Look... the USA would be OK, but, and don't accuse me of being TETCHY... it's only a handful of tired old obstructionist Labour peers who are responsible for at least 17 of the most intolerably obnoxious UK celebrities not being bored out their brains and languishing in 2-bed flats in Kigali ***RIGHT NOW***.
@@mantistoboggan5171 They play the British junior school game of rounders, and pretend it is a "SPORT". They also play the British schoolgirls game of Netball, and pretend that it is a "man's" sport as well.
The problem with having Batman in Salford is that it's a lot rougher than Gotham. There'll be "Vicky Vale is a grass ' sprayed on the side of the batmobile, which will be found burning in Kersal park.
I understand objection. But I'm fairly certain its that way to make reading the date easier. You can just say "January six, 2021" without worrying about rearranging the words or sticking an 'of' in there.
@@MrDowntemp0 It is a direct consequence of their terrible standard of education. Making things simpler, all round, makes for a very sad level of intellectual competence.
@@medalion1390 A revolutionary new titanium *_bed_* pan! I couldn't resist the juxtaposition of antiquated methods and high-tech materials. *_GARDYLOOOOOO!!!_* 💩😄
American politics IS painful. Kudos to Michael for the suffering he had to endure to perfect his Biden and Trump. Michael's Trump is a strangely sanitised version of the real thing. If Michael Spicer really stood for president he might even win, but I really wouldn't wish that on him.
You can just cross over the boarder illegally and go to a Democratic sanctuary city. They’ll sign you right up as it’s, apparently, racist to ask for proof of citizenship.
@@va2011 Details of what? You can't be president if you weren't born in the USA. That's why there was all that bollocks about Trump demanding Obama's birth certificate before he was elected for the first time.
Clark Kent raised in Devon, because of y'know... the farms. But lives in Manchester and reports for the Manchester Evening News, for easy Supermanchester pun headlines
That first question is one of the biggest pieces of BS we have to deal with. Wealth creates poverty. It’s not a confusing fact that both are present in extreme amounts because you can only acquire lots of wealth by exploiting lots of people and making them poor. I hate how so many people treat them as weird, unrelated, separate things.
Exactly. There is only so much money in the economy. The only way to become a billionaire is to steal from others. The more billionaires, the more poverty.
Fun fact about those giant cars that look like pickup trucks. They only exist because US Tax Policy on automobile production is lower for the production of utility vehicles. So companies in the US design them to technically be classified as pickup trucks so they can be produced more cheaply.
Yo I swear to god...! When you said "I love your country, it's given us..." my mind went POINT BREAK! And a second later you say keanu Reaves. The force is strong with me today!
Yes! Especially to people holding their phones out when they talk. And they're usually shouting "What? I can't hear you." When did that suddenly become a thing and why do they not see how daft it looks? I blame the Apprentice.
Three hours in, and scrolling through reveals an alarming number of people who a) Don't read the comments, thinking that their input is unique, and b) Honestly believe that Michael Spicer thinks that Keanu Reeves is a U.S. citizen.
Only an unemployed or retired person (or maybe an OCD person) has time to scroll through comments to be sure their content is unique. I have things to do!
When asked about U.S. accomplishments, I can envision another Michael in another room sputtering "Put a man on the moon! Bailed us out in World War II! Oh, you bleep."
I'm Welsh and that line about Superman and everyone speaking Welsh on Krypton was just so funny. We're Algarve based and I'd love to share this with our many US friends but I am fast learning you do NOT citicise their 'grreat' country, even in jest. Even the most liberal Americans we know are still making excuses for Israel.
As soon as I finished watching this I had to jump into the comments to see what sort of outlandish threats and insults would be thrown by our American cousins 🤣
Honestly, as an American, I'd gladly vote for British rule right about now... Actually, I'd probably take any stable government over this years ballot.
The Celebrity Deportation Act is genuinely one of the most innovative and meaningful laws ever proposed.
Look... the USA would be OK, but, and don't accuse me of being TETCHY... it's only a handful of tired old obstructionist Labour peers who are responsible for at least 17 of the most intolerably obnoxious UK celebrities not being bored out their brains and languishing in 2-bed flats in Kigali ***RIGHT NOW***.
British Superman should work at a Clarks in Kent.
There’s nothing like a good, comfortable shoe from Clarks, in Kent.😉✌️
Nice one
It would be especially photogenic to change into the Superman uniform in one of those sharp scarlet telephone boxes.
"...going to ban measuring temp in fahrenheit. You're the only country that does it. Stop it, it's weird" 😆😆
In engineering it is a nightmare to work with teams which deal with those units - so many errors could be prevented by standardizing.
Don't forget the fact they can't even write a date correctly, then call a sport that primarily uses hands.... football.
@@mantistoboggan5171 They play the British junior school game of rounders, and pretend it is a "SPORT". They also play the British schoolgirls game of Netball, and pretend that it is a "man's" sport as well.
The date for everything is month/day except Independence Day which is said as 4th July. 🤷♂️ @@mantistoboggan5171
Murdoch... "he is mostly organs now". Killed me.
The problem with having Batman in Salford is that it's a lot rougher than Gotham. There'll be "Vicky Vale is a grass ' sprayed on the side of the batmobile, which will be found burning in Kersal park.
As someone from Salford... bang on!
😂😂😂
Michael, you forgot to add the link to the MAOKFTFT merch.
I’m first in line for the trainers made from the pages of bibles or the bibles made from the pages of trainers
Nothing about getting america to fix their date system?
Month, day, year it makes no sense.
Give him time, Rome wasn’t built in a month.
@@NicholasCotter ayyyyyyy
I understand objection. But I'm fairly certain its that way to make reading the date easier. You can just say "January six, 2021" without worrying about rearranging the words or sticking an 'of' in there.
They seem to think that Porsche destroyed the Twin Towers with a 911 Turbo GT3!!!
@@MrDowntemp0 It is a direct consequence of their terrible standard of education. Making things simpler, all round, makes for a very sad level of intellectual competence.
"Your country has lots of potential. It's given us.." "Great deals at Amazon!" gotta say these adverts are getting better placed every time
I got “A revolutionary new titanium pan!”
@@medalion1390 A revolutionary new titanium *_bed_* pan!
I couldn't resist the juxtaposition of antiquated methods and high-tech materials.
*_GARDYLOOOOOO!!!_* 💩😄
@@Loneman_OG Your French is impeccable.
I got an ad for Fallout, which really does work on a lot of levels.
:) I only got an ad for some weirdly misogynistic online game for kids... Still oddly fitting at that point in the presentation, tho.
I sincerely thank you for the pain of having to sit through trumps speeches long enough to pull off an accent that well, cheers
American politics IS painful. Kudos to Michael for the suffering he had to endure to perfect his Biden and Trump. Michael's Trump is a strangely sanitised version of the real thing. If Michael Spicer really stood for president he might even win, but I really wouldn't wish that on him.
Hey, that's not fair. Get back here and fix this country first please!
Exactly.
MASCARA
Make America Start Caring About Reality Again
Oh, that's good.
I think this is possibly my favourite comment I've ever seen on RUclips.
Great, but ironically they don't know what reality is.
Again??
no one could ever take you stagnant nonsense seriously, ever. hahahahaha.
"The hugging has to stop" 😂
Your impressions are brilliant!!
Off to apply for US Citizenship so I can Vote Spicer. MAOKFTFT!
He's got to find a time machine and transport his mother to America so he can be born there, so...
No rush
@@AndrewHalliwell Can't he just have Clarence change that?
You can just cross over the boarder illegally and go to a Democratic sanctuary city. They’ll sign you right up as it’s, apparently, racist to ask for proof of citizenship.
@@AndrewHalliwell Details....
@@va2011 Details of what? You can't be president if you weren't born in the USA.
That's why there was all that bollocks about Trump demanding Obama's birth certificate before he was elected for the first time.
Clark Kent raised in Devon, because of y'know... the farms. But lives in Manchester and reports for the Manchester Evening News, for easy Supermanchester pun headlines
Then there's the episode where he visits Godmanchester, and suffers an existential crisis...
@@archivist17well played sir!
He was thinking of just moving up the coast to Weston super-Mare, but he was scared of meeting his animal nemesis
Love how youtube has added "context" on climate change 😺
😂😂
I noticed that too hahaha
Probably because only the very top right side and a bit in the middle on the left side of America seems to know what it is!
I love how the RUclips propaganda wants you to believe climate change is human activity driven
If this whole US thing doesn't work out, please run for Dutch elections. I'd vote for you.
Yes please! We're getting a sort of split personality Trump right now as a government...
UK has had 14 years of right wing politics and I can confirm the UK is now in the toilet. Good Luck! Don't even let them start talking about NEXIT
That first question is one of the biggest pieces of BS we have to deal with. Wealth creates poverty. It’s not a confusing fact that both are present in extreme amounts because you can only acquire lots of wealth by exploiting lots of people and making them poor. I hate how so many people treat them as weird, unrelated, separate things.
Exactly. There is only so much money in the economy. The only way to become a billionaire is to steal from others. The more billionaires, the more poverty.
Trickle Up Economics
The rich always have the opinion that poor oeople want to be like that
That they are uneducated alcoholics who wear flat caps
Love you, Michael! Keanu Reeves is Canadian 😂😂😂
Not sure about the ‘celebrity deportation act’. Doesn’t that mean we get James Cordon back?
No.oooooooo!
😱
Please take him back.
Fun fact about those giant cars that look like pickup trucks. They only exist because US Tax Policy on automobile production is lower for the production of utility vehicles. So companies in the US design them to technically be classified as pickup trucks so they can be produced more cheaply.
"Coming up next on Keeping Up with the Trusses, Liz invents a new way of pissing money down a drain"
Major Anglophile that I am, I have a "Make America Great Britain Again" magnet on my refrigerator!
Yo I swear to god...!
When you said "I love your country, it's given us..." my mind went POINT BREAK! And a second later you say keanu Reaves. The force is strong with me today!
Loved the shrug after "Coldplay" 😄
Yes! Especially to people holding their phones out when they talk. And they're usually shouting "What? I can't hear you." When did that suddenly become a thing and why do they not see how daft it looks? I blame the Apprentice.
They just watched an episode of Startrek and thought it looked cool.
It's mad isn't it. It's literally a phone designed to be placed against your face to speak and listen into.
The Crumpet Party
At least there won't be any sex scandals.
It'll be an expectation.
Yassss!
Get my vote as long as it’s butter first smothered in lashings of organic strawberry jam😂
The John Cleese part was just sad. How far one can fall, from the heights of monty python
He ran out of funny.
@@howardsternisbatmanwhen you get old, the world becomes unfamiliar.
You either accept and embrace it or become an old man shouting at clouds.
You're hilarious . I absolutely enjoy watching your content. Thank you so much!
"That's why Hugh Grant still has a career" pure gold! 😂
Three hours in, and scrolling through reveals an alarming number of people who a) Don't read the comments, thinking that their input is unique, and b) Honestly believe that Michael Spicer thinks that Keanu Reeves is a U.S. citizen.
Only an unemployed or retired person (or maybe an OCD person) has time to scroll through comments to be sure their content is unique. I have things to do!
Gangster and Posh was one of the proposed early incarnations of the Spice Girls.
You’d totally get my vote. Actually can you run for UK PM? Pretty please!
No he’s ours now he said so!😄🇬🇧🇺🇸🥂
The tape over his tie😂😂
23 seconds in the video and you already made me laugh in tears.
I am really liking this specific white man
When asked about U.S. accomplishments, I can envision another Michael in another room sputtering "Put a man on the moon! Bailed us out in World War II! Oh, you bleep."
This is your best yet. Keep going!
I don't think he'll get the Massachusetts vote with the Tea Party..
Yeah well he scrapped that, did you not watch the video?
Considering the alternatives he might have a chance.
Bro you got me cracking up 7 seconds in, gotta be record!! Howdy yooaaalll... I can't
‘I know more about fun fairs than anyone else’ - brilliant!
A missed opportunity - shoul have bee "affairs"
Greenhouse gases are green. I have no idea how that doesn't jump at you first thing you hear it. 🤔
Love it! Great stuff as always ;)
You have my vote!😂
Trump was spot on, apart from referring to himself in first person. 😃👍
Keanu Reeves is Canadian.
"Firing on all cylinders" refers to cars, not guns.
The phone thing, the truck thing, the Fahrenheit policy. Genuinely on board with all of it.
This is GENIUS 🤣🤣👏👏👏 I would 100% vote for you!!!
Already had a TEA Party…It stood for Taxed Enough Already…
(And there was that tea party in Boston, too…)
Please can you run for PM in Canada too? We are badly in need of a breath of fresh air to save us. GO Mr Spicer GO ! Yeah ! 🤪🤪
So many things about this is just utterly exquisite! 😂
"I know more about funfairs than anyone...it's a fact. I've won more goldfish than anyone..." haha hahaaa.
Star Wars with sharks? I'd watch that!
Good Biben hand movements, really nailed that aspect
Biben? A combination of Barbie and Biden?
@@AtheistOrphanYou know I knew it didn't look 100% right when I typed it, but for the life of me I could not spot that b
@@Fawkes42 - I like it. The the sequel to ‘Barbenheimer’! 😀
MAOKFTFT. It will be a winning slogan. The way that it runs, smoothly, off the tongue. MAOK FTTT FTTT. Can't lose with that.
I love the way you put an ad in just at the part where you attempt to list things that America has given us 😂
One of your best in a long time. :)
I was laughing until 1:16.
I mean it was more like a giggle after.
Things the US has given: jazz... rock 'n' roll (you guys did some great things with that, UK)... comic books (not all superhero nerd bait), to name 3.
True. And, all happily acknowledged & gratefully received, thank you. 😉✌️
Keanu Reeves is Canadian! LOL
😂Murdoch “ even he is only organs now “ 😂😂
"I've won more goldfish than anyone" 🤣
When I grow up I'm going to buy a NASCAR.
And NASCARs are way cooler than (even NAS)pickup truck-cars.
I think the point of NASCAR is the NOT growing up
@@archivist17 :D
Yes, I too enjoy turning left for 400 miles.
@@ljt3084 Not a problem, roundabouts in the UK go that way ;)
Ahhh he lost it at the "ban guns" 😂 great skit though! We love that British humOR 😉👍🇺🇸
You've made me look forward to the weekend. Nevermind Trump in court next week, cheers. Have a good one. 😂✊🦊
I have to admit, MAOKFTFT is very catchy!
Canada is very grateful for mentioning Keanu 😀
Oh fantastic, I never expected to hear from another my long held view of yankdom ...it never WAS great!!😂
RUclips is now complete. Well played
Incidentally, 'Rocks of Doom' sounds like it's on the B-side of Lou Reed's 'Waves of Fear'.
As soon as you mentioned 'tea' I knew what was coming. Still made me laugh.
Just saw you in an episode of Avoidance. Great to see you on the Tele.
You have my vote!!
#MEGA
Make England Grate Again!!
It has always grated. Just ask the neighbours.
Cheesy@@Demun1649
@@Demun1649 I wish I could disagree!
🇬🇧 "Girl Power!" ✌
@@beingsshepherd We can't allow Girl Power to run the country. Things would get done right the very first time. The males wouldn't cope.
How can a gun be your running mate, I thought you were banning them!
we don’t know what we’re doing over here either
Superman can be from planet Bradford?
I'll go along with that.
As a man living in Bradford. I’m ok with this.
🎶 My country ‘tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, god save th-wha? 🎵
”…even though he is just mainly organs now…” 😂
I'm Welsh and that line about Superman and everyone speaking Welsh on Krypton was just so funny. We're Algarve based and I'd love to share this with our many US friends but I am fast learning you do NOT citicise their 'grreat' country, even in jest. Even the most liberal Americans we know are still making excuses for Israel.
As soon as I finished watching this I had to jump into the comments to see what sort of outlandish threats and insults would be thrown by our American cousins 🤣
The sellotape on the tie, lol!😉✌️
Fantastic! Cheers mate.
Honestly, as an American, I'd gladly vote for British rule right about now... Actually, I'd probably take any stable government over this years ballot.
Jesh, Keanu Reeves is Canadian! Lol.
Small, Medium, Large - The US gets these things right when it comes to Burger sizes and Pop (Fizzy Drinks) but get it all wrong when applied to dates.
Celebrity Deportation Act?! You’ve got my vote!
A British man running for the US presidential election. I can't see the irony here 😂
Hold fire. Keanu is Canadian, Mr President.
America has bought the world McDonalds!
Brilliant as always 🎉❤
...sharks you say? I'm listening...
This is amazing, completely made my day!
Shogun is pretty good to be fair 😂😂
I like how youtube is giving me a definition for what "Climate Change" is beneath the video for "Context". 🤔
Keanu Reeves is Canadian…
The British are Coming, an oldie but a goldie.
What did you have, a bong hit transplant?
I thought I couldn't laugh more, then I noticed the pieve of sellotape holding the tie😀😀
First mistake: very out-of-character for Drumpf to shut up at any time.
Hilarious! Brilliant tRump impression!