COMEDY - Ep. 14. Murder on the Rockport Limited - Chapter Five

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  • Опубликовано: 1 фев 2025

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  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 6 лет назад +438

    "I'm in hell" perfectly sums up every gm/dm after a few sessions with the same group; especially if they're related

    • @skullptures142
      @skullptures142 4 года назад +6

      Or when the DM has a group of 10 people who are all rambunctious assholes

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 4 года назад

      well.....

    • @forganforge
      @forganforge 4 года назад +2

      Goungen master

    • @crowspeaches5123
      @crowspeaches5123 4 года назад +2

      I’ve been dm for my parents for over half a year and that’s the most accurate statement

    • @brandonfaddis7443
      @brandonfaddis7443 4 года назад +1

      @@skullptures142 Allow me to introduce you to the art of saying "No"

  • @makaylat.7005
    @makaylat.7005 4 года назад +197

    Im convinced griffin only made Angus the boy detective because he didnt think the boys would be able to solve his train riddle without help

  • @idontknow898
    @idontknow898 5 лет назад +141

    ” I smack him 7.2%.”
    ”you hear something pop, and he goes ’aaaaaaaaaghhgaaaaaaaghahaaa’”
    I died at this part omg

    • @thechazzler8934
      @thechazzler8934 3 года назад +4

      “Hey you just hit me 1.5% harder” that’s the funniest quote

    • @pancakesguard8466
      @pancakesguard8466 Год назад +1

      I just read this comment while I accidentally heard it while listening XDD

  • @loglog1954
    @loglog1954 5 лет назад +208

    Ah yes, the old routine: Good Cop, Bad Cop, and Mom Cop

    • @Butchcavalier
      @Butchcavalier 5 лет назад +23

      and by bad cop, we mean it in the sense that he's literally bad at being a cop

    • @0GlassOfAcid0
      @0GlassOfAcid0 5 лет назад +8

      Dont forget diarrhea cop

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 5 лет назад +138

    Angus is the best. I like how Griffin couldn't help but include a boy.
    A beautiful boy detective.

  • @serperiorkal8142
    @serperiorkal8142 4 года назад +60

    "Where do you think that crab came from?"
    "...the beach?"
    *WHEEZE*

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 6 лет назад +238

    "so when he came out of the conductor's room did he seem any different?"
    "Yeah his head was gone" iiM DECEASED

  • @kayleighlehrman9566
    @kayleighlehrman9566 6 лет назад +231

    "holy crap, he didn't make that up! that's a real spell!" just because you dont wanna respect the rules of spellcasting, clint, doesnt mean the rest of the boys do.

    • @idontknow898
      @idontknow898 5 лет назад +7

      Kayleigh Lehrman well idk Justin rolls suspiciously well, especially in the beginning

    • @Lily80278
      @Lily80278 5 лет назад +8

      @@idontknow898 I mean, I think they do say that they've faked a few rolls for the sake of the story/podcast

    • @jackdaw6095
      @jackdaw6095 5 лет назад +9

      nocontentchannel I’m guessing the umbrella was one of those

    • @astertempleton1266
      @astertempleton1266 2 года назад

      Hey. Its just his class

  • @caiterbunch3932
    @caiterbunch3932 5 лет назад +115

    "You don’t get out of this by passing out, Juicy."

  • @jayce1850
    @jayce1850 5 лет назад +137

    "That's good because now he's safe from Dementors too."
    Taako buddy pal you can't just shatter the 4th wall like that. They're called Fantasy Dementors.

  • @kolorfool
    @kolorfool 4 года назад +65

    brooooo why is this family so gifted with wit and comedic timing??????

    • @ziril3972
      @ziril3972 4 года назад +1

      @sirlemonzest that's actually great

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 3 года назад +18

    24:00 - "This isn't CSI, pa-pa!" *_KILLED_* me.

  • @kurtkaletka6207
    @kurtkaletka6207 5 лет назад +56

    I'm a big fan of Clint's cultural references. I'm closer in age to him than I am to the brothers. His "Alice" reference was not lost on me. They're all great, though. This show is fantastic. As of this writing, there's 128 episodes out there, I think, and this is just number 14! I hope they never stop.

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 5 лет назад +122

    I'm really enjoying this arc because I wasn't ready for angus being a detective or a floating, fire-spitting, serial killer crab.

  • @Nanamowa
    @Nanamowa 4 года назад +48

    The moment he was like "Sustained contact for 1 hour" I realized why they took Jenkins' hands.

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 4 года назад +18

    I laughed at the "good cop, bad cop. diarrhea cop" part so hard that I ironically almost crapped myself.
    I took 14 damage from it.

  • @katkelley1211
    @katkelley1211 4 года назад +137

    For some reason the fact that these grown ass men are comfortable calling their dad daddy is very wholesome. It's like anti toxic masculinity.

    • @thechazzler8934
      @thechazzler8934 3 года назад +13

      It makes me laugh but it is also super wholesome

    • @taraolawoye8179
      @taraolawoye8179 3 года назад +3

      @@thechazzler8934 I know right! I giggled the first time but I love it

    • @chipman1589
      @chipman1589 3 года назад +5

      Don't understand how that would be considered anti toxic masculinity, but yes, it is most amusing and wholesome

    • @SPACE.KITTY.
      @SPACE.KITTY. 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's a southern thing

  • @dancingcat1796
    @dancingcat1796 4 года назад +62

    tazstamps
    1:55 episode begins
    14:52 Jess'es decrabing
    17:13 crabby puns
    23:12 Dungens and CIA
    26:14 break begins
    30:18 break ends
    32:22 smack juicy wizard
    42:50 is everything okay? well, jenkins died
    54:02 leaving scuttlebuddy

    • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
      @justsomeannoyingredpanda 4 года назад +5

      9:22 Omori. Pure Imagination (it's a real song)

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 2 года назад +1

      @@justsomeannoyingredpanda I just farted

    • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
      @justsomeannoyingredpanda 2 года назад

      @@Vikashar congratulations 👏🎉

    • @Vikashar
      @Vikashar 2 года назад +3

      @@justsomeannoyingredpanda TY so much, I give myself a point of inspiration

    • @bagaboo4746
      @bagaboo4746 2 года назад +4

      Just to get this higher in the comments

  • @TheCasualGamr
    @TheCasualGamr 6 лет назад +187

    30:17

  • @pp_arkerr
    @pp_arkerr 4 года назад +14

    "greg the bed wetter - blood letter" LMAOOO

  • @katkelley1211
    @katkelley1211 4 года назад +12

    You solved my crab puzzle!

  • @parkeraddams7590
    @parkeraddams7590 5 лет назад +97

    at this point, they've just forgotten about the earring huh

    • @parkeraddams7590
      @parkeraddams7590 5 лет назад +32

      @@thefirelord5861 merle had an earring that increased perception or gave advantage (i can't remember at this point) in checks on people lying or whatnot. I really can't remember, I'm a few arcs further in by now.

    • @lostisfound5130
      @lostisfound5130 5 лет назад +17

      And Taako’s ring.

    • @luise3334
      @luise3334 3 года назад +1

      @@lostisfound5130 Taako ring hasn’t had a chance to be used yet though, no? The ring just gives him a resistance to frost (and chills drinks ofc)

  • @londonh1800
    @londonh1800 5 лет назад +22

    22:44 and then Taako has to make me die laughing

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda 4 года назад +5

    9:22 MAGNUS MY BOY!
    The song he was beginning to sing is ssooooo good! It's called
    "Omori. Pure imagination"
    Omori is also a game which came out recently at the time of this post.

  • @londonh1800
    @londonh1800 5 лет назад +17

    3:45 Merle has got some good lines

  • @mar-rv2qb
    @mar-rv2qb 4 года назад +4

    8:00 is such a prime griffin laugh and i think about it a lot

  • @caiterbunch3932
    @caiterbunch3932 5 лет назад +53

    im at 23:23 and oh my god why are they suspecting jess and not the crab??? the crab probably used it's claws to behead the guy and then ate the dudes hands. you can account jess to the beheading, but not the hands cause they were cut off in a different way than the head!
    unless, of course, you're about to imply that jess killed the dude and the crab picked up where she left off, which is a little ridiculous, then jess probably can't be responsible! griffin, are you seriously telling me that the giant, fire-breathing, razor-clawed shark-toothed monster crab in the same room as jenkin's body had NOTHING to do with the guy's death?
    i suppose there may still be a human suspect on the train, since we don't know who actually managed to get the crab on the train. and it would also explain the missing wand, AND make the above possible... idk im just thinkin.

    • @idontknow898
      @idontknow898 5 лет назад +12

      They suspected her because a) Jenkins had no head and b) the serial killer was targeting wealthy people and stealing their stuff. In order to get into the safe, it required an hour of contact with an employee of the Rockport Limited. So the missing hands indicate that the murderer was probably trying to use the guy's hands to get into the safe, and the crab alone would not make sense. I hope that helps.

  • @justsomeannoyingredpanda
    @justsomeannoyingredpanda 4 года назад +11

    38:03 - 38:25
    I love the fact that Griffin couldn't make Jess have a good comeback about Taako's name because if she said "well your a bad chef"
    Then Griffin would have to admit that Taco's actually exist.

  • @lillyjones6803
    @lillyjones6803 6 лет назад +35

    JENKINS!!!!!

  • @DefenseHamster
    @DefenseHamster 4 года назад +20

    30:10 skip break

  • @artofanamateur
    @artofanamateur 4 года назад +14

    Soooo was anyone gonna tell me that the "knock knockknock knock knock knock knock" knock came from door-to-door shave & a haircut salesman way back when or was I just supposed to hear it in a d&d podcast and then look it up for more information myself

  • @Novous
    @Novous 6 лет назад +20

    1:55 Start

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 лет назад +16

      Bold of you to assume I'm not a forgetful bitch who needs the reminder

    • @graciejohnson4567
      @graciejohnson4567 5 лет назад +4

      C.o.R also bold of them to assume i don’t want to absolutely break it down to the intro music

    • @ThatOneIrishFurry
      @ThatOneIrishFurry 5 лет назад

      @@graciejohnson4567same

  • @elaynamaquinales4834
    @elaynamaquinales4834 4 года назад +4

    Clint's dumbass CSI bit mde me pee my pants, it's 3 in the morning
    And Justin's "Pahpáh" makes the interaction that much better

  • @thypandrew3913
    @thypandrew3913 4 года назад +2

    I listened to this while playing with flarp. How many other flarpers are there out there? Can I get an Amen.

  • @fays.p.5663
    @fays.p.5663 6 лет назад +51

    Don't u wanna be a CANductor. Jesus

  • @Sage_the_Turt
    @Sage_the_Turt 2 года назад +4

    literally eating an andes mint as clint says it

  • @aprotogeninacup4655
    @aprotogeninacup4655 2 года назад

    44:02 insert the Walton's reference here

  • @prettymuchyeah7520
    @prettymuchyeah7520 3 года назад +1

    I haven't heard the word "supine" since Unus Annus.

  • @cobalt.studios
    @cobalt.studios 4 года назад +2

    DnD plus murder mystery equals the shit

  • @mateochavez8455
    @mateochavez8455 3 года назад

    Oh shit, Scuttlebuddy drops tomorrow!

  • @gryphon50c
    @gryphon50c Год назад

    39:21

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 2 года назад

    Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

  • @Trollfeeder1234
    @Trollfeeder1234 3 года назад +1

    THIS ISNT CSI PAPA

  • @draco4450
    @draco4450 2 года назад

    Dad is really not making use of that insight earring much