My cousin's hometown bank called the police because they were afraid to enter when they saw cars in the driveway but it turns out the cars were waiting for the bank to open
I'm from Columbia, SC, where the college football team is the Gamecocks and the local minor league baseball team is the Blowfish, so the two main mascots in town are called "Cocky" and "Blowy".
We did that toad tunnel thing here in Sweden as well. But here it actually worked. Maybe because we also put up small signs in the surroundings guiding the toads the right way. 🤷♂️
My hometown is pretty weird, people regularly go through the Mcdonalds drive-thru on horses, and people frequently walk down the main street wearing nothing but a towel and jandals.
The one about the toad tunnel reminds me of a lady who called into a radio station when I think they were trying to decrease the number of deer that are hit on highways. Her solution was to move the deer crossing signs, thinking that the deer will follow the signs
When traveling through Tennessee years ago, there was a sign for an exit off the interstate for "Buck Snort, TN." We got off at the exit and went to sort of a tourist trap and I was SOOOOO disappointed not to be able to buy postcards from Buck Snort. I'da sent out about 20 of them if only they had been there!!
My hometown is famous for carrots. We are the top supplier of carrots for the entire province. Our mascot is a carrot. A super creepy carrot that smiles like Charles Manson. There used to be a billboard outside of town with our creepy mascot on it that waved (it was the creepiest shit ever) and my dad used to joke that it looked like a serial killer. There is even a carrot festival that the entire town goes to despite it not being very interesting.
every year my hometown holds outhouse races right around Fourth of July weekend .... So basically every year people get a team together build an outhouse.... Race it down a block (with one person riding in it) then they have to complete a series of obstacle courses that involves a pool filled with God knows what that you fish corn cobs out of then you move onto throwing toilet paper rolls into a toilet and then there's always some mystery piece to it as well and after you complete that you race back down the block to the finish line...
The Toad Tunnel - The Peoples Republic of Davis California. Complete with lights and cameras - but no toad action in about 40 years. About the same time as the tunnel was built someone also wanted the potholes declared historical artifacts. And a lady was complained about by a non family member outside the house and she was arrested for snoring too loud in HER OWN HOME! I'm glad I only worked there and lived somewhere else.
I'm the small town of Longview Texas, (very old fashion town) they had a contest every year where people stood with their hand in a car, the last one standing won the car, this went on for about 4 days STRAIGHT, one time one dude went insane due to be deprived of sleep, he lost, went to a gun store, and went on a shooting spree, no one was killed, but, they never had it again
My hometown has an annual festival dedicated to pumpkins. They treat it like a legitimate holiday. School even gets out early the day before it starts.
My town literally worships milk... We've got a cow statue in the middle of the town, and her name is Harmilda. It stands for 'Har'vard 'Mil'k 'Da'ys... We paint our main street white, have a parade and throw a carnival for a whole weekend. There's milk drinking contests and we've even got a Milk Days Queen.
I’m an Animal Lover so I Approve of Ways to Keep Animals Safe From Cars,I’m Gonna Move to That Town With The Toad Tunnel,&,Train All of The Toads to Use it
For 21 years I lived in Holly Michigan, Village of Festivals. Best known for the Carry Nation Festival where her work to outlaw alcohol was reenacted and celebrated with a beer tent blocking the streets downtown.
My home town had a giant sign that said "Home of the Friendly People". someone kept vandalising the sign so it said "Home of the Fried People". it was taken down
My hometown is famous because a furniture store started advertising a free roll of deli bologna with a purchase of $100 or more. It was so weird that it ended up on SNL.
My uncle used to own a Cold Stone store. My town has a tomato festival every summer, and in order to have his truck in the festival, he had to make a and sell tomato flavored ice cream
My hometown is the only town in the country that has trick-or-treating on October 30 because we have a big parade in town on October 31 and they want people to attend.
Where I grew up they have an irrigation festival. Irrigation was put in for the farmers because of low rain fall to grow crops. Every year they crown an irrigation festival Queen. So folks call her the Ditch Queen.
My hometown is Valparaiso indiana, home to Orville Redenbacher. They have an annual popcorn festival where almost every float is made of spray painted popcorn. Even have a statue of Orville sitting on a bench at the downtown plaza
In Kewanee, Illinois, we have Hog Days instead of Labor Day. The Hog Queen is a teen girl that won a beauty pageant. King Hog is the fattest male pig in the county. Both ride parade floats.
My home town has an annual spud day festival and the schools get let out for 2 weeks for spud harvest, and our mascot is a potato and our high school is shaped like a spud cellar, we even call it the spud cellar.
#MyHometownIsWeird because it was three small towns named Alta Loma, Fontana, and Cucamonga. When they incorporated, they named it Rancho Cucamonga of all things.
nah im from that incest town.... but i hear people that use full caps alot are..... daaaaanm Mia Back at again with the glittery nails daaanm stasssy girl stassy (and now i neck myself)
There's a town I used to live in that the high school mascot was a beaver. Their neighboring rivals were the Trojans, and the town held a charity run every summer called the Beaver Run.
There is a hill by the towns high school in my hometown that we call the Baja. It's a paved road that the seniors spray paint on close to graduation every year. Only seniors can spray it. Anyways. The stop sign at the top of the Baja has "hammertime" spray painted on it! 😂😂😂
Posen potatoe festival Our small town has an annual festival that includes a parade, 5-ish carnival rides, a bump and run, and lots of polka music: all because of potatoes. Every year, the weekend after labor day, and it's a blast.
My town has a giant arch that says "Algoma's Friendliest City". We are Algoma's only city.
Hahaha
Never heard of Algoma
Now that's a fail right here😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
That toad tunnel thing sounds like something the citizens of Pawnee from Parks and Recreation would want 😂
+Eponine Thenardier Enjolras it's Davis, CA www.cc.com/video-clips/x8gy2p/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-tunnel-vision
It's in Davis, CA. I'm from there haha I've never seen a single toad even near the damn thing
In germany, we actually have those at a lot of places... They're really useful...
OMG I WROTE THE SAME THING LOL
I bet Ron could build it with his bare hands.
MY FAVE SEGMENT
Same😂
+Mia Walker Same!!!!
+Mia Walker mine tooo!!!
TheMacki95 TheMacki95 COOL
+Mia Walker I like Do not Read the most! :)
i just wanna take this moment to thank God that the video doesn't start with "this was trending worldwide......" ...:D
haha. so true
"you all use Twitter??" *Audience loose their shit*
thebeginning of the end now they never trend
we use Twitter every week
"Miss for a dollar, why does Jimmy need to be trending worldwide ? Sir for a dollar, do hashtags give a shit about Jimmy Fallon? "
The toad tunnel is my hometown!! And the tunnel is real!
Gonna build a toad tunnel and make the toads pay for it.
+Steve27775 The toads will need a small loan of $1 mil for that to happen.
Bahahahahahaha!!!!
DAMN JIMMY BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE HASHTAGS!
+themccman Daaaaaaamn
You got a reply. Damn.
+Allen Toms you also got a reply, damn
I fucking knew that this bswas going to be top comment..
+The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon I can't believe you replied to me! That's so cool!
My cousin's hometown bank called the police because they were afraid to enter when they saw cars in the driveway but it turns out the cars were waiting for the bank to open
My Hometown blocked a bridge for cars because everyone was playing Pokémon GO and sat on it
here in austria they built a bear bridge over a highway, no bear has ever used it either :D
They are all over Europe, not specific to toads nor bears. I feel like they must be useful if there is so many
@@olala9514 yes, they are for all wildlife. Deers, foxes, wild boars etc. So I guess a few of these animals will indeed use them
Ösis🙌🙌
They want to build one here in my city too. For the mountain lions
Another hometown-related fact about Austria: they are renaming a place called Fucking in Fugging due to unwelcome attention from tourists.
My hometown is known for three things: dude ranches, celebrity rehab centers, and the creation of Captain Canada. The trouble is we're in Arizona.
What city is that??
There's a Capt. Canada? Lol. I'm from Canada and never knew...
@@josephinebeintema There is
Flagstaff?
at my high school someone spray painted our old stop sign so it read "Don't stop believing".
My favorite part of the show.... He should do it more than once a week! Both of them are awesome!
I'm from Columbia, SC, where the college football team is the Gamecocks and the local minor league baseball team is the Blowfish, so the two main mascots in town are called "Cocky" and "Blowy".
Bonnie my hometown has a day to celebrate the first Lieutenant Governor of Canada. Also a street named after him
I live in Napa Valley, so wine. Wine is all we got. And the PA loudspeaker system.
Bonnie i live in Charleston and i never knew about blowy! 😂😂😂
my school's mascot is the trojan...obviously referring to the trojans from the history books, but still embarrassing to admit
This reminds me of the campus of Mount Holyoke College, which has a Hooker Auditorium located in Clapp Hall.
Okay so I'm on a Gilmore Girls kick right now and literally all of these things sound like Stars Hollow.
scrolled down for the Stars Hollow references. Was not disappointed.
Where the only stoplight has a crosswalk that is properly timed to allow the oldest resident to cross
Lol 😂
Gilmore girls is the best!
I FREAKIN LOVE GILMORE GIRLS! YESSS
My home town refuses to have chain establishments but we have two 7/11 and the town isn't even two square miles
one time I saw a stop sign and below it a sticker said Donald trump
Lol 😅
Umm we need those all over the world now
Do they have any houses for sale?
Haha
On Google Maps, the starting point for my hometown is the town bar
Emma Allen my hometown has over 500 bars on a 4mile strip 😂. Lol 8sq mile island, Key West.
You make that sound like it's a bad thing.
"I'm running for grouch!"
I love how Jimmy and Steve have the same sense of humor and always make each other laugh😂😂😍😍😍😍💖💗
We did that toad tunnel thing here in Sweden as well. But here it actually worked. Maybe because we also put up small signs in the surroundings guiding the toads the right way. 🤷♂️
My town has a week long festival celebrating potatoes. We call it PotFest.....
Does PotFest celebrate potatoes on 4/20?
Oh i love potatoes. Where is i celebrated? I want to know.
Alliston?
I'm guessing you're in Idaho?
If you advertise it as PotFest, you probably get a lot of attendees due to misconception 😂
We have a sign in our college district that says "Caution: Peds Crossing" and someone put a fucking Pedobear sticker on it.
Questloves's laugh is like a scented candle.
What?😂😂😂
1:36 is the best part ever
My hometown is pretty weird, people regularly go through the Mcdonalds drive-thru on horses, and people frequently walk down the main street wearing nothing but a towel and jandals.
ive been laughing for 72 years " DAMN NUTQUEEN" LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
The one about the toad tunnel reminds me of a lady who called into a radio station when I think they were trying to decrease the number of deer that are hit on highways. Her solution was to move the deer crossing signs, thinking that the deer will follow the signs
Daaamn Higgins! xD
that moment when Jimmy has to repeat everything Higgins says to avoid awkward silence...
My Dad went back to our hometown a couple of weeks ago. He noticed a new sign that warns of turkeys crossing the road lol.
Dear Higgins, Never leave my TV. Unless it is to come to my house. Thanks.
My home town is called Happy Valley, which is right next to a town called Boring... the irony...
+Abby Fellows I grew up in Fairview. Which is next to Bluesky, followed by Whitelaw, which comes before Brownvale.
+Rae Clair interesting!
Do live in Oregon
+Danielle Johnson indeed (:
+Abby Fellows me too :)
I don' think this counts, but I once had a fever dream of Jabba the Hutt Tokyo Drifting around my town on a motorcycle. =\
+Indigo Azai Da hell?
Jedi Chicken Exactly.
+Jedi Chicken I like your user name
HAHAHAHA
This comment made my family and I laugh hysterically.
When traveling through Tennessee years ago, there was a sign for an exit off the interstate for "Buck Snort, TN." We got off at the exit and went to sort of a tourist trap and I was SOOOOO disappointed not to be able to buy postcards from Buck Snort. I'da sent out about 20 of them if only they had been there!!
My hometown is famous for carrots. We are the top supplier of carrots for the entire province. Our mascot is a carrot. A super creepy carrot that smiles like Charles Manson. There used to be a billboard outside of town with our creepy mascot on it that waved (it was the creepiest shit ever) and my dad used to joke that it looked like a serial killer. There is even a carrot festival that the entire town goes to despite it not being very interesting.
My hometown has a statue dedicated to a bug.
"daaaaamn, Nut Queen... back at it again with the white Vans"
It's no longer enforced, but it's illegal to drag a dead horse down Younge Street on a Sunday in my hometown
Haha that's sad but sort of amusing poor horse.
Higgins, just as unfunny as that 'Damn Daniels !' shit.
+YsoSerious He wrote almost everything Jimmy said in the last 5 years
+7Nicklord7 Higgins is not a writer on the show.
+what good then y u here jus to hate
+YsoSerious Ikr conan is lucky to have a better co host
then you don't know comedy
every year my hometown holds outhouse races right around Fourth of July weekend ....
So basically every year people get a team together build an outhouse.... Race it down a block (with one person riding in it) then they have to complete a series of obstacle courses that involves a pool filled with God knows what that you fish corn cobs out of then you move onto throwing toilet paper rolls into a toilet and then there's always some mystery piece to it as well and after you complete that you race back down the block to the finish line...
In Germany, toad tunnels and fences are like the most normal sight on the road side in spring :D
i was really hoping jimmy would say, "Damn Nut Queen, back at it again with the pecans!"
The "toilet seat" is where i live😂
you live in bay city?
same here but I've never heard it called the toilet bowl.
The Toad Tunnel - The Peoples Republic of Davis California. Complete with lights and cameras - but no toad action in about 40 years. About the same time as the tunnel was built someone also wanted the potholes declared historical artifacts. And a lady was complained about by a non family member outside the house and she was arrested for snoring too loud in HER OWN HOME! I'm glad I only worked there and lived somewhere else.
Higgins was on fire throughout this. xD
If it was up to me, i would fire his ass
BlueEyedBabe03 Daaamn nut queen
I'm the small town of Longview Texas, (very old fashion town) they had a contest every year where people stood with their hand in a car, the last one standing won the car, this went on for about 4 days STRAIGHT, one time one dude went insane due to be deprived of sleep, he lost, went to a gun store, and went on a shooting spree, no one was killed, but, they never had it again
My hometown has an annual festival dedicated to pumpkins. They treat it like a legitimate holiday. School even gets out early the day before it starts.
Toad Tunnel! Thats my hometown Davis, Ca hahahahahahahaha
omfg! I 'bout died @ the 1st #hashtag STOP Hammertime sign!!! I am so defacing a STOP sign in my town with Hammertime!!! Epic!!!
My hometown has bumper stickers that say: “Key West, where the weird go pro.” 🙈
We call it the toilet bowl, not the toilet seat 😂 it's in bay city, Michigan; called the friendship shell
I'm from there too 😃👍
#STOPDAMNDANIELJOKES2K16
You don't know how much I've gotten that... If someone doesn't say it to me a least once per day, something is very wrong
Damn daniel is the worst meme.
+Lex Klinckenberg lyrics: damn Daniel, back at it again with the white vans b b back at it again with the White vans
Greg Bowler I bought nike shoes today.
My hometown didn’t have a town square we had a town triangle.
My town literally worships milk... We've got a cow statue in the middle of the town, and her name is Harmilda. It stands for 'Har'vard 'Mil'k 'Da'ys... We paint our main street white, have a parade and throw a carnival for a whole weekend. There's milk drinking contests and we've even got a Milk Days Queen.
Wouldn't she then be the .... Dairy Queen? .... 😆
I’m an Animal Lover so I Approve of Ways to Keep Animals Safe From Cars,I’m Gonna Move to That Town With The Toad Tunnel,&,Train All of The Toads to Use it
CRACKED UP at all the "damn Higgins/nut queen/ toilet seat"! Haven't laughed so hard at a Jimmy Fallon sketch for a long time!!!
For 21 years I lived in Holly Michigan, Village of Festivals. Best known for the Carry Nation Festival where her work to outlaw alcohol was reenacted and celebrated with a beer tent blocking the streets downtown.
The town dish is liver dumplings. #MyHometownIsWeird
my hometown IS weird. because we literally have a huge wall with graffiti that reads "keep Portland weird"
And they stole that expression from Austin, without shame
🎶"The dream of the nineties is alive in Portland" 🎶
My home town had a giant sign that said "Home of the Friendly People". someone kept vandalising the sign so it said "Home of the Fried People". it was taken down
My hometown is famous because a furniture store started advertising a free roll of deli bologna with a purchase of $100 or more. It was so weird that it ended up on SNL.
so the mayor had 400 geese euthanized due to over population. Our town flipped and we had to hold a memorial service for the geese. #mytowniswerid.
My hometown is very proud of it's Swiss heritage. Every year at the town festival there is a booth that sells "Swiss Navajo Tacos."
THANK GOD HE IS BACK WITH THE HASTAGS. I MISSED THOSE!!! lol
My uncle used to own a Cold Stone store. My town has a tomato festival every summer, and in order to have his truck in the festival, he had to make a and sell tomato flavored ice cream
daaaaaamn higgins, back at it again with the overused memes
She's right. Higgins is an idiot
Higgings is terrible
I live in a small city called Langley in British Columbia and horses still have the right of way on every street in any situation
Lol the damn Daniel kid is from my city 😂 and he goes to my school 😂😂😂
My hometown is the only town in the country that has trick-or-treating on October 30 because we have a big parade in town on October 31 and they want people to attend.
Where I grew up they have an irrigation festival. Irrigation was put in for the farmers because of low rain fall to grow crops. Every year they crown an irrigation festival Queen. So folks call her the Ditch Queen.
DAAAMN NUT QUEEN
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE PECANS
Ally you'll be back
My hometown is Valparaiso indiana, home to Orville Redenbacher. They have an annual popcorn festival where almost every float is made of spray painted popcorn. Even have a statue of Orville sitting on a bench at the downtown plaza
We have a Slug Queen crowned, every year at my hometown's celebration...
Do you live in Northern California by chance?
Nope, in NW Oregon
based on your name alone you had to be from southern california or the PNW
LOL.. I'll own that!!
In Kewanee, Illinois, we have Hog Days instead of Labor Day. The Hog Queen is a teen girl that won a beauty pageant. King Hog is the fattest male pig in the county. Both ride parade floats.
The person who laughed at 1:59 made me crack up LOL
I can't believe Vidalia, GA just got a shoutout on the Tonight Show!
My home town has an annual spud day festival and the schools get let out for 2 weeks for spud harvest, and our mascot is a potato and our high school is shaped like a spud cellar, we even call it the spud cellar.
All of the dislikes are surely from the the Damn Daniel references.
Dude in Columbia Tennessee we have a whole week dedicated to Mules. Parade and lots of other stuff.
The comedy genius of putting "damn" in front of things. Who thinks of this stuff! Pure genius..
I love hashtags with jimmy fallon
They need to have a grand opening of the Toad Tunnel & have Kermit the Frog officiate:))))
My hometown Fortville, In has a giant pink elephant with glasses and is holding a martini glass in his trunk that sits out side the liquor store!
#MyHometownIsWeird because it was three small towns named Alta Loma, Fontana, and Cucamonga. When they incorporated, they named it Rancho Cucamonga of all things.
I BET EVERYONE IS RELATED IN THAT HOMETOWN WITH 937 PEOPLE
Bob Cat SO?
Not everyone is related in a town that small
***** you sure? are you one of THEM?
nah im from that incest town.... but i hear people that use full caps alot are..... daaaaanm Mia Back at again with the glittery nails daaanm stasssy girl stassy
(and now i neck myself)
Bob Cat you inbreds are funny.
I wish RUclips had the same option to react to a video like facebook
There's a town I used to live in that the high school mascot was a beaver. Their neighboring rivals were the Trojans, and the town held a charity run every summer called the Beaver Run.
LOVE IT! Especially the 5th one!!! Oh wait, That's MINE!!
Back at it again with the bad jokes
My senior prom was at the horse park and we were given plastic mason jar cups as "Souvenirs"
I want to hear different celebrities reading hashtags every once in a while. Like doing it "cold" with no rehearsal.
Higgins makes these bits so damn funny 😅
Higgans is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂
I'm binging the hashtags and I love this so much!
My hometown has a rusty old sign that’s about 40 feet tall. The letters are now gone but their silhouettes still clearly spell “deuce cafe.”
There is a hill by the towns high school in my hometown that we call the Baja. It's a paved road that the seniors spray paint on close to graduation every year. Only seniors can spray it. Anyways. The stop sign at the top of the Baja has "hammertime" spray painted on it! 😂😂😂
Posen potatoe festival
Our small town has an annual festival that includes a parade, 5-ish carnival rides, a bump and run, and lots of polka music: all because of potatoes. Every year, the weekend after labor day, and it's a blast.
We got a hedgehog tunnel and a squirrel rope 🤪🤪 wtf?!
Best Hashtag yet! Next to dinosaur raps, of course.
hey you know why the toads didn't used the tunnel? because no one told them
We have a women's prison on the same road as a childcare centre