No one can resist Moodeng's cuteness. Also in Thai we don't have different words for pig and pig's meat (pork), we use the same word Moo. And people name their animals after food all the time here, I'm guessing because sometimes something's so cute you just want to bite into it. Moodeng's sister Mootoon is named after stewed pork dish.
Hello Thailand from Melbourne, Australia. We had the good fortune to visit your country in June for the 2nd time after 36 years. I ate as many yellow curries as I could find.🤤 Scrumptious!
And because humanity can't have nice things, it's being swarmed by thousands of tourists who shout at it to wake up and be cute when it falls asleep and throw things at it to get it to move.
@@ryanbauer3680 hahaha, yeah. I apologize, but it gets much much worse from there. Of course, that's kind of the point isn't it. I intentionally try to make it as bad as possible to get the audible groans and usually get a hard line limit from the wife shortly there after.
Yep that's how some people will remain employed, though it's likely to be quickly updated to reduce though steps once competition to reduce jobs sets in and and becomes a free for all within the corporate sector.
Time to hire a maintenance guy that specifically knows how to fix this specific device for a ludicrous salary, or have to order replacement parts for this extremely specific machine from a company that has a monopoly on those specific types of parts and you have to pay a crap ton of money for
Let's appreciate how Colbert always has those over-the-top and roundabout descriptions, elaborations and explanations what he thinks about before his segment. I don't understand half of it but it sounds interesting.
OMG!!! I thought the ‘Meanwhile’ intro on Egusi soup was a fluke. But this Iroko tree one is amazing❤! Thanks for the love - Stephen Colbert & writers!!! If I could pitch another idea - consider one on Jollof rice 🤞🏽🇳🇬!!
I saw the segment about Egusi soup a couple of weeks ago, and I felt like he stumbled across this Nigerian delicacy by accident, now this! Now I am convinced a Nigerian 'Snitch' is working undercover for Colbert. Colbert, expose the 'Snitch' now!
Don't worry, chipotle will regret it because they're gonna have to hire a specialized maintenance guy for the robot, and probably pay a crapton of money for the replacement parts specific to the machine
Jon Lampley(trumpeter of the Huntertones) and Nègah Santos were fantastic playing with Lake Street Dive Saturday night!!! Madison Square Garden was rockin' 9.14.24 !!
I met one of the creators of TMNT. He was running a cartoonists class in Northampton, Massachusetts when he was creating. Northampton is near the border of Vermont, so I guess they put it together there. He showed me a black and white, unfinished page from their (was a collaboration) TMNT comic, which hadn't been printed up yet. He explained that his characters had four things that make comics sell, Teenagers, mutants, martial arts and animals. BTW: What do the names of the four TMNTs have in common? A: they are four of the most famous gay artists of the renaissance.
I stopped eating Doritos about 10 years ago. I was an insurance adjuster, and my boss told me about the time he investigated a problem with paint destruction on a car lot. It was across the street from a Dorito plant. Some of the dust that covers the chips was accidentally released into the smokestack and it settled on the cars. The Dorito dust ate the paint and my company had to pay to repaint every affected vehicle. It came out to nearly a million dollars. I don't want that shit inside of me!
Similar to why a lot of people don't drink cola anymore. Once you've seen a mechanic pull out a can of Coke to pour onto and break down some of the corrosion on the battery terminals, it makes you think twice about drinking it. I thought it was funny that he took a swig before dumping it on though😂
@@leavingitblank9363 Doritos are flavored with something other than salt. I've lived on both coasts. I know what salt does to cars. This, whatever it was, ate the paint. Definitely not just salt. Besides, salt takes years to inflict its damage. This took a few days!
That "rogue wave" joke almost made me guess it's another CBS Tacker promotion, which stephen occasionally and randomly brings out in the middle of his monolgues lol
I worked with Francis Collins, 35 years ago, when I was a graduate student at the University of Michigan in Computer Science. He was a medical professor there. He needed computer programming to do his work. This was when the PC was 5-years-old, and the largest computer on campus had 0.010 gigabytes of memory. That computer filled a large room.The machine I am using to type this has 6,400 times that much memory, and sits under my desk
The vistors to the zoo in Thailand arent particularly nice to Moo Deng. She's the star attraction, but still a baby. She needs her sleep. Unfortunately visitors are known to make noise and throw garbage into her enclosure to wake her up. Lets hope the zoo figures out a solution.
"Did you hear? They tried to sneak in and eat the hippo! Such a beautiful little baby hippo, they're coming for your dogs and now they're coming for the hippos, there won't be any animals left in the zoos if you let Komola win! Kamala, it almost sounds like koala, she hates koalas!" - Former Cheeto In Chief
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created from exact same vile of ooze that fell off a truck in NYC that blinded Daredevil before falling into the sewers.
@@chrisrj9871It was an intentional homage! Same reason the ninja clan is called the Foot, and the sensei figure is named Splinter. The first issue was a cheeky parody of current comic trends, but it blew up and gained a life of its own c:
Corrections Jackel here from Late Night with Seth Meyers comments section: Your photo of a mouse next to the Doritos was of a rat, not a mouse, yet the story was about a mouse!
It's yellow dye # 5, found in almost all food that is colored yellow or orange. It has nothing to do with your asthma. The Dorito dust may affect you, like any other dust, but it has nothing to do with the food coloring it contains.
To the person who said it's totally worth shutting down the government. 5 or 6 years ago it shut down for over 4 weeks. *YOU* aren't the one who has to look into the eyes of your 8yo and tell her that despite Dad having a full time, salaried job, she's not going to get enough to eat.
I gotta say, that Ninja Turtles joke was pretty hacky. You're conflating where the comic was created and where the story takes place. On top of that, it's never made clear where the turtles were born before they were mutated. Like Splinter came to New York from Japan, the turtles could have come from anywhere.
Hmmm, I always thought Moo Daeng/ หมู่แดง meant Red Pork as it was marinated in an aromatic red spice sauce giving it its red colour. Great, now I am craving this dish and my Mum isn’t around to make her version of it! 😭😭😭🤤🤤🤤
Moo Deng- bouncy pig, Moo Daeng red pork, they have different tones. I hate tones, Thai is so hard, but I'm trying. 😄 It works both ways though because of the red cheeks. ☺
Wow! Glad this comment was posted and clarified. I too thought that Moo Deng meant red pork or red bbq pork that you find in some of the Thai noodle dish.
"Some people say the Turtles were actually born in NYC, while others insist on having a meaningful social life," says the "Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion" geek. Glass houses, Stephen.
OK, here’s an idea : that you produce an image of both the fine handcrafted items from around the world AND And come up with the image with all of the crazy hodgepodge of things that he describes side-by-side behind him as he’s doing his meanwhile intro
Greeting from Thai people❤ thank you for spreading love to our precious Moo Deng🙏
No one can resist Moodeng's cuteness. Also in Thai we don't have different words for pig and pig's meat (pork), we use the same word Moo. And people name their animals after food all the time here, I'm guessing because sometimes something's so cute you just want to bite into it. Moodeng's sister Mootoon is named after stewed pork dish.
-Mootoon is Moodang's older brother. The elder sisters are Moowan and MooGrob.
I live in Thailand, and Moo Deng is so popular here. She’s mentioned daily in the news. ❤
I would prefer Moo Deng news coverage to Trump every day of the week.
Better than the orange hippo we can't stop hearing about here in America.
@@Axolotl_Mischief🏆😂
@@Axolotl_Mischief that’s hilarious!
Hello Thailand from Melbourne, Australia. We had the good fortune to visit your country in June for the 2nd time after 36 years. I ate as many yellow curries as I could find.🤤 Scrumptious!
Moo Deng ❤
The hippo is the most precious little thing ive ever seen! 😍
And because humanity can't have nice things, it's being swarmed by thousands of tourists who shout at it to wake up and be cute when it falls asleep and throw things at it to get it to move.
Yeah it does look cute, but give it a few years....hippos are gonna hippo. Though I think zoo hippos have better dispositions and temperments.
He will eat u
Nope, Betty White forever holds that title.
Though this lil slippery guy is adorable.
Baby hippos are adorable af.
The mounting Aws as he went more into Moo Deng
Listen, the Peekachu joke was a quality dad joke. I approve
It's not that Farfetch'd to approve of dad puns.
@@ryanbauer3680 True. One might say it's even "Fart Fetched"?
@@damondavros3712 Now that pun was Trubbish.
@@ryanbauer3680 hahaha, yeah. I apologize, but it gets much much worse from there. Of course, that's kind of the point isn't it. I intentionally try to make it as bad as possible to get the audible groans and usually get a hard line limit from the wife shortly there after.
@@damondavros3712 You're a lucky man.
At any time she could easily evolve(divorce) you into a Baxcalibur.
"Good news. You don't have to peel avocados anymore. Now, let me show you the twelve-step process to clean the new robot."
Yep that's how some people will remain employed, though it's likely to be quickly updated to reduce though steps once competition to reduce jobs sets in and and becomes a free for all within the corporate sector.
LOL! It's Chipotle. That machine will never be cleaned!
Time to hire a maintenance guy that specifically knows how to fix this specific device for a ludicrous salary, or have to order replacement parts for this extremely specific machine from a company that has a monopoly on those specific types of parts and you have to pay a crap ton of money for
Of course. What's your point 😄
Please don't ever let me hear "Wow, that guac tastes like fresh Robot/AI made!"
The baby hippo is adorable!!
World leader of Cuteness Mooooo Deng😂😂😂❤❤❤
Well Deng she's cute.
😂😂😂😂
You bet she is!!! 😂❤✌️🌅
Narak mak! ☺ (That's Thai for very cute)
The modern Invisible Man origin story -- worker falls into a vat of chemicals in a Doritos factory.
Ah yes, and now he haunts the snack aisle, leaving only a trail of orange dust and unfulfilled flavor promises. A true modern tragedy.
Up until he runs into the Mystery Gang, which then had to disband right after as Shaggy and Scooby were later convicted of licking a man to death.
I believe the original Invisible Man novel suggests light refraction as the method of invisibility.
PITHY
Invisible Man XTREME!! SURRRRRGEEE!!! Co-sponsored by Hypercolor and JNCO jeans.
If you get this reference, book a colonoscopy.
Good morning from Ukraine 🇺🇦
🇺🇦✊❤️
Slava Ukraini!
Did everyone see the pyrotechnic show that Ukraine made in Russia?
💙💛💙
Lots of love from Oregon USA 🇺🇸 💙 🫂
The house hippo is finally real! 🇨🇦😍
4:20 The sheer gall of STEPHEN COLBERT implying other people are nerds
I know!!
Nerds are hot!!
Just say their lair is ACTUALLY in the sewers beneath Minas Tirith and watch him have an aneurysm!
Right?!
Mean while indeed
Thank you for highlighting our “Iroko Tree” of the Yoruba Language- Proudly Nigerian
Gather here all my Naija pple 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬... Stephen we are proud of your Yoruba
BRO I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HIPPO, he's on youtube talk shows now💀
😂😂😂
Is that a complaint?
She’s PRECIOUS
Canadian here to say that's no baby hippo. That's a HOUSE HIPPO! IYKYK
THEY WERE REAL THE WHOLE TIME!!! WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING-GLASS HERE PEOPLE
Let's appreciate how Colbert always has those over-the-top and roundabout descriptions, elaborations and explanations what he thinks about before his segment. I don't understand half of it but it sounds interesting.
Nope, can't stand the long rants, this onr ends @1:43.. when meanwhile actually starts.
I actually skip forward until I see the blue "meanwhile" card.
Love Colbert.A great talent
Writers!
He doesn't write the jokes, he has a team doing that. He reads and delivers the jokes.
The Peekatchyou bit was 😎👌
S tier dad joke.
Hello from Thailand! I would never have imagined you doing a section on Thailand!
McQuaid: "Check the abandoned quarry? So South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem shot the senator’s daughter?"😱
Why are "They" , so fixated on pets? Is it because no one has taken Jeffery Epstein's place yet?
😳
I didn't know JD Vance's daughter was a dog! That explains why he was humping that couch
😂
Wow, you solved the case! 🤣
Naming pets and animals after food is a cute thing in Thailand.
OMG!!! I thought the ‘Meanwhile’ intro on Egusi soup was a fluke. But this Iroko tree one is amazing❤! Thanks for the love - Stephen Colbert & writers!!!
If I could pitch another idea - consider one on Jollof rice 🤞🏽🇳🇬!!
I saw the segment about Egusi soup a couple of weeks ago, and I felt like he stumbled across this Nigerian delicacy by accident, now this! Now I am convinced a Nigerian 'Snitch' is working undercover for Colbert.
Colbert, expose the 'Snitch' now!
The writers were on fire for this segment - great job Colbert and crew! 😂
Video starts at 1:30
Good morning from Nigeria. The land of the iroko tree and the Yoruba people. Thanks for the shout out
"Vibrant and meaningful social life" says the well-known Tolkien NERD!
Lay-Off-A-Tron made me laugh too much 😢
Gave me a massive craving for guac & chips
Proactive planning for the Trump slump in the supply of immigrant avocado peelers -- let it not come to pass.
Don't worry, chipotle will regret it because they're gonna have to hire a specialized maintenance guy for the robot, and probably pay a crapton of money for the replacement parts specific to the machine
@@charityquill4965Yeah, these companies that use technology to replace workers then have to rely on other types of techs and services.
Yes, & I'd be even happier if it’s Lay-Off-A-Trump
（but even w/o robot, with us ppl’s might, I’ sure it will happen in November 💪💪 c‘mon guys!)
Tiny hippo you say.
"Tiny hippos
In the swamp
Make me feel happy
Make me feel damp."
-- Don Hippo (with apologies)
Not as tiny as the Canadian house hippos …
Theeere she iiiiiis my tiny hippo!
She's extra tiny todaaaaaay
But they're taking her awaaaaaaay!
Round, Proud & Sassy! Moodeng knew exactly who she is!😂
Jon Lampley(trumpeter of the Huntertones) and Nègah Santos were fantastic playing with Lake Street Dive Saturday night!!! Madison Square Garden was rockin' 9.14.24 !!
omg, the hippo!
I love that baby hippo!
Really love these segments! Stephen and his team killing it as always!
I met one of the creators of TMNT. He was running a cartoonists class in Northampton, Massachusetts when he was creating. Northampton is near the border of Vermont, so I guess they put it together there.
He showed me a black and white, unfinished page from their (was a collaboration) TMNT comic, which hadn't been printed up yet. He explained that his characters had four things that make comics sell, Teenagers, mutants, martial arts and animals.
BTW: What do the names of the four TMNTs have in common?
A: they are four of the most famous gay artists of the renaissance.
Someone needs to animate the opening to these Meanwhiles, they'd be hilarious visualized.
If nothing else...helpful. When he starts off about the fancy-pants whatever he's talking about I never know what in the world he's talking about. 😂
I stopped eating Doritos about 10 years ago. I was an insurance adjuster, and my boss told me about the time he investigated a problem with paint destruction on a car lot. It was across the street from a Dorito plant. Some of the dust that covers the chips was accidentally released into the smokestack and it settled on the cars. The Dorito dust ate the paint and my company had to pay to repaint every affected vehicle. It came out to nearly a million dollars. I don't want that shit inside of me!
😱
Similar to why a lot of people don't drink cola anymore. Once you've seen a mechanic pull out a can of Coke to pour onto and break down some of the corrosion on the battery terminals, it makes you think twice about drinking it. I thought it was funny that he took a swig before dumping it on though😂
Um, that would be salt. Talk to anyone who lives in a coastal town.
@@ChefForte Have you considered having your stomach pumped to rid yourself of your stomach acid?
@@leavingitblank9363 Doritos are flavored with something other than salt. I've lived on both coasts. I know what salt does to cars. This, whatever it was, ate the paint. Definitely not just salt. Besides, salt takes years to inflict its damage. This took a few days!
"Layoff-A-Tron 5000!"😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that's going to be my go-to for any laborsaving device from now on.
Wow. I never thought a video game using a camera could Peek at choo.
What a precious little thing 💕
Yeah... colbert is very precious
@@jkap34 he smell like turnip
That "rogue wave" joke almost made me guess it's another CBS Tacker promotion, which stephen occasionally and randomly brings out in the middle of his monolgues lol
I was hoping for a Sarah Palin reference on that
These meanwhile are getting insane
".. because that sounds better than the Layoff-a-tron 5000" -- That name already belongs to self-checkout machines.
So if I up my intake of Doritos I can make my dream of being invisible come true? 😂
When your eyes swell shut after a Doritos binge, you won't see yourself anymore.😮
When your eyes swell shut after a Doritos binge, you won't see yourself anymore.😮
No, just your innards. Go take an X-Ray and you can see that you can't see them.
Only the skin is invisible.
@@tinkerstrade3553 😂😂😂
2:05 the hilarious thing is how freaking dangerous hippos are and fortunately they aren’t as versatile in their food choices. I’m pretty sure.
I worked with Francis Collins, 35 years ago, when I was a graduate student at the University of Michigan in Computer Science. He was a medical professor there. He needed computer programming to do his work. This was when the PC was 5-years-old, and the largest computer on campus had 0.010 gigabytes of memory. That computer filled a large room.The machine I am using to type this has 6,400 times that much memory, and sits under my desk
That's around the time they launched CRISP for class registration - which we called Computer Registration Involving Stress & Pain. 😂
Meanwhile Moo Deng is cute. 😅
"Meme While" should be the new monthly sub-skit
Grumblestump is an amazing word.
The vistors to the zoo in Thailand arent particularly nice to Moo Deng.
She's the star attraction, but still a baby. She needs her sleep.
Unfortunately visitors are known to make noise and throw garbage into her enclosure to wake her up.
Lets hope the zoo figures out a solution.
Im sure its not open 24/7
On the upside this means that there are assholes outside US magaland. Who might have guessed?
Could you imagine Trump's announcement if the hippo was in the Springfield Zoo.
"Did you hear? They tried to sneak in and eat the hippo! Such a beautiful little baby hippo, they're coming for your dogs and now they're coming for the hippos, there won't be any animals left in the zoos if you let Komola win! Kamala, it almost sounds like koala, she hates koalas!" - Former Cheeto In Chief
"I saw it on the television"!
And remember kids, the only difference between science, and screwing-off, is writing things down.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created from exact same vile of ooze that fell off a truck in NYC that blinded Daredevil before falling into the sewers.
So the fan-theory goes... but they're different franchises, different companies, so I doubt it's even true.
At the very least, TMNT was heavily influenced by Daredevil.
And JD Vance was created from the same vile ooze that's currently running for president.
(Though I assume you meant 'vial'.)
Last I checked it was a drum of toxic waste what did that thing to Matt Murdock's eyes.
@@chrisrj9871It was an intentional homage! Same reason the ninja clan is called the Foot, and the sensei figure is named Splinter. The first issue was a cheeky parody of current comic trends, but it blew up and gained a life of its own c:
Vote 🗳️ people!
The Pikachu joke was groanworthy... well done. 😂
That's like naming a pygmy cow Junior Burger.
That pokemon joke was just awesome. 😂
The poor keyboard guy in the band never gets any love. He’s always buried behind trumpet players and guests.
...just the life of a pianist
TMNT and other Palladium Games have garnered me both fun and Friends over decades, Nerd of the Rings. :D
Corrections Jackel here from Late Night with Seth Meyers comments section: Your photo of a mouse next to the Doritos was of a rat, not a mouse, yet the story was about a mouse!
As a fellow jackal, I'm happy to see the jackalisms oozing out of Late Night, and into other talk shows' comments...
Hehehe
😎
@@Bunkerdwarfputin🙂
Cutie mooooo
Moo Deng on the Late Show! Who would have thought! ❤
Cats everywhere are not gonna like dealing with invisible mice, I can tell you that much.
Everyone needs a little bit of Moo Deng
Some say cleaning the Autocado is more work than peeling avocados by hand. I say, "Cleaning?"
Check out the _quarry?_ Where Kristy Noem shot all those puppies?!
Imminent illegal Haitian migration to South Dakota confirmed
Tartrazine also sets off my asthma so bad, I usually need medical help. Nasty stuff.
But oh so GOOD...
It's yellow dye # 5, found in almost all food that is colored yellow or orange. It has nothing to do with your asthma. The Dorito dust may affect you, like any other dust, but it has nothing to do with the food coloring it contains.
Yellow 5 lowers your sperm count and shrinks inches off your unit, lol.
To the person who said it's totally worth shutting down the government. 5 or 6 years ago it shut down for over 4 weeks. *YOU* aren't the one who has to look into the eyes of your 8yo and tell her that despite Dad having a full time, salaried job, she's not going to get enough to eat.
The “Helloooo” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Hunter Tones" is a fantastic name for a musical group.
Contractions of the gut sounds like a basement rock band
Meanwhile Foods with tartrazine have a safety warning in Europe.
we are all about the Nigerian references
Great Big Band sound!
Fun fact: the original Doritos were invented in Disneyland.
So you could say they’ve come full circle being used on mice
2:04 Cake Pop is a bad dude
That Dorito news just sounds like a challenge to see if we can become see through
1:40
thanks ! 😁
Thanks a bunch! 😊
You're a saint
Moo Deng so cute 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
You pronounced the name of Moo Deng was so good and it’s correct! 👍🏻 หมูเด้ง
Contractions of the gut is what I get from eating Doritos. Thank you for solving the mystery. I thought it was the MSG that Doritos also contains.
I gotta say, that Ninja Turtles joke was pretty hacky. You're conflating where the comic was created and where the story takes place. On top of that, it's never made clear where the turtles were born before they were mutated. Like Splinter came to New York from Japan, the turtles could have come from anywhere.
Meanwhile starts at 1:43
How fucking dare you that poke'mon transition was so accurate.
Ikea needs to start making grumblestumps.
Oh no, PoGo friends! They've figured us out! Lol
Hmmm, I always thought Moo Daeng/ หมู่แดง meant Red Pork as it was marinated in an aromatic red spice sauce giving it its red colour. Great, now I am craving this dish and my Mum isn’t around to make her version of it! 😭😭😭🤤🤤🤤
Moo Deng- bouncy pig, Moo Daeng red pork, they have different tones. I hate tones, Thai is so hard, but I'm trying. 😄 It works both ways though because of the red cheeks. ☺
@@masonc8140Yes, without seeing it in ดัวเขียนไทย / Thai letters it is indeed easy to get confused 😅. Thanks for the clarification.
Wow! Glad this comment was posted and clarified. I too thought that Moo Deng meant red pork or red bbq pork that you find in some of the Thai noodle dish.
"Some people say the Turtles were actually born in NYC, while others insist on having a meaningful social life," says the "Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion" geek. Glass houses, Stephen.
Oh my God, I never thought Stephen would get on the Moo Deng bandwagon! 😂
Dang. I never heard of McQuade until Monday, when the movie was on one one of the channels on my neighbor’s tv. Now Stephen is talking about him.
Tartrazine, the secret to invisibility. 👻
OK, here’s an idea : that you produce an image of both the fine handcrafted items from around the world AND And come up with the image with all of the crazy hodgepodge of things that he describes side-by-side behind him as he’s doing his meanwhile intro
The Hippo is so kute! Looks like a you-rubber toy🙃Doritos wow fascinating!
Have a good day
Glad to hear no one's going to be checking those avocados anymore
So we can rub a case of Doritos on ourselves to make us invisible!
Missed opportunity to call the rogue "Mcuaive"😂
Frig u, Stephen!
TURTLE POWER! 😂
Can we please get a compilation video of all the Meanwhile intros? They are gold❤
Moo Deng so cute ❤ หมูเด้งน่ารักมาก❤😊