r/TIFU by Tackling a Karen at Work

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @absolutelynot6546
    @absolutelynot6546 2 года назад +1383

    First story has me cackling the way rSlash read it so dramatically. The wife eating the orange gummies out of spite was the best lol.

    • @nyxspiritsong5557
      @nyxspiritsong5557 2 года назад +31

      This!! I'm laughing at this story! It's so cute

    • @johnburnside7828
      @johnburnside7828 2 года назад +8

      The wife is a psycho! He should divorce her!

    • @5kiana
      @5kiana 2 года назад +7

      The chocolate covered cherry comment made me laugh.

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 года назад +7

      @Kara L. no they're not serious haha, it's clear they're being dramatic just for the lolz. But that'd be ridiculous! 🤣

    • @spiderymantis4226
      @spiderymantis4226 2 года назад +4

      @Kara L. I'm currently trying to figure out if your reply is an r/woooosh moment

  • @ergotempusvernum
    @ergotempusvernum 2 года назад +462

    Last story: ah hell nah. That owner is absolutely spineless and more than likely lost more business by catering to the assholes. And I don't care how desperate for money I am but I would throw hands if some disrespected my partner in my business.

    • @groot8774
      @groot8774 2 года назад +14

      Op is also likely not having the breaks they are legally entitled to

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 2 года назад +4

      Also depending where this was it could be illegal to allow visibly drunk people to remain in your establishment. In Canada for example, if someone is visibly drunk or acting out of control you legally must refuse service and try to get them to leave the premises as soon as possible (making sure to help them get a safe way home if they don't have one)

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 2 года назад +5

      I mean they even disrespected his wife of all people and he still did nothing. I see a divorce at some point in his future

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 2 года назад +539

    The fact that strawberry = green, someone obviously did that for people like OP in the first story mainly because many people just don't read the box. It's not OP'S fault that his SO didn't read the box.

    • @Liquessen
      @Liquessen 2 года назад +6

      It could have been pear! Yummy.
      ...edit: pear bear gummie?

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад +7

      He might have been in the wrong if he was picking them out and giving her the rest, but SHE was giving them to him. I don't see how it's his fault for accepting what was being offered to him without questioning it.

    • @jencaso
      @jencaso 2 года назад +4

      didn't they change it a few years ago and now green gummy bears taste like apple?

    • @EOR2742
      @EOR2742 2 года назад +2

      @@jencaso Was thinking the same. I don't remember Haribo doing any green ones that weren't apple. Maybe it's different for different countries

    • @natashas4213
      @natashas4213 2 года назад +1

      @@EOR2742 Yea I think it depends on country as the ones sold in most of my countries shops have apple for the green gummies but if I buy them from import shops they are sometimes strawberry flavour instead.

  • @lisakaz35
    @lisakaz35 2 года назад +335

    I'm happy for Chonk. Hope he's enjoying his best life. No eff up for him.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 2 года назад +31

      I love these "unexpected friend" stories. Wonder if Chunk and Big Willy are buddies

  • @DisneyFanatic2364
    @DisneyFanatic2364 2 года назад +362

    That story with the cat hat...that was just a silly misunderstanding which I'm sure they'll still be laughing about ten years later.
    To be fair, sexy clothes all look weird, so I don't blame him.

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 2 года назад +28

      To be fair sexy things IN GENERAL all look weird. Some of the toys could easily pass as Halloween/holiday decorations

    • @toysruskid5074
      @toysruskid5074 2 года назад +15

      @@shinymainespoon There's a store in the mall that sells animal heads on straps. Especially the fill in your own trunk elephant. If you didn't know what they were it would look like a demented toy store.

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 2 года назад +2

      I guarantee they will joke about it for the rest of their lives!!!!!

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 2 года назад +5

      I love how the husband just went for it. Talk about a spontaneous guy!

  • @Flamester43
    @Flamester43 2 года назад +563

    Last story: Its not like the boss was being humiliated so of course he would tell the worker to do anything for money, if he had to deal with them I doubt he would last half as long as her.

    • @maealoril1794
      @maealoril1794 2 года назад +55

      Exactly. The OP didn't f up, the boss did by not having his long time employees back and being more concerned about his bottom line then the inappropriateness of these douche canoes

    • @Falcon532.
      @Falcon532. 2 года назад +24

      Idk if it was the usa but I'm just going to assume yes, in my area atlest you can get a fine of up to $1k and the establishment can get up to $5k for allowing people to smoke indoors.. now there is a boatload of loopholes to this but that is the general thing for any "in closed area"

    • @sharonconnolly3820
      @sharonconnolly3820 2 года назад +30

      On point, the customers think he's a pushover, what man let's their wife be insulted by drunks, and now you will be full of load, abusive, abusive customers because. Hope he goes a bouncer before everyone quits. Sorry you should have been treated better.

    • @fdm2155
      @fdm2155 2 года назад +25

      I was thinking the same thing. OP needs to find a job where the boss isn't a jackass. The fact that the boss was apparently fine with obnoxious customers harrassing the staff AND insulting his wife tells you all you need to know.

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад +23

      Honestly, letting these customers stay is likely to lose the bar more money than they would bring. They should have been out, period.

  • @daspell4029
    @daspell4029 2 года назад +313

    I laughed so hard at him wearing a cat hat, that I truly have tears rolling down my face.

    • @carlosvasquezjr.8827
      @carlosvasquezjr.8827 2 года назад +8

      Same here, my stomach is in so much pain from laughing so much

    • @kampar82
      @kampar82 2 года назад +8

      My abs cramped and my family got worried for me. And the tears.

    • @HomeandHearthHomestead
      @HomeandHearthHomestead 2 года назад +9

      I got the giggles with the first story, but this second one got me laughing so loud and hard, I started snorting and crying.
      It sounded like a crazed donkey was loose in the living room. Best night in awhile! Damn that was funny!

    • @ms.nhardin4744
      @ms.nhardin4744 Год назад

      Me too. I laughed for 5 mins straight! Hell, that’s sexy though. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 2 года назад +504

    Last story was completely avoidable if OP’s boss had a spine. I don’t care how hard up for money I am you miss treat my staff and call my wife a b*tch IN MY BAR!? No freaking way you’re paying your tab and leaving and never being allowed back

    • @Nekulturny
      @Nekulturny 2 года назад +38

      Yeah.. I don't know what kind of patrons go to the bar like that. But I have left places before with my friends when rude/unruly people are not dealt with by the management.

    • @shadowfang269
      @shadowfang269 2 года назад +40

      @@Nekulturny like seriously rude obnoxious customers will ruin your business. On top of just being a bad boss the owner is a bad husband for allowing those punks to say what they said to his wife

    • @jenchristelle
      @jenchristelle 2 года назад +10

      The boss might be Ted Cruz 🤔 😏

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад +18

      Rowdy, obnoxious customers do tend to lose you more money than they bring. Letting them stay was a bad decision no matter how you look at it.

    • @seancarroll9849
      @seancarroll9849 2 года назад +1

      I'd kick out the rubbish posthaste. That boss was a spineless coward.

  • @BeanManolo
    @BeanManolo 2 года назад +383

    the Among Us one: I wouldn't consider a TIFU, more like a dodged bullet. If OP's (now ex-)gf broke up with him over a videogame, that shows how insecure and moody she really is. Also, the hypocrisy: "If I was the Imposter I'd murder you" *gets killed* "HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU MONSTER?!"

    • @gumbomanmash6762
      @gumbomanmash6762 2 года назад +21

      Reminds me of that old clip of some guy beating his girlfriend in a 1v1 on modern warfare 3 and she smashed his xbox 360

    • @caoimhed6801
      @caoimhed6801 2 года назад +16

      I haven't seen enough ppl in the comments about it, she's insane💀

    • @AdorableTerror
      @AdorableTerror 2 года назад +6

      Hearing that story, I grew so frustrated for OP. I'm glad he or she doesn't have to deal with her again

    • @iremakgun
      @iremakgun 2 года назад +4

      The problem wasn't him killing her, it was him saying that he wouldn't kill her but then killing her. People who are new to games like among us where you lie as a part of the game has a hard time understanding which things that are said in game are actually a part of the game or real (especially if they were on a private voice chat). Breaking up over that is an overreaction but saying she was completely unreasonable is unfair.

    • @comradetempest
      @comradetempest Год назад +3

      I get what your saying, as I also had to adapt to that mental change when I first started playing, but if you know what the game is about and get mad it’s more on you. I mean you can feel betrayed but using logic and thinking for a few seconds makes you realize that lying is a part of the game. She acted 100% on emotion without a thought of logic. I wouldn’t wanna date someone like that. I do get your point tho

  • @SilverFang2789
    @SilverFang2789 2 года назад +180

    For the last story:
    I empathize with OP here. While I don't work in a bar, I do work in a customer service environment that often caters to some pretty rude and obnoxious types and sometimes really entitled. Well one time, this woman came into where I work, she was super drunk and was borderline screaming at me to let her know where her "aunt" was staying. Her "aunt" was one of my then co-workers (RIP Chirstine) whom wanted nothing to do with this woman because all she ever wanted to do was get drunk and fucked up on heroin. I told her I wouldn't tell her and she got even more aggressive by pounding on the glass window and hurling insults. I told her she had to leave and was refusing.
    It's important to know where I live and where I work, people in my line of work can use force to get people to leave and long as it is considered "minimal necessary." Where I fucked up was that even though I got her outside by pushing her out and back, I pushed her once a little too hard and she stumbled over herself and went face first into the pavement. She was bleeding pretty good and it looked like I had beaten her or something (even thought I didn't). The cops were called and an ambulance showed up. I had to go through the awkward situation of showing the cops the video footage of it happening. While I wasn't arrested that night, I was given a court date and was charged with 4th degree assault.
    I was lucky since it was my first ever offense with no prior convictions so the judge thankfully went easy on me. I took anger management classes and had to pay over $900 in fines but eventually it was erased from the records like it never happened. I have since learned to control my temper better and if need be, just call the police for people like that and not risk getting into trouble like that again.

  • @GingerDangr
    @GingerDangr 2 года назад +190

    My parents bought chickens for their eggs and meat, but when it came time to discuss butchering them once they stopped laying, my mom went "They spend their whole lives giving us eggs. The least we can do is let them die of old age in comfort." My step-dad didn't argue with her.

    • @marjoriejohnston4905
      @marjoriejohnston4905 2 года назад +16

      I would only get layers and not meat birds, my particular pet would be a silky. Those things are super cute and fluffy looking.

    • @N0xiety
      @N0xiety 2 года назад +8

      Animals that die of 'old age' usually face a slow and horrible end. If you let sickness and malnutrition ruin the animal to the end just so they can die of old age in 'comfort', then you can't even use its meat, and the animal dies a death i would wish on no one. You need to know when to cut your losses and give the animal a painless, more productive death. Hell, i would say governments should even allow old people the same courtesy. To die a painless death in comfort instead of a miserable end in struggle...

    • @marjoriejohnston4905
      @marjoriejohnston4905 2 года назад +12

      @@N0xiety just asking, other than making sure they get a more comfortable passing, would you say the same about your cat or dog? If I got pet chickens, I would not consider it. Besides, most layers don't make good meat birds

    • @N0xiety
      @N0xiety 2 года назад +6

      @@marjoriejohnston4905 Yes i would. I have a cat, and i have also seen the miserable end a friend's cat had. Her cat had kidneys failing, euthanasia was recommended but she kept it alive 3 more months with medicines and antibiotics with its immune system getting worse as time passed, and for what? The cat looked miserable. It would hardly walk or eat, she would even force feed it sometimes. The cat even had patches of fur falling off. It just suffered for 3 months like that, and died a husk of what it was. It's just more cruel when humans can't let go of their pets...

    • @marjoriejohnston4905
      @marjoriejohnston4905 2 года назад +10

      @@N0xiety that's NOT what I meant. It's the 'death would be useful' that made me question that. Hence the 'other than' I have cats and dogs. The way it was put is a suggestion that someone should consider eating their PET, even if it's a chicken.

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 2 года назад +149

    Last story, imo op shouldn't feel bad about looking out for the health of his bosses wife, the dude was told 3 times to smoke outside and refused to listen. He's lucky not to be in jail.

    • @RevengeOfSakura
      @RevengeOfSakura 2 года назад +16

      Not just that but how rude they were the whole time including trying not to pay at one point.

    • @chickadeestevenson5440
      @chickadeestevenson5440 2 года назад +3

      like after calling the wife a bitch. I would have tossed them out, that woman needs to rethink her relationship if the man acts like that for money.

  • @yukara1977
    @yukara1977 2 года назад +95

    I nearly blew coffee from my nose because of the 'Trying to be Sexy' story. That poor cat!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @srtatropicalia
      @srtatropicalia 2 года назад +6

      That story had me dead XD

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon 2 года назад +7

      I was told guys' brains were in their balls, but this is just ridiculous!

    • @orangedjuices
      @orangedjuices 2 года назад +3

      SO DID I

  • @bigkkm
    @bigkkm 2 года назад +71

    Last story: GET OUT NOW. The fact that their boss would be so accepting of this bad behavior that drove OP to this action is the real problem.

    • @IrkenExile
      @IrkenExile 2 года назад

      My boss at McDonald's was like that

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 2 года назад +1

      To be fair the boss also didn't fire him for what happened and as he said the business was desperate after the damage covid did to it. Stop acting like all business owners are rich assholes. You don't understand how thin the margins are especially in the service industry.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 года назад

      @@ANPC-pi9vu thin enough to allow assholes to call your wife a bitch (in front of your daughter) insult your staff endlessly, piss off your other patrons (possibly costing you some regulars) and (depending on the country) break the law in a way that could cost you thousands in fines? Nah. Boss was just a spineless coward who deserves all the scorn he is getting.

    • @m.a.2658
      @m.a.2658 Год назад +1

      @@ANPC-pi9vu No one said the boss is a bad person. You can feel sympathy for his business problems and still acknowledge that he could have saved OP from working in a toxic environment. One that was also disturbing other customers, which is, say it with me, BAD FOR BUSINESS ANYWAY. 🤷‍♂️

  • @MyrnNecromanson
    @MyrnNecromanson 2 года назад +36

    As an introvert with migraines, can tell you that yeah, it's not "convenient", but I'm usually not well after a bit of socializing. Too much interaction literally causes me headaches

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +3

      Yeah...I get claustrophobic around loud groups of people and often need to step outside for fresh air and quiet. I get headaches, shortness of breath, and even mild cases of vertigo. My gal mostly understands, but her family are super cruel about it. I get that it is hard to comprehend a medical issue that you don't experience, but it is really uncool for someone to accuse you if faking it or just not wanting to be around people.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 2 года назад +2

      @@davidharshman7645 I saw the list of people and immediately felt like there were a lot of them. Especially with kids. Often, my family drains me more than my friends.

  • @lauram3115
    @lauram3115 2 года назад +17

    The “secret gummy bear tax, and how he fell in love with his Christmas dinner” had me dying. That was a perfect way to start my Friday!! Thank you!!! 😂

  • @garrettstitt5489
    @garrettstitt5489 2 года назад +95

    The last story: what mistake did OP make? Often, at bars, staff have to be their own bouncers, especially, if the owner has no balls to do it himself. Smoking indoors in a public place, by law, IS a bridge too far. Should have taken a frying pan, like Danny Divito did in _”Throw Momma From The Train”_ and clobbered the guy - then looked at the other rude patrons and asked, “Anyone else?”

    • @thetruth1816
      @thetruth1816 2 года назад +13

      The only mistake op made is he/she apologized for doing their job

    • @gentarofourze
      @gentarofourze 2 года назад +1

      Depends on the country, in the UK bouncers are not cops and even the cops have limits on what they can do, bouncers basically have the same rights as a member of the public and assault is assault. 20 years ago when I was a teen I was assaulted when on holiday visiting the cafe as the bouncer thought I "looked suspicious" and grabbed me and also tried grabbing the bag in my hand, I refused and told him I would report him and he stalked me down the street on his radio talking about me being "suspicious" Im autistic by the way. My dad was angry and phoned the Police and went straight to the reception and all the security staff were rude to us calling us stereotypes of poor people, basically uneducated substance abusers, never do anything but lie and even laughed when we said the Police were called saying IF we called them, the Police would side with them and get US arrested. the Police did turn up and they lied and said I was suspicious and trying to bring alcohol into the premises and they had a right to search anyones bags (they can ASK but they can't grab bags off you) The Police were a bit annoyed but did warn the staff, and my dad complained as it wasn't the first time someone in our family had been stopped and asked to go through our bags, in fact on that holiday alone it was about the 7th time in 3 days, and we visited a few months before and were asked pretty much anytime we went into a cafe or bar, yet they NEVER asked other people. Basically they judged us based on our looks as they didn't stop the "richer" looking people.
      The thing is, outside food and drinks were not technically banned in there and funnily enough what I had in my bag was food from their convenience store almost next to it and it was common to see people drink and eat food not even sold there so again my family was just picked up.

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 2 года назад +3

      Serving alcohol to drunk people is also illegal so anyone money being made off them was ill gotten gains to begin with

  • @jaspr1999
    @jaspr1999 2 года назад +32

    The one about the girlfriend thinking the boyfriend was cheating reminds me of a neighbor my girlfriend (long since wife) had in our first apartment complex. This woman HATED me, for some reason, and tried everything to make my life miserable. This was the 80s, so no cells. I got home one day and my girlfriend was waiting with tears from laughing so hard. She told me about the neighbor cornering her in and telling her ALL about the "cute girl with long blonde hair" that I was seen hugging on, hanging out with, and even doing laundry with! ... And what an evil manipulative guy I was and so forth. Which, honestly, is all true, as far as I was concerned. The thing is that if the woman had taken to the time to talk to anyone, especially not talked over my girlfriend while spreading her gossip, she would have found out that the 'cute girl' was my big sister that I hadn't seen for almost five years. I bet when she found that part out her normal fake cough, she would do around me, would have finally been real.

  • @Hybrid301
    @Hybrid301 2 года назад +41

    When I was about 16, my older sister (18) kept pestering me to try smoking. So one day, to get her to shut up and stop bothering me, I agreed to try one. I then proceeded to be so bad at trying to light and inhale that I wasted the entire cigarette. My sister, who wasn’t exactly flush with cash at the time, took what was left of the ruined cig and decided not to waste anymore of her previous deathsticks on my ineptitude. She never bothered me about taking up smoking again and that was the first and only time a cigarette has touched my lips.
    If you do a job badly enough; they’ll never ask you to do it again.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 2 года назад +1

      when they said "don't do drugs" you took it in the sense of doing it right, thus ensuring you didn't do them at all LOL

  • @dracko158
    @dracko158 2 года назад +147

    OP: **Kills her GF as an Impostor, and laughs**
    GF: *"You weren't supposed to do that."*

    • @graveloot
      @graveloot 2 года назад +12

      OP: plays the game correctly
      GF: D:

    • @KarmaTube5
      @KarmaTube5 2 года назад +4

      @@graveloot ugh I taught my gf how to play devil may cry 5…she can pull off combos better than me. I teach her to play COD (took a few days) and MK…I regret instantly

    • @KarmaTube5
      @KarmaTube5 2 года назад +1

      @@graveloot this is how gamer girls are created Dx

  • @limiv5272
    @limiv5272 2 года назад +111

    Story 4: That person WAS smoking. Second hand smoking can be just as bad as smoking yourself, and it sound like OP was spending a lot of time inhaling their friends' smoke

    • @dyltube6395
      @dyltube6395 2 года назад +8

      R tree that doesn’t mean they were smoking

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 2 года назад +8

      As someone who was a smoker. Its really weird to see people have withdrawal symptoms. I smoked properly, and literally quit out of spite cause my old manager (a friend) told me I was addicted, and quitting would be hard. Year clean now, and had zero withdrawal symptoms!

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 года назад +12

      @@DeathProductions200 I'm glad it was easy for you, I know it isn't that way for a lot of people. Also you should thank your old manager, you're probably better off without smoking, it's very unhealthy

    • @sidhedanu
      @sidhedanu 2 года назад +2

      He was smoking like a cigar or pipe smoker.

    • @brookalinithegreat8443
      @brookalinithegreat8443 2 года назад +2

      @@DeathProductions200 my grandfather smokes heavily all around the year, but for the three months he visited us during the holidays he would just quit cold Turkey and be completely fine. It’s insane but that “no withdrawal” thing kinda just reminded me of him. He’s too old to travel all the way to America now and it’s hard to travel to Israel to see him (we’re Palestinian) because of covid and airports being stinky to us lol

  • @WhtAbtBob10
    @WhtAbtBob10 2 года назад +236

    Gummy bear story: Totally the wife's fault. She should have looked at it herself. Not OP's fault at all.

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +2

      I mean...sorta OP's fault. Deception is never really good in a relationship, whether it is in the form of lies, selective truths, or intentionally uncorrected misunderstandings. The "fault" isn't in eating the gummy bears...it is in the minor deception over the last 13 years.
      Not a big deal, and it doesn't sound like anyone is treating it like it is a big deal, but if fault exists it is clearly OP's.

    • @WhtAbtBob10
      @WhtAbtBob10 2 года назад +6

      @@davidharshman7645
      OP's wife never looked at the packaging for the gummy bears for 13 years? If she truly didn't she deserves this.

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад +3

      @@davidharshman7645 he didn't deceive her though, he just accepted candy when she gave it to him. Not questioning a gift isn't deception, it's actually good manners.

    • @Alienaddikt
      @Alienaddikt 2 года назад +6

      @@davidharshman7645 bruh it's gummy bears...getting mad over such stupid thing is childish

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 2 года назад

      But OP knew what he was doing. He knew that what she was giving him was not what she was meant to be giving him.
      So Yes Totally the wife's fault but that does mean OP is blameless
      But in the end it's just lollies, it not a big deal one way or the other.

  • @GamerSapss
    @GamerSapss 2 года назад +52

    About the among us story, it's actually pretty common I've seen that several people can't handle the game because they don't like lying to their friends and loved ones, so they would rather not play. I on the other hand loves chaos too much to not play the game with friends

    • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
      @bloodybutterflygaming1242 2 года назад +11

      I gave up on it because none of my friends played and randos tend to single you out for really dumb reasons, especially if you're the rando in a lobby that is otherwise a group of friends. I couldn't even learn the layouts for the maps other than the first one because every time I would pull up the map to try to figure out where to go for my tasks, someone would hit the button and go "She was standing still! She must have been sabotaging!" 😑

    • @DeathProductions200
      @DeathProductions200 2 года назад

      @@bloodybutterflygaming1242 the sabo thing is ridiculous. Ive mastered the art of doing a sabo while still playing normally. God children are ignorant when it comes to games

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +1

      The interesting part of the story (to me) is that she insisted she wasn't upset about the lying. She was allegedly upset about the laughter.
      Since we only have OP's word to go by here, I have to assume he wasn't being too ridiculous about it, though it is possible he was being a jerk and rubbing her nose in the loss. But, assuming that isn't what happened, it sounds like this is mostly an issue of a miscommunication that isn't worth correcting because it is a signal of bigger incompatibility issues for down the road.

    • @SupraShade
      @SupraShade 2 года назад +1

      some people arent cut out for social deduction games

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 2 года назад +2

      @@bloodybutterflygaming1242 Gah! The botton smashing! It drives me nuts. Like, excuse me, can I be allowed to finish a task please? As a beginner it was soooo confusing, trying to get used to the controls and the gameplay while no one had any chill.

  • @TheRuneTail
    @TheRuneTail 2 года назад +68

    Last story: that boss is pure trash. "Anything to make some money" including letting your employees be humiliated because you're greedy. All for what $30-50?

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад

      Even being willing to LOSE at least double that as other customers choose to leave, because they don't want to hang out with people like that.

    • @TheRuneTail
      @TheRuneTail 2 года назад +2

      @@MatthewSmith-pv6gd and probably more cause people will think that the bar welcomes those kinds of rude customers and will move to other places

    • @KTSpeedruns
      @KTSpeedruns 2 года назад +1

      May have gotten $30 to $50 more that night, but is losing hundreds of dollars for the next few weeks by earning a reputation of letting people smoke indoors and monopolize server time.

    • @TheRuneTail
      @TheRuneTail 2 года назад

      @@KTSpeedruns exactly

    • @AnotherWittyUsername.
      @AnotherWittyUsername. 2 года назад

      What would he allow next? Ass grabbing?

  • @chadbrown748
    @chadbrown748 2 года назад +40

    That first story reminded me of the time when my sister and I were kids.
    When it came to food preferences, we were polar opposites, in that, my sister was a picky eater and there was nothing I wouldn't eat.
    Every time our family had dinner, she would always sneak what she didn't like on to my plate and I would eat it.
    This went on for quite a while until my father got wise to her.

  • @DisneyFanatic2364
    @DisneyFanatic2364 2 года назад +39

    Gosh that turkey story. This is why I don't raise my own food.

  • @papabear1333
    @papabear1333 2 года назад +35

    My wife decided to buy chickens for her and our kids. When the chickens pass away I have to have a funeral for them. We have around 20 in the chicken cemetery now. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂

    • @Torgonius
      @Torgonius 2 года назад +12

      Please tell me the 'coffins' are used KFC or Popeyes boxes

    • @イグニスの眼鏡
      @イグニスの眼鏡 2 года назад +2

      @@Torgonius 💀

    • @JediLadyMisty
      @JediLadyMisty 2 года назад +3

      One of my friends and her family are friends with another family in Florida and (this was more than ten years ago) they’d bury the lizards the family dog killed in their backyard.
      Some people just bury as it’s the only thing they can think of.

    • @papabear1333
      @papabear1333 2 года назад +4

      My wife bought 3 game hens, and my kids named them KFC - Kenny, Fred, Charlie
      😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @papabear1333
      @papabear1333 2 года назад +2

      @@Torgonius I honestly didn’t think about that. That would have been priceless 😂😂😂👍🏼

  • @shotwench2210
    @shotwench2210 2 года назад +28

    This is why I'd fail at the post-apocalyptic world. That whole thing of me actually killing something with a face would have me starving to death reaaaaaaaly fast like.

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 2 года назад +2

      @@Leapordnight yep, like I've said most humans can and will kill or eat one another if it came down to it

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 2 года назад

      Try playing a game like Rimworld and put yourself in a shitty situation and you'll figure out a good estimate of how well you can hold to your morals when the odds are stacked against you
      If you're on an ice sheet and have already hunted all the food on the map and couldn't grow any crops cause, well, it's an ice sheet...
      If you can't do it, someone else will. And you should just hope that person is doing so in order to have the energy to look out for you.

  • @kimhohlmayer7018
    @kimhohlmayer7018 2 года назад +32

    In the bar story I think that the bar owner shares equal blame. No one should tolerate that behavior in customers. I know we are short of money many of us and businesses are teetering on the edge of collapse. That does not justify letting patrons behave like animals. I think the server did the wrong thing but for the right reason. They called the owner’s wife the b word and violated local law. No one needs clients that badly.

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +2

      Yeah...even if he didn't want to kick the group out, he should have taken over serving that group.

    • @kimhohlmayer7018
      @kimhohlmayer7018 2 года назад

      @@davidharshman7645 definitely.

  • @3emad.305
    @3emad.305 2 года назад +21

    sheeesh if among us can break these two's relationship then imagine if they married and their kid said papa instead of mama
    he's lucky for that you don't need someone who hate you bc of a game lol

  • @PotterBrony82
    @PotterBrony82 2 года назад +48

    Last story, OPs boss is a spineless, useless tool. It’s his place, kick them the hell out. The customer is always right doesn’t apply here. That saying is meant for they can order/purchase what they want and how they want, as long as they pay for it. It doesn’t mean they can be jerks, and smoke in a place that serves food/drink. This isn’t 1980 anymore, take it outside. I say this as a smoker/former smoker, even when I smoked I didn’t do so inside even in my own home that I own.

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +4

      Even if he didn't want to kick them out, in that case he should have taken responsibility for them and served them himself instead of sending an employee and his wife to do his dirty work...

    • @erynncollier8672
      @erynncollier8672 2 года назад

      In that situation, the employee has two options. Take it until they snap like OP did, which is a nonstarter, or simply refuse to do it, no matter the consequences, and tell the boss it's either they go or I do.

    • @AnotherWittyUsername.
      @AnotherWittyUsername. 2 года назад

      My husband and I stopped going to bars and restaurants when they banned smoking indoors. They are no longer fun or enjoyable, so we just don't go there. The one exception is the casino on the reserve, because local laws don't apply there. They are self-governing and make their own rules. While they don't allow smoking indoors near the games floor, nightclub or restaurant, they do allow it on the enclosed outdoor patios. There are plenty of signs warning people about second hand smoke and plenty of ventilation. Lots of comfy chairs, tables and servers will bring you drinks/meals there. Great place!

    • @akl2k7
      @akl2k7 2 года назад

      @@AnotherWittyUsername. Yeah, they banned smoking in a lot of places because the majority of people don't smoke, and most non-smokers don't like the smell. I can't blame them. Smoking is a pretty disgusting habit. I don't know why smoking would make bars and restaurants fun or enjoyable, though. That doesn't make much sense.

    • @MasterGhostf
      @MasterGhostf 2 года назад

      @@AnotherWittyUsername. your just an addict, get help.

  • @nharviala
    @nharviala 2 года назад +7

    The chocolate covered cherries reminds me of my mom's story. Her grandmother received a box of them each Christmas, a fairly nice brand. After she passed, and they were going through her stuff, they found several unopened boxes of them. It turns out, she absolutely hated them, but appreciated being thought of and didn't want to make people upset, so she never told the truth.

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 2 года назад +28

    I miss the green Skittles. The used to be lime and now they are green apple :( the betrayal

    • @DanielTekmyster
      @DanielTekmyster 2 года назад +1

      AGREED!

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 2 года назад +3

      @@DanielTekmyster I can imagine OP'S wife yelling, "BETRAYAL!!!!!!"

    • @6Jas6devi6
      @6Jas6devi6 2 года назад +1

      They changed them back to lime, I loved the green apple ones 😩

    • @Catwomen4512
      @Catwomen4512 2 года назад

      Lemon and lime are basically the same flavour

    • @LilyoftheValley1616
      @LilyoftheValley1616 9 месяцев назад

      They finally did change them back to the original lime flavor, which is great because I hated the green apple flavor. I found out the time I went for the green first (I eat lest favorite to favorite) and it was lime instead and I just froze in shock. They aren't even my absolute favorite flavor, but the flavor they were replaced with was trash to me. Plus, I loved eating a lemon and lime skittle together to make "sprite."

  • @bradevans5566
    @bradevans5566 2 года назад +15

    Last story: Yes, OP shouldn't have tackled the rude customer, but the boss enabled that whole situation by not dealing with the issue before it got to that point. It's more on him than on OP.

  • @wakeangel2001
    @wakeangel2001 2 года назад +33

    I didn't know the green ones were strawberry, I'm used to gummies where the green ones are apple. As for chocolate covered cherries, a particular type of them, Chellas, are my mother's favorite candy, but ONLY that brand, mostly for the syrup they use.

    • @IceRiver1020
      @IceRiver1020 2 года назад +1

      My mom is exactly the same!

    • @tamsel814
      @tamsel814 2 года назад

      I also thought that the green ones were apple and assumed that strawberry was for red gummies

    • @electricdecades
      @electricdecades 2 года назад

      @@tamsel814 they're apple in some countries

  • @MorbidKat
    @MorbidKat 2 года назад +6

    I love Op's "sexy creativity" that's hilarious. I think cat hat sales are about to go up for all the wrong reasons 🤣

  • @frankmarzig1972
    @frankmarzig1972 2 года назад +22

    the owner, in the last story should take his worker's word for the abuse she was receiving and just throw those people out. it's not worth the money to deal with garbage like that. as far as her blind rage, it was justified.

    • @SilverMe2004
      @SilverMe2004 2 года назад

      I think the TIFU was what happened during the Blind rage. the part between him tripping up and her being dragged away. or maybe even just the fact that she was in a blind rage and doesn't know what happened in that time

  • @BDM276
    @BDM276 2 года назад +108

    That last story isn't OP's mistake. Op constantly signaled the boss that these customers where problematic. The boss failed to have his employees back and allowed things to escalate. Then he punishes OP for losing his/her cool? What a bastard. Respect your employees and show customers that don't follow the rules that there are consequences. This way you'll get respect from your employees and good costumers. The part of the story where they don't want to pay and then act like nothing happened and just pay to the boss and lie to him is also very problematic. Dude, you've been OP's employer for 7 years and you trust some asshat first time customer over your 7 year employee? Grow a pair!

    • @thetruth1816
      @thetruth1816 2 года назад +11

      1000% agree.. if I was op I wouldn't apologize at all..

    • @anonymouspotato7538
      @anonymouspotato7538 2 года назад +9

      @@thetruth1816 Given that bars are still pretty short-staffed (around here at least), I think OP should find another bar to work at. Show that spineless AH what happens when you're a shitty boss.

    • @thetruth1816
      @thetruth1816 2 года назад +5

      @@anonymouspotato7538 1000% agree.. what a spineless whimp op "boss" is..

    • @MatthewSmith-pv6gd
      @MatthewSmith-pv6gd 2 года назад +5

      Definitely. 100% from being spineless, not about the money, because allowing customers like that loses you money. No one is sticking around with people acting like that in the bar.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 2 года назад

      I would tend to agree, but consider that op mentioned the owner being desperate for business after covid. I don't think you understand how hard it can be to make the right decision when your profit margins are thin and you are trying to stay afloat. The boss did kind of make up for it by not firing op. An on the job altercation is a big deal unless you're a bouncer and will get you imediately terminated in most workplaces. I'm guessing the trouble making customer realized he had it coming since he didn't get police involved, thank goodness.

  • @sidhedanu
    @sidhedanu 2 года назад +6

    That coffee story is crazy. I don't drink coffee, and the one time I had an iced coffee at a friend's house I felt like I was on drugs. I don't understand why coffee isn't a controlled substance considering the extreme withdrawal symptoms.

  • @JeneenRose-Osborne
    @JeneenRose-Osborne 2 года назад +1

    I love the “Babe 💖” story! That is so sweet he is so excited to text with his grandma. 🥰

  • @Cinderspark9
    @Cinderspark9 2 года назад +3

    OKAY
    So the chocolate covered cherry thing made me crack the hell up.
    My grandmother gives every single person in our family a box of cordial cherries at EVERY christmas. We all thank her and go on our way, but not a SINGLE person actually likes them. Last year, I told her I probably wouldn't eat them, and she got this look on her face like I'd just stepped on her dog.
    I felt so bad that I went over to the table and went "Oh, these ones are milk chocolate, that's better!" (because the ones I got happened to be dark chocolate) and Christmas was saved.

  • @tabii714
    @tabii714 2 года назад +3

    Aww the Turkey story made me smile, as someone who’s interacted with some turkeys raised by people they can be super affectionate and make great pets.

  • @Love2Banime
    @Love2Banime 2 года назад +9

    Among Us does infuriate a lot of relationships, forgetting that a game is a game. The ex took it too seriously and broke up with OP over it because she can't trust him(?) Truly, I think OP dodged a bullet because the ex was too immature.

    • @jbrennan381
      @jbrennan381 Год назад +1

      I completely agree. That story was nuts lol

  • @GremlinTime
    @GremlinTime 2 года назад +3

    best line "We put it on the cat and he hates it" He knows

  • @adamlivesay1973
    @adamlivesay1973 2 года назад +10

    Last story: So OP litterally tried to save the bussiness from going under and they have the balls to make him feel like he was in the wrong?
    Reputation is EVERYTHING to a bar. Liquor is expensive, and without enough customers they will simply not be able to keep up. If they allow a group of rowdies like that to ruin the experience for EVERYONE else in the bar, people are going to talk about that.
    I get that covid has made it hard for businesses to stay afloat, but maybe they should have had a better savings account for emergencies such as this pandemic. (Slight sarcasm because CEOs and Managers LOVE using the "you should have had a better egg basket" excuse in the USA.)

  • @richewilson6394
    @richewilson6394 2 года назад +7

    WTF!!! If your boss isn't going to do anything to support his staff in on a stressful situation then yeah of course the employees are going to blow up!!!

  • @Shoyro
    @Shoyro 2 года назад +4

    TIFU by tackling a Karen? Dude, you're a GOAT for that!!!

  • @rampardge
    @rampardge 2 года назад +1

    the one about the turkey was so good, that person is amazing

  • @benj6927
    @benj6927 2 года назад +4

    the among us girl just contradicted herself so hard

  • @dviking4482
    @dviking4482 2 года назад +17

    Every Christmas, my grandma would make chocolate covered cherries. My mom has carried on this tradition. They taste amazing.

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 2 года назад +2

      Homemade is usually better than store bought

  • @bear_trap107
    @bear_trap107 2 года назад +6

    I agree with that grandmother. Chocolate covered cherries are disgusting and they belong in the garbage.

    • @sailorstar3148
      @sailorstar3148 2 года назад +1

      Yeah chocolate covered strawberries for the win

    • @Michelle020892
      @Michelle020892 2 года назад

      I would prefer chocolate covered black cherries. I think maraschino cherries are used instead. To me, they taste too “artificial”. If that makes sense.

  • @MamaLauren523
    @MamaLauren523 2 года назад +4

    The cat hat story had me laughing sooo freaking hard🤣 The only thing I would have done differently is immediately jump on my husband and tell him that it looks better on him than the cat! Even though I would be laughing, the thought that was his FIRST thought would be a big turn on! Definitely an A for effort!
    Then we'd have to get the cat something else😉!
    And we'd always be able to have a conspiratorial giggle together if we saw a cat in a hat on TV or whatever 🥰

  • @nickp340
    @nickp340 2 года назад +13

    Regarding the first story...my wife will bite / cut gummy worms in half and eat the half she likes and give the decapitated parts. Unfortunately for her I am not picky about gummi candy so I don't share mine.

  • @oliverkennedy1021
    @oliverkennedy1021 Год назад +1

    Awhhh Momma RSlash giving him chocolate covered cherries every year for Christmas because he said he liked them when he was 4 is so wholesome 🥺

  • @StaitlyNatters
    @StaitlyNatters 2 года назад +3

    That final story, the use of a fire extinguisher would have been a better reaction. Then just claim the fact you saw smoke, and where there’s smoke there’s fire. Your boss’s wife saw the smoke, smoking inside was against regulations, so nothing that customer could do.

  • @SmokeyTheDragon2004
    @SmokeyTheDragon2004 Год назад +2

    The cat hat story had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kittiekat8920
    @kittiekat8920 2 года назад +28

    Rule 1 with raising animals for food: NEVER name them.

    • @JediLadyMisty
      @JediLadyMisty 2 года назад +2

      While we managed to not get attached to the pigs (named) for meat as we went in with the mindset that they were going to be food and didn’t get attached to them.

    • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
      @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 2 года назад

      @DarkCoreX Man, I dunno if I could ever hate myself enough for me to stop eating ham, bacon, and pork chops. (and no second guesses on what my favourite animal is)

    • @gummidon1618
      @gummidon1618 2 года назад

      @DarkCoreX same here

    • @gummidon1618
      @gummidon1618 2 года назад

      @@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 not eating meat isn’t hating yourself it’s having sympathy for other living things. It’s your choice if you wish to do it you don’t have to. But that’s what it is

  • @jezlassiter9374
    @jezlassiter9374 2 года назад +1

    I used to hate coffee with the fiery passion of a thousand suns. Going to Barnes and Noble, I’d walk in holding my breath because there was a Starbucks inside right at the entrance. My dad loves coffee, to the point that he gets giddy and literally jumps up and down on his toes when he gets a new bag from the store. I love my dad and I would fix him two coffee pots of coffee in his truckers mug to take to work every day for years. Every Sunday before church, my dad would get up extra early to make fancy coffee for the whole family. It was his tradition, and he loved doing it. One Sunday, we had guests, people from the church. My dad handed me a cup of coffee with a lot of milk, cream, sugar, and creamer. That was “how I liked it”, in order to not actually taste the coffee. And this church friend looks at me and goes, “I thought you hated coffee!”. The look on my dads face will forever haunt me.

  • @kimhohlmayer7018
    @kimhohlmayer7018 2 года назад +4

    Dark chocolate covered cherries are my weakness. I love them!

    • @sailorstar3148
      @sailorstar3148 2 года назад +1

      Chocolate covered strawberries are my weakness

    • @kimhohlmayer7018
      @kimhohlmayer7018 2 года назад

      @@sailorstar3148 those are amazingly good!

  • @Dr_Kyutoko
    @Dr_Kyutoko 2 года назад +1

    omfg no, the cat Christmas hat story... I lost it.
    So hard.

  • @jennix8666
    @jennix8666 2 года назад +7

    Last Story: OP didn't F up their boss did when he didnt remove the shitty customers after they were harassing otjers and being jerks

  • @FatedGamer
    @FatedGamer 2 года назад +14

    Uhh on the last story is that really a TIFU? You learned your bosses true colors that hes willing to let you get abused for money. Regardless of the state of his establishment those people were jerks and lawbreakers if they were smoking inside in a no smoking zone. If your in america the labor market is really good for employees right now and I suggest you work somewhere else. If he lets customers call his wife a B then hes an idiot.

  • @toshi9742
    @toshi9742 2 года назад

    That first one made me cackle. Felt devilishly wholesome yet mischievous x

  • @oswinaltava
    @oswinaltava 2 года назад +12

    I don't usually leave comments, but I just wanted to say thanks for the consistent posting, this week I've had a chronic pain flare up and the only thing that's kept me distracted is rewatching rSlash videos, they're always entertaining and I look forward to the uploads every day:)

  • @error_4302
    @error_4302 2 года назад

    The chocolate covered cherries granny was SO adorable, warmed my heart and r/Slash granny voice cracked me good! 🤣🤣

  • @DaremoKamen
    @DaremoKamen 2 года назад +17

    Chunk story: In the manga "Silver Spoon" the city boy protagonist at the agriculture high school always names the pigs he raises stuff like "Cutlets" to remind himself what they ultimately are for. While they do always end up as pork products it still always rips him up emotionally.

    • @nightroad5810
      @nightroad5810 2 года назад +2

      Rip butadon, you are so delicious

    • @GromMolotok
      @GromMolotok 2 года назад +1

      My in-laws used to do that with their cows. They'd have a couple at a time, named things like Burger Queen and Roast Beef.

  • @GOGOSLIFE
    @GOGOSLIFE 2 года назад +1

    I'm crying here, lmfao! That story is similar to an old one hubby and I had. Early in our dating I was crocheting Peter-Heaters as gag gifts for Christmas(usually the favorite sports team colors). They weren't actually made to wear, just be funny. I gave him one, and the poor guy tried his best to stuff everything in it, lol! I learned to make them from my grandmother! I have some really funny stories about her. She was a lot of fun, and I still miss her. His is still in his underwear drawer, 35 years later.

  • @emilyemily9831
    @emilyemily9831 2 года назад +4

    I’m the person who loves those chocolate covered cherries. The quality has gone down so much since Covid started and apparently because all these people hate it

  • @squeakybeak7832
    @squeakybeak7832 2 года назад +1

    Turkeys are beautiful animals! I made good friends with one on a non kill ranch once. I still miss that sweet guy! I called him my bodyguard because he followed me around but always stayed back a bit. So smart and so friendly!! Everytime I looked at his eyes, there were real emotions there. 🦃 🥰

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 2 года назад +3

    Regarding the story about the smoker - I can confirm smoking is very common in Eastern Europe. I hate it, because wherever I go, I end up smelling like a chainsmoker afterwards.
    I've seen kids starting to smoke as early as 11 years old, in order to appear more mature to their peers, and it actually works.
    In fact, smokers are in a better position at work than non-smokers, for they can request smoke breaks, which are given to them and not to the non-smokers.
    But it doesn't end there - recently, when I met my former boss, he was smoking in one of the back rooms with my colleague, and we had the following conversation:
    - Care to join us for a smoke? (he spoke with a condescending tone)
    - Sorry, Sir, I don't smoke.
    - What kind of a man are you, if you don't smoke?
    - What???
    - Come on, show that you are a man and light up one.
    - No, I don't want to. I hate smoking.
    - Right, because you are a little wussy who loves being f**ked in the a$$ by other men.
    I was in awe. It was luck for me that I had to deal with him for only 3 weeks before the end of my contract. That moron was as smart as a retarded baboon. In fact, while I was working extra, he would spend most of the time smoking with my other colleague while I had to take additional chores, and he would reprimand me and call me lazy for spending too much time with them.

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 2 года назад

      Unbelievable. :/
      That stupid nonsense about smokers getting breaks and others not especially pisses me off, because that's *actually* just giving an outright incentive to fuck your life up... Seriously, that's the kind of crap that a union forms around to fight against.
      Plus we all know that second-hand smoke can be just as bad for you as actually doing it in the goddamn first place... At least the masks covid has made mainstay should help with that a little bit, but that's still such a dreadful environment to be in. My condolences and I hope the decision-makers in your country wake the fuck up soon to just what that's doing to their population.
      ...Although that would require the people in power to care about their people, which... well you know. :/

  • @aemi5929
    @aemi5929 2 года назад +2

    That last story was just a case of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Fuck with someone for an entire shift and eventually they’ll snap. honestly they don’t deserve punishment, they deserve a raise for putting up with their BS for so long

  • @Heartannaka
    @Heartannaka 2 года назад +3

    I’m sorry but a boss who would allow someone to treat their employee that way is a shitty boss. And then they’re going to punish OP for being treated like crap and getting sick of it!? They INSULTED HIS WIFE! This guy needs to get his priorities straight.

  • @jeswainston
    @jeswainston 2 года назад +2

    That bar story…maybe I’m weird is but if that boss is so desperate for money that you let customers abuse the place, I don’t want to work there.

  • @lasmirandadennsiewillja9435
    @lasmirandadennsiewillja9435 2 года назад +20

    Now we really got to a point where even misunderstandings and assuming the wrong thing by accident/ignorance is called gaslighting -_- Congrats, reddit. You took a term that describes a terrifying, cruel form of manipulation and abuse that can cause lifelong psychological damage to a victim even after breaking free from the abuser and watered it down to a "lol I once said something that wasn't true by accident!" joke. Hope you're proud of yourselves.

    • @anonymouspotato7538
      @anonymouspotato7538 2 года назад +6

      Not surprising, same thing happened with the term "triggered"

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 2 года назад

      It's reddit after all.

    • @PapaBearIsHere
      @PapaBearIsHere 2 года назад

      to be fair I think your overexaggerating it abit, we often use much more intense words to say things that didn't actually happen, like when your friend whose mad at you says "im going to kill you" he probably doesn't mean it, I don't think they're being serious about using the term gaslighting.
      If you have personal reasons to dislike them using it this way thats fine, but don't act like its completely wrong, it just comes across as too sensitive.

  • @joseph0998
    @joseph0998 2 года назад

    First story was the cutest marital fight I’ve ever heard of lol love’d that story

  • @TheDarkLink7
    @TheDarkLink7 2 года назад +12

    "I read ahead so I already know whats coming." Me personally I didn't read ahead nor know the story to already know whats coming.

    • @davidharshman7645
      @davidharshman7645 2 года назад +1

      I knew he was wearing something not intended for him and that he would get laughed at. Did not have a clue what the intended purpose was, though.

  • @81bajaj
    @81bajaj 2 года назад

    Oh damn! That first story is hilarious!!!! Nice to have some light-hearted stuff in there!

  • @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671
    @somestormcloakwithanarrowo4671 2 года назад +5

    Reminds me of an embarrassing moment that happened to me a while back. It was in a place called @America, in a mall called the Pacific Place, in South Jakarta. I went there with my whole class, some of the seniors, and some of the members from the student council. And then, the embassador of USA for Indonesia was invited to talk, and I suddenly shouted miscellaneous words while he was talking, a moment I still regret to this day, I don't why it happened, but it kept on showing in my head, as embarrassing flashbacks. TIFU?

  • @10Raccoon
    @10Raccoon 2 года назад

    What is with all the wholesome TIFUs today? This is absolutely delightful

  • @SGHmemories
    @SGHmemories 2 года назад +5

    Whoa whoa, on the decaf coffee story there's still cause for concern. Your body shouldn't be reliant on caffeine to even function at a family gathering, like wtf?

    • @lyndora33864
      @lyndora33864 2 года назад

      Yeah. Either they have a severe caffeine addiction or they actually are sick. When I had covid, I took a test when I knew I was exposed (husband brought it home from somewhere) and got negative. I started being sick less than a day after my negative test and got a positive the next day. A negative covid test doesn't necessarily mean covid free. My first thought was they had covid even after testing negative.

    • @lyndora33864
      @lyndora33864 2 года назад

      (you can actually spread covid 2 days before a positive test or getting symptoms )

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 года назад +1

    I honestly never thought the phase "I smoked, but I didn't inhale" was actually said legitimately. 😂

  • @JMemski
    @JMemski 2 года назад +18

    The Christmas Dinner story absolutely is just freaking beautiful, I'm not vegan but I know for a fact I would be if I'd have worked another week on a farm, they gave me so much understanding of why people choose to not consume animal products. Some day I will make the lunge into veganism, I just wish it wasn't so dammed expensive.

    • @reflex9238
      @reflex9238 2 года назад +2

      Chill, it’s actually cheaper. Rice in bulk is like a $1 a pound. Dried Beans are non perishable, can last a long time, and are also cheap. Same thing more or less goes with chickpeas and lentils. Whole wheat pasta in Walmart if you’re trying to eat healthier is also a $1. If you wanna buy vegetables best to buy frozen vegetables that way they can last you a long time. Tofu is one of the more expensive things to buy almost being as expensive as meat if it’s organic. It’s a rarity for me personally to find non organic but if you can get your hands on some it’ll cost you a little more than $2. The only thing that’s really expensive are the fake meats. They can range from $4 to $6. Gardein has a bunch of cheap fake meats that go for $4. Though something like the beyond burger can go for $6 as well as the impossible burger. I feel like it gives you more an incentive to eat healthy as really it’s much cheaper doing so.

    • @JMemski
      @JMemski 2 года назад +4

      @@reflex9238 I'm in the UK and a lot of vegan food is much more expensive but you're absolutely right, there are some awesome vegan foods in all food groups that won't break the bank, it's just a lot to handle in one go!

    • @reflex9238
      @reflex9238 2 года назад +1

      @@JMemski I’m in the US just wondering, if rice, beans or lentils are more expensive than meat itself. As that doesn’t add up how something like those can be priced up more than ever. If you’re talking about fake meats than that is gonna be expensive. Or unless you’re eating out which yeah is expensive as well even if you’re not vegan.

    • @JMemski
      @JMemski 2 года назад

      @@reflex9238 if we take into consideration milk alternatives and other protein alternatives there are many vegan alternatives that are more expensive, I'm not knowledgeable enough in it to claim that I know that it's always more expensive and I'm sure there are cheaper ways than others but based on my experience with a galactosaemic brother, buying vegan and free from milk products was very expensive growing up, luckily it has gotten better but only marginally in the last 16 years

    • @nicoleb695
      @nicoleb695 2 года назад

      It actually reminds me of this hilarious story from The Vinyl Cafe called "Dave Raises the Turkey". It's hilarious! Look it up, you won't regret it.

  • @jilledmondson6894
    @jilledmondson6894 2 года назад +1

    My father had a pet goose as a child in the 1920's and never ever ate any type of fowl. We never had fowl growing up because my dad would never let us have even turkey at Thanksgiving. His pet goose was his protector even when his mom (my grandmother) was mad at him.

  • @jefffoo6891
    @jefffoo6891 2 года назад +36

    Day 457 of telling him he's making everyone day better

  • @DanielaGlint
    @DanielaGlint 2 года назад

    rSlash reviewing chocolate candy is hilarious and so darn wholesome! I love this channel!!

  • @prisma7760
    @prisma7760 2 года назад +4

    How’s Hugo? Can we have a new „puppy“ bloopers?

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns 2 года назад +1

    Dude, we'd all like to be the ones to tackle one of those rude customers. It drives me nuts when business owners refuse to kick out or ban customers who are dragging down the experience for everyone else. Restaurants get reputations for the people they hire, the people who run it, and even the people they let into their business. You might be desperate for money, but the business won't survive if you keep letting one rude customer in who scares off two more from coming back. Stop letting customers ruin your reputation.

  • @eduardpeeterlemming
    @eduardpeeterlemming 2 года назад +18

    Rslash should make a subreddit where viewers talk about their stories

  • @mariafox9226
    @mariafox9226 2 года назад +2

    Last story: Op the only people who should feel guilty are the rude customers that pushed you into that blind rage. And to be frank I probably would’ve done the same thing.

  • @BlackFox999
    @BlackFox999 2 года назад +5

    Good morning, drink some water and have a good day

  • @prettyfreaknordinary7982
    @prettyfreaknordinary7982 2 года назад

    I'm so glad I didn't listen to this while I was working. That Santa hat for the cat story killed me🤣🤣

  • @maritimeshark1467
    @maritimeshark1467 2 года назад +3

    10:41
    The same thing happened to me.
    We ordered about 20 chickens and 3 turkeys to eventually eat. When it was time to slaughter them, the turkeys were still chirping so we decided to let them stay a bit longer.
    They never left.

  • @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
    @ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 2 года назад +1

    For that last story: The boss let those unruly patrons pile so much straw onto the back of his employee, it eventually broke.
    Oh, and he also clearly doesn't have a spine himself so that's probably why he was so chill with all their BS.

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  • @GioSerpo
    @GioSerpo 2 года назад +1

    LMFAO at the Among Us story. I have two friends who are a couple, and they've invited me and our extended group to play with them a number of times, and the conversation is ALWAYS him saying he'd never kill her if he was the imposter, and her responding by saying she'd kill him first if she was. But like, it's a friendly thing, and neither one of them EVER do that, unless they don't have a choice. (IE. He was imposter one time, and he vented. He hadn't killed anyone at that point, but when he came up she saw him and took off towards the button, and he got to her and killed her.) But like, they've never argued over it at all.

  • @Notedoesart
    @Notedoesart 2 года назад +3

    i totally understand the turkey story XD, i currently own a turkey who was meant to be on the dinner table. but 6 years later and she's a very happy girl who demands your attention 100% of the time

  • @Kruhee
    @Kruhee 2 года назад +1

    Op feels bad in that last story but really their boss should be the one who feels bad. Maybe boss should examine what it was that made their employee go crazy and put some puzzle pieces together.

  • @aldranzam3456
    @aldranzam3456 2 года назад +1

    Realising an animal has feelings and you can't kill them is not a fuck up. You can make more space for planting veggies.

  • @adrianadrian4585
    @adrianadrian4585 2 года назад

    that chocolate-covered cherry grandma story cracks me up!! 🤣🤣

  • @sukisuki1771
    @sukisuki1771 2 года назад +2

    My boyfriend and I were playing among us with my friends in vc, I got imposter and my friend V got it too. Well V vented RIGHT IN FRONT OF US, my boyfriend started RUNNING for the button so I of course, had to murder him. He did a “aHh” before going silent and accidentally head budding the desk, V and I were fighting for our lives being as quite as we could while finishing off the round. My boyfriend was so betrayed, but he got me back the next round (I was chased around the ship for a round before he eventually caught me lmao.)