ASMR 1950's Drive In Movie Theater Date Roleplay

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Hello! Welcome to the passion pit. You were kind enough to bring me to the movies. Let's sit back and watch Rear Window, all while I try to relax you. Hopefully this will razz your berries!

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  • @theasmrdarling
    @theasmrdarling  6 лет назад +5259

    Hello hello hello! I really hope you guys enjoy today's video! All the props used in this (except the popcorn) are actually vintage! I worked hard on putting this together for you, so please... Enjoy! LEMME RAZZ YO BERRIES.

    • @Docwilson91
      @Docwilson91 6 лет назад +68

      I lol’d at that line 😂

    • @Someone-rp5nm
      @Someone-rp5nm 6 лет назад +24

      Omggg a new videeooo this makess the dayy💋💋

    • @Jahvroski
      @Jahvroski 6 лет назад +65

      ASMR Darling Hey... ITS FREE REALESTATE

    • @Diamond-fe3ty
      @Diamond-fe3ty 6 лет назад +24

      I love your videos. You are an amazing person who truly helps people💖💖💖Would love you as a best friend or hell, a girlfriend 💋

    • @ibprodigy4455
      @ibprodigy4455 6 лет назад +6

      ASMR Darling amazin video

  • @tripptank
    @tripptank 6 лет назад +2417

    How'd the date go?
    Good.
    Did you take my advice?
    Yep. Didnt watch the movie, didn't say a word. I just stared at her without blinking for 30 minutes.
    Works every time.

    • @livaozolina5061
      @livaozolina5061 6 лет назад +48

      Luther Arciga This comment is so underrated

    • @Fluti1928
      @Fluti1928 6 лет назад +17

      Luther Arciga my friend, you made my day!

    • @beckyslife6310
      @beckyslife6310 6 лет назад +5

      Luther Arciga lol lmao 😂

    • @hyunelovs
      @hyunelovs 6 лет назад +5

      Luther Arciga lol 😂

    • @luke19pro69
      @luke19pro69 6 лет назад +5

      Lol

  • @ashleyha9804
    @ashleyha9804 6 лет назад +1591

    “shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me” well the thing is.. I cant... turn my head

  • @PeekNCP
    @PeekNCP 6 лет назад +4876

    that fact that you were prob staring at a wall for 30 mins is great

    • @PeekNCP
      @PeekNCP 6 лет назад +152

      btw that popcorn sound FUCKS ME UP GIRL ahhhhhhh

    • @crazyfan19
      @crazyfan19 6 лет назад +114

      Honestly me with my life

    • @pablobuquet4739
      @pablobuquet4739 6 лет назад +85

      airsoftisgay there really was a movie.
      Rear window is really a movie and she wasnt talking bs about it

    • @jusc1495
      @jusc1495 6 лет назад +12

      Can't be a fact and probability at the same time can it?

    • @eddieboy8210
      @eddieboy8210 6 лет назад +23

      10:20 - 11:00

  • @Bro-tl1ev
    @Bro-tl1ev 6 лет назад +1899

    4:10 „shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me?“
    Well I‘m sorry bUt I CaN‘t SeEm tO tUrN mY hEaD?!

    • @Kevin.mp4
      @Kevin.mp4 6 лет назад +30

      Girlygangsta lmfaooo

    • @devonontko5942
      @devonontko5942 5 лет назад +13

      Girlygangsta 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ruby-iz7mg
      @Ruby-iz7mg 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @kaylins2420
      @kaylins2420 5 лет назад +18

      Not sure why but I laughed hysterically when I read this 😂😂😂

    • @Poopypants007
      @Poopypants007 5 лет назад +2

      Girlygangsta kind of copied me but it’s ok.

  • @alexaluna9281
    @alexaluna9281 6 лет назад +572

    Taylor: “I’ll try to stay quiet during the movie.”
    *starts tapping on the popcorn bag*
    edit: this was at 1:59

    • @vanessatan4558
      @vanessatan4558 6 лет назад +7

      Alexa Luna it’s so funny I saw this and immediately saw your comment.

    • @kianaart2881
      @kianaart2881 6 лет назад

      XD

    • @ggboch
      @ggboch 6 лет назад

      LMAO

    • @sydneyd.8261
      @sydneyd.8261 6 лет назад

      I literally wrote the exact same comment before you

    • @alexaluna9281
      @alexaluna9281 6 лет назад

      Sydney Do
      Yup, I’m sure you did.

  • @KingSadim
    @KingSadim 6 лет назад +426

    Next day: "So I took this girl to the movies, she was great but she kept whispering, tapping and scratching stuff. All the people near us had goosebumps and were half asleep"

    • @Capnawesome00
      @Capnawesome00 6 лет назад +10

      Them: "So what did u do?"
      Me: "i stared at her while she was eating, whispering, and tapping whilst not blinking for bout 30 minutes straight"

    • @camillamay4371
      @camillamay4371 6 лет назад +1

      KingSadim 😂😂😂

    • @mrbean0238
      @mrbean0238 6 лет назад

      KingSadim 😂

    • @princeofegypt9686
      @princeofegypt9686 6 лет назад

      lmfao

    • @yoonminlove4460
      @yoonminlove4460 6 лет назад

      HAHAHAH

  • @yuhyuh3333
    @yuhyuh3333 6 лет назад +1075

    Mum: How was the date love?
    Me: Shes a bit werid, she was tapping her shoes...

  • @zhadley1831
    @zhadley1831 6 лет назад +756

    After listening to the slang in this video, I’m convinced everyone in the 50’s was hella pure cause if someone told me I “razzled their berries” my mind would take so many turns

  • @ciera4320
    @ciera4320 6 лет назад +785

    0:38 tells us to shush but she's the only one talking 😂😂(thanks for all the likes💙)

  • @nazneenmiah9689
    @nazneenmiah9689 6 лет назад +331

    ‘Shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me ?’ IM DEAD!😂

    • @Withern679
      @Withern679 6 лет назад +10

      Nazneen Miah I was ligit asking myself that question right before she said it

    • @gentlebabarian
      @gentlebabarian 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr i love how she breaks the third wall

    • @Nalrus_The_Walrus
      @Nalrus_The_Walrus 6 лет назад +2

      Depends on which view you prefer.

    • @kal-eldritch
      @kal-eldritch 6 лет назад +4

      Hans Zandt Fourth wall, not third wall

  • @Rid97527
    @Rid97527 6 лет назад +433

    Did you just stare at the wall for 28 minutes? That’s some dedication right there ...

    • @jens2353
      @jens2353 4 года назад +16

      It's a drive in theater, she was looking at the movie screen 👀

    • @cookiemonster1787
      @cookiemonster1787 4 года назад +2

      Rid97527 wow. Are you serious. If you are props

    • @baggieboydan82
      @baggieboydan82 4 года назад +4

      I mean shes done 4 hour videos in the past that is dedication imagine sitting brushing your microphone while trying to look interested for 4 hours

    • @hellendunne
      @hellendunne 3 года назад +2

      She was probably actually watching a show or movie

    • @Manderz89
      @Manderz89 3 года назад

      She was watching a movie

  • @PathOfDistrAction
    @PathOfDistrAction 6 лет назад +536

    Goddamn sorry for being such a weirdo creep by staring at you throughout the whole movie

    • @mrcesarm1031
      @mrcesarm1031 6 лет назад +6

      If i did that it would even be uncomfortable for me, lmao.

    • @mrcesarm1031
      @mrcesarm1031 6 лет назад

      Mya uhg

    • @randomstranger5
      @randomstranger5 6 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @JoJo_Mariee
      @JoJo_Mariee 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @royaldoggo497
      @royaldoggo497 6 лет назад

      W I the game and was very very happy with it I ngot wanna is a time to get some new friends to join us for the group of us to play us for sure gonna was the night we were gonna we I gotta we gonna join 7 sorry my English bad

  • @maggiemcauley6808
    @maggiemcauley6808 6 лет назад +1104

    “word of the bird” “razzing my berries” YES TAYLOR

  • @drkvib3s544
    @drkvib3s544 6 лет назад +668

    Her: It’s starting shh
    *Her continues to talk*
    Her: I’ll try and stay quiet during the movie
    *Her continues to tap on popcorn*
    Why is this legit me during any movie I go to??😂

    • @missloraamy
      @missloraamy 6 лет назад +5

      DRK VIB3S SAME 😭 my fiancé get so annoyed but my mum is the same as me so I didn’t realise it was a problem lmao

    • @laura.loverich
      @laura.loverich 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @lexifelton2864
      @lexifelton2864 5 лет назад

      DRK VIB3S not the weirdest date I’ve been on

    • @gabrielcenteno8067
      @gabrielcenteno8067 9 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @ang9659
    @ang9659 6 лет назад +509

    Taylor- Shh, the movie's starting!
    Also Taylor- **continues to talk and chew loudly**
    Me- IM TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE

    • @TS-si7sz
      @TS-si7sz 5 лет назад +3

      @Pilot Missy I cant tell if you're trying to continue the joke or if you're just an idiot...

    • @KJfromTheFort
      @KJfromTheFort 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @AmaterasuOfOld
      @AmaterasuOfOld 5 лет назад +2

      *starts gesturing towards the screen*

    • @moonlightcureno7583
      @moonlightcureno7583 5 лет назад +2

      @@TS-si7sz don't be mean

    • @kaieppy
      @kaieppy 4 года назад

      Best. Comment. Ever. 😂

  • @KatieTracy
    @KatieTracy 6 лет назад +1738

    You’re killing the red lipstick🙌🏼🔥

  • @gustavepitard8092
    @gustavepitard8092 6 лет назад +133

    Taylor: “all the girls love you but you choose to go on a date with me, why?
    Me: “I honesty are more puzzled than you I am anti-social...”
    Taylor:”that vibrates me”
    Me:”.....ummmmmm”

  • @ned5306
    @ned5306 6 лет назад +490

    Taylor would literally be the poster girl of the 1950’s😍😍

    • @Crystalgrace144
      @Crystalgrace144 6 лет назад +7

      Ned Floki i know thats what i was thinking..
      Her cute nose,
      hair
      and makeup just make her that cute pinup girl...this is a compliment by the way do not let the parasite below me twist it to something it wasnt meant to be

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 6 лет назад +6

      Crystal Grace
      Bite your tongue! Taylor doesn't have nose hair.

    • @lucastys4498
      @lucastys4498 6 лет назад

      lockandloadlikehell nose, hair*

    • @ned5306
      @ned5306 6 лет назад +2

      Oh my! I just got a like from the queen herself!😍 22 year old British Guy very happy here!😉❤️

    • @sunshine-qr3xu
      @sunshine-qr3xu 6 лет назад +1

      lockandloadlikehell she means her hair not nose hair 😂🤣

  • @eliarmeryt546
    @eliarmeryt546 6 лет назад +516

    I paid for a movie I couldn’t Watch

  • @katriinas8707
    @katriinas8707 6 лет назад +141

    Please can you do part 2? Maybe like 50's makeup roleplay or something else! I just love this 50's theme!!!❤
    Edit: Or maybe 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's!

  • @shannonspolidoro813
    @shannonspolidoro813 6 лет назад +326

    “ it’s been rAzZiNg my berries”- Taylor 2018

  • @sqwxppy
    @sqwxppy 6 лет назад +547

    1:47 Her: Would you like some popcorn?
    Me: nah I got my beans

    • @asellix8730
      @asellix8730 6 лет назад +17

      gunblood 84 10000000 meme IQ

    • @denxx56
      @denxx56 6 лет назад +26

      But we're not watching Cars 2 :(

    • @fia2397
      @fia2397 6 лет назад +8

      🅱️eans

    • @alexgoman3556
      @alexgoman3556 6 лет назад +55

      gunblood 84 I spilled baked beans over myself while watching Cars 2 and a group of black teenagers yelled "this niggas eating beans" and everyone laughed

    • @Qasterify1234
      @Qasterify1234 6 лет назад +5

      i smiled when i saw this com

  • @katiewood2901
    @katiewood2901 6 лет назад +300

    “that vibrates me”
    “razzing my berries”
    “word of the bird”
    these are all phrases we should bring back

    • @trxphywaifalt
      @trxphywaifalt 4 года назад +12

      I'd rather bring the 80s back tbh

    • @jayhalk3607
      @jayhalk3607 4 года назад +4

      Slavery 🤨

    • @kcmtmm5326
      @kcmtmm5326 4 года назад +32

      Jayhalk360 how did you get slavery out of that

    • @mernky3562
      @mernky3562 4 года назад +17

      Jayhalk360 I don’t think you know what the 50s slavery was abolished in the mid to late 1800

    • @TheLegend-nh3bk
      @TheLegend-nh3bk 4 года назад +1

      no.

  • @alexalara5026
    @alexalara5026 6 лет назад +377

    0:38
    Her: “it’s starting, shhh”
    Me: “ur the one talking”

  • @neko_doll5122
    @neko_doll5122 6 лет назад +1004

    I need to sleep but the comments are really funny

  • @savannahcaballes8239
    @savannahcaballes8239 6 лет назад +1011

    *Taylor* : Shh! The Movies About To Start!
    *Me* : Farts

  • @milliemoo1100
    @milliemoo1100 6 лет назад +166

    This video is the bees knees, it is the only one that razzez my berries and that is the word from the bird, it really did make me go moose eyed, now it is time for my slumber.

    • @ftyrant39
      @ftyrant39 6 лет назад +7

      MillieTube ....um....(remembers fallout new Vegas) ain't that a kick in the head

    • @linyistan3420
      @linyistan3420 5 лет назад +1

      MillieTube o

    • @milliemoo1100
      @milliemoo1100 5 лет назад

      cooky boi 😂😂😂

    • @milliemoo1100
      @milliemoo1100 5 лет назад

      Miss Gacha 👍🏼

  • @YipYapYoup
    @YipYapYoup 6 лет назад +471

    "I've heard that this is going to be the greatest movie of the century"
    Silly people from the past not knowing about the Emoji movie.

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 6 лет назад +154

    I felt a bit rude because I fell asleep during the video where we're supposed to be "On a date" and its like she's trying so hard to make it work by talking to a sleeping body x'D

    • @victorvelasquez6916
      @victorvelasquez6916 6 лет назад +2

      JaxBlade hey Jax what are you doing here arent you suppose to cover dragon ball or idk, lmao instead of role plays lol Jk hope you have a good day

    • @mildmilk8308
      @mildmilk8308 6 лет назад +4

      It’s fine, she was tapping and petting popcorn on our date...

  • @FritsDriessen
    @FritsDriessen 6 лет назад +586

    Is it weird that this video makes me feeling less alone?

    • @enderest
      @enderest 6 лет назад +4

      Frits Driessen waarom zou je je alleen voelen?

    • @andyho4204
      @andyho4204 6 лет назад +71

      makes me feel more alone honestly

    • @kyliesnothome
      @kyliesnothome 6 лет назад +5

      Frits Driessen, I know how you feel

    • @racerroe
      @racerroe 6 лет назад +2

      Nah

    • @Crystalgrace144
      @Crystalgrace144 6 лет назад +6

      Frits Driessen no. Why ask for others opinion you are free to feel as you wish

  • @itspina9321
    @itspina9321 6 лет назад +291

    4:15 wow... that was the smoothest flirt I’ve heard in all of history.... that was so damn smooth it’s smoother than my dog’s fur ;-;

  • @duckyduke954
    @duckyduke954 6 лет назад +881

    Tbh In Real life I would tell you to shut up so I can hear the movie 😂 But this is an ASMR and it was so relaxing !

    • @user-bc1vx5rv6o
      @user-bc1vx5rv6o 6 лет назад +13

      Dancing pineapple I felt the same 😂

    • @michikwan
      @michikwan 6 лет назад +1

      this was too good!!

    • @Cscottrun53
      @Cscottrun53 6 лет назад +2

      Come one man lol.

    • @Bambeakz
      @Bambeakz 6 лет назад +7

      Just watch the movie an other time. No movie for me when she is next to me. Trying the arm technic 😇

    • @nofi_s7821
      @nofi_s7821 6 лет назад +16

      I’m usually the one being told to shut up during movies 😂

  • @edvvin.x9926
    @edvvin.x9926 6 лет назад +98

    When the distant voices started playing, I kept pausing the video thinking my parents were calling me😐😂

  • @123-j2q
    @123-j2q 6 лет назад +507

    Came here for asmr stayed for the comments

  • @agochoa
    @agochoa 6 лет назад +147

    Friend: “Hey buddy how was last night?”
    Me: “It got very hot!”
    Friend: “Oh yeah?!”
    Me: “Yeah, She took off her sweater! It was amazing!”

    • @tannerharmon7660
      @tannerharmon7660 6 лет назад +34

      agochoa I’d be careful about girls like that, taking off their sweater on the first date. What’s next, showing off their ankles?

    • @davidgabriel5125
      @davidgabriel5125 6 лет назад +6

      Tanner Harmon sho bob and vagene

    • @leila.d.2257
      @leila.d.2257 6 лет назад

      Tanner Harmon oh its fine. just cover them up with your knives but maje sure that they are under 3 inches!

    • @bigmonke2899
      @bigmonke2899 6 лет назад

      Yeeeees

  • @QuantumKraken
    @QuantumKraken 6 лет назад +90

    Only you can talk over a movie and not severely annoy me
    10/10 would hypothetically ask out again

  • @frozonediesinincredibles2a597
    @frozonediesinincredibles2a597 6 лет назад +116

    11:39 Doc, I don't know what to do! First I'm staring at my disruptive girlfriend during a drive-in, next thing I know I find out I'm a video camera!

    • @pipsqueak7604
      @pipsqueak7604 6 лет назад +7

      This is so underrated

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 6 лет назад +3

      My immersion is broken!

    • @dennislema4738
      @dennislema4738 6 лет назад +1

      Frozone Dies in Incredibles2 Alonso what you said should be a classic 😁😁

    • @Sasch94
      @Sasch94 6 лет назад +2

      FFS ahahahahahaha

  • @Jbomber-lv1hp
    @Jbomber-lv1hp 6 лет назад +178

    Taylor: “Straight from the fridge, all the girls love you”
    Me: You know my mom told me the same thing but yet I’m single

  • @mercury1574
    @mercury1574 6 лет назад +163

    You should make a series where you find a smaller book or maybe children’s book. Heck it could even be Harry Potter but you should whisper read a few chapters and also do some tapping on the book and pages. Maybe some page turning sounds. Idk just a suggestion

    • @mercury1574
      @mercury1574 6 лет назад +1

      Amina Krdžalić yeah and she could make like a couple of them for each book. And of course she can do her other asmr’s between them they don’t have to be all in a row. I would really enjoy this

    • @gravey256
      @gravey256 6 лет назад +4

      From memory another asmr artist (can't remember which) was saying reading books is risky as it can often infringe copyright. Resulting in channel strikes etc.

    • @ssabineggaribay8419
      @ssabineggaribay8419 6 лет назад +1

      Good idea but I love your profile picture

    • @runawaycooki379
      @runawaycooki379 6 лет назад +1

      Gibi ASMR did that series...

    • @bobthornton8282
      @bobthornton8282 6 лет назад

      A few chapters would be hours

  • @user-kx2nv6jl1h
    @user-kx2nv6jl1h 6 лет назад +493

    bro i barely got any popcorn worst date ever

    • @camillamay4371
      @camillamay4371 6 лет назад +2

      quisha.grande x 😂😂

    • @camillamay4371
      @camillamay4371 6 лет назад +3

      Hey don't "bro" ur girl 😂😂😂

    • @user-kx2nv6jl1h
      @user-kx2nv6jl1h 6 лет назад +2

      Camilla May i can say bro if i want bye

    • @chlo5437
      @chlo5437 6 лет назад +1

      Camilla May tf is wrong with u it doesn’t matter if she’s a girl

    • @vivianagutierrez3599
      @vivianagutierrez3599 6 лет назад

      chloe c she meant not to call your girl "bro"

  • @knoxoxo5123
    @knoxoxo5123 6 лет назад +126

    This video made me laugh because if you think about it, we are the camera so we’re literally not watching the movie and just staring at her the whole time 😂

    • @mariso9145
      @mariso9145 6 лет назад

      Closergaming Omg!😂😂 so true tho- ahah wow

    • @notclarissa362
      @notclarissa362 6 лет назад +2

      wow that’s really funny

  • @Love.Ruby.
    @Love.Ruby. 5 лет назад +131

    “My face is going to be as red as a Russian flag” *Soviet National Anthem Plays*

  • @heehaw1104
    @heehaw1104 6 лет назад +309

    YOU SHOULD DO:
    Vet role play
    seasonal role plays (winter, fall, summer, spring.)
    Doing your makeup Part 2
    Zombie apocalypse role play (keeping us calm)
    Cosplays (dress up)
    Teacher role play
    Mother role play (we are your children!)
    Edit: WAY more likes than I expected! Usually I get like 2...

    • @sarahannholcombe3272
      @sarahannholcombe3272 6 лет назад +7

      These are all amazing ideas and I hope she does ALL of these! I hope she sees your comment!

    • @lilyc7100
      @lilyc7100 6 лет назад +5

      Omg I love these and with the vet role play she could do it with aria her puppy! ♥️🍓

    • @batrisyadaniel3873
      @batrisyadaniel3873 6 лет назад +3

      Magical Watermelon i agree the zombie one..

    • @afanoftruequality8757
      @afanoftruequality8757 6 лет назад +1

      Magical Watermelon omg yes that would be perfect 💕👍

    • @earlrexellmaceda9233
      @earlrexellmaceda9233 6 лет назад +3

      yESSS a zombie apocalypse roleplay would be cool

  • @okshutul8481
    @okshutul8481 6 лет назад +285

    Me-watches this to relax
    My brother - STARTS SHOUTING CAUSE HE JUST DIED IN FORTNITE
    ME- CAN I EVER FIND PEACE

    • @KitKatASMR25
      @KitKatASMR25 6 лет назад +6

      Lucia Phillips bec FORTNITE is tRaSh

    • @AmaterasuOfOld
      @AmaterasuOfOld 6 лет назад +7

      *how could this happen to me starts playing*

    • @mobzillalongtail
      @mobzillalongtail 6 лет назад

      Lucia Phillips bec Dude it’s Fortnite what did you expect

    • @alejandracruz3600
      @alejandracruz3600 6 лет назад

      Lucia Phillips bec hahaha me

    • @MilkManTsuki
      @MilkManTsuki 6 лет назад +1

      absolutely not, heathen. this is Earth. there is no such “peace” here. smh

  • @jadeb3948
    @jadeb3948 6 лет назад +168

    The oldfashion Netflix and chill

  • @ALAW_Aaron
    @ALAW_Aaron 6 лет назад +568

    Jesus christ she looks even better from the side

    • @podracerj3085
      @podracerj3085 6 лет назад +49

      She's got a great profile

    • @bigmonke2899
      @bigmonke2899 6 лет назад +45

      @@podracerj3085 and a cute little nose

    • @lindac1438
      @lindac1438 6 лет назад +7

      thought she was gonna show feets, but didn't. sad

    • @DevyProject
      @DevyProject 6 лет назад +22

      Just wait from behi... nvm

    • @charliemannion2718
      @charliemannion2718 6 лет назад +2

      69 likes don’t screw it up

  • @charvelgtrs
    @charvelgtrs 6 лет назад +129

    When dating was pure. No swiping pictures. You just met people in person and fell in love.

    • @iirosiren5120
      @iirosiren5120 6 лет назад +10

      But if you are shy like me its easyer to swipe swipe swipe 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿

    • @charvelgtrs
      @charvelgtrs 6 лет назад +28

      Swiping is horrible, because it puts looks over everything else. Humans should not be treated like something on the menu.

    • @sinsembeddedinmyactions3375
      @sinsembeddedinmyactions3375 6 лет назад +12

      charvelgtrs Dude dunno where you live but thats still how dating works 🤷🏼‍♂️.

    • @inanmirae
      @inanmirae 6 лет назад +4

      charvelgtrs A lot of people just keep dating in person! There's a lot of people who are not swipping, that's not generality

    • @cjeam9199
      @cjeam9199 6 лет назад +6

      charvelgtrs Oh feck off with your condescending superiority.

  • @jesusa2922
    @jesusa2922 6 лет назад +1494

    I’ve never seen a movie that’s 28mins long. This is a first

    • @bramey_1884
      @bramey_1884 6 лет назад +40

      Sir Bamboozle, correction, 28 minutes & 38 seconds

    • @r.a.dstudios1782
      @r.a.dstudios1782 6 лет назад +7

      Sir Bamboozle i was gonna say that😂😂

    • @isaiascerda5656
      @isaiascerda5656 6 лет назад +21

      Must be a short

    • @Withern679
      @Withern679 6 лет назад +43

      Sir Bamboozle did you not see the cut in the video?

    • @TDubbs
      @TDubbs 6 лет назад +10

      Pretty sure Sir Bamboozle was kidding 😂😂

  • @chunkymushrooms7214
    @chunkymushrooms7214 6 лет назад +95

    Her:Shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me?
    Me: well you see there is this weird wall where my I pad doesn’t let me see the movie so your my only option.

  • @shaplaisdead
    @shaplaisdead 6 лет назад +360

    "That vibrates me, that vibrates me a lot"
    Dude I need help tho, anyone think that sound so dirty

    • @shaplaisdead
      @shaplaisdead 6 лет назад

      Free Faller hahaha

    • @JustSomeGuyForChrist
      @JustSomeGuyForChrist 6 лет назад

      Free Faller were*

    • @serenitylxrd4655
      @serenitylxrd4655 6 лет назад +1

      hobixyoongixtae _x lmfao

    • @Spider-ManHQ
      @Spider-ManHQ 6 лет назад +2

      When did she say that?

    • @joshuabruce9599
      @joshuabruce9599 6 лет назад +4

      Was that an american saying at one time? I'm British and i've never heard anyone say that in my life before watching this video.

  • @subwolffa
    @subwolffa 6 лет назад +189

    I would like a refund. I fell asleep half way through the movie

  • @SHESLIKANOVEL
    @SHESLIKANOVEL 6 лет назад +321

    We love a vintage queen! 😍❤️

  • @JoeMcKnz
    @JoeMcKnz 6 лет назад +374

    This is very distracting Darling I’m trying to watch the movie

  • @dadood4766
    @dadood4766 6 лет назад +606

    12:30 yo how tf is there a ceiling fan in the car

  • @thefeels7262
    @thefeels7262 6 лет назад +305

    Her looking back at the camera continuously reminds me trying to look at my crush, then realizing we made eye contact and getting nervous
    *Hahahahahaha*
    *F u n t i m e s*
    kill me

    • @its_celestial
      @its_celestial 6 лет назад +7

      Saaammmmeeee

    • @yutanicorpbbw5464
      @yutanicorpbbw5464 6 лет назад +6

      God damn ssssssaaaaaammmmmmeeeeee

    • @unlow5186
      @unlow5186 6 лет назад +1

      Ditto

    • @mrdonut0581
      @mrdonut0581 6 лет назад +5

      It’s funny, yet sad. I can relate to that too well......... I never got any girlfriends. I was informed that my crush liked me, by their friend. I panicked and told the friend that I didn’t care....... the next day I saw my crush crying, yet I still don’t know if it was because of me........sigh*. Maybe another time..........

    • @mxrningstargxthangel5123
      @mxrningstargxthangel5123 6 лет назад +1

      Me fuckin too

  • @michaeldominique6016
    @michaeldominique6016 6 лет назад +41

    Is there anything you won't try or do? Never ending creativity. And a smoking vintage look.

  • @kylieelizabeth6819
    @kylieelizabeth6819 6 лет назад +87

    Her: I’m gonna powder my nose
    *powders whole face and neck*😂😂

  • @smittyj383
    @smittyj383 6 лет назад +2169

    I love asmr darling but this is just a joke : I’m a black man on a date with a white woman in the 1950’s. Should I be worried 😂😂

    • @rfirerfire4189
      @rfirerfire4189 6 лет назад +106

      Yes very

    • @skromeproductions5592
      @skromeproductions5592 6 лет назад +21

      😂😂😂

    • @smittyj383
      @smittyj383 6 лет назад +18

      Rfire rfire 😂😂😂😂

    • @smittyj383
      @smittyj383 6 лет назад +13

      wayouttatune2 Thx 😂😂

    • @smittyj383
      @smittyj383 6 лет назад +62

      BenCooper And if you really pay attention to how this date goes you know you smashed 😂😂😂

  • @drkvib3s544
    @drkvib3s544 6 лет назад +149

    0:22 “it’s the word from the bird”
    *thinks of family guy: Bird is the Word*

    • @porkybeans1154
      @porkybeans1154 6 лет назад +2

      Everyone knows about the bird, everybody knows that the bird is the word

    • @lockandloadlikehell
      @lockandloadlikehell 6 лет назад +1

      DRK VIB3S
      Made me think of Sweet Dee (doing crack).

    • @cutiepie3373
      @cutiepie3373 6 лет назад +1

      DRK VIB3S 😂😂

    • @kalebzeigler8845
      @kalebzeigler8845 6 лет назад +1

      *0:18

    • @beeayeembeeeye
      @beeayeembeeeye 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah i couldn't get peters voice out of my head for a couple minutes 😂😂😂😂

  • @imjustagorl
    @imjustagorl 6 лет назад +175

    this video definitely razzed my berries!

    • @cdbndbnd102
      @cdbndbnd102 6 лет назад +3

      Alyssa Ruvalcaba lesbe honest thats not what happened

    • @imjustagorl
      @imjustagorl 6 лет назад

      jawad mehdi 😂💀

  • @Joey-vw9tr
    @Joey-vw9tr 6 лет назад +37

    “It’s been razzing my berries ever since you asked me”😂😂😂

  • @TantoActual
    @TantoActual 6 лет назад +166

    That vibrates me a lot.
    Me: *Jumps across seat*

  • @ASMRJonie
    @ASMRJonie 6 лет назад +267

    How cute, love the setting and how adorable this just feel. Thanks!!

    • @erikafigueroa9810
      @erikafigueroa9810 6 лет назад

      ASMR Jonie saludos chula, despues de este ASMR sigo con el tuyo :) feliz de k regresaste .. t sigo desde tiempo.. besitos 😘

    • @jahsehisntdead9333
      @jahsehisntdead9333 6 лет назад

      ASMR Jonie
      No

  • @lola4505
    @lola4505 6 лет назад +53

    I love u Asmr Darling!! U were the first person I ever got into in the Asmr field. Without u I wouldn’t have the Asmr relaxation u blessed me fr😆🙏🏽

  • @gamerdude422
    @gamerdude422 6 лет назад +395

    “All the girls love you”
    Are you sure because not one girl would come up to me to say hi

    • @akaneriyun4774
      @akaneriyun4774 6 лет назад +24

      How do you know they don't like you? Think positive man (or girl)! Talk to them and smile. Smiling makes everyone 10x more attractive 😁😁😁

    • @heathermenendez9771
      @heathermenendez9771 6 лет назад +6

      Good advice 👍❤

    • @gamerdude422
      @gamerdude422 6 лет назад +8

      Im a male

    • @Liam-wt2gq
      @Liam-wt2gq 6 лет назад +90

      I mean you have roblox as your profile picture

    • @FinalPipeBomb
      @FinalPipeBomb 6 лет назад +21

      Phantastry and his name gamerdude 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @meltedicecreamsandwich
    @meltedicecreamsandwich 6 лет назад +315

    Man it's pitch black outside

    • @mose1356
      @mose1356 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @ftyrant39
      @ftyrant39 6 лет назад +17

      The Pinnacle yeah they made stars and the moon to go to in 1962 so before that outside was pitch black because there was no light

    • @lexifelton2864
      @lexifelton2864 5 лет назад +1

      That’s how drive in’s work it’s projecting onto the screen so it has to be dark outside and you’re in the car get it

    • @kurtisbanks7655
      @kurtisbanks7655 5 лет назад +1

      Those are tinted windows xD

  • @stylage
    @stylage 6 лет назад +265

    Shh, I'm trying to watch the damn movie.

    • @neko_doll5122
      @neko_doll5122 6 лет назад +4

      stylage people that talk during movies are the worst

    • @harryn7706
      @harryn7706 6 лет назад +1

      Madelyne IKR

    • @isabelrose7941
      @isabelrose7941 6 лет назад

      stylage
      Exactly what I thought
      18:46 NO LET ME WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE
      still loved the vid though

  • @tirzatrash9726
    @tirzatrash9726 6 лет назад +39

    taylor kept on hinting at and giving the look of “when are you gonna put your arm around me” and “when are you gonna kiss me” 😂 i loved this video so much ❤️❤️❤️

  • @WhispurringASMR
    @WhispurringASMR 6 лет назад +275

    Wow this is soo original 😍 I love this so much

    • @iilatamnews265
      @iilatamnews265 6 лет назад +1

      Whispurring ASMR mi maestra de ingles que haces aquí

    • @elosougui5264
      @elosougui5264 6 лет назад

      Una de mis ASMRtists favorita comentando en el vídeo de otra de mis ASMRtists favoritas? Esto es fabuloso!

  • @wraxprvt8620
    @wraxprvt8620 6 лет назад +61

    Her:All the girls love you
    Me: Wait...WHAT!
    Her:...
    Me: i think you are on the wrong date madame

  • @Weissung
    @Weissung 6 лет назад +230

    0:40 Shhh.... *Talks 28 minutes*

    • @royaldoggo497
      @royaldoggo497 6 лет назад +3

      JustMarkNL what did the librarian say
      Read More

    • @drewarnold5210
      @drewarnold5210 6 лет назад +2

      ROYAL DOG
      i hate u 😂

  • @DoctorMinjinx
    @DoctorMinjinx 6 лет назад +61

    A spider was in my bedroom and literately crawled under my bed sheets only to be gone when I lift it....You are the ONLY way I was ever going to fall asleep in that bed....For that, I thank you.

    • @lexihernandez6734
      @lexihernandez6734 6 лет назад +10

      Doctor Minjinx
      Bro if I saw that I would move out of that house 😂

    • @Nonresponder01
      @Nonresponder01 6 лет назад +8

      Burn it. Burn it all

    • @aubreyannpineda8414
      @aubreyannpineda8414 6 лет назад

      Doctor Minjinx May the power of Christ compel you!!!!

    • @initialg6257
      @initialg6257 6 лет назад

      That happened to me once when I was like nine and my mom didn’t believe me😨

  • @geerdommel
    @geerdommel 6 лет назад +71

    When she said, “Shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me?”, I tried to turn my head, jfc.

    • @Ethan-ud4kw
      @Ethan-ud4kw 6 лет назад

      Geer Dommel haha same 😂

  • @idontknowwhatmynameis8490
    @idontknowwhatmynameis8490 6 лет назад +42

    The effort that you put into your vids is amazing for example: The music. The background noises aka the crickets chirping. The movie actors voices thing. The car green screen. Everything is on point 2 millie subs where you at?

  • @DaviSouza-kq7xz
    @DaviSouza-kq7xz 6 лет назад +1821

    1900's
    When ppl had a real life.

    • @buppo7851
      @buppo7851 6 лет назад +75

      Davi Souza instead of memes

    • @gj9157
      @gj9157 6 лет назад +8

      Fluffy Little Bear Lol

    • @tyfgstudio8583
      @tyfgstudio8583 6 лет назад +156

      Except people of color and women

    • @berkay9653
      @berkay9653 6 лет назад +28

      and 14 years later ww1 will be started lol

    • @shawnx4450
      @shawnx4450 6 лет назад +30

      Lool if you don’t have a life that’s your problem

  • @laerkema7678
    @laerkema7678 6 лет назад +70

    17:00 Imagine having straight hair and being able to brush through your hair so effortlessly. Can't relate

    • @adrianna986
      @adrianna986 6 лет назад +4

      Laerke MA
      She actually curled it for the video and kinda combed out the curls but ya lol

    • @x_rocky-fromspace2150
      @x_rocky-fromspace2150 6 лет назад

      Laerke MA you're an army aren't you

  • @marissas7648
    @marissas7648 6 лет назад +199

    Did anyone else really want popcorn after this? 😂
    Edit: thank for all the likes

    • @rfirerfire4189
      @rfirerfire4189 6 лет назад

      Snyder// 24 yes I got some now but it’s not very good

    • @kateeelyn
      @kateeelyn 6 лет назад

      John Boy SAME! 🍿

    • @slimeybears5195
      @slimeybears5195 5 лет назад

      The tea Is spilled i am eating popcorn 🍿 right now

    • @truw04
      @truw04 5 лет назад

      The tea Is spilled yesssss I want popcorn so bad

    • @nialetrice9937
      @nialetrice9937 5 лет назад

      The tea Is spilled like so bad 😂😂

  • @allie4545
    @allie4545 5 лет назад +32

    "ill try stay quiet during the movie,"
    tAp tAp tAp tAp tAp

  • @CODMY-hx8ps
    @CODMY-hx8ps 6 лет назад +106

    Her : shouldn't you be watching the movie and not me?
    Me : I would if you could KINDLY TURN THE CAMERA 😏
    HER : SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING THE MOVIE AND NOT ME?
    me : I could if you could chew with your mouth closed woman 🤣🤣
    "not hate! I love you, your awesome"

    • @deldrhs
      @deldrhs 6 лет назад +1

      Awesome Gamer 3105 i laughed way to hard at this lol

  • @jareds1559
    @jareds1559 6 лет назад +503

    When your date tries to give you signals 18:20

    • @somethingstupidlol7389
      @somethingstupidlol7389 6 лет назад +24

      They just go “👉👌” and they say “IN AND OUT IN AND OUT”

    • @yuhyuh3333
      @yuhyuh3333 6 лет назад +21

      Jared S I was like hmh then I was like holy crap you dirty hooman xD

    • @jareds1559
      @jareds1559 6 лет назад +4

      GamingWaterMelon. 😂😂

    • @dst3134
      @dst3134 6 лет назад +43

      This video isnt even asmr anymore pure comedy 10/10

    • @maelybouchard8309
      @maelybouchard8309 6 лет назад +6

      Jared S Im dead hshaha

  • @giannacarusoo
    @giannacarusoo 6 лет назад +31

    Her:shouldn’t you be watching the movie instead of me?
    Me:I just want popcorn

  • @duckduckgroose9517
    @duckduckgroose9517 5 лет назад +75

    Mom: How was your date son?
    Me: Well she’s very nice but she seems a bit odd.
    Mom: Well why is that?
    Me: She really likes tapping on things and stroking random objects like 🍿
    Mom: Is that so..

  • @BuzWeaver
    @BuzWeaver 6 лет назад +632

    This video is the bees knees.

  • @ZeeshanMuhammadX
    @ZeeshanMuhammadX 6 лет назад +59

    "Things only 1950s kids remember!"

  • @Ryusevi
    @Ryusevi 6 лет назад +67

    *start of date* "Hey, it's me. ASMR Darling"

  • @Nina-gn4rf
    @Nina-gn4rf 5 лет назад +24

    Could we pls talk about how STUNNING this girl looks like?

  • @boctorwho
    @boctorwho 6 лет назад +482

    Reminds me of Emma Swan in her yellow bug. OUAT fans will know 😂

    • @tulula2253
      @tulula2253 6 лет назад +3

      xox _leahh yassss

    • @eleni_soumpenioti
      @eleni_soumpenioti 6 лет назад +11

      xox _leahh missing emma swan, hook, snow white, regina, ouat etc so badlyy 😞😞 one of the best series

    • @alexis-lm4cy
      @alexis-lm4cy 6 лет назад +1

      YESYESYES I LOVE OUAT

    • @jessieiroegbu5509
      @jessieiroegbu5509 6 лет назад +1

      xox _leahh can we be friends u watch ouat

    • @marieldylopez8637
      @marieldylopez8637 6 лет назад +1

      xox _leahh omg yeshhh

  • @destinydatil8997
    @destinydatil8997 6 лет назад +70

    I love how you are not embarrassed you just have fun

    • @Millerofmac-rip
      @Millerofmac-rip Год назад +2

      Implying the stuff she is doin is embarrasing?

  • @KileyAnn
    @KileyAnn 6 лет назад +600

    imagine not having a double chin

  • @Action__General
    @Action__General 6 лет назад +403

    13:40 HEY!!!!

  • @roguescott3826
    @roguescott3826 6 лет назад +134

    Her: I’m gonna take off my sweater
    Me: No No No don’t, oh ffffffffff...

    • @azariahsweet3994
      @azariahsweet3994 6 лет назад +1

      RogueScott does her shoulders distract you

    • @lukep8057
      @lukep8057 6 лет назад +2

      Azariah ASMR Jokes gone over your head

    • @rascallygoose4926
      @rascallygoose4926 6 лет назад

      RogueScott what just flew over my head? Dirty joke? If so. I’m confused on how I messed up

  • @imfunny2851
    @imfunny2851 6 лет назад +266

    "I would like a man some day."
    *looks at me*
    "ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER- wait it's the 1950's nevermind, I'm a guy."

    • @MilkManTsuki
      @MilkManTsuki 6 лет назад +15

      did you just assume your own gender? smh 🤦‍♂️ I literally can’t even right now

    • @fortie6902
      @fortie6902 6 лет назад +7

      You just assumed your own gender? Talk about skill.

    • @wallacepine6450
      @wallacepine6450 6 лет назад +1

      I mean
      This joke would have seemed fresh in the fifties if not now

    • @wompwomp6791
      @wompwomp6791 6 лет назад

      People assuming genders:
      Mkay
      But assuming your OWN gender is something else

  • @ASMRCarlos
    @ASMRCarlos 6 лет назад +278

    We love the old days 😍😍😍😍😍

    • @ASMRCarlos
      @ASMRCarlos 6 лет назад +1

      I comment on a lot of asmr vids cause I enjoy them!

    • @NishaLarein
      @NishaLarein 6 лет назад

      ASMR Carlos 😂

    • @adamburman395
      @adamburman395 6 лет назад

      bro chill tf out, you just didn't get the joke

  • @stephmendoza999
    @stephmendoza999 6 лет назад +39

    me: what movie are we watchin
    her: *THE SILENT WALL*

    • @mariuswesener3495
      @mariuswesener3495 5 лет назад +2

      Could be a german movie title from 1960-1989 😂

  • @rafaelorozco2580
    @rafaelorozco2580 6 лет назад +129

    Apparently im too interested in looking at you than the actual movie lmao

  • @natsu5337
    @natsu5337 6 лет назад +53

    I’ve gotta say even the popcorn looks vintage lol 😂

  • @janeteliane
    @janeteliane 6 лет назад +70

    I love her nose it’s so cute

  • @Vikings_Enjoyer
    @Vikings_Enjoyer 6 лет назад +106

    The movie sounds like the end of infinity war

  • @Bobsburger55
    @Bobsburger55 6 лет назад +77

    IF SOMEONE WAS TAPPING ON THE POPCORN BOX AT THE MOVIES ID SLAP THEM