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Комментарии • 66 тыс.

  • @jamesonschaltzdm4476
    @jamesonschaltzdm4476 7 месяцев назад +172493

    The friendliest, unfriendliest guy I've ever seen.

    • @lokeshkumar-dq7yl
      @lokeshkumar-dq7yl 7 месяцев назад +972

      No, he is unfriendliest friendliest guy

    • @justinsmith6860
      @justinsmith6860 7 месяцев назад

      Cocaine

    • @Jaquavious_the_3rd
      @Jaquavious_the_3rd 7 месяцев назад

      I'm surprised bro could even see him with that mask covering half of his eyes 😂😂😂​@@lokeshkumar-dq7yl

    • @noobon0ob
      @noobon0ob 7 месяцев назад +68

      Lol

    • @robincurry5248
      @robincurry5248 7 месяцев назад +375

      Why is his mask so crooked?😂😅😊like the lynch mob in Django 😂😅😊

  • @myman9566
    @myman9566 Месяц назад +26729

    “Why are they acting like that”
    “They are drinking a mixture of gin and cocaine”
    “Oh gotcha”

  • @shrawan4692
    @shrawan4692 Год назад +12503

    He's probably the most polite African pirate , he also greeted him by swinging a machete.

    • @Amu_LEGEND
      @Amu_LEGEND Год назад +57

      Lmao underated comment 💀💀💀

    • @tashabrown3537
      @tashabrown3537 Год назад +12

      He greed use the money

    • @UnoAlpha1
      @UnoAlpha1 Год назад +21

      ​@@tashabrown3537 And the Gin n' Coke😂😂

    • @Pokesus
      @Pokesus Год назад +34

      A very typical somaly greeting, they have masks because sometimes they fail and cut their faces.
      Or maybe they're shy.

    • @fellberrysans
      @fellberrysans Год назад

      Cameraman should have been dead.

  • @gravecode
    @gravecode 21 день назад +1273

    "don't be scared" he was speaking to himself out loud

  • @0LLy796
    @0LLy796 Год назад +162480

    When you're gangsta but momma raised you to be polite

  • @ganges2264
    @ganges2264 Год назад +861463

    He's weirdly friendly and aggressive at the same time

    • @drexell9981
      @drexell9981 Год назад +66

      You've never had a coke head friend huh?

    • @muditchauhan8174
      @muditchauhan8174 Год назад +11414

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ItCantGetAnyWorse
      @ItCantGetAnyWorse Год назад +40509

      Welcome to cocaine and alcohol 😂

    • @tgreg9542
      @tgreg9542 Год назад +17724

      He’s trying to see if guy is friend or foe. But EVERYONE wants to be interview, to show themselves off.

    • @amaraokoli2799
      @amaraokoli2799 Год назад +9812

      He's surprisingly reasonable

  • @BasikVids_4_Life
    @BasikVids_4_Life Год назад +69993

    This man is aggressively respectful.

    • @Isaiahisnotonfire
      @Isaiahisnotonfire Год назад +868

      Somehow better then most People that own guns with Self control, especially while on a real Drug.

    • @DeadOnInfil
      @DeadOnInfil Год назад +325

      Legit. Mixed signals much lol

    • @isaacwurtele7247
      @isaacwurtele7247 Год назад +255

      That’s the gin and coke brotha

    • @Ur_Local_Troll
      @Ur_Local_Troll Год назад +22

      ​@@marekbrodowski7225 wow too far man

    • @dominicward1812
      @dominicward1812 Год назад +32

      @@Ur_Local_Troll
      No one on this thread with that user name unless they deleted the message 🤔.
      You must frighten them away

  • @littlelittlerun9995
    @littlelittlerun9995 13 дней назад +53

    He sounds like the nicest and most aggressive dude you could find.

  • @M.T.O_MTK13
    @M.T.O_MTK13 Год назад +5286

    Aggressively spiritually cleansing him before going in was a perfect cherry on top😂

    • @user-cx1gc8pd4i
      @user-cx1gc8pd4i Год назад +47

      "Warding off bad spirits" - so the evil spirits won't spoil his piratery and prevent him from killing people ?

    • @M.T.O_MTK13
      @M.T.O_MTK13 Год назад +4

      @@user-cx1gc8pd4i so what were they doing lol

    • @grimey78
      @grimey78 Год назад

      @@user-cx1gc8pd4iamericans do the same we just can afford to subsidize them and dress them up n fancy uniforms and overthrow governments that nationalize resources

    • @Gil-gw7bb
      @Gil-gw7bb Год назад +1

      The journalist is a manipulator, he takes us for idiots. He asked the pseudo rebel to play the game of aggression to feed his report🤦🏽‍♂️🤬

    • @BAMBAMVR-cz1sc
      @BAMBAMVR-cz1sc Год назад +12

      ​@@user-cx1gc8pd4ienergy is neither evil or good. Its what we choose to do with it.

  • @PrateekSrivastava789
    @PrateekSrivastava789 Год назад +23619

    Bro doesn't have passive aggression, he has aggressive passion

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod Год назад +9447

    I like that he legitimately called him "my friend" while swinging a machete at him.

    • @dracoshootinls4042
      @dracoshootinls4042 Год назад +319

      “My Friend” doesn’t mean the American “friend” in that context. He’s essentially saying the n word pretty much

    • @Visual_Writer
      @Visual_Writer Год назад +42

      Must be that Gin / Cocaine paradox.

    • @kalebgruber
      @kalebgruber Год назад

      ​@@namensanderung923fucking pirates. Wish we had the same ruling as in the old ages having real fire power on cargo ships, even a couple rockets would ward them off

    • @elite6804
      @elite6804 Год назад +6

      @#Habeckmussweg what happened to you 😮

    • @ninetailedfoxunit
      @ninetailedfoxunit Год назад +180

      as a ghanian, I would like to clarify africans saying "my friend" is just them referring to you, not like they like you or anyrhing

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 11 дней назад +32

    "YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME"
    "Yeah I have questions."
    "AS IN?"
    "I just have questions."
    "Oh fr come on down."
    Wildest deescalation I've ever seen

  • @RandomRoulett3
    @RandomRoulett3 Год назад +6370

    "YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME HOW?" the pirate asked calmly.

    • @SgtRock57
      @SgtRock57 Год назад +46

      Like Bugs Bunny;
      “Eeeh. What’s up doc?”

    • @burakoshimazaki
      @burakoshimazaki Год назад +44

      DID YOU PUT YOUR RESUME INTO THE CAPTAIN'S DROP BOX??

    • @trevorharris400
      @trevorharris400 Год назад +22

      ohhhh....you just want to ask questions? Come in and make yourself comfortable Sir. Don't worry about me....I'm just on a gin and cocaine bender....

    • @emanuel141219921
      @emanuel141219921 Год назад +13

      Dumbledore reference?

    • @PhonkAttack4DX
      @PhonkAttack4DX Год назад +2

      🤔Hmm

  • @ashtonvasquez9800
    @ashtonvasquez9800 Год назад +22009

    Bro was so aggressive and chill at the same time I’m absolutely flabbergasted

    • @voltic7133
      @voltic7133 Год назад +988

      It seems a gin and cocaine cocktail will do that to you

    • @tr702
      @tr702 Год назад +61

      Don’t make fun of my friends. Guys aren’t allowed to have fun anymore?

    • @MenAreNotOk
      @MenAreNotOk Год назад

      Cocaine

    • @OGXIV
      @OGXIV Год назад +50

      It’s the gin n coce

    • @Erhuero
      @Erhuero Год назад +49

      They can go from 0 to 100 in actions and understanding the main problem is the machete.

  • @marshmellowpops
    @marshmellowpops Год назад +13254

    The most threatening yet strangely polite pirate ever

    • @peoplebro_1294
      @peoplebro_1294 Год назад +191

      Passive aggression

    • @jadencole8278
      @jadencole8278 Год назад +298

      He was strangely polite throughout the interview and was clearly an educated person. Him and the rest if the people turned to this life because their family and vilages starve cause of corrupt govenrment

    • @NarimanHasratli
      @NarimanHasratli Год назад +20

      ​@@peoplebro_1294someone said British? 👀

    • @bellswhistles-2083
      @bellswhistles-2083 Год назад +35

      Maybe because this whole clip was staged like everything else ? 🤔 I bet they were all friendly and buddies before the recording !

    • @Bloxy_Codes
      @Bloxy_Codes Год назад +25

      ​​@@bellswhistles-2083 bro how is that staged? That is a documentary

  • @renmanjares5314
    @renmanjares5314 21 день назад +66

    As an introvert this is me when meeting new people 😅

  • @TheViralWizard
    @TheViralWizard Год назад +83199

    Imagine saying “Don’t be scared” to a group of coked-up, drunk, machete-wielding pirates

    • @1997LT1Camaro
      @1997LT1Camaro Год назад +3047

      This is when you have the wrong choice of word. 😂 He meant “threatened “

    • @kabobobo1995
      @kabobobo1995 Год назад +1421

      He's got an AK-47 and you re worried about the machete !?

    • @robert.adamek
      @robert.adamek Год назад +2730

      @@kabobobo1995Honestly yea Id take a bullet over getting hacked up anyday

    • @adventurer3288
      @adventurer3288 Год назад +96

      That's a challenge more than anything!

    • @McLOVIN557
      @McLOVIN557 Год назад +191

      ​​@@1997LT1Camaro I agree, They were probably worried about their anonymity, security, etc.

  • @darkart6535
    @darkart6535 Год назад +10934

    The pirate is geeked and drunk at the same time. He definitely will want to talk

    • @invisiblejay7573
      @invisiblejay7573 Год назад +391

      Give it an hour, they'll be chain smoking cigs and talking about how they're best friends for life, while they take turns peeking out the front door. Or, the 'tent flap', or whatever.

    • @zakwu-tangthegoat6175
      @zakwu-tangthegoat6175 Год назад +209

      In 25 minutes, they will try to start a business together, lol.

    • @that1johnson
      @that1johnson Год назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LinKoRn-parK
      @LinKoRn-parK Год назад +11

      @@invisiblejay7573 🤣😂truth

    • @Queenofcydonia2
      @Queenofcydonia2 Год назад +4

      ​@@zakwu-tangthegoat6175 😂

  • @greekrevoltontheway
    @greekrevoltontheway 4 месяца назад +13784

    He's the type of guy who'd say:
    "I am not your friend, my friend"

  • @CbRoXiDe
    @CbRoXiDe 13 дней назад +10

    Even the eyeholes are unhinged 😂.

  • @User_43209
    @User_43209 Месяц назад +5084

    "Are you trying to get us killed?"
    "No"
    "Okay, Dinner is ready soon. Come and eat my friend"

    • @Moneysreal
      @Moneysreal Месяц назад +65

      “You mean ‘come and eat, my friend’”
      “Did I stuttah?!”

    • @L.J.DaSilvaSantosNouwens
      @L.J.DaSilvaSantosNouwens Месяц назад +12

      Eat my friend or; eat my friend? 🖤

    • @legit1654
      @legit1654 Месяц назад +8

      "eat,my friend"😊
      "Eat my friend

    • @MadoushiLegion
      @MadoushiLegion Месяц назад +5

      In Haiti yes they eat their neighbors

    • @oracle__3345
      @oracle__3345 Месяц назад +1

      Pahahahahahaha

  • @TexasCountryLiving
    @TexasCountryLiving 7 месяцев назад +5254

    “Don’t be scared.”
    “I’m not scared.”
    “I was talking to me.”

  • @abumuslimal-asiani2066
    @abumuslimal-asiani2066 5 месяцев назад +6298

    journalist : "dont be scared"
    pirates : "im not scared"
    journalist : "im talking to myself"

    • @schizoafekt
      @schizoafekt 4 месяца назад +16

      I was talking to Chuck Norris. He barely can handle microphone around you.

    • @noalvisveloso3979
      @noalvisveloso3979 4 месяца назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CK-jd7wo-test
      @CK-jd7wo-test 4 месяца назад +18

      This comment is underrated.

    • @Incognitodroop
      @Incognitodroop 4 месяца назад +4

      @@CK-jd7wo-test4Real

    • @Charles-qh7bp
      @Charles-qh7bp 4 месяца назад +6

      He is a french teacher actually

  • @Piraat073
    @Piraat073 27 дней назад +5

    My boy said come inside only to still be seated outside😂

  • @bmthbilly
    @bmthbilly Месяц назад +6250

    Man I didn't realise how accurate the pirates were in farcry 3

    • @deanferwerda3088
      @deanferwerda3088 Месяц назад +65

      Frrr. He sounds like Dennis btw😂

    • @brendanekeith4529
      @brendanekeith4529 Месяц назад +9

      Gold😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Baronnax
      @Baronnax Месяц назад +43

      Imagine this dude was like the average pirate. Now imagine what their version of Vaas would be like.

    • @deanferwerda3088
      @deanferwerda3088 Месяц назад +1

      @@Baronnax pirate mafias

    • @natecasey2009
      @natecasey2009 Месяц назад +3

      I commented then saw this and was glad someone else saw and heard what I did

  • @jeffreybomber4251
    @jeffreybomber4251 Год назад +7894

    When he said, “I’m not scared”, I’ve never believed someone more in my entire life.

  • @jormcc623
    @jormcc623 11 месяцев назад +9823

    bro’s got about 4% visibility outta that thing

    • @JoeDoe969
      @JoeDoe969 11 месяцев назад +144

      But he prolly accurate with killing 😂

    • @user-tf8cj4bu7p
      @user-tf8cj4bu7p 11 месяцев назад +113

      That's why he missed

    • @strangeteam537
      @strangeteam537 11 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂

    • @PacMan_2100
      @PacMan_2100 11 месяцев назад +5

      😂 LMAO

    • @BUBA100XSHORTS
      @BUBA100XSHORTS 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-tf8cj4bu7p😭😭😭

  • @user-pn5ir7de4r
    @user-pn5ir7de4r 13 дней назад +4

    Good that camera man never dies

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH Год назад +4273

    I like how the pirate went from hyper aggressive to "okay come" in just a few seconds. Dude really did have his speech levelled up to 100 😂

    • @TannerGoated
      @TannerGoated Год назад

      He’s black they not smart

    • @obsidiansiriusblackheart
      @obsidiansiriusblackheart Год назад +35

      Yeah constant supply of cocaine does that

    • @zach6563
      @zach6563 Год назад

      It's the gin and cocaine. Cocaine elevates emotions, since he already has explosive aggression its only exasperated. Only reason dude isnt dead where he stands is probably because the gin is doing what it does and keeping him leveled

    • @bisquix5169
      @bisquix5169 Год назад +17

      Then he smacked his house 💀

    • @wastelandwarrior9738
      @wastelandwarrior9738 Год назад

      Probably bc of the Gin and Cocaine cocktail

  • @brewedup
    @brewedup Год назад +52754

    Bruh said “come inside”, then went inside and was still outside.

    • @AndreiB92
      @AndreiB92 Год назад +4035

      “Sorry for the mess”
      The mess: 🍃🌱🌸🍉🍌

    • @pedestrianrights1257
      @pedestrianrights1257 Год назад +507

      It's the twilight zone.

    • @TheKingacevedo
      @TheKingacevedo Год назад +1030

      That's what gin and cocaine will do to a person...

    • @PHILDR85
      @PHILDR85 Год назад +822

      I think I laughed at this harder than I was supposed to 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @skepticalbutopen4620
      @skepticalbutopen4620 Год назад +88

      😂😂😂

  • @yourlawyer3305
    @yourlawyer3305 Год назад +4788

    "What is your mission here, my friend?" the pirate asked calmly.

    • @NotNilc_
      @NotNilc_ Год назад +38

      why did you do this Harry, Dumbledore asked calmly

    • @mcha90
      @mcha90 Год назад +10

      this comment literally made my night haha

    • @veronica_._._._
      @veronica_._._._ Год назад +22

      I liked the fact that his eyeholes were different sizes and nowhere near his eyes, daringly.
      And the crucifix around his neck !?! to magnify the ju ju of the cocktail of moonshine and cocaine presumably?

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX Год назад +6

      Like an rpg game

    • @paulpedroso4335
      @paulpedroso4335 Год назад +4

      Atleast he treated him like a friend i guess😂

  • @walkietalkieguy0070
    @walkietalkieguy0070 18 дней назад +7

    These dudes are super brave for interviewing the pirates ☠️

  • @gianksl1
    @gianksl1 Год назад +286254

    When you walk into an enemy camp but you have max charisma

    • @Element_xo
      @Element_xo Год назад +3461

      😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Edit: nah 1k for just laughing? I love you guys thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @druceross2020
      @druceross2020 Год назад +948

      👌 😂

    • @jbxzy
      @jbxzy Год назад +551

      Lmaooo

    • @benjamingarrison4111
      @benjamingarrison4111 Год назад +1953

      I’m just glad you didn’t say rizz 😂😂😂

    • @Amin_2k
      @Amin_2k Год назад +434

      This is so accurate

  • @diablous100
    @diablous100 Год назад +6260

    "What's your mission, my friend?" Bro is a real life NPC.

    • @DefineHatespeech
      @DefineHatespeech Год назад +54

      I can confirm, we claim him as one of us.
      One of us.

    • @GodsFavoriteJewIsBlack_CAP-316
      @GodsFavoriteJewIsBlack_CAP-316 Год назад +53

      Yeah but his side quest is pretty interesting, better than just a walking npc

    • @B01
      @B01 Год назад +19

      With all the gin and cocaine they prob follow about as well as an NPC too, getting stuck on everything 🤣

    • @Jaboofy
      @Jaboofy Год назад +23

      Bro he’s probably experienced more life than you ever will with ur internet brain

    • @symphonyofme8709
      @symphonyofme8709 Год назад +5

      ​@@B01I'm just picturing him continuously walking into a tree 🤣

  • @dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers
    @dahunlee_acousticguitar_covers Месяц назад +4579

    calling him scared was a bold move lol

    • @Nando.Bando24
      @Nando.Bando24 Месяц назад +46

      Nah facts I shook when he said
      IM NOT SCARED and the camera wasn’t even pinned on em😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seancain4415
      @seancain4415 Месяц назад +39

      It seemed like he did some reverse psychology, in saying "you don't have to be scared" it insinuates to them that the aggressive behaviors or whatever there doing is a result of them being scared hoping to illicit them to act much calmer to not be perceived as scared in a way when in reality he is the one scared.

    • @DetPersc
      @DetPersc Месяц назад +5

      @@seancain4415 I get why that might work more on a somewhat equal footing (as in he had men with guns too. Even if he had only a few men with guns, a gun fight is a gun fight). I don't know how many people he had with him, but if he was severely out numbered and no guns, it would be a strange bluff -even by reverse pyschology standards-if you know what I mean.

    • @MrPhoxy
      @MrPhoxy Месяц назад +1

      Yeah that poor choice of words.. lol

    • @trolololtrololol-v2w
      @trolololtrololol-v2w Месяц назад +4

      they are more reasonable then American black gangstas, they will not take it as an offense.

  • @tawsoe1703
    @tawsoe1703 5 дней назад +1

    Telling the other guy who is holding a gun, "Don't be scare."😂😂😂😂

  • @skyduck7392
    @skyduck7392 Год назад +4109

    Dude got the balls to tell an armed pirate not to be scared of him

  • @Spacingout3000
    @Spacingout3000 4 месяца назад +3300

    Bro went from
    “YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME *HOW* !? “ to “come inside 😊”

    • @frenchy2410
      @frenchy2410 3 месяца назад +17

      AS IN?? Police or TV?! 😅😅😅

    • @Blanksus.
      @Blanksus. 3 месяца назад +1

      I didn't see that "to" the first time I read it

    • @adeptalakay
      @adeptalakay 3 месяца назад +3

      bipolar coke addicts be like

    • @tehmarok
      @tehmarok 3 месяца назад +4

      This is how kids who build a fort in the woods imagine themselves. 😂
      "Come through the bush to this room! Ghosts can't come in here!" 😂

    • @LoneWolf14740
      @LoneWolf14740 3 месяца назад

      ​@@tehmarok u wouldnt say that if u were there😂😅😂

  • @JoanWhack
    @JoanWhack 6 месяцев назад +5996

    Believing alcohol and cocaine will ward off bad spirts is the most crackhead thing anyone could conjure up.

    • @RobertZimmer11
      @RobertZimmer11 6 месяцев назад +100

      Yeah if anything, it attracts bad spirits 😅

    • @jay-tl2un
      @jay-tl2un 6 месяцев назад

      Certain native American groups believed tobacco warded off bad spirits. Probably because if you dont smoke it for a few days you'll feel you're surrounded by bad spirits lol

    • @E-C_961
      @E-C_961 6 месяцев назад +21

      RIGHT 😂😂

    • @reneeholley-ze8sz
      @reneeholley-ze8sz 6 месяцев назад +7

      😅😂😂😂😂🤭🤭❤❤

    • @joshuahenning2118
      @joshuahenning2118 6 месяцев назад +32

      Hunter Biden's a professional at knowing that.

  • @aaronwalderslade
    @aaronwalderslade 7 дней назад

    It's not always a good idea to acknowledge someone else's fear, but it's usually a good idea to acknowledge your own.

  • @naniv
    @naniv 8 месяцев назад +12569

    The balls it takes to tell someone with a gun and machete to not be scared

    • @janitorial-engineer2286
      @janitorial-engineer2286 8 месяцев назад +711

      You're forgetting the scariest part. They're all coked out of their minds.

    • @Alberta_Wolf
      @Alberta_Wolf 8 месяцев назад +228

      That was a result of english being his second language. And it nearly got him killed.

    • @MichaelHayesagent
      @MichaelHayesagent 8 месяцев назад

      He sounds Russian so yea he’s probably seen worse.

    • @john1455
      @john1455 8 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @lowk-ip8en
      @lowk-ip8en 8 месяцев назад +24

      glad you never been in a tuff situation before sometimes you have to talk you way out

  • @ImperialPower
    @ImperialPower 2 месяца назад +7071

    “The pirates drink a cocktail of gin and cocaine” is one sentence I never thought I would hear today lol

    • @timcassidy4053
      @timcassidy4053 2 месяца назад +21

      Quite a buzz,eh?

    • @michaeldavidson5638
      @michaeldavidson5638 2 месяца назад +45

      It answers a whole bunch of questions 😂

    • @mathewmole3346
      @mathewmole3346 2 месяца назад +4

      Really I've heard similar things said often

    • @LetsGetHighOnMorris
      @LetsGetHighOnMorris 2 месяца назад

      Drinking something, let alone gin, with a random mix of cocaine, is so deadly

    • @annguyenthanh7785
      @annguyenthanh7785 2 месяца назад +6

      even i don't know why this guy know this is gin an cocaine =))

  • @Lolly-q6z
    @Lolly-q6z 4 месяца назад +1731

    This guy had the balls to say "dont be scared" to a guy with a ak47

    • @Kidneyjoshuniverse
      @Kidneyjoshuniverse 3 месяца назад +4

      😅😅

    • @eugenef0zzy
      @eugenef0zzy 2 месяца назад +2

      😂😂

    • @kyuna-gr3ih
      @kyuna-gr3ih 2 месяца назад

      😂

    • @jay-jamainfarsen6853
      @jay-jamainfarsen6853 2 месяца назад +16

      Never know if there is a Seal Team in the bushes and he is the decoy xD As a pirate I would he scared of a "tourist" who comes on his own will to your base

    • @smithclingerman982
      @smithclingerman982 2 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zhechen7372
    @zhechen7372 12 дней назад

    what a nice gentleman! so well spoken and courteous. he even called a stranger my friend.

  • @bilogskii2216
    @bilogskii2216 Год назад +8249

    Dude really said "don't be scared" to a guy pointing a gun at him.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Год назад +274

      fr why would you imply one of these dudes is scared. Basically asking for him to shoot you out of insecurity.

    • @adnanmahmudshohan4951
      @adnanmahmudshohan4951 Год назад +122

      @@callanc3925 He was nervous. Probably wanted to say angry

    • @johnstewarttt
      @johnstewarttt Год назад

      @@adnanmahmudshohan4951 No, that's because of their "cocktail" of alco and Cocaine. It's making them crazy and really nervous.

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 Год назад +92

      @@callanc3925
      The narrator said that they drink a concoction of gin and coke.
      The pirate was probably high off his balls.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 Год назад +68

      @@LEO_M1 Yeah a clearly violent person high on coke and drunk is the last person you should call scared

  • @jeupater1429
    @jeupater1429 Год назад +2334

    Turns out all pirates ever wanted was someone who'd listen

  • @kminrzymski
    @kminrzymski Год назад +1886

    "Please be calm"
    "Dont be scared"
    This guy managed to win bingo of the worst things you can say in this situation and still lived to tell the tale.

    • @jackb.207
      @jackb.207 Год назад +37

      He really just pulled with "Do not be afraid!"

    • @tcap112
      @tcap112 Год назад +88

      "Don't be afraid" - unarmed man to dozen of pirates on cocaine equipped with ak47s

    • @A-Karim2003
      @A-Karim2003 Год назад +17

      Then again he has a Camera so he’ll survive

    • @aaronmaldonado1965
      @aaronmaldonado1965 Год назад +4

      @@A-Karim2003 HAHAHA CAMERA MAN NEVER DIES!!!! 💪

    • @amarrevolver4452
      @amarrevolver4452 Год назад +2

      ​@@A-Karim2003 and also him being white..

  • @mrnobody4849
    @mrnobody4849 17 дней назад +3

    i want to ask question to African pirates. " hei, you have meet a StrawHat Pirates before ? "

  • @LovelyjubleyUK
    @LovelyjubleyUK 8 месяцев назад +2947

    “Come inside” walks you under a fallen branch.
    “Welcome inside” 😂😂

    • @nextfuturecovers
      @nextfuturecovers 8 месяцев назад +11

      😂

    • @Glockieee
      @Glockieee 7 месяцев назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kelvinfeliciano
      @kelvinfeliciano 7 месяцев назад +9

      Bruh.... u made me laugh so hard.😂

    • @SherlockHolmes-eh8im
      @SherlockHolmes-eh8im 7 месяцев назад +17

      That’s inside a shrine. I’m Nigerian, so I know. And they are not pirates, they are called “militants” over here. Their movement is against the exploration of oil from their communities without compensation after they lose their farmlands, and fishing rivers (their livelihoods) as a result of oil spillage, yet they’re ignored by the government and the foreign companies that continue to drill with impunity.
      Note: I’m not in support of kidnappings, vandalism and murder that has resulted as a consequence of picking up arms. Peace✌🏽

    • @senderoverland
      @senderoverland 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@SherlockHolmes-eh8imif you use a gun to steal a boat, you are a pirate

  • @adileleorne
    @adileleorne 5 месяцев назад +5831

    If "I am not your friend, my friend" was a person.

    • @slayer6451
      @slayer6451 5 месяцев назад +23

      Underrated 😂

    • @mpowe123
      @mpowe123 5 месяцев назад +30

      "I'm not your friend buddy"
      - a Canadian

    • @bertinmukiza3532
      @bertinmukiza3532 5 месяцев назад +5

      Salvador saan, only OG's know who he is ... Hint: he's a pirate too

    • @freeEnd_
      @freeEnd_ 5 месяцев назад +2

      You are not my friend, you are my brother, my friend (c) Papito

    • @finnedjoker
      @finnedjoker 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mpowe123I am not your buddy ger

  • @hugoruix_yt995
    @hugoruix_yt995 Год назад +6193

    Dude really said "my friend" and proceeded to swing a machete at the man

  • @stebin4
    @stebin4 9 дней назад

    “Dont be afraid”
    “I am not afraid”
    “I was talking to myself”

  • @Saiyanpool
    @Saiyanpool Год назад +2116

    When it's the main character, he doesn't get killed. Now the pirate will give him missions for XP and Gold.

  • @Meitary
    @Meitary Год назад +2124

    man could die at any moment and still said "don't be scared" to the pirates

    • @bornkinggamer3347
      @bornkinggamer3347 Год назад +32

      Classic frame shifting lol.

    • @ARighteousLife
      @ARighteousLife Год назад +4

      Lolllllll🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheBooban
      @TheBooban Год назад +20

      yeah, not bright this one. When he went inside, he probably called them all sissies.

    • @shannonwhitley9139
      @shannonwhitley9139 Год назад +9

      I'M NOT SCARED!

    • @Englsh129
      @Englsh129 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 lolllll

  • @steves835
    @steves835 Год назад +3500

    I wasn't worried about his safety at all: he's the cameraman. He's invincible.

    • @maykomayko9482
      @maykomayko9482 Год назад +7

      the joke isnt funny.,

    • @past8360
      @past8360 Год назад +38

      @@maykomayko9482 wasnt supposed to be funny its just facts

    • @yeetyeet4325
      @yeetyeet4325 Год назад +5

      @@past8360lmao

    • @GameLover-fc9vw
      @GameLover-fc9vw Год назад +7

      Cameraman never dies😂😂😂

    • @QuadriviumNumbers
      @QuadriviumNumbers Год назад +4

      I get your point. He's an accepted part of this reality. He should be non partisan by nature.

  • @maciejukasiak1002
    @maciejukasiak1002 11 дней назад +1

    Guy with camera tells drunk guy with a machine gun and machete to not be scared?😂😂😂good one!😂

  • @rudemonkey55
    @rudemonkey55 5 месяцев назад +3899

    “Calm down,” “dont be scared of me” this guy is great at deescalation

    • @RealEthanFarang
      @RealEthanFarang 5 месяцев назад +168

      You mean he’s lucky, he was practically challenging the ego of a maniac

    • @g0stn0te
      @g0stn0te 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah anyone whos lived in the hood that you should NEVER say the other person is scared of you, in any capacity, or they will show you they arent scared of you. This is entitled white guy stuff​@user-nt3pb3kd6e

    • @kaiju2296
      @kaiju2296 5 месяцев назад +58

      ​@@RealEthanFarang I believe OP was being sarcastic

    • @BladeSlanger_War_NinjaWarrior
      @BladeSlanger_War_NinjaWarrior 5 месяцев назад +38

      I agree, he's lucky he didn't get his head chopped off for assuming that he's Scaring or intimidating them.

    • @hubertw1138
      @hubertw1138 5 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@RealEthanFarangcameraman always survives.

  • @Cranndaddy
    @Cranndaddy Год назад +6038

    Bro is more polite than 80% of the customers I serve

    • @oxbee7924
      @oxbee7924 Год назад +5

      hehe

    • @user-qx9sw8du1c
      @user-qx9sw8du1c Год назад +6

      Просто он другой работы не нашёл. А так человек хороший)))

    • @Gambetdz
      @Gambetdz Год назад +1

      Ahahah

    • @benthekeeshond545
      @benthekeeshond545 Год назад +4

      You must be from either Chicago or Detroit. I mean the bad parts of the cities.

    • @InshasChoice
      @InshasChoice Год назад

      😭😭😭

  • @dagogogreene9155
    @dagogogreene9155 2 месяца назад +3634

    Him calling the reporter “my friend” while swinging a machete at him is crazy work

    • @adriennedy6917
      @adriennedy6917 Месяц назад +26

      Basically my ex girlfriend, I didn’t know she went on to become a pirate. I expected it tho.

    • @Bikewithlove
      @Bikewithlove Месяц назад +15

      Alcohol + cocaine …and here we are.

    • @suguclipse
      @suguclipse Месяц назад +17

      it's an African thing😭 most of the time they don't mean it in a friendly way, quite the opposite actually.

    • @kellylewis5066
      @kellylewis5066 Месяц назад +2

      Maybe if the pirate dude wasn't on drugs he would actually b chill😂

    • @Royalewithcheesee
      @Royalewithcheesee Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @travel526
    @travel526 10 дней назад

    He knows camera man never dies that’s why he was so calm.

  • @nUmBskulLL
    @nUmBskulLL 5 месяцев назад +5878

    His behavior is literally 50% gin and 50% Cocaine 😂

    • @ahmedwaly7198
      @ahmedwaly7198 5 месяцев назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @ismailmalta6361
      @ismailmalta6361 5 месяцев назад +14

      Why are you laughing 😅😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @darfoz8807
      @darfoz8807 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hahahahah

    • @Hemingway308
      @Hemingway308 5 месяцев назад +2

      💯

    • @symix.
      @symix. 5 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@ismailmalta6361because its funny af to see someone even in some far 3rd world country act so similarily to the way me or you could act while on cocaine and gin.

  • @VAHZGEN
    @VAHZGEN Год назад +4457

    Bro went from swinging a machete to “ok come” within less than a second
    -Courtesy of Gin & Coke

  • @DegenerateHour
    @DegenerateHour 7 месяцев назад +2372

    Bro isnt passive-aggressive, bro's passive and aggressive .

    • @MetaMan227
      @MetaMan227 7 месяцев назад

      Well he’s also high on cocaine and alcohol lol

    • @sodrogamez2267
      @sodrogamez2267 7 месяцев назад +10

      Bro they really need to fix their masks and find a ship so became real pirets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrLovolovo
      @MrLovolovo 7 месяцев назад

      he just mad he can't see anything 😂​@@sodrogamez2267

    • @Kylecarconnect
      @Kylecarconnect 7 месяцев назад +4

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @JugXmaudy
      @JugXmaudy 7 месяцев назад +2

      So… passive aggressive?

  • @Don_of_Dons
    @Don_of_Dons 16 дней назад +1

    “ I just want to talk questions.” 😂😂

  • @greenmonster7291
    @greenmonster7291 8 месяцев назад +4574

    If “Understandable, have a great day” was a person

    • @macadelic2492
      @macadelic2492 8 месяцев назад +7

      "Ohh just a few questions? Right this way sir."

    • @reftalent
      @reftalent 7 месяцев назад

      Hahaha 😆

  • @PuffyDD
    @PuffyDD Год назад +6600

    The most friendly hostile encounter I’ve ever witnessed

    • @dblessed7860
      @dblessed7860 Год назад

      Really well stay away from a se of peole who for many years have been disrespected by all races and dont overstand politics

    • @lmdirkdiggler7170
      @lmdirkdiggler7170 Год назад +104

      Oddly enough, a lot of drug fueled encounters go this way 😂. Damn near gives you a heart attack when crackhead Jimmy's swinging around some iron talking about spirits!

    • @jessjess23brooks89
      @jessjess23brooks89 Год назад +41

      For real. A rollercoaster of emotions in seconds. I bet their parties are bonkers.

    • @HellyeahRook
      @HellyeahRook Год назад +40

      @@lmdirkdiggler7170 I have had too many encounters like this at the gas stations in Kansas City where the dude is actually just wanting to wash your car's windows and he's swinging around the squeegee like that dude is the machete hahaha

    • @denisegay232
      @denisegay232 Год назад +2

      Okay come 😂😂😂😂

  • @joeschlotthauer840
    @joeschlotthauer840 Год назад +12378

    Rule #1. Never approache a man drinking gin and cocaine with a machete and an AK-47.

    • @DJiceberg716
      @DJiceberg716 Год назад +394

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rule #2…. Refer to rule number 1😂

    • @SolaireKnightus
      @SolaireKnightus Год назад +90

      I wouldn’t dare approach someone that’s acting like this, it is scary situation.

    • @xizedit7684
      @xizedit7684 Год назад +43

      going back is not that easy bro, because it has entered the tiger cage

    • @Dexiray
      @Dexiray Год назад +25

      My grandma taught me that

    • @garyfrancis6193
      @garyfrancis6193 Год назад +11

      Thanx for the tip.

  • @weddwedd6305
    @weddwedd6305 15 дней назад

    😂😂 he said, "Come inside 😂 but still outside talking to the guy😂 this should have been a scene for a movie set😂

  • @Allen-cx6yi
    @Allen-cx6yi 11 месяцев назад +2176

    "Don't be scared" said the guy to the man with the gun

    • @story2474
      @story2474 10 месяцев назад +32

      Ya but he acting scared and nervous so that’s why he said that

    • @taraszen5357
      @taraszen5357 10 месяцев назад +10

      Why man Hold a gun? Fear...

    • @ayn30
      @ayn30 10 месяцев назад +6

      You know cameraman immune on anything as long the recording right. Its literally their passive and not nerf yet. I hope they nerf him on next patch

    • @dakmycat3688
      @dakmycat3688 10 месяцев назад

      Then tell dude win the gun to calm down😂🤣

    • @Mrcaptainmorgan93
      @Mrcaptainmorgan93 10 месяцев назад

      ​@story2474 cocaine, jin , and living in the jungle will do that too you

  • @AverageAhriEnjoyer
    @AverageAhriEnjoyer Год назад +1718

    Bro realized real quick the cameraman never dies, had to answer them questions

    • @DayInBackrooms
      @DayInBackrooms Год назад +6

      307 likes and no commenti? Lemme fix that!

    • @david_ace
      @david_ace Год назад +1

      ​@@DayInBackrooms flop

    • @SB-bh7ti
      @SB-bh7ti Год назад +1

      ​@@david_ace Only one flop and no comment? Let me fix that 😂

    • @giganigga389
      @giganigga389 Год назад +2

      ​@@SB-bh7ti you're fixing and no one's replying? , Let me fix that 🗿

    • @dmdm9198
      @dmdm9198 Год назад +1

      Deez nutzz

  • @minty3824
    @minty3824 9 месяцев назад +8444

    imagine telling someone with a gun, “don’t be scared”

    • @AIexanderHille
      @AIexanderHille 9 месяцев назад +134

      I used to be in the infantry of the army and was scared of people without guns when I had a bullet-proof vest and a full-auto rifle

    • @Ethan_here230
      @Ethan_here230 9 месяцев назад +28

      ​@@AIexanderHillethanks for ur service sir 😊

    • @da_poopoo_dealer3152
      @da_poopoo_dealer3152 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@AIexanderHillesame lmao i felt like it put my guard down way too much and just didnt pass the smell test letting someone get that close so carelessly

    • @MayheM_646
      @MayheM_646 9 месяцев назад +10

      *"Mothafucka do I look like I'm scared of u?"*

    • @Jimmymatthewb
      @Jimmymatthewb 9 месяцев назад +10

      Scared of telling the authorities about him is what he meant, obviously

  • @steffanjansz1489
    @steffanjansz1489 22 дня назад +2

    Pirates are waymore better than politicians atleast they listening, answering, respecting and welcoming and even they sprinkles something on him as if he is one of them.

  • @calinchirtes3888
    @calinchirtes3888 2 месяца назад +6296

    -Don't be scared!
    -I'm not scared!
    -I was talking to myself actually.

    • @FernandoThiagoRS
      @FernandoThiagoRS 2 месяца назад +22

      hahahaha

    • @lunalingo4461
      @lunalingo4461 Месяц назад +12

      Is he french
      He sounds french when he says it 😂

    • @FREZNOPepper
      @FREZNOPepper Месяц назад +5

      He meant "n'ayez pas peur" which can be translated to "don't be scared im harmless" or smt like that

    • @melly123230
      @melly123230 Месяц назад

      😩😩😂😂😂😂

    • @SouljaMan
      @SouljaMan Месяц назад

      Lol

  • @proskymii9295
    @proskymii9295 Год назад +2040

    Proof that cameraman never dies

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane Год назад +16

      . I see proof that cameramen walk into dangerous areas, and no proof they walked out

    • @Mike-cv7do
      @Mike-cv7do Год назад +8

      Survivor bias

    • @Infinity-0033
      @Infinity-0033 Год назад +16

      @@Mike-cv7do the dead cameramen often don’t have their videos shown

    • @Weaver1-s4k
      @Weaver1-s4k Год назад

      ​@Dont_click_this_profile ok i wont

    • @InoriVoid
      @InoriVoid Год назад +1

      @@Mike-cv7do yall do not know its a joke

  • @bad_to_the_bone4431
    @bad_to_the_bone4431 Год назад +3261

    He went from "I'll kill you" to "let's have a drink" faster than a blink.

  • @david41159
    @david41159 8 дней назад +1

    Cameraman got like 100 lvl in speech stat

  • @aquelesqueleto
    @aquelesqueleto Год назад +3400

    "YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME, HOW?"
    "just a few questions"
    "ok come"

    • @natedgr8694
      @natedgr8694 Год назад +13

      😂

    • @John-X
      @John-X Год назад +24

      TALK TO ME BEFORE I (swings machete at cameraman) -

    • @Nishit_Alby_Alfredo
      @Nishit_Alby_Alfredo Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dominikmaral4787
      @dominikmaral4787 Год назад +12

      Narrator: "The pirate drink a cocktail of gin and cocaine"

    • @youngermcitakali4153
      @youngermcitakali4153 Год назад +1

      LoL 😂😂🤣😂 "you want to talk to me, how?" 😂😂 LoL what do you mean how? the same way he was talking to you.. lol he's not gonna use his hands when you agree to talk

  • @malikmaalik8511
    @malikmaalik8511 Год назад +3515

    Moral of the story:Cameraman never die.

    • @jjmjr.
      @jjmjr. Год назад +8

      In brazil, amazonia yes, is dead

    • @deri561
      @deri561 Год назад +26

      No, we also don't know how many videos were unable to be published because the cameraman died.

    • @OsDijider66
      @OsDijider66 Год назад

      @@jjmjr. who

    • @cettiwix
      @cettiwix Год назад +1

      @@deri561 bruh its a joke

    • @MasonQQQ
      @MasonQQQ Год назад

      If they do, we don't get the video

  • @erkenta9487
    @erkenta9487 8 дней назад

    “I got it all on camera” is wild

  • @victor237obiora5
    @victor237obiora5 Месяц назад +1523

    Telling someone with assault rifles not to be scared is the funniest i ever heard on social media.

    • @dennisdouglas6466
      @dennisdouglas6466 Месяц назад +4

      Yes you right 😂

    • @edmaxwell5801
      @edmaxwell5801 Месяц назад +3

      Wheres the assault rifle?

    • @UnspokenWords2010
      @UnspokenWords2010 Месяц назад +3

      He definitely wasn't scared.

    • @chrisbuske2005
      @chrisbuske2005 Месяц назад +4

      Word! I was just saying "Yes mask, Kalashnikov, and machete, should be scared of the cameraman."

    • @slayermill8621
      @slayermill8621 Месяц назад

      Assault rifle isn't a real thing, it's a made-up term.

  • @judaskiss1
    @judaskiss1 Год назад +3620

    The pirate was the most aggresive polite guy,called him a friend,invited him inside and warded off bad spirits at the end with leaves while holding an assault rifle.

    • @publiuscorneliusscipio3674
      @publiuscorneliusscipio3674 Год назад +6

      ​@@ghostdetective311be serious,please.

    • @cpt.sortinaz5572
      @cpt.sortinaz5572 Год назад +7

      ​@@publiuscorneliusscipio3674nah let him does his stuff with the dark jokes. Its been a real bleak year.

    • @evankaiser6588
      @evankaiser6588 Год назад +9

      High powered rifle. No such thing as an assault rifle

    • @judaskiss1
      @judaskiss1 Год назад

      @@evankaiser6588 it's not hard to use Google,try searching some sources first and come up with your statements if not scratch your balls and smell it,you might get a hint.

    • @goldstandardmarketing3866
      @goldstandardmarketing3866 Год назад

      Leaves dipped I cocane

  • @SuperNation88
    @SuperNation88 Год назад +3185

    The cameraman is actually a spirit passed from generation to generation. It never dies.

    • @jaynetan6589
      @jaynetan6589 Год назад +13

      The comment we never asked but needed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @panditkakaal8110
      @panditkakaal8110 Год назад

      😂

    • @99tony98
      @99tony98 Год назад +1

      And in this ritual is where they get the invisibility and inmortality power

    • @IdiotfromNorway
      @IdiotfromNorway Год назад

      @Dont_click_this_profile Oh my god bro, these channels💀

    • @vinnykim3895
      @vinnykim3895 Год назад +1

      Me laughing when the guy was asked as in..😅

  • @BeastGamingHD
    @BeastGamingHD 23 дня назад +1

    Imagine telling a literal crazy person not to be scared of you. Man has a death wish 💀💀💀

  • @Interesting_Egg
    @Interesting_Egg Год назад +3895

    The pirate was the most aggressive polite guy. Called him a friend, invited him inside and warded off bad spirits at the end with leaves while holding an assault rifle.

  • @makusuman1944
    @makusuman1944 Год назад +4371

    Camera man told a pirate high on cocaine and booze, holding a gun and a machete that he was scared
    Now that deserves an oscar

    • @Coalskii
      @Coalskii Год назад +29

      No acting involved. No oscar deserved

    • @jsonkiser9835
      @jsonkiser9835 Год назад +65

      ​@@CoalskiiUhhh ....people get Oscars for documentaries. Smh

    • @brianrasmussen2956
      @brianrasmussen2956 Год назад +17

      Well, he was scared. And apparently it worked for our camera guy :-)

    • @pyotrbagration2438
      @pyotrbagration2438 Год назад +18

      ​@@jsonkiser9835 He is implying it is staged. Does look fishy af.

    • @abovebeyond144
      @abovebeyond144 Год назад +2

      i god al on camera
      ……REST IN PEACE

  • @sarahr4099
    @sarahr4099 9 месяцев назад +5236

    The cocaine and gin explain the aggression and the "ok come on" perfectly lol

    • @Terminator2.0-ne5vb
      @Terminator2.0-ne5vb 8 месяцев назад +4

      😭😭😭😭

    • @Deferrybouman
      @Deferrybouman 8 месяцев назад +5

      I want it to

    • @Kropotkino
      @Kropotkino 8 месяцев назад +1

      1000th like. Wanted this my whole life

    • @sarahr4099
      @sarahr4099 8 месяцев назад

      @@Kropotkino it's a first for me lol

    • @RK-pz9hs
      @RK-pz9hs 8 месяцев назад

      The question is. Is this Oakland

  • @Nico-ou6ky
    @Nico-ou6ky 14 дней назад

    Bro took the "Camera man never dies " to the next level

  • @jedaifinn
    @jedaifinn Год назад +4256

    The Cameraman never dies, unless he drop camera or shows himself

    • @opvcky
      @opvcky Год назад +52

      Because if they die they can’t upload video XD

    • @tamdi5011
      @tamdi5011 Год назад +16

      Survivor bias be like:

    • @mateoceballos6081
      @mateoceballos6081 Год назад +2

      Hajajaj
      😂

    • @1timerod
      @1timerod Год назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cem6730
      @cem6730 Год назад +1

      @@opvcky that's the paradox

  • @Sweeneyboy78
    @Sweeneyboy78 Год назад +3246

    The way he flipped from being aggressive to “ok come on” would have been very concerning to me. You have massive balls my friend. Be safe out there.

    • @yunginnn6658
      @yunginnn6658 Год назад +89

      The coke wore off

    • @michaellaruccia8854
      @michaellaruccia8854 Год назад +10

      @@yunginnn6658 I was thinking that too

    • @kosmikradmr.silentd6810
      @kosmikradmr.silentd6810 Год назад +12

      😂🤦🏿‍♂️ VERY! "Okay come inside" stranger😅

    • @somethingsomethingusername802
      @somethingsomethingusername802 Год назад +86

      ​​@@yunginnn6658 Nah he's still flyin'. The rapid mood changes and indecisiveness means the coke is in full effect lol. He's probably inviting him back to his lil spot to go on a coke fueled rant about himself because he's finally got someone around interested in listening to him 😂

    • @ops3892
      @ops3892 Год назад +4

      The moment you show weakness with these guys they will chop you up.

  • @hcdemoman
    @hcdemoman 7 месяцев назад +3194

    The pirate forgets every few seconds that he was supposed to be mad

    • @Trident2
      @Trident2 7 месяцев назад +8

      ahahahahahaaa

    • @basedhumanofficial
      @basedhumanofficial 6 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @MAXIMA347
      @MAXIMA347 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😭😭😭🤦🏾🤦🏾

    • @amazinggrace5620
      @amazinggrace5620 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulglen1987
      @paulglen1987 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @hynjefe
    @hynjefe 13 дней назад

    “My Friend” Then Swings Machete 😂

  • @North_Carolina39
    @North_Carolina39 11 месяцев назад +2509

    This guy got balls to say "dont be scared" to a gang of machineries 💀

    • @Fidel-Castroni
      @Fidel-Castroni 10 месяцев назад +91

      Machineries? lmao. I think you mean mercenaries haha

    • @solidtok3nn770
      @solidtok3nn770 10 месяцев назад +39

      “Machineries” got me rolling🤣🤣🤣

    • @AAquese
      @AAquese 10 месяцев назад +5

      Machine what??

    • @dudds2323
      @dudds2323 10 месяцев назад +7

      I think he means mercenaries 🤣

    • @gamebred5662
      @gamebred5662 10 месяцев назад +3

      lmao machineries 🤦‍♂️

  • @ymusic354
    @ymusic354 7 месяцев назад +2112

    "What is your mission here my friend?" Why did that hit so hard?

  • @huhsz
    @huhsz 5 месяцев назад +2188

    “What is your mission here my friend😡😡😡”
    “I just want to talk”
    “Oh ok😁😁😁😁”

    • @Skyo.o
      @Skyo.o 5 месяцев назад +15

      about what 😡

    • @UltraRealTrueJesus
      @UltraRealTrueJesus 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Skyo.o proceeds to drink 50g of coke and a large shot glass of gin.
      "please come inside"
      I have it on camera.
      loops

  • @jimmymarais3032
    @jimmymarais3032 13 дней назад

    The first time when you go inside but you're still outside. Goosebumps

  • @Basedguru
    @Basedguru Год назад +5149

    “AS IN? OK COME ON!” The most aggressive but eloquent response a person with a gun could give 😂

  • @Thekidsinafrica14
    @Thekidsinafrica14 Год назад +2387

    “I just want to ask a few questions”
    “Questions!?” (Swing’s machete)
    “Yes”
    “Okay, come”💀💀

  • @AnujVohra-xh9cr
    @AnujVohra-xh9cr Год назад +5209

    Bro said “come inside” and then moved a leaf to take him into a different outside.

  • @edwillfourie4280
    @edwillfourie4280 7 дней назад

    Pirate sort of felt insulted when he was told not to be scared.
    Pirate: I'm not scared... 🙄

  • @aceannpepito9213
    @aceannpepito9213 Год назад +3080

    "what is your mission here MY FRIEND?"
    *swings machete*

    • @jordannewton7281
      @jordannewton7281 Год назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Dargoneth
      @Dargoneth Год назад +14

      This was quite disturbing to me in far foreign countries. Complete strangers calling me friend while trying to rip me off and block my way

    • @DioButCursed
      @DioButCursed Год назад +1

      Lol

    • @realincognitoFR
      @realincognitoFR Год назад +6

      in nigeria, and most other african countries, my friend is just a generic term and means “you”

    • @MeMeSuSgUy
      @MeMeSuSgUy Год назад

      It got me laughing 🤣