WAIT!! Before you rip me to shreds in the comments... Happy April Fools... Also here's a new april fools video: ruclips.net/user/shortsGVR4Z3X-6CE?si=QiISVj82J32JJ3np
I have a friend who made a sincere (no joking, he wrote this being completely serious) negative review, where he says how the exploration in this game is bullshit and full of "blind jumps" (he didn't give any examples). And being this "horrid exploration" the only reason about why he can't play the game. The funniest part is he only played like 7 hours and didn't get past the Fungal Wastes. Funny fact: He opened the gate to the Mantis Lords, but somehow didn't realize about the massive hole in the ground and just left the village.
The funny thing is Hollow Knight, on a good PC, actually runs at 400 FPS. The fact he didn't realize this is proof that at above 30 FPS, you can't even tell the difference.
“Happy April fools day” *puts down AMGM (advanced Molotov Gatling gun)* Edit: thank you, TreeInfestor. It is now the *H.M.G.M (Handheld Molotov Gatling Machine)*
As mossbag is mining the last shred of content from Hollow Knight, the whole community is watching him with tears in their eyes. He edits the video, gives us one final thumbs up and presses upload as his sanity reserves drop to 0%. The music cuts out. All you hear is a heart beat that gets slower. He closes his eyes. Darkness. And then, bam. A thunderclap rips the cloud asunder and William Pellen shoots down from the sky on moth wings. He catches Mossbag, they embrace each other, William hands him a copy of Silksong and Mossbag asks"does it.. have.. buzz saws?"." Yes..." answers William, a tear running down his cheek "... more than you can count"
@@aydenhickman5706 I would say hollow knight is in second place to do with soundtracks (also both games are really great to I think you can agree on that)
It is a vessel, a “failed” version of the hollow knight. The vessels in particular were born in the abyss, void creeping into their shells and animating their body.The hollow knight is also a vessel.Note that he was the actual failed vessel.The player could,however,contain the infection that the hollow knight failed to.In a few of the endings, the player usurps the hollow knight and takes its place as saviour of Hallownest. In these endings the player could be considered to become the hollow knight, even if we never play as him. A fair argument, no?
We actually don't know whether the player could do that. It is believed so by the White Lady, but not certain. Some would argue that some actions the Knight takes, like sitting with Quirrel at the Blue Lake, are evidence that the Knight isn't in fact truly hollow.
Getting the essence necessary for awakened dream nail is tough but not a grind. Either get them from awakened roots, warrior graves or awakened bosses.
As soon as you said the soundtrack is trash, I immediately went to check the date of when this was posted because AIN'T NO FRICKEN WAY!! The gasp I gusped 😂😂
Reason 6: Primal aspids, crystal hornets, and the infected balloons from the broken vessel and lost kin fight. primal aspids are extremely hard to dodge, hornets have crystals that block your path, and the balloons practically force you to use defenders crest and c’mon, who wants to smell like dung?
Im so glad I saw the april fools thing at the end of the video, otherwise id probley be mad at the soundtrack thing the rest of the day but anyways, reason 6: backrounds are too shallow and dont have layering
WAIT!!
Before you rip me to shreds in the comments...
Happy April Fools...
Also here's a new april fools video: ruclips.net/user/shortsGVR4Z3X-6CE?si=QiISVj82J32JJ3np
Also, I was a little bit sick when I recorded this.
I knew it
I KNEW IT
YOU SON OF A W- wait april fools still exists? Damn i forgot time exists man
Yoo I was about Report this Vedio an abusive clip that incites harassment
"Happy April Fools Day"
*Slowly puts away flamethrower*
Do you mean
"Slowly calms down Shade Lord's unbridled rage"
Or
"Slowly disarms tactical nuke"
A?
Both
All😊
Lol sup
Agreed
RUclips showing me April's fool shorts on 29 Feb 2024
Is bro 6 days in the future????
And it’s telling me April 2
I’m in October 12 2024
@@2_reyalP Samesiess!
@@Plaguestristime zones
He was paid off by the spider mafia to say this.
Ofc he was
God so loved the world that he gave his only Son, so that everyone who believes in him won’t perish but will have eternal life.2
@@Yuki-qs5mthush
So after the monarchy fell the maffia moved in?
@@justusP9101can you fucking respect other religion for once?
“April Fools”
*Puts away Quick Slash + Mark of Pride + Longnail + Unbreakable Strength + Steady Body*
Bro is overcharmed
*tips fedora*
Bro forgot gathering swarm and compass, the 2 most important and overpowered charms in the whole game.
*no bc I use like half of those charms 😭* (unbreakable heart, unbreakable strength, quick slash, mark of pride)
@@sprout905 respectfully, please do not use Heart
It's just a joke....it's just a joke....he didn't mean it..
Good news!
He said April Fools
Put the minigun down
@@Moonlord2193 No I'll kill em
Still……..
I was about to bring back the radiance just out of spite
“Happy april fools day” *puts away button to launch a nuclear bomb to his exact location*
*buttdials*
*_why do you have that_*
@@Autistic_Wooper
_He is KIM JONG UN_
"Happy April Fools!"
*Slowly removes Unbreakable strenth*
*takes off Fury of the fallen*
Lmfaooo underrated comment
Yo don't forget quickslash,fof( fury of the fallen)hell even shaman if you wanted to vengeful
@@hen618
Yo love you profile picture
@@hen618
Your profile is amazing
“Happy April Fool” Proceeds to slowly stop summoning absolute radiance
Nah i think it's better the
GOD OF GOD
VOID HAVING SCOOP
THE LORD OF THE SHADOW
@@turbopain1182fair enough bring the voidheart
@@spitfire9159 The darkness shall reign supreme!
Me: *waiting*
Video: bad bosses
Me: *waiting*
Video: spider misinformation = threat against democracy
Me: come on…
Video: sh*t soundtrack
Me: HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
@mannynyamali-co1tr lol
I have a friend who made a sincere (no joking, he wrote this being completely serious) negative review, where he says how the exploration in this game is bullshit and full of "blind jumps" (he didn't give any examples). And being this "horrid exploration" the only reason about why he can't play the game. The funniest part is he only played like 7 hours and didn't get past the Fungal Wastes.
Funny fact: He opened the gate to the Mantis Lords, but somehow didn't realize about the massive hole in the ground and just left the village.
"The game can't be beaten in under 5 minutes"
All glitches speedrunners: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that...
Lmao. I probably shoulda said like 13 seconds or something.
😂
@@WyvrnOnYT modded speed runs:I’m gonna pretend I Didn’t hear that
The all glitches WR is around 4:36 or something, right?
@@ImpureVessel That is correct. 2nd is 4.42 (If I remember correctly) and 3rd 4.56
The real reasons: primal aspids and markoth/oblobles radiant
I actually clenched my fist when he said that it had a bad soundtrack
@@gabrielrivero4706 actual L opinion lol
@@gabrielrivero4706 actually bad opinion
@@doomscrollinwthedevil do it
Look I don’t agree with any of those criticisms but I’ll let you talk sh*y about anything EXCEPT for the soundtrack 😂
I feel this guy, I physically twitched in agony and wrath. But he did say April fool's, so he gets a get out of pain pass
"Happy april fools"
*Calmly puts away every video game weapon combined*
"Spiders are not enemies"
*The entire country of Australia*
Im Australian😂
bruh
Funny thing is Team Cherry is from Australia
@@everynameiwantistaken Oh that explains everything. The game is inspired in Australian fauna.
The funny thing is Hollow Knight, on a good PC, actually runs at 400 FPS. The fact he didn't realize this is proof that at above 30 FPS, you can't even tell the difference.
I can definitely see the difference above 30fps. Hollow knight isn't a graphically intense game. Im supposing 400fps at 1080p?
"Happy April fools!"
*puts away glock 8*
I hate it when the video game I'm playing doesn't have AT LEAST 900 undecillion frames per second.
Even that's cutting corners man, I mean you gotta step it up games.
I prefer infinite frames per second
Slowly pulls out the sharp nail
"April Fools"
Blankly stares,...
Reason #6: there’s no mobile game playing below at all times. How else will you keep the player’s eyes on the screen?
And also a family guy clip playing above the mobile game
And it also needs the massive red animated subtitles so I understand what he's saying
don't forget a sponsored ad under the mobile game so they can earn monez
@Callunn don't forget that the subtitles have to be wrong
Reason 7: it doesn't have any references or third meanings to Subway surfers
Happy April fools
Slowly puts away pantheon of the hallownest
“Happy April fools day”
*puts down AMGM (advanced Molotov Gatling gun)*
Edit: thank you, TreeInfestor. It is now the *H.M.G.M (Handheld Molotov Gatling Machine)*
Wouldn’t that be AMGG?
Isn't that just a flame thrower
@@RyanLaourine *YES*
@@TreeInfestor fuck your right
Gorb is not happy.
Reason six: unbelievably overpriced
LMAO
XD
For 15 dollars, I would’ve got McDonald’s with that, waste of money 😒
@@This_is_a_username hope your joking
@@Otter_Emperor judging by their videos, (almost all of hollow knight) i do think they are indeed... Joking.
Impossible to complete in under 5 minutes.
-Someone who doesnt know about all glitches.
Reason 6: there is no subway surfers gameplay to keep me engaged in forgotten crossroads
FR
happy april fools
*throws away nuclear bomb but accidentaly explodes in my face*
Ok but the way you roasted Mario like that 💀💀💀
i mean its true tho
Super mario RUN (mobile) bosses are actually trash though
I mean, for his fourth point, you can"t say he doesn't have a point.
As mossbag is mining the last shred of content from Hollow Knight, the whole community is watching him with tears in their eyes. He edits the video, gives us one final thumbs up and presses upload as his sanity reserves drop to 0%. The music cuts out. All you hear is a heart beat that gets slower. He closes his eyes. Darkness. And then, bam. A thunderclap rips the cloud asunder and William Pellen shoots down from the sky on moth wings. He catches Mossbag, they embrace each other, William hands him a copy of Silksong and Mossbag asks"does it.. have.. buzz saws?"." Yes..." answers William, a tear running down his cheek "... more than you can count"
"happy April fools"
*slowly puts the button the button that starts ww3*
“Happy April Fools Day!”
Oh, that’s great!
*[paragraph deleted]*
"Happy april fools"
M E S L O W L Y P U T I N G
A W A Y M Y G L O C K
The *almost pipebombing his house individuals* after he says April fools on the last second: 😀😀😀
“Happy April Fools!”
*slowly lowers knife*
“The soundtracks are bad” sir where is your home address so I can send you a pipe bom- I mean have a friendly conversation
"Hollow Knight kinda suc-"
"There is a pipebomb up your ass."
Can I come to the conversation*hides a bat*
@@aydenhickman5706 To be fair undertale has a better soundtrack
@@abhikergaming7783 ik I like there's to I didn't say I have a favorite
@@aydenhickman5706 I would say hollow knight is in second place to do with soundtracks (also both games are really great to I think you can agree on that)
"Happy April Fools!"
*Slowly puts away rocket launcher*
Reason number 6: the main character isnt even the hollow knight
It is a vessel, a “failed” version of the hollow knight. The vessels in particular were born in the abyss, void creeping into their shells and animating their body.The hollow knight is also a vessel.Note that he was the actual failed vessel.The player could,however,contain the infection that the hollow knight failed to.In a few of the endings, the player usurps the hollow knight and takes its place as saviour of Hallownest. In these endings the player could be considered to become the hollow knight, even if we never play as him. A fair argument, no?
We actually don't know whether the player could do that. It is believed so by the White Lady, but not certain. Some would argue that some actions the Knight takes, like sitting with Quirrel at the Blue Lake, are evidence that the Knight isn't in fact truly hollow.
HE ISN'T EVEN HOLLOW!!!!
"Happy April Fools!"
*Unsummons Absolute Radiance.*
The first one is so accurate to everyone's expectations for a game and how they're as high as an underwater volcano
This is the only April fools that made me relieved 😂
be glad you did this on april fools or else i would’ve thrown hands
I would've thrown napalm
Whos hands are you throwing and how did you get them
10 months ago?
i am still going to rip my hair out and scream in anger now.
I was about to sue him💀
Happy April fools
*Slowly puts away prince zote*
I was smiling so badly when you started to call the soundtrack awful because that was the point at which I knew
I guess I didn't do good enough on the other points then 😆
yeah, it just isn't humanely possible that someone would hate HK's soundtrack
@@Catwithaknife69 literally 10 minutes ago, I sat and listened to the full hour and a half of hollow knight music
It's so good
@@SamD.Coffey yeah it's very good
"Happy April Fools!"
*Grimm battle theme slowly stops*
Grimm?!
@@Napoleon.of.france Do you want a child?
I have many children
@@TroupeMasterGrimm_ no
@@Napoleon.of.france Oh... Welp. (Lights a cigarette)
it's funny because you can actually beat the game in 5 minutes hahaahh
I found you blue >:)
*when he said april fools*
"Oh, Kk"
*puts away mace*
The only bad part of hollow knight are those primal aspids those things are horrifying.
I like them partially, because they give me something to blame other than myself.
@@WyvrnOnYT good point
Good point they are the most annoying enemies ever
I would like to formally introduce you to *Mantis Petra*
"happy april fools"
Wyvrn i have already launched the nuke, its too late
Game: Exists
Karen:
Spiders are not enemies
Australians: loading there rifles
On a more serious note, the grind to get the Awoken Dream Nail sucks the soul out of me. It made the game go from 10/10 to 9.5/10
Really? Because i always just seem to not care about getting the awoken dream nail and then before I know it I'm ascending cere
I didn’t need to grind to get it. I just defeated some fun bosses to get the essence.
The only thing in this game I had to grind for was geo for the Unbreakable charms. How were you grinding essence, exactly? 🤔
Getting the essence necessary for awakened dream nail is tough but not a grind. Either get them from awakened roots, warrior graves or awakened bosses.
Aspits get it lower
Jokes aside, Hollow Knight is unplayable. There's just too many bugs.
😂
#6 cornifer never undresses in the entire game, 0/10 no sex scene where elder hu spanks cornifers wife casino style
Twitter be like:
"happy april fools"
*Slowly puts away sniper rifle*
«Way too much content so its impossible to beat in under 5 mins»
*enter all gliches speedrun
me: hears "happy April fools" and then casually cancels the nuclear strike.
Forgot to mention that the game is absolutely full of bugs. Unplayable
Underrated comment
bro sneaked pun into his comment
Threat to democracy Is crazy 🙏😭
Quietly shoves nuclear launch button under desk
*slowly stuffs rpg-7 back into backpack*
I'm about to send you 3 primal aspids until you said the April fool's.
As soon as you said the soundtrack is trash, I immediately went to check the date of when this was posted because AIN'T NO FRICKEN WAY!! The gasp I gusped 😂😂
"Makes it impossible to complete in under 5 minutes"
*slowly looks at any% glitchs allowed speedrun gategory*
"April Colosseum!"
*Shuts down computer running Minecraft with shaders and RL Craft.*
*Also puts away Pure Knife and True Nail*
*slowly taking off unbreakable strength and mark of pride*
"Happy April fools"
*Slowly erases the summoning rune for NKG*
"Happy April Fools" (Slowly puts away mark of pride)
"Impossible to complete in under 5 minutes"
Kid named Any% All glitches:
Reason 6 : white palace
Reason 6: Primal aspids, crystal hornets, and the infected balloons from the broken vessel and lost kin fight. primal aspids are extremely hard to dodge, hornets have crystals that block your path, and the balloons practically force you to use defenders crest and c’mon, who wants to smell like dung?
Should've said primal aspids were the best thing in the game
"Happy April fools"
*proceeds to forget your address*
"happy april fools"
slowly puts back the tank back to the garage
"April fools!"
*Slowly copies the same 50 comments*
“April fools” *slowly puts away millions of nukes*
Ha ha! Its July you know.
*pulls out flamethrower*
“Happy april fools” slowly starts regretting nuking his house
Bros not playing with fire,
He’s playing with the entirety of hell
“That spiders are actually harmful”
Meanwhile australians:
The most important thing about a game is how fun it is and hollow knight is fun so
"Happy april fools"
*Halts desolate dive*
*slowly resheaths blade*
I know it's a joke but everyone in hallownest is a bug
Spiders hunt bugs
"Happy April Fools!"
*Angry mob slowly backs off*
Im so glad I saw the april fools thing at the end of the video, otherwise id probley be mad at the soundtrack thing the rest of the day but anyways, reason 6: backrounds are too shallow and dont have layering
" Happy April Fools "
Sent back the meteor that was going to be destroying his entire house
My the whole time watching this
:say sike rn
“Doesn’t run at 12k 200fps”
It runs at 11.9k 199fps so I think its close enough
"Happy April fools day" *slowly puts away nuke* I'm watching you 👀
" Happy April Fools "
Slowly unloading Barrett M82A1
"Happy April fools day!" Me: slowly stops charging vengeful spirit
Can't believe they don't have a battle pass
*aggressive typing
100 bad words in this comment
*Reading "Happy april fools day"
*Slowly go away from keyboard
*Calm breath😌
“Happy April fools”
*unequips Shaman Stone*
Btw the any% unrestricted world record beats the game in under 5 minutes