I love when the streamer blatantly cheats and then acts like he’s being charitable when he gives you half for the bonus game you won. We won’t forget coney
I love how coney said properties of previous wishes didnt carry over until things started to look dire, now all the sudden you have a billion dollars again
@@CONEYZZ Eating the snake was a W We're in the middle of the desert, miles away from civilization We needed a tasty treat to keep our strength up, and we got one
it really is insane how every time coney wants to make an agreement his actual hand comes out of my screen to shake it. we are lucky that he uses that power only for good
he doesn't make these, he just curates them. he just took that one cuz as he said he thought he could convince chat that the upside would outweigh the negative
fancy seeing you here yecks. did you know that your best contribution to society was aftershave you can't and everything after that has been schizophrenic religious zealot garbage
Watching Coney have a tantrum after being thwarted at every turn and seeing his "master of games" persona crumble around him was both hilarious and cathartic
@@Pikaclev that's why I typically just watch the RUclips videos or the vods when they drop. I don't feel like sitting through 7 twitch ads for a stream that may or may not be worth
The last two are crafted in a way where Coney can spin an L either way. Either the snake is venomous and you die or you missed out on a tasty treat. Either you have a Pokémon empire, being the only person with Pokémon, or you don't actually get Pokémon because you are not in the Pokémon world, you just get the privilege of being allowed to train them. This was an un-winnable game.
You know, Coney's flair and delight in personifying the genie makes me wonder if he'd be a fun GM for a tabletop RPG. He could probably go stupid with some fun NPCs, and it would actually be fun for once to play against an antagonistic GM trying to kill you because you know you'd always be able to find a way out.
Coney: "You're stranded in the desert..." Also Coney: "You get a free snack! BUT IT'S AN L BECAUSE YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT PEANUT BUTTER WITH YOUR INFINITE MONEY! MWAHAHAA" Buddy if i didnt eat that snake I would've STARVED The genie is my last hope for survival, I'm takin all the snacks I can get
Coney is like a king seeing the serfs rise up, the mad indignation was that of someone seeing what they believe to be their lessers working for their own enrichment and not his
I guarantee you 1000% that if the chat did choose yes for the Pokémon question we would suddenly be the only person in a Pokémon world that could only train Ratatta’s and Bidoofs
Where in the prompt did it say that Bidoof and Ratatta could spawn in the real world though? Based on that argument you owe Twitch chat those 25 subs man
Damn seems like Coney actually got upset with that snake question at the end lol. Sounds like he could've used a bite of a live chocolate/peanut butter/gummy snake to cool that temper! (fr though, justice for Twitch Chat - they deserved at least half of the gifties, if not all for a flawless victory)
I love how Coney always starts out presenting himself as the impartial narrator and then whenever chat wins he gets mad and starts to reveal that he is not the unbiased 3rd party merely explaining whats going on, but rather actually the genie himself in a bad groucho marx disguise
The funniest thing about the last prompt was Coney insisted that since we aren't in the Pokémon world the could have a monopoly on Ratatas and Bidoofs. Not only does that logic make no since because if they existed IRL there would be no way one person could have a monopoly on two whole species, and also not even to mention the fact that if we aren't in the Pokémon world they wouldn't even exist in the first place.
Still waiting for the day when Ciney saying "Hit the like button" actually does something. Works for other channels, but never seen it do anything for him specifically.
Also the pokemon mix is straight up unfair. We say no: "I never said you live in the pokemon world, so you're the only one with pokemon and you can breed them, so you lose." We say yes: "Actually I never said you live in the pokemon world, so they don't exist so it's an L" MODS please nerf the shitty genie.
19:05 Simply put something on the snakes head or put it somewhere where it cant bite you, silly Genie. 21:50 There would only be one Bidoof and Ratatta, since they cant reproduce. It'd only get you so much fame and since they can't do much regardless of what world we're in, theyd loose value eventually, so you're pretty much owning a dog that rich people owned. W imo Genie
@@tyguy77777 Yeah but then they wouldn't exactly be those same pokemon anymore if they did breed and since you can only have those same pokemon that isn't possible
It's like a boss fight where every time you think you win there's another phase, and when you finally lose, having wasted all your time and resources, you find out that it was a scripted battle the entire time.
This is legitimately one of the first Coney uploads in years where I clicked on the video actually understanding what the contents were before watching. Edit: Never mind I didn't expect this level of scuff I concede.
@@vikmin4deluxe456 you can literally just grab it by the neck though. Plus the overwhelming majority of snakes on earth, in both species and quantity, are not venomous. Of the venomous snakes only a VERY small portion of them is dangerous to humans, let alone deadly
@@FeeshUnofficial okay let me just spell out to you the numerous problems 1. You’re not only killing an animal, but torturing it in the process. Obviously immoral. 2. Whether the snake is venomous or not doesn’t matter, you’re still gonna get bitten. If it were up to me, I would choose to just not get bitten at all. 3. All this, just because the snake tastes good. That’s it. You don’t get anything cool for doing it.
coney has removed all hope from me. it doesnt matter which option chat picks; coney will spin it in his favor regardless. "pokemon trainer but all you can train is rattata and bidoof" chat picks yes, and coney says "nah, those are the two lamest pokemon, plus everyone else has way cooler pokemon anyway" chat picks no: "nobody else has any pokemon. you could have had an empire trafficking rattatas and bidoofs (rats and beavers)"
What makes that final L even bigger is that Ratatta especially is actually quite solid. Guts ability, early access to strong stab moves like Hyper Fang, and there’s the classic FEAR Ratatta strat. Then Bidoof can learn every possible HM (besides fly) meaning you can swim anywhere, move anything, cut anything, etc.
I love when the streamer blatantly cheats and then acts like he’s being charitable when he gives you half for the bonus game you won. We won’t forget coney
He really is like a guy running a scammy carnival game
@@ngcf4238I guess you can say he works at CONEY Island…
Chat is playing carnival games in coney Island
I love Coney immediately trying to weasel his way out of the deal that HE set up.
One time we should all just leave the chat in mass
You don't play Crooked Coney's Carnival games to win, you play to see how he weasels out of giving you the win
Coney loves his Yt frogs but he hates anyone who watches him live
Ngl this is genuinely the reason I love these videos, just to see the bullshit logic he pulls.
Not my streamer. Completely fair and balanced.
Coney is like those kids on the playground who change the rules when he starts losing
Coney be like "no chat my laser is an anti-forcefield laser"
@@StarkMaximumTrue
Coney getting so heated over the snake question that he cuts an entire promo on the chat lmaoooo
I love how coney said properties of previous wishes didnt carry over until things started to look dire, now all the sudden you have a billion dollars again
The genie is very powerful
@@CONEYZZThe Genie works in mysterious ways...
That was a part of the memory wipe
@@CONEYZZ Eating the snake was a W
We're in the middle of the desert, miles away from civilization
We needed a tasty treat to keep our strength up, and we got one
@@Mechanicalamity Actually godlike storytelling
Chat stunlocking the genie
Most fair coney stream
You're right Coney, there is always a catch. The catch being Coney will not allow chat to win even if they actually do.
You have to keep the stream going.
22:42 kill coney in the chat😆
it really is insane how every time coney wants to make an agreement his actual hand comes out of my screen to shake it. we are lucky that he uses that power only for good
The hell? He keeps reaching his hand out then beating me up, stealing my lunch money, and calling me a lame nerd
its crazy we didn't miss a single one and lost for it
Coney got stomped so hard by chat that I think this is the hardest I've seen coney try to weasel out of losing.
You can basically sum up this video as coney being the Mr krabs of streaming
This is like watching a scam empire fall in a extremely dramatic fashion
15:56 What in the world was he cooking with the dog daughter button prompt...
18:54 Coney getting heated for our forced L
he doesn't make these, he just curates them. he just took that one cuz as he said he thought he could convince chat that the upside would outweigh the negative
We found the genie in the middle of the desert, no food whatsoever.
Eating a tasty treat is a W when we don't have access to any other food.
NO!!! THE SUBPAR GENIE??? MAY IT NOT BE SO!!!
Alas! Appeared once again he has! What dastardly plans will he attempt to set in motion on this occasion I wonder?
fancy seeing you here yecks. did you know that your best contribution to society was aftershave you can't and everything after that has been schizophrenic religious zealot garbage
powerlevel
Bro, that was the shittiest genie yet 😂
This was one of the most frustrating streams of my life
one of the most infuriating streams I have ever been apart of. genuinely think we broke coney
Ace Attorney-Breakdown Scene type-stuff
You've never seen cheating like THIS before, that's my streamer
Coney turns into Julius from everybody hates Chris whenever he has to give away more than like 5 gift subs
Watching Coney have a tantrum after being thwarted at every turn and seeing his "master of games" persona crumble around him was both hilarious and cathartic
Let this be a lesson to future chatters: the genie always wins in the end. I'm sure there's a real moral in that, but I'm still too upset to find it.
this was probably the most mad I've ever gotten while watching a stream
So this was the stream where shitty genie turned into pissy genie
The sea of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" in the background when he asks if they all had fun is a great juxtaposition
"My feelings were hurt when you didn't take the dead dog deal." ~Coney, 2024
I can usually tolerate Coney’s antics but he really crossed the line this time.
If I was in chat I would've thrown my phone across the room
Not a great first stream to attend live... I was just bored by it.
@@Pikaclev that's why I typically just watch the RUclips videos or the vods when they drop. I don't feel like sitting through 7 twitch ads for a stream that may or may not be worth
Oh people were PISSED some people started unfollowing after he kept cheating 😂
Been a Twitch sub for nearly four years and this one almost made me take my Prime somewhere else. Enraging content as always, keep it up!
Jfc i havent seen coney this desperate ever lmfao
The last two are crafted in a way where Coney can spin an L either way.
Either the snake is venomous and you die or you missed out on a tasty treat.
Either you have a Pokémon empire, being the only person with Pokémon, or you don't actually get Pokémon because you are not in the Pokémon world, you just get the privilege of being allowed to train them.
This was an un-winnable game.
The genie is very powerful…
[OMITTED] Genie returns!
Edit : CONEY'S A CHEATER, COOK THIS *FRAUD*
Also, that TikTok stream was *PAIN*
wait wdym a different stream than tiktoculon?
Trust me, don’t look for it
@@dumbchild1514 too late 😬it’s rlly bad. I was there for tiktoculaon and it’s alr giving me Vietnam level flashbacks.
What happened with the tiktok stream?
Uh oh do I even wanna know what happened?
This stream proved that you can do everything right and still lose in the end
There's a lesson for everyone here
@@CONEYZZdon't trust whiteen
@CONEYZZ the lesson is don't trust the color white
@@CONEYZZ You can keep deleting it. Imma keep posting it again.
The lesson is don't trust his people.
Coney did NOT have the $125 to spare
You know, Coney's flair and delight in personifying the genie makes me wonder if he'd be a fun GM for a tabletop RPG. He could probably go stupid with some fun NPCs, and it would actually be fun for once to play against an antagonistic GM trying to kill you because you know you'd always be able to find a way out.
The "Your Dog Dies!" Jumpscare.
Ah yes the return of unhinged losing streak Coney 😂
Chat said no to talking animals because they didn’t wanna hear the snake while they were eating it 😭
Coney: "You're stranded in the desert..."
Also Coney: "You get a free snack! BUT IT'S AN L BECAUSE YOU COULD'VE BOUGHT PEANUT BUTTER WITH YOUR INFINITE MONEY! MWAHAHAA"
Buddy if i didnt eat that snake I would've STARVED
The genie is my last hope for survival, I'm takin all the snacks I can get
Coney is like a king seeing the serfs rise up, the mad indignation was that of someone seeing what they believe to be their lessers working for their own enrichment and not his
I guarantee you 1000% that if the chat did choose yes for the Pokémon question we would suddenly be the only person in a Pokémon world that could only train Ratatta’s and Bidoofs
Where in the prompt did it say that Bidoof and Ratatta could spawn in the real world though? Based on that argument you owe Twitch chat those 25 subs man
Not only is coney washed, so is the genie.
this is the worst stream by far. im still physically angry until this day
Coney pressed the button:
That gummy snake one was the hardest I've ever laughed in a while
but...
that last question was a hard sell
proud of my streamer for being able to afford having his own forearm in the thumbnail
Forearm hype
I'm proud of chat for eating the snake. we all know it was a W
coney was absolutely correct on that live snake one, i dont care how peanut butter chocolatey it is why the fuck did chat want to EAT A LIVE SNAKE
Thank you, I don’t know why I was in the minority when I agreed with that L during the stream
yummy :3
There was a high chance that the upside would've been "you have this superpower now" but instead it was the snake being yummy which is garbage
If it had an actual upside sure. It’s “eat a live snake and it tastes neat”
That is an L. How do you argue W
Except if we said no you KNOW he would've hit us with the 'But it tasted good chat, that's an L"
That last one was actually an L but the snake one is so rigged
Damn seems like Coney actually got upset with that snake question at the end lol. Sounds like he could've used a bite of a live chocolate/peanut butter/gummy snake to cool that temper! (fr though, justice for Twitch Chat - they deserved at least half of the gifties, if not all for a flawless victory)
I would tune into any Coney stream except for a genie stream. I am no fool.
chat had a historic Shitty Genie run but of course Coney had to go full Robotnik and ruin it lmao
God please tell me he paid up in the end bro got obliterated
A genie huh? Alright, my first wish is to revoke Bernouils principle.
fluids shall NO LONGER be dynamic ‼️‼️‼️
Immediately your capillaries explode
Y'all aren't ready for the second wish: turning all freshwater into saltwater and turning saltwater into freshwater.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311"and double world hunger or something, I dunno"
@@StarkMaximum glad someone got the reference.
The mildly inconvenient genie
We need a new Genie, get Alpharad, he's blue
The first one is literally eternal youth vs hairy hands and he says it's close. Classic coney.
Coney must’ve had a private wish with the genie where he’s not allowed to ever get 10-0’d by chat
Damn they werent kidding, that genie do be shit
He should really stop making bets he isn't willing to pay out on.
Coney i think twitch chat beat the genie this time
I bet the genie’s name is like Nelson or something! That guy is such a rotten rascal!
This guy has never ever been fair. Like ever. He is funny though.
I love how Coney always starts out presenting himself as the impartial narrator and then whenever chat wins he gets mad and starts to reveal that he is not the unbiased 3rd party merely explaining whats going on, but rather actually the genie himself in a bad groucho marx disguise
This is the hardest he’s ever cheated lmao. Great work as usual
The funniest thing about the last prompt was Coney insisted that since we aren't in the Pokémon world the could have a monopoly on Ratatas and Bidoofs. Not only does that logic make no since because if they existed IRL there would be no way one person could have a monopoly on two whole species, and also not even to mention the fact that if we aren't in the Pokémon world they wouldn't even exist in the first place.
I can't believe coney would get chat like this
Still waiting for the day when Ciney saying "Hit the like button" actually does something.
Works for other channels, but never seen it do anything for him specifically.
"You have to eat a live snake"
17:46 "I'm French"
Yep, he will manage even without any compensation.
Coney the typa kid on the playground to choose volcano or gun in rock paper scissors and say "gun beats everything u win"
masterful work by the shitty genie on the final question
I actually got scared when he got pissed
bro people are mad about their fake prizes
Also the pokemon mix is straight up unfair. We say no: "I never said you live in the pokemon world, so you're the only one with pokemon and you can breed them, so you lose."
We say yes: "Actually I never said you live in the pokemon world, so they don't exist so it's an L"
MODS please nerf the shitty genie.
The fact that they made such a perfect run just to blatantly lose at the very end was so unfair 😥
Genie getting sent directly to loser's bracket in this one
19:05 Simply put something on the snakes head or put it somewhere where it cant bite you, silly Genie.
21:50 There would only be one Bidoof and Ratatta, since they cant reproduce. It'd only get you so much fame and since they can't do much regardless of what world we're in, theyd loose value eventually, so you're pretty much owning a dog that rich people owned. W imo Genie
They are both in the field egg group
@@tyguy77777 Yeah but then they wouldn't exactly be those same pokemon anymore if they did breed and since you can only have those same pokemon that isn't possible
@@mayhemmonkeylol Do you think when two pokemon breed they’re gonna make a fusion lol
@@tyguy77777 That would mean it wouldn't make the same pokemon so maybe
Technically, it doesn't specify that you own a Bidoof and Ratatta, just that you can train them.
I'm glad we all agree Coney was 100% a carny in a past life lol.
This is the exact same energy as a dungeon master who makes a ton of cursed items and the player doesn't pick them up
It's like a boss fight where every time you think you win there's another phase, and when you finally lose, having wasted all your time and resources, you find out that it was a scripted battle the entire time.
coney really had the option select set up for that last one huh
This is legitimately one of the first Coney uploads in years where I clicked on the video actually understanding what the contents were before watching.
Edit: Never mind I didn't expect this level of scuff I concede.
We love the scuffed genie
The Genie promised Coney a large sum of money if chat lost, that's why he became heated during the snake bit
Man, what a fun waste of time
The animal talking one can be cheated with a shoulder parrot
Chat has begun to learn that if the pro has enough flexibility to it they can just convince Coney that it's a dub
That was so sad seeing Coney stoop to such scams. Chat didn't choose wrong on a single option.
The Shaunte music at the start puts a smile on my face I was just playing it today
This is probably the most blatantly I've ever seen Coney cheat. It's pretty damn funny.
The genie truly works in mysterious ways
Chat was unironically straight coping with the live snake one though
How was that a cope, it tastes like chocolate or peanut butter or gummy worms
he literally just made the biting part up what you on about
@@Cye_Pie it’s a live snake that you’re trying to eat wtf do you expect it to do
@@vikmin4deluxe456 you can literally just grab it by the neck though. Plus the overwhelming majority of snakes on earth, in both species and quantity, are not venomous. Of the venomous snakes only a VERY small portion of them is dangerous to humans, let alone deadly
@@FeeshUnofficial okay let me just spell out to you the numerous problems
1. You’re not only killing an animal, but torturing it in the process. Obviously immoral.
2. Whether the snake is venomous or not doesn’t matter, you’re still gonna get bitten. If it were up to me, I would choose to just not get bitten at all.
3. All this, just because the snake tastes good. That’s it. You don’t get anything cool for doing it.
coney the genie: you get infinite amount of dollars me:but you get infinite amount of debt too 🤣
Gotta be my favorite coney segment
coney has removed all hope from me. it doesnt matter which option chat picks; coney will spin it in his favor regardless.
"pokemon trainer but all you can train is rattata and bidoof"
chat picks yes, and coney says "nah, those are the two lamest pokemon, plus everyone else has way cooler pokemon anyway"
chat picks no: "nobody else has any pokemon. you could have had an empire trafficking rattatas and bidoofs (rats and beavers)"
This video genuinely pissed me off. You couldn’t just accept that chat could win so you moved the goal post and reduced the number of lives.
What makes that final L even bigger is that Ratatta especially is actually quite solid. Guts ability, early access to strong stab moves like Hyper Fang, and there’s the classic FEAR Ratatta strat. Then Bidoof can learn every possible HM (besides fly) meaning you can swim anywhere, move anything, cut anything, etc.
Best shitty genie imo 😂😂
I only liked bcs we were shaking hands
I bit so hard on the rage that I almost forgot to like 😂