I needed this episode. I just ditched a single mom on a date and I didn't know she had 3 kids until after setting it up. This reassured me I did the right thing. #blessed
Met Jace today outside of a Hardee's, he was trying to offload some research chemicals and brand new copies of Mein Kampf. I gave him $200 and a handy in the bathroom, we all deserve respect.
Liar! Jace boycotts Hardee's because of their stance on the Gulf War. Jace is a actual patriot, Nancy. Research chemicals? It was Listerene in a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle. Are you on drugs, young man?
Shoutout 2Lazy2Try and all the other monotone creatures that make those documentaries. I'll never get tired of hearing some guy who sounds like Valium say how much Schaub or Bert suck.
"Asian man is like an ant trying to biring back a piece of leaf back to the colony" incredible Jace. Genuinely that is one of the best layered jokes you've made.
I was waiting in heavy traffic while leaving Buckees last week, and I was completely shocked to see a large black SUV plowing through traffic. The driver avoided most of the other people but slammed into giant rock and caught some air. As soon everybody realized what had happened, Jace got out of the vehicle and left the scene. Happy to see that he is alright and back to normal
He is genuinely autistic, it’s hilarious how over the years tim Dillon wouldn’t let him talk and would shame him when he did and everyone thought it was mean, and now that Ben has total freedom to say whatever is on his mind you realize he is actually completely insane and painfully slow
Gracie suckin off Jace's leg for the entire "5 things we like" bit set me off. Jace would've had his way with that dog in the church and we all know it.
There were some very interesting tidbits in this discussion. I was actually fascinated that the sleepover circle-jerk made the conversation roster. I've always been fascinated with latent homophobia explicitly coded into blatantly homoerotic activities. I also enjoyed Gracie licking Jace's leg. I think she recognizes that both of you are growing older together. I do have a slight criticism about the Blue Chew ad where Jace almost deliberately doesn't acknowledge the trans and non-binary experience when he talks about boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives. So often, the trans experience is excluded such as in the recent changes to the laws around the Third Gender in Pakistan. I really wish you all can do an analysis of that. Stay beautiful Jace. I am nearing the end of my transition and will talk to you eventually. I have been trying to stick to my medication for the good of my mental health and have found that I am able to sleep now whereas before I would stay awake for 3 days at a time and hyper-fixate that Ben was trying to have his way with me.
DJ Khaled trying to learn observational comedy. The next step is to add funny tags after getting told what each thing is. No one said it's going to be good comedy, a step up from his "songs", where it's just him shouting "DJ Khaled!".
patreon.com/lemonparty so many bonus episodes to binge (video/audio and past livestreams)
Can we get one intimate moment ad per ep, or does Jace not trust you enough with your collective livelihoods?
I got the Roger joke. The dog is kinda tiger striped. There's pics of her rubbing his belly.
I needed this episode. I just ditched a single mom on a date and I didn't know she had 3 kids until after setting it up. This reassured me I did the right thing. #blessed
You could've been set for life and had her train her replacement
@@dylanfarnum1488 the swinging king with the facts
@@dylanfarnum1488I feel like this comment will be used against you in court someday
Well played.
@@dylanfarnum1488very good
As a 47 year old man, you guys inspire me to quit my only fans and start a wholesome podcast like this with my wife and her boyfriend.
Met Jace today outside of a Hardee's, he was trying to offload some research chemicals and brand new copies of Mein Kampf. I gave him $200 and a handy in the bathroom, we all deserve respect.
Liar! Jace boycotts Hardee's because of their stance on the Gulf War. Jace is a actual patriot, Nancy. Research chemicals? It was Listerene in a 20 oz Mountain Dew bottle. Are you on drugs, young man?
Sad but true!
The duality of man is simultaneously thinking the dog girl should be thrown in a volcano and “would”
Lmao
Ben saying “would” about the dog girl is outta control 🤣🤣
then 20 minutes later, Jace says he'd jack off to the video 😂😂
But is he wrong
@@theskyguy2352 not wrong necessarily 😑
@@theskyguy2352absolutely not. I’d double team her with the dog 😂
That he repeated several times and the guys were clearly trying to ignore it 😂
Happy drink driving day for all you relapsers out there. 1 week sober boys!
Shut up, no one cares, Relapse now.
Keep it up
@@VaranusVideos god I wish that were me
@@VaranusVideos Fourth Bud Ice™ here! 9:00 a.m. 😭 Didn't realize it was a holiday...
Welcome to the wagon!! Let’s slide on em 💥💥🤙🏼🤙🏼✌🏼30+
Shoutout 2Lazy2Try and all the other monotone creatures that make those documentaries.
I'll never get tired of hearing some guy who sounds like Valium say how much Schaub or Bert suck.
Sounds like Valium lol
Those dudes are annoying as hell
The only cast who properly abuses freedom of speech 🎉
Happy 4th, lemonboys!
Thx Ben for changing times love waking up to this
no problem pal
I mean what a podcast, what a podcast
Devan never has to look both ways before crossing the street - saves time.
"Asian man is like an ant trying to biring back a piece of leaf back to the colony" incredible Jace. Genuinely that is one of the best layered jokes you've made.
I was waiting in heavy traffic while leaving Buckees last week, and I was completely shocked to see a large black SUV plowing through traffic. The driver avoided most of the other people but slammed into giant rock and caught some air. As soon everybody realized what had happened, Jace got out of the vehicle and left the scene. Happy to see that he is alright and back to normal
You guys look like someone’s cousins friends. Thanks for the slop 🎉
YEAH U LIKE MY OUTFIT
Talkin this and that
Shoutout and RIP La Chat, the classy lady on that track. She sure loved her menthols
waking up first thing to the episode is the best 4th of July of all time. God bless America brother
Ben getting coached about race relations by Jace and Devan will never get old, I love it.
Ben's next phase should be NASCAR
the soyface genuinely does not get old, gets me every time
The look on my face when I saw this EP dropped LETS GO
How can Ben read so much and not know how to pronounce words
Mookbahng for muckbang was the funniest
He is genuinely autistic, it’s hilarious how over the years tim Dillon wouldn’t let him talk and would shame him when he did and everyone thought it was mean, and now that Ben has total freedom to say whatever is on his mind you realize he is actually completely insane and painfully slow
I realized Devan's natural appeal is that he sounds like a Simpsons radio character when he's ranting.
Jace saying he doesn’t understand why he should respect jacked guys makes too much sense
Digging the Sword in the Stone playing in the background. A personal favourite.
I would kill or die for lemonparty. The challenge is learning how to live for lemonparty...
"Their eyes are made out of toes" & "they're held together by their own stains" holy shit that got me
Happy Belated Birthday to Jace AND Gracie.
i love that soyface has its own youtube chapter.
the immediate dejection after ben saying "atliens means atlanta gay sex" is something pure to behold. thanks again guys.
“This man call us ant on podcast” man Jace is hilarious.
Ben should wear shorts. Jace should wear a moomoo.
I have the opposite opinion. Jace is owning the shorts.😊
While Ben did not acquiesce to the fans demand for shorter shorts, his pants are flesh toned, so, I'll stay subscribed.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRACIE!
I get so happy when these pop up. Imma roof contractor and I’m gettin stilted all day and try not to fall
I smoked crack for the first time this week, my opinion is that you should sell it, but dont smoke it
The DJ Khalid bit had me dying
@benaveryisgood you're like my lost brother, we were raised church of christ in Texas and my sister in law's dad went to the same high school as you.
I like how at 10:00 Gracie starts licking Jaces leg after all the horny pitbull talk. Gracie reading the room.
1:12:34
Jace has such a way with words
Mustache Ben looks like a gay Hollywood executive in the 70s.
🏀: yo i hear u like the dawgz
🐶: 🐕
Church girl: 🤤
would love a few more slurs on the youtube episodes, other then that the podcast is really taking off fellas! very good! (im gay)
Slaw-lum
What the actual fuck 😂
Most offensive thing in this one
Mustache BEN looks like Ned Flanders if he was gay in his 20s.
Blessed USA day with lemonparty
Idk how the last 5 minutes of this wasn’t the patreon. Love it
lemonparty merch when?
Trans Jace would destroy in female rugby.
I think it's time for him to start having that discussion. But transitioning is a very serious decision and must be made in comfort and care.
LEMONPARTY DAYYY YESSSSSSS :D:D:D
If that church girl was also into black guys she'd lose her mind with AirBud. 🏀🐶
Love the intro ! Happy 4th!
At 1:01:57 the animated bird on the right screen is in full blackface
1:08:54 They do a lot of Law and Order here too lmao power to you Devan
Me: sitting by down with my coffee and plate of cookies to enjoy my favorite podcast
Lemon party: dog fuckers .
This guy got gummy bear shirt money now
Spooky Mansion… 👻 👨🏿❤️💋👨🏻
There’s a good sketch here of Devon at a gym on a stairmaster in Joker make-up. He just starts talking shit to jacked people.
“It’s all a crap shoot baby! You could get shot at the gym - BY ME!”
Gummy bear drip tho
Gracie suckin off Jace's leg for the entire "5 things we like" bit set me off. Jace would've had his way with that dog in the church and we all know it.
There were some very interesting tidbits in this discussion. I was actually fascinated that the sleepover circle-jerk made the conversation roster. I've always been fascinated with latent homophobia explicitly coded into blatantly homoerotic activities. I also enjoyed Gracie licking Jace's leg. I think she recognizes that both of you are growing older together. I do have a slight criticism about the Blue Chew ad where Jace almost deliberately doesn't acknowledge the trans and non-binary experience when he talks about boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives. So often, the trans experience is excluded such as in the recent changes to the laws around the Third Gender in Pakistan. I really wish you all can do an analysis of that. Stay beautiful Jace. I am nearing the end of my transition and will talk to you eventually. I have been trying to stick to my medication for the good of my mental health and have found that I am able to sleep now whereas before I would stay awake for 3 days at a time and hyper-fixate that Ben was trying to have his way with me.
“Salami’ing past slurs”
Thanks for your service pimps
Volcom hat hahahaha 1:04:43
31:26 You've watched Spike Lee's CSA so many times, it comes true.
Mustache Ben looks like a gold miner who fell in love with a man while gold mining in San Francisco.
He looks like an adult altar boy at Paul Dano’s church in There Will
be Blood
@@blueskynoise2177 Totally I agree. People in movie would be more significantly worried about Ben molesting the animals more than the kids.
Good to know my favourite eugenics is still making content.
The Sword in The Stone is my fav movie ever...
Hell yeah sword in the stone
I love kicking block cones
Ben's disbelief at 31:12 lmfao
You boys haven't been fulfilling your podcastly duties. You haven't quoted crime statistics in a fortnite.
The stats are low because people are committing crimes in fortnite now
Mustache Ben looks like he is secretly, in disguise, going to meet his pool boy in a separate rented hotel room.
Everytime he disassociates and looks down he’s thinking of the pool boy
I also shop in the autistic section of the golf store.
There needs to be a Dennis the menace to society. Spike Lee get on it.
gummy bear shirt slays
Happy July 4th! If the soyface ever stops I swear you will live to regret it.
Please film Devan being rude to people
I heard that Suttree reference there Benjamin
THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT
-Dj Khalad
I was wondering when there would be someone willing to put their ad on here 😂
46:10 LMFAO
1:13:06 good girl Emma. Wholesome Ben petting moment
July 4th 2023: Happy hillbilly Christmas! Get to blow up whatever you want! Legally!
Hey Devan, you'd probably love Everyone Is Going To Hell 😂
49:25 Literally same.
Anybody else get asked to fill out a “which Ramen Noodle brand do you eat?” survey when they clicked on the video?
1:23:00 jace had to reset his router
🍋
DJ Khaled trying to learn observational comedy.
The next step is to add funny tags after getting told what each thing is.
No one said it's going to be good comedy, a step up from his "songs", where it's just him shouting "DJ Khaled!".
Gummy bears 😂
You think you’re tuff Costa? OK, we’ll see about that!
These guys heard about the East coast comics making fun of LA people for being too soft and woke, and they took it personally.
Gummy bear shirt rules
Spooky Mansion sounds like Devon
39 minutes ago? But I wanna laugh now!!
Feckin' Good Doggo mate!!
aahhhhhnnnnnnnnn
The fact Ben hasn’t seen boondocks is sad
dr. yakub
✊🏿👁🤔🆗️🍸🤣
#yesoryes
@1:20:27 Sla_low-ming. God dammit Ben.