The top 25 metal albums of all time listed in order. Zero Metallica on that list
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The Dawgs first time in the pit he stubbed his toe and he said "im done brah brah".
the Dawg knows he the best
@@clocktowerdreamhouse44 even the almighty Jeff Becerra gets in the pit
I heard that new deicide album is coming out with a digipack that folds out into a stretcher Brah Bruh 😂
🤣🤣🤣
It's never gonna be as heavy as pantera
How many paidskis to get a reaction cam on the face while Jdawg listens to pitboss 2000's album "everybodys a winner?"
I'll pitch in money on that. 🤘😂
You didn't make Metallica's list of the top 25 album reviewers either bud. Maybe next year.
JB, steelstorm666, DawnPossession, RobertG \m/ The trve Big 4 of devil metallist philosophy
I appreciate the shout out! But man I can't hang with those other 3 haha!
i appreciate the shout out, brah brah. it’s what we’re all here for. trve kvlt philosophy
@@robertg305a little too late for that brah brah
😂 like and share the video fanaticals
U forgot ab me brah brah? I’m the ultra kvlt elitist only vlad tepes, mutilation, & belketre over here bro
Another banger video dawg and I'm loving the gym talk brah brah!
The Dawg is waiting for the gym gains to pay off in BUN
Yo Sponge, is mayonnaise an acceptable instrument in death metal, brah brah?
If you didn't know it works really well as lube also.
@@SuicidalGrind sup devil! That's news to me! Gonna try that out with the misses and report back how it went!
@@TimmyTurner421 creamy
tell sponge that brah brah in the sedan left their lights on like a poooooser ass canoe
Mayo is acceptable. Mustard is only for the most extreme musicians. I play ketchup. It falls somewhere in the middle. Heavy, but not so extreme it's unlistenable.
Good one! 🤘🏻💿
0:19 hehe nice PAID SCAROONIE returns, in the past weeks Dawg would just say PAID QUESTION, glad the Scaroonie returns.
A paid scrarooney is like a paid question where we're already giving Justin the answer
I'm just saying the more people talk shit about Gateways to Annihilation the more I listen to it. I'm glad most people don't like it.
I love it, it's one of my favorite by Morbid Angel, don't give a flying ratpiss what these forests think lol
Both Gateways and Heretic are super underrated imo
@@schmoopen Yep, I love every single Tucker album just as much as the Dave albums.
Gateways is definitely under-rated.
@@sinisterking6009 these bubbles, forests, and sloths from the goonies, box of chocolates - their opinion is irrelevant.
HILARIOUS TITLE. I thought you would’ve mention load and reload! 🤘🏻🤣🤣🤘🏻
The video games?
@@WALDENSOFTWARE the gay metallica albums…HILARIOUS!!
What do you think of Infernäl Mäjesty? (of None shall Defy)-despite the silly coverart. And Evil Blood, old band from Croatia; kind *of hard to find it all on youtube anymore.
do one for death metal demos
Maybe!
@@LaylaLover90don’t wreck your brain, Plebski!! You put Cattle DeCRAP at #1 - time to LEAVE THE HALL and go back to the MALL!
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 cattle decap is great u poseer
So rumor has it that dawg was the inspiration for the character in SpongeBob (chocolate episode) whose skin was made of paper and bones were made of glass limiting all the things he could do in life.
Oh yeah, no arm wrestling for the Dumbo! His last hernia surgery almost spelled his demise, brotown!
Delete the parenthesis and everything you wrote after bra bra.
@@WALDENSOFTWARE LOL
Cool List! For such big bands I have a hard time finding the good LPs for Cattle and Immolation (locally) also, I won a local arm wrestling contest in my 20s. Medium build but lots of hand and forearm strength, technique is key.. get the jump and overpower the hand itself
Try the internet to find them, Boomertown
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 of course, why I mentioned "locally"
Yo sponge what’s that symbol on your shirt brotown? Kinda looks like an upright cross 🧽🚨🧽
Does Steel Storm 666 and Leave _The_Hall_ like you with corpse paint on while you are giving head to them?
MARDUK all hail! Their best stuff came when Mortuus joined.
Protector a shedding of skin puts anything J-Dawg has to say on a stretcher
Great album 👌
Based
All caught up on the last 3 episodes, brah, brah! Do I get a sticker?
my favorite bands
Put your favorite band
Sadistic intent
Scattered remnants
Brutality
death
necrophagist
deeds of flesh
gorgasm
disgorg
Baphomet
Seance
flesh consumed
parasitic extirpation
evile
havok
razor
Desolus
Inverted
Unleashed
Grave
Necrovore
exodus
artillery
pyaemia
Cc
Suffocation
devourment
cannibal corpse
lord belial
abigor
marduk
Brodequin
Pyrexia
Defeated sanity
Deicide
Mortician
Divine empire
Hour of penance
Morbid angel
VIRVUM
Nice fucking essay homeboy
I need to listen to my Virvum album again
Spawn of possession
Mexico disgorge or American disgorge? I prefer Mex. Antimo vocals on first 3 albums are fucking inhuman. No pitch shifters!!
MARDUK
Cheers for that Mortician/Fleshgrind Layla!!
Hell yeah, brotha!!
Yo sponge is it true that werewolf of satanic warmaster read mein kampf before writing the lyrics for the black metal kommando/gas chamber album brah brah?
He probably read playgirl magazine too
amazing cd brah brah. want it on vinyl. got the CD from hells a few months ago though broski
@@steelstorm666 mmmmhmm its definitely a rough & tough pick I love blasting it near the projects in my city definitely gets the heads turning lol
@@TheTransylvanian i do the same broski!
Spoogetanic Gamer Werwulf represents the Lonliness of the Gamestop bm Funkopop collector, Brotown
RIP Steve Albini goddammit
Dude ain’t produced no metal you lose 💯 kvlt points with that alternative non sense
Love High On Fire's "Blessed Black Wings" \m/ but what other legit Metal albums did Steve produce???🤔
Some titles would be greatly appreciated.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 none he’s mostly punk and alternative
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Some SUNN O))) and Neurosis. He worked with anyone he got along with really. I'm surprised more metal bands didn't chase his open room dynamics, especially on drums
Now if it was Scott burns I would have gave a fuck
Bad ass video 🤘🏻🤘🏻👺
He a tough guy he knows hes the best
😂 like and share the video Devils
Damn I never wanna tear a pec I love doing dips too much
@@jefflawson3574I'm just doing 50lb girl curls and riding a bicycle a lot these days, gotta start somewhere brotown
Kvlt picks abound, much respect Adam. That being said, you could have rated Altars of Madness a bit higher on the list. \m/
Adam Benenson is pretty based.. I am glad he included I.N.R.I. on the list too.
@@lopolik Did you hear Municipal Waste in there, Adam couldn't resist throwing in a slice of _Pizza_ _Thrash_ 🍕🎵
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Yeah, well a little pizza thrash never hurt nobody. I prefer S.O.D. Speak English album myself, though.
@@lopolik SOD is sick, too!
Haha, yup. My first Morbid Angel album purchased was 'Domination'. 🤮 Glad I didn't stop there!
How many paid scaroonies could a canoe scaroon, if a canoe could scaroon a paidski?!?!
Respectable listing, quite different from my personal 25 though brah brah
I agree. I’m sure our top 25 would be different from each other.
B52's #1
Lol 25 is too many, how about 5 and then start listening to real Tuneskis, plebbos??
I liked the last 2 Marduk albums quite a bit. Very good.
Am I a poser for thinking Cannibal Corpse sucks?
The Dawg is going to be furious when he reads this.
You'd be a poser if you didn't think for yourself. 🤘😂
Am I a poser because I think XTC-Dear God rules? Actually I don’t give a fuck. And it does rule
@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal XTC has many tracks, Brotown, it’s just a poser move to namedrop their biggest hit
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 Wouldn’t I be more of a poser if I said I liked all their stuff. When I only know the one song?
I don't know what it is, but today's sign off is one of the best.
Because of Paradogma, that's when Hour of Penance got tagged with being "The Italian Behemoth." They are much more than that, really. Even Behemoth at one point got called out for sounding like Nile.
Yeah, bodybuilders have injured themselves from just gardening or just by walking their dog. Freak accidents, of course!
Good music > Edgy
Superman ----- In 1995, Reeve fell from a horse at an equestrian competition, leaving him paralyzed from the neck down
Yo Sponge, is it true that you’re the biggest fanatical of Gaahls Seed… errr, i mean God Seed, brah brah?
😂
the Gorgoroth Gaahl's song ''White Seed'' from the ''Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam'' album is Dawg's fave.
I totally agree with the whole injuries thing - it doesn't mean you "lack toughness" - it just means you lack stupidity.
I go to Metal shows for the music... not to get hurt by some idiot.
There's a big difference between being a coward and being sensible.
Amen bro 👏🏿👑
Doesn’t excuse acting like a damn statue. You can be energetic at a show without being a total lunatic
Boolsheet. Not saying you have to mosh like a fool but you can't help moving around a bit if you're feeling the music. It's not freakin jazz.
What about arm wrestling, brotown??
@@Leave_The_Hall_69 arm wrestling in da pit, tuffff 👌🏿
Marduk's first album sounded like Swedish death to me. Those Of the Unlight was when it started being black metal.
Love that Tetragrammacide record on the list, the Dawg would probably give it the old man treatment though "that's just noise!"
it is just noise. people support that kind of stuff based on ideology and nothing more.
@@ianswift3521 And as "just noise", what comes forth the clearest is naturally the lyrics and their meaning :)
My top 25 would have stuff like Fleshcrawl, Jungle Rot, Warhead, and Nile.
Must smell crazy in your grouphome, Broski
GaylaLover sending all his scaroonies to the Dawg instead of taking Layla out to Red Lobster for dinner AGAIN??
I ain't setting foot in Red Lobster unless they got a Blue one.
R-Lob is in serious financial trouble, load up on their never-ending shrimp, before it ends.
@@SuicidalGrind the lobster men here usually catch some blue ones and other genetic mutated colorations. Seems more common nowadays than previous.
When I got out of the hospital after breaking my skull open, my friend and I went to red lobster because we wanted pasta but it was like, 7pm on a Sunday. They told us they had no shrimp or salmon or whatever for our Alfredo. Fine. We will load up on biscuits. Oh, they're out of biscuits? Cool. We will just have the pasta. Then they said they're out of Alfredo sauce. I asked if they had butter, cream, garlic, salt, and parmesan - they said yes to all. So how in the fuck can you not make a half-ass cream sauce for my $30 noodles!? Fuck Red Lobster!
HA HA😴😴
DEMIGOD is my favorite Behemoth album…
Slaughtbath is great also!
Love it, got the vinyl a couple of months back
Behemoth have 3 good songs - Pure Evil and Hate, The Dark Forest, and Sephirotic Carnality (I probably misnamed every tune but you know what I mean)
Aside from that, they're dogshit
Yeah, regarding Behemoth, the early black metal stuff was decent, Satanica was very good, easily their best, in my opinion. Then I bought Zos Kia Cultus and was highly disappointed. I just fell off after that. That album was so boring. But I guess it worked for them, since they blew the fuck up after that.
One lack-luster album and you call it quits for them?
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't really call it quits on them or dislike them. Just kind of fell off. But indeed, I SHOULD check out some of those later albums.
yeah the grom and the sventivith are passable though i listen to them maybe once every 6 years. i surprisingly like the satanist album. that one is really good for me. the evangelion one is okay but feels hollow, missing a whole lot of stones. it's brittle and empty feeling, all the stones were used on the satanist i guess.
Nergal is the metal Urkel.
Metal Urkel already exists brah brah. Family Matters Season 3 Episode 7.
yeah i can't respect that band after all their matrix costume posturing in the early 00s. they're more musicians, not so much metal. it's clear they're in it for fame and celebrity, not for metal. metal is an increasingly distant priority for behemoth
@@ianswift3521 They were a gateway band for me, but I stopped paying attention to them after Thelema.6. Years later I decided to re-visit them and was super surprised to see how popular they had become.
Layla’s list is pretty cool. Certainly more original than my favorite albums.
Damn. I'm scared to watch 'til the end because I'm like super broke right now and I'm afraid I'll wanna check out and order something mentioned lol
Ain't that the truth, the only one of those I'd put on my list would be Altars. \m/
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Same. All of my favorites all include stuff like Slayer, Venom, Black Sabbath, Candlemass, Saint Vitus etc. certainly nothing Layla would put on his list.
Brand new USBM release to check out, from the band "Imperial Spellcaster".
Released today, this is an album that stands out from the pack.
@@distributorovkvlt-points5481unreal, Imperial Spellcaster's album just made Gayla's List!! It fits the bill for sure.
Some awesome albums on Adam's list.
😂 Milwaukee Metal Fest and Hellwitch Interview Devils
Francisco hooked it up, you owe him! 😂
It isn’t an Archgoat show without them playing Hammer of Satan! 🤘🏻💀
I love Morbosidad's cover of that too 🤘🏻
@@sentientafterbirth yeah good on a shirt
dogg know hes the best bad as can
Any list that literaly has zero black sabbath or priest or a maiden album in a top 25 list literally thrown in the garbage can
Literally 💯
Black Sabbath is boring.
what about all three but as albums #23 # 24 and # 25
Or Accept
Those bands aren't very good brah brah, need more limp bizkit, korn, and suicide silence brotown
LaylaLover90 I'm calling you out for being a POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
I'll join the chorus
Haha ok! Neat!
Can I get called one, too? Then we can fight about gatekeeping. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't mosh, I smile :^)
That's so gay, smiling is for women and children. Men don't smile.
I have an irritated look on my face. While standing there. Tough guy head nodding. Sometimes I cross my arms. To show that I’m closed off and don’t want anyone approaching me.
sometimes I hold a beer, and raise it upward after a song, excelling a soft "Wooohoooo" to encourage the band.@@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
@@KzudemRiM That’s a classic move. I have been know. To employ that at times. I’m 48, I don’t jump in the pit anymore.
No Motley Crue or Poison (the popular one) not serious Top 25 list
Dorian Yates. Fuck Yeah!!!
Thanks brah brah
ALLLL MARDUK IS GOOD....
BAD AS CAN
You can get injured driving a car brah brah
Wow! The dawg giving a monolog on a person's personal feelings and emotions. Hahaha gay!
Best def metal band ever has to be def leopard hands down. Or one hand anyway. Fucking brutal ass def metal band .. they take on any other band with one arm behind there back and leave them other bands to go home on a stretcher. Bra bra
The Tish drummed with no hands, brah brah! Can’t beat that with a stick!
First two Def Leps are alltimer records any way you cut it \m/
Idk, if anything I'd say that list was tailored to impress you and in line with your tastes, but hey ,I don't know what's in others heads/ hearts