Trying to gift some coal to ScoMo

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  • Опубликовано: 31 дек 2024

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  • @sarahjulien2831
    @sarahjulien2831 2 года назад +227

    "If there's any problems we'll clean it up by 2050...maybe 2060" 🤣🤣❤

    • @paulcaine2603
      @paulcaine2603 2 года назад +3

      Classic

    • @tonybrowne7220
      @tonybrowne7220 2 года назад +4

      Pure gold and the smirking prick is gone, that’s gold too.👏👏👏🤣

  • @honestaussie5064
    @honestaussie5064 2 года назад +467

    "Leave or i'll call the police". What a friendly atmosphere in our MPs office from our employees.

    • @Oznz-m5c
      @Oznz-m5c 2 года назад

      We don't want any scum bag voters loitering around here, not a dole office OK!

    • @SoupyRamp
      @SoupyRamp 2 года назад +5

      Yeah, kinda like Labor. As soon as the questions get tough, get the constitute to leave, and then call them a conspiracy theorist in Parliament.

    • @RodSwift
      @RodSwift 2 года назад

      But ..but ... COAL MAKES HIM CUM!?????!?! Why the electorate officer not want him to CUM?
      Is there no Nola Marino desk or prayer room nearby?

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 2 года назад +6

      @@SoupyRamp Party A and Party B. Two sidea of the same coin.

    • @grantsmith505
      @grantsmith505 2 года назад +21

      @@SoupyRamp
      Save your tears emo kid
      Well get to see Labor first hand in three weeks
      Then you can moan all you like

  • @doctorno3912
    @doctorno3912 2 года назад +104

    Lmfao that song at the end is the icing on the cake.
    Been listening to dj scomo everyday.

  • @zhukov2116
    @zhukov2116 2 года назад +20

    "Hi, I'm here to do a small and non violent practical joke on the PM who supposedly loves free speech"
    "I'll call the police"

    • @zhukov2116
      @zhukov2116 2 года назад +1

      @@The_Resistance_1961 Seems like you do.

    • @zhukov2116
      @zhukov2116 2 года назад +2

      @@The_Resistance_1961 Mate, in all honesty engaging with the ABC in some attempted humour is probably the least tax payer wastage that a politician is capable of. If you don't like the ABC wasting tax dollars making jokes, then you are going to really go mental when you find out how much tax money was spent on Murray-Darling Basin water that didn't exist.

  • @JohnSmith-fq4mk
    @JohnSmith-fq4mk 2 года назад +174

    G'day, so call the police when a constituent says something you don't like. " it's only coal ". Got to love a free country. Maybe you should have said it was NSW coal, not communist Victorian coal.

    • @R.K.994
      @R.K.994 2 года назад +8

      Communist coal, what?

    • @NoName-ml3kt
      @NoName-ml3kt 2 года назад +7

      Vote the c out

    • @Oznz-m5c
      @Oznz-m5c 2 года назад +1

      Haven't you realised Oz is the biggest open air prison in the world....some prisons have prisoners rights, Oz has the liberal/national/labor shamocracy....

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 года назад

      @@R.K.994 that's a first and I'm a socialist

  • @geo3867
    @geo3867 2 года назад +147

    If there are any problems I'll clean it up by 2050, maybe 2060 hahaha!

    • @bmx13andit52
      @bmx13andit52 2 года назад +1

      Do you seriously have a Ukraine flag as your profile pic just to virtue signal?!

    • @tlb2970
      @tlb2970 2 года назад +3

      Beautiful

  • @96miffy
    @96miffy 2 года назад +24

    Scott Morrison Hiring an admin: " So what do you like to do as a hobby?"
    karen: "I call the police when I see a darker person."
    Scott: "You're hired."

  • @enricoferri4916
    @enricoferri4916 2 года назад +1

    Love it. I thought about a crucifix mounted on a lump of coal...

  • @marcodebarkingville1827
    @marcodebarkingville1827 2 года назад +20

    Now Jenny is worried he's thinking about coal when he comes. Oh God !!!😱

    • @doctorno3912
      @doctorno3912 2 года назад

      Big black coal fetish. Rule 34

  • @crankcasy
    @crankcasy 2 года назад +35

    We need a retrospective independent federal commission into corruption.

    • @gurusson
      @gurusson 2 года назад

      We're getting one

    • @labibbidabibbadum
      @labibbidabibbadum 2 года назад +2

      I'm pretty sure it will be retrospective. I'm still waiting for Michaelia Cash to be required to explain those AFP raids in slightly more detail...

    • @omnitheus5442
      @omnitheus5442 2 года назад +1

      @@gurusson are we? Not so sure it will have the force it should. Voted Shoebridge in just so he can ram it in the way it should be - methodical, painful and with forceful penetration!

  • @swanny6627
    @swanny6627 2 года назад +24

    We always got mad at SCAM-MO for going on holiday during a national crisis. But maybe that's the best place for him, out of the way so can't make it any worse.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 2 года назад +7

      @@tootellustraight - Every previous federal government found things to do during national emergencies. Like providing funds for the volunteers who can't go to work for weeks on end, negotiating with other countries for equipment and personnel, mobilising the military to move supplies, build base camps and assist with evacuations.
      Nobody asked Morrison to hold a freaking hose, we just wanted him to do his job.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 2 года назад +5

      @@tootellustraight - The Morrison government had already refused to get involved in the national emergency even before the PM's secret departure.
      I've cancelled holidays for far more mundane reasons.
      People just wanted him to do his job, and we'd be justified to expect he'd want to do the job after all his maneuvering and effort to get it.

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 2 года назад +1

      @@tootellustraight - Yeah, well that's just... like... your opinion, man!

  • @windwaker0rules
    @windwaker0rules 2 года назад +131

    Ah the classic liberal catch phrase to every situation: i'm calling the cops

    • @windwaker0rules
      @windwaker0rules 2 года назад

      @@The_Resistance_1961 No thats LNP, Labor in canberra has tried to legalise pot like 6 times but was denied by the federal LNP. They could only get token laws in because the LNP would override any leaner laws.

    • @windwaker0rules
      @windwaker0rules 2 года назад

      @@The_Resistance_1961 it was made illegal in 1926 by the national party under orders by the UK. So the OG liberal party with our overlords from the UK.

  • @AussieAquatic
    @AussieAquatic 2 года назад +21

    Pure GOLD!!!
    I mean...........Coal 😂🤣😅

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 2 года назад

      It's like Black Gold, Solid Texas Tea.

  • @shermansheepherda8488
    @shermansheepherda8488 2 года назад +3

    It was only charcoal, he's gonna feel ripped off.

  • @bp56789
    @bp56789 2 года назад +7

    What a nice lady.

  • @SuperJackman117
    @SuperJackman117 2 года назад +75

    I'm sorry the guy only said "I need someone to sign for a delivery" and detailed no other trolling and instead of saying "sorry we aren't taking deliveries" or "We aren't expecting any deliveries" first her first thing to say is "I need you to leave please" as if everyone who walks through that door is either an expected wealthy corporate guest or an unexpected troll. The absolute state of the LNP offices.

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout 2 года назад

      Jeez, you idiots don't think that the office has cctv, even outside? Or that security probably saw the fucking camera and realized who was coming into the office (I'm keeping it basic because I understand the education of the Average Australian drops lower in proportion to how much Ice is flowing through their community. Which is a lot this decade.
      I love a good chaser's skit. But when you read just how stupid the average viewer/commenter is, I now understand why the Intelligence Community for the most part hires either from immigrant families or elite schoolz...
      [For the record, as someone who has been around the security industry, the likelihood of Australia producing another lateral thinker like Ned Kelly is about as likely as me finishing a game of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas without using any cheats]

    • @droy333
      @droy333 2 года назад +3

      He's definitely on a notice board of faces hahahaha

  • @grahamsengineering.2532
    @grahamsengineering.2532 2 года назад +1

    What a rude person behind the counter, these poor excuse for a human being need to put their manners in. They work for us, we pay their wages and the MP Office is there to serve the people. How dare she talk like that.

  • @Machete90210
    @Machete90210 2 года назад +1

    "We'll come back and clean it up by 2050" 😂🤣brilliant!!

  • @ozzybloke4830
    @ozzybloke4830 2 года назад +2

    Should've taken it to the prayer room....

  • @TwinkleStar987
    @TwinkleStar987 2 года назад +37

    I hit subscribe straight away. We need you guys this election. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @billbaggins1688
      @billbaggins1688 2 года назад

      what do your 3 prayer emojis mean ?

    • @TwinkleStar987
      @TwinkleStar987 2 года назад +4

      @@billbaggins1688 thank you, thank you, Thankyou. I should of cheered. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

    • @timdelaney95
      @timdelaney95 2 года назад +3

      @@billbaggins1688 just signifying how much of a happy clapper scomo is

    • @dodgygoose3054
      @dodgygoose3054 2 года назад +3

      same here!

  • @rastkopetrovic7896
    @rastkopetrovic7896 2 года назад +5

    GOOD JOB. Love WA.

  • @FernieSenders
    @FernieSenders 2 года назад +7

    You're doing God's work.
    Shoutout from fookin Canada eh

  • @onpointphysiopilates9060
    @onpointphysiopilates9060 2 года назад +8

    Nice work lads!

  • @Boatperson
    @Boatperson 2 года назад +1

    Yeah that’s exactly the response I got from Rick Wilson in Albany, WA - and I am 66y/o who was being very nice - just wanted an appointment with mr liberal wilson. (No respect means no capital letters).

  • @Dd-ue4ct
    @Dd-ue4ct 2 года назад +1

    Leave or I'll call the police but just leave this suspicious package in the building that's fine
    Fucking hell the PM should be glad we live in a country where people don't bomb politicians' offices if that's how is staff respond to that situation

  • @6972able
    @6972able 2 года назад +11

    Can not get enough of that song 🤣🤣

  • @philj877
    @philj877 2 года назад +13

    The party for free speech everyone

  • @Oznz-m5c
    @Oznz-m5c 2 года назад +8

    What about a dozen packets of Afghans for dutton the mutton stuffer?

  • @Rildavtv
    @Rildavtv 2 года назад +34

    Great to See you here Alexa and Great work on the Ukraine documentary I hope it's monetized

  • @Matt5556-v4f
    @Matt5556-v4f 2 года назад +16

    get out the ukulele and the KY Jen

  • @darrenbridge7159
    @darrenbridge7159 2 года назад +2

    Fantastic! Got yourself a new subscriber.

  • @dodgygoose3054
    @dodgygoose3054 2 года назад +10

    WOW ... so everyday Aussies not welcome when even bringing gifts....
    I wonder? ... next time dress in a suit, and see how far you get. $10 bucks on it, you get a lot further when your not so everyday Australian.

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 2 года назад +1

      Wouldn't surprise me since almost all Australian politicians follow some Victorian social norms lol

  • @declanbeattie4107
    @declanbeattie4107 2 года назад +1

    On yuh mate, I remember you from the old boy boy sketch’s, good too see you doin this now!

  • @spenserkao
    @spenserkao 2 года назад

    ScoMo must be dreaming of 2nd miracle he believe in, will the coal be the one to produce miracle?

    • @spenserkao
      @spenserkao 2 года назад

      @@The_Resistance_1961 Honestly, it really doesn't matter any more, he is gone, finally! So pleased that we no longer have to see his pretentious face on tv news daily, how good is that?!

    • @spenserkao
      @spenserkao 2 года назад

      @@The_Resistance_1961 Hardly to argue with someone without any vision of the future. Besides, also hard to talk to anonymity.

  • @GodTierComments
    @GodTierComments 2 года назад

    May 21st can't come soon enough

  • @keatonhj
    @keatonhj 2 года назад +4

    Brilliant.

  • @haruhisuzumiya6650
    @haruhisuzumiya6650 2 года назад

    I love this, friendly Jordie sends his regards

  • @glennturner4807
    @glennturner4807 2 года назад +1

    Just goes to show the disconnect between govt humans and normal humans.

  • @motherreaper7287
    @motherreaper7287 2 года назад

    You had to end on that song.. Now I have to go and listen to it anotherr 20 times..

  • @pamelabaars6896
    @pamelabaars6896 2 года назад +3

    Love it

  • @dreamaera
    @dreamaera 2 года назад

    Aleksa on Chaser official??

  • @shillout7270
    @shillout7270 2 года назад

    I hope Pres. Scott Mortician traded Carbon Credits for that sack of Coal deposited in his orifice

  • @crunchytheclown9694
    @crunchytheclown9694 2 года назад

    Coal ition things that make you go mmm

  • @Jen-eo1fh
    @Jen-eo1fh 2 года назад +5

    Brilliant 😊

  • @malcolmmathers2690
    @malcolmmathers2690 2 года назад

    no...mo aha ha ha ha

  • @dangdang3970
    @dangdang3970 2 года назад

    Mint 👌👌

  • @JohnSmith-jh1iy
    @JohnSmith-jh1iy 2 года назад

    Gift some hormone blockers to adam bandt

  • @connormartin558
    @connormartin558 2 года назад

    Man, what a change from boy boy and I did a thing, but interesting and funny.

  • @boahmali311
    @boahmali311 2 года назад

    this fucking legend

  • @damonturnbull5903
    @damonturnbull5903 2 года назад +4

    LOVE IT

  • @tonymontana6823
    @tonymontana6823 2 года назад +6

    fantastico 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grogery1570
    @grogery1570 2 года назад

    I thought the 2050 was a promise to not do anything about climate change until 2050?

  • @CrazeCollective
    @CrazeCollective 2 года назад +1

    😂

  • @drowning_icarus2301
    @drowning_icarus2301 2 года назад +3

    Legendary lmao

  • @backinthegame34
    @backinthegame34 2 года назад

    Have you got coal for Albo as well ? He likes coal too after all.

  • @cameronjames3499
    @cameronjames3499 2 года назад +1

    Yawn. At this point someone should deliver a mid-2000s women's magazine to Chaser HQ, because they havent had a New Idea in 15 years.

  • @madddevil1
    @madddevil1 2 года назад +7

    Who doesn't love coal it powers my Tesla. I'll vote for Scomo he loves coal too. This is great free advertising thanks for supporting LNP

    • @spaceducky101
      @spaceducky101 2 года назад +11

      Imagine not having solar in this day and age.

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 2 года назад +1

      @@spaceducky101 I think they're meming lol
      But TBF though, I don't think solar power's not reliable enough to rely on yet unfortunately from what I know. I could be wrong, but one example is SA's solar grid not being very reliable along with burrowing power from NSW.

    • @margaretarmstrong2445
      @margaretarmstrong2445 2 года назад

      @@Isaac-ho8gh You are right, solar is not reliable. It never can be. The Northern Hemisphere have been pushing renewables for more than twenty years, they still haven't found a way to make it reliable. The energy crisis they are suffering at the moment is a direct result of them going down this track. It's a bit tricky for them to continue to purchase oil and gas from Russia right now. Things are really dire there to the extent that they are firing up the old coal fired power plants.
      Who will Australia turn to when the lights go out if we go down the green energy track?

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 2 года назад +1

      @@margaretarmstrong2445 How would solar never be reliable? Solar panels are constantly getting more reliable and efficient over time with advances in science lol
      It could take a long time, but its worth it.

    • @Isaac-ho8gh
      @Isaac-ho8gh 2 года назад

      @Chris Turner yep lol

  • @margaretarmstrong2445
    @margaretarmstrong2445 2 года назад +1

    Don't get why you would want to get rid of coal. You can't make 'clean' renewables without it! And you need lots of it. Everyone knows that, don't they?

  • @Koran90123
    @Koran90123 2 года назад

    Cringe.

  • @robertthomson1587
    @robertthomson1587 2 года назад

    How utterly childish.