2 года назад +566

    Ok, but Wren’s would’ve definitely been the most unsatisfying by a long shot if he had just kept the popper from actually popping 😂

    • @Piper_____
      @Piper_____ Год назад +37

      Like, it actually “pops,” but it doesn’t go up in the air and just sits there right-side-out on the ground.

  • @DarthCariss
    @DarthCariss 3 года назад +876

    Sam's definitely took the cake for me. Even on a meta level, I was waiting for it to fall over and then he tries to flip it over like he was working on in the first preview of it, but that moment doesn't happen in the final render. It's unsatisfying both onto itself and onto my expectations for it.

    • @dbrokensoul
      @dbrokensoul 3 года назад +72

      Yes! I was not the only one who was waiting for that. Soooooo un satisfying. "oh maybe on the fourth time" "No it's just looping back" NOOOO

    • @AnthonnyAG
      @AnthonnyAG 3 года назад +3

      Same happened to me! T_T

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 3 года назад +7

      It is so damn bad...the color the music man wat the hell...that might be my most hated render tbh ahhaha

    • @wesp5
      @wesp5 3 года назад +2

      I laughted so hard even without the missing version, so to me it was the most satisfying of them all!

    • @zanthe_
      @zanthe_ 3 года назад +7

      HE PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE

  • @TheROOTminus1
    @TheROOTminus1 3 года назад +7667

    Peter leaning into what he does best "Can we make it rated R?" 😂

  • @AlwaysLoisLane
    @AlwaysLoisLane 3 года назад +1481

    I think there is a difference between something that is obnoxious and something that is frustrating. I agree with the scores in regards to obnoxiousness, but I believe Jordan and Wren really got that subversion in theirs, which made it frustrating because there is an actual build up.
    For instance, if Sam's statue had done a perfect dodging of every single obstacle and then, at the very end, hit the edge of the platform and fell over? I'd be PISSED, and he's definitely win for me.

    • @immanuel_v
      @immanuel_v 3 года назад +37

      Actually in the 3rd run the statue should have missed most of the obstacles then fall on the final pedestal.

    • @larryphotography
      @larryphotography 3 года назад +6

      I thought it would be really infuriating if it just got stuck against an object and jerked around not going anywhere

    • @RobotSantaClaus
      @RobotSantaClaus 3 года назад +26

      So I guess the lesson is something being obnoxious is worse than it being frustrating. I.e. we tolerate frustrating things more than obnoxious things. And honestly, that seems about right

    • @AlwaysLoisLane
      @AlwaysLoisLane 3 года назад +29

      @@RobotSantaClaus I was actually meaning it the other way around I think, but maybe I see what your point is.
      In regards to "dissatisfying", I think frustrating is the key. Build expectation then don't deliver. I believe that that is worse but it's a worse that we understand. It's a bad that makes sense and we love to hate it.
      On the other hand, when Sam's render, for instance, just kept messing everything, it was just obnoxious. It's not as bad as it would be if it was frustrating, so it's just... tasteless, lukewarm. I don't like it and wouldn't watch it. It lacks the passion.
      Maybe it's kinda like when we pass watching a bad movie but if it's really really terrible, it loops back to being good and we love hating it. In that sense, a below average movie is worse than the worst movie.

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 2 года назад +4

      I don't know, the fact that the popper actually works in the end. It adds satisfaction. If the third one had popped, but just flipped over instead of leaving the screen, that would be way better.

  • @Philou-X8
    @Philou-X8 2 года назад +152

    The winner is without a doubt the editor of this video who cut the end short

  • @kre4ture218
    @kre4ture218 3 года назад +1570

    Wren just needs to submit his smoking nightmare-head again and he wins

    • @polygonalduck
      @polygonalduck 3 года назад +53

      Do that but the grass lights on fire

    • @maniksharma9736
      @maniksharma9736 3 года назад +13

      LMAO.

    • @OneRoostyBoi
      @OneRoostyBoi 3 года назад +27

      He should have done that, but change the smoke to fire and every time the fire streams out the skin slowly begins to melt. Give it that proper horror aspect.

    • @ottorask7676
      @ottorask7676 3 года назад

      oof

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 3 года назад +7

      Peter just needs to re-submit his really awesome hedgehog animation that ends halfway through.

  • @owenross7470
    @owenross7470 3 года назад +1388

    I feel like Jordan was the only one who actually set up the expectation of satisfaction though.

    • @backupplan6058
      @backupplan6058 3 года назад +86

      Speaking of setting up expectation of satisfaction only to be disappointed, cue bot. ⬆️

    • @creeperlamoureux
      @creeperlamoureux 3 года назад +24

      @@backupplan6058 i genuinely can't tell if it's satire or not
      Edit: no it's definitely bot spam. Man, layers of disappointment on top of layers of disappointment

    • @alexanderrobertson5268
      @alexanderrobertson5268 3 года назад +7

      I would actually say wrens did that best

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 года назад +43

      I'd say both Wren and Jordan did. It's just that Jordan's build up was longer. And Wren gets minus points for the last one actually working.

    • @derekhunter5040
      @derekhunter5040 3 года назад +2

      Wren wins hands down

  • @Loop_Kat
    @Loop_Kat 3 года назад +201

    For me, the most unsatisfying thing wasn't the fact that Wren's poppers didn't pop, but rather that they deflated into unrealistic puddles instead of slowly unpopping themselves back to their regular shape

  • @factsmachine7177
    @factsmachine7177 2 года назад +92

    I half expected the dollar to come out as an origami before it shredded, but that pain was just so relatable. That was my winner.

  • @caec339
    @caec339 3 года назад +814

    I imagined a bit of chalk gliding across a board, really nice sound and effects of the chalk drawing and the dust coming off before it makes that awful scratch sound and the chalk snaps

    • @OneRoostyBoi
      @OneRoostyBoi 3 года назад +32

      That's not just unsatisfying... that's straight up evil!
      Especially to Headphone/Ear bud users xD

    • @Shlonzs
      @Shlonzs 3 года назад +3

      I think that screeching sound is the most satisfying part
      But yeah the moment it snaps is the worst…

    • @1ceBreaker99
      @1ceBreaker99 3 года назад +1

      just reading that hurt my ears dude

    • @myda881
      @myda881 3 года назад

      @@OneRoostyBoi , I love that song

    • @SirClicks.
      @SirClicks. 3 года назад +2

      You, you are en evil genius. Your gonna go down in history for something but I’m not sure what yet

  • @mrofftopic2802
    @mrofftopic2802 3 года назад +1071

    Wren: "Sam, you already did the unsatisfying render"
    You too, Wren. Or are you forgetting your dismembered head exhaling smoke?

    • @hollowkos
      @hollowkos 3 года назад +5

      what video was that in?

    • @ArifShahz
      @ArifShahz 3 года назад +17

      @@hollowkos here it is
      ruclips.net/video/xCY8vw04f3o/видео.html

    • @1WolfFan
      @1WolfFan 3 года назад +20

      @@ArifShahz Wait... a link that ISN'T spam! Dude! How'd you manage THAT!!!! Also, thanks for the link-back. That was a fun video to review.

    • @Falllll
      @Falllll 3 года назад +6

      Honestly the dismembered head was less dissatisfying and more nightmare fuel

    • @TheFabianogames
      @TheFabianogames 3 года назад +7

      I still don’t know what he tried to achieve with that head

  • @HeliosAlpha
    @HeliosAlpha 3 года назад +637

    Jordan should've totally won. The lowest rating represents the least satisfying one, but being the "least satisfying" isn't the same as the "most unsatisfying". Edging the viewer, building satisfaction until the very end, then not letting it finish is clearly the most unsatisfying feeling

    • @Cactoos
      @Cactoos 3 года назад +16

      Agree

    • @morrownow
      @morrownow 3 года назад +53

      Yes, it's always frustrating when they defined the rules so well at the beginning and at the end most of them don't really understand the assignment.

    • @BrAkki
      @BrAkki 3 года назад +21

      @@morrownow Yeah, like the really bad episodes of myth busters, where they fail to underdstand the myth and spends the whole episode preparing for a test that in the end won't prove anything. These things make me feel uneasy for hours...

    • @imlando93
      @imlando93 3 года назад +15

      I agree! The most unsatisfying thing is to build towards a climax that never comes. I think he achieved that the most out of everyone.

    • @excellenceadigun9093
      @excellenceadigun9093 3 года назад +7

      I feel that if Wren did more work with his sfx (maybe add some ASMR of the air slowly depressurising from the pop-it, and had the music gradually die off, then have the pop-it make the disappointing small “pop” that we remember from childhood, like it just stopped sucking instead of launching into the air), he would have had the most unsatisfying render

  • @georgegividen
    @georgegividen 2 года назад +350

    I would have done the DVD bouncing logo, where it almost hits the corner everytime, but never actually does.

    • @Mr.Fulton
      @Mr.Fulton 2 года назад +43

      That's actually freaking clever.
      Set up a bounce simulation, without gravity, with a line of code to targeting that prevents it from going into the corners, and you've got something that is apparently randomized, but will never hit the corner

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 2 года назад +11

      @@Mr.Fulton
      The fact that you immediately provided a way to do it, is freakin clever.

    • @Mr.Fulton
      @Mr.Fulton 2 года назад +10

      @@conservat1vepatr1ot I never said I could do it... I just know how one WOULD do it.

    • @Squid728
      @Squid728 Год назад +2

      @@Mr.Fulton the fact that you self aware is actually freaking clever

    • @chessguy047
      @chessguy047 Год назад +2

      @@Squid728 the fact that you replied to him 4 months later is actually freaking clever

  • @dabros87
    @dabros87 3 года назад +1636

    Wren: "We have at most a day, day and a half to complete our renders...."
    Also Wren: plays with popper toys for an indeterminate amount of time...

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado 3 года назад +10

      ..And also played Smash!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +17

      Well yeah, render time is computer work.

    • @elizabethshaw7472
      @elizabethshaw7472 3 года назад +27

      Me: wow, he should manage his time better.
      Also me: watching this instead of finishing my homework.

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 года назад +2318

    I think a video like this deserves more ads in it... like every single ad possible, just to immerse ourselves in dis-satisfaction 😂😂

  • @JetpackYoshi
    @JetpackYoshi 3 года назад +700

    IMO, Jordan absolutely killed it here. He set everything up properly for a fantastic let-down.

  • @isabelwonders8711
    @isabelwonders8711 2 месяца назад +4

    10:49 I got an ad. I’d say the unsatisfying challenge was a success

  • @RubixNoob1993
    @RubixNoob1993 3 года назад +339

    Jordan’s gave me anxiety. Even if it had gone in the hole, the amount of time in that funnel was awful. So great job!

    • @grutarg2938
      @grutarg2938 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, his builds up the anticipation the most.

    • @serrisdaylor1015
      @serrisdaylor1015 3 года назад +24

      I was halfway expecting the ball to be slightly too big for the hole haja

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 3 года назад

      Could totally have been JUST the funnel.

    • @fair2guy
      @fair2guy 3 года назад

      I was expecting it to just slow down to the point it was stationary on the slope 😅

    • @alvynchin1160
      @alvynchin1160 3 года назад +1

      Rolls in and bounces out

  • @Zanockthael
    @Zanockthael 3 года назад +257

    I love the idea that Jakes whole job is to wander around the office, ambushing people with sponsered segments and Sam and Niko have ordered them all to play along whenever it happens.

    • @SWOLEX_1
      @SWOLEX_1 3 года назад +1

      Jake is the boss

  • @quadrupleheart
    @quadrupleheart 3 года назад +390

    The way that the statue doesn't stop or go anywhere and it just resets back after the third loop is actually the most unsatisfying part for me! There's no closure, the loop just begins anew.

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke 3 года назад +12

      I thought the third loop was gonna be perfect and right before it gets set down it would begin anew

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад +7

      Honestly, taking into account the sense assault of Sam’s video, Sam did actually succeed in making an unsatisfying video because you would think each time after the disaster the statue would rest on the pedestal but it always falls apart.

    • @garyfuller6226
      @garyfuller6226 3 года назад +3

      @@BaconNuke That would have been brutal

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 2 года назад +2

      _Endless suffering-_

    • @kinghotcoc0
      @kinghotcoc0 2 года назад +3

      The music too, it's just the cherry on top.

  • @05weasel
    @05weasel 2 года назад +127

    I feel like what makes unsatisfying renders so unsatisfying is the build up where it looks like you’re going to have a satisfying ending but at the last minute you don’t get it. So the vending machine and statue ones were unsatisfying but they never really had the potential to be satisfying

    • @SupaGamersAlt
      @SupaGamersAlt Год назад +3

      The closest way I can describe it is like getting blue-balled at the last second. (THIS ISN'T SEXUAL CONTENT RUclips)

    • @cyberklashnikov3062
      @cyberklashnikov3062 Год назад +5

      @@SupaGamersAlt reported for sexual content shame on you!

  • @tekuaniaakab2050
    @tekuaniaakab2050 3 года назад +349

    “We gotta make sure that we’re not being overly ambitious”
    Peter: nam flashbacks to his failed Pixar movie

  • @Psychlist1972
    @Psychlist1972 3 года назад +6272

    The most unsatisfying part was Jake pretending he didn't know it was actually an unsatisfying competition.

    • @Quackleb
      @Quackleb 3 года назад +67

      What makes you think he didn't?

    • @rawwad
      @rawwad 3 года назад +485

      I wss going to write the sqme XD the acting was so bad it made me supwr unsatisfied, it was obviously intentionalLy, but stilll very unsatifing 👍

    • @ColAlbSmi
      @ColAlbSmi 3 года назад +444

      Like why do they bother? It's perfectly entertaining without the cringe acting that they do.

    • @watcher271
      @watcher271 3 года назад +322

      I don't think it was him pretending he didn't know. Probably him not wanting to give such a low score to everyone, so giving them a sorta high-ish one

    • @commenturthegreat2915
      @commenturthegreat2915 3 года назад +57

      Holy shit I'm losing my mind reading these replies. THAT'S THE BLOODY JOKE YOU RIPE BANANA

  • @matthewsmith5266
    @matthewsmith5266 Год назад +17

    18:35 was pretty satisfying

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 года назад +746

    Sam’s sound design LOL

    • @jarsenberg
      @jarsenberg 3 года назад +22

      Yeah, that wonky music really made the render for me.

    • @theknight29504
      @theknight29504 3 года назад +1

      Why don't you play Brawl stars with tribe guys?
      It would be a good video like the ones where Tag plays.

    • @jithkannoth1583
      @jithkannoth1583 3 года назад

      Hawka boi in the building?

    • @drohit1207
      @drohit1207 3 года назад

      Hawks nest? two communities I never thought would collide lol

    • @fxcorps
      @fxcorps 3 года назад

      Hey hawks where's the wap

  • @mikesleftarm84
    @mikesleftarm84 3 года назад +256

    Holy shit man I absolutely lost it when they cut off Sam at the very end talking about the partnership! You guys are truly brilliant. 😂

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 3 года назад

      @NolanTheWicked Bzzzz?

    • @KLAO_
      @KLAO_ 3 года назад +14

      That was pretty unsatisfying. It is indeed brilliant.

    • @mikesleftarm84
      @mikesleftarm84 3 года назад +1

      @NolanTheWicked it's like at the movies. You have to sit through the whole credits to make sure theres no mid- or after-credit scene! Who wants to miss that? The corridor guys do that stuff enough that I always watch to the end.

    • @thesplawn
      @thesplawn 3 года назад +2

      Came here to say this. Take this "👍"

    • @kingswing00
      @kingswing00 3 года назад +3

      Very observant. I thought that ending was really

  • @emuliusv
    @emuliusv 3 года назад +231

    The most unsatisfying thing in Sam's animation is the fact that he didn't use the animation at 2:48. I thought that was hilarious and was waiting to see their reaction to it but it never happened.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 года назад +16

      OMG yes, wouldn't have worked with the asymmetrical statue, but if it was just a rectangle, he could've tweaked it to land perfectly the second time when it's flipped upright, and then just slowly topples ov

    • @ourcade8265
      @ourcade8265 3 года назад +2

      Part of the unsatisfaction, my dude

    • @WhatIsMyPorpoise
      @WhatIsMyPorpoise 3 года назад +9

      yeah, because none of them fully got that satisfying videos(and unsatisfying videos) are about anticipation and buildup. That take would have been awesome, because it succeeds, tilts for a moment that makes the viewer tense up, and then fails. The marble one has the greatest disappoint because of all of the marble's previous successes as well as the wait for the marble to roll in.

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 года назад +4

      Ironically, it seems Wren has mastered satisfying videos too well.

  • @nedquigglio
    @nedquigglio 2 года назад +34

    “I think I’ve discovered that backdoor to your pleasure receptors...”
    You truly know how to satisfy Sam

  • @averygaron994
    @averygaron994 3 года назад +172

    Personal ranking
    4th place, vending machine - there was no expectation that it would be a satisfying video, so no way for it to be unsatisfying. As a comedy bit it was hilarious
    3rd place, popper toy - it had proper build up with a satisfying ending. The deflation animation was lackluster
    2nd place, statue - tried too hard. Clipping the obstacles is funny, and would be unsatisfying if you had properly avoided some in the beginning. Just smashing into things is boring
    1st place, obstacle course - there's a big build up, then it fizzles out at the end. That's the correct way to make an unsatisfying video

  • @yyuanbin
    @yyuanbin 3 года назад +612

    Wren: we all know who's the master here
    *Peter enters the room*

    • @Ronkz
      @Ronkz 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it is he fired?

    • @spicybean2004
      @spicybean2004 3 года назад +5

      @@Ronkz I think the joke is that Peter is the master

    • @yyuanbin
      @yyuanbin 3 года назад +3

      @@Ronkz What I meant was, the joke is that Peter is the master...but he did mention that he got fired for some reason, hope he's not. He hasn't been around much.

    • @Ronkz
      @Ronkz 3 года назад

      @@inebri8ed thanks for clearing it up

  • @wildeturkey2006
    @wildeturkey2006 3 года назад +158

    They should have shown a course from the back to the front, make it out to look like this amazing course with crazy obstacles for a slot car or a golf ball or something, then when it gets to the start of the course and the ball/car/whatever and takes off it fails at the first obstacle, leaving you with no idea what would have happened.

    • @Travelinmatt1976
      @Travelinmatt1976 3 года назад +21

      lol, that's exactly the idea I had for the marble one. You show the whole obstacle course from the end to the beginning and when the marble falls onto the ramp it hits the side and bounces off.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 3 года назад +3

      @@Travelinmatt1976 And then a train crashes into the scene

    • @GamePlague
      @GamePlague 3 года назад +2

      I'd have it struggle to get through a ridiculous challenge and then just as you are celebrating the victory it fails in the stupidest way possible. Like when somebody celebrates before crossing the finish line in a race and ends up losing as a result.

  • @basildraws
    @basildraws 2 месяца назад +4

    3:50 massive missed opportunity. The render should SHOW the building of the Rube Goldberg, then at the moment of triggering the ball, it immediately falls off the track without passing even the 1st obstacle.

    • @basildraws
      @basildraws 2 месяца назад

      This generation of creatives seems grossly under-inspired and over-indulged. Go back to watching old cartoons guys.

  • @cholsreammos
    @cholsreammos 3 года назад +169

    I feel like Wren's would've been so much more unstatifying if he had the first and second one work and be identical so you thought i just looped, then the third (or how ever many you want before the change) didnt.

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 3 года назад +6

      My thoughts exactly. The unsatisfying part needs to be the last part.

    • @angrypotato_fz
      @angrypotato_fz 3 года назад +6

      I'd imagine a larger group of these poppers set to pop in sync with music, with a large one for a final drum/cymbal hit, that would just fail. And while it would still get a lot of praise for the first part, I think these videos that build expectation instead of failing since the beginning are more interesting :)

    • @How_Many_Monkeys
      @How_Many_Monkeys 3 года назад +6

      Have the machine make three different poppers, small medium large, depress all three in succession, the small one pops first, then the medium one pops and goes even higher, then there’s a long pause while the large one slowly gets ready to pop… and then it just deflates like the one in wrens render

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 3 года назад +1

      No, it should have been about the first two working, then a faulty one, then desperate attempts to make a new working one which all fail, then finally, we get the one good that is gonna pop... and it doesn't.

  • @JeffMartinEquinox
    @JeffMartinEquinox 3 года назад +227

    Idea for the Marble maze: show the whole trail in reverse, pan slowly through each of the jumps, spinners, axes, etc... line up to the marble about to go down the ramp, the marble falls off the back of the ramp.

  • @dadmitri4259
    @dadmitri4259 3 года назад +71

    Sam's animation is just so perfectly abrasive, the music, the colours and all the destruction and failure.

    • @Enderplays12
      @Enderplays12 3 года назад

      It's dissonant in every way. If it was touchable it'd be polished sandpaper.

  • @liongus
    @liongus 2 года назад +44

    I think the dollar bill one would have been even more unsatisfying if the guy just screamed "ONE FINAL GODDAMN TIME!", puts the dollar in and the video ends

  • @HagenvonEitzen
    @HagenvonEitzen 3 года назад +189

    I just love their made-up excuses: "The bill intake simulator wasn't working"

  • @llwang
    @llwang 3 года назад +143

    To make the marble obstacle course even more unsatisfying, make it bump into each obstacle, but miraculously still proceed forward, until in the end it doesn't fall into the hole.

  • @Frostything
    @Frostything 3 года назад +96

    Sam's I think has the most satisfyingly unsatisfying moment when the tower breaks at the end but the statue barely balances back out on the platform.

    • @The_Y33TER
      @The_Y33TER 3 года назад

      *Dissatisfying

    • @wontonii232
      @wontonii232 3 года назад +2

      @@The_Y33TER disliking and reporting your comment was satisfying

  • @SoggyMicrowaveNugget
    @SoggyMicrowaveNugget 2 года назад +71

    Wren going through that volume mesher just to essentially do a simple boolean was... certainly something. I feel like that was an attempt at making the behind the scenes unsatisfying, if so hats off for the inside joke.

    • @pizdecki
      @pizdecki 2 года назад

      Yeah. That was painful to watch. What is the point of voxelizing mesh only to do a simple boolean. And all that talk about "my style of modeling"...

    • @kiro253
      @kiro253 Год назад +1

      Ikr? Daheck i am a blender user...i even tot that whatever software he is using doesnt have boolean lol😂😂

    • @RhodokTribesman
      @RhodokTribesman Год назад +1

      I've only used CAD, can you just measure the middle point, halve the sphere, draw a circle (to set wall thickness) and extrude?

    • @lunondisposable5382
      @lunondisposable5382 Год назад +2

      It has to be intentional, these guys are so good at 3d he'd never be excited about a boolean and a remesh

    • @urlocalcrypt1d762
      @urlocalcrypt1d762 9 месяцев назад

      Omg and the 100x subdivisions

  • @wlockuz4467
    @wlockuz4467 3 года назад +60

    Jordan nailed it tbh, Takes you to the very edge of satisfaction then pulls you right back.

  • @AntiOriginal
    @AntiOriginal 3 года назад +32

    15:03 Wren´s Face is the best thing in the whole video! Displaying the feelings we all have when watching these unsatisfying renders!

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx 3 года назад +239

    Idea: Make the most satisfying render ever. But always have the main thing slightly out of focus 😂

    • @majs3n440
      @majs3n440 3 года назад +4

      This.

    • @adventures_w_otto1370
      @adventures_w_otto1370 3 года назад +9

      my idea was have a video and just freeze in the middle....buffering....buffering....buffering....

    • @jadynjc
      @jadynjc 3 года назад +5

      This was literally the theater that I watched Dune in.

    • @camaroman101
      @camaroman101 3 года назад +4

      Out of focus and the action just off of the screen.

  • @Kibbelingg
    @Kibbelingg 2 года назад +1

    1:50 "I discovered the back door to your pleasure receptors" - Sam

  • @Ceekur
    @Ceekur 3 года назад +65

    Wren's would've been even better if, after the third one popped, it just barely misses landing in a container full of poppers. So it was successful in popping, but fails landing with the others

  • @elichristoff6528
    @elichristoff6528 3 года назад +98

    Me: *thinking I'm safe from being unsatisfied*
    Sam: 22:07

    • @Isnogood12
      @Isnogood12 3 года назад +2

      Basically what I came to comment.

  • @danwhite3224
    @danwhite3224 3 года назад +73

    One of the most unsatisfying bits is the bit right at the end with Sam saying "..a new partnership we're forming wi-" and the video just ends

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen 3 года назад +1

      Had to rewind a few times before O got the joke

    • @The_Y33TER
      @The_Y33TER 3 года назад

      *Dissatisfying

    • @Liammoz
      @Liammoz 3 года назад

      Bro that is so unsatisfactory

  • @Crowelephant
    @Crowelephant 2 года назад +17

    I am unsatisfied.
    Great job guys!
    The best part, for me, was seeing your boss's reaction.
    That was satisfying.

  • @matthewhornbostel9889
    @matthewhornbostel9889 3 года назад +105

    This is hysterical. You guys are hilarious, and this was a great concept executed in an extremely awkward, weirdly truncated, and deeply unsatisfying

  • @framerategames
    @framerategames 3 года назад +55

    I literally laughed out loud after being confused in an unsatisfied way at the end. I asked, why did YT cut the video short, then realized what was happening. Well played Crew.

  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist 3 года назад +214

    4:00 My idea would be a Rube Goldberg machine like that but way more complicated and epic, but the big finish happens off-camera. You just miss it. It's not for you to see.

    • @scaredyfish
      @scaredyfish 3 года назад +5

      Make it!

    • @KHristofferson
      @KHristofferson 3 года назад +3

      That’s a great idea!

    • @Travelinmatt1976
      @Travelinmatt1976 3 года назад +10

      Very nice idea, or like you move the camera along showing the entire course in detail from the end to the beginning and just when the marble falls the camera glitches and gets stuck as the marble rolls out of the shot.

    • @WaxierWarrior
      @WaxierWarrior 3 года назад +3

      @@Travelinmatt1976 i was thinking something similar. Like setting up the whole course with a close shot to wide panoramic to a zoom on the ball, then the ball falls off like before they had fixed it

    • @nekokna
      @nekokna 3 года назад

      oh! thougth the same! that would be amazing

  • @eshleyyy
    @eshleyyy 10 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly theres a poetic beauty to the first animation. It misses all of the obstacles, and then it misses the hole too. Like who knows what horrors awaited in that hole? The ball did a good job at surviving and that makes it a 9/10 satisfaction for me.

  • @thomad4
    @thomad4 3 года назад +355

    Jordan's was the most "unsatisfying" - LOL, that ending is just so frustrating 😂. You want the ball to fall into the hole so bad...and just doesn't; and never will
    WINNER of the Unsatisfying Render 100%

    • @OneRoostyBoi
      @OneRoostyBoi 3 года назад +13

      I was honestly expecting the unsatisfying spin to be the ball not fitting into the hole. Like it'd hit the hole, but be too big and just sit on top of it xD

    • @mrofftopic2802
      @mrofftopic2802 3 года назад +7

      I think Jordan fit perfectly the criteria for the challenge. It was supposed to be a satisfying video that turned out to be very unsatisfying.

    • @muneeb-khan
      @muneeb-khan 3 года назад +2

      The secret to a true unsatisfying video is hope. Because that's the only way you'll watch it through.

    • @TheTenzen12
      @TheTenzen12 3 года назад

      I was actualy unsatisfied with how unsatisfying it was. Just imagine if ball would actualy go into hole, just to bounce out on last second instead!

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 3 года назад +1

      The thing is Jordan's was super satisfying right up until that moment, as opposed to Sam's which had several moments of "that would be great, if..." like you love the textures but the color is off, the statues were all knocked over or crooked and crumbled. Jordan and Wren had great colors and textures, but the balance was in the favor of something cool happening. Meanwhile Peter over achieved his ass off again, so while it was unsatisfying, it was still a wonder to look at.

  • @rhyno1351
    @rhyno1351 3 года назад +543

    In all honesty, I think Wren’s was the best. It provided just the right amount of disappointment and satisfaction

    • @marklock611
      @marklock611 3 года назад +28

      I think Jordan’s was better. Pure unsatisfaction and disappointment

    • @DasVERMiT
      @DasVERMiT 3 года назад +26

      Wren's shouldn't have popped at the end. That was too satisfying. If it just kept failing (maybe in different ways) it would have been the best.

    • @Sebbir
      @Sebbir 3 года назад +13

      I feel like it would have been more unsatisfying if the two first ones popped and the last one failed instead. And then maybe the two first ones fell down again and knocked the third one around

    • @eefneleman9564
      @eefneleman9564 3 года назад +5

      It should have popped once at the beginning and then failed twice. The pop at the end was just too satisfying.

    • @JamesDarcon2007
      @JamesDarcon2007 3 года назад +2

      Third one could've popped but not went anywhere then just collapsed lol

  • @jonadittrich9851
    @jonadittrich9851 3 года назад +231

    The most unsatisfying thing to this day is the unfinished project by Peter😂… release the Petercut

    • @BYin541
      @BYin541 3 года назад +3

      I was hoping he was going to continue it but then make the ending hilarious.

    • @OBryanAguiar
      @OBryanAguiar 3 года назад +3

      @@BYin541 no, the petercut is the lumberjack video. We still need to see the final movie

  • @tk_the_onion
    @tk_the_onion 2 года назад +5

    21:12 I dont know what it is, maybe its just absurd that someone would do this, but wren doing under leg clap and the other 2 following suite is just golden
    love that man

    • @conze3029
      @conze3029 11 месяцев назад

      Lmao good job this made me very unsatisfied

  • @tconn186
    @tconn186 3 года назад +97

    Watching Wren try to make a half-sphere and all I can think of is Blender's "Solidify" modifier

    • @treyslider6954
      @treyslider6954 3 года назад +6

      Yeah, but Wren was inspired by that one time they remade the Tron sequence and now he wants to make everything through Union/Excluding of basic shapes. ;)

    • @WhatsMikeUpTo
      @WhatsMikeUpTo 3 года назад +3

      @@treyslider6954 I think that way of modeling may be more intuitive for him because of his engineering background. A lot of 3D CAD software are booleans and modifiers and relationships. So it makes sense that that style of additive / subtractive / joining modeling would feel natural for him. That’s just my take on it though…

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 3 года назад

      @@WhatsMikeUpTo It looks like the volume system he was using did a conversion from meshes to voxels to meshes again. I'm not sure what the advantage of that detour was for his project. I guess it was so he didn't have to take care to properly align the geometry like you have to when using mesh-based boolean operators.

    • @Kwistmeisterflex
      @Kwistmeisterflex 3 года назад

      Painful to watch, in 3DS max - Create sphere, delete bottom half, Shell modifier - Takes about 10 seconds, not this insanely slow method he went with

    • @Lttlemoi
      @Lttlemoi 3 года назад

      @@Kwistmeisterflex Add 3DS max's version of the bevel modifier to make the edges less harsh, enable smooth shading and you're basically done. Creating the thickness with a modifier also means you only have to animate only one surface instead of two surfaces that are close to each other.

  • @drfoto2673
    @drfoto2673 3 года назад +39

    I love seeing Peter back, been wondering what happened to him, but man Jordan did some stellar work here too. That wait time at the end of his animation was just pure unsatisfying.

    • @zorbrian8294
      @zorbrian8294 3 года назад +3

      Did they ever actually say why Peter left?

    • @freerangemtb
      @freerangemtb 3 года назад

      @@zorbrian8294 this is my question! What is Peter doing these days?

    • @theNimboo
      @theNimboo 3 года назад +1

      The whole firing thing was a joke right? They'd never fire him that'd be a huge mistake, at this point he is their top talent, especially now that Clint is gone

    • @davidnguyen6823
      @davidnguyen6823 3 года назад +1

      @@theNimboo It was a joke yes

  • @iomeliora9430
    @iomeliora9430 3 года назад +349

    The perfect frustrating ending for the marble would have been to actually fall in the hole, and not fit in it.

    • @Raccido
      @Raccido 3 года назад +85

      No, you see that could be viewed as intentional, and symmetrical. Rolling around the edge is both asymmetrical and obviously a failure. Very unsatisfactory.

    • @CY3ER
      @CY3ER 3 года назад +7

      Nah that would definitely be satisfying and would go against their idea of defying your expectations

    • @tikityler1386
      @tikityler1386 3 года назад +32

      @@CY3ER Unless.... hear me out. It falls down the hole and looks like its gonna loop and then it fails on one of the early obstacles because the timing is off.

    • @jasonbernard5468
      @jasonbernard5468 3 года назад

      how about if the marble lands on the edge and then a flame shoots from the hole and melts the marble, and while it is melting, some of it falls into the flame and is being pushed up a little and then falling back and blackening and burning, and then the flame slowly lessens until it's mostly gone and some of the liquid drops of the marble remain on the edge of the hole

    • @dbrokensoul
      @dbrokensoul 3 года назад

      @@tikityler1386 Oh you demon! I like that!

  • @GODSTEVE_1
    @GODSTEVE_1 5 месяцев назад +1

    my idea: an obstacle course where the ball at the beggining just falls off, the camera keeps on moving where the ball should be, but we already saw it just fall off lol

  • @Blockistium
    @Blockistium 3 года назад +164

    Imagine how brilliantly unsatisfying _this video_ would have been if they _never told_ Jake it was supposed to be an Unsatisfying Render Challenge.

    • @The_Y33TER
      @The_Y33TER 3 года назад +3

      *Dissatisfying

    • @Exilir8
      @Exilir8 3 года назад +2

      @@The_Y33TER Please end it*

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 3 года назад +1

      @@Exilir8 (That's the point

    • @highlandspeaker
      @highlandspeaker 3 года назад +2

      underrated comment right here

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum 3 года назад +1

      Just him getting steadily more angry

  • @masterimbecile
    @masterimbecile 3 года назад +165

    Im always satisfied when Corridor uploads something.

    • @hojirick
      @hojirick 3 года назад +1

      Amen

    • @polygonalduck
      @polygonalduck 3 года назад +1

      But this is suppose to be unsatisfying

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 3 года назад +3

      @@polygonalduck Yes, which makes the end of every video and the time until the next upload that much more unsatisfying.

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 3 года назад +1

      The unsatisfying part was that the end part of the video 💀

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 3 года назад +1

      @@TunaPetunia456 It's satisfying how unsatisfying that is.

  • @archimedes6563
    @archimedes6563 3 года назад +20

    18:19 "OnLy 1% Of PlAyErS CaN BeAt ThIs GaMe!"

  • @twomist5
    @twomist5 2 года назад +16

    15:12. This is exactly what it feels like when I imagine something to happen. Like, I want it to happen in my mind, but my brain doesn’t let it happen by doing something weird.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 года назад

      So I'm not the only one.

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 2 года назад

      Used to happen to me when I was a toddler, I watched a lbp shark video and when I tried to imagine it the image would keep collapsing to a void

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 года назад

      @@EvilSantaTheTrue For me i always tried to imagine a car crossing a bridge, but the bridge always got destroyed midway through

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue 2 года назад

      @@The-S-H3lf-Eater dang

    • @twomist5
      @twomist5 2 года назад

      I would, in my mind, drop something in a trash can, but I always missed. When I got it in it went through the bottom. Just an example.

  • @shynarcissist
    @shynarcissist 3 года назад +26

    "So, I think I've discovered that backdoor to your pleasure receptors" that's called a prostate, Sam.

  • @BirdManJr1048
    @BirdManJr1048 3 года назад +168

    The disappointment in Jake's eyes when it doesn't pop is everything lmao wren definitely won that! 17:09

    • @RDehuvyne
      @RDehuvyne 3 года назад +11

      Really need to go back to 17:00 atleast to catch the buildup to that reaction.

    • @supC_
      @supC_ 3 года назад +2

      I feel like he would’ve won if he put more build-up and the third one didn’t pop. That actually ends up creating a “no no no yes” sort of effect and ruins the dissatisfaction.

  • @whop100000
    @whop100000 3 года назад +126

    I think what was needed for the 5 dollar bill one to make it truly unsatisfying would be for the machine to take the bill the last time, but then the chips get stuck at the top instead of falling.

    • @baqcasanke
      @baqcasanke 3 года назад

      Omg yes

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 года назад

      Or, a box of crackers falls, but it blocks/wedges/jams the retrieval door and the poor little shit can't get it out.

    • @TatsuChi
      @TatsuChi 2 года назад +1

      @@MGmirkin takes the money but the machine gets up and walks away

  • @doclee8755
    @doclee8755 2 года назад +1

    Corridor Crew missed a superb opportunity for the unsatisfactory. The vending machine was awesome. However, instead of shredding the $5 bill at the end, the BEST option would have let the $5 bill get accepted after all those failures, bringing the viewer to edge of satisfaction finally, but to have the chips fallout partially and get stuck against the window, ripping the satisfaction away from the $5 bill finally being accepted! I love these videos. So glad I found this channel, been getting into VFX/CG stuff as a hobby what an amazing resource and channel!

  • @Bambi_Sapphic
    @Bambi_Sapphic 3 года назад +304

    *Corridor Crew:* "how does one touch the pleasure centre of a person brain with a render"
    *SFM rule34 artists:* "well, you see.."

    • @engineerbill7140
      @engineerbill7140 3 года назад +18

      5:51 "I think ive discovered that back door to your pleasure receptors"

    • @cliffithink9855
      @cliffithink9855 3 года назад

      Whats sfm

    • @isakscherlund
      @isakscherlund 3 года назад +3

      @@cliffithink9855 Source Film Maker

    • @spaceguyreal
      @spaceguyreal 3 года назад +1

      Its that i can murder them with a comically large axe 😎

    • @Mechanicalamity
      @Mechanicalamity 3 года назад +1

      SFM R34? That’s a thing?

  • @nevveran3280
    @nevveran3280 3 года назад +55

    Im not sure how i feel when Sam says. “Ive got a backdoor to the pleasure zone”

  • @semibreve
    @semibreve 3 года назад +38

    Love how Sam's sound design is honestly better than when he was genuinely trying to make something satisfying last time

  • @didpul8096
    @didpul8096 Месяц назад +1

    The fact that Wren used the most unnecesarily complex way to model the toy shape was enough unsatisfying thing for me. I was literally mad and angered through the whole clip, then I realized that it was on purpose with the theme. Lovely

  • @TimPortantno
    @TimPortantno 3 года назад +11

    17:35
    Do you see that number on the fire extinguisher?
    That's what we call... 4-shadowing.

  • @JetEyeMonkey
    @JetEyeMonkey 3 года назад +32

    I'd make a drag race that has a huge build up that leads to intense camera angles of the cars doing nothing but sitting still

    • @killinusoon
      @killinusoon 3 года назад +2

      you need help, maybe from jesus

    • @stevehesse6914
      @stevehesse6914 3 года назад +1

      Basically fast and furious live lol

    • @JetEyeMonkey
      @JetEyeMonkey 3 года назад

      @@killinusoon lmfao 🤣

    • @adamrichardson2227
      @adamrichardson2227 3 года назад +3

      haha yea on a loop :D Maybe with two step going getting ready to launch but never actually doing it :D Like the guy chopping the tree but it never falls on loop

    • @How_Many_Monkeys
      @How_Many_Monkeys 3 года назад +1

      Have the engines revving and screaming while they stage, focus in on the tree counting down, snap angles between the two cars and the tree, then the tree goes green… and both cars engines just stall off the line

  • @AM-jx3zf
    @AM-jx3zf 3 года назад +49

    I'm so happy to have Peter back. His energetic renders are so flavourful.

  • @l00k69
    @l00k69 Год назад +5

    12:48 bill has Lincoln on both sides, clearly the machine doesn't accept counterfeit currency 😂

  • @tagberli
    @tagberli 3 года назад +20

    I like how they even made this part 1:48 unsatisfying on purpose

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 3 года назад +12

    Wren's explanations for stuff are really satisfying. I just felt like I learned something rather than watching someone do meaningless clicking around. There's almost more tutorial than needed and I'm not complaining.

  • @ryuujiwood7420
    @ryuujiwood7420 3 года назад +49

    8:19 the amount of polygons that this computer is flawlessly rendering smoothly hurts my soul 😭 my poor little pc could definitely not handle that

    • @SquirrelTheorist
      @SquirrelTheorist 3 года назад +5

      RIGHT?!?!? Their pcs are so fast!!!

    • @a.w_.
      @a.w_. 3 года назад +4

      Yeah they've got some pretty nuts setups

    • @auditorychemist5069
      @auditorychemist5069 7 месяцев назад +1

      2 years late, but that's why the RTX 50's will be very useful.

  • @pdonettes
    @pdonettes 2 года назад +13

    I think the most unsatisfying would have been to do the whole marble track, having the camera go the who,e way down, showing what it was going to do, then just have the marble fall off the track.

    • @MGmirkin
      @MGmirkin 2 года назад +2

      Or, you get to the end when it's legit about to go in the hole, and the video just ends.

    • @mer_acle8101
      @mer_acle8101 5 месяцев назад

      yes i was thinking the exact same thing!

  • @SkyDrillProductions
    @SkyDrillProductions 3 года назад +17

    Sam's masterclass move was to have a fourth redundant loop of the first one so the audience has to live with it.

  • @doggonemess1
    @doggonemess1 3 года назад +9

    13:31 That little hop where the ball almost hits the wheel is perfect.

  • @Auloma
    @Auloma 3 года назад +26

    "Sam's Back Door"
    i guess Peter had the right idea asking about R18

  • @Aburner1109
    @Aburner1109 9 месяцев назад +1

    "A back door to your pleasure receptors" is hilarious and I do not think it was meant to be

  • @paperboatcanfloat3424
    @paperboatcanfloat3424 3 года назад +24

    5:54 about the spaghetti sword. Imagine a render where a sword is about to slice its target, but it then just goes limb as it hits…