My brother lives next to a school, and last month I was dog sitting at his place and walked out of the shower into the living room. I had a towel on, but the front windows were wide open. I asked him when he got back, did you guys need to get a police check/approval to live next to a school? 😅
The wheezing combo, my favoritest part of the video. Also both barked, what an exceptional experience. P.S the ring girl probably not going to find love because the only one guy who was going to stay was the homophobe. That is the irony of life.
Could do a fake skipping but every time you skip you have a different person sit down in the chair and then resume it like it's different people but the same room 😂
@@Sasquiny that's hella odd if you're being serious. Edit: I take that back, some of the times they've said it makes no sense in the replies to other comments.
I love you goose. I always knew you were trolling when your dr phil episode came out. And i just thought it was genius. I wish a great happy life to you and your wife
"WHICH STREETS??" with that laugh must be one of the best burns up-to-date!! 🤣
Lmaooooooo for real she cooked
I love how he verifies he's not a creep..... "I live right next to a school... *LEGALLY* " 🤣
LEGALLY 🤷🏻♂️
@@GooseWayneTV I found the secret message!
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My brother lives next to a school, and last month I was dog sitting at his place and walked out of the shower into the living room. I had a towel on, but the front windows were wide open.
I asked him when he got back, did you guys need to get a police check/approval to live next to a school? 😅
4:20
I loved you just politely snacking while the one girl explained all of her relationship near-misses. Wholesome
Yeah that was cute I liked that too.
Had like 100k worth of rings on lol
@@WhatdafuqA1 well... No? Not all rings are expensive lmao 💀 they were probably all plastic tbh
Lol, you can tell he is married and a wholesome guy with just that scene 😂 he all like "valid" lol i love that.
She thinks she Thanos😂
“I identify as Johnny Depp, yes.” 😂
“12 year olds can grow a mustache, I think it’s all the Starbucks” lol can’t argue with that logic 😂
I love his passive-aggressive shtick😂 and am I ova ur hed
I love these silly barking ones. Specifically with the white backdrop and rolly chair where you turn around and bark. Haha
Omg so funny
Like hes running from far away 😂
The 6 Rings Story is crazy haha
frfr
THIS ONE, THIS ONE, THIS ONE😂
mandarin on wish:
He’s so real for hearing all that 😂
She gonna have 50 rings by age 20😭
“Which streets?………… 🤣”
She’s vicious. I broke out laughing
Dude at 1:28 calling you ugly looking like squidward lmao
"You agree, things are getting weird now."
"No"
"ArUUFf"
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weird was supporting trumpf
A commemorative ring for each guy she's talked to, she a liability
they call me JHONNY depp On the streetzz
which street?? rofl XDD
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Chihuahua girl was a Streamer Vibe! Chat ALWAYS COMES THRU! 😅😂😅😂😅😂
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Omg so funy😂... nOt
Gonna hit that 1 million soon. You deserve it brother. 👍🏼
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
He deserves the whole state of FL imo😅
That girl is like the Thanos of breakups
"Which Streets?" was Epic.
social anxiety fears u
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I found the secret message!
Hey goose, just wanted to say that thru these times of depression, you have really made me laugh and make my nights better ❤
05:55 - Bro was already a victim, without being a victim. My bro has trauma 😢
The guy calling you ugly while looking like a Hannibal Buress Mr. Potato Head is wild.
Girl w 6 rings the best one.
"Which streets" bro I can't 😭
"I can smell you through the screen" went hard
"Which streets?" LMFAO ROASTED
He's not a dog, he's a dawg.
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
The wheezing combo, my favoritest part of the video. Also both barked, what an exceptional experience.
P.S the ring girl probably not going to find love because the only one guy who was going to stay was the homophobe. That is the irony of life.
Could do a fake skipping but every time you skip you have a different person sit down in the chair and then resume it like it's different people but the same room 😂
That a hilarious idea!
She running out of fingers to put rings on.
"Please leave me alone" Then sends friend request
3:15 posing as a celeb? Nah, he's him
I heard the Spyro song. Love that. Recognize it because I loved that game series growing up. You're awesome.
This video was great. ❤
I was scrolling through the comments just to see who else knows that. 🥰
Goose does the best BARKS 🐶 😂😂
😂
the guy in the red hoodie was so wholesome 😄
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
@@EvilJerks0298 I found the secret messenger!
'im barkin at ladies tonight' 😂😂
Ay that girl with the rings is a walking red flag 😂
The fact she found you with just a few viewers is amazing.
"Ruff ruff" ~ speed
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
Ive just recently found you and I'm hooked 😂
Baltimoreans always saying "dummy" 😂
I approve of that secret message.
I found the secret message!
Just reported around 10 of those "I found the secret message comments" for spam! Gimme more to report!
@@Sasquiny that's hella odd if you're being serious. Edit: I take that back, some of the times they've said it makes no sense in the replies to other comments.
@@TehDanny You realize those are bots, right?
@@TheWehzy EvilJerks isn't, but maybe the others are, I dunno. LostLee isn't either.
He felt so proud when she asked if he was johnny depp 😂 posed up like yem sayn
"These are highlights,clown" 😂 Omfg yess!! Ok but how did they find goose at the end of the video? 😂
You can hear her brain clicking as she made them ring stories up 😂
Woof! 🐶
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@@Lostleeee bots bots everywheerreee
basically
@@PaulKulha haha im not a bot
Thank you for your service, dawg.
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@@narrowpath9491 I found the secret message
Whenever i feel depressed i watch your videos. Thanks for cheering me up. Hitting 30 soon and im not feeling too well.
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Much love, I’m turning 30 end of this year and feeling it too
@@Lostleeeeold ass … I’ll be 27
@@Yomommasboyfriendson haha
Love all your videos and live streams!
I heard the spyro music and got weird feelings flying back through time
Thanks chat.
W goose wayne hes batman at night and he cures my constipation and depression in the day
GOOSE FRIDAY!
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
Bro looks like if kirk from Metallica was bald😭
Okay but 5:37 was my favorite person of the whole video 🥹
You should just pull the ol switcheroo and tell them “I’ve seen you on TikTok” before they can
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
@@Yomommasboyfriendson my man
Oh shit, I used to have a "series" on vine in high-school when I did this shit. What a throwback 🙏🏼
somebody said "ishowslow" 😭😭😭
he probably ment ''ishowrizz''
Haters gonna hate. Don’t listen to them just do what you do, this is great.
@@hymiecamp
Rings for her ex bf’s is crazy💀
Even me and my boys in Germany are watching you! Keep up the good work!
Love the Spyro music you added.
I love you goose. I always knew you were trolling when your dr phil episode came out. And i just thought it was genius. I wish a great happy life to you and your wife
Love all your videos and I can't believe you're using Spyro OST for background music, best game ever!!! 😍
Bro became ishowspeed
“Ok, well I gotta go cuz I’m embarrassed “😂😂
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I found the secret message!
A goose that barks. Terrifying.
Damn the FBI is in chat they found you faster than a Google search 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“ I think it’s all the Starbucks”dudes face went🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Thumbs up for earthbound music!!!
🥸“I live right next to a school, legally.”
👹“Because your a freak “
bro in the red be tripping haha
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
You suit barking at people amazingly well mate
Goose can always make me laugh.
Bros selling his soul 🫣
😂
Last episode was the best.
Him: "People confuse me with Johhny Depp on the streets."
Her: "What streets?"
Jesus that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Baltimore was strong with those first two
He looks like hoppers friend from stranger things😂
thats crazy sometimes i just be barking in the middle of target for attention lowkey
IN GOOSE WE TRUST🙏🏽🗣️‼️‼️‼️
This might be the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Johnny Depp 2.0. Troll King 5.0. And if I may. That girl with the rings is terrifying.
Goosey poo I binge watched all ur stuff love you bro 💪🏿🥺❤
That dude was licking his 👄
just found you your my new favorite youtuber
Bro why do you bark like that?? 🤣🤣🤣
Can't start my weekend without watching a goose video!
Ok, you found me.
HAHAHA!!
Next video idea: Wear a wig, talk with strangers casually then wig falls off (please?! 😂 that'd be so funny)
Thats some good quality content.
6:29 bruh wat😂
🐶🐶🐶 Bawooo! 😂😂😂 What up dawg?!
Set his location to Baltimore lol
Bro became ishowspeed😂🙏
I found the secret message!
I found the secret message!
If i saw Switchblade Sam irl id lose it😂😂
GOOOOOOOOOOSE!
I love goosewayne
I found the secret message!
Goose is a caveman😭😭
Petition for goose to bring back the rizz cameras and do a video using all of them
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Bro became IShowGoose! 🤣
Still a legend. Love love love.
That ending, she got you good 🤣
hope yall found the secret msg
i found it
@@GooseWayneTV o7
I found the secret message!