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Jack Dee's Encounter with an ex-SAS Officer - Live at the Apollo - BBC
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- Опубликовано: 6 мар 2008
- British comedian Jack Dee explains why you should never surprise an ex-SAS officer in a pub.
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I'm an elite arm chair SAS based on Altis. RMB tap tap, R reload. Job done.
haha tnx you made me laugh
The Italian SAS- "Who cares who wins"...
That's fucking priceless!!
😂
If only you knew lol
Italian WW2 tanks. Two forward gears and eight reverse. We couldn't keep-up.
Im Italian and this made me lol hard
I met a real SAS trooper when I was doing my basic training in 1973. The smallest lightest most nuggety-looking man I've ever seen. Interesting to watch him go about his business.
What was he like?
@@Groindz My research has shown that he was both nuggety, and interesting.
@@LeatherCladVegan I've met nuggety guys, and interesting guys... but never nuggety AND interesting. Must've been a hell of a sight
How to tell if a guy's in the SAS, if he tells you he is, he's fibbing.
Not true. Not all of them keep their oath and if you go to the right bars and socials, you’ll meet and talk with them. People who say this are also as uneducated as people who proclaim to be SAS without being SAS. You know about as much as them about being friends with or in special forces.
@@somamakesyouhappy703
Whilst what you say is true there are disproportionately far more fantasists than genuine members or ex members, and I know that you know that to be true. So the original point has more validity than you are affording to it.
Agree?
If a guy tells you he's SAS he is lying. If he tells you he's in the Regiment he might be.
My dad said one of his rugby coaches used to be in the SAS or the paras. Coach was in his 60’s. My dad was sceptical his coach was telling the truth until one day when the coach asked one of the groundsman to cut grass on pitch linearly, the very overweight groundsman in his 20’s drove the lawnmower diagonally across the pitch to start job, cutting grass as he went. Coach bolted across the field about as fast as any of the players, grabbed the groundsman with one hand and threw him out of the lawnmower.
Safe to say none of the players disobeyed his instructions after that.
I've played cod one or twice. seen some real shit. can't say anymore
Lived in Hereford for many years and it’s so true. Everyone is in the SAS
Genuine question. Were you ever out in Hereford and saw someone who you genuinly thought was 22SAS?? Like just a feeling they were in the unit.?
"TAP TAP, dead, job done, go home" lmfao
My sister went out with an SAS guy but had to let him go because he was too much of a liability. He never used the front door, when he came round but used to abseil down off the roof, and crash through the window. It cost us a fortune replacing the windows. The final straw was when he invited her to a restaurant for her birthday, but showed up in khaki combat gear and face paint. They were refused entrance but he bust in and cleared the place with stun grenades. So she dropped him. Shame really cos he was a nice guy otherwise.
Mantas Tiirsen Ahahahaha. That's great.
😂😂
Probably smashed in through her back doors once too often.
Ah know that prick
Mantas Tiirsen : Please don't even try to outdo those that do it for a living. Jack Dee is original. You're not.
“You see that guy at the bar?”…..peanuts🤣🤣🤣
The first couple of months living in the UK I found myself walking down a main street in Hereford with a drunk Welshman who thought it was a good idea to point at all the English flags shouting out 'That there, that piece of shit, that's a fire hazard!!'. Found out a couple of months later what a bad idea that was
I used to be in the SAS.
Being scandinavian it's almost compulsary if you want to a pilot. I never got further than sitting at the check-in though, but it was fun. Tap Tap with the pencil on a passport while looking menacing. Great fun.
Fucking simpel, men griner..
Hahaha, “tap, tap…”
the SAS guy jack dee is talking about is called john mcaleese a true legend R.I.P
+winston churchill www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/dead-hereford-sas-hero-john-225495
+Duncan Thorpe I read the piece by the Spl*t Ar*e journalist and for me, she lost ALL credibility, when she made this statement 'However, they would not normally have been issued until such time as the Midlander had been arrested in Greece.' John Mac was a SCOT - NOT a Midlander!
He got to meet the legend, R.I.P
+winston churchill A true jock and a fuckin hero...RIP John Mac
Think it's Eddie stone mate cos he says "me and my mate Mac..."
Having lived in Hereford since 1982, drunk many times in many pubs and clubs, I can honestly say I have never known anyone admit to being a member of the SAS. My home was less than a mile from the base and I, like many others, know who these people are by coming into contact with their wives and children. People in Hereford simply do not talk about it.
I know someone who lived there and talked about it
Real servicemen aren't boastful.
There are plenty of Frank Dux type fantasists.
Or plenty of fake guys
I USED TO GO FISHING WITH ONE OF THEM !!
The first rule of being in the SAS is the same as fight clubs ;-)
Actually quite impressed with Jack's Scottish accent. Met too many English who are convinced they can do "a great Scotch accent".
Blah D. Blah My dads prime example, he's English, lived in Scotland 40 years, does the worst Scottish accent I've ever heard.
its scots not scotch thats a drink
+theskip1
t h a t s t h e j o k e
well it ain't funny, boy.
I lived in Dunfermline for 10 years from 3 until 13....then came down to England(my Birthplace) and one night i rang my wife and my daughter picked up the phone to me messing around in a Scottish accent....and handed the phone straight to my wife with..."Mum, there's a Scottish bloke on the phone who wants to speak to you".
It fooled my daughter completely....formative years see. I always missed Scotland.
tap tap, dead, finished, job done, Freakin' hilarious :D.
ty for the video
Is it just me or is his voice just amazing! :)
You do know that your Delta force SF has the same amount of training as a chef in the British Army. =]
1:19, "My pal Mac", as in John Mac?
RIP that good man 🍻
Potentially
MacDonalds
ive never laughed so hard in my life .. oh my god XD
haa he's face when he says "see my nan" haa you really wanna hug him at that point. i love this man :D ♥
seeing my squadron buddy 360 no-scoped in front of me was enough for me to quit, since then I've leaned towards FIFA instead of COD
Who Swears Wins.
Fortune favors the bold.
In my case I'm hoping fortune favours the bald.
Chilukar
David Bautista is bald.
Jason Staham is bald.
Mr. Clean is bald.
Gangsters and soldiers are bald.
I'm bald.
Aside from our losses; we've seen much more fortune.
Some people just lack the ability to apply it optimally.
1 of funniest ever stand up moments for me
Best ever!!!
the bit with the tea cup was something a poor bloke in colditz did to his own little daughter at home . smashed a broken tea cup in her face . it destroyed him .
Well......I live in Hereford near the SAS base, My house doesn't have any doors only balconies...... My family get in by ropes through the bay windows.We havn't got a door bell we use flash-bangs through the windows.
spot on mate!!!.
the thing about dont ever come behind me is just priceless xD
I'm in the sas, I'm based in my house.
God this is hilarious.
He can do a better Scottish accent than me and I'm Scottish lol
Ahahaha at the part where he tells him to tap his shoulder... LMFAO!
I'm from the Liverpool area and I used to tour with the Beatles!
ex SAS and U.S Navy seal, spetznaz operative, I now work at wal-mart as a greater...stop in and say Hi...I will welcome you warmly
Chuckling here
I think he's talking about Eddie Stone and his friend John MacAleese
A classic.
I'm from Hereford :) and it's so true what he says
Skepsis0Metal lovely place
Johnny mac they simply don't make them like him anymore . I new him well enough said . Rip john mcaleese
In the early days of my Army service (RAMC) a friend, who I will call Tony, from my unit disappeared and undertook some extra training but we kept in touch and though I knew what was going on I did not ask questions. We met some 9 months later in Plymouth and dropped into a local pub that was very Navy orientated. Sat at the bar, Tony with an orange juice, he didn't drink as such, and I had a pint, a bloke approached and asked if we were Navy, we said no we are Army, he went back to a table of 4 blokes. Some 10 mins later 2 of the four came over, 1 of them told us we were far from welcome and decided it was a good idea to get all aggressive, Tony was calm, I was very concerned, the 2 seemed to be put out by Tonys lack of response, 1 of them grabbed Tonys OG and threw the contents at him. Very calmly Tony rose and said quite quietly" gentlemen ,follow" I was told to stay put, Tony plus 2 went to the loos to the rear, 2 from the table got up and followed but did not go in, I stood behind those 2, less than 15 seconds later there was a sound of breaking wood. The 2 that had gone in came out, unscathed. Tony came out unscathed, the inside 2 spoke with the outside 2 and all 4 went to their table, did not sit, just drank up and left. Tony went to the bar and had a talk with the manager, I think he handed over some cash. I went to the loo to find a fist-sized hole in one of the cubicle doors. That seem to explain what occurred. Tony never says he is SAS, he is just RAMC.
I call BS
Well that never happened
Hilarious...good work Jack
love you Jack
I have met members of the fabled SAS....they are very down-to-earth and do NOT crave nor create attention....they do NOT discuss their past nor present nor future "jobs" and do NOT act "super-human"...nor "special"....they are truly the secret-silent-soldiers of the Queen. Their strength is in their band of brothers mantra, their claim to fame is NOT the hype that dogs them but rather the constant seeking of personal professional-perfection.....Few match their record and none equal their special forces capabilities. Who dares...wins! .....a motto born in a storm!
If this anecdote is true, then I'm sure the guy was having a bit of fun with Jack. The story about smashing his mate with a tea cup because he 'came up behind me' sounds like classic army humour. SAS guys know that the regiment is surrounded with mystique and no doubt love to wind people up, playing to their wide-eyed ignorance of the reality of being in the regiment.
No it won't be true. It's a comedian's sketch. It's comedy directed at military fantasists, of which there are many (read comments above and below)
It's a comidie show, most probably made up like
@@orviljones9308 the funniest thing I've seen is this spelling of comedy!
HAHAHAHA "DOUBLE TAP!"
Extras lol!
Hes talking about people who are liars claiming they're in the SAS while he made this whole thing up.
+griffin .3006 Prove it.
+Anthony Haller All comedians do it
griffin .3006
Not all comedians.
+griffin .3006 Hes doing it for comedic purposes, that isn't a true story
It's called comedy.
I was on deployment with my unit in the Royal Marines this happened about in 2004 we were in either Riga or Thalin can't remember exactly but the Eurovision Song Contest was being held their,@ the time.Any way we were in. Club and it just went up like something of the TV chairs flying glasses getting smashed blood guts teeth flying everywhere it was madness in the middle of it all these 2 blokes just sat @ the bar sipping there drinks just talking normally didn't even flinch.They could have been sitting in a library motionless while all hell was breaking lose.5 minutes later the place was wrecked people lying unconscious glass everywhere places wrecked,they just got up and walked to the door.The police walked In told everyone not to leave these 2 blokes just flashed there I'd cards walked through the carnage and left later we found out that they were SAS .We wanted them to give a statement but were told no chance because they were SAS and would not be asked for statements
So anyone you meet in a Bar public place whatever once they say they are SAS you know by default there lying
Carlos hn
There, their and they're all mean different things. I was taught by the SAS.
allwrighty100.....Which SAS, Spelling Awareness Service?
Carlos
2:24 funniest part haha
Very funny
You do realise he made it all up for his show right ?
+Greenjacket 44 Im not sure , im thinking of John Mcaleese, he was one of the sas who stormed the iranian embassy in 1980 and then went to the falklands... he is about 5ft5 and as hard as they come... In my head i can picture him with a few shandies onboard scaring the shite out of jack!! and mcaleese was based in hereford since 75, but he died from a heart attack about 5 years ago but was never the same as he lost his son a few yrs before in helmand province.... RIP john
He mentioned Mcalese in the sketch as the mate, Mac being John Mcalese, remeber meeting him in Dreghorn Barracks must have been 95, some BG job as PM was in Edinburgh at the time, he appeared with another SAS trooper whose parent unit was our regiment and he came up to A Coy lines for a few beers before we were deployed in Londonderry
@@davemaclfc41 he said my mate mac so no it wasn’t john, john isn’t a moron that will walk around boasting
I think this joke went over nearly everyones head.He made up the story and wasn't about any real SAS operator..But it seems like your all a SAS expert all of a sudden.And your Father brother uncle cat and dog served in the SAS..haha
FRANNY I think I must be one of the few on here that has actually been shopping in Hereford and been to a fair few pubs but has never claimed to be in the sas. Met a guy in hospital years back, and he claimed to be ex-sas, he'd say enough to get you interested and if you asked him to elaborate "cannot say" was his stock response. sas? maybe he was, entertaining, most certainly. The whole "I was in the sas" thing always makes me smile, just goes to show how revered they are and so everyone trades on their name. My understanding is, they're just people like the rest of us with a need to succeed and let off steam from time to time, good at what they do etc and it's important to keep quiet about some of their shenanigans.
Usually asking for his last four does the trick to out a walt
Very funny!
Hes doesn't do it often in his act but his acting is great
He's talking about Eddie stone!!
Eddie stone hasn't got a twitch
Pretty obvious the comedians exaggerating like all comedians
He's took traits from SAS soldiers he's met then added made up stuff into the story in an attempt to make it funny
Ok mannnn
Azz K was this funny ? no
From Hereford, and yeah, everyone is so fucking weird around here. I have never been to another town in the UK where you have people so pissed that they have fights with lampposts before midday. You never see people come and walk up to a complete stranger in the street and have a full conversation about some bollocks no one actually cares about on a daily basis in any other place but Hereford. Well done Jack :D you have summed us up well
Hayden Butler mate what are you talking about
yea I'm from Hereford it is weird around here
Fucking inbreeding that's why it's so weird. You can spot the SAS guys, they don't have webbed feet.
lol!
Thanks man ROFL
Proud to be a Hereford lad......im not SAS or a wee Scottish man
At the end of the Falklands war, an infantry Rupert (Officer) walked over to a tramp-like figure asleep on the floor, in the corner of the hotel bar (this was in Stanley). The 'tramp' was obviously military of some description, but no-one else paid him any attention.
The Officer wasn't impressed at the state of this person and nudged him forcefully with his boot, wanting to give him a dressing-down for his appearance and behaviour. The 'tramp' was off the floor like a lightning bolt and had the officer in a headlock before anyone could blink. SAS, or SBS, and had just come in from the field. The Rupert was lucky...
gavsky23 honestly the scary part was if you met them in the feild at night. You never saw them or heard them, you just felt a hand on your boot checking how you had laced it. If your boot laces weren't right they would kill you, if you tried to move or made a noise the one standing behind you with the knife at your neck(that you only know is there because that's what you were taught in training) will kill u.
@Plutarch that's what you were taught in training before going to Vietnam. They would identify you by your boots and how they were tied, if it wasn't right they killed you, if it was right they may or may not choose to talk to you.
😂😂😂🙌👏
One of the very few English comedians that can do a good a good piss-take of a Scottish accent. Michael McIntyre is another one Hahaha!
That's funny. I was hoping the SS guy was actually IN the Apollo though, and I wondered how the newspapers missed it.
*SAS, the SS is an entirely different kettle of fish haha
AMCT 101 Different uniforms, same agenda.
Scott Wallace haha
jealousy breeds contempt
How can an imaginary person be in the Apollo?
Was it John Mac?
Johnny D he said "me and my mate mac" so no
Eddie Stone
Johnny D
No, it was Sgt. Eddie Stone. Retired obviously.
The British are well known for their sense of humor......We in the Netherlands know this.
Well said
SAS soldiers aren't like that. They are the most unassuming, laid back people you will ever meet.
Actually, some are and some aren't. Just like everyone else.
Number 1, nobody who is or has been in that unit would say so to a perfect stranger in the pub. Number 2, those who are or have been in that unit refer to it as The Regiment, never the SAS.
im from hereford n its spot on
my gran lives in hereford....she's in her seventies and she has -so much energy-
seriously, I or my dad go anywhere with her we have this thing we call "running after grandma" cause she's got this really powerful stride....wonderful woman, but she could probably -be- in the SAS without too much trouble :P
I was in a pub in the Brecon Beacons once, walked to the bar to buy a pint (short cropped hair muscular build) two blokes sitting next to where I was standing, one says to me "Are you here for the exercises"? I said" Sorry, not forces mate". The reply was "Ah, we thought you were one of our lot". That said, we were green laning and came across this guy sat on his bergen in the middle of nowhere. I said "You OK mate", he replied he was waiting for his ride. A Black Allouette appeared (no markings) landed he got in gave us the thumbs up and off they went... Towards Hereford.
Nice fairy story got any more as the half wits like a good bed time story!
Yeah, .......right. 4-tonners from MT section, more likely
I,m pretty sure he is talking about john macaleese rip....... very funny clip...
yeah, or eddie stone? coz he does go "me and mac", but yea may he rip
.?? How come, and Wherefrome, do you'all know that J.M guy.?? He's somekinda ledgend I prosume, (now dead) but maybe it's mé, not being a brit that's the deal here.!?
... Yet my uncle WAS one of the First members of the SAS during WW2.! A Belgian who fled our country to England and there inlisted in the army... He died in 2002 in England, but his ashes were buried here as his marriage in the UK was Not that much of a succes.!.. Just saying..
He's burried in Zutendaal, Belgium, next to my other uncle who was executed in '44 by the Germans for being a Partizan.
*****
thats amazing and im sorry to hear that braddah, RIP your uncle(s)
and yea john mac was one of the most famed SAS troopers :)
+akadibdib Totally agree!!!! I said it on this video or some other one..im convinced it was john mac, well in my head i am!! RIP john mac..
rob b... That sucks, we all want our hero's to be flawless... Kinda superhuman.! Yet éven They seem to be amix of good & bad, rolled into ONE Person.. Like éveryone of us.! (NOT Saying we're ALL Pedo's) but you know what I mean...
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
legend
jack should do the scots accent all the time , its goooooooooooood
I think we all know who's voice he's impersonating.., and I'm sure he would laugh himself. Pretty sure Jack doesn't know about Jonny Macs death
John Mac isn't dead for gods sake!
Sadly Jon Mac did pass away last year man. The joke he's making is I'm pretty sure about Eddie stone. Jon was destroyed when he lost his son. People say he died that day also so technically he's act dead twice. Unless my facts are very wrong, I dunno why you would write that.
You're pretty much spot on
he says he was an officer and John wasn't an officer.
Pretty Sure It Was Eddie Stone Because He Was A Patrol Commander And He Had A Twitch
its great
💯💯💯
Stabbed someone with a pencil.It's John Wick
2:40
nice impression XD
my cousin was in the army he had a couple of close mates in the sas he said in public the nicest bloke u will ever meet but never cross him!
seems every pub in britian has a block who was the second on the balcony at the embassy seige lol
Needed a Hereford (ooh-aarr, tractors an' cider) accent for the local guy to really sell it to me.
Ayy that isn't true. After I finish me bulmers I'll have you.
very very true
now this is fun
lol funny as
@MadamKouassi I'm aware of that, but when I hear "Mac" & "2nd-floor window" in regards to the SAS I immediately think the Iranian Embassy Siege.
LOL xD
amazin. jack dee ftw
Just peed a little from laughing..
he must be on about eddie stone, such a legend that man!
Exactly what i thought!
Lol!
SAS - Seek and destory. Nuff saidd
Great
so funny
lol two tap taps ta th'heed weel be enuf...!
the stakees of the convo have gone up
I'm genuinely from Hereford and this is a true story, although it wasn't peanuts, it was scampi fries
you can tell someone who is badged when they collect an M16 from the armoury
ROAD BLOCK LMFAOO
tap tap dead! lol
lollums
@m9davies you're a hero.