Rizzing Up Girls But It's Actually Funny
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- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
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did you hit the like button? 🥹
I didn't but ty for reminding me how foolish i was being.
Before the video even started. Insta-like on all your stuff.
Sí
Ngl goose i did
yis
Goose is actually attractive. The hair just makes him look like he’s about to throw me in a van.
OMG this made me howl but damn it’s so true! Take us Goose!
you wish...
wahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Got that Trevor look.
Lmao nah. He's overall just a pretty cool/funny guy, so you became more attracted to him through his personality probably. Objectively, hes below average and his hairstyle makes him look worse.
Okay, hands down, the last girl passed the vibe check 100%
yeah she was great
@@GooseWayneTVthe rose was unexpected, but you still won the rizzoli battle GGs to both players 🤝👏
That last girl was amazing
Yup!
Gotta love the last girl!
Women are fascinating. Goose is obviously swagged to the max, and they can feel it, but they can’t let anyone know that they can feel it.
"women are fascinating"🤓🤓
Maybe more like… people are fascinating?
@@lilnoodletm8806 am I wrong?
But he was talking to just women. He was being specific because there's men and women, and he was talking to just women. @@aphr0d
@@kazamakell but what IS a woman? Like seriously… the leftist don’t even know this.
"Do it again! Do it again!" LMFAO! It's like they're little kids and you picked them up by their arms and spun them around.
LMAO
That and the cackling like excited seagulls 😂😂
Right😂
"You're gonna think I'm one of the Island Boys" is a crazy ass comment to make, lol.
lmao i gotta say it more
Hi. What does that mean???
@@mojojojo3411 during the video, @GooseWayne says that he resembles the Island Boys. The Island Boys are popular and viral for all the wrong reasons. To claim association with them is a wild and crazy claim to make.
YES use it more PLEASE!!!!!
And i am here for it!
“I’m on here to disappoint women” 😂
i mean... 🤷🏻♂️
The craziest thing is that no matter what, he ain't lyin'
18:51 Them two boys were fully rizzed... LMAO I'm crying laughing.
they were great 😭💜
@@GooseWayneTV goose you make my days brighter man. My wife recently passed away and my life is so short of laughs. Thank so much.
@@bbrucet3 sorry for your lose😥 ~ let’s hope she sent his videos your way to keep you smiling🤗
@@bbrucet3i am sorry for your loss, i can not even imagine losing mine, God bless you, i am praying for your healing
@@michaellind4387 Make sure you tell her that Michael. That's exactly what you say when she asks why do you love me. Not how much you would miss her, but exactly how empty your life would be without her.
You're 100% right. People unironiclly "rizzing" is super cringe. I love your take on goofing on it and making it hilarious 😂
And some dude's think that "rizzing" works, when in reality it's just because you showed interest in the woman you "rizzed" up lol.
it's really not that hard to just say the word charisma
@@ilimeswords evolve my broski, broseph, Broseidon, King of the brocean. And apologies if you're not a bro, bruh. Some stand the test of time and some don't, but don't hate everything that's new just because it's new. At least rizz makes some sense and is traceable to the origin
@@JojenReed there's a big difference between natural, helpful, good shifts in speech, and something that is lazy and cringe. "rizz" isn't a natural evolution of language, it's cultural sewage.
i do understand what you're getting at though - language is whatever we make it. it's just that we have to be careful not to let people with lower than average IQs dumb down everything unnecessarily.
@JojenReed I guess my thing is, it's just flirting, lol. When you read the first comment, you'd almost think it's this different thing. In all reality, the stuff that works the best looks cheesy af if you're watching someone flirt in the 3rd person. I mean, a lot of the stuff that works is really just our evolved brain version of national geographic level chest flexing. If you filmed yourself attempting to rizz 30 random women, it would be cringe. Same with most people. I don't mind new slang as much as some, but sometimes I feel like people make it sound deeper than it is. There's no era of rizz. It's the same ish people did 50 years ago.
Bro the way you always squint the one eye when you pull the mask off😭😭😭
Simple but genius
that shit kills me every time lmao
With the little lip bite 😂
The way the girl offered a suggestion of oils to grow it back. Was honestly sweet for second there 😭🤣
Girl looked baked 😂
@@kimutone2970lmao that’s what I was sayin she was straight cooked 🔥 lol
Loyal to what?“Deez nuts” bro😭😭
🤣
That was wild 😂😂😂
Girl: "Is that a wig"
Goose: * lacks hair *
I cant even..
People are so quick to judge. You are funny and so entertaining. Thank you for being you.
This dude is a legend lol
@@joelhodoborgas🥹
He is a fool. The worlds a better place because of him lol 😂
"no cause youre. going to think im one of the island boys" That made me lol for about 2 minutes
i am an island boy tho
5:10 I KNOW she aint laughin with them Pidgeon wings glued to her eyelid bro lmfaooooo
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Black chicks seem to have the biggest reaction to his hairline. Probably coz most of them have hairlines that are like 40% better.
@@Duggieboy777 ah yes subtle racism is gr8
@sainttheresetaylor2054 the truth is racist now
@@sainttheresetaylor2054 honestly, who cares
I don't even think the first girl was joking. Lol
The eyes never lie
2nd girl wanted it too xD
6:34" you can't rizz me...*
"We'll see about that"
😂😂😂.
Bro confidence can't be shaken
Bro the rizz with the portable fan is hilarious
Thats my favorite part lol
That raised up eyebrow with your little smirk always gets me! You're just a natural RIZZER GOOSE 🦆! 😹😻
15:00 I cant believe those girls called you ugly... lmao
Right! She's the worst.
they weren't ugly. they were pretty, mean but pretty or alright best
No kap 😂😂 acting like they bad
@@cdbennett2332nah the ones at 15:50 were the worst, girl
tryna act all bad when she looking like Patrick Star
@kyletheorangeguy7090 looks more like squidward
"Loyal to who ?"
"Deez Nuts, Alexa turn off Rizz lights"
😂 I'm weak
"I'm on here to disappoint women" sounds like why I'm on this Earth, man I felt that!😂
Errryday
He has perfected the lazy eye!! And we saw it happen vid after vid.
prosthetic from cuetip accident
Goose: 😄
Her: was that rizz?
Goose: 😒No
You Rizzing me with your Billie Eilish looking alike 😹
Loyal to these nutz was peak
you're the type of youtuber i give a like to before even watching
i always wanted to be him 😭
@@GooseWayneTV you are !! I’ve been going back & watching some vids and always ‘hit that like button’
remember you from back in the day trolling the shit out of dr phil. glad to have run back into u on these internet streets. respect bro ur a natural entertainer
😮what?! Lol i need to see this
@@andykerste1 me too lol
The Dr. Phil interview brought me here. Goose said he’s a superhero.
When you secretly have ALL THE RIZZ
always has been
“im on here to disappoint woman” 🤣
Bros got a degree 📜 in “quantum rizzics “
I LOVE THE WIFE BEATER WITH FOOD STAINS ON IT😂😂😂yooo
19:30 Girl on the right in the orange shirt was in love
“You’re not ugly” “you want me” “your ugly asf” got me dying 😭
The guy with the cat ears got rizzed so hard 😂
16:40 wow. They ahve the guts to say that to Goose. like the crow calling the raven black
Yo the hairdryer never gets old. I laugh every time.
The hairdryer at the end just gets me every time 😂
The “toxic” rizz with the filter is fucking hilarious
@hanyan2012 do you know the song? I can't find this remix sadly, thanks!
@@lektrodancer1929 slowed version of toxic by izzy perri
@mike_dyson_vacuum2326
You are a fucking G man! Thanks! Big hug 🇵🇹
Legit one of the best youtubers I've found in the past few years you are so funny
thank you so much 💜💜💜
That confused lazy eye gets me every time 🤣❤️
The transition to you holding the fan to your face killed me 💀
7:30 THAT CRANIUM DOMEEE
The evolution of Trolling has been so thrilling to watch over the years.
The girl seeing the wedding ring and asking "what's that mean?" Not phased by loyalty at all lmao
The girl with the “you broke my scale cause you so beautiful” 😂😂😂😂
That little hop into the new frame with the ✨flashes✨ on beat was EVERYTHINNNNG!!!
that first girl was WILD for that lol
Lol i find it so funny everyone calls him ugly just because hes bold hes actually not ugly at all 😂
The girl towards the end with the tye-dyed shirt, reaction cracked me up!! Her mouth was just wide open. This is too good!
The fridge and the oven edit always kill me. Homie rizzing up the Pizza Rolls
18:52 😂😂😂 the middle guy was falling in love with
omfg goosey "loyal to who" "deez nuts" 😂 "im on here to disappoint women" 😂
10:19 you have great timing lmao the showing hairdryer is brilliant
18:45. LMFAO
"Im sorry for being mean to you that hair line deserves my sympathy." damn girl, why you gotta do our man like that 😂
The spit in hand-eyebrow clean up is a new personal favourite
6:04- "Baby, you did not eat." 💀💀💀💀💀
noo she was so annoying like that was so funny and they did not match the freak
It's funny, the folks saying he ugly generally got an ass for a face, the beautiful souls are the kindest and your videos are proof. We need more kindness
I love your expression when you take off the mask, eyebrow up, one down, and you look around like you're lost and disoriented hahaha it's so damn funny every time.
she got that "can i pet that dawg" energy lmao 7:58
"Hello, I am a gangster, how are you?" Lola laughs as if she witnessed a 5 years old kid saying that to a grown ass man with a ski mask...
Lola is the gangster lol
Who is lola
16:45 yee they needa both stop talking fr lol . They not bad at alllll 😂😂😂
Hahah "Triangle face" is my fav ❤ you killing it 😂
Genuinely good looking guy, who happens to have mpb, is known as the ugly guy. Funny af too. Gg my dude
thank you 😊
The women aggressively demanding he take his mask off had me worried for you 😂😂😂
Seriously though fellas, stay away from those types 😂
The cheerleading goose at 6:00 killed me 😂😂😂😂
When he says he's married and people's like wHy ArE yOu HeRe ThEn!?!?!? Um to socialize tf lmao I used to use omegle many many years ago just to chat. It was chill.
forreal. that app is NOT a dating app lol
8:55 I Love the way your getting noticed by everyone now ur the goat btw
I love the people giving you recomandations how to grow it back 😂
As if someone having this issue hasnt tried it already
The last lady was awesome!!! You guys killed it. Thank you for this laugh, Goose. I needed it! B-)
“With that hairline you deserve my sympathy!” 😂😂😂😂
The fact that the girl at the end got so excited that she could play along with the rose video was so adorable!
Girl at the end was cute and nice, she be vibing.
right? she’s the goat. so nice.
The leader of the bald people
someone gotta do it
Not the leotard jump scare, can’t believe that worked ☠️☠️☠️
😏
Died almost the whole video 😂😂. I liked, subscribed and copied the link. I’m pretty sure sharing/copying the link does more for the algorithm than liking because to the algorithm the video is almost guaranteed to be seen again
That last interaction was very wholesome and beautiful. Loving your videos Goose Boots! You're crushing it. I really should release the interview we did 2 years ago. Only reason I never released it was because the video glitched, but the audio is still great. Keep rockin dude :)
You are literally my hero. I struggle from disabling depression, so lately I’ve been watching video after video on your channel and thumbs up’ing each one because I laugh my ass off 😂 thanks for the smiles
19:06 mesmerized 😂😂
You jump scare in the leotard got me bro. Lol😂😂
Your Rizz vids are by far the best…. They never get old … the rejecting girls vids and the Eww vids, not a fan of they come off as snarky and cheap …. The Rizz are absolute gold… the stunned reactions are just brilliant
fair! i enjoy the variety as everyone's tastes are different
@@GooseWayneTV the rejection vids would possibly be more accepting if you started off with catching the way they're looking at you, instead of "no thanks". Just my opinion, as the wholesome insecure girls wouldnt feel shamed right off the bat. Flipping the order might seems to me like it would get the same results without them immediately feeling like skipping you.
You really pulled the “deez nuts” line and it worked beautifully 😂
You say you hate “rizz” but you have so much of it 😂 you drivin the ladies wild.
Lmao the voice over @ 8:23 "Do not c*m, I'm gonna c*m!!" Lmao.
it was a paypal donation alert lol
Okay I thought I was hearing shit lol
Bro, when you do the quick glance over your shoulder at the riz camera it kills me! 🤣☠️
19:17 "That got me hard" LOL then your expression 😂🤣
7:40 I worked in few farms and it is how chickens sounds when you feed them
The ironic thing is that his 'over cringe rizz' is more appealing than any rizz ive ever seen - Lord of Rizz right there. 🌹
When Goose drops, I drop (whatever I’m doing at that moment so I can watch).
Goose brother I’ve been watching you since pewdiepie at back when, this is one of the funniest things you’ve done. Could not stop laughing fr fr. Keep up the good work man, I’m glad you’ve grown as much as you have
This is the one we've been waiting for! Show us the new hair!!
The girls at 20:00 are so wholesome and have an amazing sense of humor. It was all love there. Keep killin it goose
"Because I'm gaaaaaay."
The girl who also had the rose hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Good to see Bill Baileys' younger brother doing so well
I'm glad you exist, bro. Your content is pure gold.
5:25 she was great :D
18:57 bro was feeling wayne lmao
Congrats on getting 800k Subs Goose u DESERVE IT!!!
Why would anybody skip him? He's the most interesting person in the world.