Originally aired 7/24/2014. The Cinema Snob reviews the Italian Hercules film, and is tempted to throw a bear into space! Subscribe: / stonedgremlinproductions
There needs to be a 10 minute loop of his reaction. - Herc throws bear into space - Snob silently in disbelief for 10 minutes - Snob finally snaps out of it
At last, the return of the review that introduced me to the single greatest moment in cinematic history: Hercules throwing a bear into space. Oh, I'm so happy.
murrfeeling *GoodTimes Hercules:* My wife died to to her not being able to protect herself from these snakes! *GoodTimes Aladdin:* Maybe I could summon my genie to bring her back to life! Or maybe rewind time so you could try and lightly toss those snakes- *Bay-er:* Hey! I like randomly intruding on the scene when someone else is talking, that's why they call me Scene Interrupting Bay-er! *Cam-laddin:* A Bear! Quick Jerkules! Throw that bear into space! *Jerkules:* With honor, Cam my homie! Prepare to die, Fat Berri- (Gets mauled by the bear) ARRRRGHHH! My perfect chest! *Cam-laddin:* Aw... nuts... (summons genie) Hey genie, do something about this bear! *Genie* *Bennett:* With pleasure, Cam-laddin! (Uses magic on Bay-er) *Bay-er:* Huh? What's goin' on? (Smack!) (With in a flash, Bay-er is sent flying from the earth and into space) *Bay-er:* Aww, crud. That stupid genie threw me into space. Now I'm Space Bay-er! (Poofs into oblivion) (Back on earth) *Cam-laddin:* Phew! Thanks genie! Now can you heal my buddy Jerkules and his wife? *Genie:* Sorry, but you've exceeded you wish limit. I must cool down for the rest of the month. (Goes back into the lamp) *Cam-laddin:* Crap. If only Paige and her Aladdin were here... *Jerkules:* Oh... Pain... Oh Godly Agony!
Oh yeah, though it wasn’t Hercules in the original story- it was Zeus who just seized two random bears by the tails and hurled them into space to make the big and little dipper.
"Skellitor the master of the universe!" Oh.My.God, I almost died! Did anyone else recognize that came from that 80's religious video that the Cinema Snob reviewed?
When I was a kid, around 2000, they used to run this movie ALOT on TV. My friend and I used to laugh even back then at the absurdity of sending the bear to space and forming Ursa Major.
"Not science in service of the gods, but science to eliminate the gods! Science... for the sake of science." Okay, why does this guy sound like the villain from every Christian film?
Geoffrey Sorkin I thought the good one was only Disney's. I mean, this is so bad it's good, but Disney's Hercules is genuinely good, even if it barely follows the original legend.
So, will you make an episode about "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" (also with Lou Ferrigno, Luigi Cozzi and Golan/Globus) ? I find it even more batshit crazy than the two Hercules.
Hey, Brad. You talked about Hitchcocks, Lifeboat in The Midnight Screenings of Afdrift and Action Point, so I checked it out, and found it fantastic. Thank you for the recommendation.
It might be vintage Cannon Films (low budget, hammy acting, ludicrous plots) but it’s my favorite Hercules movie. Sure the new ones have a $150 million budget and a ton of VFX, but do they have a bear being thrown into f’n space? Didn’t think so.
With all the food talk in this episode, you made me hungry for lunch! Thanks for reuploading this classic, dude. Now you just need to reupload Fun in Balloon land and you'll have uploaded all my favorites along with Dirty Duck!
I ran into this movie on ScreenPix channel, right at the scene where Herc is on that beach and becomes 100ft tall. I was like WT FFFFFFFF??? THEN I found Snob’s review…. YESSSSS
Schwarzenegger's first role as Hercules in New York had his voice dubbed and Lou Ferrigno gets his voice dubbed here and both were body builders, coincidence?
6:05- I guess that can also be a reference to Transformers: The Last Knight, since that movie also has Excalibur. 15:25- No, that's Bruce Willis's weakness in Unbreakable and Glass.
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This video originally came out in 2014, so Snob predicted the plot to The Last Knight.
3:55 "And on Earth, there was life... except for a little place called Wyoming" Why would you say that about Wyoming? Have you ever been to Wyoming? Alfred Packer: "(wind blows in vast open place) ...um... hello?" 17:10 isn't that the same woman from TENEBRE who has a lethal encounter with a T-shirt? 23:33 and then Cercei farted out of existence just like Acton.
It’s not too surprising that Ferrigno was dubbed over, even if it is an Italian production. Ferrigno had a speech impediment that he was self-conscious of.
Just last night I watched a couple reuploads of classic Snob-episodes; Pink Flamingos and Cannibal Holocaust - was thinking I'd like to see this episode. Nice timing. You should up those to your own chan too.
Except Hercules wasn't such a smart dude- the smartypants Greeks (Athenians) preferred Theseus who, while not as strong as Hercules, was a brave warrior but was also intelligent.
5:50 Hey, it's the funny guy from Hell of the Living Dead! :D Frank Garfield (looks at the end credits)...I mean Garland. Oh, who am I kidding. It's Franco Garofalo!
Doublecross on Costa's Island would make a great review bodybuilders with movies that so bad it is amazingly great. Franko Columbu is also the guy who trained Sylvester Stallone first blood 2
This might be the only movie that gives you the "infant Hercules and the snakes" story from mythology. Which kind of balances against the "throwing a bear into outer space" story.
It looks hilarious. But the movie actually is kind of okay with ancient source material. According to legend the constellation known as The Great Bear was created when Zeus put or in another version threw (!) a fellow named Arcas into the night-sky.
The bear throwing scene and Brad's reaction to it is still one my favorite Snob moments of all time.
There needs to be a 10 minute loop of his reaction.
- Herc throws bear into space
- Snob silently in disbelief for 10 minutes
- Snob finally snaps out of it
I can’t wait for Hercules to get into a debate if god is real or not, and is then punished by god by being hit by a car.
Wait, wrong Hercules.
Hera: *runs to Hercules' dead body* "This is a cause for celebration!"
A car driven by Ruby Knowby
N.obody Sevenhundred or wait for that Hercules to appear on hannity
MRW when I find out this isn't the Kevin Sorbo Hercules:
"disa-PPOINTED!"
Lou Ferrigno will turn green and crush you. This is my guilty pleasure film wish still had both of his Hercules movie on VHS
At last, the return of the review that introduced me to the single greatest moment in cinematic history: Hercules throwing a bear into space. Oh, I'm so happy.
That Gamer it's up there with Bruce Lee jumping out of his grave and the opening of The Black Gestapo.
That was so great.
And Disney kinda re-used this in their Hercules cartoon, when he sends the titans in space ; )
Nick Cage in a bear skin suit punching the fuck out of this woman in Wicker man. Also a great moment In both Film and Bear history
My mom used to date Ferrigno. I jokingly call him "dad" when I see him on TV. (he's not my dad.)
...and then he threw you into space.
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
(for real, 10/10 comment)
murrfeeling
*GoodTimes Hercules:* My wife died to to her not being able to protect herself from these snakes!
*GoodTimes Aladdin:* Maybe I could summon my genie to bring her back to life! Or maybe rewind time so you could try and lightly toss those snakes-
*Bay-er:* Hey! I like randomly intruding on the scene when someone else is talking, that's why they call me Scene Interrupting Bay-er!
*Cam-laddin:* A Bear! Quick Jerkules! Throw that bear into space!
*Jerkules:* With honor, Cam my homie! Prepare to die, Fat Berri-
(Gets mauled by the bear) ARRRRGHHH! My perfect chest!
*Cam-laddin:* Aw... nuts... (summons genie) Hey genie, do something about this bear!
*Genie* *Bennett:* With pleasure, Cam-laddin!
(Uses magic on Bay-er)
*Bay-er:* Huh? What's goin' on?
(Smack!)
(With in a flash, Bay-er is sent flying from the earth and into space)
*Bay-er:* Aww, crud. That stupid genie threw me into space. Now I'm Space Bay-er!
(Poofs into oblivion)
(Back on earth)
*Cam-laddin:* Phew! Thanks genie! Now can you heal my buddy Jerkules and his wife?
*Genie:* Sorry, but you've exceeded you wish limit. I must cool down for the rest of the month. (Goes back into the lamp)
*Cam-laddin:* Crap. If only Paige and her Aladdin were here...
*Jerkules:* Oh... Pain... Oh Godly Agony!
Little Bear That's why they call you... SPACE INTERRUPTING BAY-ER!
You get to call him dad, the rest of us have to settle for daddy.
"But enough about Earth, WE WILL GO TO THE MOON!" always makes me laugh.
Tycho Azrephet From the earth to the moon.
... MINOS!
*throws a bear into space*
and hercules yells: this is not over BEAR!!!
So throwing a bear into space creates a new constellation, eh sounds right to me.
As we all learned in Katamari Damacy.
That was an epic feat. Death Battle should note that.
I thought that's just how they made constellations in ancient myth?
Oh yeah, though it wasn’t Hercules in the original story- it was Zeus who just seized two random bears by the tails and hurled them into space to make the big and little dipper.
That's how it happened in the myths. Lots of monsters got tossed into the sky.
This Hercules is like some unholy hybrid of Superman and Conan.
Neverheart and he's played by the Hulk.
"Skellitor the master of the universe!"
Oh.My.God, I almost died! Did anyone else recognize that came from that 80's religious video that the Cinema Snob reviewed?
26:46 This lives rent free in my head. Such a specific cry of anger.
-How are you?
-I'm Hercules
-I know that...
-Then you know what's about to happen...
*Throws old lady into outer space*
9:29 that look on Brads face😂
He makes a joke about transformers 4 then makes a king Arthur joke kind of predicting the plot of 5
There's life in Wyoming. The wind just moves us around alot.
Dude this is clearly the origins of Grognak the barbarian
Lou Ferrigno is the perfect Hercules. Too bad everything else sucked.
A T The only thing that caught me off guard is that the name Ariana is older than we think!
He reminded me of Marvel's Hercules.
Ah Pandoras Jar, part of Pandoras vessel collection
"Wait a minute.... This isn't my show.... DISAPOINTEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!" - Kevin Sorbo
The Incredible Hulk-ules!
You sir gave me a chuckle. Give this man a gold star 🌟
What's funny is the Marvel universe has it's own Hercules who the Hulk has defeated in combat.
Is this the movie where Herc throws a bear into outer space? I missed this episode and that moment should be remembered forever.
WHAT?!
That's drunk typing for you.
Francisco Oliveira That's why they call me Space Interrupting Bay-er!
yeah, bc herc created the constellation Ursa Major by doing so. x3
Ah, the Great Bear. As opposed to the lesser known Really Shitty Bear
Oh...so that's how constellations were created... Hmm.. Seems right to me.
My friend told me that the bear scene was based on the one time Zeus decided to honor someone by grabbing two bears and hurling them into space.
Thank you for finally reposting this. This is magnificent.
MINOS!
And obviously the best scene is Hercules throwing a bear into space and (apparently) creating Ursa Major.
That lives rent free in my head when I want to cuss.
"Where was I?!"
We all know Minos got distraced by those Danning t*tties.
"What is his deal with throwing shit into space?"😁
When I was a kid, around 2000, they used to run this movie ALOT on TV. My friend and I used to laugh even back then at the absurdity of sending the bear to space and forming Ursa Major.
0:15 I guess that's where the developers of God of War took the inspiration for Kratos' new catchphrase.
Kemal Alis BOY!!!
To be fair, if I could throw whatever I want into space, I'd probably use it as my own personal garbage can too.
Hercules: Who are you?
Circe: I'm Circe, the sorceress.
Hercules: I know. I know everything.
Ok but for real Lou Ferrigno is daddy af here.
… what?
jekblom123 I let him Hulk smash me.
Zeus knows Hulk smash...
Lou Ferrigno is Daddy Af everywhere.
Michael Lewis cringe
"Not science in service of the gods, but science to eliminate the gods! Science... for the sake of science."
Okay, why does this guy sound like the villain from every Christian film?
9:20 and thus the great constellation Yeet was born.
It’s a law of the world that for ever good Hercules movie, there must be twenty bad ones.
And how many good ones are there? :o
This one, I'm not sure we're at 20 bad ones yet.
Geoffrey Sorkin I thought the good one was only Disney's.
I mean, this is so bad it's good, but Disney's Hercules is genuinely good, even if it barely follows the original legend.
Well, that depends on who you ask. It has both good and bad moments, and some people really don't like it.
Well, I liked the Steve Reeves ones. And the Disney one.
So, will you make an episode about "Sinbad of the Seven Seas" (also with Lou Ferrigno, Luigi Cozzi and Golan/Globus) ? I find it even more batshit crazy than the two Hercules.
That's impossible! Impossible, I tell you!
I just want to say that`s an awesome name
Thanks, mate.
oooh I really hope so! I've heard so many things about that one!
Hey, Brad. You talked about Hitchcocks, Lifeboat in The Midnight Screenings of Afdrift and Action Point, so I checked it out, and found it fantastic. Thank you for the recommendation.
I'd like to see that movie... anything different from that other movie whose theme is so annoying.
It's hard to go wrong with Hitchcock.
Just rewatching this. Forgot about the bear. Thank you CS for showing that shot. I laughed so hard, I really needed that.
It might be vintage Cannon Films (low budget, hammy acting, ludicrous plots) but it’s my favorite Hercules movie. Sure the new ones have a $150 million budget and a ton of VFX, but do they have a bear being thrown into f’n space? Didn’t think so.
16:08 Hercules would be excellent at CinemaSins!
Don't bring that shit channel into this.
this is one of my favorite cinema snob episodes im so glad its on the proper channel!
"Ooo. This is a thing that they now have." 🤣That works for so many comic book superhero movies. LOL
1:02 "Damn it Brett Ratner why do you keep disappointing people?!"😆
who knew this movie had a way better bear fight scene than The Revenant ?
So... It has been six years. When will Renny Harlin's Hercules get the Snob treatment?
Oh, mighty Hercules please come back and throw EA into outer space!!!
I thought this was a biopic of Hercules Hernandez.
Dan Mount That biopic would include a scene where he beats up the whole front row of a wrestling show with Dr. Death Steve Williams.
With all the food talk in this episode, you made me hungry for lunch! Thanks for reuploading this classic, dude. Now you just need to reupload Fun in Balloon land and you'll have uploaded all my favorites along with Dirty Duck!
Lol the Bulge on Cersei was fucking hilarious. thank you for pointing it out
Ah that classic 360p, truly greatest hits. Best Snob era
I ran into this movie on ScreenPix channel, right at the scene where Herc is on that beach and becomes 100ft tall.
I was like WT FFFFFFFF???
THEN I found Snob’s review…. YESSSSS
Cassiopaea sounds like a radio taking a piss......I could`nt stop laffing.....Bravo Cinema Snob.......
Holy shit that Turok reference was spot on.
I love this review Snob
Schwarzenegger's first role as Hercules in New York had his voice dubbed and Lou Ferrigno gets his voice dubbed here and both were body builders, coincidence?
If you ever feel depressed, just remember that a movie exists where hercules throws a !@#$ing bear into space.
6:05- I guess that can also be a reference to Transformers: The Last Knight, since that movie also has Excalibur.
15:25- No, that's Bruce Willis's weakness in Unbreakable and Glass.
This video originally came out in 2014, so Snob predicted the plot to The Last Knight.
9:09 is what you're looking for.
Wait... but, in the later Hercules movie, shouldn’t Kevin Sorbo be atheist Hates and Hercules be an ordained minister?
But since Kevin Sorbo's also Hercules....does that mean he fights himself?
I'm so glad this is back because 18:47 might be my favorite Snob joke ever
Back when snob had hair.
This has been on tv the last few months. Can't recall the channel one of the free over the air ones.
MINOS!!
MEAN ARSE!
One of my absolute favorite reviews by the Snob. c:
And THIS is suppose to be one of Moviebob's favorite movies.
Am I the only one who thinks this movie is shot like an ambitious porno that got chopped down to a theatrical film?
Ah yes been a so long since I watched this
3:55 "And on Earth, there was life... except for a little place called Wyoming"
Why would you say that about Wyoming?
Have you ever been to Wyoming?
Alfred Packer: "(wind blows in vast open place) ...um... hello?"
17:10 isn't that the same woman from TENEBRE who has a lethal encounter with a T-shirt?
23:33 and then Cercei farted out of existence just like Acton.
Is it wrong that the thing I love most about these two reviews is the seductive tittering way that Brad says Hercules?
It’s not too surprising that Ferrigno was dubbed over, even if it is an Italian production. Ferrigno had a speech impediment that he was self-conscious of.
Boy oh boy, do you have to travel back when Brad had hair.
I’m just pointing out your baldness to feel better about my baldness insecurities. Lol
Just last night I watched a couple reuploads of classic Snob-episodes; Pink Flamingos and Cannibal Holocaust - was thinking I'd like to see this episode. Nice timing. You should up those to your own chan too.
Lou Ferrigno's Hercules movies perfect guilty pleasure film
GODDAMNIT six years later and I'm just now getting Burger King / William Berger / Berger King double pun?!
zeus is less old testament god, and more old testament god when he was still in a fraternity.
Except Hercules wasn't such a smart dude- the smartypants Greeks (Athenians) preferred Theseus who, while not as strong as Hercules, was a brave warrior but was also intelligent.
throwing a bear into space, things i thought i'd never see in a movie
9:09 Come on Herc, throw that bear into outer space! 🐻 🌟
Grew up with this movie. love the soundtrack. Pity me.
5:50 Hey, it's the funny guy from Hell of the Living Dead! :D Frank Garfield (looks at the end credits)...I mean Garland. Oh, who am I kidding. It's Franco Garofalo!
I somewhat enjoy this movie when I was kid and I kind like it cheesy fun too.
Where they hell did this movie source its mythology?
@19:18 You blew my mind with that, yessss
*MINOS!!~*
Swim to the surface Turok!
19:17 this suddenly turns into live action Berserk adaption
This review was hilarious. cheers
Doublecross on Costa's Island would make a great review bodybuilders with movies that so bad it is amazingly great. Franko Columbu is also the guy who trained Sylvester Stallone first blood 2
I saw this on holiday as a kid with the three stooges shown before it.Its safe to say i preferred the three stooges to hercules.
Yes! 🐻
The witch is Zelda from Terrahawks.... or am I hearing that wrong?
This review includes a Snowpiercer reference?! It's better than I remember it!
and this was the review that had me subscribed to you
This might be the only movie that gives you the "infant Hercules and the snakes" story from mythology. Which kind of balances against the "throwing a bear into outer space" story.
Disney Hercules does it.
I also wish this movie starred Doctor Insano.
SpeedyEric1
Watch Cinema Snob's review of Bibleman. Hilarious Dr Insano cameo!! 😅😅
@@sheltonbrightjr.5988 Actual Lee, it was a DVD-R Hell review.
A lot more spooney in this than i remembered
Funny thing about Ursa Major Hercules didn’t create it but he did throw a giant crab into space thus creating cancer... the constellation
One of your best videos hahahahah AMAZING
It looks hilarious. But the movie actually is kind of okay with ancient source material. According to legend the constellation known as The Great Bear was created when Zeus put or in another version threw (!) a fellow named Arcas into the night-sky.
Holy fuck was that a Turok 2 N64 reference?!
"Bear...IN...
SPAAAAAAACE!"
Getting a fake bear opposed to a fake Hercules must've been what saved the budget...